1. - [Hacking, Snorting]
- ♪♪ [Man Singing, Faint]Copy !req
2. - Dee, what are you doing?Copy !req
3. I got a tickle, a really bad one.Copy !req
4. Shit. Are you getting sick?
If you're getting sick, stay away from us.Copy !req
5. No, no, no. I'd better not be getting sick.
I can't be getting sick.Copy !req
6. - I gotta be able to talk to Groban tomorrow.
- Who?Copy !req
7. Josh Groban. Artemis and I got backstage
passes to his concert in the park tomorrow.Copy !req
8. Charles Grodin is coming in concert,
and you didn't tell us?Copy !req
9. Aw! We love Charles Grodin.
That dude is hysteri... I love that guy.Copy !req
10. - He brings out the curmudgeon in me.
- Yeah.Copy !req
11. No, no. Different guy.
Josh Groban is who I'm talking about.Copy !req
12. Josh Groban. Oh.
Is he Charles Grodin's son?Copy !req
13. He's probably funny. What do you think?Copy !req
14. If he's related to Charles Grodin, he is.
Don't worry about that.Copy !req
15. Yeah, two totally different people.Copy !req
16. Charles Grodin is a bitter old man
with a giant head...Copy !req
17. and Josh Groban is a beautiful singer
with the voice of an angel.Copy !req
18. Oh, he's a singer.Copy !req
19. Call Charles Grodin a bitter old man
one more time, and see what happens!Copy !req
20. - Ooh, ooh, calm down.
- All right. All right. Sorry. All right. No big deal.Copy !req
21. I got to go home anyway. I should rest.Copy !req
22. - Stay aw... Come on.Copy !req
23. - No. Don't come near me. Don't make me sick.
- All right. All right.Copy !req
24. - Don't touch me with that. Hey! Stop it.
- Don't make me sick.Copy !req
25. Mom, Mom! Calm down!
Calm down! Listen to me.Copy !req
26. Okay, here's what you do, okay?Copy !req
27. You close the curtains,
and you mind your own business, right?Copy !req
28. No, they're not terrorists!
They're just Muslims.Copy !req
29. Okay, well, I'm gonna hang up, okay?
Hanging up.Copy !req
30. Unbelievable, dude. Ever since my Uncle
Jack moved out, my mom's going crazy.Copy !req
31. She's like,
"Help me with this. Help me with that.Copy !req
32. Wash the floor. Wash the ceiling.
Clean my car. Get this.Copy !req
33. Fix that. Are there spiders here?
Are there spiders there?"Copy !req
34. I'm sorry. The woman who brought you
into the world and raised you needs you...Copy !req
35. and you're gonna ignore her?Copy !req
36. Dude, it's crazy shit. It's insane shit.Copy !req
37. - And I can't be constantly taking care of her.
- I don't blame you, man.Copy !req
38. I'm very much looking forward to not
taking care of anyone when I'm older.Copy !req
39. Well, what? What, you're not gonna
take care of me when I'm old?Copy !req
40. Hell, no, I'm not gonna take care of you.
You were a terrible father to me.Copy !req
41. I'll get Deandra to take care of me.
She'll take care of me.Copy !req
42. Dee's not gonna take care of you.Copy !req
43. You chased her out with a pool cue
because she had a cough.Copy !req
44. - Forget about it.Copy !req
45. - That's her.
- Answer the phone, Charlie.Copy !req
46. - I'm just gonna let it ring, 'cause it's crazy shit.
- Answer the goddamn phone!Copy !req
47. - It's not anything serious, Mac!
- Just answer...Copy !req
48. What? Hello? What? What is it?Copy !req
49. Ye... Yeah.Copy !req
50. Oh, well, that is a serious thing.Copy !req
51. Okay. I'll let him know.
Uh, Mac, your mom burned her house down.Copy !req
52. Hey-oh! Good news, Dennis. Mom's okay.Copy !req
53. She fell asleep with a lit cigarette in her
mouth and burned the entire house down...Copy !req
54. but the good news is she's fine.Copy !req
55. - Uh... Oh, great. Yeah.Copy !req
56. - Um, where is she going to be staying?
- Here, of course.Copy !req
57. I'll stay in a shelter.Copy !req
58. - Hey, there's an idea! Shelter.
- Absolutely not.Copy !req
59. Okay. What about a nice nursing home?Copy !req
60. Nursing home? Do you have any idea
what happens in those places, dude?Copy !req
61. Why don't I just rape her myself?Copy !req
62. Rape her?
What are you talking about? What?Copy !req
63. Yo, got your dog.Copy !req
64. Poppins! Hey, buddy! How you doing?Copy !req
65. Poppins? My God,
I can't believe that dog's not dead.Copy !req
66. - Didn't you get him when you were, like, 10?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
67. This dog is indestructible, dude.Copy !req
68. - Yeah, that dog's nasty, man.Copy !req
69. He was coughing the whole way over here.
He ate cigarette butts off the ground.Copy !req
70. He's got a wheeze.
He might have emphysema, man.Copy !req
71. Oh, that's entirely possible. Yeah, it wouldn't
slow him down though. He's a survivor.Copy !req
72. He would disappear for months,
but he would always come home.Copy !req
73. Yeah, it looks like his eye is falling out.Copy !req
74. - Is it? When it just bulges?
- It bulges out a little bit there.Copy !req
75. You just pop it back in with your knuckle.
I'll show you how to do it.Copy !req
76. - I'm never going to do that.
- You're gonna touch his eye with your knuckle?Copy !req
77. - You just sort of pop it back in.Copy !req
78. Oh. Hang on a second.Copy !req
79. What, Mom, what?Copy !req
80. I'm not gonna vacuum your ceiling.Copy !req
81. - Um, because I already did it, okay?Copy !req
82. Plastic splinters are the same as...
You won't get a splinter!Copy !req
83. - I gotta go deal with this.
- No. Hold on a second.Copy !req
84. - It's back in, Dennis. Check it out.
- I don't care.Copy !req
85. I have an idea that's gonna solve
all of our problems here.Copy !req
86. Your moms are gonna live together.
Now hear me out. This is gonna be great.Copy !req
87. Okay, Mac, your mom burned down her house
with a cigarette, right?Copy !req
88. Uncle Jack moved out of your mom's house, so she's lonely.
She's got no one to talk to.Copy !req
89. Boom. Mrs. Mac, your mom... together.
Could be the perfect situation. Come on.Copy !req
90. They could be like The Golden Girls.Copy !req
91. A couple of old ladies getting together,
chasing men, eating cheesecake.Copy !req
92. - That'd be cool.
- Sure. Whatever.Copy !req
93. I'm loving that idea,
but my mom's gonna be a tough sell, man.Copy !req
94. Uh-huh. I'll talk her into it.Copy !req
95. Oh, it popped back out.Copy !req
96. - What the hell are you doing?
- What?Copy !req
97. - What the hell are you doing?
- Oh, I went to the health food store.Copy !req
98. I just grabbed a whole bunch of shit.
It's supposed to boost my immune system.Copy !req
99. I'm not gonna miss that show, Frank.
I'm a Grobanite.Copy !req
100. Grobanites don't miss shows. Josh Groban comes
to town, and we consider it a call to action.Copy !req
101. - What you're saying is very dorky.Copy !req
102. Nevertheless, I brought you some stuff...
a little bit of care package here.Copy !req
103. - Why?
- I want to make you well.Copy !req
104. I got you coffee,
I got you some Mexican peanuts...Copy !req
105. I got you some candy.Copy !req
106. I got you a Stud magazine.Copy !req
107. What's your angle? What are you doing?Copy !req
108. Deandra.
We have to take care of each other.Copy !req
109. I'm gonna take care of you now, but when I'm
old and sick, you have to take care of me.Copy !req
110. What? No!Copy !req
111. No, I'm not doing that. Absolutely not.
You're on your own.Copy !req
112. - That...Copy !req
113. You okay? Yeah? No?Copy !req
114. It's down? It's going?Copy !req
115. It's going? Open up. Put your head back.Copy !req
116. Oh, God!Copy !req
117. Oh, God. I got it.Copy !req
118. All right. Well, you know what?
You should go relax.Copy !req
119. You should go rest now. Good.
Look, I'm gonna do everything you need.Copy !req
120. Anything you need, I will do it.Copy !req
121. Just make believe I'm your slave.Copy !req
122. Okay. Do my laundry.Copy !req
123. - Done.
- All right. I'm gonna go rest.Copy !req
124. - All right.
- Don't bother me.Copy !req
125. No, no, no, no.
I'm gonna be as quiet as a mouse.Copy !req
126. - You just rest, honey.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
127. Okay. All right.Copy !req
128. Well, ladies, I know this is a lot
to digest, and that's why I'm here...Copy !req
129. to act as an unbiased negotiator
in the process...Copy !req
130. and to sort out any problems or concerns.Copy !req
131. Essentially, just to make sure that you're
both comfortable with this new arrangement.Copy !req
132. - I don't want to live with her.
- Oh, Mom! Why not?Copy !req
133. - She smells.
- I know she smells.Copy !req
134. - Okay, you can't talk about my mom like that!
- Okay.Copy !req
135. You don't smell,
and you look beautiful, okay?Copy !req
136. I think what Charlie's mom
is trying to say...Copy !req
137. is that Mrs. Mac has a unique
and earthy fragrance.Copy !req
138. I smell like shit.Copy !req
139. Okay, Mom, don't put yourself down, okay?
We talked about this.Copy !req
140. Perhaps we could get Mrs. Mac some perfume?Copy !req
141. Oh, yeah. That's not a bad idea.
Mrs. Mac, what do you say?Copy !req
142. What better way to kick off this new
relationship than with a new fragrance?Copy !req
143. Stop talking to me like I'm an asshole!Copy !req
144. - She can't smoke in here.
- I know, Mom. Uh...Copy !req
145. Okay, okay. Well, that's... Now, Mrs. Mac,
I would never ask you to give up tobacco...Copy !req
146. but what if you were to switch to some
sort of smokeless tobacco alternative?Copy !req
147. - I know that grunt. She's open to it.
- Okay!Copy !req
148. So what do we say
we do a little bit of a trial run tonight?Copy !req
149. Let's see what happens,
and then we'll take it from there.Copy !req
150. - Okay.
- [Long, Low Grunt]Copy !req
151. - That means absolutely.
- Okay! - Oh, sweet.Copy !req
152. - Okay!
- Great, great, great. So, last step...Copy !req
153. Dog's tied up outside. I'll grab him, bring
him inside, and then I'll be on my way.Copy !req
154. No. No! No dogs. Charlie, tell them.Copy !req
155. Okay. She is terrified
of animals eating her face off.Copy !req
156. I don't want a dog
to eat my face, Charlie!Copy !req
157. - She doesn't want a dog eating her face.
- Well, you know what?Copy !req
158. That's not a problem.
We'll take the dog... you and I.Copy !req
159. Oh, I think what Mac is trying to say
is not that we'll take the dog...Copy !req
160. I'm saying exactly what I want to say.Copy !req
161. What Mac's trying to say now
is that you're taking the dog.Copy !req
162. What Charlie's saying is correct.
We're taking the dog.Copy !req
163. - We're not taking the dog.
- You're taking the dog.Copy !req
164. It's not going to eat my mother's face off.Copy !req
165. It's coming home with us, Dennis,
so just accept it, all right?Copy !req
166. All right, all right, all right! Fine.Copy !req
167. - We'll take the dog.
- Calm down.Copy !req
168. Uh, those white shorts on top?Copy !req
169. That's part of my outfit for tomorrow, so why
don't you go and run an iron over those?Copy !req
170. Ooh! Hey, very whitey white.Copy !req
171. - Uh, you're not ragging it, are you?
- What? Gr...Copy !req
172. - Gross, Frank! Come on.
- You still get periods?Copy !req
173. What are you doing? Stop asking me that.
What? Gross! Come on.Copy !req
174. - I'm trying to bond with you.
- That's how you bond with me... asking if I still get periods?Copy !req
175. What's that stuff you're putting on?
That's beautiful. What is it?Copy !req
176. Self-tanner, for tomorrow.
Got to look good for Groban.Copy !req
177. The, uh, tan's gonna make
the white in the outfit pop...Copy !req
178. the white's gonna make the tan pop.Copy !req
179. Josh Groban likes his ladies to pop, so...Copy !req
180. Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Look who I brought. It's Poppins!Copy !req
181. - Yeah.
- Oh, God.Copy !req
182. - That's Poppins?
- Ooh, yeah!Copy !req
183. - He's still alive?
- Oh, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
184. I figured he could keep you company
while you're sick.Copy !req
185. - Dog looks like a gargoyle.
- Yeah. He smells like piss.Copy !req
186. - Does it? Uh-oh. Is he dying?
- No, no, no, he's fine.Copy !req
187. You're gonna want to keep him away from that
cream, too, 'cause he'll eat that shit.Copy !req
188. He ate a whole bottle of shampoo at our
apartment earlier. He loves shit like that.Copy !req
189. - Wow. Sounds great.
- Yeah.Copy !req
190. - Thanks for bringing him over, yeah.
- He's a great dog.Copy !req
191. I'm gonna finish this up in my bedroom.Copy !req
192. Frank, make me another juice, 'cause I feel
like that green stuff's really working.Copy !req
193. - You got it.
- Great. So, you'll keep the dog here, and then, uh...Copy !req
194. What are you doing, Frank?
What's going on here?Copy !req
195. Trying to score brownie points
with your sister.Copy !req
196. I mean, I need somebody
to take care of me when I'm old and sick.Copy !req
197. Jesus. You're still worried about that?Copy !req
198. Why don't you check yourself
into a nursing home? You have the money.Copy !req
199. I'm not gonna put myself
into one of those crypts.Copy !req
200. As soon as you drop the soap,
they rape your butt.Copy !req
201. - What?
- That's what happens. Mac told me.Copy !req
202. God! You people have a very strange
conception of what goes on in nursing homes.Copy !req
203. Frank, green juice, now!Copy !req
204. The bitch is driving me crazy!Copy !req
205. She's not even sick anymore.Copy !req
206. I support your plan, Frank,
insofar as it insures...Copy !req
207. that I won't have to take care of you
when you get older...Copy !req
208. but you're going about this all wrong,
honestly.Copy !req
209. - How do you mean?
- Well, for one thing, she's in her apartment.Copy !req
210. She's comfortable here. She's on her
home turf. She's got all of her amenities.Copy !req
211. She feels good here.
She doesn't need you here.Copy !req
212. You need to thrust her into a hostile environment
so that she needs you to protect her.Copy !req
213. - I should dump her under the bridge!
- Dump her under the bri...Copy !req
214. No, don't dump her down by the bridge.
What are you talking...Copy !req
215. No, you need to be there, Frank. That's the whole
point of this. Just take her to your apartment.Copy !req
216. Now, secondly, if this is gonna work...Copy !req
217. then she's gonna need to feel more
than just a tickle in her throat.Copy !req
218. So, if she's not feeling sick, well...Copy !req
219. then we're just gonna
have to make her feel sick.Copy !req
220. - You're good.
- Well, I'm a fixer, Frank.Copy !req
221. - You're good.
- That's what I do.Copy !req
222. Dennis, listen.
We should hang out more together.Copy !req
223. Yeah. Stop trying to bond with me.Copy !req
224. - They're not even talking to each other.
- My mom's not very verbal.Copy !req
225. I know, but they haven't even
touched their cheesecake.Copy !req
226. I feel like if you and I were in a room
with a perfectly good cheesecake...Copy !req
227. all sorts of conversation
would start happening.Copy !req
228. Oh, Charlie, the funniest thing happened
today when I was doing the laundry.Copy !req
229. Mom, no, not me. You got to talk to her, okay?
Don't talk to me.Copy !req
230. Pretend like we're not even here,
Mrs. Kelly, okay?Copy !req
231. - Go gossip.
- About what?Copy !req
232. Maybe you were at a supermarket one time,
and you met a cute guy...Copy !req
233. and you were feeling saucy...Copy !req
234. and then you wanted to go back
and talk to your friend, Sophia.Copy !req
235. So you're like Blanche,
and she's like Sophia. So, go ahead.Copy !req
236. I don't go to the supermarket.
The shopping carts are dangerous.Copy !req
237. Shopping carts are not dangerous, Mom.
There's nothing dangerous about a shopping cart!Copy !req
238. Let's try a new tack.
Everybody, calm down. This isn't working.Copy !req
239. All right. TV's going off. Boom!Copy !req
240. Okay! That's good! You guys are roommates now,
so maybe you can get to know one another.Copy !req
241. - I'm hot.
- My mom's hot. I'm hot too.Copy !req
242. I got to be honest.
I'm hot as well. Can we turn the fan on?Copy !req
243. Okay, well, the fan is broken.
It hasn't worked for years.Copy !req
244. Oh! Oh, okay! That's good!Copy !req
245. My mom's very good with her hands.
Maybe she can fix it.Copy !req
246. - Oh, yeah?
- Mom was the manager at Jiffy Lube for many years.Copy !req
247. - I never heard about this.
- Yeah, well, she doesn't like to brag.Copy !req
248. It's not her style. But she started at the
bottom, worked her way to the tippy top.Copy !req
249. There's only three people working at Jiffy Lube.
It's not really a high climb.Copy !req
250. Well, please don't diminish
my mother's achievements, okay?Copy !req
251. Don't get too excited about
your mother's achievements.Copy !req
252. Mom, do you want to take a look
at that fan and see if you can fix it?Copy !req
253. - What was that?Copy !req
254. It means, "Not right now, but there's a
possibility that I could get to it tomorrow."Copy !req
255. See, the problem is,
once that sun goes down...Copy !req
256. you're not gonna get this woman to do
anything, 'cause she thrives on sunlight.Copy !req
257. She seems like she's never
been in sunlight.Copy !req
258. - [Groans, Grunting]
- Oh!Copy !req
259. - That's nasty.
- Oh, Charlie, she's spitting into my porcelain.Copy !req
260. Okay, well, that makes you mad.
Take it up with her!Copy !req
261. - Have a conversation with her.
- Everybody, can we just... Let's relax for a second.Copy !req
262. Maybe I can get you, like, a beer bottle.
Would that be okay?Copy !req
263. An empty beer bottle to spit in? Yeah?Copy !req
264. Look at her!Copy !req
265. - She's zonked.
- Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
266. When she wakes up, she'll be really, really
cold, so you just give her this blanket.Copy !req
267. You know, give her some more juice.Copy !req
268. - Just be a dad to her.
- Oh, this is so boring. This is bullshit.Copy !req
269. I mean, God...
I mean, how long do I have to do this for?Copy !req
270. We've been here for, like, an hour, Frank.
You're the worst dad.Copy !req
271. Groban!Copy !req
272. - Ooh. She's up.
- I'll come find you.Copy !req
273. Okay. Daddy's here. Take it easy, honey.Copy !req
274. Okay, honey, don't get up.
Stay right where you are.Copy !req
275. - Gotta go to the show.
- Don't go by the knives.Copy !req
276. - Let me backstage.
- She thinks she's going backstage.Copy !req
277. - You sing so good.Copy !req
278. - Honey, you want a blankie? I swaddle you, baby.
- I'll get to you.Copy !req
279. - No, tomorrow night. That's not tonight.
- You sing in my ears.Copy !req
280. - I love you when you sing.
- She thinks she's going to the concert?Copy !req
281. - I don't know. She's walking.
- She's in a zombie state.Copy !req
282. She's going to bounce off all the walls.Copy !req
283. - I've never seen anything like this. It's incredible.
- She's going outside.Copy !req
284. Ooh, she's going to hit the skateboard.Copy !req
285. Ooh.Copy !req
286. - Wow. Did you see that?
- She's like Mr. Magoo.Copy !req
287. - Ooh.
- Oh.Copy !req
288. Magoo never made that mistake.Copy !req
289. One, two, three.Copy !req
290. Good night, honey. Good night, Mac.Copy !req
291. One, two, three. One, two, three.Copy !req
292. - One, two, three. One, two, three.Copy !req
293. One, two, three. One, two, three.Copy !req
294. - Mrs. Kelly?
- Yes?Copy !req
295. Why are you doing everything in threes?Copy !req
296. Oh. So Charlie doesn't die.Copy !req
297. - What?
- One, two, three.Copy !req
298. One, two, three.Copy !req
299. - That's crazy.
- Bat-shit crazy.Copy !req
300. I don't know, dude. What do you want me
to say? The woman's out of her mind.Copy !req
301. Hey! Get the hell...Copy !req
302. - Is she waking up my mom?
- No! No, Mom!Copy !req
303. My mom does not like to be woken up,
Mrs. Kelly!Copy !req
304. - Shit! Get out of my room.
- Oh! Just one more. One more.Copy !req
305. - One, two, three.
- Get out of here, goddamn it!Copy !req
306. - Whoa. Whoa.
- Mom, go to bed!Copy !req
307. Oh, man, that was close.
Now you see where I get my temper, huh?Copy !req
308. Yeah, one, two, three.
One, two, three. Huh.Copy !req
309. - What are you doing?
- Huh?Copy !req
310. - What was that?
- Ah, you know, just playing it safe.Copy !req
311. She's been doing it.
I'm still alive. Can't be crazy.Copy !req
312. - Yeah, no, that's very crazy.
- One, two, three. One, two, three.Copy !req
313. - It does feel good to do stuff in threes.
- Okay, you know what?Copy !req
314. I'm pulling the plug on this whole thing,
all right?Copy !req
315. - 'Cause this and this... this has gotta stop.
- You're right.Copy !req
316. Tomorrow morning, I'm getting my mom
out of here. Let's just go to bed.Copy !req
317. - This has not been a good situation.
- Let's go to bed.Copy !req
318. - This one look off to you? One, two, three.
- No, it's fine. It's fine.Copy !req
319. Hey, guys. We got some bagels and coffee.
One, two, three.Copy !req
320. What do you think that's accomplishing?Copy !req
321. - Here you go.Copy !req
322. - Oh, Mom.Copy !req
323. Where's your chewing tobacco?
You know Mrs. Kelly doesn't like the smoke.Copy !req
324. Oh, the ceiling fan is gonna push
all the smoke outside the windows.Copy !req
325. Oh, yeah? Oh, she's fixing the fan?Copy !req
326. See? I told you, dude.
My mom is very handy.Copy !req
327. Oh. The Muslims are back.Copy !req
328. Where do you think
they're coming and going from?Copy !req
329. Damn foreigners! They ain't American,
I don't want to know 'em.Copy !req
330. - I know. I wish they'd all go back to the desert.
- Yeah!Copy !req
331. - So it does seem like they're bonding, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
332. It's not really
a Golden Girls-type conversation.Copy !req
333. It's, like, a racist conversation, but...Copy !req
334. Where the hell is my damn screwdriver?Copy !req
335. I'm wiping all the germs off for you.Copy !req
336. Quit cleaning my damn tools,
and sit your ass down! Huh!Copy !req
337. Shit, dude.Copy !req
338. We might want to even consider
bringing Poppins back into this mix.Copy !req
339. It does seem to be working.Copy !req
340. - Like it?
- Ooh!Copy !req
341. Yes, I do. Please don't hit me.
I have sensitive skin.Copy !req
342. Let's just find the dog,
and we'll talk about it there.Copy !req
343. - Okay. All right. Let's just let them be, though, huh?Copy !req
344. - Good morning, sleepyhead.Copy !req
345. - What?
- Yeah, you're all tied up. It's for your own safety.Copy !req
346. - Yeah, you took a dinger down the stairs.
- Ooh, big-time.Copy !req
347. You guys untie me right now!Copy !req
348. Okay, I'll untie you if you promise to
remember that I took care of you good.Copy !req
349. Remember that, 'cause Frank
took really good care of you...Copy !req
350. - so you're gonna have to take care of him.
- What are you talking about?Copy !req
351. I feel way worse now than I ever did.Copy !req
352. What is going on with my face?Copy !req
353. - It's the bedbugs.
- Oh!Copy !req
354. But that'll last a little while,
but it'll go away eventually.Copy !req
355. Get that dog off me! The dog stinks!Copy !req
356. - Get the dog off me!
- Fair enough, fair enough. Poppins, let's go.Copy !req
357. - Come on, dog.
- Hop up, Poppins. Come on.Copy !req
358. Oh, whoa.
Oh, I think Poppins got into the juice.Copy !req
359. - What?
- Oh, no.Copy !req
360. - What juice?
- Oh. He's ice-cold.Copy !req
361. - He's dead? Poppins is dead?
- Yes! He's dead!Copy !req
362. - Why would he be dead from the juice?
- We killed Poppins? Oh, shit!Copy !req
363. Oh, my God. Mac's gonna have a fit, dude.Copy !req
364. I drank a lot of that juice.
I remember that very clearly!Copy !req
365. - I have an idea, Frank. Fixer's always got a fix.
- Yeah, what?Copy !req
366. This is gonna work. This is a good idea.
Grab Poppins. Let's go.Copy !req
367. - Take the dog?
- Grab the dog!Copy !req
368. What was in the juice?
Okay, hold on. Before you go, untie me.Copy !req
369. - You stay right there, Deandra.
- Just real quick, you guys.Copy !req
370. You guys, I got Groban in the park.Copy !req
371. - I got a dead dog over here.
- I got Groban in the park! Untie me!Copy !req
372. What was in the juice?Copy !req
373. - One, two, three.
- One, two, three.Copy !req
374. Charlie, I think you're right, dude.
I feel better about this.Copy !req
375. More in control. Yeah.Copy !req
376. - Yo, what's happening?
- What's happening, guys?Copy !req
377. Hey, I was just... We were hanging out,
uh, in the alley, going for some air.Copy !req
378. - What's going on?
- Yeah.Copy !req
379. - What are you guys doing?
- Cool. We're actually looking for Poppins.Copy !req
380. Yeah, we're gonna bring him back over
to Charlie's mom's house.Copy !req
381. - They're gonna live together.
- Oh, Poppins?Copy !req
382. - What happened to Poppins?
- He w... He, uh...Copy !req
383. - You saw him.
- Yeah, might've been...Copy !req
384. - Why are you guys acting so weird?
- Yeah.Copy !req
385. Why are you...
Why are you looking at that trash can?Copy !req
386. Uh, nothing special about it. I don't know.Copy !req
387. - What was in that trash bag?
- Poppins.Copy !req
388. - What?
- Well, he ate a lot of cold medicine, and he croaked.Copy !req
389. - I'm sorry.
- Yeah, he got into some cold medicine. Sorry.Copy !req
390. So you threw him in the trash?Copy !req
391. - What are you gonna do, send him to the moon?
- Right. I mean, come on.Copy !req
392. No, I want to have a proper burial for him.Copy !req
393. That seemed proper enough
for Poppins, you know?Copy !req
394. Oh, no. He's fine.Copy !req
395. - What?
- He's fine?Copy !req
396. - Yeah, he's just in here chowing down on a diaper.Copy !req
397. - Hey! Look at him.
- Look at... That dog was...Copy !req
398. Come on. Hey, good boy.Copy !req
399. That dog just does not die.Copy !req
400. - No, he does not.
- Wow.Copy !req
401. - Oh, there he goes.
- Ah.Copy !req
402. Don't worry, guys. He will be back.Copy !req
403. Yeah, well, let's hope not.Copy !req
404. Bon voyage, Poppins!Copy !req
405. Have a good trip.Copy !req
406. - Back to the bar, or what?
- Yeah.Copy !req
407. - Yeah, sure.
- Let's grab a drink.Copy !req
408. Yo, Frank, it's Artemis.
Have you seen Dee?Copy !req
409. I'm backstage with Groban,
and the party is pumpin'.Copy !req
410. Look, if you see that "beeyatch, "
tell her to get her ass down here...Copy !req
411. 'cause Groban's feeling frisky,
and somebody's gotta tap that ass.Copy !req
412. - Oh! Oh, no!
- Suck you later.Copy !req
413. - No! No! Groban!Copy !req
414. No!Copy !req
415. English - US - SDHCopy !req