1. Thank you so much
for taking the time to meet with us.Copy !req
2. - Yes. This shouldn't take long.
- Uh-uh.Copy !req
3. - So, you'd like to buy a boat.
- Yes. We have recently...Copy !req
4. come into a considerable amount of money.Copy !req
5. We're not gonna bore you
with the details...Copy !req
6. but let's just say my friends here
set off on a certain towel venture...Copy !req
7. - Dicktowel.com.
- Yeah.Copy !req
8. - You're not supposed to talk about the name of it.
- That's true.Copy !req
9. Technically, we're doing a couple of things
on the hush-hush from Uncle Sam.Copy !req
10. The point is, we're flush.Copy !req
11. We are $2,500 flush, so
don't worry about that.Copy !req
12. We'd like to take some of that money...Copy !req
13. - and taste a little bit of the high life.
- Absolutely.Copy !req
14. We've also talked our friend into throwing
his entire life savings into the venture.Copy !req
15. That's right.
I'm in it for the lifestyle...Copy !req
16. as well as the great investment.Copy !req
17. Okay. Well, then what is it
you guys are looking for?Copy !req
18. Let's talk needs, please.
I'd like to talk needs first.Copy !req
19. Now, I have the need for speed.
It's very important. It's inherent.Copy !req
20. There's nothing I can do about it,
so speed is a must.Copy !req
21. Absolutely. But we are also looking
to entertain guests upon this boat, so...Copy !req
22. Yeah. We're gonna throw
some P. Diddy-style parties up on the deck.Copy !req
23. Um, can we talk shrimp for a minute?Copy !req
24. I'd like the boat to be able to haul in
a tremendous amount of shrimp...Copy !req
25. Sort of a Forrest Gump
size amount of shrimp.Copy !req
26. Um, you should be writing
this down, I think.Copy !req
27. Why are you not writing this down?Copy !req
28. Let me just see if I
have this right here...Copy !req
29. and, please, correct me if I'm wrong.Copy !req
30. It seems like what you
guys are looking for...Copy !req
31. is some sort
of a P. Diddy-style shrimping vessel.Copy !req
32. Oh, right!
You're a really good listener...Copy !req
33. and I didn't peg you for one
'cause of the pinky ring, but that's great.Copy !req
34. You know, I've got just the boat for you.Copy !req
35. Well, here she
is... the Drowning Sailor.Copy !req
36. But, uh, it doesn't meet,
well, any of your specs.Copy !req
37. I'm gonna level with you, pal.Copy !req
38. We saw this comin' a mile away.Copy !req
39. We've had our hearts set
on this boat thing for days now...Copy !req
40. which, in our world, is a level of focus...Copy !req
41. in which I personally
have never experienced.Copy !req
42. - But I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say...
- We'll take it!Copy !req
43. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
44. Wh-What are you doing? I was doing a thing.Copy !req
45. - Takin' a long time, dude.
- We wanted to buy a boat. Let's get the boat.Copy !req
46. It was taking a little while
because I was doing a presentation...Copy !req
47. What if someone walks down the deck
and makes an offer before us?Copy !req
48. Nobody's gonna make an offer
before I finish my thing.Copy !req
49. We're not the only people that want a boat.Copy !req
50. I'm confused.
Are you gonna take the boat or not?Copy !req
51. Yes, we're buying the boat.Copy !req
52. I wanted to add a little fanfare
into the situation...Copy !req
53. but my friends here couldn't wait for that.Copy !req
54. Yes, we're-we're taking the boat.Copy !req
55. What a score!Copy !req
56. - Houseboat, huh?
- Yeah. Abso...Copy !req
57. The houseboat offers
all the advantages of a house...Copy !req
58. but with the excitement of the sea.Copy !req
59. - Think of all the fish we're gonna catch.
- Not just fish, Frank.Copy !req
60. You gotta start thinking
about shrimp, okay?Copy !req
61. We're gonna be hauling in
so much shrimp every day...Copy !req
62. it's gonna pay for itself 10 times over.Copy !req
63. Picture tiny shrimp crawling
all over this boat, every inch of it.Copy !req
64. Guys, can we not focus on the shrimp?Copy !req
65. 'Cause we have so much work to do.Copy !req
66. It's a shrimp boat. I'd like to have
at least one conversation about shrimp.Copy !req
67. No, shrimp is
a very small aspect of the whole...Copy !req
68. Most important part of the...Copy !req
69. Tell you what. Shrimp or no shrimp,
I'm very excited about it...Copy !req
70. and I say we take this lady
out onto the sea and get loaded.Copy !req
71. Slow your roll there, Dee. The lady's
not quite ready to go out to the sea yet.Copy !req
72. There's a lot of prep work
that still has to be done.Copy !req
73. Actually,
Frank and Charlie, I want you to start...Copy !req
74. by scraping the barnacles
off the bottom of the boat...Copy !req
75. 'cause that probably
hasn't been done in years...Copy !req
76. while Dee and Mac and I
go into the inside...Copy !req
77. and check out the decor situation.Copy !req
78. - Huh?
- Mmm.Copy !req
79. - One word.
- Shrimp.Copy !req
80. Okay. Yeah. No. Just as I suspected.Copy !req
81. We got our work cut out for us, guys.Copy !req
82. This isn't Diddy-esque at all.Copy !req
83. No. We gotta get rid of all this shit.Copy !req
84. Are you guys crazy? This boat is awesome.Copy !req
85. How about a little of this?Copy !req
86. What the hell is that?Copy !req
87. This? That's my P. Diddy boat dance.
Uh-huh!Copy !req
88. You look like one of those inflatable
dancing things at the used-car lot...Copy !req
89. - the ones that flail around in the wind.
- No, I don't. I look good.Copy !req
90. No, Dee. That's exactly what you look like.Copy !req
91. I promise you that's what you look like.
You can't dance for shit.Copy !req
92. I can dance, and you don't know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
93. I'm gonna bring one in so you can see it.Copy !req
94. Okay. Why don't you bring the guy in.
We'll have a dance competition.Copy !req
95. I'm gonna be the judge of that contest.Copy !req
96. There's not gonna be a contest.
No, stop. Everybody stop. Shut up!Copy !req
97. No, nobody's bringing
any trashy inflatable man on this boat.Copy !req
98. Absolutely not. Dee, stop dancing.Copy !req
99. We're not there yet.
We have a lot of work to do first.Copy !req
100. Okay, Dee, since you didn't invest
any money in this venture...Copy !req
101. you're gonna be the one
that's got to do all the hard labor here...Copy !req
102. so I need you to get rid of all this shit,
and make the boat look nice, okay?Copy !req
103. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hard work? What are you talking about?Copy !req
104. Work first, and then you can do your weird,
inflatable tube-man P. Diddy dance.Copy !req
105. Or whatever it is.Copy !req
106. You know what I'm looking forward to...Copy !req
107. - is catching me some Delaware River catfish.
- Oh, yeah!Copy !req
108. They are so tasty!
I used to eat 'em when I was a kid.Copy !req
109. You can't buy 'em in the stores no more.Copy !req
110. - Why is that?
- The goddamned E.P.A. They says they're toxic.Copy !req
111. Toxic my ass.
I mean, they're just endangered.Copy !req
112. - Frank...
- They're tasty, man.Copy !req
113. This boat is the best investment
I ever made, man. I mean, it's huge!Copy !req
114. We're gonna pop over to the boat store
real quick and grab some, uh... Whoa!Copy !req
115. What the hell are you guys doing?Copy !req
116. - We're loading our gear.
- No, no, no, no. You should not be loading.Copy !req
117. No one should be bringing anything
onto the boat.Copy !req
118. You should be scraping, okay? So scrape.Copy !req
119. Oh, well, we're gonna scrape the boat.
We are gonna scrape the boat.Copy !req
120. Are you patronizing me?Copy !req
121. Don't patronize me. Don't do that.Copy !req
122. No one's patronizing you, all right?
Here's what we'll do.Copy !req
123. We'll scrape all these
little delicious oysters...Copy !req
124. or whatever off the side of the boat.Copy !req
125. We'll boil 'em up before you get back.Copy !req
126. - We'll cook 'em for you.
- There you go.Copy !req
127. No, those are barnacles.
Do not eat those. Do not serve them to us.Copy !req
128. - Okay, all that.
- Honestly, don't eat those.Copy !req
129. - You'll get very, very sick, okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
130. Now that is a direct
order from your captain.Copy !req
131. Whoa! Since when are you the captain?Copy !req
132. Clearly I'm the captain.
Who else would be the captain?Copy !req
133. I feel like I would be the captain. Dennis?Copy !req
134. - I don't give a shit.
- I'm captain! I called it! Locked in.Copy !req
135. Boom. Scrape. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.Copy !req
136. - I ain't scraping shit.
- No, we're not scraping!Copy !req
137. - No, no scraping.
- Here's what we're gonna do.Copy !req
138. - We're gonna fire up the boat, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
139. We're gonna take it out into the ocean.
We're gonna get some oysters.Copy !req
140. - And shrimp.
- And shrimpies!Copy !req
141. - Toss me the keys.
- Here you go.Copy !req
142. What the hell was that?Copy !req
143. It's the keys. I threw 'em right at ya.Copy !req
144. I asked you to toss 'em!
You threw 'em overhand!Copy !req
145. - That's the way I throw.
- Jump in there and get 'em.Copy !req
146. - I'm not going in there. I don't sink.
- What?Copy !req
147. I get in there,
I just bob around like a cauliflower.Copy !req
148. Don't give me lines.
Jump in the ocean and get the damn keys.Copy !req
149. No, I'm not going in.Copy !req
150. Charlie, I'm not going in.
It's your boat. You go on in.Copy !req
151. You son of a bitch.Copy !req
152. All right.Copy !req
153. Uh, I got us some turpentine, some wax
and some high-gloss boat paint.Copy !req
154. - This shit is really expensive.
- You're telling me.Copy !req
155. I picked us up
some new slacks and Docksiders...Copy !req
156. so we could have the right look
and fit in and everything.Copy !req
157. We're running pretty low
on remaining dick towel money though.Copy !req
158. - We got to fill that thing up with gas.
- I know, man.Copy !req
159. We got to pop by the department store,
pick up the mattress.Copy !req
160. I want to get a nice one too. You know?Copy !req
161. The what? The mattress?
What do we need a mattress for?Copy !req
162. What do you mean
what do we need a mattress for?Copy !req
163. Why do you think we just spent
all that money on a boat?Copy !req
164. The whole purpose of buying the boat...Copy !req
165. was to get the ladies
nice and tipsy topside...Copy !req
166. so we can take them
to a nice comfortable place below deck...Copy !req
167. and, you know, they can't refuse...Copy !req
168. because of the implication.Copy !req
169. Oh. Uh, okay.Copy !req
170. You had me going there for the first part.Copy !req
171. The second half kind of threw me.Copy !req
172. Well, dude, think about it.Copy !req
173. She's out in the middle of nowhere
with some dude she barely knows.Copy !req
174. She looks around, and what does she see?
Nothing but open ocean.Copy !req
175. "Ah, there's nowhere for me to run.Copy !req
176. What am I going to do, say no?"Copy !req
177. - Okay. That...Copy !req
178. - That seems really dark.
- No, it's not dark. You're misunderstanding me, bro.Copy !req
179. - I think I am.
- Yeah, you are.Copy !req
180. - Because if the girl said no, then
the answer obviously is no. - No.Copy !req
181. The thing is, she's not gonna say no.Copy !req
182. She would never say no,
because of the implication.Copy !req
183. Now, you've said that word "implication"
a couple of times.Copy !req
184. Wh-What implication?Copy !req
185. The implication that things might go wrong
for her if she refuses to sleep with me.Copy !req
186. Now, not that things
are gonna go wrong for her...Copy !req
187. but she's thinking that they will.Copy !req
188. But it sounds like
she doesn't want to have sex with you.Copy !req
189. - Why aren't you understanding this?
- I don't...Copy !req
190. She doesn't know whether she wants
to have sex with me. That's not the issue.Copy !req
191. - Are you gonna hurt women?
- I'm not going to hurt these women.Copy !req
192. - Why would I ever hurt these women?
- I don't know.Copy !req
193. - I feel like you're not getting this.
- I'm not getting it.Copy !req
194. Goddamn.Copy !req
195. Don't you look at me like that.
You certainly wouldn't be in any danger.Copy !req
196. - So they are in danger?
- No one's in any danger.Copy !req
197. How can I make that any more clear to you?Copy !req
198. Okay, it's an implication of danger.Copy !req
199. - You know what? Just drop it.
- Let's drop it.Copy !req
200. Buy your shit and let's get out of here.Copy !req
201. Oh, Charlie. Charlie, you got 'em?Copy !req
202. - No keys. Can't find 'em.
- What?Copy !req
203. - I found a couple cool things.
- What?Copy !req
204. - I got a tooth.
- Ooh, look at that.Copy !req
205. - It's like a horse's tooth or something.
- Ah, yeah.Copy !req
206. And look at this bullet.Copy !req
207. Ooh! This is a war relic.Copy !req
208. This could be valuable.Copy !req
209. What the hell happened down there?
Some kind of horse massacre?Copy !req
210. - Could be.
- Could be, right?Copy !req
211. - Yeah.
- There's so much cool shit down there...Copy !req
212. I'm gonna keep diving, looking for it.Copy !req
213. I need a flashlight 'cause it's dark.Copy !req
214. Flashlight coming up.Copy !req
215. Just toss it to me real quick.Copy !req
216. - Come on, man.
- I throw overhand, Charlie. Ooh.Copy !req
217. Aw, just throwing all these old, like...Copy !req
218. dolls and compasses
and hair brushes and shit overboard.Copy !req
219. Mac and Dennis are making me clean up.Copy !req
220. - Well, this is a shit-hole, isn't it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
221. - Maybe we should gut it.
- All right.Copy !req
222. Let's see. Ooh.Copy !req
223. Ah! Here we go.Copy !req
224. Now let's see.
Start with this beautiful baby here.Copy !req
225. Whoa!Copy !req
226. Crash and burn.Copy !req
227. Holy mackerel.Copy !req
228. Die, you sucker!Copy !req
229. Oh, baby, look out.Copy !req
230. Whoa!Copy !req
231. That ain't good.Copy !req
232. Whoa, Christ!Copy !req
233. Think about, like,
all the movies and the books...Copy !req
234. and all the stories
of all the terrible, awful, awful things...Copy !req
235. that have happened
out in the middle of the ocean.Copy !req
236. You know, that's the stuff
that's rattling around in her head...Copy !req
237. informing her decision
as to whether she sleeps with me or not.Copy !req
238. That's all I'm saying.
It's not like a big thing or...Copy !req
239. Uh-huh.Copy !req
240. Look, I need you to understand this, okay?Copy !req
241. - You're making it seem like I'm some sort of monster.
- Yeah, okay.Copy !req
242. Hey, wha...
What is going on in there?Copy !req
243. - Like this?
- It's more like a rolling sway.Copy !req
244. What the hell are you guys doing in here?Copy !req
245. Oh, my God.
What the hell did you do to our boat?Copy !req
246. - Uh, we were cleaning it.
- Wow, wow, wow. What's that all about?Copy !req
247. You're just breaking
everything in this boat.Copy !req
248. You were supposed to be fixing it up
and making it look nice.Copy !req
249. - Crew meeting! Crew meeting!Copy !req
250. - Where is Charlie?
- He's in the water.Copy !req
251. What is he doing in the water?Copy !req
252. Charlie.Copy !req
253. - What are you doing?
- Oh, hey, guys, come here.Copy !req
254. You are not going to believe
how much cool shit is under the boat.Copy !req
255. There's like a whole
world of ancient stuff.Copy !req
256. There was a horse massacre
in the Revolutionary time...Copy !req
257. and then there's like a pirate ship.Copy !req
258. Like, I found all these old pretty little dolls.
She's pretty, right?Copy !req
259. - No.
- Maybe like a brush...Copy !req
260. - Like a pirate was brushing his hair...
- No!Copy !req
261. killed a horse and then
jumped in the ocean.Copy !req
262. Goddamn it!
I've been cleaning up in there for hours...Copy !req
263. throwing this shit overboard,
and you're just dragging it all back up.Copy !req
264. You've been dumping the trash in the ocean?Copy !req
265. Wait, wait. Why are you
swimming in the water in the first place?Copy !req
266. - He dropped the keys in the water.
- I did not.Copy !req
267. All right, first of all,
he threw the keys at me overhand.Copy !req
268. You should have seen this throw.Copy !req
269. We leave you guys alone for 45 minutes...Copy !req
270. and you destroy the interior of the boat,
you lose the keys...Copy !req
271. I can get those keys.Copy !req
272. I need you guys to buy some scuba equipment
so I can stay down there longer.Copy !req
273. Do you realize how much money
scuba equipment costs?Copy !req
274. No. Rent the cheap stuff.
Just rent some cheap stuff, all right?Copy !req
275. In the meantime,
we'll clear all this stuff off.Copy !req
276. We'll start to paint, all right?Copy !req
277. By the time you guys come back, I promise you,
I promise, the boat will be looking better.Copy !req
278. I can't tell. Is he patronizing me again?
I can't even tell anymore.Copy !req
279. No. What he's saying is really stupid,
but it's sincere, okay?Copy !req
280. It's sincere this time.
You're just a little sensitive to it now.Copy !req
281. - Sorry, Charlie.
- I'm sorry too.Copy !req
282. That was patronizing!
You can't patronize your captain.Copy !req
283. - Come on. Come on.
- That's a sea law.Copy !req
284. Yo, dude.Copy !req
285. You realize
how much boating equipment costs?Copy !req
286. It's crazy. It's astronomical.Copy !req
287. I can't believe how much
they charge for this shit.Copy !req
288. You know, Dee,
Frank and Charlie are driving me crazy.Copy !req
289. We're spending all of our dick towel money.Copy !req
290. They're throwing keys into the water
and losing everything.Copy !req
291. You're not even listening to me.Copy !req
292. No, I heard you.
You said a bunch of words. Look at this.Copy !req
293. - What is that?
- It's like some kind of dock party mixer, dude.Copy !req
294. It's a flyer.
Look at these chicks. And an anchor.Copy !req
295. Dude, that's what we need to be doing.Copy !req
296. We need to mix it up at mixers with
other boat people and living the lifestyle.Copy !req
297. You're right. Okay, cool.Copy !req
298. - And then we'll be back in the high life again.
- Yeah.Copy !req
299. - Like Stevie Nicks.
- That's actually Steve Winwood.Copy !req
300. - Right. Same dude, right?
- It's not the same dude.Copy !req
301. Actually, one's not even a dude.Copy !req
302. - Are you sure?
- Yeah, I'm sure.Copy !req
303. It doesn't matter, dude.
I love that song. Let's buy that CD.Copy !req
304. Well, first of all, I love that song too.Copy !req
305. That's why I already own the CD.Copy !req
306. I own all of Steve Winwood's shit.
You should know this.Copy !req
307. Secondly, we have not been
on the same page all day.Copy !req
308. We can't be spending money
on CDs that I already own.Copy !req
309. We're spending too much money as it is.Copy !req
310. It's bad enough I let you buy that
stupid inflatable guy from the car lot.Copy !req
311. - ♪ Wanna get dirty♪Copy !req
312. Stop it!Copy !req
313. Stop it! Goddamn it, don't!Copy !req
314. It's not the puffy guy. It's this music...Copy !req
315. - This aggressive music you're playing.
- Huh?Copy !req
316. This is not boat music.Copy !req
317. It's got nothing to do with the music.Copy !req
318. Listen to me. Listen to me!Copy !req
319. I'm turning it off.Copy !req
320. Riled you up.Copy !req
321. - Yo, you guys.
- Look at you... Fighting with a green guy.Copy !req
322. You're never going to believe what I just
found floating off the end of the boat.Copy !req
323. Okay, I'm scraping those little
delicious oysters off the bottom, right?Copy !req
324. - Why is this turned off?
- You're back. You don't even...Copy !req
325. I got to say, guys, I'm very impressed.Copy !req
326. The boat's really starting to come along.
I didn't think you guys had it in you.Copy !req
327. There's a couple more brushes here
and a little paint.Copy !req
328. Get to work.
We'll do the trim and then we'll be done.Copy !req
329. Us? Oh, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
330. We're not going to be doing any of that.Copy !req
331. You're not gonna be doing any of that?
What do you mean?Copy !req
332. We're not gonna be doing any of the work.Copy !req
333. That's what you guys are doing.
That was the whole deal.Copy !req
334. - No, we got a party to get ready for.
- Yeah.Copy !req
335. We're going to do all the work
while you guys go to a party?Copy !req
336. - We got to socialize.
- I could socialize.Copy !req
337. Uh, no. Not looking like you're looking.Copy !req
338. You're covered in paint and dirt
and grime and all kinds of shit.Copy !req
339. Your skin looks like leather
and you got blisters all over your lips.Copy !req
340. You guys look absolutely terrible.Copy !req
341. Well, we're out of here.Copy !req
342. So, Charlie...Copy !req
343. there's your, uh... here's your scuba gear.Copy !req
344. Find the keys. Just find 'em.Copy !req
345. Oh, guys... Keep up the good work.Copy !req
346. See, now they flipped it around.Copy !req
347. They're patronizing us.Copy !req
348. They're absolutely patronizing us, Frank.Copy !req
349. But don't take it to heart, 'cause I got
something that's going to cheer you up.Copy !req
350. - What?
- Guess who found the keys.Copy !req
351. - The keys!
- You found the keys!Copy !req
352. They were just floating under the boat.
They got a little floaty thing.Copy !req
353. This is amazing, by the way...
these floaty things. We should patent this.Copy !req
354. Okay, I think this is it.
Now this is much more our speed.Copy !req
355. These are the kind of people
we should be hanging out with.Copy !req
356. Man, now this is a boat.Copy !req
357. Ahoy, ahoy.Copy !req
358. Hi. Hi. A couple of fellow yachters.Copy !req
359. Saw your flyer at the boat... store.Copy !req
360. Oh.Copy !req
361. Do-Do we have the wrong yacht?Copy !req
362. No, no, no.
Come on in. Grab a drink.Copy !req
363. We're just getting warmed up.Copy !req
364. - Okay.
- Sure. We'll just...Copy !req
365. Yeah.Copy !req
366. - Uh, can I talk to you for a second?
- Yeah.Copy !req
367. Um, this isn't the crowd I was expecting.Copy !req
368. These guys are more barnacle covered
and sunburned than Dee and Frank.Copy !req
369. Let's not rush to judgment, okay?Copy !req
370. These are real men of the sea.Copy !req
371. Maybe this whole thing
isn't about meeting girls.Copy !req
372. Maybe it's about having an adventure,
you know? An open-ocean adventure.Copy !req
373. Take a look at this guy.
How'd he lose that hand?Copy !req
374. I bet you it was
some kind of crazy adventure, right?Copy !req
375. Let's find out.Copy !req
376. - Yeah.
- Let's go talk to him.Copy !req
377. Hey, bro, how'd you lose that hand?Copy !req
378. Diabetes.Copy !req
379. Oh.Copy !req
380. Um...Copy !req
381. That's not, uh, much of
an adventure, is it?Copy !req
382. - Mmm.
- Kind of tragic.Copy !req
383. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
384. You know, we'll let you get back to...Copy !req
385. We're gonna go over to the bar
and grab a drink.Copy !req
386. I'd offer to pour you a drink,
but you probably can't drink though...Copy !req
387. with the, uh...Copy !req
388. - Diabetes.
- diabetes.Copy !req
389. - Uh, yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
390. Okay, you know what? I was wrong, dude.Copy !req
391. - This is a bummer.
- Yeah, this is a major bummer.Copy !req
392. Let's get the hell out of here.
What do you say?Copy !req
393. Hey, guys, thanks for everything.
I think we're just gonna take off though.Copy !req
394. No, no, no, no. Don't do that.Copy !req
395. We're just getting warmed up.Copy !req
396. We're going to set sail soon...Copy !req
397. and we're going to have
a couple of tasty treats out there.Copy !req
398. - It's going to get nuts out there, fellas, right?Copy !req
399. We're going to be out on open ocean, right?Copy !req
400. Huh? Anything can happen out there.Copy !req
401. No laws. Right, boys?Copy !req
402. Just us and our tasty treats.Copy !req
403. - That was an implication, right?
- That was definitely the implication.Copy !req
404. Tasty treats? Are we the tasty treats?Copy !req
405. We're the tasty treats in this scenario.Copy !req
406. They're gonna take us out
into the open ocean.Copy !req
407. They're gonna have their way with us.
We gotta get out of here.Copy !req
408. - Is this how you wanted those women to feel?
- No.Copy !req
409. You know what? I don't enjoy
having this conversation with you.Copy !req
410. I feel like you're lumping me in with them.Copy !req
411. Now, gentlemen,
the moment you've all been waiting for.Copy !req
412. - Whoo! Yeah.
- The ladies have arrived.Copy !req
413. Oh, Frank, you were absolutely right.Copy !req
414. This is boat music.Copy !req
415. Yeah, this is the kind of music
you ought to listen to.Copy !req
416. I am learning some amazing moves
from this guy.Copy !req
417. Yeah, you're doing great.Copy !req
418. You got the moves.Copy !req
419. Does anybody want any more catfish?Copy !req
420. Yo, dude, definitely give me
another one of those.Copy !req
421. They're delicious!Copy !req
422. - And you can taste that sort of endangered tang.
- That's it.Copy !req
423. - Oh, hold on. I'm getting a call.Copy !req
424. Y'ello.Copy !req
425. - Yeah, man, I did, actually. I did.
Can you believe that? - Okay, great.Copy !req
426. I need you to grab Frank and Dee
and get the hell out of there...Copy !req
427. because we're gonna be bringing back a couple
of tasty treats, if you know what I'm saying.Copy !req
428. Hey, man, yeah. Absolutely.Copy !req
429. I'll get right on that.Copy !req
430. - What?
- That's how you patronize someone right there.Copy !req
431. - What, what, what, what, what?
- Dennis being a dick. Don't worry about it, man.Copy !req
432. - This scuba equipment's broken. It's useless.
- The hell with it.Copy !req
433. Let's get back to shrimping.
I'm gonna toss this shit. It's crap anyway.Copy !req
434. Ooh, that's not good.Copy !req
435. Uh, hey, um, what do you do
if the boat is on fire?Copy !req
436. - What do you mean?
- Boat is on fire.Copy !req
437. - Oh, fire's getting bigger.
- What?Copy !req
438. - Fire's getting big. Fire's getting big.
- Go!Copy !req
439. - Help!
- Holy shit!Copy !req
440. - Find some water.
- Find some water?Copy !req
441. What do you mean find some water?Copy !req
442. - There's water everywhere.
- Help!Copy !req
443. Help us.Copy !req
444. I cannot wait to get you ladies
out into the sea.Copy !req
445. It's so much more romantic
in the middle of nowhere...Copy !req
446. where we can be completely alone...Copy !req
447. and you can make rash decisions
based on fear.Copy !req
448. Right, Dennis?Copy !req
449. Uh, yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
450. - Oh...Copy !req
451. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
452. I thought we told you guys to beat it.Copy !req
453. Out of my way. No more Diddy boat.Copy !req
454. Damn catfish nipping at my heels
all the way... Endangered, my ass.Copy !req
455. - There's a billion of them out there.
- Ugh. What the hell happened?Copy !req
456. That was a hell of a swim.Copy !req
457. Charlie, where's the boat?
What happened to the boat?Copy !req
458. It's right there.Copy !req
459. This was a terrible investment. Whew!Copy !req
460. English - US - SDHCopy !req