1. When you come face-to-face
with something like that...Copy !req
2. what are you supposed to do?Copy !req
3. - You just have to laugh.Copy !req
4. - Hey, buddy.
- Yeah, what's going on there, pal?Copy !req
5. Oh, my God. I just found a rat's nest.Copy !req
6. Slaughtered about 200 of 'em.Copy !req
7. Two-Two hundred? Couldn't be. That's...Copy !req
8. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
9. It's like...Copy !req
10. It's like whole generations of those things
have died at my hands, and...Copy !req
11. mothers, fathers,
grandfathers, little baby rats.Copy !req
12. - Oh, yeah.Copy !req
13. - Wow.
- Well, you know, keep up the good work.Copy !req
14. Yeah.Copy !req
15. Sometimes I wonder though if...Copy !req
16. our lives are
really more valuable than theirs.Copy !req
17. - You know what I mean?
- Yeah.Copy !req
18. - They are.
- Yeah.Copy !req
19. - Our lives are, definitely. Yeah.
- Without a doubt.Copy !req
20. - Yeah.
- Without a doubt.Copy !req
21. If that makes you feel any...Copy !req
22. - Yeah, well...
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
23. I suppose I oughta...Copy !req
24. Get back to it?Copy !req
25. - Yep.
- Jump right back in there, tiger.Copy !req
26. Get on the horse, Charlie.
Bash. Bash 'em up.Copy !req
27. - Do what you do best.
- All right. Thanks, guys.Copy !req
28. - I just gotta go the bathroom.
- Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
29. - All right, man. He touched me with it.
- Ugh! God, what a life, huh?Copy !req
30. - Today's his birthday.
- Are you kidding me?Copy !req
31. - Poor guy... on a day like this.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
32. We ought to do something nice for him.Copy !req
33. - Definitely. Yeah. Absolutely.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
34. - Oh. You wanna get him a new rat stick?
- That's a good idea.Copy !req
35. I was thinking maybe
we should throw him a surprise party.Copy !req
36. He is really bummed.
I guess we could do something nice for him.Copy !req
37. Definitely. For one day...Copy !req
38. let's make the poor bastard feel special.Copy !req
39. For one day, let's make this lowly
rat killer feel like a king.Copy !req
40. Yes.Copy !req
41. In the simplest...Copy !req
42. - Easiest way.
- easiest...Copy !req
43. I'm tired today, you know?Copy !req
44. Here it is. I got it.Copy !req
45. I'm thinking we go with
a Hawaiian trip-hop...Copy !req
46. - underground luau theme.
- What?Copy !req
47. - Hmm?
- What even is that?Copy !req
48. Charlie's been hanging around with this
guy Duncan from under the bridge...Copy !req
49. and he runs with this rough crowd...Copy !req
50. and they're all into this
Hawaiian underground shit, you know?Copy !req
51. And I made a little list of stuff
that would really support that theme.Copy !req
52. "Fill bar with sand. Roast wild pig.Copy !req
53. Invite Duncan and crew."Copy !req
54. Ooh, this seems like a whole lot of work.Copy !req
55. - Does anybody really even like surprise parties anyway?
- I don't.Copy !req
56. What the hell's the matter with you?
How did you get so cynical?Copy !req
57. - Cynical?
- You can't even get excited to give your friend a party.Copy !req
58. Giving somebody a birthday party...
a surprise party...Copy !req
59. is one of the greatest things
you can do for him.Copy !req
60. - Okay, Frank, all right, all right.
- All right.Copy !req
61. Well, maybe we are being a little cynical.Copy !req
62. Clearly, this means a lot to you, so fine.Copy !req
63. - We'll jump on board with the party. What's the plan?
- Okay.Copy !req
64. - The plan is you guys execute this list.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
65. I am gonna take Charlie
to the spa for a day to distract him.Copy !req
66. Hold on. Why do you get to spend the day
at a spa while we do all the legwork?Copy !req
67. Because I got these two
coupons in the mail.Copy !req
68. Okay, I'm pregnant,
and you haven't offered me coupons...Copy !req
69. or spa days or roasted pigs or surprises
or any of those fun things.Copy !req
70. Oh, oh, okay. Well, in the
interest of not being cynical...Copy !req
71. and doing shit for other people...Copy !req
72. I'm gonna suggest that we give
the two coupons to Dee...Copy !req
73. and she does the spa thing.Copy !req
74. - Surprise.
- Perfect. Thank you. All right, cool.Copy !req
75. I will take this coupon and sneak out
the back so Charlie doesn't see me.Copy !req
76. - Oh, wait, wait. What? What?
- What?Copy !req
77. No, you have to take Charlie
with you to the spa.Copy !req
78. - That's the whole thing. You have to distract him. That's...
- Oh, shit. Yeah.Copy !req
79. Frank, you might be right
about us getting cynical.Copy !req
80. I just...
I just jumped straight to default...Copy !req
81. and was gonna throw
this second coupon in the trash.Copy !req
82. - Right.
- But the Charlie thing... We're doing the Charlie thing.Copy !req
83. Okay. I got it. I'm on it.Copy !req
84. Okay.Copy !req
85. Hey, Charlie!Copy !req
86. Hey, listen, uh,
you've been really stressed...Copy !req
87. so I thought I would take you
for a spa day, just you and me.Copy !req
88. A what day?Copy !req
89. - A spa day.
- What is this word "spa"?Copy !req
90. I feel like you're starting to say a word
and you're not finishing it.Copy !req
91. Are you trying to say "spaghetti"?
Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?Copy !req
92. No, Charlie, I wasn't trying to
take you for a spaghetti day.Copy !req
93. Oh, God, you know what? It doesn't matter.Copy !req
94. It's okay. That's all right.
I'm doing something nice here.Copy !req
95. Tell you what.
Let's go to a movie. Wanna go to a movie?Copy !req
96. Dee, I go to a movie or a spaghetti place
with you, and out there, I'm the rat.Copy !req
97. What if I guarantee you that nobody
out there will put you into a bag...Copy !req
98. and bash you against a telephone pole?Copy !req
99. Would that comfort you at all?Copy !req
100. No. That's a guarantee
you can't make, Dee, all right?Copy !req
101. - I'll tell you what.
- That's why I'm building this little puppy.Copy !req
102. - Yeah. Don't do... Okay.
- And no one's getting bashed.Copy !req
103. If you don't come with me to the movie...Copy !req
104. I'm gonna take this raccoon of yours
and bash it into a telephone pole.Copy !req
105. No! I can't take
any more bashing today, all right?Copy !req
106. - Let's go. This will be fun.
- All right, let's go.Copy !req
107. - Dennis.
- Yeah?Copy !req
108. Check that box of tiki torches.
Start setting those up.Copy !req
109. - What, this?
- Yeah, that box there.Copy !req
110. - What is this? We didn't put this in here.
- Surprise!Copy !req
111. - What is that? What'd you do?
- I got you a present, bro.Copy !req
112. I'm trying to be less cynical. And Frank is totally right.
The surprise is the way to go.Copy !req
113. - So you got me a gift.
- Yes.Copy !req
114. While we were picking up the decorations,
I slipped out...Copy !req
115. and I got you something
I think you're gonna like.Copy !req
116. - Okay, all right.
- Okay.Copy !req
117. - Ah!
- Oh!Copy !req
118. Oh! Shirt! I love this shirt.Copy !req
119. That's great, man. Thank you.Copy !req
120. - This isn't the shirt that I picked out.
- Yeah. No. Well, no.Copy !req
121. - What is this?
- It's the shirt that I... that I picked out.Copy !req
122. But that's cool.Copy !req
123. Here's the thing, man. I...Copy !req
124. I got a little suspicious
when you slipped out earlier...Copy !req
125. and so I followed you into the store...Copy !req
126. and I saw that you were about to make
a really bad choice...Copy !req
127. and then you did make that choice
and you bought that other shirt.Copy !req
128. It was a bad shirt.
It was an ugly shirt... hideous really.Copy !req
129. So I grabbed that shirt out of the bag
when you weren't looking...Copy !req
130. and I returned it and I bought myself
this shirt, which isn't hideous.Copy !req
131. - And so, surprise.
- That was a good shirt.Copy !req
132. No.Copy !req
133. This brings me no joy at all.Copy !req
134. I feel nothing.Copy !req
135. I feel like you just stole money from me...Copy !req
136. and then you bought yourself a...Copy !req
137. - shirt.
- A shirt with your money.Copy !req
138. - Yeah.
- Well, that is what happened.Copy !req
139. That is a ridiculous
price, and you know it.Copy !req
140. Supposing I bought a pig unseasoned
and dressed it myself?Copy !req
141. Then what? What then?Copy !req
142. Well, that's not
what Jerry Carelli said, asshole.Copy !req
143. Ha! Pitting two pig dealers
against each other.Copy !req
144. - Ah, sure.
- Frank, are you sure about this luau thing?Copy !req
145. - It's a ton of work.
- Yeah. Does Charlie even know what a luau is?Copy !req
146. I doubt Charlie can even
say the word "luau."Copy !req
147. How do you know that this is what he wants?Copy !req
148. Well, because I read it in his dream book.Copy !req
149. - His what? His dream book?
- Yeah.Copy !req
150. Charlie keeps a book
of dreams and aspirations.Copy !req
151. They're mostly in pictures and symbols...Copy !req
152. but he has been obsessing
about this luau thing...Copy !req
153. since we met Duncan under the bridge.Copy !req
154. Okay, now, my first instinct...Copy !req
155. when you say things
about meeting people under bridges...Copy !req
156. is to berate you for hanging out
with people under a bridge...Copy !req
157. and to say to you,
"Why do you hang out with these people?Copy !req
158. You and Charlie shouldn't be asso..."Copy !req
159. But I'm not gonna say anything
because I don't wanna be cynical anymore.Copy !req
160. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm...Copy !req
161. - Maybe the bridge is exciting.
- The bridge is awesome.Copy !req
162. - Ooh. It's probably pretty cool.Copy !req
163. - Ooh. Hold on a second.Copy !req
164. Hey. It's the other pig guy.Copy !req
165. Ha. So you come crawling back,
you cheap sack of shit.Copy !req
166. You can't bring food into the theater.Copy !req
167. Hmm? Oh, no, I'm not.Copy !req
168. - I... I bought it over there with that food.
- No, you didn't.Copy !req
169. How do you know that?Copy !req
170. Because we don't serve spaghetti...Copy !req
171. and I just watched you walk in with it.Copy !req
172. You called my bluff, sir.
I shall dispose of this posthaste.Copy !req
173. A moment, please.Copy !req
174. Dee, pop this into your purse real quick.Copy !req
175. No. Absolutely not. No.
Why did you have to bring spaghetti...Copy !req
176. You got me hankering for spaghetti
and I want it.Copy !req
177. - Just eat it fast and we'll go.
- No. I wanna enjoy it and watch the movie.Copy !req
178. - It's gonna make a mess in my purse.
- I'm leaving...Copy !req
179. - because the spaghetti is the whole deal for me.
- Goddamn it.Copy !req
180. Just put it in. Be careful.
This is so stupid.Copy !req
181. - And there we go! Got rid of it.
- Great. Thank you.Copy !req
182. Okay. Look at this place, Dee.
Look at the size of this place.Copy !req
183. - What does 3-D even stand for?
- Third dimension.Copy !req
184. Just... Please stop talking.Copy !req
185. Third dimen... What dimension are we in?Copy !req
186. Shh. Charlie, I don't know.Copy !req
187. Isn't stuff supposed to pop out at us?Copy !req
188. I don't know.
I'm not sure. Let's watch and find out.Copy !req
189. - [High-pitched Whistle]
- Whoa! -Copy !req
190. - Did you see that?
- Yeah, I saw that.Copy !req
191. That came right at you. Is this safe?Copy !req
192. - Are you kidding me?
- Well, I don't know.Copy !req
193. Take the glasses off
if you're uncomfortable, okay?Copy !req
194. - But then everything's blurry.
- Then put the glasses on and shut the hell up.Copy !req
195. - Shh.
- You shh.Copy !req
196. See, stuff's not safe. Uh-oh.Copy !req
197. Whoa. What happened to my meatball?Copy !req
198. - Would you shut up?
- Oh, no.Copy !req
199. - I bet it flew off when I...
- Okay, you are a sleuth.Copy !req
200. You've gotten to the bottom of it.
That's very exciting.Copy !req
201. - Now shut up.
- Let me just find it. I'm sorry.Copy !req
202. - Charlie, sit down.
- Did you see a meatball over here?Copy !req
203. If you don't sit down and shut up
and watch the movie...Copy !req
204. I'm gonna attack you.Copy !req
205. I don't care how pregnant I am,
I'm gonna attack you.Copy !req
206. - I got it. I got it.
- You got it? Good. Sit down.Copy !req
207. - Got the meatball.
- Sit down!Copy !req
208. - Quiet down!
- The movie's boring.Copy !req
209. You... How would you...
You're not watching the movie.Copy !req
210. Uh-oh.Copy !req
211. - You're not gonna like this.
- What happened?Copy !req
212. - Ah, nuts. Some spaghetti spilled in
your purse a little bit. - Oh, shit.Copy !req
213. Want your spaghetti, Charlie?
You want your spaghetti?Copy !req
214. - Here's your spaghetti.
- Oh, don't dump it on the ground like that.Copy !req
215. - Shut up and watch the movie.
- I don't wanna shut up and watch the movie.Copy !req
216. Can't eat spaghetti.
Can't follow the movie. Doesn't make sense.Copy !req
217. - I'm going back to the bar. I'm taking the spaghetti.
- Go to the bar.Copy !req
218. - Excuse me.
- Shut up!Copy !req
219. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?Copy !req
220. - Dude, I just saw another rat.Copy !req
221. There's definitely
a ton of rats in here, that's for sure.Copy !req
222. I see him.Copy !req
223. - Oh, shit.
- We gotta distract him.Copy !req
224. - I'll tell him the keg exploded.
- That's a stupid idea.Copy !req
225. - That's a stupid idea. We're going with the burst pipe.
- I like the keg idea.Copy !req
226. Your ideas are so stupid. Go with
the burst pipe. That would never happen.Copy !req
227. - Whatever. We gotta go.
- A keg would never explode.Copy !req
228. Hey, Charlie! Charlie! Charlie boy!Copy !req
229. Hey, where'd you get those glasses, bud?Copy !req
230. Oh, these? They're just, like,
third-dimension glasses, you know?Copy !req
231. Don't really work though, 'cause I
feel like I'm still seeing stuff...Copy !req
232. in whatever dimension we live in.Copy !req
233. - Uh, right.
- Yeah.Copy !req
234. You can't really go in
the bar right now, bro.Copy !req
235. - Why not?
- A keg exploded.Copy !req
236. - A pipe...
- Yeah.Copy !req
237. Holy shit. Can that happen?Copy !req
238. A piece of metal flew off the keg
and hit Dennis in the dick.Copy !req
239. Holy shit! Are you okay?Copy !req
240. Yeah. No, I-I'm fine. I got lucky.Copy !req
241. It mashed right into it.
We all thought he was gonna lose it.Copy !req
242. Charlie, it lumped it up and mangled it
like a chicken potpie down there.Copy !req
243. - Oh, God.
- Dickless Dennis.Copy !req
244. - No. It's totally fine.
- That's what we should call him... Dickless Dennis.Copy !req
245. Oh, Dickless Dennis.
But it doesn't apply...Copy !req
246. because my dick totally went back
to normal, and it's fine now.Copy !req
247. - I'll show it to you.
- I don't wanna see it.Copy !req
248. - Moving on, how was the spa?
- Spa?Copy !req
249. Sp... Uh... Oh, spaghetti. How's my spaghetti?
Dee threw it on the floor.Copy !req
250. The spa. The spa that Dee took you to.Copy !req
251. Oh, no, she took me to a movie.Copy !req
252. Yeah, it was lame.
I couldn't understand it. Made no sense.Copy !req
253. That cynical bitch.Copy !req
254. Hello. I would like to redeem this coupon.Copy !req
255. - Go ahead and toss this one in the trash for me.
- Busted! See?Copy !req
256. - You're busted, Dee.
- What?Copy !req
257. - What are you guys doing here?
- I'm taking Charlie to the spa because he's stressed.Copy !req
258. A keg exploded in the bar.
Blew Dennis's dick off.Copy !req
259. - No, no. My dick is fine, Dee.
- It's a mess down there. It's a monster.Copy !req
260. - Let me have those coupons.
- No. You said I could have them.Copy !req
261. Dee, you were supposed to take Charlie.Copy !req
262. I tried to take Charlie,
but he refused to go.Copy !req
263. What is your spaghetti policy here?Copy !req
264. Are you hearing this? Are you hearing this?Copy !req
265. - He doesn't belong in a place like this.
- All right, come on.Copy !req
266. We're wasting time.Copy !req
267. Go get Duncan and the bridge crew
and bring them to the bar.Copy !req
268. - I'll occupy Charlie.
- No.Copy !req
269. Where's the robes?Copy !req
270. I think this is it, right here.Copy !req
271. - This is sketchy as hell.
- Yeah.Copy !req
272. Hey. Um, yeah, we're looking for Duncan.Copy !req
273. - Oh, let's go.
- Oh, yeah, we should take that as a sign, right?Copy !req
274. Come on in.Copy !req
275. Yeah?Copy !req
276. You pregnant.Copy !req
277. - Come on now.Copy !req
278. - What is happening in here?
- I don't know.Copy !req
279. - Come on now.
- All right.Copy !req
280. Mr. Duncan, we were wondering
if we could talk to you about...Copy !req
281. I ain't no Duncan. It's this nigga right
here about to go level three and shit.Copy !req
282. - What's up?
- Oh, you're Duncan.Copy !req
283. Mr. Duncan, we were wondering if you
could come to a surprise party for Charlie.Copy !req
284. Who?Copy !req
285. Charlie. He's Frank's friend.Copy !req
286. You guys have all been hanging out
under a bridge.Copy !req
287. Oh, yeah. Frank. I know that bitch.Copy !req
288. Okay. Hey, listen.
Frank mentioned that you might be willing...Copy !req
289. Oh, shit! Level three, son!Copy !req
290. Yo! Level three!Copy !req
291. Guys, come over here.
This is bizarre, okay?Copy !req
292. Charlie should not have anything
to do with these people. They are deranged.Copy !req
293. Frank has too much influence
over this whole thing, all right?Copy !req
294. - I think we gotta stop and think
about what Charlie wants. - Yeah.Copy !req
295. We need to get our hands
on Charlie's dream book...Copy !req
296. and figure out what that
kid wants ourselves.Copy !req
297. - Mother pus bucket!
- You piece of shit! You broke my wall!Copy !req
298. What I tell you? Huh, son?Copy !req
299. - Should we call the police?
- No, no. Let's just go.Copy !req
300. - Let's get the hell out of here.
- All right.Copy !req
301. Charlie, let's go. Get in here.Copy !req
302. - Oh! Ooh!
- Whew!Copy !req
303. Hey, guys, the management
needs everybody to get out...Copy !req
304. because they caught a guy
jerking off in here...Copy !req
305. and they're gonna send in a crew
to wipe down the loads.Copy !req
306. Go ahead. Go on. Let's go.Copy !req
307. God, it's terrible. It's really disgusting.Copy !req
308. Ah. Okay.Copy !req
309. Get rid of all the strange dongs.Copy !req
310. - Oh.
- Yeah.Copy !req
311. - A little bit.
- I don't get it, man.Copy !req
312. What's so relaxing about sitting around
in a hot, wet room?Copy !req
313. It's all about opening
up your pores, Charlie.Copy !req
314. - Yeah.
- Take your robe off.Copy !req
315. Yeah. That's it.Copy !req
316. You got your clothes on.
You gotta take your clothes off.Copy !req
317. What? No way, dude.
I'm not getting naked in public.Copy !req
318. Suit yourself, all right?Copy !req
319. - I am going to roast like a pig.
- All right.Copy !req
320. - I'm gonna eat spaghetti.Copy !req
321. Oh, God.Copy !req
322. Whoa. Hey, guys, guys, guys.Copy !req
323. I bet you this is it. "Dram... Dram bach."
I bet that means "dream book."Copy !req
324. Yeah. Look at this... pictures and symbols.Copy !req
325. I don't see anything about our stupid luau,
but, uh, this looks weird.Copy !req
326. - What do you make of that, guys?
- That looks like a drawing of a pair of jeans.Copy !req
327. A plus sign and a chicken.Copy !req
328. "Denim chicken."Copy !req
329. Denim chicken.Copy !req
330. Okay, guys, my gut is telling me
to throw this book in the trash.Copy !req
331. - Well, yeah.
- It's absolute nonsense.Copy !req
332. We're all feeling the same things,
but we need to fight that instinct.Copy !req
333. We have to throw a party for Charlie.
It's so simple.Copy !req
334. - If we can't do that, what does that say about us?
- You're right.Copy !req
335. This isn't about us. Let's not be cynical.
Let's do what the kid wants.Copy !req
336. If he wants a werm... hat...Copy !req
337. - Worm hat.
- Worm hat.Copy !req
338. How do we get him a worm hat?
I don't know what that is.Copy !req
339. - Maybe there's a drawing or... What is that?
- That's a bird with teeth.Copy !req
340. It sure is.Copy !req
341. We don't have a lot of time.
Let's figure out the best we can do.Copy !req
342. - We can do it.
- We'll do these things. We'll do these things.Copy !req
343. - Okay.
- Let's go. Okay.Copy !req
344. Dude, how much longer
do we have to stay in here?Copy !req
345. Come on. Just relax. Take your clothes off.Copy !req
346. I feel trapped in here, Frank.Copy !req
347. I'm trapped like a rat.Copy !req
348. Holy shit,
I'm trapped like a rat, aren't I?Copy !req
349. - No, you're not, Charlie.
- I'm a rat in here!Copy !req
350. I'm a rat!
I'm trapped like a...Copy !req
351. - I gotta get out of here.
- Calm down, Charlie.Copy !req
352. I'm tired of being in weird places, Frank,
'cause I'm trapped like a rat.Copy !req
353. Calm down, Charlie.
Calm down. Relax. All right, all right.Copy !req
354. - I gotta get out of here!
- Now calm down.Copy !req
355. - How do I get this off?
- Take it easy.Copy !req
356. - Charlie.Copy !req
357. - Take it easy.
- Just bash me, Frank.Copy !req
358. - I'm not gonna bash you, Charlie.
- Just bash me like a rat!Copy !req
359. Bash me like a rat and get it over with!Copy !req
360. Oh. Sorry, guys.Copy !req
361. Just let me know when you're done.Copy !req
362. I'm the guy who wipes down the loads.Copy !req
363. Hurry up.Copy !req
364. - I'm not wearing this stupid thing, and that's it.
- It's a lei.Copy !req
365. Surprise!Copy !req
366. What the shit is this? Where's my luau?Copy !req
367. - We went around you, Frank.
- Yeah.Copy !req
368. - Happy birthday, Charlie.
- Happy birthday.Copy !req
369. Happy birthday? Oh.Copy !req
370. Is that why you guys were doing
all that weird shit with me today?Copy !req
371. Yeah. We were trying to distract you
so we could plan your party.Copy !req
372. Thanks, guys. Yeah.
It's not my birthday though.Copy !req
373. - Hmm?
- It's not your birthday?Copy !req
374. - No.
- No, dicks. It's my birthday.Copy !req
375. - Wha...
- Are you kidding me?Copy !req
376. - No, I'm not kidding you.
- Wait a second.Copy !req
377. Were you trying to get us
to plan your surprise party?Copy !req
378. Why wouldn't you just plan it yourself?Copy !req
379. Well, that's lame.Copy !req
380. This way I get my surprise party...Copy !req
381. and I give you the satisfaction
of doing something nice for somebody.Copy !req
382. - Oh, my God.
- That is not doing something nice. That is tricking us.Copy !req
383. - Son of a bitch.
- Where's Duncan?Copy !req
384. You should not be hanging out with Duncan.Copy !req
385. You should not be associating
with people like that.Copy !req
386. I'm saying it. I don't care.
It's coming out of my mouth.Copy !req
387. Those weird bridge people that are like...Copy !req
388. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
389. All that "hawwoowin lauow"?Copy !req
390. - I knew he couldn't say it.
- Luau. Luau.Copy !req
391. - What is it? Hello.
- Luau. Luau.Copy !req
392. - It's not a word.
- Huh?Copy !req
393. What do we got going on over here, guys?Copy !req
394. Well, Charlie,
when we thought it was your birthday...Copy !req
395. we went through your dream book and we tried to
re-create some of the stuff we found in there.Copy !req
396. Yes, that's okay. Um...Copy !req
397. - Denim chicken?
- Yes!Copy !req
398. - Yeah, denim chicken.Copy !req
399. - Now I got to reroute the pig delivery.
- Nobody gives a shit.Copy !req
400. - So we also have the bird, with teeth.
- Yep.Copy !req
401. Wow! Okay.Copy !req
402. And I'm assuming the teeth are fake, yes?Copy !req
403. Yes. Well, they're not real human teeth,
if that's what you're asking me.Copy !req
404. No, did you discover a bird with teeth
in this fashion?Copy !req
405. - That does not exist in nature.
- Okay.Copy !req
406. I'm not sure about that,
but either way, good glue work.Copy !req
407. Do any of you assholes
wanna know how old I am?Copy !req
408. - Whatever, Frank.
- Nobody...Copy !req
409. - All right, so...
- Charlie, this is my favorite part.Copy !req
410. We weren't quite sure
what a worm hat was, right?Copy !req
411. So we made a few of 'em.
This is the first one.Copy !req
412. It's a hat made of worms, okay?Copy !req
413. And then option number two
is a hat that you put on.Copy !req
414. And when you do that,
you look like maybe you're a worm.Copy !req
415. - Like a worm, yeah.
- And then the third one... and this is the best one...Copy !req
416. is a hat for your worm.Copy !req
417. Your teeny tiny little worm
gets a teeny tiny little hat.Copy !req
418. If you want him to be fancy.Copy !req
419. - So which one is it?
- Which one were you talking about?Copy !req
420. Well, I don't recall
ever writing "worm hat."Copy !req
421. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was in your dream book. Your...Copy !req
422. Oh!
"Wermhat."Copy !req
423. That's a German guy. His name's Hans Wermhat.
He appears in my dreams.Copy !req
424. He drives a biplane and he shoots it at me,
and I run through a field.Copy !req
425. You know what?
You guys blow. I'm gonna go find Duncan.Copy !req
426. - Go! Go!
- Get lost! Wow! Guys!Copy !req
427. Wow! The denim chicken,
the bird with teeth, Wermhat's worm hat.Copy !req
428. I don't know what to say, man.
This is just what I needed today.Copy !req
429. Guess what, buddy. There's one more thing.Copy !req
430. Is that what I think it is?Copy !req
431. - That's a new rat stick, dude.
- Yeah.Copy !req
432. And you can bash up a whole bunch of rats
with one quick strike...Copy !req
433. - so it's more humane.
- Yeah?Copy !req
434. Oh, man.Copy !req
435. - What do you think?
- Oh, you like it?Copy !req
436. - I love it. I mean...
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437. I don't know what to say
'cause no one's ever really, um...Copy !req
438. I don't know what to say, guys.Copy !req
439. You don't have to say anything, man.Copy !req
440. Maybe I could give it a quick whirl
in the basement...Copy !req
441. and see if I could kill a couple rats.Copy !req
442. - Absolutely. You've earned it.
- You should.Copy !req
443. Go bash 'em up, buddy.Copy !req
444. Whoo!Copy !req
445. - What a life.
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446. English - US - SDHCopy !req