1. - Hey! Hi.
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2. Hey.
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3. Come back to bed and snuggle with me.
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4. Oh.
I wish I could, but I got to go to work.
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5. But there's cab fare on the nightstand.
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6. That's the third morning in a row
you've done that.
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7. We're married. I'm already home, silly.
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8. Right. Y-You're here.
We're married, and that's cool.
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9. I'm psyched, dude.
That's great. So you're... Yeah. Okay.
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10. Well, you could use
the cab fare to get to work.
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11. - Oh, I don't work.
- Oh.
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12. Okay. I just thought maybe
you weren't going to work recently...
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13. because we were going through
a little bit of a honeymoon phase.
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14. - But you're saying that you don't have a job.
- No job.
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15. - No job at all.
- Mmm.
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16. - Wow.
- All yours.
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17. - All mine. All mine all the time.
- All the time.
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18. Okay. Except on my work days.
I do have to go to work.
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19. So, that's cool though.
You can just hang out here, I guess...
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20. and sort of get used
to the lay of the land or whatever.
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21. Although don't go
snooping around too much.
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22. 'Cause this has all happened very fast and
I haven't really had time to do a pass yet.
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23. Don't... Don't look in those drawers.
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24. What... What's in those drawers?
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25. My sex tapes. Yeah.
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26. - All right, I got to go to work.
- I love you.
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27. I love you too, Maureen.
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28. Uhh!
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29. Okay. Look, dude.
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30. All I'm saying is that you started off
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31. on some very shaky, uh...
very bullshitty ground, dude.
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32. And I'm saying, Charlie,
you should get over it, move on.
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33. You signed the prenup. Case closed.
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34. You told me it was the phone bill, man.
Of course I signed it.
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35. Why would you think
that you needed to sign a phone bill?
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36. Uh... I can't keep track
of our financial comings and goings.
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37. When he hands me something to sign and
it's about money and papers, I sign it.
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38. - Hey-o!
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39. Look who got a brand-new car.
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40. I'm still a little bit confused as to why in the
hell you two got married in the first place.
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41. Yeah, Charlie gets health insurance,
and I get diddly squat.
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42. He's gonna get some perks.
He doesn't trust me.
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43. Why in the hell
are you bathing yourself in the sink?
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44. Because I don't have a home anymore.
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45. - This is where I take a shower. This is where I live, Dennis.
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46. Texting me again. This is pathetic.
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47. Back me up on this, Dennis.
You got a prenup with Maureen, right?
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48. Uh, no, I did not. Should I have?
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49. - Should you have? You are screwed!
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50. Typical. This is so typical.
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51. My God! Dee, you clearly have something you want to say.
So let's just get it over with.
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52. Oh, no. No, it's no big deal.
It's just Bill Ponderosa.
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53. He's, like, obsessed
with me now or something.
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54. He's texting me all the time. He calls me,
like, nonstop. He bought me a new car.
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55. Dee, are you seriously bragging about
sleeping with a married man?
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56. Yeah, one second you're on your high horse
about how great marriage is...
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57. and now you're destroying one?
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58. - I'm not the one who's married. I didn't do anything wrong.
- You let him buy you a car.
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59. Well, Frank, I'm not gonna
go passing on free cars.
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60. Guys. Guys, guys, guys, guys.
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61. All this talk about marriage and Dee being
such a whore has got me thinking.
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62. I never got a bachelor party.
We should go to the strip club.
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63. - Right now?
- Yeah! Immediately!
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64. And since you would have been my best man,
you should probably throw it for me. Yeah.
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65. What? No way, dude. I'm so pissed at you
for throwing me out of the apartment.
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66. Yeah, and I'm still pretty pissed about
you not throwing me a bachelor party.
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67. So this way I figure we'll be even.
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68. I'm ready for this. Being married to
Charlie's got me all confused.
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69. I gotta get my hetero on.
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70. I like that move.
What is that, a little motorcycle?
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71. That's pretty...
Yeah, not like that though.
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72. It's pretty good. But you gotta use
a little bit more shoulder.
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73. I like the way he's doing it.
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74. 'Cause I'm like...
I'm-I'm bending the bike.
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75. But that's not really
how you drive a motorcycle.
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76. - Yeah, but you're not really driving a motorcycle.
- It's my thing, okay?
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77. - All right.
- If you're not gonna take it seriously...
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78. - then don't do it.
- I felt like I was doing it pretty good.
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79. - I feel like you're taking it too seriously.
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80. - Let's not fight. It's a bachelor party.
- Oh!
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81. I got a text.
I got a text from the woman. "Miss you."
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82. I'll just write back "Miss you too."
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83. Now do I write the word "too,"
or should I write the number "2"?
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84. - What's the best way to do that when we're texting?
- Who cares, dude?
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85. I'll do the word.
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86. Okay, great!
Frank, what's with the purse?
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87. This is my money bag.
I'm gonna make it rain, baby.
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88. Whoa! Hold on. Make it rain? What is that?
You're gonna chuck money everywhere? Don't do that.
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89. - Will you lighten up?
- I'd like to make it rain. Can I make it rain, Mac?
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90. Why are you asking me?
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91. Dude, 'cause I can't fund
my own bachelor party. That's just tacky.
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92. Fine. Excuse me. Hi.
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93. What is the recommended
amount of money for one to make it rain?
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94. I'd say at least a thousand.
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95. How much would it cost for this gentleman
and I to get a nice couple's dance?
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96. Uh, sorry.
You have to be a couple for that.
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97. We are a couple. Charlie, documents.
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98. - All right, this is what it was all for.
- Mm-hmm.
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99. - Look at this. We're married.
- Yeah.
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100. Oh, you guys are cute.
You're still gonna have to pay full price.
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101. - Screw this. I'm gonna go make it rain.
- All right.
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102. Hang on a second. Give me some money.
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103. Let's go. I'm your husband.
Give me some money.
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104. - Here it is.
- What is this?
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105. I'm tightening the purse strings
on this relationship...
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106. until there's a little bit
of give-and-take.
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107. You know what? Keep your money.
I don't need your little allowance.
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108. - We'll see.
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109. Oh, "miss you more."
That's classic Maureen right there.
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110. She's always got to one-up me for some...
some reason.
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111. And so I'll write back what?
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112. I don't care.
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113. "Miss you most." Most.
Can't get more than most, right?
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114. So that should...
that should be the end of it, right?
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115. So I hope so.
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116. Oh, man.
You just cannot get enough, huh?
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117. Sorry for just showing up,
but you weren't responding to my texts.
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118. No, I totally get it.
Once you pop, you can't stop, am I right?
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119. Actually, I came clean to my wife,
and she kicked me out of the house.
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120. - Ooh. Ouch.
- Yeah.
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121. Bet you wish you could
take that one back, huh?
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122. So I was thinking maybe
I could stay here tonight.
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123. - Oh.
- Well, you are somewhat responsible for this.
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124. No. No, no, no, no.
Can't you stay in a hotel or something?
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125. I would, but she froze my assets.
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126. Yikes. Shit's getting
pretty real for you, huh?
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127. But nonetheless, uh, I really, like I said,
I don't want you in my space.
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128. So there's got to be a lot of other places
that you could stay...
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129. that aren't, you know, here.
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130. Dee, I gave you a car.
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131. - Oh, you're gonna jam the car in my face, huh?
- Mmm.
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132. Come in.
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133. Thanks.
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134. - Whoo!
- Dennis!
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135. Hey!
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136. What are you doing? It is 2:00
in the morning. I was sleeping, Dennis.
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137. That's cool. Well, you're up now,
baby girl. So let's do some shots!
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138. No. I don't drink. You know that.
I think it makes people look ugly.
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139. - I...
- Maybe I should go to my room.
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140. That is not your room anymore. It is my
craft studio. So kindly stay out of there.
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141. - Don't freak, dude. It's-It's all good, dude.
- What?
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142. She turned it into her craft studio
where she makes terrible sweatshirts...
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143. out of cats, or puts cats in sweatshirts...
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144. and then I'm, like, dude,
what the hell did you do?
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145. What? Dennis, do not talk to me that way.
I am your wife.
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146. Please show me some respect
in front of your friends.
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147. Uh, you know what? I'm not entirely
certain that you are my wife.
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148. 'Cause I remember marrying
Maureen Ponderosa.
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149. And you are no Maureen Ponderosa.
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150. That doesn't even...
I don't know what that... What?
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151. - Divorce!
- What? What did you just say?
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152. I will divorce you, Maureen. I'll do it.
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153. Okay, you're drunk.
Why don't we just go to bed...
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154. I'm not drunk. I'm more sober
than I've ever been in my entire life.
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155. Okay, I'm a little bit drunk...
I'm totally drunk, but my mind is sober.
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156. And my mind's telling me the following:
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157. I don't love you, Maureen.
I don't love you. I never loved you.
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158. You're annoying, and you're strange.
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159. I don't know what to say.
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160. Don't say anything. 'Cause every time you
open your mouth, I'm, like, ohh!
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161. It's like her breath is,
like, always so bad.
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162. It's like a dead tooth...
It's the dead tooth.
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163. I'm saying it now. I'll say it. You have
a dead tooth. You realize that, right?
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164. And I hate it! And it's annoying!
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165. I want you and your boy toy
out of my apartment now!
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166. I'm the boy toy.
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167. You're my boy toy.
No, I'm not gonna leave our apartment...
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168. Or should I say my apartment...
'cause it's my apartment.
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169. Oh, yeah? How about
if you guys don't leave...
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170. I call the cops
and I tell them you beat me?
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171. What in the hell are you talking about?
I didn't touch you.
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172. What-What...
What are you doing? What is that?
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173. - I recognize that. What is that?
- Oh, shit!
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174. That's from...
That's from Fear, dude.
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175. - Oh, that's Marky Mark.
- That's Marky Mark.
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176. That's what Marky Mark does.
He does that. And then, um...
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177. Oh, shit, and then
the cops come and he gets...
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178. - The police think that William Peterson...
- And he gets it.
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179. - The guy from C. S. I.-
- Go! She means business.
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180. - She means business.
- Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
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181. Oh, my God.
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182. - You are really making yourself at home here, huh?
- Yeah.
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183. - Sorry. You want to have sex?
- What? No.
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184. No. God, no.
Please close your legs up. That's...
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185. Listen, I-I don't want to get into your
personal life, you know what I mean?
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186. It's not really any of my business.
But this is really bumming me out, okay?
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187. So here's what I'd like to do.
I'd like to talk game plan with you, okay?
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188. And number one,
and most importantly, uh, the car.
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189. Now hear me out. It was kind of a gift.
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190. So it'd be pretty rude of you to try and...
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191. - I don't give a shit about the car, okay?
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192. - I'm gonna lose my kids.
- Okay, great.
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193. So we're in agreement.
I keep the car. That's wonderful.
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194. Now secondly... and this is gonna
be kind of hard to hear...
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195. but, um, get out!
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196. Get out!
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197. You gotta go back to your wife, okay,
and get out of my place!
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198. Okay, well, I'm gonna need
the car to get over there.
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199. Well, the car's off the table, okay?
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200. We just discussed the car and we came to an agreement that...
Stop bringing up the car, okay?
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201. So I'll get dressed and I'll drive you
over there and I'll drop you off.
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202. - Okay.
- Okay. Well, get up.
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203. Oh, God. I don't... I don't...
Okay, I'm gonna go in here. Jesus.
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204. You know, I wouldn't have imagined
the whole thing going down the way it did.
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205. It was a little uncomfortable. I'm glad
we got our little "heart-to-heart"...
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206. or whatever you want to call it...
out of the way.
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207. I feel like now we can set aside our differences
and settle this whole divorce pretty amicably.
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208. - You think it's gonna be that easy, dude?
- Well, yeah, of course.
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209. I mean, marriage and divorce these days is
like more of a formality than anything else.
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210. It's just sort of something
that you do, right?
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211. Don't snap at me, Charlie!
You bring nothing to the table!
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212. - Oh! Oh!
- Nothing! This is my money!
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213. - I bring nothing to the table!
- You bring nothing to the table!
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214. Oh, really? Do you ever stop
for one second and think about...
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215. "Hey, hey, where do all
of the groceries come from...
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216. - Frank, okay?"
- Ohh!
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217. "Oh, how did my laundry get so clean?"
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218. "Oh, oh, who washed all the dishes today?"
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219. Nobody washes the dishes! We eat the food
directly off the coffee table and you know it!
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220. I cannot stand being married to you!
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221. You can't stand it?
I'm gonna pull the plug.
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222. - You're gonna flush our marriage down the toilet?
- Right down the toilet!
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223. - Flush it, big boy!
- Yes! There we go!
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224. - Flush it down the toilet 'cause I don't care!
- Oh, yeah?
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225. I'm gonna pull the plug, but first
I'm gonna draw up some documents.
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226. This is gonna be an ugly-ass divorce.
We're gonna get a mediator.
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227. Okay, I got it. We'll get that idiot lawyer
that helps us out. He does good by us.
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228. Yeah, he's excellent. But he slapped a
restraining order on us. We can't use him.
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229. - Also, you need a lawyer too. We should talk about that.
- I need a lawyer? For what?
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230. How are you not grasping this situation?
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231. - Oh, for the divorce. Yeah.
- The divorce.
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232. - You getting a divorce?
- Yeah.
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233. All right, so it's going around.
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234. Okay, I think I know someone
who will take both our cases.
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235. Ah. Is it you?
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236. Is it?
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237. 'Cause if it's you, I'm not interested.
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238. Well, I have a family member
who's a lawyer. I bet he'd do it.
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239. It's coming up here.
This... Yeah, this is it right here.
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240. - Ponderosa's Ponderosa.
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241. Could you wait a minute?
I just want to make sure it's okay.
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242. Yeah, you know, whatever it's gonna take
to wrap this up, really.
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243. - Maureen?
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244. No, it's Dee.
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245. How are things going on your end?
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246. Oh, not bad. Yeah, not bad.
I'm getting a divorce.
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247. Well, I know how that goes. Got a messy
situation going on on my end too.
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248. Had to let my guy go.
Had to cut him loose.
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249. I tell you what though. I do love the car.
Hands-free, Blue...
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250. - I can do all kinds of stuff with both hands.
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251. - Dennis? Did we get cut off?
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252. - Okay, hop in there.
- Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! What is this? What are you doing?
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253. Here he goes. Okay, go, go.
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254. - What?
- Go! Go!
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255. - Oh, my God!
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256. I'm so glad you called, Charlie.
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257. Your uncle never hears from you anymore.
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258. Well, you're kinda the only
actual lawyer I know...
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259. who doesn't have
a restraining order against me...
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260. - so I sort of had to call you...
- Hey, hey, I-I miss you too, bud.
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261. Mmm, with the touching.
With the touching. None of that.
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262. You're put off by my hands. I know they're
very small. It's been very hard on me.
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263. There's nothing wrong with your hands,
okay? Can we just focus on the law?
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264. Of course. All right.
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265. As far as shared assets,
I'm not seeing much.
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266. - I'm keeping the hot plate!
- Over my dead body!
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267. Hey, hey, hey! Easy, boys.
Don't let the dog off the leash, okay?
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268. Remember, the bigger man walks away first.
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269. He can have the hot plate.
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270. Oh! Hot dog!
Now we're cooking with gas!
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271. Moving along to art holdings.
All I'm seeing is a series of drawings of elephants.
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272. - Mmm.
- Oh.
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273. Oh, yeah. Well, Charlie
did the elephant drawings.
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274. - Yeah, but...
- You should keep 'em.
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275. - I did those for you, man.
- I like 'em.
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276. Well, you should like 'em.
I put a lot of work into 'em.
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277. And thank you for saying you like 'em.
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278. - I've seen 'em, and I like 'em too.
- Yeah, they're good.
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279. I'll keep the drawings, okay?
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280. If I didn't know any better...
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281. I'd say there's a lot
of love in this room.
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282. Look, Jack, we just want to
get back to where we were.
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283. Sounds like what you guys
want is an annulment.
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284. It would essentially
void your partnership.
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285. - Yeah. Right. That sounds perfect.
- Marriage blows.
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286. Preaching to the choir, fellas.
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287. All right. I just need
both your signatures on here.
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288. All right, that's easy enough.
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289. Easy-peasy.
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290. One.
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291. Two! We did it!
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292. That's it. Your union
has hereby been dissolved.
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293. Why did we have to do all the touching
and the hand holding if it was just...
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294. It was fun. Hey, Mac.
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295. You mind snapping a photo
for the Web site?
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296. But keep my hands out of the shot.
I'll put 'em down here.
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297. You guys. You guys, I need help.
I don't know what to do.
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298. I just kidnapped Bill Ponderosa's kids.
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299. All right.
Are the kids confined in any way?
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300. - Maybe in a crawl space or a backyard bunker?
- No. They're out in the car.
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301. - Have you touched them yet?
- Absolutely not. What... Who is this man?
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302. - Don't... You're... You don't need to...
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303. - What is she, some cheap tramp?
- Oh, no!
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304. Oh, my God! You are such an asshole!
I followed you, okay?
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305. - I knew you were seeing someone else!
- Honey, no...
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306. Hi. Hi, there. I'm Dee.
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307. Uh, I understand that.
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308. Listen, I want to just say
I'm really sorry about... about the kids.
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309. I tell you what,
I did not mean to kidnap them.
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310. That was all... That was all this guy.
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311. They're not my kids.
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312. - Aren't you his wife?
- No. I'm his mistress.
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313. Well, what the hell, man?
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314. - I'm taking my car back.
- Nuh-uh. That's my car.
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315. - Actually, I loaned it to both of you ladies.
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316. You son of a bitch! I'm gonna kill you!
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317. What? How many mistresses do you have?
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318. Mistress?
I'm his wife! Kids, let's go.
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319. - Yeah, come on, kids. Let's go home.
- No, no, no, no, no.
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320. Not you, Bill.
Now I want this to be over with right now!
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321. - So how much does he owe you?
- What?
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322. How much does he owe you, whore?
How much does he owe you for the sex?
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323. Oh. No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
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324. I'm not a prostitute.
I think that's... that's clear.
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325. - You know?
- Oh. Well, congratulations.
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326. You're the only woman
he didn't have to pay to sleep with.
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327. You must be very proud of yourself.
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328. - Wait!
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329. No, no! Oh, goddamn it!
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330. Yeah.
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331. Well, the, uh,
gravity of my situation just set in.
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332. - So...
- Let's go get you a divorce, huh?
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333. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely.
- Yep.
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334. You guys, uh, have any questions?
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335. Yeah, I got a question.
What's in the fanny pack?
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336. - Oh, check this out, Mac and Dennis.
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337. Just a little victory dance.
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338. Thought maybe we could hang out later.
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339. No... Um...
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340. Oh, Mr. Reynolds.
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341. Oh, uh, I'm sorry.
What are you doing here?
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342. Well, when I heard
you were getting divorced...
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343. I... I felt compelled to involve myself.
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344. I'm sorry. How would you
have heard that I was getting a divorce?
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345. I-I-I may have told him.
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346. I so enjoyed listening to you
drunkenly explain all that at 3:00 a.m.
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347. I enjoyed it so much
that I tracked down Maureen here...
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348. and I offered her my services,
pro bono, of course.
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349. - Hold on, fellas.
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350. I'm Jack Kelly. I'm a lawyer.
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351. Hello, Jack Kelly.
The pleasure is all mine.
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352. - It's a pleasure to meet you.
- The pleasure's still...
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353. - Why don't we just get started?
- Why don't we just get started?
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354. Ahh.
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355. - Boy, the old place, huh?
- Uhh...
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356. - Yeah.
- Some good memories... here.
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357. All of us.
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358. Hey, um...
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359. - So I was like...
- I'm gonna go.
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360. No, no, no. No, stick around, dude.
Stick... Stick around.
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361. - Please don't...
- I don't want to though.
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362. - No, you should stay.
- Yeah.
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363. - Shea butter.
- Oh.
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364. - Assorted lanolin products.
- Oh, God.
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365. I'm serious. You could be a hand model.
You've got the goods.
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366. Well, that was quick, guys.
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367. Open-and-shut case, Dennis.
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368. - Okay.
- Did you get the apartment back?
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369. I sure did.
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370. - You did? You did?
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371. And you also acquired
Miss Ponderosa's debt.
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372. What? You're in debt?
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373. Not anymore. But you are. About 90K.
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374. This guy seems to think
you don't have a case...
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375. and I'm inclined to agree with him.
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376. Yeah. When I found out that Miss Ponderosa
here had been cast out of her marital home...
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377. I-I only thought it was fair
that you assumed her debt...
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378. in addition to the alimony payments,
of course.
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379. Wait a second. So I gotta pay alimony
payments? Uncle Jack, what the hell?
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380. I... I froze up. He's great.
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381. Oh, congratulations, Ms. Ponderosa.
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382. Oh, congratulations to you.
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383. See you around, Dennis.
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384. - Yeah.
- Mac.
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385. Hey, Mac, would you mind taking
a shot of the three of us for the Web site?
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386. Come on, Dennis.
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387. And would it be okay
if you put your hands on top of mine...
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388. - like they're my hands?
- Like that?
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389. - Yes.
- Okay.
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390. - That looks like my hands.
- Yeah.
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391. - For the Web site.
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392. - We're lawyers.
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393. English - US - SDH
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