1. I'm only gonna
be here for 10 minutes.Copy !req
2. I got to get my pump on.
I have a very big day.Copy !req
3. I'm sorry. I can't let you in.Copy !req
4. I don't understand why you're insisting
on jamming me up here, bro.Copy !req
5. I'm not trying to jam you up.
I just don't believe you.Copy !req
6. What is not to believe?
I am absolutely Dennis Reynolds.Copy !req
7. - This picture looks nothing like you.
- Well, thank you.Copy !req
8. Because I have actually packed on
15 or 20 pounds of solid bulk muscle...Copy !req
9. since that picture was taken, bro.Copy !req
10. It's actually a testament to your gym.Copy !req
11. I'm gonna need you to either
buy your own membership, or get out.Copy !req
12. - Mac?
- Yeah.Copy !req
13. - Hey! Tranny! Carmen.
- Yeah.Copy !req
14. Sorry. How you doing? Wow. You look great.Copy !req
15. Sweet camel toe. That's a good tuck job.
You have it taped back there?Copy !req
16. - No.
- It's good.Copy !req
17. It's actually gone. I had the surgery.Copy !req
18. - Get out! That's fantastic!Copy !req
19. I thought I was gonna get a phone call
after the old snip-snip...Copy !req
20. 'cause we talked about that, but either way,
now that you're dickless, I'm into it.Copy !req
21. - What are you doing this afternoon?
- How's it goin'?Copy !req
22. Uh... It's goin' good, pal...Copy !req
23. but, uh, the lady... isn't interested.Copy !req
24. Uh, Mac, I would like you
to meet my husband, Nick.Copy !req
25. Husband? You're married.Copy !req
26. Great.Copy !req
27. Now, what do you guys think?
They're good almonds, right?Copy !req
28. - They are tasty.
- These almonds? Yeah, they're fine.Copy !req
29. I found them in, like...
in a little pile in the alleyway.Copy !req
30. - A squirrel must have piled them up and then got hit by a car.
- Why? Why, why, why?Copy !req
31. - Why would you feed us alley almonds?
- Why wouldn't you tell us that?Copy !req
32. - They're perfectly good.
- Guys. Guys, guys. I've got news.Copy !req
33. I've got huge news. So I went down
to the gym this morning, right?Copy !req
34. I was all amped up,
'cause Charlie and I found a bunch of nuts.Copy !req
35. I was so full of protein, okay?Copy !req
36. I went to get my pump on,
but I couldn't get my pump on.Copy !req
37. Now, I know what you're thinking.Copy !req
38. Clearly, I did get my pump on, but that's
'cause I just did a bunch of push-ups outside.Copy !req
39. - Also why I'm out of breath.
- What in God's name are you talking about?Copy !req
40. - Is this the big news?
- No. I ran into the tranny.Copy !req
41. She got her dick cut off
and she married a dude.Copy !req
42. - Oh.
- Oh, that's great!Copy !req
43. Congratulations to her.Copy !req
44. - No, that is not great.
- No?Copy !req
45. - That is a gay marriage.
- Uh, I got a question for you.Copy !req
46. - One's a girl, one's a guy.
- Yeah.Copy !req
47. And how is that gay?Copy !req
48. Well, for starters, clearly,
her husband is a homosexual, okay?Copy !req
49. Why are you making that assumption?Copy !req
50. Because he's with a tranny?
You were with the tranny. What are you saying?Copy !req
51. No! Charlie, that is completely different,
and you know it.Copy !req
52. Yeah. No. He's right. That's different, 'cause this new guy...
if I'm hearing correctly...Copy !req
53. he waited until she got her dick cut off
before he banged her.Copy !req
54. - But that means...
- No.Copy !req
55. Who gives a shit if gays want to be miserable
like everybody else and get married?Copy !req
56. Let 'em do it. It's no skin off my ass.Copy !req
57. No. Marriage is a wonderful thing.Copy !req
58. It's between two people who decide they want
to spend the rest of their lives together...Copy !req
59. because they love each other very much.Copy !req
60. I'm all for it, and I think everyone
should be entitled to it.Copy !req
61. Oh, everybody up on their high horse
of marriage all of a sudden.Copy !req
62. Marriage is about procreation, okay?Copy !req
63. This is gay marriage.
That's two dudes banging each other.Copy !req
64. What do you get from that?
Nothin'. Nothin'.Copy !req
65. Uh, that is a persuasive argument.Copy !req
66. You should take your powerful extension cord
argument straight to the supreme court.Copy !req
67. - Mm-hmm. They'll love it there.
- Run that right up the ladder, right?Copy !req
68. - Run it up the ladder.
- Mac, dude, I think you're just getting upset...Copy !req
69. that the tranny married some guy that's
not you, and that's what this is about.Copy !req
70. No. No, Charlie, this is about the big man
upstairs, okay, getting boxed out.Copy !req
71. - Ah, Jesus.
- It clearly says in the Bible that gay marriage is wrong.Copy !req
72. - And I'm gonna show you. Where's our Bible?
- "Where's our Bible?"Copy !req
73. - Where's our goddamn Bible?
- We don't have a Bible in here.Copy !req
74. - Why don't we have a Bible?
- We never have.Copy !req
75. It's a bar.Copy !req
76. Okay, I see what's happening here.Copy !req
77. - I don't have enough facts to support my argument.
- Clearly.Copy !req
78. I'm gonna find a Bible, I'm gonna come back,
and I'm gonna school you sons of bitches.Copy !req
79. Because you guys are trying to confuse me.Copy !req
80. You're trying to confuse me,
because that's what God's work...Copy !req
81. Ah...Copy !req
82. Oh, he's getting himself
all worked up, huh?Copy !req
83. Yeah. Very worked up. Very worked up.Copy !req
84. You know,
I always thought I'd be married by now.Copy !req
85. - What?
- What?Copy !req
86. Yeah. Well, I don't know.
All that talk about marriage and everything...Copy !req
87. It's got me thinking
about myself and my situation...Copy !req
88. and I guess I always thought
I'd be married by now.Copy !req
89. What the shit are you talking about?Copy !req
90. Frank, I'm talking about Maureen Ponderosa.Copy !req
91. Oh, my God, dude. Don't start in on this.Copy !req
92. Maureen Ponderosa was my girlfriend
in 10th grade, and we were so in love.Copy !req
93. You remember Maureen Ponderosa,
right, Charlie?Copy !req
94. I remember her dead tooth, dude.Copy !req
95. What? Dead tooth?
She didn't have a dead tooth.Copy !req
96. You guys remember her brother Bill...
Bill Ponderosa?Copy !req
97. Oh, that guy was like a walking cliché.Copy !req
98. He was hot. Great buns.Copy !req
99. Yeah, and I remember, every time you
tried to talk to him, you'd...Copy !req
100. I got a little gaggy.
It's only 'cause he made me nervous.Copy !req
101. - But he was very handsome.
- What is it with you two and the Ponderosas?Copy !req
102. I think I might call her up actually.Copy !req
103. Charlie, not in the corner.
Put 'em in the closet, tuck 'em in the back.Copy !req
104. - Hold on a second.
- Pick 'em up. There you go.Copy !req
105. - Come on.Copy !req
106. - Not on the floor!
- Dude, my back!Copy !req
107. Charlie, look at this.
I've been saving these for years. What?Copy !req
108. I think I slipped a disk, man.Copy !req
109. Stand straight or something.Copy !req
110. Aah! Frank,
I gotta go see a chiropractor again.Copy !req
111. Oh, right. I just keep paying
medical bills, right? Is that it?Copy !req
112. - I keep lugging pennies.
- Come on. You're in pain?Copy !req
113. Here, let me hit you with the two-by-four.
You won't feel anything.Copy !req
114. No. I don't want to play that game anymore.
All right. Crack my back.Copy !req
115. - Can you crack my back, please?
- Crack your back. All right. Turn around.Copy !req
116. Give me that. You ready? Way up.Copy !req
117. - Oh! Oh! Oh!
- Did you get my back?Copy !req
118. - Oh, my back. Oh!
- I'll get you.Copy !req
119. - Ow, my back! Aw! I need it again!Copy !req
120. - Yi, yi, yi, yi, yi!
- Oh! Oh! Oh!Copy !req
121. Charlie. Charlie.Copy !req
122. - Don't touch me.
- All right. All right.Copy !req
123. This is gonna sound crazy.
I just got an idea.Copy !req
124. If we do that domestic partnership thing
that gay guys can do...Copy !req
125. I can totally get on your health insurance.Copy !req
126. You won't even have to pay
for the chiropractor.Copy !req
127. You proposing to me?Copy !req
128. Come on, man. No.
I'm saying, we're already friends, right?Copy !req
129. Let's be friends with benefits, right?Copy !req
130. Oh, yeah. You get your back fixed.
What's in it for me?Copy !req
131. All right, man. There's gotta be a reason
why all those couples want to do it.Copy !req
132. Uh, perks, right? Can we at least
look into what goes into it?Copy !req
133. - I really gotta see a chiropractor, man.
- We'll look into it.Copy !req
134. You got to hit me with the two-by-four.
I got too much pain.Copy !req
135. It's bad on me too. All right. I got you.Copy !req
136. - I got you. I got you.
- Hit me in the head. Hit me good.Copy !req
137. Phew! I feel really nervous, Dee.Copy !req
138. I haven't seen Maureen
in, like, close to 15 years.Copy !req
139. - I was really in love with that girl, huh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
140. No girl has ever had this effect on me, so I
don't know how to deal with it. It's crazy.Copy !req
141. I know what you mean.
I'm feeling a lot of butterflies myself too.Copy !req
142. It's, like,
"Oh, I'm gonna see Bill Ponderosa."Copy !req
143. - Is that gonna happen?
- Maybe bubbly water.Copy !req
144. - Maybe if you get me some bubbly water.
- Slow down... Here we go.Copy !req
145. - Dennis!
- Hey, Maureen! Wow. Look at you. You look amazing!Copy !req
146. - You look amazing.
- Me? Oh.Copy !req
147. Who's this? Is this your husband?Copy !req
148. - This is Bill.
- Hey, you guys.Copy !req
149. Bill? No...Copy !req
150. Wow!Copy !req
151. Wow, right?
I would not have guessed that was you.Copy !req
152. - Yeah, I've gained a little weight.
- Did you now?Copy !req
153. Oh! Well, no, it's hardly noticeable.
Hardly noticeable.Copy !req
154. I do notice the ring though.
Oh, good for you.Copy !req
155. - You got married. That's good.
- Yeah, 10 years now. Yeah, she's amazing.Copy !req
156. - So are my two kids. Want to see little...
- Oh!Copy !req
157. No, no, no, no, no, no,
I don't. I don't really.Copy !req
158. I mean, it's great,
but you know what I mean.Copy !req
159. Nobody really wants to see that.Copy !req
160. Goddamn, this has been
a really fun walk down memory lane.Copy !req
161. Uh, Maureen, great to see you.Copy !req
162. And, Bill, take care of yourself
or whatever people say.Copy !req
163. - Okay. Excuse me.
- All right.Copy !req
164. Well, yeah, this has got to be
a little awkward for you now, Bill, right?Copy !req
165. 'Cause you're here,
and we're sort of having a...Copy !req
166. probably gonna have
a little sit-down breakfast...Copy !req
167. and now you're a bit of a third wheel...Copy !req
168. kind of wormed your way into our situation.Copy !req
169. - Yeah. Not really. I just came to catch up, so...
- No.Copy !req
170. But I can leave you guys alone, I guess.Copy !req
171. Yeah! Oh, yeah.
That would be great. That would be great.Copy !req
172. - Hey, take care of yourself. It was good to see you.
- I gotta pick up the kids.Copy !req
173. - Sure, pick up the kids, yeah.
- Bye, Bill.Copy !req
174. Uh...Copy !req
175. - Hey, you want to sit down?
- Yeah.Copy !req
176. Great. Hey. God, man. Maureen Ponderosa.Copy !req
177. - I can't even believe those words are
coming out of my mouth. - I know.Copy !req
178. Look at you. Look at you!Copy !req
179. You look great. You're still quite a catch.Copy !req
180. - You look just like you did in high school.
- Oh.Copy !req
181. Hey, do you remember
all the good times that we used to have...Copy !req
182. in the back of your dad's Datsun
behind this place?Copy !req
183. Oh, man. So much romance. Mmm.Copy !req
184. - Hey, how is your dad?
- Dad died last year.Copy !req
185. - Did he die?
- Yeah.Copy !req
186. Oh, that's... that's too bad.Copy !req
187. It happens, you know.
He was getting up there, right?Copy !req
188. - I mean, it was probably natural causes, or...
- Suicide.Copy !req
189. - Sui... Suicide?
- Car exhaust, yeah.Copy !req
190. I had to break the window
of the Datsun, so...Copy !req
191. Oh, yeah.
It was one of those. One of those, huh?Copy !req
192. - His eyes were so yellow.
- Okay.Copy !req
193. Oh! Oh, Maureen Ponderosa!Copy !req
194. - Yeah.
- Oh, yeah!Copy !req
195. Dennis Reynolds and Maureen Ponderosa...Copy !req
196. back together again at last.Copy !req
197. Hey, Carmen.Copy !req
198. - Carmen, hey. I wanna show you something.
- Oh.Copy !req
199. - Hey, Mac.
- Yeah.Copy !req
200. - What's going on here?
- Good. I'm glad you're here too.Copy !req
201. This pertains to both of you guys.Copy !req
202. I am about to do you guys a huge solid.
Ready?Copy !req
203. "Men with men committing indecent acts"...Copy !req
204. sex in the butt...Copy !req
205. "will receive the due penalty
for their perversion."Copy !req
206. Word of the Lord.Copy !req
207. Okay, what is it you're trying to say, Mac?Copy !req
208. I'm saying that in the eyes of the Lord,
your marriage is an abomination...Copy !req
209. and if you don't get a divorce,
you're going to hell.Copy !req
210. I love people tripping all the time.
Can I see that for a second?Copy !req
211. - But I'm not tripping, okay? It's all right there.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
212. It's gonna take you a little while to flip
through it 'cause that book is long as shit.Copy !req
213. - Oh, yeah. I like this one. Exodus 21, verses 20, 21.
- Mmm.Copy !req
214. "When a man strikes his slave with a rod
so hard that the slave dies...Copy !req
215. he shall be punished.Copy !req
216. If, however, the slave survives for a
day or two, he is not to be punished...Copy !req
217. for the slave is his property."Copy !req
218. That's not what I'm talking about though.
That's not my thing.Copy !req
219. So you're saying you're gonna whup my black
ass with a rod for as long as you like...Copy !req
220. and as long as I get up
after a day or two, we all good.Copy !req
221. That's what you're telling me?Copy !req
222. No, I wouldn't whup on you with anything,
whether you were my slave or not.Copy !req
223. That doesn't really pertain anyway, because
that section is not from the same time.Copy !req
224. Oh, oh, really?
Well, what time is your section from, Mac?Copy !req
225. Look, I came here to help you guys, okay?Copy !req
226. As a gay man, there's certain things
you need to know about the afterlife.Copy !req
227. I'm not a gay man.Copy !req
228. Yes, you are. You're banging a dude.Copy !req
229. Look, if anything, you're the one
that slept with me when I was a man.Copy !req
230. Oh, that's it... You're gay.Copy !req
231. - No, no, no, no, no.
- He's gay.Copy !req
232. - No, no, no, no, no.
- If this is about you and me, then just say that.Copy !req
233. I'm never going to admit that, Carmen.Copy !req
234. But come on, I mean, him?Copy !req
235. What... What do you see in this guy?Copy !req
236. I mean, look at my body compared to his.Copy !req
237. I'm a hard body. You're a hard body.Copy !req
238. We could be hard bodies together.
Not hard body and...Copy !req
239. I thought we established that there was going
to be a phone call after the procedure.Copy !req
240. And then you have the procedure,
and I never got that call.Copy !req
241. Instead you called this soft body
and you gay-married him.Copy !req
242. And now you're calling me gay,
telling me I'm tripping...Copy !req
243. and trying to confuse me
with your liberal biblicisms.Copy !req
244. Man, my guess is,
you've been confused for a very long time.Copy !req
245. - All right, take it easy.
- Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho!Copy !req
246. Thank you very much. All right, dude.Copy !req
247. Okay, I admit this is more paperwork
than I expected, all right?Copy !req
248. But, Frank, that's because this domestic
partnership thing is really worth doing, dude.Copy !req
249. There's a lot of perks
in these bad boys, you know?Copy !req
250. There's a lot of jelly
in these doughnuts here, Frank.Copy !req
251. Charlie, you still haven't told me how
this shit is going to be good for me. Me.Copy !req
252. It's all in here! All right. Okay.
Think about this for a second.Copy !req
253. You're definitely gonna have another massive
heart attack or stroke in the next few years?Copy !req
254. Definitely.Copy !req
255. What's gonna happen
when you go on life support, dude?Copy !req
256. Dennis and Dee are gonna pull the plug
on you so fast, your head is gonna spin.Copy !req
257. But think about this, Frank.
You know who's not gonna do that?Copy !req
258. This guy right here.Copy !req
259. This thing... This is
so much complicated stuff, Charlie.Copy !req
260. Look who it is. Wow! Guys,
you remember Maureen Ponderosa, right?Copy !req
261. - Charlie!
- Ooh!Copy !req
262. - Hey! Maureen, how are ya?
- Dead tooth. Let me see the dead tooth.Copy !req
263. - What's he talking about?
- Oh, he's... Pipe down, Frank.Copy !req
264. - So listen, guys. We just got married.
- What?Copy !req
265. Yeah. Yeah. We're married.
Maureen and I got married.Copy !req
266. - What is wrong with you?
- It's not what's wrong with me, Frank.Copy !req
267. It's what's right with me, and that's this
little piece of paper here that we just signed.Copy !req
268. It's our marriage certificate.
Now we're married. Boom.Copy !req
269. Hold on a second. You just had
to sign a little piece of paper?Copy !req
270. They gave Frank and I, like,
a million forms for our marriage.Copy !req
271. You guys are trying to get married too, huh?
That's weird.Copy !req
272. - It's a whole...
- Okay.Copy !req
273. Well, we're out of here, so good luck.Copy !req
274. Oh, my God.
What is the matter with him?Copy !req
275. - Did you smell her breath?
- Are you kidding me?Copy !req
276. It smelled like she was nibbling
on little pieces of shit.Copy !req
277. Wait a second. Wait a second.Copy !req
278. - Dennis, you're married?
- Yes, man, I'm married. I'm a married man.Copy !req
279. She's actually here, dude.
It's awesome. She's in the bathroom.Copy !req
280. She's brushing her teeth. Yeah, she must
have eaten something a little bit sinister.Copy !req
281. Must have been the Funyuns or something.
I don't know. Whatever. It doesn't matter.Copy !req
282. Anyway, the point is, I am having...Copy !req
283. This is crazy, but I'm
having feelings again.Copy !req
284. Like some kind of 14-year-old kid or something.
You remember feelings, right?Copy !req
285. Yeah. I have feelings
every single day of my life.Copy !req
286. - Do you?
- Are you saying you don't have feelings?Copy !req
287. Well, I'm saying I built up a shell...
a shell around myself.Copy !req
288. A cold, calculated, heartless shell that
couldn't be broken by anything but marriage.Copy !req
289. And that's what she did, dude...
she broke that shell with marriage.Copy !req
290. In a good way, if I'm being unclear.Copy !req
291. And that brings me, actually,
to my next point.Copy !req
292. I need you to move out...Copy !req
293. like now, like right away.Copy !req
294. What? Why do I have to move out?
It's my apartment too.Copy !req
295. Uh, actually, you know what, Mac?Copy !req
296. Turns out it's not your apartment because you
never signed the lease, if you recall...Copy !req
297. 'cause your credit was so bad.Copy !req
298. Oh. Well...
What am I gonna do with all my stuff?Copy !req
299. You know what? Believe it or not,
I've been doing some inventory...Copy !req
300. and it turns out you don't actually
own anything in this apartment.Copy !req
301. That can't be true.Copy !req
302. It's shockingly true. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
303. Every single thing in here is mine.Copy !req
304. For instance, that shirt that you're
wearing right now... that was my shirt.Copy !req
305. Then I got tired of it,
I threw it in the trash...Copy !req
306. and then you fished it out of the trash
and you cut the sleeves off it...Copy !req
307. as you are wont to do,
'cause that's your thing... but whatever.Copy !req
308. Also, I don't want to rush
you on this either...Copy !req
309. but I did have to drop you
from my cell phone's family plan.Copy !req
310. And I'm gonna need you
to stop using my name at the gym...Copy !req
311. because I'm getting a lot of phone calls about
that, and that's a little embarrassing.Copy !req
312. - Can I say something?
- Yeah, totally.Copy !req
313. Oh, there we go.Copy !req
314. - Oh! How you doin'?
- Hey! Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
315. - No! No, no, no, no, no, no.
- You got a minute?Copy !req
316. - You got a minute?
- Quick question.Copy !req
317. - I'm kind of in the middle of something right now.
- Yeah, yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
318. That's easy. Okay, no problem.
That's better.Copy !req
319. Why do you people
keep bothering me at the gym?Copy !req
320. I'm so sorry. It's gonna be a quick question.
Charlie. You remember me, right?Copy !req
321. - Yeah. Hi.
- Frank.Copy !req
322. No, I don't remember you.Copy !req
323. My friend and I, we're trying to get
a gay marriage situation going on...Copy !req
324. and he's all tripped up about some issue.Copy !req
325. And now he's uncomfortable talking to me.Copy !req
326. - I figured you're an expert, so we could talk to you.
- Fine. Just go ahead. What?Copy !req
327. - Good. Go.
- If Charlie and I were gonna get married...Copy !req
328. who would be the man and who
would be the woman in that situation?Copy !req
329. Neither of you would be the woman.
You're both men!Copy !req
330. Are you kidding me? Is this what you've
been upset about the whole time?Copy !req
331. Which one of us is gonna be the woman?Copy !req
332. Yeah. I'm not gonna get my dick
cut off and sold to China...Copy !req
333. spend the rest of my life
on a treadmill like this guy.Copy !req
334. What are you... What?Copy !req
335. I don't want to be the woman, Charlie,
and I don't want to see you be the woman.Copy !req
336. That's insa...
Neither of us would be the woman, dude.Copy !req
337. We would both be men. We'd be
two cool straight dudes married together.Copy !req
338. Oh.Copy !req
339. I never thought of it that way.Copy !req
340. Two dudes getting married...
that doesn't seem very gay.Copy !req
341. Yeah, right? It's not...Copy !req
342. Yeah, right. Yeah. Okay. You know what?Copy !req
343. - Let's not argue on this or think about it too much.
- No.Copy !req
344. - Two cool married dudes.
- Dudes. Two dudes.Copy !req
345. - Not gay.
- I'm down with that.Copy !req
346. - All right! Two gay dudes married!
- Bump it, bump it, bump it.Copy !req
347. - Two gay dudes married.
- Is my role in this done now?Copy !req
348. Uh, any more questions?Copy !req
349. No. I think I got it.Copy !req
350. Hey, did they really
sell your dick to China?Copy !req
351. No. I can tell by your stare
that the answer is no.Copy !req
352. I told you, Frank. That's crazy.Copy !req
353. - Dee, hey, we gotta talk.Copy !req
354. Wait. You can't just come barging in here
like that. What are you doing?Copy !req
355. Okay, look, it takes a big man
to admit defeat...Copy !req
356. but you were right, I was wrong.Copy !req
357. Everybody should be able to get married
to whoever they want...Copy !req
358. which got me thinking about you and me.Copy !req
359. Oh, no. I'm not gonna marry you,
if that's where this is headed.Copy !req
360. What? Dee, I would rather
get shot in the face.Copy !req
361. - Okay. Then what are you doing here?
- I'm glad you asked.Copy !req
362. I'm moving in. Also, I need to get
on your gym membership...Copy !req
363. because I got to get back in there ASAP
before I lose this pump.Copy !req
364. - What's with the beers? Are you carbo loading?
- No.Copy !req
365. Oh. What are you doing?
Are you gonna throw up?Copy !req
366. - No.
- Then why are you gagging? Oh, that...Copy !req
367. Because, Dee, that triggers my gag reflex, too,
and then I feel like I'm gonna throw up.Copy !req
368. It's fine. I had some bad spaghetti...
spaghetti...Copy !req
369. Ah, Dee.Copy !req
370. Look, the point is...
the reason I came over here...Copy !req
371. is because you were totally right
about this marriage thing, okay?Copy !req
372. It is a special bond
between two people in love...Copy !req
373. - and everybody deserves that right.Copy !req
374. Look, I'm thinking that...
I gotta throw up.Copy !req
375. - I'm gonna throw up.
- No, no, no, no! Not in there!Copy !req
376. Oh, sorry. Uh...Copy !req
377. Wait. I know you.Copy !req
378. Bill Ponderosa.Copy !req
379. Where are you going?Copy !req
380. Hey, Maureen Ponderosa. Hey.Copy !req
381. I was just gonna go meet up with the guys.Copy !req
382. But I thought we were gonna
watch a movie tonight.Copy !req
383. Watch a movie. Yes, we were.
Yeah, you know what?Copy !req
384. But I feel the need to reconnect
with the guys. So... But you know what?Copy !req
385. - You can watch a movie without me.
- What?Copy !req
386. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. God, dude,
we have so many great, great movies here.Copy !req
387. Got a lot of action films,
which is very, very exciting.Copy !req
388. Got all the Lethal Weapon movies,
which is cool.Copy !req
389. Including the one that I made
with the guys... Lethal Weapon 5.Copy !req
390. Yes. Amazing film... truly, truly.Copy !req
391. Although it gets a little confusing
halfway through...Copy !req
392. because Mac and I decided to switch parts.Copy !req
393. He wanted to play Murtaugh
for some reason.Copy !req
394. Yeah. And I'm not gonna lie. His use of black
face I found a bit regrettable, but...Copy !req
395. Come on.
It's our first night as a married couple.Copy !req
396. I want to spend it with my husband.Copy !req
397. Oh. Yeah.Copy !req
398. I see that you're wearing another one
of those kitty cat sweatshirts...Copy !req
399. - Meow.
- that you seem so fond of.Copy !req
400. - You've glued some jewels and some flowers and things to it.Copy !req
401. - Uh-huh.
- Interesting.Copy !req
402. I like to be comfy and current.Copy !req
403. Yeah. Yeah.
I did not remember that about you.Copy !req
404. - You don't remember a lot of things, silly.
- Yeah.Copy !req
405. Now, you get yourself on that couch.Copy !req
406. - I'm gonna go make us fish sticks.
- Uh, I don't...Copy !req
407. - I don't think we have any fish sticks.
- I bought some.Copy !req
408. Yeah. I don't particularly like
fish sticks, but...Copy !req
409. - Dennis.
- Hmm?Copy !req
410. Hey. I love you.Copy !req
411. Uh, I love you.Copy !req
412. Yeah.Copy !req
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