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3. Sweet Dee, Sweet Dee, Sweet Dee!
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4. Sweet Dee, Sweet Dee, Sweet
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5. What?
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33. Yeah!
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37. You guys don't have a bowl?
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78. Well, you're a spinster.
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150. The Transporter 2?
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170. And this is a big deal to me,
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555. We may never get to it, okay?
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556. You serious?
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559. You know, we... we need another
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561. That's what we need.
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562. Here's what we're going to do.
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563. I'm going to crack a little hole
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566. And then I'm going to slip a
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569. Those two will become
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571. Then I'll rip the second cat
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575. Hey, hey, hey, hey, man.
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577. I'm sorry.
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579. you, but you didn't tell me what
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581. Do you want me to start it now,
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583. I'll wait.
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584. Yeah, start it.
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585. But I want to watch it with
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587. Just start the movie, man,
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588. 'cause I'm having a conversation
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590. All day.
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591. All right, where are we going to
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593. Oh, I can get you
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597. Yeah, they're starting to follow
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599. I... you know, I don't want
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601. (mouthing): Wow.
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602. I got everything.
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603. All the groceries, no cat food.
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604. And I bumped into that guy at
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606. Beefcake?
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607. Total jerk-off.
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608. Whew... Nice.
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609. Hey.
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610. This place is tits.
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611. Yeah, right?
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612. Huh? You did a great job.
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613. Thank you.
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614. Whoa, Frank, no!
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615. What?
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616. Oh, God, dude.
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617. The skin of those things is
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619. Yeah... (groans)
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620. Yeah, get it out, though.
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621. Get it all out.
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622. Whew! That was a close call.
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623. Good save.
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624. Hey, all right.
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625. Well, don't touch me with it.
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626. Hey, also, I cleaned out this
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628. I'm telling you, bro, we could
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629. fit a mattress in there.
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630. You and Charlie don't have to
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633. Well, I... I kind of liked
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635. That was pretty good.
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636. Yeah, the other arrangement
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638. It was, um... it was, uh...
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639. What... uh, what's the word I'm
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640. looking for?
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641. Crazy.
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642. No, it's not... not crazy.
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643. It's like...
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644. Whack-a-doo.
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645. No, just stop.
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646. Whoa, what... what are you doing
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647. now, dude?
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648. What? I'm taking the toxic
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650. Yeah, but you're cutting it
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651. with your toe knife.
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652. Who gives a shit?
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653. Frank, that is disgusting.
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654. What... what are you talking
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655. about?
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656. I'm throwing it out.
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657. Wait, you're throwing my toe
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658. knife out?
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659. Toe knife is gone.
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660. Why would you do that?
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661. Because you were cutting your
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663. What the hell's going on
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665. Look, Mac— I mean, look, I-I
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667. throwing the trash away is good,
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668. but the— you know, the sleeping
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669. arrangements and the plastic and
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670. throwing the toe knife out the
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672. put on airs just because I got
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674. So, you think not eating cat
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675. food is putting on airs?
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676. You betcha.
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677. Look, I gotta take a walk.
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678. My head is swimming.
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679. That's fine.
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680. Just make sure you, you know,
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681. check in, 'cause I haven't heard
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682. from Charlie and it is getting
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684. Yeah, right.
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685. Okay.
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686. All right.
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687. Be safe.
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688. Okay. Dee.
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689. This little lady is a calico
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690. cat.
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691. All calico cats are female.
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692. I'm gonna pop this little girl
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693. in your wall here, she's gonna
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694. meet your little fella...
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695. . they're gonna bond, and then
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696. I'm gonna rip her out and he's
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698. Are you sure?
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699. Mm-hmm. Mmm, you hear that?
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700. Uh... I hear a squabble.
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701. It's all part of the dance.
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702. Okay, they do a little...
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703. They do a little— Uh-oh!
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704. Crap.
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705. Thanks a lot, Charlie.
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706. Goddamn it!
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707. I knew I should've gotten a
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709. A bird?
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710. What are you gonna do with
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711. a bird?
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712. (mumbling): Hey, guys!
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713. I swallowed apple seeds.
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714. So what?
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715. Are they poisonous?
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716. Are you kidding me, dude?
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717. They're extremely poisonous.
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719. poisonous.
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720. Should I make myself
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722. I would throw up now.
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723. Oh, goddamn it!
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726. Are you kidding me?
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727. Apple seeds— yo!
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728. Hey.
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729. Oh, hi, come on in.
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730. So, uh, how's life with Mac?
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731. I'm off him.
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732. He's too pushy.
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733. Yeah, no shit.
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734. You back on my team?
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735. If there's room for me.
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736. There is always room for you,
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738. Give it to me. Give it to me.
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739. Guys, guys, I can't throw up.
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740. Should I stick a finger down my
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742. Yes!
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743. Oh, my God, you guys we gotta...
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744. Oh, my— we gotta get Mac and
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745. Dennis back together, okay?
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746. Because they are ruining all of
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748. What's the situation?
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749. I got two cats stuck inside
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751. You want to bring in a third?
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752. I'm thinking maybe four.
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753. What? No.
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754. No! No, no more cats!
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755. Hey, just, Frank, get out of
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757. Whoa, back off Frank.
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758. We work very well together,
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760. We're the gruesome twosome.
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761. Gruesome twosome.
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762. All right! Okay!
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763. All right, I'm gonna go and get
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764. Mac and Dennis back together.
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765. I'm gonna get a bird.
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766. I'm gonna get two cats out of my
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769. Excuse me.
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770. Can you part for one second?
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771. Just so— oh, thank you.
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772. Thank you.
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773. What?
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774. He swallowed some apple
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775. apple seeds.
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776. Sit down.
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777. Wha...?
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778. What...?
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779. Sit!
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780. What is he doing here?
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781. I was told I'd be meeting
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782. a woman with giant breasts.
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783. I was also told that I was to
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784. meet a woman with giant breasts.
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785. Yes, geniuses, I set you up.
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786. Now, can you please make up?
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787. Because you're driving everyone
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788. crazy.
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789. Look, I'm sorry that I called
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790. you codependent, okay.
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791. I think you have a great
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793. natural for two grown men to
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794. need each other this badly.
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795. So, make up, please.
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796. All right, I guess I
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797. should...
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798. You son of a bitch!
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799. Okay, all right, okay.
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800. Oh, my God.
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801. You know what?
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802. Fine.
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803. I don't care anymore.
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804. Guess what?
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805. You're not— neither one of you
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808. So, make up, don't make up, kill
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809. each other— I don't care.
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810. I need to go get a bird.
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811. She looks like a bird.
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812. I swallowed some apple seeds
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814. Did you make yourself throw
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816. I tried but I couldn't.
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817. Smoke some cigarettes.
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818. The smoke will suffocate the
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822. Agh...
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823. The way they live, bro,
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825. Preposterous.
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826. It's like— yeah, dude!
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827. Preposterous!
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828. Yeah.
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830. with that all day.
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831. Yeah.
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832. God, dude, this is why you
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833. and I are-are such a good team.
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834. You know, like, I'm a man of
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835. action and you're a man that
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836. comes up with good...
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837. Words?
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838. Words, dude.
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839. Okay.
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840. Great.
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841. You really gotta work on your
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843. You could help me.
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844. You couldn't think of the
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846. Is everything okay here,
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848. Uh, yeah, everything's fine.
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849. And not that it concerns you.
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850. Now might be a good time for
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851. you to pay your bill and leave.
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852. Well, you're not making
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855. Actually, I-I had a couple of
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857. Oh.
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858. You had six, actually.
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859. Six?
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860. I had six of 'em.
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861. Did ya?
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862. Yeah, I was nervous about the
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864. I-I was nervous about her,
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865. too.
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866. You got nervous, too?
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867. Dee said she had giant boobs.
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868. I know, I'm really excited...
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869. Will that be, uh, cash or
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870. charge?
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871. I also was assuming that the
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874. So, I don't have any money.
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875. I've got some cash.
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876. I can— I can get you out of
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878. Watch your eyes.
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879. What?
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880. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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881. What the hell is going on?
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884. Yeah, we're bashing a bigger
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886. We're gonna stuff all the cats
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888. Yeah, I see that.
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889. No more big holes in my wall, no
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890. more cats.
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892. I got one.
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893. I tied a string around his teeny
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895. in.
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896. You're gonna toss a bird in?
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897. I'm gonna toss the bird in,
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899. Go ahead, Dee, toss the bird
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901. Check this out. Watch this.
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902. Dinner time.
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903. Go on, guy.
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916. Shut up, okay?
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917. I got it from here, all right?
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920. Give me this.
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921. Get out of the way.
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922. I'm not kidding.
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923. Get the hell out of the way.
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924. I'm dead serious, I'm going in.
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925. I've had enough.
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926. Bash away. Bash away.
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927. Oh! Oh!
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928. I'm gonna get you, you cat!
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929. Yeah! Yeah, Deandra!
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930. Come on, kitty.
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931. Uh-oh.
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932. Kitty, kitty, I'll get you.
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933. I'll get you.
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935. Whoa, there are a lot of cats
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937. Yeah, we put a lot of cats
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939. Oh, gettin' a text.
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941. Ah, the dynamic duo in
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943. Oh, they're back together!
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944. They're watching Predator.
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946. Absolutely, dude, absolutely.
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950. We're going.
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951. Yeah.
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954. That's why she needs a
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956. You gotta have a sidekick.
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957. You gotta have a sidekick.
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958. All right— oops, okay.
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959. I'm trying to back out, but my
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961. Guys? Guys? Guys, come on!
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