1. I'm so pumped, dude.Copy !req
2. I hope I get to see
at least one ancient spirit.Copy !req
3. I think we should get
some chalk and some erasers...Copy !req
4. because that dust cloud, you know,
really shows the laser beam alarms.Copy !req
5. - So you can see...
- Oh! Get a little dust cloud going.Copy !req
6. We got to spend a lot of time
in the Civil War section.Copy !req
7. No, we're not doing
the Civil War section, Frank.Copy !req
8. We are gonna hit up ancient Egypt though.
I'm very excited about that.Copy !req
9. - And we're sticking together.
- Just so I'm clear...Copy !req
10. you guys don't actually think that things
are going to come alive...Copy !req
11. because you're spending the night
in a museum, right?Copy !req
12. I'm sorry, but we're simply
opening ourselves up...Copy !req
13. to the possibility
of an amazing adventure this evening.Copy !req
14. Is there something wrong with that?Copy !req
15. Now, whether that means
Charlie running into his ancient spirits...Copy !req
16. or us having to just, you know, run away
from security guards all night...Copy !req
17. Either way, it's gonna be
a really, really great time.Copy !req
18. It's certainly gonna be a lot better
than sticking around the bar all night...Copy !req
19. watching you eat sandwich
after sandwich after sandwich.Copy !req
20. What the hell is the matter with you?Copy !req
21. You've been stuffing your face for days.Copy !req
22. It's fatness, Frank, plain and simple.
It's a person becoming fat before your eyes.Copy !req
23. I don't even really know how to make the
bird jokes anymore. Like, they don't apply.Copy !req
24. I'm not fat. I'm pregnant.Copy !req
25. I feel like you say that all the time now.Copy !req
26. You better do yourself a favor
and flush it out.Copy !req
27. Wait a second. You've definitely
said that before. You're right.Copy !req
28. Yeah, and since we're all saying things that
we say all the time, I'll just reiterate...Copy !req
29. Dee, we don't care about you
or your body or your baby...Copy !req
30. or that baby bird that you're probably
carrying inside of you.Copy !req
31. - Right.
- Oh, really?Copy !req
32. Well, you should give a shit,
'cause one of you is the father.Copy !req
33. - What?
- Wh-What the hell you talking about?Copy !req
34. I'm talking about the Halloween party,
where one of you got me pregnant.Copy !req
35. But, you know, since you guys don't care
about me or my body or my baby...Copy !req
36. or whatever it was that you were saying,
we shouldn't talk about it.Copy !req
37. You guys are on your way to a museum to spend the night.
Hey, have a great time, guys.Copy !req
38. - Oh, shit.Copy !req
39. I mean, what is she even talking about?Copy !req
40. Got her pregnant at the Halloween party?
What does that mean?Copy !req
41. I don't even remember that party.
I was wasted.Copy !req
42. Yeah, me too. I browned out that evening.Copy !req
43. "Browned out"? What's "browned out"?Copy !req
44. Oh, it's when you drink so much
that everything goes brown.Copy !req
45. It's not as severe as a blackout,
'cause I remember bits and pieces.Copy !req
46. I like to call it "browning out."Copy !req
47. - Hmm, never heard of that before.
- There's a good reason for that, Frank...Copy !req
48. because I think Mac
just made it up on the spot.Copy !req
49. - I did.
- You did. That's a great term.Copy !req
50. - "Browning out"?
- You like it?Copy !req
51. - I love it.
- Thank you.Copy !req
52. I'm pretty sure at a certain point...Copy !req
53. we all probably browned out.Copy !req
54. So I think our best chance
at figuring this out...Copy !req
55. is for us to all
put our browns together...Copy !req
56. mash them together and try and figure out
which one of you two banged my sister.Copy !req
57. Okay, but let's not overuse the "brown"
thing right in the beginning, you know.Copy !req
58. Yeah, but here's the thing...
Once you throw a term like that out...Copy !req
59. and everybody likes it,
it's pretty much fair game.Copy !req
60. - We can use it whenever we want.
- It's public domain at that point.Copy !req
61. - It becomes public domain.
- Now we're just trying to figure out who banged Dee.Copy !req
62. That's the important thing. Let's not
focus too much on the "brown" thing...Copy !req
63. even though it's a term
that I'm gonna use a lot.Copy !req
64. And I'm probably gonna use it
a lot right now.Copy !req
65. So here's what I remember
from my brown state.Copy !req
66. I remember we were all in costume...Copy !req
67. and our costumes were pretty cool,
except for yours.Copy !req
68. I was really pissed off at you, because
we agreed to go as Mario and Luigi.Copy !req
69. I held up my end of the bargain.Copy !req
70. And then you showed up wearing a
different costume at the last minute.Copy !req
71. Dude, what are you doing?
Where's your Mario costume?Copy !req
72. No, I went with a sexier look.Copy !req
73. Sexy? Bro, we agreed on funny
over sexy this year...Copy !req
74. so we could disarm the ladies.Copy !req
75. You don't remember this conversation?
Without my Mario, what am I?Copy !req
76. I'm just, like, some weird Italian plumber.
I look like an asshole.Copy !req
77. What is that? What even is that?Copy !req
78. I'm that character from Lord of
the Rings, "Viggio Morgenstein."Copy !req
79. Okay, that is not the character's name.
That's the actor's name.Copy !req
80. And you're not even getting that right.Copy !req
81. You're totally, totally boning me here, bro.
Do you realize that?Copy !req
82. Yo, yo, yo!
Look at the turnout for our "par-tay."Copy !req
83. I want to suck your blood!Copy !req
84. It's Twilight time!
Time for blood sucking.Copy !req
85. Yeah, dude, I'm doing a vampire thing!Copy !req
86. 'Cause chicks are all
into vampires and stuff...Copy !req
87. you know, 'cause of the stupid Twilight
movie and all that other crap.Copy !req
88. You know, so I'm like, what if the waitress
is into it? This is my best shot!Copy !req
89. You are dressed like the Phantom
of the Opera. He's not a vampire.Copy !req
90. - He eats theater people.
- No, he doesn't.Copy !req
91. - I think he might.
- He does.Copy !req
92. And I'm surprised you even know
who the Phantom of the Opera is.Copy !req
93. - He might not.
- He doesn't.Copy !req
94. - No, I don't. I don't.
- This party blows.Copy !req
95. There's no studs here. No beef
in the freezer, if you know what I mean.Copy !req
96. Dee, why in God's name would you
wear a costume with giant wings?Copy !req
97. - I'm a sexy angel.
- Are we supposed to pretend...Copy !req
98. like you're not dressed like a giant bird?Copy !req
99. I mean, if you're gonna be sexy,
don't dress like a bird, Dee.Copy !req
100. - I didn't dress like a bird. I'm clearly an angel.
- No.Copy !req
101. Besides, did you guys see that cooze
over there dressing like a peacock?Copy !req
102. Big, giant bird. Green bird.Copy !req
103. - Ooh!
- Ooh!Copy !req
104. She wears it well.Copy !req
105. Woof, woof. She wears it very well.Copy !req
106. She wears it so well, in fact, that I have now
pinpointed her as my prey for the evening.Copy !req
107. Yeah! She will be mine.Copy !req
108. As a matter of fact, I'm gonna go
get that process started right now.Copy !req
109. Out of my way, bird.Copy !req
110. This is all sounding right.
I remember this.Copy !req
111. Yeah? This all sounds right to you?
Okay, okay.Copy !req
112. So it was later in the evening,
and things had progressed quite a bit...Copy !req
113. 'cause I remember we were all
starting to get pretty lit at this point.Copy !req
114. But, see, I distinctly remember
there being...Copy !req
115. some kind of a commotion
at the other end of the bar.Copy !req
116. Hey, leave us alone! Just stop it!Copy !req
117. Now, this lady, she sounded like
she was in a fair amount of distress...Copy !req
118. but I didn't really give a shit, because
despite looking like a cartoon bricklayer...Copy !req
119. I was starting to get pretty close to
sealing the deal with the peacock lady.Copy !req
120. Look, dude, you've been
bugging me all night, okay?Copy !req
121. I think your costume's weird,
I think you're creepy...Copy !req
122. - and I just want you to leave me alone.
- Yeah.Copy !req
123. Yes.Copy !req
124. Yes.Copy !req
125. - Stupid costume is so sexy.
- What?Copy !req
126. I can't believe it, man.
She takes advantage of me.Copy !req
127. She's like, "Oh, my God, you look so sexy!
I'm gonna sex you all up!"Copy !req
128. I'm like, "You're just my friend!
Get your sex off me!"Copy !req
129. And then she gets all sexy with me, 'cause I've,
like, got the sexiest costume in the world on!Copy !req
130. - I hate it!
- So what... Did you want to get rid of that costume?Copy !req
131. Yes, I want to get rid of the costume!Copy !req
132. You have any idea
what it's like to be this sexy?Copy !req
133. - Can I have your costume, dude?
- Yeah, you can have it.Copy !req
134. - Really? You'll switch costumes with me?
- I didn't even wanna be...Copy !req
135. - Yeah!
- Let's switch. Let's switch.Copy !req
136. Come on, let's go switch.
You'll be okay, buddy.Copy !req
137. Yes, dude! It's all coming back to me now.
You came over to me.Copy !req
138. We agreed to switch costumes.
You gave me your sexy, sexy costume...Copy !req
139. and I was able to fell
the seductive temptress finally.Copy !req
140. Oh, yeah, so I did have sex
with the peacock lady.Copy !req
141. Yeah, awesome.
Ah, that's so awesome, dude.Copy !req
142. Well, mystery solved. I mean... Awesome!Copy !req
143. - That's not the mystery.
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
144. That you banged the peacock chick
is not the mystery.Copy !req
145. The Dee thing is the mystery. Right. Dee...Copy !req
146. Somebody had sex with Dee, and she got
pregnant and... Well, whatever. Okay.Copy !req
147. Well, clearly, from that story,
Charlie, you're the one that banged her.Copy !req
148. That's why you were feeling
so much remorse and regret...Copy !req
149. and you had the tears
coming out of your eye.Copy !req
150. Who wouldn't feel that way after banging...Copy !req
151. Ah, shit, dude. Oh, shit.Copy !req
152. 'Cause the way
you're telling that story...Copy !req
153. it definitely sounds like that,
'cause I remember crying!Copy !req
154. No.Copy !req
155. Those were tears of joy.Copy !req
156. Yes, and it wasn't
'cause of Dee, obviously.Copy !req
157. Okay, I remember this now.
I remember this, all right?Copy !req
158. Frank and Artemis
were sitting at the bar...Copy !req
159. and they were in the middle
of some kind of big argument.Copy !req
160. And I was with the McPoyle brothers
over at the jukebox...Copy !req
161. and I just finalized
a delicate truce with them.Copy !req
162. So look... So if you guys are cool,
then I'm totally cool.Copy !req
163. - We're cool as cucumbers.
- Bump it.Copy !req
164. This time I will bump it. The truce is on!Copy !req
165. We bumped fists, and Dee walked by.Copy !req
166. - Oh, hey, Dee.
- Hey, Charlie. Great costume.Copy !req
167. Yeah, you too.Copy !req
168. Thanks.Copy !req
169. Like the feathers.Copy !req
170. - And just then the waitress came in.Copy !req
171. Hey, I see you received my invitation.Copy !req
172. Yeah, Charlie, I received all 100 of them.Copy !req
173. Who's this jerk?Copy !req
174. This is my new boyfriend.
He's here to protect me.Copy !req
175. Oh, wait.
This is the guy you were telling me about.Copy !req
176. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
177. - The lady's taken.
- Get out of my face, bro.Copy !req
178. - Oh, really?
- Yeah, really.Copy !req
179. - You want to get your ass kicked?
- Okay, leave us alone.Copy !req
180. - I have to defend your honor!
- Please stop it!Copy !req
181. Mac, get my back.Copy !req
182. Oh, goddamn it! I got milk all over me!Copy !req
183. That... was insanely masculine.Copy !req
184. I made out with the waitress!
That's amazing, man!Copy !req
185. I got to call her or... I'm out of here.Copy !req
186. - Charlie, didn't happen.
- What? What?Copy !req
187. - No?
- That's not the way it happened.Copy !req
188. - No?
- No. You got parts of it right...Copy !req
189. but you're leaving out some major things.Copy !req
190. Let me set the damn record straight.Copy !req
191. First of all, don't say I went as Spider-Man.
I didn't go as Spider-Man.Copy !req
192. I was Man-Spider.Copy !req
193. Totally different!Copy !req
194. Yes, I was having
an argument with Artemis...Copy !req
195. because a couple weeks before,
we had some makeup sex...Copy !req
196. in a Dumpster out in
the back of Wendy's.Copy !req
197. - Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
198. She incorporated
a bun in the lovemaking.Copy !req
199. She took the... the dough...Copy !req
200. and rolled it up into a ball,
and then she...Copy !req
201. We were going berserk. She loves
that kind of stuff. And I-I admit I do too.Copy !req
202. Frank... Frank, we don't need
to hear this part of the story, okay?Copy !req
203. Can you just tell us about Halloween?
Stick to Halloween night.Copy !req
204. Okay. We were arguing...Copy !req
205. because she wanted another Dumpster
hump, and I wanted to stay at the party.Copy !req
206. So I walked away. That's when
you were doing your thing.Copy !req
207. - I'm gonna kick your ass, bro!
- Leave us alone!Copy !req
208. - I have to defend your honor!
- Please stop!Copy !req
209. - Mac, get my back, dude!
- I'm here, buddy!Copy !req
210. Goddamn it! I got milk all over me!Copy !req
211. You are insane!Copy !req
212. Insanely masculine.Copy !req
213. It was Artemis
that took advantage of you...Copy !req
214. because she was trying
to make me jealous.Copy !req
215. - [Shouting, Indistinct]
- After you broke free...Copy !req
216. you wandered off muttering something
about the costume being too sexy.Copy !req
217. Not from you!Copy !req
218. It's the stupid sexy costume!Copy !req
219. Ah, shit. Somebody please tell me
Frank's memory is not correct.Copy !req
220. Knock, knock, dick-faces.Copy !req
221. - Hi.
- Artie, thanks for coming so quick.Copy !req
222. Listen, we're trying to piece together
a night, and we need some guidance.Copy !req
223. I don't remember that night.Copy !req
224. I didn't tell you which night yet.Copy !req
225. I don't remember most evenings.Copy !req
226. You can try me,
but I will not promise you anything.Copy !req
227. - Last Halloween.
- Oh, Halloween.Copy !req
228. - Anything ring a bell?
- That was quite a night.Copy !req
229. I suppose I do recall
a few bits and pieces.Copy !req
230. - What happened?
- Spill.Copy !req
231. Well, I was angry at you...Copy !req
232. because of an incident
that happened a few weeks before...Copy !req
233. where you and I were
in the Dumpster behind Wendy's.Copy !req
234. — I incorporated a hamburger
bun in a way that he found very...Copy !req
235. This is not the part that... Why does
everybody think we wanna know about that?Copy !req
236. Because it's really interesting and innovative,
and I thought maybe you'd want some lessons.Copy !req
237. - Did you make out with me?
- I sure did.Copy !req
238. And it worked like a charm. I had Frank all
to myself for a month straight after that.Copy !req
239. All right, let's get back to Halloween.Copy !req
240. Anything else that happened that night...
like Deandra getting pregnant?Copy !req
241. Oh, well, that makes sense.
Mac slept with her at the party.Copy !req
242. What?Copy !req
243. What are you talking about?Copy !req
244. I'm talking about the sounds of hot,
passionate lovemaking...Copy !req
245. that was coming from the bathroom that
I had heard with my own two ear-balls.Copy !req
246. After the fight and the kiss...Copy !req
247. Mac had blood all over his knuckles
and went to the bathroom to wash it off.Copy !req
248. Dee was incensed that her costume
was covered in milk.Copy !req
249. — So she went to the
bathroom to clean herself up.Copy !req
250. But the line
for the ladies' room was too long...Copy !req
251. so she went to the men's room.Copy !req
252. Frank started to apologize to me,
and after a few minutes...Copy !req
253. we decided to have makeup sex
in the men's room.Copy !req
254. But the door was locked, and I heard
the passionate, unmistakable sounds...Copy !req
255. of lovemaking coming from inside.Copy !req
256. Mac was making love
to Sweet Dee in the bathroom...Copy !req
257. so Frank and I had to sneak outside
to my station wagon...Copy !req
258. where we gave each other hand jobs.Copy !req
259. Well, there you have it. Mac's the dad.Copy !req
260. - Mac's the dad! Chant with me.
- No...Copy !req
261. - Mac's the dad! Let's go! Mac...
- No, I'm not the...Copy !req
262. I'm not the dad, okay, Charlie?
Just trust me on that.Copy !req
263. Hey, all the evidence
is pointing towards you, pal.Copy !req
264. Yes, there were passionate sounds
of lovemaking...Copy !req
265. coming from the bathroom,
but it wasn't me and Dee.Copy !req
266. Damn it. I was hoping I wouldn't have to
admit this, but I guess I have to tell you.Copy !req
267. Okay, here goes.Copy !req
268. I was in the back of the bar
when the commotion began...Copy !req
269. and I heard Charlie cry out for help.Copy !req
270. He was about to get
his ass kicked by thatgiant dude.Copy !req
271. Mac, help me, please! I need you!Copy !req
272. - There was no time for an ocular pat-down.
- Not in my bar, bro.Copy !req
273. I secured the area, and I
retained order- like I always do.Copy !req
274. Everybody chill.Copy !req
275. It's cool now.Copy !req
276. I had a tremendous amount of douche
bag blood all over my knuckles...Copy !req
277. so I went to the bathroom
to clean it off.Copy !req
278. - That's when Dee came in.
- Oh, hey, Dee.Copy !req
279. Look, I do not give a shit
about your problems, Dee, okay?Copy !req
280. I'm still pumped up from that ass-whooping
I just handed out. Did you see that?Copy !req
281. I don't give a shit, Dee, okay?Copy !req
282. - I don't know how you're gonna get
all that milk off of you. -Copy !req
283. - What is that supposed to mean?Copy !req
284. Okay, you know what? Shoo. Shoo.
Get out of here. Shoo. Shoo!Copy !req
285. - Get out of here. Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Come on!Copy !req
286. Get out! Get out!Copy !req
287. So annoying.Copy !req
288. Whoa! Margaret, what are you doing here?Copy !req
289. God, that is so gross.Copy !req
290. You're always doing that.
Are you trying to tell me something?Copy !req
291. Is that, like, a sexual thing?Copy !req
292. All right. Let's do this.Copy !req
293. Hold on a second. So are you telling us...Copy !req
294. that you had sex with
Margaret McPoyle that night?Copy !req
295. Yes.Copy !req
296. - Ooh.Copy !req
297. - Yeah.
- Well, you know...Copy !req
298. we got to go confront the McPoyles
about this now.Copy !req
299. Yeah, we got to confirm this whole story.Copy !req
300. The only consistent part
about every single one of these stories...Copy !req
301. is that the McPoyles were there,
and they were drinking milk...Copy !req
302. which means they were
stone-cold sober that night.Copy !req
303. They could probably confirm the truth.Copy !req
304. Ah, shit.Copy !req
305. Last Halloween. Hmm.Copy !req
306. And Dee's pregnant, huh?Copy !req
307. Hmm.Copy !req
308. I remember that night well.Copy !req
309. As do I. Quite well.Copy !req
310. You were all very, very, very drunk.Copy !req
311. - Quite drunk.
- You should feel shame.Copy !req
312. Okay, don't give us
your judgments, all right?Copy !req
313. - Can you please just tell us what you remember?
- Tell us what happened.Copy !req
314. Well, we just finished accepting
Charles's terrible, terrible truce.Copy !req
315. That's, like, the whole truce.
You know, that's all there is to it.Copy !req
316. And if you guys are cool with it,
then I'll be perfectly cool with it.Copy !req
317. - Whatever.
- Just get out of our face. Your breath is awful.Copy !req
318. - Oh, really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
319. All right, well, bump it?Copy !req
320. What about this one? You bump?Copy !req
321. That's cool.Copy !req
322. Cool, guys. Good truce, good truce,
good truce, good truce.Copy !req
323. - Ah, hey, Dee.
- Shut up.Copy !req
324. Yep. Yep.Copy !req
325. Uh, hello, hello, hello, hello!Copy !req
326. I see you received my invitation.Copy !req
327. I'm sorry. Do I know you?Copy !req
328. - Who's this jerk?
- Uh, this is my boyfriend.Copy !req
329. - What the hell?
- Whoa. Time out, buddy. What's going on here?Copy !req
330. The lady's taken, buddy!Copy !req
331. - Yeah, I know she is!
- Who are you?Copy !req
332. - You want to get your ass kicked?
- Leave us alone!Copy !req
333. I have to defend your honor!Copy !req
334. Mac, get my back!Copy !req
335. Goddamn it! I got milk all over me!Copy !req
336. Viggio Morgenstein!Copy !req
337. Hey.Copy !req
338. I'm insanely high on mescaline.Copy !req
339. Are you telling me
that wasn't even the waitress?Copy !req
340. Not at all.Copy !req
341. After the fight,
Mac went to the bathroom...Copy !req
342. - to wash that poor girl's blood off his hands.Copy !req
343. And Dee followed.Copy !req
344. They were only in there a short moment
together before Dee came back out.Copy !req
345. Mac kicked her out of the bathroom...Copy !req
346. so he could make sweet love
to Margaret in private.Copy !req
347. I heard you gave
quite a performance, Macwell.Copy !req
348. - Mmm.Copy !req
349. - Mmm!Copy !req
350. - Mmm!
- Oh!Copy !req
351. Okay, that's enough, all right?Copy !req
352. God, that's your sister.Copy !req
353. - Uh...
- Yeah.Copy !req
354. You know what? Just move past it.
Tell the story, please.Copy !req
355. She's still expecting a call.Copy !req
356. Okay. That's not gonna happen,
so just move past it, all right?Copy !req
357. You will call her!Copy !req
358. Jesus, man, I'm sorry.
Fine, I'll call her.Copy !req
359. As I was saying...Copy !req
360. Dee came out of the bathroom
in quite a rage.Copy !req
361. Stupid costume.Copy !req
362. Everybody calling me a bird.Copy !req
363. She accosted the girl
you were all ogling that evening.Copy !req
364. Hey, you, everybody thinks
you're so hot, huh? You big hot bird.Copy !req
365. Well, I tell you what.
You take it off and switch with me.Copy !req
366. - What are you talking about?
- Me, mine...Copy !req
367. This is mine now. Switch it.Copy !req
368. - Uh, I don't think so.
- "Oh, I don't think so."Copy !req
369. I didn't ask you, okay?Copy !req
370. Listen. All right, number one,
it's a win-win for both of us.Copy !req
371. That weird plumber... he's gonna
leave you alone for the rest of the night.Copy !req
372. That's good, right?
And then the second great thing for you...Copy !req
373. is I'm not gonna beat the shit out of you,
so let's go.Copy !req
374. Dee came out of the bathroom
in her new costume feeling quite saucy.Copy !req
375. Call me a bird all night.
Making fun, saying names.Copy !req
376. Well, let's see who's sexy now, dickwads.Copy !req
377. 'Cause I look good.Copy !req
378. Dee was clearly on a warpath...Copy !req
379. to prove to one of you
that she was indeed sexy.Copy !req
380. And the best way to do that was to
trick one of you two into making love to her.Copy !req
381. Knowing that
Charlie was the weakest...Copy !req
382. and by far the most vulnerable...Copy !req
383. she assumed he would be
the easiest to take advantage of.Copy !req
384. And so she took Charlie into
the back office and had her way with him.Copy !req
385. You should see the look on your face.Copy !req
386. It's good enough to eat.Copy !req
387. No. Hold on a second. That wasn't me.Copy !req
388. - What?
- That wasn't me. I switched costumes with Dennis.Copy !req
389. That was Dennis.Copy !req
390. So Dennis thought Deandra
was the peacock chick.Copy !req
391. And Dee thought
that Dennis was Charlie?Copy !req
392. So Dee thinks that I'm the dad,
but, Dennis, you're the dad!Copy !req
393. Delightful.Copy !req
394. Oh, shit. I'm gonna be sick.Copy !req
395. Go. Do it.Copy !req
396. - Feel it. Let it out.Copy !req
397. - Let's just get out... Let's just get out of here.Copy !req
398. Don't flush.Copy !req
399. - Dee!
- Deandra!Copy !req
400. Dee! Dee!Copy !req
401. - Deandra!
- Yeah!Copy !req
402. This is bad! This is real bad!Copy !req
403. You thought you had sex with Charlie...Copy !req
404. but it was Dennis that you
went into the back room with.Copy !req
405. - See?Copy !req
406. I had sex with you.
It was sex with me. It was sex with me.Copy !req
407. He threw up the whole way over here, Dee.Copy !req
408. Dennis is the father of that baby.Copy !req
409. We got to get you and that monster
that's in your gut down to Mexico A.S.A.P.!Copy !req
410. Are you kidding me?
I did not have sex with Dennis.Copy !req
411. Yes, you did! Yeah...
All right, look, look.Copy !req
412. You went in the back office
with him, not me.Copy !req
413. You thought it was me 'cause you wanted
sex from me! But you got sex from Dennis!Copy !req
414. Okay, you're saying that because I went
into the back office alone with Dennis...Copy !req
415. that I must have had sex with him?Copy !req
416. Gross! No! That did not happen.Copy !req
417. Have you guys been obsessing
about this all night long?Copy !req
418. - Yes!
- Yeah?Copy !req
419. Of course. We were running around
trying to figure out who the father is.Copy !req
420. If it's not Dennis, who is it?Copy !req
421. - It's none of you.
- Huh?Copy !req
422. No, none of you are the father.Copy !req
423. I just told you that 'cause you were making
fun of me for eating the sandwich...Copy !req
424. and I thought it would upset you
and get you going, and it did, it worked.Copy !req
425. You guys have been obsessing
about this all night.Copy !req
426. So, wait...Copy !req
427. Are-Are you absolutely sure
that you and I did not have sex...Copy !req
428. and that that's not my...Copy !req
429. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
430. - Oh!Copy !req
431. - Whoa! Ho, ho!
- Whoo!Copy !req
432. Yeah, but I'll tell you what.Copy !req
433. I'm not gonna tell you who the father is.Copy !req
434. - Who gives a shit?
- Yeah.Copy !req
435. You all give a shit.
You just said so. You were up all night.Copy !req
436. You were thinking about it all night long.Copy !req
437. Yeah, but that was before,
when you said it was one of us.Copy !req
438. - Now that it's not one of us, I mean...
- Who cares?Copy !req
439. - Who cares, right?
- It's no big deal.Copy !req
440. - Yeah, we don't care.
- All right. Oh, my God.Copy !req
441. I got to take a... Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
442. - Whoo, ooh!
- Whoa, baby!Copy !req
443. Whoo!Copy !req
444. - This close, baby.
- That is a load off my shoulders, man.Copy !req
445. - I really dodged a bullet on that one.
- You did, man.Copy !req
446. - Well, we all did. We all did.
- Hey, what about the museum?Copy !req
447. - Huh?
- Yes!Copy !req
448. - We could do it.
- Boom.Copy !req
449. There's still time!
Dee, we're out of here!Copy !req
450. - You look like a turkey!
- Yeah.Copy !req
451. - I would say... I would say, you look like an ostrich!
- Yes!Copy !req
452. - Right?
- That's pretty good.Copy !req
453. You know, I want to call her an emu...Copy !req
454. - but I want to save it for, you know...
- Save it, save it, save it.Copy !req
455. You are a big, fat, flightless bird!Copy !req
456. - Yeah, yeah!
- Those are all...Copy !req
457. - Those are all...
- Yeah, I mean...Copy !req
458. - Just sort of the general...
- The general whatever.Copy !req
459. English - US - SDHCopy !req