1. Yo! Hey! Bro, help us out here!Copy !req
2. - Swim time! It's a heat wave, dude!
- Heat wave!Copy !req
3. - Heat wave! Heat wave!
- I'm sorry about that. Can I help you?Copy !req
4. - Yeah, two checking in for the pool.
- Check us in.Copy !req
5. Sorry, sir.
You can't bring beer onto the premises.Copy !req
6. - What? You can't drink in this pool?Copy !req
7. - That's kind of weird.
- Charlie, chug this.Copy !req
8. - Yeah, we'll pound 'em.
- We'll just have to finish these out here.Copy !req
9. - Here. Help us out. The boss isn't around.
- No. I'm-I'm good.Copy !req
10. - All right. More for us.
- You sure?Copy !req
11. I'm sure. Yeah. I'm gonna assume
you guys aren't members here.Copy !req
12. Just go ahead and sign us up.Copy !req
13. - We'll blaze through these in no time.
- Yeah.Copy !req
14. Actually, if you'd like
to join our swim club...Copy !req
15. you need to be sponsored
by two existing members.Copy !req
16. But I'm sorry to tell you, fellas...Copy !req
17. that membership is currently at capacity.Copy !req
18. - At capacity?
- Yeah.Copy !req
19. - We're in the middle of a terrible heat wave...Copy !req
20. and you happen to be at capacity... for us.Copy !req
21. Well, you can try the public pool, but...Copy !req
22. Oh, thank you.
Thank you for your suggestion.Copy !req
23. - We're out of here. Let's go.
- Yeah.Copy !req
24. - you.
- You don't have to... Oh. Sir.Copy !req
25. I cannot believe that that just happened,
in this day and age.Copy !req
26. I know.
I can't believe there's such a big list.Copy !req
27. Mm-mmm. Don't you get it, dude?Copy !req
28. They'll always be "at capacity" for us.Copy !req
29. I don't get that at all.
Is that what he said?Copy !req
30. Don't you get it? We got big-timed, dude.
He called us lower class.Copy !req
31. - He called us lower class?
- Yeah.Copy !req
32. Yeah, but I wouldn't argue with that, dude.
We're definitely lower class.Copy !req
33. Yeah, I'm not disputing that fact, dude.Copy !req
34. I'm saying we shouldn't get boxed out for it.
It's bullshit.Copy !req
35. Honestly, I just wanna go swimming.Copy !req
36. Should we suck it up and
go to the public pool?Copy !req
37. Ugh! Gross, dude. I will not go
to that disgusting public pool.Copy !req
38. People there are gross.Copy !req
39. - I got a good idea. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
40. There she is.Copy !req
41. This is what I'm talking about, bro.Copy !req
42. Man, the old diving pool.Copy !req
43. Remember how much fun
we used to have here?Copy !req
44. - It's all deep end.
- Hell, yeah, we had fun, dude.Copy !req
45. You know why?
Because this was a pool for people like us.Copy !req
46. Street guys. And I think it's clear
why it looks like shit now.Copy !req
47. 'Cause Jamie Nelson drowned in it.Copy !req
48. What?Copy !req
49. No. No, I was gonna say it was
because of a pattern of discrimination...Copy !req
50. because this was a pool
for lower-class people.Copy !req
51. - Dude, what?
- Yeah.Copy !req
52. Look, dude, I say it's time we take matters
into our own hands with this.Copy !req
53. - What you thinking?
- I'm saying we fix up this pool.Copy !req
54. - Ahh!Copy !req
55. Man, I'm gonna have to keep tinkering with the A.
C. 'cause I can't feel it at all.Copy !req
56. Can you feel it?Copy !req
57. Charlie, you gotta focus, okay?
A pool is a major investment.Copy !req
58. So if we're gonna get Frank
on board with this...Copy !req
59. we have to approach him as equals.Copy !req
60. - Okay. Is that why you got that gold chain?
- That's why I got the gold chain.Copy !req
61. Okay.
I see what you're going after here.Copy !req
62. - Hey, Frank!
- Yeah.Copy !req
63. We have a little bit of a presentation for you.
Can you come down?Copy !req
64. Oh, what's up? What's with the sheet?Copy !req
65. Not just yet, okay? Please, have a seat.Copy !req
66. Charlie, get Frank a beer.Copy !req
67. - Don't do airplane noises. Just give him the beer.Copy !req
68. - Good move.
- Why don't we get beers?Copy !req
69. Because you're not even
supposed to be here.Copy !req
70. - Frank is the audience. Just keep your mouth shut.
- Sheet, sheet, sheet.Copy !req
71. Okay, ready. Hey, ho, here we go!Copy !req
72. Boom! Pool!Copy !req
73. Charlie and I found this abandoned pool
that we used to swim in when we were kids.Copy !req
74. - It's full of branches and shit.
- It's a big mess.Copy !req
75. If we have a little bit of money,
we can clean it up...Copy !req
76. - Pass.
- Just let me finish.Copy !req
77. - I have a whole thing...
- Pass. It's too much work. What else you got?Copy !req
78. Is this 'cause you guys are still all pissed
off about not getting into that swim club?Copy !req
79. If you guys were there,
you would know how we feel.Copy !req
80. No, no, no. Stop yourself right there.
We would not know how it feels...Copy !req
81. 'cause Dee and I would have waltzed
right into that swim club.Copy !req
82. Yeah, you don't lump Dennis and me
in with you. We're high class, so...Copy !req
83. You should've seen this guy.
He would have lumped the shit out of you.Copy !req
84. - We live in the same apartment.
- Let me explain to you guys...Copy !req
85. a little something about how class works.Copy !req
86. You're born into class.
It's about pedigree. It's about upbringing.Copy !req
87. It has nothing to do
with your present circumstances.Copy !req
88. Dennis and I were born upper class...Copy !req
89. and therefore we currently are
and will forever remain upper class.Copy !req
90. Frank, stop picking your teeth
for one second and back us up on this.Copy !req
91. I quit on that shit. You understand?Copy !req
92. I quit on it.
I don't give a rat's ass about class.Copy !req
93. I live on the fringe.
Fringe class is where I am.Copy !req
94. You're in the fringe class. I still maintain
that Dee and I are in the upper class.Copy !req
95. All this talk has really got me thinking
about taking a dip.Copy !req
96. - I'm hot as shit, Dee.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
97. - We could go pop a hydrant.Copy !req
98. - We'd beat the heat that way.
- I'm not popping shit.Copy !req
99. That's about as low class as it gets. Dee?Copy !req
100. - Swim club.
- Swim club.Copy !req
101. - Later, bitches.
- Okay.Copy !req
102. Sorry, sir. We are at capacity.Copy !req
103. Capacity? That is unbelievable...Copy !req
104. that you would use
the word "capacity" with us.Copy !req
105. We truly could not admit you, even if
you had the sponsors, which you don't.Copy !req
106. Well, we know you. You could sponsor us.Copy !req
107. I don't know what kind of idea you have
about us, but we, sir, are like you.Copy !req
108. Uh, send a little something sweet
his way maybe.Copy !req
109. - Oh. A little sweetness, huh?
- Want a little something sweet?Copy !req
110. - If that's the only language he understands.
- In the mood for sweets?Copy !req
111. Sir, please, you're just
embarrassing yourself now.Copy !req
112. Oh, I'm embarrassing?Copy !req
113. - I'm embarrassing myself?Copy !req
114. Said the elitist pool guy.Copy !req
115. Dee, I don't even think I'd want to be
a part of some exclusionary pool club...Copy !req
116. propagated by this-this man,
this-this hatemonger.Copy !req
117. Oh, yeah, I'm with you. I bet you
don't even have any black people here.Copy !req
118. Excuse me, ma'am, but there
is an African-American family right there.Copy !req
119. Well, good for you. You keep a couple
of token ones around, do you?Copy !req
120. - Parade 'em around like dancing monkeys?
- Right. Oh, no...Copy !req
121. - I didn't mean it like that.
- Monkeys?Copy !req
122. - It's a phrase that means performing on command.
- It's a phrase.Copy !req
123. - It-It-It...
- Listen.Copy !req
124. You are more than happy
to try the public pool.Copy !req
125. Oh, can we? Well, maybe we will.Copy !req
126. Yeah, because we have class.Copy !req
127. And having class means being able
to mix with people that are beneath you.Copy !req
128. - Mm-hmm.
- Come on.Copy !req
129. Your shirt doesn't even fit, by the way.Copy !req
130. If you wanna be an elitist,
get yourself a tailor.Copy !req
131. - Oh.Copy !req
132. - Oh! Oh!
- No, Dee, that's...Copy !req
133. - severely lacking in class.
- Yeah. Too much? My bad. Got carried away.Copy !req
134. Oh, Jesus Christ.
This is like a goddamn zoo.Copy !req
135. Uh, there's a very
disturbing lack of adults here.Copy !req
136. That girl just jumped in
with her sneakers on.Copy !req
137. These people all have sneakers on.Copy !req
138. You know what's happening here?Copy !req
139. We're just experiencing
a little bit of culture shock.Copy !req
140. These people are very different from the people
that are at our normal pool environment...Copy !req
141. and this whole environment
is very different.Copy !req
142. And that's okay.
That's okay. It's not a bad thing.Copy !req
143. - Dennis. Deandra.
- What are you doing here?Copy !req
144. I tried to pop a hydrant, but there
was no lookout, so I got shut down.Copy !req
145. I see that you have a towel.
Where did you get that?Copy !req
146. I don't see any attendants around here.Copy !req
147. Oh, I bartered fringe style
with that guy over there.Copy !req
148. I gave him a bite of my hot dog,
he's letting me use his towel.Copy !req
149. - Want a bite?
- No.Copy !req
150. - Yo, Mac!
- Yeah.Copy !req
151. Hey, dude. I think this right here
has got "keeper pile" written all over it.Copy !req
152. We could probably set
some of this up strategically...Copy !req
153. to represent where all the cool shit
in the pool's gonna be.Copy !req
154. Like this rusty bike frame?Copy !req
155. We could be, like,
"That's where the swim-up bar is."Copy !req
156. - Swim-up bar. That's good, dude.
- Yeah.Copy !req
157. Man, I got a whole plan.Copy !req
158. We'll dip one of those cans
with the string on it into the water...Copy !req
159. and when we're underwater,
we'll place our order.Copy !req
160. "Two beers, please." And when we swim
up to the top, Dennis hands them to us.Copy !req
161. Well, I was thinking
we'd be at capacity for Dennis...Copy !req
162. but I guess if he's serving us, then that
makes him lower than us, so that's cool.Copy !req
163. He'll be lower than us.
Don't worry about that.Copy !req
164. I don't wanna put a tin can in the water
with a string 'cause we're not eight.Copy !req
165. I just thought it'd be cool.
Put it in your ear. Put it in your mouth.Copy !req
166. Yeah, that's not cool, but...Copy !req
167. - Well, it's classy.
- Neither.Copy !req
168. All right. Well, you wanna pop down here
and help me chuck this mattress out?Copy !req
169. - Yeah.
- It's the last big thing I got.Copy !req
170. Yeah, we'll get all of this out of here.Copy !req
171. Ooh! God, dude, it's really squishy.Copy !req
172. Yeah, it's covered in chlorine water,
but it's clean.Copy !req
173. There hasn't been chlorine in here
since Jamie Nelson.Copy !req
174. But it's probably like raw sewage
that's been sitting here.Copy !req
175. Yeah, it's got a sewagey smell.Copy !req
176. - Yeah. All right.
- Let's just chuck it out. Ready?Copy !req
177. - Yeah, let's get it out of here.
- Give it a boost.Copy !req
178. - You ready?
- One, two, three.Copy !req
179. - Whoo!Copy !req
180. - I'm strong, dude.
- I'm definitely getting stronger.Copy !req
181. - Whoo!
- Wow, dude. This pool is sweet, man. It's super deep.Copy !req
182. Yeah, I know. I know.Copy !req
183. Yeah. Hey, dude, um, how have you
been getting in and out of here?Copy !req
184. I was climbing up the mattress...
sort of like a ladder-type situation.Copy !req
185. Aw, shit.Copy !req
186. Well...Copy !req
187. Are we stuck in here?Copy !req
188. I think we're stuck.Copy !req
189. Help!Copy !req
190. - Help!
- Help!Copy !req
191. - Come on!
- Come on, man.Copy !req
192. I can't even make out an angle
to do a lap or anything.Copy !req
193. - Ow! Son of a bitch!
- Wha-Wha-What?Copy !req
194. I just stepped on broken glass. Ow!Copy !req
195. Oh, my God. There are shards of broken
glass all over the bottom of the pool.Copy !req
196. Well, now I know
why people are wearing shoes.Copy !req
197. - Yeah. Now the shoes make a lot of sense.
- Okay. Frank.Copy !req
198. What in the hell are you doing
with that watermelon, man?Copy !req
199. - You ever play this game?
- No.Copy !req
200. You grease the watermelon up,
you throw it in the pool.Copy !req
201. Everybody goes crazy trying to grab it.
They can't grab it.Copy !req
202. Greased watermelon!Copy !req
203. - Here it comes! Try to grab it!
- Oh, no!Copy !req
204. Come on.Copy !req
205. Come on.Copy !req
206. Ugh. I can't believe you borrowed
hot dog guy's towel.Copy !req
207. - Yeah, well, I'm not proud of it.
- Gross.Copy !req
208. - I have a proposition.
- I have a proposition too.Copy !req
209. Let me walk in front of you so you
don't get your blood all over my feet.Copy !req
210. That's fair.
Why don't we call Mac and Charlie?Copy !req
211. I just feel like their pool
has gotta be better than this.Copy !req
212. No. We don't want them to know
we didn't get into the private swim club.Copy !req
213. - Oh, son of a bitch!
- What?Copy !req
214. Which one of you little shits
stole my shoes? Goddamn it!Copy !req
215. - I'm putting out a feeler call.Copy !req
216. Stride, stride, stride, stride, execute.Copy !req
217. Ah! Ah!Copy !req
218. Okay. I think I see
what the problem is though.Copy !req
219. This move is intended for a back flip...Copy !req
220. and what I need to do is a front flip.Copy !req
221. If you needed a back flip,
I'd be up that wall in a second, bro.Copy !req
222. - No, you just wouldn't...
- Yeah.Copy !req
223. You just would not because you don't know
how to do a back flip.Copy !req
224. - Charlie, I do back flips every single day of my life.
- No, you don't.Copy !req
225. I have never seen you... Do a back flip
right now. Can I see one? Let's see one.Copy !req
226. Well, I need to stay focused and conserve
energy, and that's, you know... Come on.Copy !req
227. What if I need to do a back flip later?Copy !req
228. You're not gonna need to!
You need to do some kind of flip now!Copy !req
229. And you don't know how 'cause you
don't know how to flip or do karate!Copy !req
230. All you know how to do
is talk me into doing shit...Copy !req
231. - where I get stuck in a pool where I'm definitely gonna die!Copy !req
232. Oh, wait. My phone's ringing.
Hang on. My phone's ringing.Copy !req
233. You've had a cell phone this entire time, dude?
Are you kidding me?Copy !req
234. Shh. Yello!Copy !req
235. Hey, Charlie. Hey.
Dennis and I were just...Copy !req
236. No, no. Leave my name out of it.Copy !req
237. It's Dee and Dennis, dude.
They'll rescue us.Copy !req
238. - No, dude. Do not tell them that we're stuck in here.
- Why?Copy !req
239. Because getting stuck in an abandoned pool
is extremely low class.Copy !req
240. Dennis will sink his teeth into it.Copy !req
241. I feel like if I talk to him,
it's gonna slip out.Copy !req
242. - Just don't let it slip out.
- But I kind of wanna tell him.Copy !req
243. - Just give me the phone.
- We're stuck in a pool!Copy !req
244. - Shh, shh.Copy !req
245. It's Mac.Copy !req
246. How's it going over there in your,
uh, deserted mine shaft or whatever?Copy !req
247. It's pretty sweet here. Okay?Copy !req
248. It's very private. Probably way more
private than your piece-of-shit pool.Copy !req
249. - Really? Well, I doubt that, you know.Copy !req
250. Is that Mexican music?Copy !req
251. Uh, you know,
that's... it's... You know what it is.Copy !req
252. It's one of the attendants.
He's walking around with... a ghetto blaster...Copy !req
253. serving us drinks and just
making us comfortable, giving us hats.Copy !req
254. Uh... Uh...
Why does it sound so echoey over there?Copy !req
255. Nothing but relaxation going on over here.Copy !req
256. - It's very relaxey.
- We're stuck in the pool!Copy !req
257. And, uh, that's probably
what you're hearing is the relaxation.Copy !req
258. Hey! Hey! Those are my shoes!Copy !req
259. What?Copy !req
260. Uh, the attendant, you know,
he just walked off with my shoes...Copy !req
261. and...
it made me mad because he didn't ask.Copy !req
262. - But...
- But...Copy !req
263. But it's great because in the end
I'm gonna end up with polished shoes.Copy !req
264. You know how it goes. Okay, bye.Copy !req
265. Damn it, dude. That private pool's awesome.
They have attendants.Copy !req
266. Oh, my God.
Who's in attendance? How many people?Copy !req
267. She didn't say anything...
No, people that wait on them hand and foot.Copy !req
268. - Oh, my God. Really?
- Yes. Oh, my God.Copy !req
269. - Dude, since when do you have a cell phone?Copy !req
270. I buy 'em all the time.Copy !req
271. You prepay for it,
and then you buy it and you throw it away.Copy !req
272. - There's a name for it.
- A burner?Copy !req
273. - A burner! That's a burner.
- This is what drug dealers buy.Copy !req
274. - Oh, really?
- This is a very specific sect of lower class, okay?Copy !req
275. This is like... This is like felon class.Copy !req
276. - Felon class, huh?
- God! All right, okay, so let me see.Copy !req
277. Who are we gonna call?
We can't call the police because...Copy !req
278. - We're trespassing.
- Yeah.Copy !req
279. I got an idea. Let's order some food.Copy !req
280. - Oh! Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
281. And then we'll have the delivery guy come,
and he can help us out.Copy !req
282. Perfect. And we can get
some Chinese food...Copy !req
283. 'cause that's the classiest poolside food
you can have.Copy !req
284. Yeah, we probably shouldn't
get Chinese though...Copy !req
285. because those delivery guys
are always Chinese...Copy !req
286. and he won't understand
a word we're saying...Copy !req
287. - and plus, he's probably gonna be too short.
- Ooh.Copy !req
288. - Yeah.
- I could really go for some Chinese food though, man.Copy !req
289. - That'd be good.
- But we're not actually eating the food.Copy !req
290. - So...
- I'm gonna eat the food, for sure. I'm starving.Copy !req
291. You know what, dude? Let me handle it.
I'm gonna call pizza delivery.Copy !req
292. Pizza. We're gonna get some pizza.Copy !req
293. It'll be some big Italian lug,
and he'll fish us out of here.Copy !req
294. - Fish sounds good. See if they have fish there.
- I'll ask.Copy !req
295. This place is a shit-hole.
I motion for Mac and Charlie's pool.Copy !req
296. - It just didn't sound like it was that bad over there.
- Look...Copy !req
297. there is absolutely no way in hell
I'm letting Mac and Charlie know...Copy !req
298. that we didn't get into that swim club.Copy !req
299. - Ow!Copy !req
300. - What?
- What the hell?Copy !req
301. - What? What happened?
- What was that?Copy !req
302. - What?
- That's a rock, Dennis.Copy !req
303. These kids are throwing rocks
at each other for fun.Copy !req
304. What kind of savages throw rocks
at each other to have fun times?Copy !req
305. I am done with this place.
We need to take another run at that swim club.Copy !req
306. Yeah, well, we better
before I lose it and I drown a child.Copy !req
307. Here you go.Copy !req
308. We ate the watermelon.Copy !req
309. Butter me up. I'm gonna be the watermelon
and jump in the pool.Copy !req
310. - Do my back. I can't do my back. Go ahead.Copy !req
311. Get ready for a rock in the eye, bro.Copy !req
312. - Ahh!Copy !req
313. - Oh!
- Oh, no.Copy !req
314. Ow! That one really hurt.Copy !req
315. - Truce, truce.
- That one really hurt.Copy !req
316. - No more throwing rocks, right?
- Hello?Copy !req
317. - Hello? Hello?
- Ho-ho!Copy !req
318. - Hey! Hello!
- Hey!Copy !req
319. Hey, you guys order a pizza?Copy !req
320. You gotta be kidding me. He's Chinese.Copy !req
321. I know, but his English sounds pretty good,
and he's big too, right?Copy !req
322. Hey, we're stuck in this pool, dude.
Can you help us out?Copy !req
323. - Is this a prank?
- No, no.Copy !req
324. Look, dude, we'll pay you first,
and then help us out of here.Copy !req
325. - Charlie, you got some cash?
- Uh, no. Shit.Copy !req
326. Check your front pockets.
What are you doing?Copy !req
327. I cut them off 'cause they were
overshooting the bottom of my shorts.Copy !req
328. - Forget it. I'm out of here.
- No, no, wait!Copy !req
329. - We'll give you a gold chain.
- Ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
330. - Toss it up.
- Okay.Copy !req
331. - There you go.
- Toss that pizza down too. I'm starving.Copy !req
332. - Wanna get some of this pizza?
- We might as well. I haven't eaten.Copy !req
333. - Here it is.
- Oh!Copy !req
334. - No! Dude!
- Sorry.Copy !req
335. Hey, bro, just toss down that hose,
then you can pull us up.Copy !req
336. - See that hose right there?
- That'd be good. Just pull us up.Copy !req
337. - Here you go.
- That's it.Copy !req
338. All right. Here we go.Copy !req
339. Ah, that's perfect. That's perfect.Copy !req
340. Hey, this chain's fake as shit, man.Copy !req
341. I'm sorry, dude. He's white trash.Copy !req
342. - Don't take it personally. Don't take it personally.
- I'm out of here.Copy !req
343. - Pull us up!
- Don't go!Copy !req
344. All right, whatever.
No problem. No problem.Copy !req
345. - You can just climb it.
- I'm just gonna climb right up.Copy !req
346. - All right. Climb up.
- Stand back, 'cause it takes a real man to do this.Copy !req
347. You ready, bro?Copy !req
348. - Oh! Whoa!Copy !req
349. Aw, man!Copy !req
350. Oh, dude.Copy !req
351. - All right, that's it. I'm calling Dennis.
- No.Copy !req
352. Don't you understand?
This pool is our bootstraps...Copy !req
353. and it's lifting us up
into the middle class, dude.Copy !req
354. Well, just accept the fact
that you're white trash, all right?Copy !req
355. Take a look at yourself.
You can't do back flips.Copy !req
356. You don't know karate. You're white trash!Copy !req
357. You're white trash too, dude.
Those shorts are white trash.Copy !req
358. Do not call the shorts white trash.Copy !req
359. Dennis told me about these shorts.
They're not white trash.Copy !req
360. Look at this.
Look at this. Look what I can do.Copy !req
361. What is white trash about that?
Don't call me white trash.Copy !req
362. I feel like if I had
that kind of mobility...Copy !req
363. I'd be capable of almost,
well, pretty much anything.Copy !req
364. Well, yeah,
maybe then you could get the flip.Copy !req
365. - Although I really doubt it.
- I could probably get that flip.Copy !req
366. - Can we just call Dennis?
- Fine. Call Dennis.Copy !req
367. Yeah... Oh, shit, dude.Copy !req
368. I put the phone in my front pocket.Copy !req
369. Goddamn it.Copy !req
370. How is this gonna work? We look bad.Copy !req
371. We're getting in this pool
if it's the last thing we do.Copy !req
372. We just need two sponsors, and
we'll get in. Don't worry.Copy !req
373. You don't think we should go home
and take a shower first?Copy !req
374. - We don't have time to take a shower. Here we go.
- Oh.Copy !req
375. Hey, hey!Copy !req
376. - Hi, family, little ones.
- Hey!Copy !req
377. Hi, Mom.Copy !req
378. Sorry to jump out in front of you.Copy !req
379. But there is a bit of a heat wave going on
in Philly right now.Copy !req
380. - It's a terrific heat wave, and it's affecting everybody.
- It really is.Copy !req
381. And we were looking
to cool down a little bit.Copy !req
382. This pool,
that'd be a great place for us to cool off.Copy !req
383. Oh, yeah. And you know what?
We just need a couple of sponsors.Copy !req
384. Yeah, a couple of sponsors.
Hey, Dee, you're bleeding a little bit.Copy !req
385. Is it bleeding? Is it happening?Copy !req
386. Kids, don't touch the blood.Copy !req
387. Hey, guys,
I got kicked out of that other pool.Copy !req
388. This Filipino lady went crazy on me.Copy !req
389. She started scratching me
like a velociraptor.Copy !req
390. It stings like... Ah!Copy !req
391. Excuse me. What is happening here?Copy !req
392. These people are bleeding
all over the place.Copy !req
393. - We're not bleeding all over the place.
- All over the place?Copy !req
394. Mrs. Baines,
I am sorry if they were harassing you.Copy !req
395. - Please have a wonderful day. We'll see you very soon.
- Hey, kids.Copy !req
396. Listen, buddy, you gotta let
us in the pool. It's so hot.Copy !req
397. Try to understand.Copy !req
398. We are at capacity.Copy !req
399. We're not at capacity,
'cause I can see the pool from here.Copy !req
400. We are at capacity, sir!Copy !req
401. - I'm jumping in the pool!
- Yeah. Plus I'm gonna piss in it.Copy !req
402. I'm jumping in the pool!Copy !req
403. All right.Copy !req
404. You see, Charlie, this
is a proper memorial.Copy !req
405. I think Jamie Nelson would have liked this.Copy !req
406. Yeah. I like the skateboard,
'cause Jamie loved skateboarding.Copy !req
407. - He did like skateboarding.
- Not much of a swimmer.Copy !req
408. - Not a very good swimmer. No, he wasn't.
- No.Copy !req
409. Okay, well, I think we can both agree...Copy !req
410. that we need to make sure
that his spirit does not haunt us.Copy !req
411. Yes. We definitely wanna
ward off his spirit.Copy !req
412. - So if you know any voodoo or whatever, go ahead and...
- Should we join hands?Copy !req
413. Well, it's not called voodoo, okay?
This is the Lord our Savior.Copy !req
414. - All right. Okay.
- Okay, here we go.Copy !req
415. Lamb of God who takes away...Copy !req
416. What is that? There's a lamb?Copy !req
417. - Charlie, let me do my thing.
- I'll just let you do your thing. All right.Copy !req
418. Lamb of God who taketh away
the souls of the world...Copy !req
419. Don't take his soul and get his soul out.Copy !req
420. You don't have to provide any kind of...
Let me just do my thing.Copy !req
421. I just wanna be sure
we get that spirit out of here.Copy !req
422. Alligator tooth and snakeskin...Copy !req
423. - Don't undermine my prayer with voodoo.
- Okay. Prayer.Copy !req
424. - Don't do it.
- I won't do it.Copy !req
425. take this spirit out of this pool.Copy !req
426. If you're not gonna take this seriously...Copy !req
427. I'm taking it perfectly seriously.Copy !req
428. - Where the hell is...
- Oh! Nice.Copy !req
429. This place is a shit-hole, huh?Copy !req
430. I don't know
why I thought it would look any different.Copy !req
431. - Get your spirit out of here.
- Hey, guys.Copy !req
432. - Hey!
- What the hell are you doing down there?Copy !req
433. - Nothing. We're just hanging out.
- We got stuck in this...Copy !req
434. Shut up. Shut up.
We're good. We're good. We're good.Copy !req
435. We're good. We're just chillin'.Copy !req
436. This is pathetic. The word "trashy"
just doesn't even do it justice.Copy !req
437. Whatever.
What are you guys even doing here?Copy !req
438. Go back to your fancy pool. We're fine.Copy !req
439. Fancy pool got... old after a while.Copy !req
440. Wait a second.
You guys didn't get into the pool, did you?Copy !req
441. - What?
- What?Copy !req
442. Oh, my God. You sons of bitches.Copy !req
443. You didn't get in.
Admit that you are low class, just like us.Copy !req
444. I'm not admitting shit
because I did get into that pool.Copy !req
445. - I just got tired of swimming in it.
- Then why are you here?Copy !req
446. - Why are you piping in, trash? You shut your mouth, trash.
- You're swimming in this...Copy !req
447. Why are you calling me trash?
I defended you earlier 'cause of these shorts.Copy !req
448. You're the ones that are trash.Copy !req
449. Sitting in the bottom of a pool
that's filled with trash, like trash.Copy !req
450. You guys are white trash.
Admit it right now.Copy !req
451. I hope you trash bags die at the bottom
of this pool like Jamie Nelson did.Copy !req
452. - Don't bring Jamie Nelson into this!
- Forget about it. Stop it.Copy !req
453. Just stop it.Copy !req
454. I think I have a way
for us to beat the heat tonight...Copy !req
455. Philly style.Copy !req
456. Yeah!Copy !req
457. - Oh, yes!
- Hit us, baby!Copy !req
458. - Dee, get the cup.Copy !req
459. - Get the cup.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
460. Oh, yes! All right!Copy !req
461. All right!Copy !req
462. - Yeah!
- [Whooping, Laughing]Copy !req
463. Watch your balls.Copy !req
464. English - US - SDHCopy !req