1. Frank, I'd like to thank you for
giving me the opportunity of a lifetime.Copy !req
2. Whatever.Copy !req
3. I hope they have some cool,
exotic creatures...Copy !req
4. for us to fiddle around with
and play with.Copy !req
5. Dennis, we're going to
an animal rights event.Copy !req
6. - There's gonna be all sorts of exotic creatures there.
- You think so?Copy !req
7. Better have some cool stuff
at this thing.Copy !req
8. I mean, the money I laid out for this
charity, they could have built a zoo.Copy !req
9. Yeah. Actually, guys,
zoos are animal prisons.Copy !req
10. I've been boning up
on my animal rights literature...Copy !req
11. so I can have
some talking points with Chase.Copy !req
12. He's a big animal rights lover,
and he's gonna be there.Copy !req
13. Security is not gonna let you go
anywhere near Chase Utley, bro.Copy !req
14. Those creepy letters you've been writing him?
You've gotta be on a list somewhere.Copy !req
15. - What are you giving me shit for, okay?Copy !req
16. - Dee's the one going after Ryan Howard all of a sudden.
- Well, so what?Copy !req
17. Why is that weird?
That makes perfect sense.Copy !req
18. - I'm a hot, single lady. He's a hot, single man.
- Hot?Copy !req
19. Dee, you're pregnant as shit.Copy !req
20. - Frank, this shortcut sucks.
- It ain't a shortcut.Copy !req
21. Well, why in the hell are we in the woods?
Get on the A.C. Expressway.Copy !req
22. - It goes straight to Atlantic City.
- I'm avoiding tolls.Copy !req
23. Okay, hold on a second. You're willing to
shell out tons of money for a charity...Copy !req
24. and you can't spare
a couple bucks for a toll road?Copy !req
25. What do you want me to do,
give all my money to some toll jockey?Copy !req
26. - Yeah!
- Just for riding on a street?Copy !req
27. - Squirrel!
- What?Copy !req
28. Oh, thank God.
That was close.Copy !req
29. Oh, thank God.
That was close.Copy !req
30. Why did you do that, Mac?
Goddamn it!Copy !req
31. You almost ran over that squirrel, Frank.Copy !req
32. So you should've let me mash it.
It's just a dumb-ass squirrel.Copy !req
33. Hey, do not say stupid shit like that...Copy !req
34. tonight at the animal rights event.Copy !req
35. But I can't wait to make my speech.Copy !req
36. I'm gonna get up there
and lace into these liberal nut jobs.Copy !req
37. What? I thought you loved animals now.Copy !req
38. No. I only donated all this money so I
could make a mockery of their cause.Copy !req
39. Animals should be food,
rugs and trophies.Copy !req
40. - Why do you think I'm wearing a leather suit?
- Are you? Is that leather?Copy !req
41. - You bet your ass it's leather.
- Huh. I just assumed it was plastic.Copy !req
42. - Who wears a plastic suit?
- I don't know, Frank.Copy !req
43. But I don't question
the things you do anymore.Copy !req
44. Listen, I'm gonna call us a tow truck
and get us out of here.Copy !req
45. I'm not getting any bars though.
You getting any bars, Frank?Copy !req
46. I got nothin'. What gives?Copy !req
47. - What gives is that we're in the middle of goddamn nowhere.Copy !req
48. What happened?
Are we in A.C.?Copy !req
49. No, we're not in A.C. because Mac wrecked
the car, and now we're stranded somewhere.Copy !req
50. Oh, man!Copy !req
51. "Come to Atlantic City," you said.Copy !req
52. "Let us tie you up and put a sack
on your head so you don't freak out.Copy !req
53. That'll be a good adventure,"
you said.Copy !req
54. Well, I'm freaking out a little bit.Copy !req
55. Relax. Relax, Charlie.
This is gonna be a great adventure.Copy !req
56. This is exciting. This is the unknown.
This is all part of it, man.Copy !req
57. Well, it ain't a great adventure to me.Copy !req
58. Riding on a private jet, sipping
champagne... that's an adventure.Copy !req
59. Then why didn't you fly us
in a private jet to A.C.?Copy !req
60. It's only 80 miles.
You know how quick that trip would be?Copy !req
61. It'd be a total waste of money.Copy !req
62. This is why I don't leave Philly.
You leave Philly, and bad shit happens.Copy !req
63. I mean, trees? Everywhere trees?
What the hell is this place?Copy !req
64. - I'm hitching a ride back home.
- Calm down, Char...Copy !req
65. Let's all walk,
and we'll find some help, okay?Copy !req
66. I'm not walking, 'cause I got
a baby on board, my feet hurt.Copy !req
67. I'm not going anywhere 'cause this suit
is, like, chafing me up like crazy.Copy !req
68. Oh, Jesus. All right. Mac and I and
Charlie will go find some help. Okay?Copy !req
69. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
Except I'm not gonna go.Copy !req
70. - I'm gonna hang back and oil up my glove.
- Your glo...Copy !req
71. What is your endgame in this?Copy !req
72. I'm gonna have a catch
with Chase Utley.Copy !req
73. - Chase Utley is not gonna have a catch with you.
- Come on. Come on.Copy !req
74. Don't you say that, Charlie!
Don't you say that!Copy !req
75. Listen.
We're gonna find help.Copy !req
76. - Hurry.
- Hurry up, guys. Hurry up.Copy !req
77. 'Cause I got to get to Chase.Copy !req
78. Does the air taste weird out here,
or is it just me?Copy !req
79. No. It's just you.Copy !req
80. Listen, I know you have
a lot of anxiety going on right now.Copy !req
81. But you gotta understand, we're both in
uncharted waters here. Wouldn't you say?Copy !req
82. But listen, you would consider me
a pretty methodical person, wouldn't you?Copy !req
83. - Oh, yeah, like a serial killer.Copy !req
84. Serial killer.
I like that. I like that.Copy !req
85. - It's a little bit of an exaggeration,
but I see your point. - Yeah.Copy !req
86. And I like it.
I take it as a compliment.Copy !req
87. Well, listen, sometimes even
I can't control everything.Copy !req
88. So when a new experience
presents itself to me...Copy !req
89. I try to stay open to it and just say yes.Copy !req
90. - Say yes, huh?
- Yeah. Hey, let me show you something. Let me show you something.Copy !req
91. - Look.
- Huh.Copy !req
92. - You wearing makeup?
- Well, I'm always wearing a little bit of foundation.Copy !req
93. But that's not the point.
What do you see there?Copy !req
94. Oh, shit! You got a lesion, dude.Copy !req
95. No, it's not...
That's not a lesion. It's a hickey.Copy !req
96. - You never seen a hickey?Copy !req
97. No, I have. Eew! Weird!Copy !req
98. I thought women our age
didn't give hickeys anymore.Copy !req
99. Oh, no, they don't.
Young ladies do though.Copy !req
100. And I met an extremely young lady
the other day, and she gave me this hickey.Copy !req
101. - Weird!
- No, she was legal. She was totally legal.Copy !req
102. I always check their licenses.
That's not the point.Copy !req
103. The point is, how did I
meet this young woman?Copy !req
104. Well, I got caught unexpectedly in a rainstorm
one day, so I retreated into a local theater.Copy !req
105. There I caught a matinee.Copy !req
106. And during this matinee, I saw this
young woman. I introduced myself.Copy !req
107. We both got caught up in the moment,
we said yes to the new experience...Copy !req
108. and that's how I wound up with this
wonderful and very sexual hickey.Copy !req
109. - Huh.
- You see what I'm saying about adventure, Charlie?Copy !req
110. Yeah, you always say yes to everything.Copy !req
111. Well, no, I don't always say yes.Copy !req
112. That's absurd. I'd be a dead man,
wouldn't I, if I said yes to everything.Copy !req
113. - Oh, shit, dude. Look at that truck right there.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
114. - Do you think there's someone in there?
- Well...Copy !req
115. What do we say
in this scenario, Charlie?Copy !req
116. We say yes.Copy !req
117. We say yes.Copy !req
118. Hiya. Sorry to wake you up there.
Sorry.Copy !req
119. What do you want?Copy !req
120. Our car broke down a little ways back. We
were hoping maybe you could help us out.Copy !req
121. I could radio that in and get you a tow truck,
but I'm about to hit the road myself.Copy !req
122. - You can always hitch a ride with me.
- Oh. Where you headed?Copy !req
123. Atlantic City.Copy !req
124. You got any munchies in the car?
I'm grumbling.Copy !req
125. No, Frank, we don't have
anything in the car...Copy !req
126. because we were starving ourselves
for the casino buffet.Copy !req
127. It was only supposed to be
a 45-minute drive.Copy !req
128. I gotta eat pretty soon.
I'm starting to get woozy.Copy !req
129. Yeah, I'm starting to get woozy too.Copy !req
130. I've been starving myself
for a few days for Chase.Copy !req
131. What?Copy !req
132. I wanted to create that sort of gaunt, angular
look with my cheekbones to impress him.Copy !req
133. You know, give myself
a more athletic look.Copy !req
134. But...
I'm starving.Copy !req
135. All right, let's jump into the forest
and we'll find some food there.Copy !req
136. Holy shit balls! It's a rabbit!Copy !req
137. Whoa, whoa! Frank, no!
We are not killing any animals, okay?Copy !req
138. Screw that. I'm hungry.
It's wabbit season.Copy !req
139. Okay, fine. Dee, come with me.Copy !req
140. I'm gonna find us something to eat.Copy !req
141. Where are you, wabbit?Copy !req
142. I'm gonna get you, wabbit.Copy !req
143. Oh.Copy !req
144. - There you are.Copy !req
145. What the hell?Copy !req
146. Wabbit, where'd you go?Copy !req
147. Shit! How'd you do that?Copy !req
148. Why are you staring at me?Copy !req
149. Why are you giving me that look?Copy !req
150. Whoa.Copy !req
151. We're having
a moment here, aren't we?Copy !req
152. You boys are, uh, awfully dressed up.Copy !req
153. - Oh. Yeah. Yeah, the tuxes.Copy !req
154. Sure, yeah, well, we're on our way
to Atlantic City for a charity event.Copy !req
155. You kind of threw me with those outfits.Copy !req
156. Don't usually find lot lizards
out in the wild.Copy !req
157. You know what?
I'm a little behind on my trucker terms.Copy !req
158. A lot lizard would be a, uh...Copy !req
159. A lizard.Copy !req
160. You know.
Truck stop whores. I mean...Copy !req
161. - Oh!
- Oh!
- No offense.Copy !req
162. No, man, none taken,
because we're not whores.Copy !req
163. - No, no, we're not prostitutes.
- Definitely not a lizard.Copy !req
164. Hey, hey. Shh. Hey.Copy !req
165. Your secret's safe with me.
Don't worry too. I'm not a cop.Copy !req
166. - We're not...
- I'm not gonna judge you neither.Copy !req
167. A man's gotta make a living, and looking
the way you do I'm not surprised.Copy !req
168. - I'm not surprised.
- Oh, I appreciate that. I appreciate that.Copy !req
169. - But again, not prostitutes.
- Not lizards though.Copy !req
170. Save your seduction for someone else.Copy !req
171. I do not tangle
with lizards no more. No.Copy !req
172. Back in the day, sure,
I would've indulged. Hell...Copy !req
173. I would've let you turn me
into Swiss cheese.Copy !req
174. I would've let you make me, uh...
make me into a mailbox.Copy !req
175. Just open the slot and put
whatever you want inside.Copy !req
176. - Wow. - We wouldn't do that.
- Not no more.Copy !req
177. I got a wife now.Copy !req
178. So I will not suck you,
and I will not be sucked on by you.Copy !req
179. Okay? That's it.Copy !req
180. That's a 10-4.Copy !req
181. Yeah, we read you loud and clear.Copy !req
182. And just to reiterate,
we don't suck on people. We own a bar.Copy !req
183. - You run a bar? Oh, I'm sure you do.
- Yeah.Copy !req
184. - I'm sure you do.
- Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
185. How far are we from Atlantic City?
Is it a long ride, or...Copy !req
186. We're a long way from Atlantic City,
a long way.Copy !req
187. - Still got a ways, huh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
188. It's grass, Mac.
You're eating grass.Copy !req
189. - I see Charlie eating grass all the time, okay?
- Oh, really?Copy !req
190. Okay, well, Charlie is not
an example of good health, so...Copy !req
191. Look,
Charlie is a survivor. All right?Copy !req
192. And that's the way we have to think...
eat anything to survive.Copy !req
193. Eew. What is that?Copy !req
194. That's a dead crow.Copy !req
195. Well, I'm definitely not eating that.Copy !req
196. Wait, wait, whoa. Why not?Copy !req
197. Because it is a disgusting dead bird,
that's why.Copy !req
198. You eat dead chickens
and dead turkeys all the time.Copy !req
199. - That's so hypocritical.
- Okay, that's not hypocritical. People eat chickens and turkeys.Copy !req
200. Nobody eats a crow.
It's a trash bird.Copy !req
201. You know what I do think? I think we're
gonna give this crow a proper burial.Copy !req
202. Well, I'm not gonna do that.
But what I will do is use it as bait. Ooh!Copy !req
203. What if we hide in the bushes...Copy !req
204. and then we wait for something higher on the
food chain to come along and grab it...Copy !req
205. and then we grab that and eat it.Copy !req
206. - That's a good idea. I'm gonna go to the car...
- I'm not doing that. No!Copy !req
207. I'm gonna go to the car, get a blanket...Copy !req
208. then we can pick up this trash bird
with it, and we'll do my plan.Copy !req
209. - I'm not helping you.
- That's all right. I'll do it myself.Copy !req
210. - I'll eat alone.
- I'm gonna find Frank.Copy !req
211. - I'm gonna get him on my team, okay?
- Good.Copy !req
212. Frank?Copy !req
213. Hey, Frank, where are you, bro?
Oh, there you are.Copy !req
214. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
Mac, I'm having a thing with this rabbit here.Copy !req
215. Whoa, dude!
He's staring right at you.Copy !req
216. We've been staring
at each other for 10 minutes.Copy !req
217. I-I... He's not afraid of me.Copy !req
218. He's looking at me like he knows me.Copy !req
219. He's looking at me like
he can see right through my soul.Copy !req
220. He probably can, dude.Copy !req
221. That is the connection
between man and beast.Copy !req
222. Animals can see souls.
That is a fact of nature.Copy !req
223. - No! Deandra, what the hell are you doing?Copy !req
224. It's cool, you guys, I got it.
I got it. We can eat.Copy !req
225. - We can't eat the rabbit. He's got my soul.
- What are you talking about?Copy !req
226. They had a moment, Dee.
They shared a connection.Copy !req
227. I know it's cute, you guys,
but, come on, this isn't about us anymore.Copy !req
228. I got to feed the baby. Mac, grab it
by the head and wring its neck off.Copy !req
229. I would rather grab your head and wring your
neck for wanting to kill this rabbit, all right?Copy !req
230. You want to eat it so bad, you kill it.Copy !req
231. Fine.Copy !req
232. I will kill it. I'll kill it,
and I'll eat it myself.Copy !req
233. - I'm gonna kill the shit out of it.
- Don't.Copy !req
234. Okay. This is us right here.Copy !req
235. - Atlantic City.Copy !req
236. Great. Yeah, thanks... No. We were hoping
to be dropped off at a casino though.Copy !req
237. This is just a motel.Copy !req
238. I know.Copy !req
239. I thought we would slip into a room...Copy !req
240. and you... could check my oil.Copy !req
241. Oh. No.Copy !req
242. Um, what happened, man?Copy !req
243. - I don't know.
- No, I'm sorry. I... No.Copy !req
244. Shoot, hell, maybe I knew I wanted it
when I... I gave you the ride.Copy !req
245. - No, no, no, no. You're better... Byron.
- Yeah!Copy !req
246. - Remember you changed?
- Byron, you've changed.Copy !req
247. You don't want
this kind of thing anymore.Copy !req
248. - No, I do want this kind of thing.
- No, you don't.Copy !req
249. You would not suck me
and you would not, um...Copy !req
250. - be sucked by me.
- Be sucked by us!Copy !req
251. - I take that back. I don't mean that.
- You can't take that back!Copy !req
252. - No take backs!
- I didn't mean any of those things.Copy !req
253. Look, think about your wife.
Remember, you said you love your wife.Copy !req
254. - I do, I do, I do. I do, but...
- Good.Copy !req
255. I got cash in my pocket,
I got desire in my heart...Copy !req
256. and I'm a-frothin' and a-foamin',
and I was thinking...Copy !req
257. Hey. Hey. I got an idea.Copy !req
258. What do you say...Copy !req
259. we slip into a room and you two
split me open like a coconut?Copy !req
260. - Oh.
- Dennis, what do we say in this situation?Copy !req
261. - We say no! We're gonna say no in this situation.
- Why? No! Why?Copy !req
262. Uh, it's just a...Copy !req
263. - Oh, my God, dude!
- Look at that!Copy !req
264. Should've locked my damn door.
Should've locked the door.Copy !req
265. Well, that was definitely
an adventure, huh?Copy !req
266. Yeah, well, sometimes the adventures
aren't always good ones.Copy !req
267. Yeah, but I said yes to
the new experience. Right?Copy !req
268. I'm out of Philly, I'm alive,
and I'm not afraid of truckers anymore.Copy !req
269. Well, if anything, you should be more afraid
of truckers now, but I do see your point.Copy !req
270. Hey, listen, I'm gonna try
and get in touch with the guys, okay?Copy !req
271. Aw, shit.Copy !req
272. Dude, I left my jacket in the truck.Copy !req
273. I had everything in that jacket.
It had all my money. It had my phone.Copy !req
274. - Do you have any money?
- Uh, yeah, it's all right there.Copy !req
275. - I put it all on black.
- What?Copy !req
276. - No, no, no, no, no!
- Black wins!Copy !req
277. - Baby!
- Oh, whew! God!Copy !req
278. - But that was lucky.
- Yeah, I know. But you know what, dude?Copy !req
279. You were right. I said yes
to this little adventure, and I won.Copy !req
280. - Would you like to bet again, sir?
- Yes, I would.Copy !req
281. - No. No.
- Let it ride, please.Copy !req
282. - What are you doing?
- Dude, I am gonna say yes to everything!Copy !req
283. We can't say yes to everything.
That is all of our money, dude.Copy !req
284. No, it's all my money.
You lost yours when you said no to the trucker.Copy !req
285. Did you want to say yes to the trucker?
Did you want to go bang the trucker in that motel?Copy !req
286. I don't know. We say yes to the trucker,
we go to the motel room...Copy !req
287. he passes out and dies,
we walk away with a free 18-wheeler.Copy !req
288. Dude, we are gonna lose
all of our money.Copy !req
289. - Black wins again!
- Oh, baby! Whoo!Copy !req
290. - Yes! Yes, yes!Copy !req
291. Let it ride, please.
Let it ride. Keep it coming.Copy !req
292. - Okay, okay, yeah, let it ride.Copy !req
293. I want to bash you, bunny.Copy !req
294. I want to give you one good bash
and eat your sweet, delicious meat.Copy !req
295. You can't kill the rabbit, Deandra.
It's got my soul.Copy !req
296. It's got the man's soul, Dee.Copy !req
297. Maybe I'll suffocate you.
I'll suffocate your rabbit face.Copy !req
298. Then I'll just suck all the life out of it
and then twist your neck and...Copy !req
299. Look, can we do this thing,
for crying out loud?Copy !req
300. - Yes, absolutely.
- This is absolutely ridiculous, holding a funeral for a crow.Copy !req
301. Yes, that's right, we are.
We are honoring its life.Copy !req
302. - I want to say a couple words.
- Yes, please.Copy !req
303. Uh, I've never been good to animals,
wearing a leather suit and all.Copy !req
304. And, uh, also,
I kicked a dog in a subway once.Copy !req
305. It was a real jerk move. I'm really sorry
I did it, and I like animals now.Copy !req
306. - That was beautiful, Frank.
- Okay, where the hell are Charlie and Dennis?Copy !req
307. - I feel like they're not coming back for us.
- They're coming back, okay?Copy !req
308. Guys, let's just do the right thing.Copy !req
309. Good night, sweet prince.Copy !req
310. Oh, God, you... you've gotta
be kidding me. Come on.Copy !req
311. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
312. - I mean, I never thought I would hold $15,000.
- That's amazing, bro.Copy !req
313. Listen, I thought
I was teaching you today.Copy !req
314. Let me tell you something, my friend.
You were teaching me.Copy !req
315. - I know. Look at all this amazing food.
- Oh, I'm starving.Copy !req
316. - I mean, they've got stuff I've never even seen before.
- Yeah.Copy !req
317. What is that?Copy !req
318. Hi there. You two are with
the Reynolds party, yes?Copy !req
319. Yeah. Yes.Copy !req
320. - Is one of you Frank?
- Oh, actually, uh...Copy !req
321. Yes.Copy !req
322. Hi, Mr. Reynolds.
I'm Deborah. We spoke on the phone.Copy !req
323. Yes. Yes!Copy !req
324. Well, now, I know
you'd like to say a few words.Copy !req
325. Is it all right
if we have you up to speak now?Copy !req
326. - Uh...
- Yes, it is.Copy !req
327. - Great. Well, come on.
- Yes! Yes, yes, yes.Copy !req
328. Mr. Reynolds here is one
of our largest new donors.Copy !req
329. Well, it's donors like him that makes
our work for animals possible.Copy !req
330. Thank you. Thank you.
I am Frank Reynolds.Copy !req
331. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Yes, yes.Copy !req
332. "Yes." That's the word
I want to talk about.Copy !req
333. - But first, let's talk about animals.
- Yes.Copy !req
334. If animals have taught me anything...Copy !req
335. it's that you can easily die, and very quickly,
under a bus and on the side of the road.Copy !req
336. - Yes.
- Okay?Copy !req
337. So you have to live in the now.
Live in the now!Copy !req
338. I'm gonna live in the now right now.Copy !req
339. I'm gonna donate another $5,000
to this charity right now.Copy !req
340. Oh! Oh! That's a...
Oh, you... That's too generous.Copy !req
341. - This is for the rats!
- Take it easy.Copy !req
342. All right. Oh! For the rats, people.Copy !req
343. - Yeah, yeah.
- And I'm done.Copy !req
344. - Good, good.
- Uh, Mr. Reynolds, there's one more thing.Copy !req
345. Per your request, we were able to
arrange a surprise night for your friend...Copy !req
346. with two true all-stars
of our organization...Copy !req
347. Chase Utley and Ryan Howard
of the Philadelphia Phillies.Copy !req
348. - Oh!Copy !req
349. - Hi.
- Mac, right?Copy !req
350. Uh, yes.Copy !req
351. I hear you're my number one fan.Copy !req
352. Yes, I am. Hi. Hi.Copy !req
353. - What's up, brother? All right.Copy !req
354. - Oh, my goodness.
- Okay. All right, let's get crazy.Copy !req
355. - Let's get crazy.
- Let's get nuts, you guys.Copy !req
356. - And you got a, uh...
- Please don't touch me.Copy !req
357. I'm gonna need some more of that.Copy !req
358. - I got it.
- Let's get a drink.Copy !req
359. - Get out of here.
- No Mets fans!Copy !req
360. - What are you thinking, coming in here, man?Copy !req
361. - Is it cool?
- It's cool.Copy !req
362. All right.Copy !req
363. Yeah!Copy !req
364. Guys, guys, calm down.
You're gonna hurt each other.Copy !req
365. - Huh?
- No, we're good, man. We're just having fun.Copy !req
366. I just saw you bite that dude.Copy !req
367. - Yeah, it was a...
- He took a bite. It was a fair bite.Copy !req
368. Yeah, he knew I could
bite him a little bit.Copy !req
369. Man, come here
and wrestle with us, dude.Copy !req
370. - You guys are wasted, man. Let's wrestle.
- Yeah, you're wasted.Copy !req
371. - No, we're not.
- You're not wasted?Copy !req
372. No, no, we're completely sober.
But you guys drank a lot though.Copy !req
373. - Yeah.
- You guys drank more than anybody I've ever seen.Copy !req
374. - Oh, really, dude?
- Whoo!Copy !req
375. - Good work, Charlie. Yeah!
- That's what we do.Copy !req
376. That's kinda what we do, man.
We just drink.Copy !req
377. Well, you know, it's been great, fellas,
but we're gonna take off now.Copy !req
378. - Oh!
- Really? You guys gonna go?Copy !req
379. Yeah, you guys try not to
hurt anybody tonight, okay?Copy !req
380. - No, no, no, we're good, dude.
- Nah, dude, nah. No, we're...Copy !req
381. - Get off me though, for real.
- Okay.Copy !req
382. - You guys take care, okay?
- All right!Copy !req
383. - Whoo! Boy, that was a hell of a night, man.Copy !req
384. Hell of a night, man.Copy !req
385. - Hey, how much money do we have left?
- 10,000 bucks.Copy !req
386. I got an idea
how we can spend that shit.Copy !req
387. Champagne! Champagne! Champagne!Copy !req
388. - Champagne!
- Here we go, gentlemen.Copy !req
389. - Hey! Thank you, Penelope.
- There it is! Champagne!Copy !req
390. - Oh, it's tearing me up inside.
- What?Copy !req
391. - What? What's going on, Frank? What are you doing?Copy !req
392. I ate the crow.Copy !req
393. - What... What'd he say?
- What?Copy !req
394. I ate the crow.Copy !req
395. - Why?
- I dug it up last night.Copy !req
396. I thought it would taste like chicken,
but I was wrong.Copy !req
397. - Oh, my G...
- I think I got to go to a hospital.Copy !req
398. All right. All right, look.Copy !req
399. They're clearly not coming back for us, okay?
I think we gotta start walking.Copy !req
400. Goddamn.Copy !req
401. - Oh, man.Copy !req
402. Seriously, I'm gonna be sad
when this is all over.Copy !req
403. Yeah, well, all good adventures
must come to an end at some point.Copy !req
404. All good things are ending.Copy !req
405. I shouldn't still be drinking.Copy !req
406. - Hey.
- Mm-hmm?Copy !req
407. I just thought of one last thing that would
be awesome. Give me your phone.Copy !req
408. Oh...Copy !req
409. Oh, this is gonna be...Copy !req
410. This is gonna be awesome, dude.Copy !req
411. - This is gonna be great.Copy !req
412. Look at... Yeah!Copy !req
413. I know, it feels like we're
walking a lot here, bunny.Copy !req
414. But as soon as we get back to the bar...Copy !req
415. you can have as many carrots
as your little heart desires.Copy !req
416. Dee, first you wanted to kill it...Copy !req
417. and now you're bringing it
back to the bar?Copy !req
418. Yeah. I named him
Peter Peter Nickel-Eater.Copy !req
419. 'Cause last night in the car
he tried to eat a nickel.Copy !req
420. It was the cutest thing I've ever seen.Copy !req
421. I say you bash its brains in
right now.Copy !req
422. I'm done liking animals.
This crow is eating me alive!Copy !req
423. - Frank, you are sick...Copy !req
424. because you ate rancid, maggot-filled meat,
not because of animals.Copy !req
425. And, Dee, you've got to
set that rabbit free.Copy !req
426. - Really?
- Yes!Copy !req
427. It needs to live in the wild...Copy !req
428. where it can be free and safe in the
loving embrace of Mother Nature, okay?Copy !req
429. Trust me, Peter Nickels-Eater
is gonna be much happier.Copy !req
430. Yeah, all right. You're right.Copy !req
431. Okay, buddy, I love you,
but go back to your family now.Copy !req
432. - Go on.
- Okay. See? He's happier already.Copy !req
433. He's gonna go back to his mother and father,
and he's gonna have a wonderful life.Copy !req
434. Goddamn it.Copy !req
435. - Goddamn it!
- Okay, nature is bullshit.Copy !req
436. - I'm done with this.
- I told you animals suck.Copy !req
437. - Okay... Wait. Was that a text?Copy !req
438. - You getting reception?
- Yes, I guess I'm getting reception. I just got a text.Copy !req
439. - Oh, it's from Dennis.
- Oh.Copy !req
440. I think he sent me a picture.Copy !req
441. No.Copy !req
442. Oh! You guys! You guys, a car!Copy !req
443. - No.
- Hey!Copy !req
444. - Hi-yo! Oh-oh-oh, we're saved!
- Hey! Hey!Copy !req
445. Hey there! Y'all need a ride?Copy !req
446. - Yes. Yes.
- Yeah!Copy !req
447. Must be hot, huh?
Oh! Hey, you! Mr. Hottie!Copy !req
448. Come on now.Copy !req
449. English - US - SDHCopy !req