1. Dennis, do you have the tickets?Copy !req
2. Yes, affirmative.Copy !req
3. I got the tickets on-line,
and I got the last ones.Copy !req
4. Charlie, got booze?Copy !req
5. So what do you think?Copy !req
6. I think that's enough booze to
last the whole movie, right?Copy !req
7. Yes.Copy !req
8. We're good, we're good.Copy !req
9. Dee, time?Copy !req
10. Uh, we have
just about a half hour.Copy !req
11. Precisely, you bitch!Copy !req
12. I need to know precisely.Copy !req
13. 28 minutes! I'm sorry.Copy !req
14. 28 minutes.Copy !req
15. Oh, the city
is like a zoo.Copy !req
16. I mean, traffic jam like
you wouldn't believe.Copy !req
17. Obama's got the whole
thing congested.Copy !req
18. Oh, goddamn it, Mac.Copy !req
19. I told you there was
gonna be traffic, dude.Copy !req
20. I forgot about Obama!Copy !req
21. We still have time.Copy !req
22. We still have time.Copy !req
23. No, but, dude, traffic's
gonna jam us up, man.Copy !req
24. No, no, no, we can
make it, okay?Copy !req
25. Time for what?Copy !req
26. Time for what?Copy !req
27. Where are you going?Copy !req
28. We gonna go see Thundergun
Express, man.Copy !req
29. You know what I'm talking about.Copy !req
30. What the shit is a Thundergun?Copy !req
31. Are you crazy, dude?Copy !req
32. It's, like, the greatest
movie ever made.Copy !req
33. It's about this warrior from a
post-apocalyptic undergroundCopy !req
34. society who has to travel back
in time to save his lover fromCopy !req
35. an evil robot army.Copy !req
36. Whoo... "No hesitation."Copy !req
37. "No surrender.Copy !req
38. No man left behind!"Copy !req
39. It's only the biggest
movie in America.Copy !req
40. Whoa, that sounds the tits.Copy !req
41. I'm in.Copy !req
42. No. You do not have a ticket.Copy !req
43. Yeah.Copy !req
44. You didn't buy me a ticket?Copy !req
45. I'm sorry.Copy !req
46. What am I? Your daddy?Copy !req
47. Yeah, I don't just buy
tickets for people.Copy !req
48. Yeah.Copy !req
49. Well, I'll tell you what?Copy !req
50. I'll take Deandra's ticket.Copy !req
51. You don't like action movies.Copy !req
52. I don't know, Frank.Copy !req
53. This is just as much a love
story as anything else.Copy !req
54. Plus, I hear the guy hangs dong, and
I'm very interested in seeing that.Copy !req
55. Me, too.Copy !req
56. Yeah, yeah, he hangs dong.Copy !req
57. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
58. What the hell am I gonna do?Copy !req
59. Well, get out of the way,
'cause we gotta go.Copy !req
60. Yeah.Copy !req
61. The clock's ticking.Copy !req
62. Let's, let's go.Copy !req
63. Thundergun!Copy !req
64. This blows, dude!Copy !req
65. Drive faster.Copy !req
66. Drive faster?Copy !req
67. Where would you
like for me to go?Copy !req
68. I'm surrounded by cars, Charlie.Copy !req
69. It's all these goddamn
immigrants come in to see Obama.Copy !req
70. And none of them
have any insurance.Copy !req
71. That's why they drive so slow.Copy !req
72. Why are you even here?Copy !req
73. The movie is sold out.Copy !req
74. I'm gonna scalp a ticket.Copy !req
75. Oh, shit!Copy !req
76. I didn't bring my wallet.Copy !req
77. You guys gotta spot
me some dough.Copy !req
78. I ain't
giving you shit.Copy !req
79. Oh, I'll sneak in.Copy !req
80. I sneak in all the time.Copy !req
81. I just hope we get there in
time to all sit together.Copy !req
82. I don't like to split up.Copy !req
83. Nah, don't worry about it.Copy !req
84. If we get split up, we'll just
yell over everybody to eachCopy !req
85. other until they get annoyed
with us and switch.Copy !req
86. You call in a bomb threat,
that would delay the picture.Copy !req
87. That would be very Thundergun.Copy !req
88. We're gonna have to do
something drastic if DennisCopy !req
89. doesn't figure out a
way to drive faster.Copy !req
90. Yeah, come on, man.Copy !req
91. Where would you
like for me to drive?Copy !req
92. He misses all of his angles.Copy !req
93. Well, you can slide
in front of that Prius.Copy !req
94. Go in front of that Prius.Copy !req
95. Oh, okay, so then I'll be
stuck in front of the PriusCopy !req
96. instead of right
next to the Prius.Copy !req
97. It's a bigger problem
than that guys.Copy !req
98. He's slow at everything.Copy !req
99. You should see how long it
takes him to bang chicks.Copy !req
100. Mac, that's because you
always try and barge in so youCopy !req
101. can see the chicks naked.Copy !req
102. And then I have to start the
process all over again.Copy !req
103. But you waste so much time
talking to them when you shouldCopy !req
104. be plowing them.Copy !req
105. No, you don't get it, dude.Copy !req
106. You don't get what I'm...
Look, I'm forging a connectionCopy !req
107. with these women that will yield
for them the most awakening andCopy !req
108. unforgettable sexual
experience of their lives.Copy !req
109. Whatever!Copy !req
110. I don't care about any of this!Copy !req
111. We're gonna miss the movie!Copy !req
112. Yeah, come on.Copy !req
113. Hey, Thundergun
it up on the curb.Copy !req
114. Yes, go on the curb!Copy !req
115. Thundergun it
all the way down.Copy !req
116. Thundergun's not a verb.Copy !req
117. Stop using it as a verb.Copy !req
118. There's nothing I can do.Copy !req
119. It's the man's name.Copy !req
120. Just calm down. We'll get there.Copy !req
121. Well, I tell you one thing.Copy !req
122. I could walk faster
than we're moving.Copy !req
123. What are you guys doing?Copy !req
124. Oh, wait!Copy !req
125. Get back here, you
sons of bitches!Copy !req
126. Thundergun leaves no man behind!Copy !req
127. We'll come back for you!Copy !req
128. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
129. Come on!Copy !req
130. Damn.Copy !req
131. Please.Copy !req
132. Shit.Copy !req
133. All the streets are blocked.Copy !req
134. Hey, let's ask this cop.Copy !req
135. Excuse me, Officer.Copy !req
136. Uh, we need to get through.Copy !req
137. I can't help you.Copy !req
138. The street's closed down
all the way to Spring.Copy !req
139. Yeah, but this
is an emergency.Copy !req
140. It's not my problem.Copy !req
141. You gotta go around.Copy !req
142. All right, we gotta
find a new point of entry.Copy !req
143. Attack the target from
a different angle.Copy !req
144. Whoa! Hold on.Copy !req
145. What are you talking
about attacking?Copy !req
146. No, no, no, we're not
terrorists or anything.Copy !req
147. We're just... We're trying to get
to a movie, Thundergun Express.Copy !req
148. Oh, Thundergun Express, huh?Copy !req
149. You better get going.Copy !req
150. You don't want to miss one
second of that movie.Copy !req
151. Is it that good?Copy !req
152. It's the best goddamn movie
I ever seen in my life.Copy !req
153. Dude, hangs dong.Copy !req
154. I told them that!Copy !req
155. I told them!Copy !req
156. I don't want to miss that!Copy !req
157. All right, maybe we take a cab.Copy !req
158. What about that?Copy !req
159. A cab? Dee, don't be a fool!Copy !req
160. We'll never get a cab out here.Copy !req
161. Plus, we'll just sit in
traffic like everybody else.Copy !req
162. Yeah, we'll be
stuck like Dennis.Copy !req
163. The trolley!Copy !req
164. The trolley.Copy !req
165. We can make it, Frank!Copy !req
166. Come on!Copy !req
167. Yes.Copy !req
168. No surrender, baby!Copy !req
169. Come on! Come on, Frank.Copy !req
170. I'm coming.Copy !req
171. Come on. You can make it.Copy !req
172. I'm coming.Copy !req
173. No, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
174. I'm not gonna make it.Copy !req
175. No, hop off!Copy !req
176. Hop... Don't leave me here!Copy !req
177. We'll come back for you!Copy !req
178. You bastards!Copy !req
179. "You take too long.Copy !req
180. You take too long, Dennis."Copy !req
181. Screw you, Mac.Copy !req
182. I don't take that long.Copy !req
183. I'll show you who
takes too long.Copy !req
184. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
185. Let's see.Copy !req
186. We got Amanda, we got Brenda.Copy !req
187. Ah, Alison.Copy !req
188. Let's find out if Alison thought
that I, that I took too long.Copy !req
189. Too bad the museum
is closed on Wednesdays.Copy !req
190. I know.Copy !req
191. I guess we can hang out here and
get to know each other instead.Copy !req
192. That's a good one.Copy !req
193. What's with all the locks?Copy !req
194. I want you to feel safe.Copy !req
195. So your father took off when
you were pretty young, huh?Copy !req
196. That must have been difficult.Copy !req
197. Yeah, I could probably speed
things up a little bit.Copy !req
198. I mean...Copy !req
199. Thanks very much.Copy !req
200. Careful now. There you go.Copy !req
201. Watch your step, ladies.Copy !req
202. Very good. Thank you.Copy !req
203. Hey, guy, can you...
can you take me up the river?Copy !req
204. I gotta get a mile up the river.Copy !req
205. Tour is $15.Copy !req
206. I left my wallet at home.Copy !req
207. I only got a, I got a
quarter to my name.Copy !req
208. Look, I can't help you, pal.Copy !req
209. All right, folks.Copy !req
210. Everybody, take your seats.Copy !req
211. I'll be right back.Copy !req
212. We'll get this tour
underway, okay?Copy !req
213. Hang in there.Copy !req
214. I swear, I'll take care of
you when I get up there.Copy !req
215. Sorry, dude.Copy !req
216. Hi, I'm your new captain, Frank.Copy !req
217. I'm gonna take you
up the river, okay?Copy !req
218. Here we go.Copy !req
219. What happened to Captain Tom?Copy !req
220. Uh, Captain Tom turned out
to be a goddamn junkie!Copy !req
221. Hang on.Copy !req
222. You, uh, you're going too fast.Copy !req
223. Huh?Copy !req
224. Too fast.Copy !req
225. It's the, it's the fast tour.Copy !req
226. It's the quick one.Copy !req
227. Quick tour.Copy !req
228. Why aren't you telling
us what anything is?Copy !req
229. Like what?Copy !req
230. What is that
building over there?Copy !req
231. Uh, that's a big building.Copy !req
232. It's a brick building,
red brick building.Copy !req
233. I don't know that
the hell it is.Copy !req
234. It's a old building.Copy !req
235. Can you please use microphone?Copy !req
236. Very difficult for people
to hear in back, okay?Copy !req
237. Oh, oh, the microphone.Copy !req
238. Okay. All right.Copy !req
239. You hear that?Copy !req
240. Yeah.Copy !req
241. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
242. Well, we're on the Schuylkill River,
and, uh, it's home to many, uh, weirdCopy !req
243. fish-like creatures.Copy !req
244. And also the depository of, uh,
all of the unsolved crimes andCopy !req
245. murders in Philadelphia.Copy !req
246. Yeah.Copy !req
247. That trolley kicked ass.Copy !req
248. We're just like a couple blocks
from the theater, I think.Copy !req
249. Yeah.Copy !req
250. Thundergun himself would have
been proud of that move.Copy !req
251. Of course, he'd be proud.Copy !req
252. We didn't hesitate.Copy !req
253. We didn't surrender.Copy !req
254. Yeah.Copy !req
255. We did leave a couple
men behind, though.Copy !req
256. That's true.Copy !req
257. But we didn't hesitate to
leave those men behind.Copy !req
258. Yeah.Copy !req
259. Plus, I hung dong
on the trolley.Copy !req
260. You guys missed that.Copy !req
261. No, I didn't miss it.Copy !req
262. I saw it.Copy !req
263. I just chose to ignore it.Copy !req
264. I saw it.Copy !req
265. Looked like a button
in a fur coat.Copy !req
266. Either way, it was
totally Thundergun.Copy !req
267. If Thundergun's dong looks like that,
we should all get our money back.Copy !req
268. Yeah, I'm walking
out of the movie.Copy !req
269. It was more of a ding
than a dong really, Mac.Copy !req
270. I got a lot of good ones and thumbs up and...Copy !req
271. Aw.Copy !req
272. Goddamn it.Copy !req
273. Another closure.Copy !req
274. All right, think, think.
What would Thundergun do right now?Copy !req
275. Oh, shit.Copy !req
276. Okay, listen, hear me out.Copy !req
277. Let's fire down that sewer.Copy !req
278. Frank and I do it all the time.Copy !req
279. I know my way around.Copy !req
280. We'll be over there in a jiff.Copy !req
281. Uh, I don't know.Copy !req
282. Sewer, huh?Copy !req
283. All right, let's do it.Copy !req
284. We've come this far, right?Copy !req
285. Right?Copy !req
286. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
287. Our clothes will
get soaking wet.Copy !req
288. It's going to ruin
the whole movie.Copy !req
289. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.Copy !req
290. I know what it is.Copy !req
291. He's scared he's going to be too
fat to fit down that gutter.Copy !req
292. That is what it is.Copy !req
293. No, it isn't.Copy !req
294. It has nothing to do with it.Copy !req
295. Look, sewers are
disgusting, that's why.Copy !req
296. Your big fat body is
what's disgusting.Copy !req
297. And you're embarrassed about it.Copy !req
298. We are not going in the
sewer, and that is final.Copy !req
299. Oh, oh, yeah?Copy !req
300. Ah.Copy !req
301. Guys, guys, guys, come on.Copy !req
302. Don't... goddamn it.Copy !req
303. I'm coming through, guys.Copy !req
304. Here I come.Copy !req
305. Here I come.Copy !req
306. Oh, wait.Copy !req
307. Oh, you know what?Copy !req
308. It turns out I-I am...
I am too muscular, and I-I can't fit through.Copy !req
309. Look like you're stuck, huh?Copy !req
310. Well, yeah.Copy !req
311. So my-my-my muscles stop
me from gaining access.Copy !req
312. Sorry, Mac.Copy !req
313. Why don't you guys come out, and then...
I'll tell you what?Copy !req
314. We'll come back for you.Copy !req
315. Yeah.Copy !req
316. That's what I told Dennis
and Frank, and I was lying.Copy !req
317. I know.Copy !req
318. So are we...!Copy !req
319. You sons of bitches!Copy !req
320. Oh, you sons of bitches!Copy !req
321. You sons of bitches!Copy !req
322. Out of the way,
you fat dickhead.Copy !req
323. Think. Think.Copy !req
324. Think. Think.Copy !req
325. No surrender.Copy !req
326. No surrender.Copy !req
327. Shitty bike.Copy !req
328. You seem cold.Copy !req
329. Perhaps you'd be more
comfortable under the covers.Copy !req
330. Now, we're talking.Copy !req
331. Okay, Alison.Copy !req
332. All right.Copy !req
333. Hey, hey, guys.Copy !req
334. What are you do...
Mac, can we help you?Copy !req
335. Goddamn, Mac.Copy !req
336. Oh, oh, I thought I
heard you call my name.Copy !req
337. I did not call your name.Copy !req
338. Oh, okay.Copy !req
339. Well, I'll be right outside
if you need anything.Copy !req
340. We're not gonna need
anything, okay?Copy !req
341. If fact, go ahead and
leave the keys in here.Copy !req
342. Now I have to re-demonstrate my values,
so that's gonna increase the time.Copy !req
343. I think I need to
be getting home.Copy !req
344. My mom is going to
start to worry.Copy !req
345. Wait. Your mom?Copy !req
346. How old are you?Copy !req
347. Sixteen.Copy !req
348. Sixteen?Copy !req
349. No get... what are you...
get... Whoa, shit.Copy !req
350. That's not good.Copy !req
351. Why do I still have this tape?Copy !req
352. That's ridiculous.Copy !req
353. Goddamn it.Copy !req
354. Shit.Copy !req
355. Well, now, this is an
interesting development.Copy !req
356. I gotta say, Charlie, this
sewer is pretty gross, butCopy !req
357. it's not nearly as gross as
I thought it was gonna be.Copy !req
358. No, it's no bad now.Copy !req
359. But like any minute, you know, a
wall of water could just comeCopy !req
360. gushing through here.Copy !req
361. So we should keep moving.Copy !req
362. Wait, wall of water?Copy !req
363. Yeah, well, you know,
it's not just water.Copy !req
364. It's like dog shit and street sludge.
You know, they divert it toCopy !req
365. different channels
throughout the day.Copy !req
366. Oh, my God.Copy !req
367. You know, it's sewage.Copy !req
368. It's sewage.Copy !req
369. Yeah.Copy !req
370. Oh, you know what, Dee?Copy !req
371. Dee?Copy !req
372. Can we get naked really quick?Copy !req
373. No.Copy !req
374. Oh, right.Copy !req
375. Do you mind if I do?Copy !req
376. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
377. Well, see the thing is, like,
if a, if a wall of water comesCopy !req
378. through, it's actually pretty
sweet to be naked 'cause thenCopy !req
379. you can hold your clothes up.Copy !req
380. You know, and then that piss and
shit just kind of flows over you.Copy !req
381. It's more refreshing
than you think.Copy !req
382. And then you have dry
clothes afterwards.Copy !req
383. And it's a lot better than having
the sewage on your clothes.Copy !req
384. I understand.Copy !req
385. And I'm a little relieved, but
it's still not good enoughCopy !req
386. for, so I'm going to
keep my clothes on.Copy !req
387. Oh, look at Queen Dee, who's
too good to get naked with herCopy !req
388. buddy all of a sudden.Copy !req
389. Okay, I don't...
why are you making it about that?Copy !req
390. I just... I didn't want...
You know what? t?Copy !req
391. This is a preposterous
conversation we're having.Copy !req
392. This is a functional
conversation.Copy !req
393. This is a preposterous
conversation.Copy !req
394. This is not a sexual thing.Copy !req
395. You know what?Copy !req
396. Let's just go.Copy !req
397. Let's just go.Copy !req
398. There's no walls of water.Copy !req
399. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
400. Shit.Copy !req
401. My shoe's stuck.Copy !req
402. Well, pull it out.Copy !req
403. If I could pull it out,
would it be stuck?Copy !req
404. Take your shoe off.Copy !req
405. I'm not going to take my shoe
off and walk around barefoot inCopy !req
406. this disgusting sewer.Copy !req
407. Oh, the queen again, everyone.Copy !req
408. The queen speaks.Copy !req
409. Shut up.Copy !req
410. Charlie, we don't
have time for this.Copy !req
411. I have an idea, though.Copy !req
412. Why don't you take your shoes
off and give them to me?Copy !req
413. No, you'll stretch mine out.Copy !req
414. No, come on, Charlie, you
were fine taking all yourCopy !req
415. clothes off and walking
around in this gross place.Copy !req
416. Dee, you'll stretch them out.Copy !req
417. All right, Charlie, stop
screwing around, okay?Copy !req
418. We're going to miss the movie.Copy !req
419. No, we're...Copy !req
420. You're right.Copy !req
421. Where are you going?Copy !req
422. What are you doing?Copy !req
423. I'll come back for you.Copy !req
424. No. No.Copy !req
425. I'll come back for you.Copy !req
426. Don't... don't you do that.Copy !req
427. Don't you...
Charlie, get back here right now!Copy !req
428. Goddamn it!Copy !req
429. Oh, goddamn it!Copy !req
430. Aw, man!Copy !req
431. Come on.Copy !req
432. Come on.Copy !req
433. What is that?Copy !req
434. What is that?Copy !req
435. Charlie?Copy !req
436. Is that the wall of water?Copy !req
437. No, Charlie.Copy !req
438. Charlie, I hear the
wall of water!Copy !req
439. Come back for me!Copy !req
440. So they'll send a tow
truck and everything?Copy !req
441. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
442. Don't worry about that.Copy !req
443. Tow truck is on its way.Copy !req
444. I see you were born 1985.Copy !req
445. Si.Copy !req
446. Yeah, so everything
checks out there.Copy !req
447. Beautiful.Copy !req
448. Oh, it's so cool that you own
a chain of auto body repairCopy !req
449. shops.Copy !req
450. I wish I new how to fix cars.Copy !req
451. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
452. Well, auto body repair has
always been a bit of a passionCopy !req
453. of mine.Copy !req
454. I also invented Facebook
with the Winklevoss twins.Copy !req
455. Really?Copy !req
456. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
457. Zuckerberg didn't do shit.Copy !req
458. Yeah, he really screwed
us on that one.Copy !req
459. I got some hush money,
so it's all good.Copy !req
460. It's all good.Copy !req
461. But, uh, I don't want to waste
anymore time here, so...Copy !req
462. No man left behind!Copy !req
463. Goddamn it, Mac.Copy !req
464. What the hell are
you doing here?Copy !req
465. I came back for you like I said
I would, like Thundergun does.Copy !req
466. Who's the brown girl?Copy !req
467. Uh, Elena.Copy !req
468. We got into a little bit
of a fender bender.Copy !req
469. She was on her way to see
Thundergun, too.Copy !req
470. What are the odds of that, huh?Copy !req
471. I seen it twice already.Copy !req
472. Oh, it's amazing.Copy !req
473. What's with the helmet, bro?Copy !req
474. Pretty cool, huh?Copy !req
475. Yeah, bonito.Copy !req
476. Dude, the helmet
is sweet as shit.Copy !req
477. It's very Thundergun.Copy !req
478. I'm going to wear
it during the movie.Copy !req
479. Looks like traffic is
clearing up, huh?Copy !req
480. Yeah, it does.Copy !req
481. All right.Copy !req
482. Punch it.Copy !req
483. And Charlie and I,
we go down the sewer.Copy !req
484. And first thing we do is to
preserve our clothes, we take...Copy !req
485. take our clothes off.Copy !req
486. We get totally naked because
you don't want to get wet.Copy !req
487. We ball our clothes up.Copy !req
488. We stick them up
some place high.Copy !req
489. There's this waitress who
Charlie's in love with.Copy !req
490. And, uh, I banged her.Copy !req
491. Charlie got really upset
when I banged the waitress.Copy !req
492. Uh, but it was a lot of fun.Copy !req
493. She was a nice piece of ass.Copy !req
494. We don't know who
you're talking about.Copy !req
495. Charlie.Copy !req
496. He's my buddy.Copy !req
497. We sleep together.Copy !req
498. We hang out together.Copy !req
499. Once I pooped in the bed.Copy !req
500. I blamed it on him.Copy !req
501. One time the guys got
hooked on crack.Copy !req
502. It was really crazy.Copy !req
503. Well, they found a
baby in a Dumpster.Copy !req
504. They wanted to make some money
with the baby, but nobody wouldCopy !req
505. buy the baby because
it was white.Copy !req
506. So they had to turn it brown.Copy !req
507. We were fighting over the sword.Copy !req
508. And just about when we were about
to hit each other with theCopy !req
509. sword, Social Services came in,
thought we were killing the baby.Copy !req
510. I-I don't
understand this tour.Copy !req
511. Charlie wrote this musical.Copy !req
512. Oh, man, it was really funny.Copy !req
513. I played a troll on the musical.Copy !req
514. A troll?Copy !req
515. Yeah.Copy !req
516. And it's called The
Nightman Cometh.Copy !req
517. I could sing you my
song, if you like.Copy !req
518. You gotta... you gotta pay the
troll toll to get into thisCopy !req
519. boy's hole.Copy !req
520. Yeah, and, uh...
But you gotta pay to get in.Copy !req
521. I was saying, "soul."Copy !req
522. He thought I was
saying, "boy's hole."Copy !req
523. One of the things I like doing
most is banging whores.Copy !req
524. I, uh, I go out and
bang a lot of whores.Copy !req
525. Listen, here's the thing.Copy !req
526. I'm going to have to
jump off here.Copy !req
527. So you guys enjoy the rest of
the tour on your own, okay?Copy !req
528. How are we supposed to
get back to our tour bus?Copy !req
529. That's your problem.Copy !req
530. Welcome to Philly.Copy !req
531. No hesitation.Copy !req
532. Nah, no surrender.Copy !req
533. No hesitation.Copy !req
534. No surrender.Copy !req
535. No surrender.Copy !req
536. No surrender.Copy !req
537. No surren...Copy !req
538. Oh, shit.Copy !req
539. I surrender.Copy !req
540. Coming soon to a
theater near you.Copy !req
541. All right, okay, there's
a nice way to do that.Copy !req
542. There's a nice way to do that.Copy !req
543. From the director...
Ooh! Aah!Copy !req
544. That's tart.Copy !req
545. This seat taken right here?Copy !req
546. Charlie, you made it.Copy !req
547. What's up, Mac?Copy !req
548. I got a seat right
in the middle, bro.Copy !req
549. Aw, dude, that's an
awesome helmet, man.Copy !req
550. Thanks, dude.Copy !req
551. Yo, where's Dee?Copy !req
552. Uh, she couldn't
make it, bro.Copy !req
553. Wasn't Thundergun enough.Copy !req
554. How about Dennis?Copy !req
555. Oh, yeah, he's here.Copy !req
556. He's Thundergunning some
Mexican chick in the back.Copy !req
557. Nice.Copy !req
558. He's moving a lot faster
than usual, huh?Copy !req
559. I think he's
getting a hand job.Copy !req
560. Oh, I am.Copy !req
561. Hand job.Copy !req
562. Hey, can you guys,
uh, maybe be quiet?Copy !req
563. Well, why don't you switch
seats with us if it's botheringCopy !req
564. you so much.Copy !req
565. Just switch seats, you
know what I mean?Copy !req
566. Just switch seats.Copy !req
567. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
568. All right.Copy !req
569. Sorry, sorry, sorry.Copy !req
570. Squeeze in, squeeze in.Copy !req
571. Hey, Dee, you made it.Copy !req
572. Yeah, you bet
your ass I made it.Copy !req
573. Charlie, my clothes are dry.Copy !req
574. You held them over your head?Copy !req
575. Took them all off.Copy !req
576. Held them over my head.Copy !req
577. I told you that
water was coming.Copy !req
578. No problem. Yeah.Copy !req
579. Excuse me, Miss?Copy !req
580. Yeah.Copy !req
581. But your stench
is unbearable.Copy !req
582. It's bad, isn't it?Copy !req
583. Yes.Copy !req
584. That's shit in my
hair, that's why.Copy !req
585. What if you switch seats, and
then I can be closer to thoseCopy !req
586. guys and you can...
Babe, let's get outta here.Copy !req
587. We won't smell as much, and
then you won't hear all theCopy !req
588. talking and...
Congratulations.Copy !req
589. This is a much better seat.Copy !req
590. So the water wall came, huh?Copy !req
591. Yeah, came with a vengeance.Copy !req
592. Dennis is getting a
hand job in the back.Copy !req
593. Seriously?Copy !req
594. Yeah.Copy !req
595. Oh, congratulations.Copy !req
596. Well, we're all here.Copy !req
597. Except Frank.Copy !req
598. I wonder where Frank is?Copy !req
599. Okay, you got one phone
call, make it quick.Copy !req
600. Thank you, ma'am.Copy !req
601. 911. What is your emergency?Copy !req
602. I'd like to report
a bomb threat.Copy !req
603. He's not qualified...
Would you shut up?Copy !req
604. The movie's about to start.Copy !req
605. Can you shut up?Copy !req
606. Well, switch with us if
you're getting so upset.Copy !req
607. Fine.Copy !req
608. Yeah, why don't you
go up there and then...Copy !req
609. We're having a conversation.Copy !req
610. Bad attitude.Copy !req
611. Talk about shutting up.Copy !req
612. Dennis, you're going
to like the seat.Copy !req
613. At a certain point, it's your
fault, you know what I mean, forCopy !req
614. not moving.Copy !req
615. That's right.Copy !req
616. This is Elena, everybody.Copy !req
617. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
618. This is going to be bad ass!Copy !req
619. What's going on?Copy !req
620. Folks, please don't panic, but
we've received a bomb threat.Copy !req
621. We ask that you remain calm
and exit the theater in anCopy !req
622. orderly fashion.Copy !req
623. Bomb threat?Copy !req
624. No.Copy !req
625. Bomb threat?Copy !req
626. Oh, shit.Copy !req
627. Goddamn it, Frank.Copy !req
628. He Thundergunned all of us.Copy !req
629. He Thundergunned
the shit out of us.Copy !req
630. Frank?Copy !req