1. - Look what Charlie and I found.
- Look at this.Copy !req
2. Oh, God. Ahh! Get that away from me.
It reeks. What is that?Copy !req
3. - Dude, this is our mail.
- Look at that.Copy !req
4. - It was in the sewer.
- What is our mail doing in the sewer?Copy !req
5. I threw it in there. You turkeys never open it,
so I just started throwing it in the sewer.Copy !req
6. Why don't you just throw it into the trash?Copy !req
7. Because if I threw it in the trash,
you would find it and then yell at me.Copy !req
8. Besides, I certainly never expected
you guys to be rooting around in the sewer.Copy !req
9. Uh, yeah. That brings up another issue.
What are you two doing in the sewer?Copy !req
10. - We always go in the sewer.
- We hang out in the sewer.Copy !req
11. Why?Copy !req
12. Why? There's stuff down there.Copy !req
13. - Don't knock the sewer till you've tried the sewer.
- You find shit down there.Copy !req
14. - But how are you so clean?
- We take our clothes off so we don't get dirty.Copy !req
15. - You guys!
- Hang on a second, Dee. We're getting into something.Copy !req
16. Anything could be down there.Copy !req
17. - Big stuff.
- Rings, coins, nudity. That's part of the fun.Copy !req
18. The two of you are walking around in the
sewers naked looking for rings and coins?Copy !req
19. You feel it with your feet.
It's almost like clamming.Copy !req
20. - Okay, but, you guys...
- Dee, knock it off.Copy !req
21. I wanna know why these two
are rooting around in the sewer...Copy !req
22. My water just broke!Copy !req
23. - Drain could... What?
- I'm having a baby.Copy !req
24. Out of my way. I've broken my water.Copy !req
25. There's a baby inside of me
running out of water. Look out!Copy !req
26. Dennis, that was amazing.
I've never seen anybody drive that fast.Copy !req
27. - You hit 120! 120!
- I almost stewed my drawers.Copy !req
28. She was screaming in my ear.
Probably screwed my transmission up.Copy !req
29. - Nice and easy. Here we go.
- Oh, yes. This is my ride.Copy !req
30. - They've done this before.
- Thank you. All done with you. You can go.Copy !req
31. Where's the guy?
Should we call the guy? The guy who...Copy !req
32. Oh, no. That guy. There's no guy.Copy !req
33. - There's no guy?
- There's no guy. It's complicated.Copy !req
34. There's gotta be a guy.
We'll go get the guy. We'll get the dad.Copy !req
35. Why don't you guys do what you do best
and don't care, okay?Copy !req
36. I got it from here.
We can take it from here. Right, Michael?Copy !req
37. - Yeah.
- Michael and I got it. Thanks, guys.Copy !req
38. All right. Kind of rude...Copy !req
39. but I guess if we're off the hook,
let's head back to the bar.Copy !req
40. - Yeah.
- Yeah. I could get blitzed.Copy !req
41. No. Wait. Stop, guys. This is not right.Copy !req
42. Something is not right here.
This is very suspicious.Copy !req
43. - What?
- There's no guy in the picture?Copy !req
44. - So what?
- There's no dad in the picture.Copy !req
45. The brunt of the responsibility
of this kid is gonna fall on us.Copy !req
46. We're gonna have to do everything.Copy !req
47. - Ooh.
- You're right.Copy !req
48. Dee is like the most irresponsible person
on the planet.Copy !req
49. Look what she was doing with the mail,
for Christ sakes.Copy !req
50. Oh, my God!
We're gonna be in charge of the kid?Copy !req
51. This kid cannot become our responsibility.Copy !req
52. Look what this kid has ruined already.
He's ruined my transmission.Copy !req
53. - Yeah.
- He's ruined a perfectly good sewer conversation.Copy !req
54. - I still wanna get to the bottom of that one.
- Right.Copy !req
55. - We will.
- God knows what he's gonna ruin in the future.Copy !req
56. He's going to ruin everything.Copy !req
57. - We gotta find the dad! We gotta find that dad.
- You're right.Copy !req
58. - Let's find the dad.
- It's the dad's responsibility.Copy !req
59. - Let's find the dad.
- Yeah. Okay.Copy !req
60. I wonder if the dad even knows.Copy !req
61. I'll bet she's embarrassed...Copy !req
62. too embarrassed to tell us
because she's bedded some real stinkers.Copy !req
63. - She might not even know herself.
- There's always overlap.Copy !req
64. Any multiple number of sperms
could have gone up there and eaten the egg.Copy !req
65. - There could be so many dads.
- No, sperm doesn't eat the egg.Copy !req
66. It doesn't eat the egg
and grow strong and become a baby?Copy !req
67. Either way, she's pregnant and it's a guy,
so let's get him.Copy !req
68. Why don't we just round up
the usual suspects...Copy !req
69. and then we'll figure
out how many of them...Copy !req
70. - Somebody's gotta stay here with her.
- You think so?Copy !req
71. - You're right. Yeah.
- You're right. Yeah.Copy !req
72. And it looks like it's gonna be you.Copy !req
73. - Why? What happened?
- Well, mostly because we're all on this side.Copy !req
74. - You're over there.
- Just 'cause you guys made it to one side before me?Copy !req
75. You didn't make it to this side on time.Copy !req
76. - Also, now we're backing out and you're stuck there.
- I can back out.Copy !req
77. - We'll find the dad.
- You better find that dad. This is not fair.Copy !req
78. Keep your eye on her.Copy !req
79. What are you doing?
What are you doing? Get down!Copy !req
80. I'm trying to make the TV go.Copy !req
81. You are standing on top of a rolling chair.Copy !req
82. You're gonna go flying through that window,
for God sakes. Get down.Copy !req
83. - I'm serious. You get down, Dee.
- All right, all right.Copy !req
84. - Oh, my... What are you thinking?
- I'm trying to watch my stories.Copy !req
85. I have a very specific birth plan...Copy !req
86. and mostly it involves me
watching my stories to relax...Copy !req
87. but I can't get this goddamn TV
to do anything.Copy !req
88. What are you...
Are you... Knock it off.Copy !req
89. - I'm mad at the...
- Stop straining yourself.Copy !req
90. Go lie down. Lie down now.Copy !req
91. This is exactly
what I was worried about, Dee.Copy !req
92. I am going to have to do everything...Copy !req
93. because you're an irresponsible person...Copy !req
94. who stands atop rolling chairs
and chooses to go flying through windows.Copy !req
95. Have the baby first.Copy !req
96. Have the stupid baby. Then go flying
through all the windows you like.Copy !req
97. Oh, my... Just lie there.Copy !req
98. Wait for the doctor.
I will get your stories.Copy !req
99. God, this baby is becoming
such an irritating thing to me.Copy !req
100. - Yeah.
- God, what an irritating thing babies are.Copy !req
101. Oh, my goodness.
I'm having to do everything.Copy !req
102. I'll figure you out, you son of a bitch.Copy !req
103. Where is everybody?
I thought this was supposed to be a party.Copy !req
104. They'll be here. You're early.Copy !req
105. Do you have anything to drink?Copy !req
106. The salt on the chips dries out my mouth.Copy !req
107. I'll poke around the fridge and see
if there's anything. Where's the beer?Copy !req
108. - I forgot the beer. I'm sorry.
- You didn't bring the beer?Copy !req
109. How are we supposed
to know this is a party if there's no beer?Copy !req
110. - I got wrapped up in the invitations.
- A party with no beer.Copy !req
111. - We don't want them thinking it's an interrogation.Copy !req
112. Oh! Hey!Copy !req
113. Party! Party! All right! Hey!Copy !req
114. - Hey, Cricket.
- Ooh. Where's the booze at? What's up, fellas?Copy !req
115. - Hey.
- Who invited Cricket?Copy !req
116. I did, because I figured it's a wild card.Copy !req
117. That's a stone you can leave unturned.Copy !req
118. We don't have time for that bullshit.
Let's just pick one and go.Copy !req
119. Hey, Bill? Could we talk to you for a sec?Copy !req
120. - Maybe, uh, in this...
- Oh, yeah? Yeah. Let's do this.Copy !req
121. A little guy time. Guy time.Copy !req
122. All right, let's turn it up. Whoo!Copy !req
123. - Thanks for coming to the party, Bill.
- Thanks for having me, guys.Copy !req
124. It's good to get away from the wife and
kids for a little bit... let the hair down.Copy !req
125. So you're still with your wife
after all that shit with Dee?Copy !req
126. Yeah, well, I realized I was a sex addict.Copy !req
127. I went to therapy. She forgave me for it.Copy !req
128. Oh, you're a sex addict, huh?Copy !req
129. That's crazy to be one of those.Copy !req
130. - You don't mind if I write some of this down, do you?
- For what?Copy !req
131. - Just keeping a log of the party. We like to do that.
- Oh.Copy !req
132. A funny conversation pops up,
you wanna remember it.Copy !req
133. No problem. Speaking of parties, you
guys wanna do a little...Copy !req
134. - Is that coke?
- Yeah. I picked up a couple grams on the way over.Copy !req
135. - Yeah, maybe a little bit later, we can all partake.
- Hey!Copy !req
136. But for now we're just a bunch of guys
hanging out in a room.Copy !req
137. - Right on.
- You know, dudes. Let's talk about dude stuff.Copy !req
138. I like dude stuff. Like what?Copy !req
139. Oh, I don't know.
What do guys talk about? Condoms.Copy !req
140. - Right.
- I cannot stand the feel of a condom on my dick.Copy !req
141. - I hate condoms. Hate 'em, hate
'em, hate 'em, hate 'em. - Yeah.Copy !req
142. The three of us just don't use 'em.
How about you?Copy !req
143. Me neither. I can't stand them.Copy !req
144. Well, that's interesting.
A sex addict who doesn't like condoms.Copy !req
145. That's why I had a vasectomy, guys.Copy !req
146. You had a vasectomy?Copy !req
147. Yep.Copy !req
148. You just winked when you said that.Copy !req
149. Did you have a vasectomy or not?Copy !req
150. - No.Copy !req
151. But that's what I would tell the ladies
so I didn't have to wear a condom.Copy !req
152. Oh!Copy !req
153. - Okay. That is incredibly shady.
- No, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
154. What a beautiful underhanded thing.Copy !req
155. - Yeah.
- It's disgusting.Copy !req
156. - You guys wanna do a bump or what?
- I'll have a bump.Copy !req
157. I don't understand why there's not
a single room in this hospital...Copy !req
158. - I don't know where...
- that has a working television.Copy !req
159. I want that room now.Copy !req
160. I don't know where you think
I'm gonna get it from. I don't have any.Copy !req
161. If you do not get my sister her stories
and a new room as soon as possible...Copy !req
162. then I will come down on this hospital
like the hammer of Thor.Copy !req
163. The thunder of my vengeance
will echo through these corridors...Copy !req
164. like the gust of a thousand winds!Copy !req
165. You know what? I don't have time for this.Copy !req
166. I ain't going to jail over you.Copy !req
167. I will beat your ass and
think nothing of it.Copy !req
168. I'm not doing this with you today.
I'm not! I'm not!Copy !req
169. What's the word on my stories?Copy !req
170. - Why are you not in bed?
- I slipped out for a quick sandwich and a soda.Copy !req
171. - You left the hospital?
- Yeah. I was kind of hungry. Mostly I was just getting bored.Copy !req
172. Dee, get in your room. You're drive... I...Copy !req
173. It's so boring.
There's nothing going on in there.Copy !req
174. You get in your room. Get in there.Copy !req
175. - Don't push me though, because I'm pregnant and I don't...
- Get in the bed.Copy !req
176. - Wait a sec. What's this?
- I don't know.Copy !req
177. Why is there a strange man in my room?Copy !req
178. They probably slid this man in here thinking
that you were never gonna use the room.Copy !req
179. I don't want there to be a strange man
laying in my room who looks dead.Copy !req
180. - Is he dead, Dennis?
- I'm sure he's just sleeping. Get in bed.Copy !req
181. - I'm gonna scream in his face and see if he wakes up.
- Do not scream in the man's face.Copy !req
182. I'll jiggle his ankle, and that will
determine whether he's alive or not.Copy !req
183. Excuse me, sir. Are you...
You're very cold. He's very cold.Copy !req
184. - Okay. Hey, you! Wake up right now if you're not dead!
- All right, damn it, Dee. Stop.Copy !req
185. Oh, God. I think he's dead.
I think he's dead, Dennis. He's definitely dead.Copy !req
186. Why would they put a dead old man with paper
skin in my room when I'm trying to give birth?Copy !req
187. Because you weren't using the room, Dee,
and the hospital's very full.Copy !req
188. This was not part of my birth plan.Copy !req
189. This was not part of my birth plan, sir.Copy !req
190. Get the nurse and get him out of here.Copy !req
191. Getting the nurse is not gonna do any good.
That woman is stubborn as shit.Copy !req
192. - Well, do something 'cause this is upsetting me.
- All right! All right!Copy !req
193. - It's upsetting the baby.
- I hate all the responsibility that I have...Copy !req
194. that this baby is causing me.Copy !req
195. I will get this man out of your room.
I will think of something awesome.Copy !req
196. So things got pretty hot and heavy
with you and Dee back in the day, correct?Copy !req
197. - That was over a year ago?
- Yeah. She wasn't very nice to me.Copy !req
198. What are we looking at?
No contact with Dee after you dated.Copy !req
199. - What's the deal here, bud?
- Well, no, she contacted me for a while...Copy !req
200. usually when she was drunk.Copy !req
201. - Drunken late-night booty calls?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
202. No. She usually just yells at me...Copy !req
203. calls me names like army jerk, camo turkey.Copy !req
204. I know she's just drunk, so it's okay.Copy !req
205. - Not okay. Not okay at all.Copy !req
206. - You gotta stand up for yourself, man.
- So you haven't slept with her?Copy !req
207. Sometimes she tricks me.Copy !req
208. She tricks you? She tricks you how?Copy !req
209. To give her sex.Copy !req
210. She's a very manipulative person.Copy !req
211. I'm... I'm sorry.Copy !req
212. Are you guys mad at me?Copy !req
213. - No, man, we're not mad...
- No.Copy !req
214. - I mean... You know.
- Okay.Copy !req
215. - Get a grip, but...
- Okay.Copy !req
216. - There's a room full of dudes out
there, so you might wanna... - Yeah.Copy !req
217. stop crying before you come
back out to the party.Copy !req
218. Pull it together, because you're a soldier
and you should be tougher.Copy !req
219. - Let's go.Copy !req
220. - Thanks, guys.
- This is the guy that's defending our country?Copy !req
221. - Well, he's definitely a candidate.
- Oh, boys.Copy !req
222. - The keg has arrived.
- Hey, Frank.Copy !req
223. This power outlet is gonna explode,
and you're gonna have to deal with that.Copy !req
224. - Duncan, go with it, baby.
- Yeah, let's go for it.Copy !req
225. Yo, Frank, we gonna set it off, bitch.Copy !req
226. What are your bridge friends doing here?Copy !req
227. You gotta give it the illusion of a party.Copy !req
228. It's gotta be a guy's night, that's why.Copy !req
229. - Are you high on blow?
- Whatever Duncan gave me.Copy !req
230. - You don't even know what you're high on?
- No. Hey!Copy !req
231. Yo, Charlie Chuckles,
what's crackin', sunshine? Yeah.Copy !req
232. - Hey. L'il Kev.
- Hey, L'il Kev.Copy !req
233. - And your beer.Copy !req
234. Ah. I'll talk to you guys later.Copy !req
235. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
236. What is L'il Kev doing here?Copy !req
237. You gotta throw out a big net...Copy !req
238. to catch the fish that she was banging.Copy !req
239. - Oh. Oh!
- Oh!Copy !req
240. - Party! -
- It's a party, yo.Copy !req
241. Is that the busboy
from the Korean restaurant?Copy !req
242. Yeah, yeah. She banged him.Copy !req
243. Are you sure we're not taking this
Weekend at Bernie's thing too far?Copy !req
244. - I'm worried the sunglasses are ridiculous.
- The sunglasses lighten the mood.Copy !req
245. Make the whole thing feel
like a fun, fun romp.Copy !req
246. - Hi.
- Hi, ladies. Hi. Yeah.Copy !req
247. - Good afternoon.
- Without the sunglasses...Copy !req
248. Weekend at Bernie's
would have been very dark.Copy !req
249. - Yeah. Strange movie.
- Strange tale.Copy !req
250. Hey there, Mr. Craig.Copy !req
251. - Okay.Copy !req
252. - The waving thing's awesome, that's true.
- It's pretty sweet, right?Copy !req
253. What's our plan here?Copy !req
254. Are we just gonna throw him in the trash
or find a laundry chute...Copy !req
255. - fire him down that?
- What? No.Copy !req
256. I'm gonna drop him in one of these rooms
if I can find an empty one.Copy !req
257. But that way, somebody could find him
and put him back in my room.Copy !req
258. That's a good point. Maybe we can stuff him
in a drawer or jam him in a closet.Copy !req
259. - That'll buy us some time, right?
- Mm-mmm. Makes me feel like I have to touch him.Copy !req
260. I don't wanna touch him at all.
Why don't we just put him in the trash?Copy !req
261. Please don't put me in the trash.Copy !req
262. - Oh!
- Oh, are you alive?Copy !req
263. - Oh, my goodness.
- Whoa.Copy !req
264. What is going on here?
What are you doing with Mr. Craig?Copy !req
265. They're trying to put me in the trash.Copy !req
266. - Don't... No.
- You know what?Copy !req
267. I refuse to share a room with an old man
who likes to pretend to be dead.Copy !req
268. - He's a liar.
- You are not allowed to move the patients.Copy !req
269. - Ooh!
- What? What?Copy !req
270. - Oh, Dennis. Oh, my God.
- What?Copy !req
271. - I think I'm having this baby.
- Doctor!Copy !req
272. Oh! It doesn't feel good.
This sucks. This sucks a bag of dicks.Copy !req
273. - Oh, I'm sure.
- Oh, man! Oh!Copy !req
274. - Help my sister.
- Wait, wait, wait. Don't leave me.Copy !req
275. - I don't like it.
- No, I'm coming.Copy !req
276. - We got you from here. We got you.
- I'm coming with you.Copy !req
277. You ain't going nowhere.Copy !req
278. Get your narrow ass back in that waiting
room before I knock you in there.Copy !req
279. You have done enough today.Copy !req
280. Crazy-ass white boy steadily dressing
up folk and talking about Thor.Copy !req
281. I bet I earned this. I got you.Copy !req
282. Wow. This whole thing's
really setting in now.Copy !req
283. Yeah, it's really sinking in, man.Copy !req
284. We're gonna have a baby.
This is really cool.Copy !req
285. Please don't throw me in the trash.Copy !req
286. No one's putting you in the trash.
Stop saying that. Will you stop?Copy !req
287. I slept in them shits, man.Copy !req
288. Eventually,
I blew the crotch out of them things.Copy !req
289. But you can't wear 'em every day
and expect for 'em to hold up.Copy !req
290. That was some nice-ass denim too.Copy !req
291. I miss them shorts.Copy !req
292. But you gotta take 'em off
every now and then.Copy !req
293. You gotta take 'em off, son.Copy !req
294. Why are you having sex with her?Copy !req
295. Well, she gets drunk and calls me
a cardio-jerk or a workout turkey.Copy !req
296. And after a while, I just kind of cave in.Copy !req
297. Wow. You just...
I gotta try that with someone.Copy !req
298. - Thanks, Rex.
- Thank you.Copy !req
299. - Enjoy the party.
- Thanks, Rex.Copy !req
300. She's just berating these guys
into having sex with her.Copy !req
301. Yeah, and she is slammin' ass all over town.
She's getting way more action than us.Copy !req
302. She's stuck on her curse words.
"Jerk" and "turkey" are all that she's using.Copy !req
303. Well, clearly they're working for her,
'cause Rex is a quality lay.Copy !req
304. Yeah, Re...
Well, he's not fit to be a father though.Copy !req
305. A father? None of these guys
are fit to be fathers. They're animals.Copy !req
306. Even if we do figure out who it is...Copy !req
307. how are we gonna trust this baby
with one of these monkeys?Copy !req
308. They're animals. They got no self-control.Copy !req
309. It takes discipline to
raise a kid, you know?Copy !req
310. - You gotta set rules. You gotta set ground rules.
- Set some boundaries.Copy !req
311. Like don't have 'em doing cocaine.Copy !req
312. - Get them off the Internet.
- The Internet's a very, very dangerous place.Copy !req
313. Kids spend all their time on the Internet.
"Hi. Who are you?Copy !req
314. There's your penis and there's your butt."Copy !req
315. - You gotta learn from some books.
- You don't want 'em reading too many books.Copy !req
316. - You don't want 'em to be a nerd.
- You don't want 'em to be a nerd.Copy !req
317. - I'm not raising a nerd, bro.
- If it's a nerd, I'm gonna bash his head in.Copy !req
318. - Nerds get nowhere in life.
- Oh, my God. Is he a nerd?Copy !req
319. I could bash some nerds right now.Copy !req
320. Right after this we should probably bash nerds.
I gotta get it out of my system.Copy !req
321. - Bash some nerds.Copy !req
322. - Absolutely.
- Get bowed up.Copy !req
323. - You gotta teach him how to beat nerds up.
- He's gotta be beating nerds up.Copy !req
324. These are good ideas for raising a kid.Copy !req
325. We have a lot of ideas about raising a kid.Copy !req
326. We are men who can be great dads.
We have great opinions.Copy !req
327. And that's all that parenting is...Copy !req
328. pretending you know
what you're talking about...Copy !req
329. and then jamming it down a kid's throat.Copy !req
330. Oh, my God.
That's what we're gonna do.Copy !req
331. When I see that baby, dude,
we're gonna run towards it.Copy !req
332. - I'm gonna grab it. I'm gonna pick him up.
- And jam shit down his throat!Copy !req
333. - Dude.
- Dude, we're gonna be the dad.Copy !req
334. - We're so much better dads than these guys.
- Yeah, look at this.Copy !req
335. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
336. - Oh!Copy !req
337. I can't wait to tell him.
This is so exciting. There he is.Copy !req
338. Hey, Dennis, Dennis.
We have news. We have wonderful news.Copy !req
339. Charlie and I have decided that we
are going to be the father of this child.Copy !req
340. Dude, we did a complete 180.Copy !req
341. You guys, I did a 180 too. I totally did.Copy !req
342. I was all pissy this morning
about having to be at the hospital.Copy !req
343. Then I realized I've been firing on all
cylinders because of this baby thing.Copy !req
344. Dude, I did this Weekend at
Bernie's operation earlier...Copy !req
345. that would have blown you guys' minds...
it was very effective.Copy !req
346. Then I busted out this sweet Thor line on
this lady because she was pissing me off.Copy !req
347. It was, like, boom! I really hit her with it.
And I never reference the Nordic gods.Copy !req
348. - I don't understand what your point is.
- What are you talking about?Copy !req
349. I'm saying I wanna be the dad too.
I'm totally into it.Copy !req
350. - Okay.
- That steps on our thing a little bit, but...Copy !req
351. - 'Cause we were doing the...
- Maybe instead of doing a My Two Dads type thing...Copy !req
352. we could fold in another dad and do a
Three Men and a Baby type situation.Copy !req
353. - That's what it is. I like that.
- An equally effective movie.Copy !req
354. - A great movie.
- Did we miss it? Did we miss it?Copy !req
355. No. It was...
What's going on? Who are all these people?Copy !req
356. I couldn't decide who the dad was,
so I brought everybody.Copy !req
357. You didn't try and decide who the dad was.
You just got high.Copy !req
358. Well, the interrogation
did turn into a coke party.Copy !req
359. But they all promised to have blood tests.Copy !req
360. If this kid is mine,
I'm gonna blow my brains out.Copy !req
361. Oh, he got zooted, man.
He took an eight-ball to the dome.Copy !req
362. No, no, Frank. Dude, get these
guys out of here, all right?Copy !req
363. - We're gonna be the father of the baby now.
- We're gonna be the fathers.Copy !req
364. - It has been decided, so sayeth Thor.
- Thor said it.Copy !req
365. - The who?
- Thor.Copy !req
366. - Who Thor?
- Is that your Greek god reference?Copy !req
367. - He's a Nordic god.
- Nordic god.Copy !req
368. I said something else earlier
that sounded a lot cooler than that.Copy !req
369. That one didn't really work.Copy !req
370. Guys, here she comes. She's coming.Copy !req
371. How do we make it a big moment?
I wanna make it a big moment.Copy !req
372. With music.
Duncan, play something special.Copy !req
373. - Frank, I got the perfect thing.
- Okay, great.Copy !req
374. - Why do they have the...
- I don't know.Copy !req
375. Carmen? What are you doing here?Copy !req
376. - I'm here to get my baby.
- What?Copy !req
377. - Oh, yeah. The tranny's the dad.Copy !req
378. Yeah!Copy !req
379. - You had sex with the tranny?
- No. I was their surrogate.Copy !req
380. We used her sperm and a donor egg...Copy !req
381. and then they just kind of...
right up there and...Copy !req
382. We had a difficult time finding a
surrogate, but Dee was a miracle to us.Copy !req
383. I can't have kids of my own,
and Carmen always wanted a baby.Copy !req
384. Yeah, yeah. Great, great. Miracle for you.
How wonderful. Dee, you tricked us?Copy !req
385. - How did I trick you?
- We were getting all pumped up about being this baby's dad.Copy !req
386. We were all keyed up for nothing.Copy !req
387. If we knew you were doing
this stupid surrogate thing again...Copy !req
388. we would have just completely ignored
your pregnancy.Copy !req
389. You did ignore my pregnancy.Copy !req
390. This has been a huge disappointment for us.Copy !req
391. - Why?
- We were gonna be great dads.Copy !req
392. We were gonna impose our will on the kid.Copy !req
393. We had a Three Men and a
Baby thing going on.Copy !req
394. - Okay, I'm sorry.
- I have to admit...Copy !req
395. this whole thing might be for the best.Copy !req
396. Those two are gonna make great parents,
much better parents than any of us would.Copy !req
397. - Don't you think?
- Yeah. I guess.Copy !req
398. - A baby would've screwed up our chemistry.
- It might've. Yeah.Copy !req
399. We got a good thing going.
Why blow it with a baby?Copy !req
400. That being said, don't get
knocked up anymore, Dee. It's getting old.Copy !req
401. Oh, yeah. I didn't enjoy any of it.Copy !req
402. So, what I'm confused on is...Copy !req
403. the mother is the father
and the father is black...Copy !req
404. - and the baby's not black, so...
- It's all been explained.Copy !req
405. - Yeah.
- I'll talk you through it later.Copy !req
406. Then what is your deal?
Do we pop you back in there?Copy !req
407. Are you done having babies?
What's going on?Copy !req
408. Can you take me to go get a beer?
I need a beer.Copy !req
409. I could go for a beer.
You guys wanna go back to the bar?Copy !req
410. - Yeah!
- Hey, you guys.Copy !req
411. Let's bring the party back to the bar.
Bring the music. Let's go.Copy !req
412. - What the hell's happening back there?
- A few buddies came along.Copy !req
413. - Don't worry about it, Dee.
- Oh! Let's party in the sewer.Copy !req
414. - Oh, yeah, Charlie.
- I'm not going into a sewer.Copy !req
415. What is your obsession
with the sewer these days?Copy !req
416. - You find great stuff down there.
- Like what?Copy !req
417. - Like sewage.
- Ha-ha! Good one, Dee.Copy !req
418. She's back, baby. She's back.Copy !req
419. Supposing it's storming
and a guy loses his ring...Copy !req
420. - Is this the ring story again?
- and it goes into the gutter?Copy !req
421. You gotta come up with something else, Frank.
You can't keep using the same...Copy !req
422. Like, give me some crack.
You know what I'm sayin', dawg?Copy !req
423. We'll get more.Copy !req
424. English - US - SDHCopy !req