1. I don't know.
What do you think?Copy !req
2. It's kind of doing nothing for my hip
area and making a mess of my boobs.Copy !req
3. You know what?
Why don't you go grab five more?Copy !req
4. Look, we don't
normally do this.Copy !req
5. But I think I'm gonna need some proof
that you're actually getting married.Copy !req
6. What? Why?Copy !req
7. Because you've been coming in here and
trying on wedding dresses every Saturday...Copy !req
8. for over a year now.Copy !req
9. Yeah. That's 'cause it takes a
really long time to plan a wedding.Copy !req
10. Don't get up all over my balls, Lucy.
Just go get the dresses.Copy !req
11. When is the wedding?
Soon.Copy !req
12. Where?
A church.Copy !req
13. Which one?
The nearby one.Copy !req
14. The nearby one?
Right down the street.Copy !req
15. Spring Which street?Copy !req
16. What's your fiance's name? Sam.Copy !req
17. What does he do?
S-S-Salt.Copy !req
18. Salt? Sea... salt. Sea salt.Copy !req
19. He's a salt seaman.Copy !req
20. He- He dives in to the ocean
for the sea salt.Copy !req
21. And then he brings it back up.
And then we eat it.Copy !req
22. So- Okay, I'm getting
the manager.Copy !req
23. Well, don't get the-
Damn it.Copy !req
24. - Dee Reynolds?
- Yeah.Copy !req
25. Brad Fisher.
From high school.Copy !req
26. Brad Fisher.
No way.Copy !req
27. Yeah.
You look amazing.Copy !req
28. Your acne cleared up
really well.Copy !req
29. I kinda grew into myself.
Yes, you did. Yes, you did.Copy !req
30. Why did I ever break up with you, you beefcake?
It was because of the acne.Copy !req
31. Was it because of the acne? Yeah.
Yeah. Uh, when it got real bad,Copy !req
32. you dumped me and you said it was 'cause I was
gonna grow up to look like Edward James Olmos.Copy !req
33. Well, I don't really remember
saying exactly that.Copy !req
34. It's- it's fine.
We were kids. We were kids.Copy !req
35. We were kids!
Yeah.Copy !req
36. We're not kids any more.
No.Copy !req
37. Great. Wow. So you're-
you're getting married. Wow.Copy !req
38. Yeah. Uh, no, I'm not.
I'm not.Copy !req
39. This is because I was.
But that-that didn't work out.Copy !req
40. Why are you asking?
Are you single?Copy !req
41. What's your situation?
Um, I'm engaged.Copy !req
42. But we're having a whole
nontraditional kinda small thing.Copy !req
43. So you should meet her. Babe.
Well, nah...Copy !req
44. - Yeah?
- Come here for a second. I want you to meet a friend of mine.Copy !req
45. What do you think of this one, Brad?
It's beautiful, yeah.Copy !req
46. Oh, my God.Copy !req
47. Okay.
All right.Copy !req
48. Well, don't poke at it.
Don't just poke...Copy !req
49. Just get it safely into the box.
Dude, you're gonna agitate the bees.Copy !req
50. Well, I'm fine with the bees.
It's the honey I don't want to agitate.Copy !req
51. Is that your endgame
here? Honey?Copy !req
52. Yeah. I figure if we keep the hive in
the basement, we'll always have honey.Copy !req
53. We'll always have
bees is what we'll always have.Copy !req
54. Whoa!
What? What?Copy !req
55. I think I just saw a wasp.
I think that was a wasp.Copy !req
56. You see that? Looked like a wasp.
Didn't look like a bee.Copy !req
57. Is this a wasp nest?
This is a wasp nest.Copy !req
58. I'm out! I'm out!
All right. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
59. I don't want to tangle with a bunch of wasps.
Hey! Do-Do wasps make honey?Copy !req
60. No.
Wasps do not make honey.Copy !req
61. All right. Well, I'm gonna
check it out anyway.Copy !req
62. There could be something delicious in
here that wasps do make, and I want that.Copy !req
63. Mac, Dennis, can I talk to you
in the office, please?Copy !req
64. Why can't we just talk right here?
Yeah?Copy !req
65. Because it's private. Ah, that sounds
like a whole thing. I'm not into it.Copy !req
66. - Mmm. - Shit!Copy !req
67. I just got stung! That was a hornet!
This is a hornets nest!Copy !req
68. Uh, you know what, guys?
Why don't we step in the back office...Copy !req
69. while Charlie deals with this
whole hornet/wasp situation?Copy !req
70. Yeah.Copy !req
71. Oh. Oh, I'm a bad boy?
I'm a bad boy?Copy !req
72. Put some vegetable oil on it.
That'll make you feel better. Okay. Bye, sexy.Copy !req
73. Ohh. Who was that?Copy !req
74. That's my booty call.
We're into some really weird food fetish stuff.Copy !req
75. Gross. Okay, you guys, listen up.
We got a serious problem.Copy !req
76. The waitress is getting married.Copy !req
77. Oh, yeah. I heard about that.
Artemis told me.Copy !req
78. - Since when do you talk to Artemis?
- She's my booty call.Copy !req
79. Weird.
We'll get into that later.Copy !req
80. Right now, we gotta deal
with this waitress situation.Copy !req
81. Dee, why do you give a shit that
the waitress is getting married?Copy !req
82. She's been nothing but trouble for us.
That's a good point.Copy !req
83. She doesn't seem to
get our sense of humor.Copy !req
84. We do stuff that I think's funny.
She doesn't. Hilarious!Copy !req
85. Guys! I cannot believe you're not
thinking about Charlie right now.Copy !req
86. This is gonna crush him. What?
You don't give a shit about Charlie.Copy !req
87. All you care about is the fact the waitress
is getting married before you. Right?Copy !req
88. That or she's afraid that Charlie
might blow his brains out.Copy !req
89. And then she'd have to do all the Charlie work.
Uh, that's what it is. Yeah.Copy !req
90. Okay, fine. A: I do not want to do
Charlie's work once he kills himself.Copy !req
91. B: How could the waitress get married before me?
I'm way hotter than she is.Copy !req
92. And C: Get this. The guy she's
marrying used to be my boyfriend.Copy !req
93. You know what I just realized?
I don't care about anything she's saying.Copy !req
94. Not a bit. What I do care
about is the fact that...Copy !req
95. Charlie might go postal if he finds
out about this and kill all of us.Copy !req
96. Right. Shit. We're probably the
ones at real risk here, huh?Copy !req
97. Yeah. Okay. Well, maybe we should
find something to distract him...Copy !req
98. until the whole wedding
thing blows over. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
99. - Get him his own booty call.
- Ohh!Copy !req
100. Or at least another chick to stalk.
Hey!Copy !req
101. Great. In the meantime,
I'll try and sabotage the wedding...Copy !req
102. by luring Brad away from her.
Ahh.Copy !req
103. Dee, save yourself the embarrassment.
Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
104. Let's-
Watch out for the hornets.Copy !req
105. Yeah.
Don't push me.Copy !req
106. Hey-oh!Copy !req
107. Hey, what's-
Ahh!Copy !req
108. What are you
doing there, buddy?Copy !req
109. I'm trying to smoke these hornets
to death so I can get their honey.Copy !req
110. They keep flying up the tube, stinging me on my face.
I think I just swallowed one.Copy !req
111. As I tried to explain before, you
cannot get honey from a hornets nest.Copy !req
112. I just don't think there's any
science to support that, buddy.Copy !req
113. There's some very basic science
out there supporting that. No.Copy !req
114. No.
Trust me, pal.Copy !req
115. It's a fact. It's not even science.
Why are you bothering...Copy !req
116. getting into it with him?
I don't know. I just feel like...Copy !req
117. Charlie, we're gonna get you
back on the dating scene, bro.Copy !req
118. What do you think about that? Yeah.
That's actually why we're here.Copy !req
119. We're gonna put your profile
on Match.com.Copy !req
120. I don't see why.
I got the waitress, guys.Copy !req
121. Yeah.
Yeah, right.Copy !req
122. Sure, right.
Uh, yeah, totally.Copy !req
123. We thought maybe you could
meet somebody new. Yeah.Copy !req
124. Someone you like even more
than the waitress.Copy !req
125. I don't see
how that's possible.Copy !req
126. But I tell you what, let me
pop a quick “H” on this box.Copy !req
127. This way we all know
it's filled with the hornets.Copy !req
128. Okay? Okay, yeah.
Do what you gotta do.Copy !req
129. These things sting
like a bitch, man.Copy !req
130. First thing we gotta do is take
your picture for the profile. So...Copy !req
131. Ahh. So, do you have the makeup?Copy !req
132. - Yeah.
- Oh, no makeup! Come on.Copy !req
133. Well, those hornet stings are pretty bad, buddy.
So I think we're gonna have to...Copy !req
134. Yeah.
But I am who I am.Copy !req
135. Right. But-
Yeah, but...Copy !req
136. Let's do who you are
minus the hornet stings.Copy !req
137. Let's pretend you're not who you are
and just try to attract a woman.Copy !req
138. I tell you what. What if I wore a checkered
hat and I smoked a pipe? That'd work.Copy !req
139. Why would you want
a checkered hat and a pipe?Copy !req
140. You know,
for the Sherlock Holmes look.Copy !req
141. Why would you want to look
like Sherlock Holmes?Copy !req
142. - Who are you trying to attract exactly?
- Intelligent women.Copy !req
143. Okay. I'm just gonna take the photo
right now without the makeup...Copy !req
144. - and see if he likes it. Ready?
- Yeah.Copy !req
145. - Ooh, that felt good. Was that sexy?
- That? very...Copy !req
146. That felt sexy.
We'll Photoshop it.Copy !req
147. Yeah, I can see
where this is going.Copy !req
148. Let's just not do that.
We'll just Photoshop it.Copy !req
149. Let's- Let's- You want
to take another one?Copy !req
150. No. No. We'll find another picture
that we can use and that'll be fine.Copy !req
151. Yeah. Let's talk about
your likes and dislikes.Copy !req
152. - How about your favorite food. What would that be?
- Oh, milk steak.Copy !req
153. Hmm?
Hmm? What?Copy !req
154. - Milk steak.
- I'm not putting milk steak.Copy !req
155. Just put steak. Just put regular steak.
And then- I'm gonna put steak.Copy !req
156. Put milk steak.
She'll know what it is.Copy !req
157. She won't know. Nobody knows what that is.
She'll know what it is.Copy !req
158. No- Okay, all right.
What's your favorite hobby?Copy !req
159. Uh, magnets.Copy !req
160. Magnets? Okay, what, like making
magnets, collecting magnets?Copy !req
161. Playing with magnets?
Just magnets.Copy !req
162. I'm gonna put snowboarding. We'll put snowboarding.
I don't really snowboard.Copy !req
163. - All right, what are some of your likes?
- Uh, ghouls.Copy !req
164. Son of a bitch.
What are you talking about now?Copy !req
165. You know, funny little
green ghouls, go- What?Copy !req
166. - What, like in movies and cartoons? What are you-
- Little green ghouls, buddy.Copy !req
167. Don't write ghouls! I'm not.
I'm putting travel.Copy !req
168. - Jesus Christ! What are your dislikes?
- People's knees.Copy !req
169. Come on! Come on! You gotta be kidding.
You know what?Copy !req
170. We'll make it up. We'll make the whole thing up.
Let's get out of here!Copy !req
171. We'll doctor the picture.
We're not even gonna use you.Copy !req
172. Cover your knees up if you're gonna
be walking around everywhere.Copy !req
173. Where are you?Copy !req
174. Come on.Copy !req
175. Bingo, bitch.Copy !req
176. - Hey!
— Hey.Copy !req
177. You guys, how are you?Copy !req
178. All right, calm down!
I'll be two seconds!Copy !req
179. Anyway, hi! How are you?
What are you doing?Copy !req
180. Okay, so listen up. I was thinking
since, Brad, you were saying...Copy !req
181. how your wedding was gonna be all poor or
boring or dull or whatever it was you were...Copy !req
182. You said our wedding was gonna be dull?
I said it was gonna be small.Copy !req
183. Small! Yup, that's
exactly what it was.Copy !req
184. I was thinking I could help you guys out
by throwing you a bachelorette party!Copy !req
185. Brad, you can totally come since you guys
decided to do that nontraditional mumbo jumbo.Copy !req
186. I think we're good.
You know what, though.Copy !req
187. I kinda would like to meet
some of your friends.Copy !req
188. Hold on here. Hold on.
What am I hearing?Copy !req
189. You haven't met
some of her great friends?Copy !req
190. It's just because this
happened really quickly.Copy !req
191. Is it a yes or a no? 'Cause you're kinda
holding up traffic here. It's- It's rude.Copy !req
192. Come on, lady! Well...Copy !req
193. Look, I think it sounds great.
It sounds like fun. Okay, perfect!Copy !req
194. Wonderful! We've got a deal.
See you guys tomorrow night, my place, at 8:00.Copy !req
195. Bye, Brad.
Good to see you.Copy !req
196. Okay! Calm down, dick wads!
It wasn't that bad!Copy !req
197. Deandra, you got
any bacon bits?Copy !req
198. We like to put 'em in Artemis's hair
and they rain down on me when we bang.Copy !req
199. I feel like a Cobb salad.
It's amazing.Copy !req
200. Okay. I have no idea why anyone would
want to feel like a Cobb salad.Copy !req
201. But whatever, that's good.
Bring that up when Brad's here.Copy !req
202. All right, Mrs. Mac,
make sure that you talk...Copy !req
203. about how the waitress looks exactly
like you when you were young, right?Copy !req
204. You remember that? There's a whole
carton of cigarettes in it for you.Copy !req
205. Uh, Mrs. Kelly, remember,Copy !req
206. this man that I'm bringing over, he wants
to steal the love of your son's life away.Copy !req
207. Nobody hurts my Charlie!Copy !req
208. Yup, that's good. That's good. Keep that up.
And keep the drinking coming.Copy !req
209. - 'Cause it makes you get all weird. All right, this is-Copy !req
210. Oh, okay. They're here. Ls everyone ready?
You guys got it? Okay.Copy !req
211. There they are!Copy !req
212. Sorry we're late.
Somebody took a little convincing.Copy !req
213. Yup. I really didn't want
to come, but Brad insisted.Copy !req
214. Oh, you big, old, fat stick in the mud!
Come on in, you guys.Copy !req
215. - They're here, everybody!Copy !req
216. - What's up?
- Here you go. Would you like some punch?Copy !req
217. Is there alcohol in this?
No, no, no, no.Copy !req
218. No, absolutely not. I remember what an
embarrassing problem you have with alcohol.Copy !req
219. Brad, did you know about her unfortunate
problems with drugs and alcohol?Copy !req
220. Isn't that sad?
It's just alcohol.Copy !req
221. Is it?
And he's aware.Copy !req
222. Oh. Really?Copy !req
223. I thought there was,
like, cocaine and heroin.Copy !req
224. And remember when you were shooting
up with the homeless people...Copy !req
225. and banging for money on the street?
No. no.Copy !req
226. Wow. You're making
all of that up.Copy !req
227. Really? Oh, no, no, no, no.
You know what?Copy !req
228. You're absolutely right. I'm confusing you
with another pathetic drunk that I know.Copy !req
229. So you can still have fun,
can't you, Brad? I can. I...Copy !req
230. Let's get a beer.
Okay.Copy !req
231. Whoo-hoo.
You look really nice tonight.Copy !req
232. You like that?
You like that?Copy !req
233. The color of this shirt I don't know
what it's doing to your eyes, but I like it.Copy !req
234. - All right, listen. You gotta be on your toes tonight, okay?Copy !req
235. This chick's a lawyer.
She's gonna be pretty sharp.Copy !req
236. Stick to the game plan, okay?
She's a lawyer. I like that.Copy !req
237. He's sweating through his shirt, dude.
I know.Copy !req
238. Listen, you remember
your backstory?Copy !req
239. No? Oh, for God's sakes!
What is that?Copy !req
240. I don't remember the backstory.
All right, listen, man. You're a philanthropist.Copy !req
241. That's what you are, okay?
You used to own a small business.Copy !req
242. But you gave all that up to help others.
All right, who do I help?Copy !req
243. Who am I helping?
Oh, God.Copy !req
244. It doesn't matter. I don't know, old people,
uh, children, autistics, dyslexic folks.Copy !req
245. It really doesn't matter, Charlie.
I'm a full on re...Copy !req
246. Ph-Philio- Philian-
Philanthropist.Copy !req
247. Dude, I can't get it.
How do you say it? What is it?Copy !req
248. Philanthropist!
Meet us in the bathroom.Copy !req
249. Oh, my God, dude! What is that?
What was that?Copy !req
250. Is that cheese?
Have you eaten cheese?Copy !req
251. How much cheese
have you eaten today?Copy !req
252. How much cheese
is too much cheese?Copy !req
253. Any amount of cheese before
a date is too much cheese!Copy !req
254. I had a lot of cheese.
I had a block of cheese.Copy !req
255. Okay, okay- You ate a
block of cheese today?Copy !req
256. I was very nervous.
I started eating cheese, man.Copy !req
257. All right. All right, all right.
Does that calm you down?Copy !req
258. Just don't breathe in her direction, okay?
Whatever you do.Copy !req
259. How do I look?
Relax.Copy !req
260. Stick to the game plan.
Do I look handsome?Copy !req
261. You look great.Copy !req
262. Okay.
So I thought we would play a game.Copy !req
263. Sort of a newlywed-type of game.
And see how well you two know each other, okay?Copy !req
264. Okay, question number one.Copy !req
265. Who broke Brad's heart in high school
and feels really bad about it?Copy !req
266. Me. I broke Brad's heart in high school
and I feel really bad about it. Okay?Copy !req
267. Wait. You went to
high school with us?Copy !req
268. Yeah. I sat right
next to you in trig.Copy !req
269. Huh! Wow.
You are very forgettable.Copy !req
270. Anyway, I will have you all know that I also
broke Brad's heart in high school. So...Copy !req
271. You dated Dee?
Mmm.Copy !req
272. Briefly. Yeah.Copy !req
273. - We dated hard, yep.
- Both you girls dumped him because of his pizza face.Copy !req
274. Ooh! Okay.
Question number two.Copy !req
275. How many people in the room
have had sex with the bride-to-be?Copy !req
276. Uh, just me I hope.Copy !req
277. - Ooh.
- Whoops. Uh-uh. Over here, guy.Copy !req
278. Ew!
Okay, you know what?Copy !req
279. That was a- That was a really dark time in
my life, and it was a terrible mistake.Copy !req
280. No, it's true. To be fair, it's true.
She's in love with my brother.Copy !req
281. They have a sex tape together.
This guy came along- No.Copy !req
282. I used to look like her.
Give me my cigarettes.Copy !req
283. Okay, I-I didn't tell you to go.
I didn't give you the high sign.Copy !req
284. Everybody's stealing
my Charlie, girl!Copy !req
285. - Oh! What the hell!
- Okay, Brad. I think it's time for us to go.Copy !req
286. We're gonna leave.
All right.Copy !req
287. Wait, no. No, no, no, no, Brad.
No, don't leave yet. I'm sorry.Copy !req
288. Hold on. No, no, don't leave.
Oh, you bitch!Copy !req
289. Oh! Goddamn it!
I should be the one getting married!Copy !req
290. This is depressing. Want to go get
sweaty in the bathroom? Sure do.Copy !req
291. No! No one's getting sweaty in my bathroom!
Just get out of here!Copy !req
292. Okay. We'll go get sweaty
in a Wendy's bathroom.Copy !req
293. Great! Go have sex at Wendy's!
Go for a ride.Copy !req
294. Wonderful!
Get out of here!Copy !req
295. - This party sucks!
- You suck!Copy !req
296. - I need a ride.
- Oh, really? Well, I ain't giving you shit, you old bitch!Copy !req
297. - Oh, my God, no! You can't borrow salad dressing!Copy !req
298. Or condiments! Or anything else you
two want to jam up into each other's...Copy !req
299. I, uh-
I forgot something.Copy !req
300. Oh. What?Copy !req
301. I forgot to tell you...Copy !req
302. I still love you.Copy !req
303. Hi.
Hi.Copy !req
304. Are you Charlie Kelly?
Yeah. Yeah, I am. Yeah.Copy !req
305. Sorry I'm late. Um-
You're Jackie.Copy !req
306. Yes, I am.
Are you all right?Copy !req
307. Oh, yeah, this?
I was running.Copy !req
308. Okay, because y-you're bleeding.
Oh, shit.Copy !req
309. Is it bleeding again?
I'm sorry.Copy !req
310. These are hornet stings,
you know?Copy !req
311. I run into, like-like a lot of,
like, hornets in my line of work.Copy !req
312. And I get stung up, like, bad
all over my face and stuff.Copy !req
313. And then, you know, it
starts bleeding. Oh.Copy !req
314. It sounds interesting.
Yeah.Copy !req
315. What is it that you do again?Copy !req
316. I'm work- I'm like
a janitor at, um...Copy !req
317. I'm a full-on rapist,
you know?Copy !req
318. Uh, Africans, dyslexics,
children, that sort of thing.Copy !req
319. I'm sorry. Did you say
you're a full-on rapist?Copy !req
320. No! Did I say that?
No! No, no, no, no!Copy !req
321. I help- I help people.
You know what I mean? I'm...Copy !req
322. I'm a philan-
a philan- a philan...Copy !req
323. A philanthropist? Yeah!
That's exactly what it is.Copy !req
324. It gets blocked up in my mouth.
I don't say it no good, so...Copy !req
325. I'm a janitor at a bar.Copy !req
326. Oh, God, dude!
I'm sucking ass!Copy !req
327. Yeah, dude.
You said you were a rapist!Copy !req
328. I went crazy in the brain
for a second!Copy !req
329. Yeah. And my eyes were all like,
uh- And I couldn't think straight.Copy !req
330. That shirt is ruined. I know, dude.
Give me your shirt.Copy !req
331. What? Give you-
That's a totally different shirt.Copy !req
332. Yeah. Can I- How the hell are
you gonna explain that to her?Copy !req
333. I'll say I met a nice guy in the
bathroom and we traded shirts!Copy !req
334. Are you listening to yourself?
Jesus Christ!Copy !req
335. I'm freaking out, dude.
Okay, new plan. New plan. New plan.Copy !req
336. Charlie, make a move.
Just tell her you want to bang her.Copy !req
337. Ooh. No, that's- Is that how you get chicks?
Well, he's got a 50-50 shot.Copy !req
338. - That's a good point!
- It is a yes-or-no scenario.Copy !req
339. It is a no scenario!
Why?Copy !req
340. Don't approach her that way.
That's not gonna work. Am I getting the shirt?Copy !req
341. You're not gonna get the shirt.
This is what you're gonna do.Copy !req
342. Go back out there.
Start asking her questions about herself.Copy !req
343. Talk to her about being a lawyer, okay?
I can do that.Copy !req
344. Right? Right?
That's gonna work.Copy !req
345. If anything goes wrong, I'll come out there,
I'll say I'm the manager of Gugino's.Copy !req
346. Do you understand?
Okay.Copy !req
347. All right? I got it.
I know. I understand it.Copy !req
348. You good?
We'll be good.Copy !req
349. All right, great.Copy !req
350. Just go. Just get out there.
Just go. Yeah.Copy !req
351. Hey, I'm sorry about that.
It took a little while.Copy !req
352. There was a guy in the bathroom.
He wouldn't give me his shirt. And I was fighting him.Copy !req
353. I'm, like, “Give me your shirt, bro.”
And he didn't want to give it to me.Copy !req
354. - And it was like a whole thing.
- Uh, uh, uhh!Copy !req
355. Hi. Uh, I'm the manager.
And Mr. Kelly is one of our preferred customers.Copy !req
356. It's so wonderful to see you here again
this evening. Right. My good man.Copy !req
357. Now I'm gonna want the milk
steak boiled over hard...Copy !req
358. and a side of your
finest jellybeans, rawCopy !req
359. Mr. Kelly, you have the most
wonderful sense of humor.Copy !req
360. Hey, I own this joint And I
know this guy And he is loaded.Copy !req
361. Mr. Kelly, we have your milk boiling just the
way you like it back there for your steak.Copy !req
362. You're gonna like this.
How's about I clear out the coat room...Copy !req
363. and you guys hit it in there
while the steak is getting ready?Copy !req
364. - What?
- What in the hell are you doing?Copy !req
365. I got this.
He's gonna be aggressive.Copy !req
366. I've got this.
Charlie, make a move. Maul.Copy !req
367. No, don't-
Oh, my God!Copy !req
368. - What are you doing?
- I'm leaving!Copy !req
369. You're grabbing her breasts?
What are you doing?Copy !req
370. I don't know. What does
“make a move” mean?Copy !req
371. It doesn't mean stab at her breasts
with your fingers. Oh, man!Copy !req
372. Come on, bro. You're ordering milk
steak and jellybeans? What the hell?Copy !req
373. Come on, you guys blew it, dude!
We blew it?Copy !req
374. I told you to stick with the game plan!
It was going great! I had it!Copy !req
375. You don't know shit
about chicks, man!Copy !req
376. - We don 'I know shit about chicks?
- Yeah!Copy !req
377. Well, guess what, bro. The waitress
is getting married. So suck on that!Copy !req
378. I see.Copy !req
379. Well, I suppose I'll be taking
that milk steak to go then.Copy !req
380. Yeah. And so the Wendy's manager
is all, “You gotta clean that up!”Copy !req
381. And I said, “They're your hamburgers.
You clean 'em up.”Copy !req
382. And then Artemis
got all bummed out...Copy !req
383. because of something
I did with the onions to myself.Copy !req
384. And now she won't talk to me.
Frank, I don't give a shit about any of this.Copy !req
385. Hey, man, where's
the baseball bat?Copy !req
386. Baseball bat in the corner.
Oh.Copy !req
387. We're trying to arm ourselves 'cause
Charlie's gonna be here any minute,Copy !req
388. and he might take us out, so...Copy !req
389. Oh, don't worry about Charlie.
Charlie's over this.Copy !req
390. In fact, I saw him this morning.
He said he was bringing the guy a congratulatory gift.Copy !req
391. Really?
Yeah.Copy !req
392. Oh, great.Copy !req
393. Hey, what's- what's, uh-
what's this?Copy !req
394. This is for your engagement, man.
You're a lucky, lucky dude.Copy !req
395. And, uh, congratulations to you.
Oh, right.Copy !req
396. No, no, no. That's not happening any more.
We're not, uh- We're not engaged.Copy !req
397. You're not getting married?
Nah.Copy !req
398. Oh!
You're Charlie Kelly, right?Copy !req
399. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I remember you from high school.Copy !req
400. Hang on a second, dude.
You're not getting married?Copy !req
401. Well-Copy !req
402. Remember how everybody used to
make fun of us in high school?Copy !req
403. I remember how
they made fun of you.Copy !req
404. Anyway, I have been
getting my revenge.Copy !req
405. I've been getting engaged to all these chicks
who broke up with me in high school...Copy !req
406. 'cause of my acne, and then I dump
'em right before the wedding.Copy !req
407. Damn.Copy !req
408. Yeah. I just got through doing it
to that coffee shop waitress.Copy !req
409. Now I'm gonna do it to this chick
Dee Reynolds. Remember her?Copy !req
410. She was the worst.
Yeah.Copy !req
411. Uh, so that coffee shop waitress, she must've
been hurt kinda bad by that though, right?Copy !req
412. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She was- She was devastated.Copy !req
413. Oh.
So...Copy !req
414. Well, tell you what, man. Why don't you
go ahead and have this present anyway?Copy !req
415. Really? Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, I feel like you deserve it.Copy !req
416. Well, thanks, dude.
Yeah.Copy !req
417. That's- That's rad.
All right. Okay.Copy !req
418. Well, keep it real, man.
Okay. Okay.Copy !req
419. All right.Copy !req
420. ENGLISH - US - PSDHCopy !req