1. Good morning.
South Philadelphia Animal Shelter.Copy !req
2. Yes, hello.
I would like to apply
for an adoption, please.Copy !req
3. Uh, what are you guys
talking about?Copy !req
4. We're adopting
a dog-fighting pit bull.Copy !req
5. We're gonna keep it
in the bar, all right?Copy !req
6. Well, why wasn't I consulted
about this?Copy !req
7. Because last time we tried
to get a junkyard dog,Copy !req
8. we wound up
getting a junkyard cat,Copy !req
9. and that's exactly where
you're gonna go with it.Copy !req
10. Yeah, because I don't want
some goddamn
snarling hellhound...Copy !req
11. running around
inside of our bar.Copy !req
12. - Are you crazy?
- Look, we're going to
rehabilitate the dog, okay?Copy !req
13. We don't want it
to attack other dogs.Copy !req
14. Now we would like for it
to attack people.Copy !req
15. If it attacks a person, great.Copy !req
16. And, if the dog...
or when the dog...
bites a customer,Copy !req
17. that person then can go home
and have a great story
for their friends.Copy !req
18. It's a win-win for everybody.Copy !req
19. You can be,
"Dude, I got bit
by a pit bull at a bar."Copy !req
20. Awesome. And if you're
an intruder, you should
get bit by a pit bull.Copy !req
21. - I don't understand.
- See, the biggest...Copy !req
22. Uh, how long do you think
this process usually ta...Copy !req
23. It's just a dial tone now.
She just hung up on me,
for some reason.Copy !req
24. Come here. Come here.Copy !req
25. Gimme that. Gimme that.
Gimme that.Copy !req
26. Wait for me in the back-back.Copy !req
27. Okay, babe.Copy !req
28. Hey, who's that?Copy !req
29. It's my new girlfriend... Roxy.Copy !req
30. Mmm. Now that woman
seems like a prostitute.Copy !req
31. That's because she is.Copy !req
32. You're dating a prostitute?Copy !req
33. Not for long.Copy !req
34. I'm gonna make
that whore my wife.Copy !req
35. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
36. What the hell?
Oh, no.Copy !req
37. Are they... Oh, no.Copy !req
38. Yeah!Copy !req
39. You did not
just do that.
Oh, ho, ho.Copy !req
40. That-That broad is a live wire.Copy !req
41. Whoo!Copy !req
42. I'm goin' outside,
'cause this place
is a shithole.Copy !req
43. What are you cocks lookin' at?Copy !req
44. Frank,Copy !req
45. that woman is unspeakably crass.Copy !req
46. You're gonna marry that, Frank?Copy !req
47. She's been
my number-one girl
for a long while now,Copy !req
48. but she's still
plowing other dudes.Copy !req
49. In fact, Tiger Woods
has been calling her lately.Copy !req
50. No, no, no.
Hey, bullshit.
That can't be the truth.Copy !req
51. There is no way
that Tiger Woods is
interested in that woman.Copy !req
52. Look, can't you find
someone who loves you
for who you are?Copy !req
53. That woman's only in it
for the money.Copy !req
54. Mm-mmm.
Let me stop you real quick.Copy !req
55. Someone love Frank
for who he is?Copy !req
56. Come on. No.
He's got a ton
of good qualities.Copy !req
57. No, not really.
Yes, he does.Copy !req
58. I mean, like what?
The other day, we were
hanging out under the bridge.Copy !req
59. We found a box of denim,
and I'm, like,Copy !req
60. "You know, these look like
good jeans in here."Copy !req
61. And he's, like,
"You want to split it
with me, 50-50?"Copy !req
62. - That's a nice thing to do.
- I wanted you to have
half of that denim.Copy !req
63. He shared half the jeans.Copy !req
64. Charlie. Charlie.Copy !req
65. Stop wearing clothes you find
washing up under bridges.Copy !req
66. Oh, they're boiled.
Yeah, we boil
all our denim.Copy !req
67. - Oh, good.
Well, they're boiled, so...
- Hey.Copy !req
68. Hey, you know,
there is some dirty
crack whore in the alley,Copy !req
69. blowing the busboy
from the restaurant
down the street.Copy !req
70. This is exactly why
we need that dog.Copy !req
71. Let's get that dog.Copy !req
72. Mac, you look bad.
Really, really bad.Copy !req
73. - What?
- Yeah, is that your shirt
or my shirt?Copy !req
74. That's, like,
way too small for you.
You look fat as shit.Copy !req
75. Okay, I'm getting very
concerned with the integrity
of our organization here.Copy !req
76. Mac, you have gained,
I mean, 50 pounds of fat.Copy !req
77. Mass.
Of fat.Copy !req
78. - Muscle.
- Let's be clear. Fat.Copy !req
79. It's fat.
Frank, you are talking
about marrying hookers.Copy !req
80. This is ridiculous.
What's going on with our group?Copy !req
81. We're becoming the Gross Crew.
The Gross Crew?Copy !req
82. The Gross Crew,
and I don't like that.Copy !req
83. I don't want that. If we're gonna
have this woman hanging around,Copy !req
84. then we gotta clean her up
or something.Copy !req
85. I tell you what.
What if we took A Pretty Woman
and threw it Roxy's way.Copy !req
86. A Pretty Woman?
Uh-huh.Copy !req
87. That was a bullshit movie.
People don't change
like that.Copy !req
88. People change, Frank.
Look at me.Copy !req
89. I went from a tiny twink
to the muscle-bound freak
you see before you.Copy !req
90. You're not helping
my argument.
And if you're gonna chime in,Copy !req
91. please don't do it
with a mouthful of burrito.Copy !req
92. - This is a chimichanga.
- You are becoming
a chimichanga!Copy !req
93. All right, all of you,Copy !req
94. I'm gonna give you all
24 hours to do whatever
you have to do,Copy !req
95. but tomorrow night
I am proposing
to that dirty whore.Copy !req
96. This is gonna be
a little bit harder
than we thought.Copy !req
97. This woman
is a real piece of shit.
Uh-huh.Copy !req
98. Where's Frank?Copy !req
99. Don't worry about Frank, Roxy.Copy !req
100. We're here to help you
turn your life around.Copy !req
101. See, a lot of times,
the second act
of someone's life...Copy !req
102. can be much better
than the first.Copy !req
103. Mm-hmm. Yeah, we just want
to make some changes
in your life, Roxy.Copy !req
104. Perhaps get you
some new clothes.
Uh-huh.Copy !req
105. Uh, hopefully,
teach you some manners.Copy !req
106. Shut up, baby dick.Copy !req
107. All right.
Well, I'm out of here.Copy !req
108. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't go. Don't go.Copy !req
109. We haven't even started yet.
Come on.
Frank was right.Copy !req
110. This woman cannot change.
People don't just change.Copy !req
111. People change.
She can change.
I'm gonna change.Copy !req
112. What? You're gonna change?
What the hell
are you talking about?Copy !req
113. I'm gearing up to get
into my second act,
you know?Copy !req
114. That's very exciting for me,
and I'd like to help Roxy
do the same thing, that's all.Copy !req
115. No. No, no, Dee...
Aw, really?
What?Copy !req
116. No, you're already
in your second act.
Me?Copy !req
117. Yeah. We're all
in our second acts.
Don't you see that?Copy !req
118. And I, for one...
I don't want things
to change.Copy !req
119. I want them to stay
the way they were, because
my first act was awesome.Copy !req
120. See, your first act was shit,Copy !req
121. and that's why
you're so desperate
for things to be different.Copy !req
122. But they rarely ever do
get different.Copy !req
123. If anything,
God, they get worse.
I mean, look at Mac.Copy !req
124. I got salsa on my shirt.
He got salsa on his shirt.Copy !req
125. Okay. Here's how
things need to go
from here on out.Copy !req
126. You gotta deal with this woman,
because I can't handle it.
All right?Copy !req
127. She made things personal,
and I won't stand for that.Copy !req
128. Somebody needs
to take care of Mac,
and that's gonna be me,Copy !req
129. because his fatness
is starting to affect
our entire crew.Copy !req
130. Mm-hmm.
So I'm gonna
take him with me,Copy !req
131. because the man is carrying
around trash bags filled
with Mexican foods.Copy !req
132. What's that smell?Copy !req
133. Crack.Copy !req
134. That is crack rock.
She's smoking crack.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
135. - Oh, she's smoking crack.
- Okay, she's smoking crack.Copy !req
136. This is no longer
a safe environment
for me.Copy !req
137. Mac, let's go. Come on.
I gotta get out of here.Copy !req
138. Whew.Copy !req
139. I got a really good thing
going with Roxy.
She's a sweet bitch.Copy !req
140. Yeah, but she's mean.
Dude, she's definitely
only into you for the money.Copy !req
141. Well, so?
Barbara was only into me
for the money.Copy !req
142. Yeah, but you deserve better
than that, man.Copy !req
143. Look, I'm already on it, okay?Copy !req
144. I signed you up
on a dating Web site.
I got you a date, dude.Copy !req
145. Yeah?
Check it out though.Copy !req
146. I got a little twist
on this date.Copy !req
147. This girl does think
she's meeting a millionaire.Copy !req
148. Why'd you say that, Charlie?
That... defeats the purpose.Copy !req
149. Well...
I'm gonna be the millionaire.Copy !req
150. Oh. Explain.
All right, check it out.Copy !req
151. You're gonna play
my limo driver, right?Copy !req
152. You're just like a regular
working stiff to this girl.Copy !req
153. She doesn't think
you're a millionaire. Okay?Copy !req
154. Then we're out on the date
and I'm, like,Copy !req
155. "Oh, I don't feel very well.
I gotta go home.Copy !req
156. But let's not waste this date.Copy !req
157. Why don't you
finish the date
with my limo driver?"Copy !req
158. You know what I mean?
Smart, Charlie.Copy !req
159. She's not gonna
be able to resist
an opportunity like that.Copy !req
160. A night with a limo driver?
This is a good idea.Copy !req
161. Right?
I wanna give it a whirl.Copy !req
162. All right, man.
All right, Charlie.Copy !req
163. Oh, here.
I think these are done.Copy !req
164. That first one's done?
Yeah, this batch is done.Copy !req
165. Just get 'em out.
Get 'em out.
Whoo, baby!Copy !req
166. Whoa!
I burned myself on a rivet.Copy !req
167. Yeah.Copy !req
168. Mac, these blood tests
are gonna show you...Copy !req
169. the damage
that you've been
doing to your body,Copy !req
170. and my hope is that it
will incentivize you...Copy !req
171. to finally lose some of
this disgusting weight
you've put on.Copy !req
172. This is ridiculous, dude, okay?Copy !req
173. We're getting older.
We're not gonna look 20 forever.Copy !req
174. No, I am gonna
look 20 forever, Mac,Copy !req
175. because the older I get,
the more vigilant I become.Copy !req
176. All right,
I don't eat lunch anymore,
for instance.Copy !req
177. Yeah, and on odd days,
I don't eat breakfast.Copy !req
178. That sounds miserable.
No, dude,
it's not miserable.Copy !req
179. Yeah, it is
a little bit miserable,
but it has to be, man.Copy !req
180. No pain, no gain.
I am also constantly
in motion.Copy !req
181. Like, right now, dude,
I am doing leg lifts that are
imperceptible to the human eye.Copy !req
182. I call 'em hummingbirds.Copy !req
183. And although I seem relaxed,
I'm actually incredibly tense
at all times.Copy !req
184. Dude, we've been
through this, okay?Copy !req
185. I'm cultivating mass.
Stop staying that.Copy !req
186. You are not cultivating mass,
and if you are,Copy !req
187. stop cultivating
and start harvesting.Copy !req
188. Bro, check this out.
Try to move me.Copy !req
189. I'm not gonna try...
Try and move me, bro.Copy !req
190. Take a running start.
Take a running start.Copy !req
191. Excuse me.Copy !req
192. Did you want me to read
these test results or not?Copy !req
193. Yeah. I was
just trying to...
trying to move him.Copy !req
194. He's like a brick wall.
You try to move me, Doc.Copy !req
195. No, no, no, you're...
Read the results, Doc.Copy !req
196. Well, I see, uh,
severe dehydration here,Copy !req
197. multiple vitamin deficiencies,
anemia, low blood pressure.Copy !req
198. Ooh. Mac, look, I don't
want you to fret.Copy !req
199. I'm gonna get you
on my exercise program.Copy !req
200. I'm gonna get you
fit as a fiddle.Copy !req
201. These are your results,
Mr. Reynolds.Copy !req
202. What?
No, those can't be
my results.Copy !req
203. I'm healthy as shit.Copy !req
204. Well, uh,
not according to your tests.Copy !req
205. I'm healthier than you, bro.Copy !req
206. Well, I wouldn't
exactly say you're healthy.Copy !req
207. You have type 2
adult-onset diabetes.Copy !req
208. Type 2 adult-onset diabetes?
What does that mean for me?Copy !req
209. Well, that means you're going
to have to inject yourself...Copy !req
210. several times a day
with insulin,Copy !req
211. or else you probably
need to think about
losing a little weight.Copy !req
212. - Whoa. But I'm healthy
besides the diabetes?
- Um, no.Copy !req
213. But I'm more healthier
than he is, I think is the point
that you're trying to make.Copy !req
214. Even with the diabetes.
Stop saying "diabetes."
You sound like an ass...Copy !req
215. You okay, dude?Copy !req
216. I'm fine. I've just, uh,Copy !req
217. been doing a lot
of hummingbirds today.
I'm good.Copy !req
218. Have you eaten anything today?
No.Copy !req
219. Let's get out of here, bro.
I'm going to get you
something to eat.Copy !req
220. I'm gonna lift you up.Copy !req
221. Lift me up!
What the hell?Copy !req
222. I'm not as strong
as I thought, Dennis.Copy !req
223. Okay, I've hurt my back.Copy !req
224. Oh!
I'm shit-faced.Copy !req
225. Yeah, well, you downed
that bottle of schnapps
like it was a soda pop.Copy !req
226. Roxy, I'm trying to give you
a second chance here, but
you're making it very difficult.Copy !req
227. Hey, this jacket is awesome!Copy !req
228. Ooh, and it's tighter
than dick skin, man.Copy !req
229. Can you watch your language,
please, Roxy?Copy !req
230. We are in a classy place
with classy clothes
for classy people, okay?Copy !req
231. Don't talk about dick skin.Copy !req
232. Hi. Can I help you
with something?Copy !req
233. No, thank you.
We're just trying
some stuff on.Copy !req
234. Um, o-okay.Copy !req
235. Well, you are aware
that jacket is $500?Copy !req
236. Are you implying
we can't afford that?
Can you?Copy !req
237. That's none of your business.
Um, it's exactly
my business.Copy !req
238. Uh... Excuse me.Copy !req
239. Screw your dick-skin jacket,
man.Copy !req
240. Oh, no, no, no!
No, no! Roxy. Roxy.
Oh, God, don't do that.Copy !req
241. How do you
like me now, gay boy?
Okay, don't call him gay,Copy !req
242. 'cause it'd be
one thing if he wasn't,
but he clearly is, so...Copy !req
243. - Is there a problem?
- Yeah, there's a problem, man.Copy !req
244. I'm trying to buy this coat,
and this asshole here
is giving me shit.Copy !req
245. You are aware of the price?Copy !req
246. Well, yeah.
'Cause I have money.Copy !req
247. Oh, shit!Copy !req
248. Jerry, can I speak with you
in my office, please?Copy !req
249. You have got to be kidding me.Copy !req
250. Ooh, boom! Face, Jerry! Face.
Take a hike.Copy !req
251. Sorry about the gay stuff.
That did cross a line.Copy !req
252. Jerry, please? My office.Copy !req
253. Roxy!Copy !req
254. Holy shit!
That was amazing.Copy !req
255. You humiliated that salesman,
and then you had the capital
to back it up.Copy !req
256. I love you, Roxy.Copy !req
257. Ooh, I gotta meet a client.
No, no, no, Roxy.Copy !req
258. You don't have to
do that anymore.
You know what?Copy !req
259. We should go find Frank,
'cause he's got
a surprise for you.Copy !req
260. No, it's Tiger Woods.Copy !req
261. It's Tiger Woods?Copy !req
262. Yeah.Copy !req
263. Okay, th-this whole thing
is blowing my mind.Copy !req
264. Your life
is way more glamorous
than what I was picturing.Copy !req
265. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
266. Now, help me
dig these crack rocks
out of my ass.Copy !req
267. That's what I was picturing.
That's more like
what I was picturing.Copy !req
268. - Charlie, I feel like
a sack of shit in this thing.
- You look good.Copy !req
269. I feel like
I'm a four-year-old going
to my sister's wedding.Copy !req
270. You're the limo driver.
You got to look the part, bud.Copy !req
271. You don't look
like a millionaire.Copy !req
272. I am a casual millionaire
from Texas.
You look like a farmer.Copy !req
273. Frank, I got
the whole thing worked out.
Now listen to me.Copy !req
274. We go out on the date.
I come down with a slight cough.Copy !req
275. Okay?
I ask to be taken home.Copy !req
276. You take over.
You charm the hell out of her.
I'm so nervous.Copy !req
277. You know how long it's been
since I've been
with a non-pro?Copy !req
278. Will you relax?Copy !req
279. Oh. Hello.Copy !req
280. Tarnation!Copy !req
281. You look as pretty as a peach.Copy !req
282. Yes, you do.Copy !req
283. Hoss Bonaventure, C.E.O.Copy !req
284. Uh, this here
is my limo driver, Frank.
Hi.Copy !req
285. Now he's the finest driver
in all the land,Copy !req
286. so you gonna get on
just fine with him.Copy !req
287. Hi.
Uh, hand down.
Only say hello once.Copy !req
288. He's nervous.Copy !req
289. All right,
well, let's-let's...
Let's do this thing.Copy !req
290. Get your stuff and giddy on up.Copy !req
291. - Calm down.
- You're gonna be good.Copy !req
292. So, uh, how did you
make your fortune?Copy !req
293. Hmm? Oh, uh...Copy !req
294. Well, uh, a-hustlin'
and a-wrestlin'.Copy !req
295. Uh, you know, this and that.Copy !req
296. Uh, made a decent penny
in boiled denims...Copy !req
297. and, uh,
the bridge business mostly.Copy !req
298. Uh, oh, Frank up there,
though, now, that
man is rich in spirit.Copy !req
299. He's rich in "caricature."Copy !req
300. Uh, and that's
a true fortune, if you're
asking me, to have that.Copy !req
301. - So you build bridges?
- Um, uh...Copy !req
302. I'm kind of
into bridges myself.
Yeah.Copy !req
303. I found a whole case of eggs
under a bridge last week.Copy !req
304. Perfect condition.Copy !req
305. None of them missing.
None of them cracked.Copy !req
306. I mean,
who in their right mind...Copy !req
307. throws away
a perfectly good case of eggs,
this day and age?Copy !req
308. It's a sick world,
don't you think?Copy !req
309. Ah, he's good with
the conversation and...Copy !req
310. Excuse me. Excuse me.Copy !req
311. I believe I'm coming
down with a bit
of something here.Copy !req
312. I got bit by a crab
under that same bridge.Copy !req
313. Oh, did you?
Yeah.Copy !req
314. You ever been bit
by a crab, hon?Copy !req
315. Can we maybe
put this divider up?Copy !req
316. Well, no. We don't want
to exclude a great man
like Frank from the conver...Copy !req
317. Oh, my God!Copy !req
318. Call 911.
No, it's okay.Copy !req
319. I have a touch of consumption.Copy !req
320. He's all right.
Why don't we drop him off?Copy !req
321. You and I will
go to dinner, okay?Copy !req
322. Oh! I think
I've been poisoned
by my constituents.Copy !req
323. Oh, my God!Copy !req
324. Can I offer you a nice egg
in this trying time?Copy !req
325. Yeah, he's got an egg.
You might...Copy !req
326. Here. I'll pull over, okay?Copy !req
327. You... You two can go
to dinner together.Copy !req
328. Help me, somebody!
Please, help me!Copy !req
329. Aw, shit, Charlie.Copy !req
330. What the hell
went on back there?Copy !req
331. Uh, I swallowed,
like, a million
blood "capsulates"...Copy !req
332. 'cause I was gonna cough, like,
you know, a handful of blood
to make it real.Copy !req
333. And now I'm thinking, like,
you're not supposed to eat them
or something,Copy !req
334. 'cause they're
making me really sick.Copy !req
335. Aw, Charlie, you blew it.Copy !req
336. You're the one talking
about eggs and crabs and shit.Copy !req
337. I love eggs, Charlie.
I like eggs.Copy !req
338. And I love crabs.
I like crabs.Copy !req
339. And I love boiling denim
and banging whores.Copy !req
340. I love boiling... Well.Copy !req
341. And I don't care if anybody
doesn't like that about me.Copy !req
342. They don't have to stick around.Copy !req
343. You're right.
What's wrong with that chick?
Screw 'em.Copy !req
344. I miss Roxy.
Yeah.Copy !req
345. Roxy and I
are made for each other.
Yeah.Copy !req
346. Tell you what,
if it's Roxy you want...Copy !req
347. God.Copy !req
348. That's the last of it, I think.Copy !req
349. Tiger Woods? I cannot believe
you invited him over here, Roxy.Copy !req
350. My place is a mess.Copy !req
351. Oh, he's here.Copy !req
352. Are you ready? I'm ready.
I'm very excited.Copy !req
353. Hello.
Who are you?Copy !req
354. Tiger Woods.Copy !req
355. Hey, Tiger.
Hey, girl.Copy !req
356. You brought a friend?
Yeah.Copy !req
357. Good. I like that.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
358. So, you ready to do this?
I know who you are.Copy !req
359. Of course you do, honey.
I'm very famous.Copy !req
360. No, no, no, no, no.
Hold on a second.Copy !req
361. Roxy, this is not Tiger Woods.Copy !req
362. What are you talking about?
I think
this guy's an actor.Copy !req
363. He definitely pretended
to be Donovan McNabb one time
when I tried out for the Eagles.Copy !req
364. Donovan McNabb? Eagles?Copy !req
365. I don't know
what she's talking about.
I play golf.Copy !req
366. Okay, Roxy, see,
this is exactly why
you gotta stop doing this shit.Copy !req
367. And, sir, seriously?Copy !req
368. Okay, all right.
All right, I'm sorry.Copy !req
369. You got me, all right?
I'm busted.Copy !req
370. I am an actor.
My name is Don Cheadle.Copy !req
371. No, you're not Don...
What are you doing?
What's going on?Copy !req
372. I don't care who he is
if he pays me 500 bucks
to rub my feet.Copy !req
373. Did you say 500 bucks?
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
374. To rub your feet?
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
375. You don't have sex with him?
Mm-mm-mmm.Copy !req
376. I'm into foot shit.Copy !req
377. Interesting.Copy !req
378. What shoe size are you,
by the way?Copy !req
379. Hey! Your feet
are bizarrely huge.Copy !req
380. Man will go crazy for that.Copy !req
381. I don't care
for how you describe them,
but what are we talking here?Copy !req
382. What kind of money
are we talking?
I don't know.Copy !req
383. Maybe we could
pop those boots off
and kick it around a bit.Copy !req
384. Well, it never hurts
to talk, does it?Copy !req
385. Just do it.Copy !req
386. That's... He's cute.Copy !req
387. - Oh, God.
- Chimichanga, chimichanga...Copy !req
388. Mac...
chimichanga, chimichanga,
chimichanga.Copy !req
389. Chimichangas are delicious.
I told you, dude.Copy !req
390. So good. Oh!
I told you.Copy !req
391. Why would you not
want to eat one of these
every day of your life?Copy !req
392. Oh, my God.
I mean, they're delicious.Copy !req
393. They're full of carbs,
which is great for a pump,
and they're cheap as shit.Copy !req
394. Hence the garbage bags
filled with them.Copy !req
395. Exactly. No restrictions.
No restrictions.Copy !req
396. No restrictions.
Oh, I love this
no-restrictions thing, man.Copy !req
397. In that vein,
I want you to take a look
at that chimichanga.Copy !req
398. I want you to say to yourself,
"Chimichanga, you are delicious,Copy !req
399. but what do I really want?"
Do I really want?Copy !req
400. What do you want
more than anything else
in the entire world?Copy !req
401. What do I want
more than anything else
in this entire world?Copy !req
402. Yes.Copy !req
403. Crack.Copy !req
404. Oh.Copy !req
405. I thought
you were gonna say pizza or...Copy !req
406. Yeah. No, no, no.
Buffalo wings or something.Copy !req
407. You want crack?
Yeah, crack cocaine.Copy !req
408. Now, I've never had crack.
Dude, you are
going to love it.Copy !req
409. I am?
It's so good.Copy !req
410. Let's do it.
Let's do it.Copy !req
411. No restrictions, baby.
No restrictions.Copy !req
412. Aw, man, this is
gonna be awesome, dude.Copy !req
413. Do you want some insulin?
Oh, shit.Copy !req
414. Yo.Copy !req
415. Uh-huh.Copy !req
416. You did what now?Copy !req
417. Oh, she is?Copy !req
418. I don't get it,
but I don't need to.Copy !req
419. Okay, we'll see you there.
Okay, bye.Copy !req
420. Um, dude, so apparently,Copy !req
421. Charlie just puked blood
all over some lady
in a limousine,Copy !req
422. and Dee is sucking off
Don Cheadle or something.Copy !req
423. And Frank wants to go ahead
and get married to Roxy
as soon as possible.Copy !req
424. So we gotta fire down there.
Dude, we can get crack
from Roxy.Copy !req
425. Let's get crack from Roxy.Copy !req
426. Okay, perfect.
Now do you want
some of this insulin?Copy !req
427. No, I just want crack.
Okay, we'll get down there.Copy !req
428. And on the way, let's fire down
to John Wanamaker's...Copy !req
429. and get ourselves a couple
of Tommy Bahama shirts.Copy !req
430. Are you familiar?Copy !req
431. Yeah. See what you mean
about these shirts, bro.
Yeah.Copy !req
432. You'll grow into yours, buddy.
Yeah. Comfy as shit.
They hide your fatness.Copy !req
433. They're ugly as all hell,
but I have a feeling...Copy !req
434. I'm gonna like 'em
a lot more when I'm high
as shit on crack.Copy !req
435. What's up, ass-dicks?Copy !req
436. "Ass-dicks"?
Is that how you're gonna talk
from now on?Copy !req
437. I'm not taking
no shit no more,
so get used to it.Copy !req
438. Also, I'm gonna become
a foot girl.Copy !req
439. All right, gross.
Whatever.Copy !req
440. Frank, you ready?
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
441. I'm ready.
Roxy, Frank would like
to say a few words.Copy !req
442. Everybody.
Gather round.Copy !req
443. - Roxy.
- Frank.Copy !req
444. You are good shit,Copy !req
445. and I want to make this legit.Copy !req
446. I'm still gonna pay you,Copy !req
447. but I want you to stop
banging other guys.Copy !req
448. What do you say?
Want to be my wife or what?Copy !req
449. Holy shit.Copy !req
450. O-Oh, my God.
O-Oh, my...Copy !req
451. Uh. Ooh.Copy !req
452. Whoops.
Christ!Copy !req
453. No, it's okay.
She does this
from time to time.Copy !req
454. She's had an
excessive amount to drink.Copy !req
455. - Okay.
- Well, Roxy, get up. Come on.Copy !req
456. Roxy.
Roxy!Copy !req
457. Come on, Roxy.
Big day for Frank here.Copy !req
458. We don't have
a ton of time, Rox.
Get up!Copy !req
459. The bitch is dead.Copy !req
460. How could she be dead?Copy !req
461. I'm telling you,
her heart popped.Copy !req
462. She was smoking crack
in the car the whole way here
and also all day long.Copy !req
463. - She got no pulse.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
464. Holy shit.
Call 911.Copy !req
465. Call an ambulance.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
466. No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Whoa, whoa. What?Copy !req
467. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
468. Uh, we gotta
think this through, okay?Copy !req
469. Dead hooker in my apartment?Copy !req
470. That doesn't look good for me.
I'm covered in blood.Copy !req
471. I mean, it's not good to have
a dead hooker, right?Copy !req
472. It would mess up
our second acts
a little bit.Copy !req
473. I'll tell you guys something,
I smoked a little crack
in the car on the way over.Copy !req
474. Oh, you bitch.
Oh, does she still have any?Copy !req
475. Yeah, yeah.
We can't leave her here.Copy !req
476. No, no, no.
We can't leave her here.Copy !req
477. Um... Um...Copy !req
478. Let's-Let's, uh... Oh, God.Copy !req
479. Okay, well, I mean,Copy !req
480. I don't want to sound
insensitive, but we could
just put her out in the hall.Copy !req
481. We call in an anonymous tip.Copy !req
482. Someone finds her.
So we're still calling 911...Copy !req
483. Someone finds her
and throws her away.
just from a pay phone.Copy !req
484. This seems like
the best thing to do,
considering the circumstances.Copy !req
485. - Frank, what do you think?
- I think Roxy would
have wanted it that way.Copy !req
486. He would know.
Well, there you go.Copy !req
487. Frank would know.
I mean, that's it.Copy !req
488. Can I say a few words?Copy !req
489. Make it nice.
Let's make the whole thing nice.Copy !req
490. Really?
I just want
to get her out of here.Copy !req
491. Roxy, God bless you.Copy !req
492. You were a good whore.Copy !req
493. You serviced me
like no other whore ever did.Copy !req
494. Uh, not only my crank,
but my heart.Copy !req
495. And... I'm gonna miss ya.Copy !req
496. Amen.Copy !req
497. So should we get
the dead whore out
of the apartment?Copy !req
498. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
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