1. - What is the time capsule butt, butt?Copy !req
2. We're about to open this time capsule
that we buried 10 years ago.Copy !req
3. - Oh.
- Yeah.Copy !req
4. - What'd you put in there?
- Oh, man. We just put a bunch of stuff in here...Copy !req
5. that we thought
would be valuable one day.Copy !req
6. Like, uh, let's see...
We got a Gregg Jefferies baseball card.Copy !req
7. - Future All-Star. Future All-Star.
- Uh, we got a Korn CD.Copy !req
8. Uh, we got a copy
of Cider House Rules on laser disc.Copy !req
9. - Don't know why we thought that would be valuable.
- That's a collector's item.Copy !req
10. - That's gonna be very... Be very careful with that.
- Oh, my God, you guys.Copy !req
11. - This is a letter to my future self.
- What?Copy !req
12. Yeah. "Dear Future Dee,
how's Hollywood?Copy !req
13. Congrats on all of your success.
Stay grounded.Copy !req
14. Enclosed is a check
for one million dollars.Copy !req
15. Be sure to give it to Dr. Larry Meyers
as a thank-you for all of his inspiration."Copy !req
16. That's stupid. This is just stupid.Copy !req
17. - Who's Dr. Larry Meyers?
- Nobody. It doesn't matter.Copy !req
18. He was my high school drama teacher.
This is just dumb.Copy !req
19. Like, why would we
put such stupid stuff in here?Copy !req
20. And also, we buried it
and then we opened it 10 years later?Copy !req
21. What, are you supposed to just
bury it, open it right up...Copy !req
22. and not give yourself any time
to fulfill any kind of dreams?Copy !req
23. The whole thing's dumb.
Like... Cider House Rules? Okay.Copy !req
24. Hormones.Copy !req
25. - Wow.
- She's all worked up.Copy !req
26. - It's the failure.
- It's the failure.Copy !req
27. It's sad. It's sad.Copy !req
28. - What else is in there?
- Uh... Oh! Old pictures!Copy !req
29. - Pictures! Holy shit.
- Look at that!Copy !req
30. - Look!
- "The gang."Copy !req
31. Whew.Copy !req
32. Who's this jag-off? Look.Copy !req
33. - Oh, that's Schmitty!
- Schmitty!Copy !req
34. He was the fourth member
of our crew.Copy !req
35. - There was another member of the gang?
- Oh, yeah, dude.Copy !req
36. - I miss him. Why did we ditch him in the first place?
- I don't know.Copy !req
37. Eh, he wasn't a good fit.
Remember?Copy !req
38. You know?
Kind of got on our nerves.Copy !req
39. - He didn't get on my nerves.
- No, he never got on my nerves.Copy !req
40. I actually really loved that guy.
You know what?Copy !req
41. - I remember now. Charlie soured on him.
- No.Copy !req
42. And then he, like,
gave us an ultimatum.Copy !req
43. You remember? And then we
all turned on the guy pretty quickly.Copy !req
44. I mean, we all agreed
he was out of the...Copy !req
45. You pushed him out of a moving car
and yelled, "You're out of the gang!"Copy !req
46. Now, in hindsight
that does seem a little rash.Copy !req
47. Yeah, it was a bit of a snap decision.Copy !req
48. Why don't you call this Schmitty guy up
and see what he's up to now?Copy !req
49. You know, I do feel
like we owe the guy an apology.Copy !req
50. - Yeah. You know what? I'd love to see Schmitty.
- I would too.Copy !req
51. Yeah, but that's a bad snap decision,
you know?Copy !req
52. - There's a reason he didn't work out.
- Let's go.Copy !req
53. We got a good thing
going on now without him.Copy !req
54. We don't need
a new member of the gang.Copy !req
55. - Don't get Schmitty. Don't get Schmitty.
- I like Schmitty. He's nice.Copy !req
56. - I'm really pumped to meet this guy.
- Ah, he was the coolest.Copy !req
57. Seriously.Copy !req
58. - Oh, hey. Hey!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
59. Mrs. Schmit.
Hey, it's, uh... it's Dennis.Copy !req
60. Yeah, and Mac.
You remember us, right?Copy !req
61. We're looking for Schmitty.
He around?Copy !req
62. Ah, he's dead.Copy !req
63. - Oh.
- What?Copy !req
64. Oh, gosh. That is too bad.Copy !req
65. - We're sorry for your loss.
- Yee-aaah!Copy !req
66. What's up, bitches?Copy !req
67. - Oh!
- Is that Schmitty?Copy !req
68. - Yeah, it's Schmitty!
- We thought you were dead.Copy !req
69. - He made me say it.
- "He made me say it." Listen to you, Mom.Copy !req
70. Thank you for playing along.
You're a sweetheart.Copy !req
71. You see that shit?
He jumped down a whole flight of stairs.Copy !req
72. Yeah, I didn't see you down there, Chuckles.
How you been, little man?Copy !req
73. Not that little, you know?
Regular size.Copy !req
74. - Maybe he, but...
- Not anymore.Copy !req
75. - Put on a few LB's since I saw you last, huh?
- Nope!Copy !req
76. - Same weight. Same weight I always been.
- He put on a lot of weight.Copy !req
77. - No, you tacked on weight.
- I tacked on mass. Muscle mass.Copy !req
78. Who's this old son of a bitch?Copy !req
79. - I'm Frank.
- Frank?Copy !req
80. - Frank.
- I'm Schmitty. Nice to... Put her there.Copy !req
81. - No!
- Don't kiss him!Copy !req
82. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, uh,
so what brings you dicks here, huh?Copy !req
83. Oh, well, Schmitty, um, honestly,
we came around here because we, um...Copy !req
84. - Go ahead.
- Want to say we're sorry, Schmitty...Copy !req
85. - Can you take this, Mac?
- Yeah, man, I got this.Copy !req
86. We just want to say we're sorry for icing you out
in the past, and we'd like your forgiveness.Copy !req
87. - Yeah.
- Get on your knees and ask.Copy !req
88. - Excuse me?
- Get down on your knees and ask.Copy !req
89. Show some humility,
for Christ's sake.Copy !req
90. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
91. - Aw, man.
- Whatever it takes, Schmitty.Copy !req
92. - Wow, you're really doing it. I'm kidding. I'm kidding!
- Oh! Oh, he's joking!Copy !req
93. Oh, man! Come on, guys! Have some dignity,
some respect for yourselves.Copy !req
94. - Do you forgive us?
- Absolutely.Copy !req
95. That's classy,
Schmitty. Very classy.Copy !req
96. Dr. Meyers?Copy !req
97. - Yes?
- Hi.Copy !req
98. Dee Reynolds.Copy !req
99. I was in the school musical.
Frankenstein.Copy !req
100. Yes, of course!
Deandra Reynolds!Copy !req
101. - Yeah!
- Sit, darling.Copy !req
102. - Thank you.
- Sit.Copy !req
103. Listen, I came to talk to you
about high school. I...Copy !req
104. Oh, uh...Copy !req
105. I was drinking a lot back then,
so if I did anything inappropriate...Copy !req
106. Oh, no, no, no.
No, not at all.Copy !req
107. In fact, the opposite. You were,
like, the most inspiring teacher I had.Copy !req
108. In fact, I wrote you
this check 10 years ago...Copy !req
109. with the hopes that I could one day
give it to you as a thank-you.Copy !req
110. May you rot in hell,
you wretched beast!Copy !req
111. Oh. Um...Copy !req
112. I'm confused. Uh...Copy !req
113. Frankenstein.Copy !req
114. That's what the villagers
screamed at you...Copy !req
115. just before you threw yourself
on the funeral pyre.Copy !req
116. Oh, you were such
a hideous delight in that show.Copy !req
117. Thank you. Yes, okay.Copy !req
118. So what you're saying is, don't give up.
I shouldn't give up on my dream of being...Copy !req
119. No, my dear.
You must give up. You must.Copy !req
120. It's far too late for you.Copy !req
121. But it's not too late to teach.Copy !req
122. Come speak to the kids.
Inspire them.Copy !req
123. It's an opportunity to share
your unique experiences.Copy !req
124. - Uh-huh.
- The question is:Copy !req
125. Will you seize it?Copy !req
126. Mmm.Copy !req
127. No, thank you.Copy !req
128. - Five, four, three...
- What? No, I just never wanted to be...Copy !req
129. - two, one.
- Teaching doesn't... No offense. What are you doing?Copy !req
130. - Okay, yes.
- And there you have it!Copy !req
131. A teacher is born.Copy !req
132. There we are.Copy !req
133. Man, this is unbelievable.
Working at a bar? Running a bar?Copy !req
134. This has got to be,
like, the greatest job ever, right?Copy !req
135. - It is, man. This is what we do.
- A lot of dicking around.Copy !req
136. Hey, um, you're still, uh, living with
your mom, huh? That sounds kind of lame.Copy !req
137. Yeah, well, I mean,
it's the M.S. that's really lame.Copy !req
138. - You know?
- Oh, your mom has...Copy !req
139. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
She's doing all right though.Copy !req
140. I moved in with her to take care of her
and stuff like that.Copy !req
141. It's good to really get to know her
before, you know, uh, she moves on.Copy !req
142. Kind of a downer, that story though.
Kind of a downer.Copy !req
143. What about you, man?
What's your living situation like these days?Copy !req
144. - Oh, it's pretty sweet.
- I am. I'm his living situation.Copy !req
145. - He lives with me.
- Oh, yeah?Copy !req
146. - Yeah, we share a bed.
- Well, not every night.Copy !req
147. That's hilarious.
Charlie and I used to be roomies.Copy !req
148. - Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah. You remember that?Copy !req
149. - Oh, yeah.
- Hey, you remember how you used to try to get me...Copy !req
150. to play all those lame games?Copy !req
151. You know, those weird things you would want
to do at night? Like, uh, Night Crawlers?Copy !req
152. - We play Night Crawlers all the time.
- You do?Copy !req
153. - Well, Frank enjoys those games very much.
- Oh. Oh.Copy !req
154. Correct me if I'm wrong, but to
make Night Crawlers a little bit better...Copy !req
155. you should use blankets, right?Copy !req
156. - They could be the dirt!
- Exactly.Copy !req
157. You could use it as a force field
or as a roaming base.Copy !req
158. - It's a great idea.
- It's not a good idea though...Copy !req
159. because it's
an imagination-based game.Copy !req
160. No, it's still imagination-based.Copy !req
161. Oh!Copy !req
162. I had an idea!Copy !req
163. Dennis, remember you
and Mac and you guys...Copy !req
164. were laughing at me
doing the butt dance?Copy !req
165. They love that when I do it.
Guys, watch me. Watch me, will you?Copy !req
166. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
167. Five, six, seven, eight!Copy !req
168. - Where is this coming fr... This is not...
- This is embarrassing.Copy !req
169. God, this is just humiliating.Copy !req
170. Hey, Charlie, you're not having fun doing it,
so we're not having fun watching it, buddy.Copy !req
171. Watch. It's like this. It's more...
I don't know. Something like, uh...Copy !req
172. Butt... butt!Copy !req
173. Woo, woo, woo, woo! Hyah!Copy !req
174. Butt dance 2.0.
Butt dance 2.0.Copy !req
175. - I'll drink to that.
- You know what you got that Charlie doesn't quite have?Copy !req
176. You have that "it" factor.
You know what I'm saying?Copy !req
177. Charisma.
It's, like, you got it.Copy !req
178. Hey, you guys!Copy !req
179. Can I talk to you in the back office
for a second real quick?Copy !req
180. I can't believe this dude.
He has not changed in years, man!Copy !req
181. Look, you guys need to make a decision right now, okay?
It is either him, or it is me!Copy !req
182. - Him.
- Yeah.Copy !req
183. I was gonna say him too.
Yeah, him, him.Copy !req
184. It's always been him.
I don't know why I didn't see that before.Copy !req
185. I'm out of the gang?Copy !req
186. - Him.
- Him.Copy !req
187. Hello, everybody. Hi there.Copy !req
188. My name is Dee Reynolds, and not only am I
a professional actress and comedienne...Copy !req
189. uh, but I also used to go to school here.Copy !req
190. - What have you acted in?
- [Phone Beeping, Chirping]Copy !req
191. A lot of... A lot.
I've acted in a lot of things.Copy !req
192. Y-You may not have seen
all of them or any of them.Copy !req
193. It's not time for questions. I'll let you know
when it's time for questions though, okay?Copy !req
194. And the phone goes away. And the phone goes
into your pocket or into your backpack.Copy !req
195. But not out in your fingers,
because I'm talking.Copy !req
196. - Nah, I'm a'ight.
- Yeah. Said the turkey.Copy !req
197. Uh-oh. Oh, no.Copy !req
198. Who's she? Who's she?
She's somebody that'll zing you back. Right?Copy !req
199. - I'll zing you. I'll zap you, I'll zing you.Copy !req
200. So just know that about me.Copy !req
201. - You know, I know that, uh, you guys are 18...Copy !req
202. - and you're seniors, and so...Copy !req
203. Okay, what is it that they're doing?
What is this that they're doing?Copy !req
204. - Oh, they're doing their coughing thing.
- Yeah, I hear that.Copy !req
205. - All right, kids, settle down.Copy !req
206. You can, uh, read,
pull out your phones, whatever.Copy !req
207. They do love their phones.Copy !req
208. What? That's it? You're just gonna sit in the
corner and hem away at your sock all day?Copy !req
209. No! Where...
Where is the teacher that I knew?Copy !req
210. Where is that inspirational man?Copy !req
211. My enthusiasm in those days
was fueled entirely by the alcohol.Copy !req
212. Dee! Hey!Copy !req
213. - Come here. Come here.
- Charlie, what are you... what are you doing?Copy !req
214. Got kicked out of the gang.
What are you up to? You wanna hang out?Copy !req
215. No, Charlie. I don't want to hang out.
I-I have a job.Copy !req
216. I'm a teacher now, so I got to get
back to inspiring some students.Copy !req
217. Oh, that's pretty sweet. You want
to toss some inspiration my way?Copy !req
218. 'Cause the guys think Schmitty's
all that and, like, I'm no good.Copy !req
219. - Okay, Charlie, how about this?
- Uh-huh?Copy !req
220. - You are good at cleaning shit out of toilets...
- Right.Copy !req
221. and taking trash
and throwing it into Dumpsters.Copy !req
222. So why don't you get
a new job somewhere else...Copy !req
223. doing those kinds of things
and make friends there, okay?Copy !req
224. Okay, Dee, so are you
saying get a job here as the janitor...Copy !req
225. and then you and I
can be best friends?Copy !req
226. That is absolutely not
what I was saying.Copy !req
227. - I'm gonna talk to the principal, see if I can get that job.
- Don't do that.Copy !req
228. - We'll work on the friendship thing later.
- No, don't do that.Copy !req
229. Charlie, don't do that. Oh, goddamn it,
don't do that. This is my thing.Copy !req
230. - Here we go.Copy !req
231. - All right! There's the man!
- What's up, buddy?Copy !req
232. - This place is pretty nice.
- Yeah.Copy !req
233. What's going on? Are you guys gonna try
to bang me afterwards or something?Copy !req
234. - Very nice turn.
- Try not to laugh too much, 'cause it's gonna...Copy !req
235. - We only come here for special occasions.
- Yeah.Copy !req
236. Good, good. What's the occasion?Copy !req
237. Well, we brought you to
this luncheon, Schmitty...Copy !req
238. because we want to make this official.Copy !req
239. - Mac, do you have the ring?
- Yeah.Copy !req
240. Okay, great. Um...Copy !req
241. Schmitty, we, uh...Copy !req
242. we missed a lot of good, good years.Copy !req
243. - A lot of special time.
- Yeah?Copy !req
244. - With... With you.
- Thanks.Copy !req
245. And, uh...Copy !req
246. - You know what? I don't think I can do this.
- Okay. I'll take over from here.Copy !req
247. - I'll take over.
- Why's he being a big-time puss?Copy !req
248. - I know. He's emotional.
- Schmitty...Copy !req
249. we want you back, if you'll have us.Copy !req
250. What the hell is this shit?Copy !req
251. It's a sterling silver clover ring.Copy !req
252. When we put all four of them together,
it makes a four-leaf clover...Copy !req
253. solidifying our bond for all time.Copy !req
254. You're kidding though, right?Copy !req
255. - No, we've never been more serious in our lives.
- Yeah.Copy !req
256. Yeah, whatever.
I don't care. Sure.Copy !req
257. - Yes? Yes? That's a yes!
- Yeah. He said yes. That's a yes.Copy !req
258. - We bagged him.
- We certainly did.Copy !req
259. Oh, food's here! Food is here.Copy !req
260. Wait. Hold on. No, I didn't order yet.Copy !req
261. Oh, that's okay.
I took care of the food already.Copy !req
262. Yes. Dennis orders for us.Copy !req
263. That is a humongous shrimp.Copy !req
264. Well, it's 'cause
it's not a shrimp, Frank. It's a prawn.Copy !req
265. - And I don't like prawns, so I eat around them.
- Yeah.Copy !req
266. I'll take your prawns
if you want to take my salad.Copy !req
267. - Eh.
- No?Copy !req
268. - Okay. Yeah. That's what I'll do.
- Hey, no, wait! Hold on!Copy !req
269. Why don't you just order what you want?Copy !req
270. Well, Dennis kind of has the best palate.Copy !req
271. Yeah, I have the most refined palate,
Schmitty. That's how we do things now.Copy !req
272. You've been away for a while.
It's fine.Copy !req
273. No, no.
That's not what I'm gonna do.Copy !req
274. Excuse me.
Hey, come here really quick.Copy !req
275. Um, can I get, uh...
You have linguine?Copy !req
276. Yeah, can I get linguine instead?Copy !req
277. - Uh...
- And what do you guys want? Order whatever you want.Copy !req
278. - Linguine's too heavy for lunch.
- No, no. What do you want?Copy !req
279. - I want fries.
- Fries for this guy.Copy !req
280. - No, no, no.
- I can have fries?Copy !req
281. - You don't like your salad all of a sudden, Mac?
- I hate salad.Copy !req
282. - You hate salad? Where is this coming from?
- I didn't wanna say anything.Copy !req
283. - I hate this restaurant.
- Yeah, this restaurant blows.Copy !req
284. - I'll have a ginger ale.
- All right! Come on, man! Get into it!Copy !req
285. - I'm saying that now. Can I say that now?
- What?Copy !req
286. - Hyah!
- Absolutely. Take it.Copy !req
287. That's yours. By all means.Copy !req
288. - All right.
- What'd you get, a ginger ale?Copy !req
289. I'm a little confused.Copy !req
290. Are you telling me that this
photo of Bruce Jenner...Copy !req
291. is your résumé?Copy !req
292. Well, when I showed up this morning...Copy !req
293. I didn't have a formal résumé on me...Copy !req
294. so I was sort of hoping the photograph
of Mr. Jenner could...Copy !req
295. could represent the standard of excellence
I'm hoping to bring to this position.Copy !req
296. I see. And you're looking for a job
as a substitute teacher?Copy !req
297. Substitute janitor. Look...Copy !req
298. I'll clean this building so good, you're
not gonna know what to do with yourself.Copy !req
299. You know what I mean?
I'm not a proud man.Copy !req
300. I'll do the jobs that the other guys
don't want to do. I'll degrade myself.Copy !req
301. I'll make a genuine ass
out of myself. Yeah.Copy !req
302. Hey, look, I'll swallow that eraser whole
just to prove it to you.Copy !req
303. Uh, no, no. Please. Please. No.Copy !req
304. - I'll swallow it whole.
- Oh, no, no, no, no. You don't have to do that.Copy !req
305. But I have to say, I don't think
I've ever encountered someone...Copy !req
306. who's so passionate about
joining our custodial staff.Copy !req
307. The passion I have
for the work that I do is extraordinary.Copy !req
308. It probably goes beyond Jenner.Copy !req
309. - Uh-huh.
- And I'm serious. I'll eat that eraser whole.Copy !req
310. Oh, no, no, it's not nec... You don't need
to eat the eraser to prove your point.Copy !req
311. - Sure.
- Uh, you have the job.Copy !req
312. - Are you serious?
- I love your attitude. It's fantastic.Copy !req
313. Sir, I am not gonna let you down.
I'm gonna start cleaning immediately.Copy !req
314. - Immediately.
- Okay.Copy !req
315. Uh, but first, can I eat the eraser?Copy !req
316. Are you... You're saying
you want to eat the eraser?Copy !req
317. Well, I'm asking if it's edible,
because it certainly smells of grapes.Copy !req
318. - I don't think it's edible.
- Can't I just test it?Copy !req
319. I'd rather you didn't.
I kinda want... I might need it.Copy !req
320. All right. Well, you win this one.Copy !req
321. I'll pick up one of my own and I'll eat
that one. That way everybody wins.Copy !req
322. All right, well, welcome aboard.Copy !req
323. All right. All right.
Thanks so much.Copy !req
324. Ridiculous. It's ridiculous.
Where the hell is he?Copy !req
325. - I don't know.
- What time did we say?Copy !req
326. - We said 3:00.
- We said 3:00, and it's, like...Copy !req
327. - Ah.
- Hyah!Copy !req
328. - Well...
- What's crappenin', fellas?Copy !req
329. - Uh, hey, Schmitty. Running kinda late there, huh?
- Am I?Copy !req
330. - I didn't think it mattered.
- How could it not matter?Copy !req
331. This is the final phase of your initiation
back into the gang, so it kinda matters a lot.Copy !req
332. - It actually does.
- Whoa. Um, where is your ring?Copy !req
333. Oh, come on. You didn't want me
to really wear that thing, did ya?Copy !req
334. Yeah.Copy !req
335. - Oh.
- We're sort of sticklers for that kind of thing too.Copy !req
336. - So pop that on.
- I will. Okay. Sorry about that.Copy !req
337. Time and ring. Good. Got it.Copy !req
338. - Okay. Oh!
- Yeah.Copy !req
339. Hey, look at this!Copy !req
340. Nice setup, fellas.Copy !req
341. Candles? Where'd you
steal these from, huh?Copy !req
342. - We... bought those.Copy !req
343. Uh-oh! When the hell'd
you take that?Copy !req
344. - Don't worry about it, Schmitty.
- We got to ya.Copy !req
345. This is weird as hell.
You guys see that, right?Copy !req
346. What's weird about this?
This is a men's ceremony, okay?Copy !req
347. - They have ceremonies for all sorts of men's clubs.
- Yeah.Copy !req
348. You know, the Mafia,
the Freemasons, the White House.Copy !req
349. - The White House. They do it.
- This is cool, okay?Copy !req
350. Trust me.
What we're doing is very cool.Copy !req
351. - Okay.
- Mac, why don't we get started?Copy !req
352. You'll get it. He'll understand
as the ceremony progresses.Copy !req
353. All right, Schmitty, please have
a seat in the ceremonial seat.Copy !req
354. - I'll do the candles.
- Frank, please do the candles. Dennis, the song.Copy !req
355. All right, the song.Copy !req
356. Oh, look at that!Copy !req
357. - All right, take it... take it seriously.
- I am. I'm locked in.Copy !req
358. Okay, I will now begin the ceremony...Copy !req
359. by administering
a sweet roundhouse kick to the bell.Copy !req
360. - There's a bell?Copy !req
361. Step, step.Copy !req
362. - Uh-oh. Whiff!
- I just missed that. I just missed that.Copy !req
363. - Dude, you're not even close.
- No, Schmitty, this is all part of the ceremony.Copy !req
364. - What is?
- [Whooshes, Grunting]Copy !req
365. Watch it. Oh! No, no. No.Copy !req
366. - Oh, you gotta stretch before this thing, huh?
- Enjoy it.Copy !req
367. One last crack. Come on.Copy !req
368. - Hyah!
- Oh, man. This is pathetic.Copy !req
369. Here, dude, look.
It goes something like this.Copy !req
370. - Hyah!Copy !req
371. I'm excited.
I am.Copy !req
372. I mean, the first part
of the ceremony was a little lame...Copy !req
373. but ending it with a hot air balloon ride,
that kicks ass.Copy !req
374. Yeah, yeah, all those things. Yup.Copy !req
375. Frank, now!Copy !req
376. Push, Frank, push! Go, go, go!Copy !req
377. - I got him.
- Oh, come on.Copy !req
378. Come on, Frank, push him out!Copy !req
379. Are you literally trying to
push me out of a moving car again?Copy !req
380. - Yes.
- Goddamn it.Copy !req
381. Pull over. Why are you doing this?Copy !req
382. - I'll just pull over. Great job, Frank.
- Frank, come on.Copy !req
383. - Tub of lard over here.
- Take it easy, okay?Copy !req
384. - Give me back the ring! 'Cause you don't deserve it!
- Take the ring.Copy !req
385. - You're out of the gang, Schmitty!
- You're out of the gang! Get out!Copy !req
386. - You're out! You're out!
- Okay. Got it. I heard ya. Nice seeing you guys again.Copy !req
387. - Very nice meeting you.
- Get out of the car!Copy !req
388. I heard you. I'm getting out. Okay?Copy !req
389. - Now, Dennis. Peel out.
- Yeah...Copy !req
390. I was gonna peel out, and then you...
Don't take the steam out of it.Copy !req
391. Tell people we pushed you!Copy !req
392. All right, class, feel free to text...Copy !req
393. or watch movies,
whatever it is you do.Copy !req
394. - Not today, Doc.
- What are you doing, Dee?Copy !req
395. I am inspiring you.Copy !req
396. Rise and shine, dickwad.Copy !req
397. Okay, this is a great teacher...Copy !req
398. but he is wasted on you.Copy !req
399. Well, not anymore.Copy !req
400. We're gonna be rehearsing a little musical
today called Frankenstein.Copy !req
401. - This is stupid.
- Get out. You're stupid.Copy !req
402. - What?
- You heard me. Get out of here, you stupid idiot.Copy !req
403. - It's fine by me.
- Yeah, good.Copy !req
404. And anybody else who doesn't want to be
here today, you can get out now too.Copy !req
405. - Hey, you want to go to the mall?
- No, no, wait. Stop!Copy !req
406. No, come on, you guys! That's...Copy !req
407. Not everybody. Sit back down.Copy !req
408. That's just something people say.
You guys are gonna love this.Copy !req
409. Okay, let's get started.Copy !req
410. "Have you seen Dr. Frankenstein's creation
that they all speak of?"Copy !req
411. "Nay, I've heard tales told
of his hideousness.Copy !req
412. A monster most foul."Copy !req
413. Roar!Copy !req
414. And then I retreat into the mist.Copy !req
415. And, Dr. Meyers, you are Dr. Frankenstein,
so get up here and get acting!Copy !req
416. With pleasure, Dee!Copy !req
417. - Just let me set the loop and here I come!Copy !req
418. - [Yelling, Groaning]
- Oops! That's not...Copy !req
419. I am shattered to pieces!Copy !req
420. - Are you acting right now?Copy !req
421. No, I'm not acting, you bitch!Copy !req
422. - I think I've broke my hip.
- Oh.Copy !req
423. Why is this damn stage so slippery?Copy !req
424. - Hey, Charlie!
- Hey, there he is! Charlie boy!Copy !req
425. - This floor is slippery, man.Copy !req
426. Whole school's slippery,
'cause I waxed it real good...Copy !req
427. with this awesome power waxer
that the school provided me.Copy !req
428. I did this whole place in,
like, two hours.Copy !req
429. - Oh, nice.
- Whoa. That's impressive.Copy !req
430. Yeah. Dee inspired me. She said,
"You're an awesome janitor, Charlie.Copy !req
431. You can make
this whole school slippery."Copy !req
432. I said, "Sure, I'll give it my best shot."Copy !req
433. Then she's, like,
"Let's be best friends."Copy !req
434. And I was, like, "Sure, I'll give that my
best shot too." So we're best friends now.Copy !req
435. Yeah, that's... that's quite a conversation
you had with her, isn't it?Copy !req
436. Mm-hmm.
What do you guys want?Copy !req
437. Oh, well, we, uh... we came to ya...Copy !req
438. because we wanted to tell you that we're
sorry for picking Schmitty over you...Copy !req
439. and we feel like we made a big mistake...Copy !req
440. and we want you back, buddy.Copy !req
441. And, uh...Copy !req
442. We pushed him
out of a moving car for you.Copy !req
443. - I can't do it.
- Jesus, dude. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
444. All right, I'll handle it. Charlie,
we have an announcement to make.Copy !req
445. It's your lucky day.
We want you back.Copy !req
446. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
447. Gotta say, that's pretty classy, guys...Copy !req
448. but I wish you gave me one of these
a long time ago...Copy !req
449. 'cause I'm a janitor now.Copy !req
450. English - US - SDHCopy !req