1. - Dee, what are you doing?Copy !req
2. I got a tickle, a really bad one.Copy !req
3. Shit. Are you getting sick?
If you're getting sick, stay away from us.Copy !req
4. No, no, no. I'd better not be getting sick.
I can't be getting sick.Copy !req
5. - I gotta be able to talk to Groban tomorrow.
- Who?Copy !req
6. Josh Groban. Artemis and I got backstage
passes to his concert in the park tomorrow.Copy !req
7. Charles Grodin is coming in concert,
and you didn't tell us?Copy !req
8. Aw! We love Charles Grodin.
That dude is hysteri... I love that guy.Copy !req
9. - He brings out the curmudgeon in me.
- Yeah.Copy !req
10. No, no. Different guy.
Josh Groban is who I'm talking about.Copy !req
11. Josh Groban. Oh.
Is he Charles Grodin's son?Copy !req
12. He's probably funny. What do you think?Copy !req
13. If he's related to Charles Grodin, he is.
Don't worry about that.Copy !req
14. Yeah, two totally different people.Copy !req
15. Charles Grodin is a bitter old man
with a giant head...Copy !req
16. and Josh Groban is a beautiful singer
with the voice of an angel.Copy !req
17. Oh, he's a singer.Copy !req
18. Call Charles Grodin a bitter old man
one more time, and see what happens!Copy !req
19. - Ooh, ooh, calm down.
- All right. All right. Sorry. All right. No big deal.Copy !req
20. I got to go home anyway. I should rest.Copy !req
21. - Stay aw... Come on.Copy !req
22. - No. Don't come near me. Don't make me sick.
- All right. All right.Copy !req
23. - Don't touch me with that. Hey! Stop it.
- Don't make me sick.Copy !req
24. Mom, Mom! Calm down!
Calm down! Listen to me.Copy !req
25. Okay, here's what you do, okay?Copy !req
26. You close the curtains,
and you mind your own business, right?Copy !req
27. No, they're not terrorists!
They're just Muslims.Copy !req
28. Okay, well, I'm gonna hang up, okay?
Hanging up.Copy !req
29. Unbelievable, dude. Ever since my Uncle
Jack moved out, my mom's going crazy.Copy !req
30. She's like,
"Help me with this. Help me with that.Copy !req
31. Wash the floor. Wash the ceiling.
Clean my car. Get this.Copy !req
32. Fix that. Are there spiders here?
Are there spiders there?"Copy !req
33. I'm sorry. The woman who brought you
into the world and raised you needs you...Copy !req
34. and you're gonna ignore her?Copy !req
35. Dude, it's crazy shit. It's insane shit.Copy !req
36. - And I can't be constantly taking care of her.
- I don't blame you, man.Copy !req
37. I'm very much looking forward to not
taking care of anyone when I'm older.Copy !req
38. Well, what? What, you're not gonna
take care of me when I'm old?Copy !req
39. Hell, no, I'm not gonna take care of you.
You were a terrible father to me.Copy !req
40. I'll get Deandra to take care of me.
She'll take care of me.Copy !req
41. Dee's not gonna take care of you.Copy !req
42. You chased her out with a pool cue
because she had a cough.Copy !req
43. - Forget about it.Copy !req
44. - That's her.
- Answer the phone, Charlie.Copy !req
45. - I'm just gonna let it ring, 'cause it's crazy shit.
- Answer the goddamn phone!Copy !req
46. - It's not anything serious, Mac!
- Just answer...Copy !req
47. What? Hello? What? What is it?Copy !req
48. Ye... Yeah.Copy !req
49. Oh, well, that is a serious thing.Copy !req
50. Okay. I'll let him know.
Uh, Mac, your mom burned her house down.Copy !req
51. Hey-oh! Good news, Dennis. Mom's okay.Copy !req
52. She fell asleep with a lit cigarette in her
mouth and burned the entire house down...Copy !req
53. but the good news is she's fine.Copy !req
54. - Uh... Oh, great. Yeah.Copy !req
55. - Um, where is she going to be staying?
- Here, of course.Copy !req
56. I'll stay in a shelter.Copy !req
57. - Hey, there's an idea! Shelter.
- Absolutely not.Copy !req
58. Okay. What about a nice nursing home?Copy !req
59. Nursing home? Do you have any idea
what happens in those places, dude?Copy !req
60. Why don't I just rape her myself?Copy !req
61. Rape her?
What are you talking about? What?Copy !req
62. Yo, got your dog.Copy !req
63. Poppins! Hey, buddy! How you doing?Copy !req
64. Poppins? My God,
I can't believe that dog's not dead.Copy !req
65. - Didn't you get him when you were, like, 10?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
66. This dog is indestructible, dude.Copy !req
67. - Yeah, that dog's nasty, man.Copy !req
68. He was coughing the whole way over here.
He ate cigarette butts off the ground.Copy !req
69. He's got a wheeze.
He might have emphysema, man.Copy !req
70. Oh, that's entirely possible. Yeah, it wouldn't
slow him down though. He's a survivor.Copy !req
71. He would disappear for months,
but he would always come home.Copy !req
72. Yeah, it looks like his eye is falling out.Copy !req
73. - Is it? When it just bulges?
- It bulges out a little bit there.Copy !req
74. You just pop it back in with your knuckle.
I'll show you how to do it.Copy !req
75. - I'm never going to do that.
- You're gonna touch his eye with your knuckle?Copy !req
76. - You just sort of pop it back in.Copy !req
77. Oh. Hang on a second.Copy !req
78. What, Mom, what?Copy !req
79. I'm not gonna vacuum your ceiling.Copy !req
80. - Um, because I already did it, okay?Copy !req
81. Plastic splinters are the same as...
You won't get a splinter!Copy !req
82. - I gotta go deal with this.
- No. Hold on a second.Copy !req
83. - It's back in, Dennis. Check it out.
- I don't care.Copy !req
84. I have an idea that's gonna solve
all of our problems here.Copy !req
85. Your moms are gonna live together.
Now hear me out. This is gonna be great.Copy !req
86. Okay, Mac, your mom burned down her house
with a cigarette, right?Copy !req
87. Uncle Jack moved out of your mom's house, so she's lonely.
She's got no one to talk to.Copy !req
88. Boom. Mrs. Mac, your mom... together.
Could be the perfect situation. Come on.Copy !req
89. They could be like The Golden Girls.Copy !req
90. A couple of old ladies getting together,
chasing men, eating cheesecake.Copy !req
91. - That'd be cool.
- Sure. Whatever.Copy !req
92. I'm loving that idea,
but my mom's gonna be a tough sell, man.Copy !req
93. Uh-huh. I'll talk her into it.Copy !req
94. Oh, it popped back out.Copy !req
95. - What the hell are you doing?
- What?Copy !req
96. - What the hell are you doing?
- Oh, I went to the health food store.Copy !req
97. I just grabbed a whole bunch of shit.
It's supposed to boost my immune system.Copy !req
98. I'm not gonna miss that show, Frank.
I'm a Grobanite.Copy !req
99. Grobanites don't miss shows. Josh Groban comes
to town, and we consider it a call to action.Copy !req
100. - What you're saying is very dorky.Copy !req
101. Nevertheless, I brought you some stuff...
a little bit of care package here.Copy !req
102. - Why?
- I want to make you well.Copy !req
103. I got you coffee,
I got you some Mexican peanuts...Copy !req
104. I got you some candy.Copy !req
105. I got you a Stud magazine.Copy !req
106. What's your angle? What are you doing?Copy !req
107. Deandra.
We have to take care of each other.Copy !req
108. I'm gonna take care of you now, but when I'm
old and sick, you have to take care of me.Copy !req
109. What? No!Copy !req
110. No, I'm not doing that. Absolutely not.
You're on your own.Copy !req
111. - That...Copy !req
112. You okay? Yeah? No?Copy !req
113. It's down? It's going?Copy !req
114. It's going? Open up. Put your head back.Copy !req
115. Oh, God!Copy !req
116. Oh, God. I got it.Copy !req
117. All right. Well, you know what?
You should go relax.Copy !req
118. You should go rest now. Good.
Look, I'm gonna do everything you need.Copy !req
119. Anything you need, I will do it.Copy !req
120. Just make believe I'm your slave.Copy !req
121. Okay. Do my laundry.Copy !req
122. - Done.
- All right. I'm gonna go rest.Copy !req
123. - All right.
- Don't bother me.Copy !req
124. No, no, no, no.
I'm gonna be as quiet as a mouse.Copy !req
125. - You just rest, honey.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
126. Okay. All right.Copy !req
127. Well, ladies, I know this is a lot
to digest, and that's why I'm here...Copy !req
128. to act as an unbiased negotiator
in the process...Copy !req
129. and to sort out any problems or concerns.Copy !req
130. Essentially, just to make sure that you're
both comfortable with this new arrangement.Copy !req
131. - I don't want to live with her.
- Oh, Mom! Why not?Copy !req
132. - She smells.
- I know she smells.Copy !req
133. - Okay, you can't talk about my mom like that!
- Okay.Copy !req
134. You don't smell,
and you look beautiful, okay?Copy !req
135. I think what Charlie's mom
is trying to say...Copy !req
136. is that Mrs. Mac has a unique
and earthy fragrance.Copy !req
137. I smell like shit.Copy !req
138. Okay, Mom, don't put yourself down, okay?
We talked about this.Copy !req
139. Perhaps we could get Mrs. Mac some perfume?Copy !req
140. Oh, yeah. That's not a bad idea.
Mrs. Mac, what do you say?Copy !req
141. What better way to kick off this new
relationship than with a new fragrance?Copy !req
142. Stop talking to me like I'm an asshole!Copy !req
143. - She can't smoke in here.
- I know, Mom. Uh...Copy !req
144. Okay, okay. Well, that's... Now, Mrs. Mac,
I would never ask you to give up tobacco...Copy !req
145. but what if you were to switch to some
sort of smokeless tobacco alternative?Copy !req
146. - I know that grunt. She's open to it.
- Okay!Copy !req
147. So what do we say
we do a little bit of a trial run tonight?Copy !req
148. Let's see what happens,
and then we'll take it from there.Copy !req
149. - Okay.Copy !req
150. - That means absolutely.
- Okay! - Oh, sweet.Copy !req
151. - Okay!
- Great, great, great. So, last step...Copy !req
152. Dog's tied up outside. I'll grab him, bring
him inside, and then I'll be on my way.Copy !req
153. No. No! No dogs. Charlie, tell them.Copy !req
154. Okay. She is terrified
of animals eating her face off.Copy !req
155. I don't want a dog
to eat my face, Charlie!Copy !req
156. - She doesn't want a dog eating her face.
- Well, you know what?Copy !req
157. That's not a problem.
We'll take the dog... you and I.Copy !req
158. Oh, I think what Mac is trying to say
is not that we'll take the dog...Copy !req
159. I'm saying exactly what I want to say.Copy !req
160. What Mac's trying to say now
is that you're taking the dog.Copy !req
161. What Charlie's saying is correct.
We're taking the dog.Copy !req
162. - We're not taking the dog.
- You're taking the dog.Copy !req
163. It's not going to eat my mother's face off.Copy !req
164. It's coming home with us, Dennis,
so just accept it, all right?Copy !req
165. All right, all right, all right! Fine.Copy !req
166. - We'll take the dog.
- Calm down.Copy !req
167. Uh, those white shorts on top?Copy !req
168. That's part of my outfit for tomorrow, so why
don't you go and run an iron over those?Copy !req
169. Ooh! Hey, very whitey white.Copy !req
170. - Uh, you're not ragging it, are you?
- What? Gr...Copy !req
171. - Gross, Frank! Come on.
- You still get periods?Copy !req
172. What are you doing? Stop asking me that.
What? Gross! Come on.Copy !req
173. - I'm trying to bond with you.
- That's how you bond with me... asking if I still get periods?Copy !req
174. What's that stuff you're putting on?
That's beautiful. What is it?Copy !req
175. Self-tanner, for tomorrow.
Got to look good for Groban.Copy !req
176. The, uh, tan's gonna make
the white in the outfit pop...Copy !req
177. the white's gonna make the tan pop.Copy !req
178. Josh Groban likes his ladies to pop, so...Copy !req
179. Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Look who I brought. It's Poppins!Copy !req
180. - Yeah.
- Oh, God.Copy !req
181. - That's Poppins?
- Ooh, yeah!Copy !req
182. - He's still alive?
- Oh, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
183. I figured he could keep you company
while you're sick.Copy !req
184. - Dog looks like a gargoyle.
- Yeah. He smells like piss.Copy !req
185. - Does it? Uh-oh. Is he dying?
- No, no, no, he's fine.Copy !req
186. You're gonna want to keep him away from that
cream, too, 'cause he'll eat that shit.Copy !req
187. He ate a whole bottle of shampoo at our
apartment earlier. He loves shit like that.Copy !req
188. - Wow. Sounds great.
- Yeah.Copy !req
189. - Thanks for bringing him over, yeah.
- He's a great dog.Copy !req
190. I'm gonna finish this up in my bedroom.Copy !req
191. Frank, make me another juice, 'cause I feel
like that green stuff's really working.Copy !req
192. - You got it.
- Great. So, you'll keep the dog here, and then, uh...Copy !req
193. What are you doing, Frank?
What's going on here?Copy !req
194. Trying to score brownie points
with your sister.Copy !req
195. I mean, I need somebody
to take care of me when I'm old and sick.Copy !req
196. Jesus. You're still worried about that?Copy !req
197. Why don't you check yourself
into a nursing home? You have the money.Copy !req
198. I'm not gonna put myself
into one of those crypts.Copy !req
199. As soon as you drop the soap,
they rape your butt.Copy !req
200. - What?
- That's what happens. Mac told me.Copy !req
201. God! You people have a very strange
conception of what goes on in nursing homes.Copy !req
202. Frank, green juice, now!Copy !req
203. The bitch is driving me crazy!Copy !req
204. She's not even sick anymore.Copy !req
205. I support your plan, Frank,
insofar as it insures...Copy !req
206. that I won't have to take care of you
when you get older...Copy !req
207. but you're going about this all wrong,
honestly.Copy !req
208. - How do you mean?
- Well, for one thing, she's in her apartment.Copy !req
209. She's comfortable here. She's on her
home turf. She's got all of her amenities.Copy !req
210. She feels good here.
She doesn't need you here.Copy !req
211. You need to thrust her into a hostile environment
so that she needs you to protect her.Copy !req
212. - I should dump her under the bridge!
- Dump her under the bri...Copy !req
213. No, don't dump her down by the bridge.
What are you talking...Copy !req
214. No, you need to be there, Frank. That's the whole
point of this. Just take her to your apartment.Copy !req
215. Now, secondly, if this is gonna work...Copy !req
216. then she's gonna need to feel more
than just a tickle in her throat.Copy !req
217. So, if she's not feeling sick, well...Copy !req
218. then we're just gonna
have to make her feel sick.Copy !req
219. - You're good.
- Well, I'm a fixer, Frank.Copy !req
220. - You're good.
- That's what I do.Copy !req
221. Dennis, listen.
We should hang out more together.Copy !req
222. Yeah. Stop trying to bond with me.Copy !req
223. - They're not even talking to each other.
- My mom's not very verbal.Copy !req
224. I know, but they haven't even
touched their cheesecake.Copy !req
225. I feel like if you and I were in a room
with a perfectly good cheesecake...Copy !req
226. all sorts of conversation
would start happening.Copy !req
227. Oh, Charlie, the funniest thing happened
today when I was doing the laundry.Copy !req
228. Mom, no, not me. You got to talk to her, okay?
Don't talk to me.Copy !req
229. Pretend like we're not even here,
Mrs. Kelly, okay?Copy !req
230. - Go gossip.
- About what?Copy !req
231. Maybe you were at a supermarket one time,
and you met a cute guy...Copy !req
232. and you were feeling saucy...Copy !req
233. and then you wanted to go back
and talk to your friend, Sophia.Copy !req
234. So you're like Blanche,
and she's like Sophia. So, go ahead.Copy !req
235. I don't go to the supermarket.
The shopping carts are dangerous.Copy !req
236. Shopping carts are not dangerous, Mom.
There's nothing dangerous about a shopping cart!Copy !req
237. Let's try a new tack.
Everybody, calm down. This isn't working.Copy !req
238. All right. TV's going off. Boom!Copy !req
239. Okay! That's good! You guys are roommates now,
so maybe you can get to know one another.Copy !req
240. - I'm hot.
- My mom's hot. I'm hot too.Copy !req
241. I got to be honest.
I'm hot as well. Can we turn the fan on?Copy !req
242. Okay, well, the fan is broken.
It hasn't worked for years.Copy !req
243. Oh! Oh, okay! That's good!Copy !req
244. My mom's very good with her hands.
Maybe she can fix it.Copy !req
245. - Oh, yeah?
- Mom was the manager at Jiffy Lube for many years.Copy !req
246. - I never heard about this.
- Yeah, well, she doesn't like to brag.Copy !req
247. It's not her style. But she started at the
bottom, worked her way to the tippy top.Copy !req
248. There's only three people working at Jiffy Lube.
It's not really a high climb.Copy !req
249. Well, please don't diminish
my mother's achievements, okay?Copy !req
250. Don't get too excited about
your mother's achievements.Copy !req
251. Mom, do you want to take a look
at that fan and see if you can fix it?Copy !req
252. - What was that?Copy !req
253. It means, "Not right now, but there's a
possibility that I could get to it tomorrow."Copy !req
254. See, the problem is,
once that sun goes down...Copy !req
255. you're not gonna get this woman to do
anything, 'cause she thrives on sunlight.Copy !req
256. She seems like she's never
been in sunlight.Copy !req
257. - Oh!Copy !req
258. - That's nasty.
- Oh, Charlie, she's spitting into my porcelain.Copy !req
259. Okay, well, that makes you mad.
Take it up with her!Copy !req
260. - Have a conversation with her.
- Everybody, can we just... Let's relax for a second.Copy !req
261. Maybe I can get you, like, a beer bottle.
Would that be okay?Copy !req
262. An empty beer bottle to spit in? Yeah?Copy !req
263. Look at her!Copy !req
264. - She's zonked.
- Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
265. When she wakes up, she'll be really, really
cold, so you just give her this blanket.Copy !req
266. You know, give her some more juice.Copy !req
267. - Just be a dad to her.
- Oh, this is so boring. This is bullshit.Copy !req
268. I mean, God...
I mean, how long do I have to do this for?Copy !req
269. We've been here for, like, an hour, Frank.
You're the worst dad.Copy !req
270. Groban!Copy !req
271. - Ooh. She's up.
- I'll come find you.Copy !req
272. Okay. Daddy's here. Take it easy, honey.Copy !req
273. Okay, honey, don't get up.
Stay right where you are.Copy !req
274. - Gotta go to the show.
- Don't go by the knives.Copy !req
275. - Let me backstage.
- She thinks she's going backstage.Copy !req
276. - You sing so good.Copy !req
277. - Honey, you want a blankie? I swaddle you, baby.
- I'll get to you.Copy !req
278. - No, tomorrow night. That's not tonight.
- You sing in my ears.Copy !req
279. - I love you when you sing.
- She thinks she's going to the concert?Copy !req
280. - I don't know. She's walking.
- She's in a zombie state.Copy !req
281. She's going to bounce off all the walls.Copy !req
282. - I've never seen anything like this. It's incredible.
- She's going outside.Copy !req
283. Ooh, she's going to hit the skateboard.Copy !req
284. Ooh.Copy !req
285. - Wow. Did you see that?
- She's like Mr. Magoo.Copy !req
286. - Ooh.
- Oh.Copy !req
287. Magoo never made that mistake.Copy !req
288. One, two, three.Copy !req
289. Good night, honey. Good night, Mac.Copy !req
290. One, two, three. One, two, three.Copy !req
291. - One, two, three. One, two, three.Copy !req
292. One, two, three. One, two, three.Copy !req
293. - Mrs. Kelly?
- Yes?Copy !req
294. Why are you doing everything in threes?Copy !req
295. Oh. So Charlie doesn't die.Copy !req
296. - What?
- One, two, three.Copy !req
297. One, two, three.Copy !req
298. - That's crazy.
- Bat-shit crazy.Copy !req
299. I don't know, dude. What do you want me
to say? The woman's out of her mind.Copy !req
300. Hey! Get the hell...Copy !req
301. - Is she waking up my mom?
- No! No, Mom!Copy !req
302. My mom does not like to be woken up,
Mrs. Kelly!Copy !req
303. - Shit! Get out of my room.
- Oh! Just one more. One more.Copy !req
304. - One, two, three.
- Get out of here, goddamn it!Copy !req
305. - Whoa. Whoa.
- Mom, go to bed!Copy !req
306. Oh, man, that was close.
Now you see where I get my temper, huh?Copy !req
307. Yeah, one, two, three.
One, two, three. Huh.Copy !req
308. - What are you doing?
- Huh?Copy !req
309. - What was that?
- Ah, you know, just playing it safe.Copy !req
310. She's been doing it.
I'm still alive. Can't be crazy.Copy !req
311. - Yeah, no, that's very crazy.
- One, two, three. One, two, three.Copy !req
312. - It does feel good to do stuff in threes.
- Okay, you know what?Copy !req
313. I'm pulling the plug on this whole thing,
all right?Copy !req
314. - 'Cause this and this... this has gotta stop.
- You're right.Copy !req
315. Tomorrow morning, I'm getting my mom
out of here. Let's just go to bed.Copy !req
316. - This has not been a good situation.
- Let's go to bed.Copy !req
317. - This one look off to you? One, two, three.
- No, it's fine. It's fine.Copy !req
318. Hey, guys. We got some bagels and coffee.
One, two, three.Copy !req
319. What do you think that's accomplishing?Copy !req
320. - Here you go.Copy !req
321. - Oh, Mom.Copy !req
322. Where's your chewing tobacco?
You know Mrs. Kelly doesn't like the smoke.Copy !req
323. Oh, the ceiling fan is gonna push
all the smoke outside the windows.Copy !req
324. Oh, yeah? Oh, she's fixing the fan?Copy !req
325. See? I told you, dude.
My mom is very handy.Copy !req
326. Oh. The Muslims are back.Copy !req
327. Where do you think
they're coming and going from?Copy !req
328. Damn foreigners! They ain't American,
I don't want to know 'em.Copy !req
329. - I know. I wish they'd all go back to the desert.
- Yeah!Copy !req
330. - So it does seem like they're bonding, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
331. It's not really
a Golden Girls-type conversation.Copy !req
332. It's, like, a racist conversation, but...Copy !req
333. Where the hell is my damn screwdriver?Copy !req
334. I'm wiping all the germs off for you.Copy !req
335. Quit cleaning my damn tools,
and sit your ass down! Huh!Copy !req
336. Shit, dude.Copy !req
337. We might want to even consider
bringing Poppins back into this mix.Copy !req
338. It does seem to be working.Copy !req
339. - Like it?
- Ooh!Copy !req
340. Yes, I do. Please don't hit me.
I have sensitive skin.Copy !req
341. Let's just find the dog,
and we'll talk about it there.Copy !req
342. - Okay. All right. Let's just let them be, though, huh?Copy !req
343. - Good morning, sleepyhead.Copy !req
344. - What?
- Yeah, you're all tied up. It's for your own safety.Copy !req
345. - Yeah, you took a dinger down the stairs.
- Ooh, big-time.Copy !req
346. You guys untie me right now!Copy !req
347. Okay, I'll untie you if you promise to
remember that I took care of you good.Copy !req
348. Remember that, 'cause Frank
took really good care of you...Copy !req
349. - so you're gonna have to take care of him.
- What are you talking about?Copy !req
350. I feel way worse now than I ever did.Copy !req
351. What is going on with my face?Copy !req
352. - It's the bedbugs.
- Oh!Copy !req
353. But that'll last a little while,
but it'll go away eventually.Copy !req
354. Get that dog off me! The dog stinks!Copy !req
355. - Get the dog off me!
- Fair enough, fair enough. Poppins, let's go.Copy !req
356. - Come on, dog.
- Hop up, Poppins. Come on.Copy !req
357. Oh, whoa.
Oh, I think Poppins got into the juice.Copy !req
358. - What?
- Oh, no.Copy !req
359. - What juice?
- Oh. He's ice-cold.Copy !req
360. - He's dead? Poppins is dead?
- Yes! He's dead!Copy !req
361. - Why would he be dead from the juice?
- We killed Poppins? Oh, shit!Copy !req
362. Oh, my God. Mac's gonna have a fit, dude.Copy !req
363. I drank a lot of that juice.
I remember that very clearly!Copy !req
364. - I have an idea, Frank. Fixer's always got a fix.
- Yeah, what?Copy !req
365. This is gonna work. This is a good idea.
Grab Poppins. Let's go.Copy !req
366. - Take the dog?
- Grab the dog!Copy !req
367. What was in the juice?
Okay, hold on. Before you go, untie me.Copy !req
368. - You stay right there, Deandra.
- Just real quick, you guys.Copy !req
369. You guys, I got Groban in the park.Copy !req
370. - I got a dead dog over here.
- I got Groban in the park! Untie me!Copy !req
371. What was in the juice?Copy !req
372. - One, two, three.
- One, two, three.Copy !req
373. Charlie, I think you're right, dude.
I feel better about this.Copy !req
374. More in control. Yeah.Copy !req
375. - Yo, what's happening?
- What's happening, guys?Copy !req
376. Hey, I was just... We were hanging out,
uh, in the alley, going for some air.Copy !req
377. - What's going on?
- Yeah.Copy !req
378. - What are you guys doing?
- Cool. We're actually looking for Poppins.Copy !req
379. Yeah, we're gonna bring him back over
to Charlie's mom's house.Copy !req
380. - They're gonna live together.
- Oh, Poppins?Copy !req
381. - What happened to Poppins?
- He w... He, uh...Copy !req
382. - You saw him.
- Yeah, might've been...Copy !req
383. - Why are you guys acting so weird?
- Yeah.Copy !req
384. Why are you...
Why are you looking at that trash can?Copy !req
385. Uh, nothing special about it. I don't know.Copy !req
386. - What was in that trash bag?
- Poppins.Copy !req
387. - What?
- Well, he ate a lot of cold medicine, and he croaked.Copy !req
388. - I'm sorry.
- Yeah, he got into some cold medicine. Sorry.Copy !req
389. So you threw him in the trash?Copy !req
390. - What are you gonna do, send him to the moon?
- Right. I mean, come on.Copy !req
391. No, I want to have a proper burial for him.Copy !req
392. That seemed proper enough
for Poppins, you know?Copy !req
393. Oh, no. He's fine.Copy !req
394. - What?
- He's fine?Copy !req
395. - Yeah, he's just in here chowing down on a diaper.Copy !req
396. - Hey! Look at him.
- Look at... That dog was...Copy !req
397. Come on. Hey, good boy.Copy !req
398. That dog just does not die.Copy !req
399. - No, he does not.
- Wow.Copy !req
400. - Oh, there he goes.
- Ah.Copy !req
401. Don't worry, guys. He will be back.Copy !req
402. Yeah, well, let's hope not.Copy !req
403. Bon voyage, Poppins!Copy !req
404. Have a good trip.Copy !req
405. - Back to the bar, or what?
- Yeah.Copy !req
406. - Yeah, sure.
- Let's grab a drink.Copy !req
407. Yo, Frank, it's Artemis.
Have you seen Dee?Copy !req
408. I'm backstage with Groban,
and the party is pumpin'.Copy !req
409. Look, if you see that "beeyatch, "
tell her to get her ass down here...Copy !req
410. 'cause Groban's feeling frisky,
and somebody's gotta tap that ass.Copy !req
411. - Oh! Oh, no!
- Suck you later.Copy !req
412. - No! No! Groban!Copy !req
413. No!Copy !req
414. English - US - SDHCopy !req