1. Well, this is
an interesting development.Copy !req
2. This is not good.
You think maybe he's just vacationing?Copy !req
3. No. Charlie, there's blocks in front and in
back of his tires. He's not going anywhere.Copy !req
4. Yeah. This guy's
planted himself here.Copy !req
5. And I tell you what, once all the other R.V.
Folks see what this R.V. guy is doing,Copy !req
6. they're gonna start parking their
R.V.'s on our street. Shit.Copy !req
7. We're gonna be staring down the
barrel of a shantytown situation.Copy !req
8. Oh, my God. Who just takes their vehicle and
parks in someone's, you know, street...Copy !req
9. and says, “This is my street.
I'm gonna live here now 'cause I'm poor”?Copy !req
10. I'll tell you who.
New poor. What?Copy !req
11. Ever since the recession hit, waves
of new people are suddenly broke.Copy !req
12. These people have no idea
how to live without money.Copy !req
13. They're what's called “new poor.”
We're old poor.Copy !req
14. Yeah, they could stand to learn
a lesson or two from us,Copy !req
15. because we would never take our homelessness
and shove it down everybody's face.Copy !req
16. Have some class
if you're gonna be poor!Copy !req
17. All right. Let's get this guy out
of here, send him a message.Copy !req
18. Let's do it. Right.
Let's slash his tires.Copy !req
19. Well, not that though, because then he can't leave.
That doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
20. Well, you start putting plans under microscopes,
nothing's gonna make sense, all right?Copy !req
21. Lots of things make sense. Slashing someone's
tires so that they leave makes no sense.Copy !req
22. You gonna put everything I say under a microscope, bud?
It's a stupid idea, Charlie.Copy !req
23. I'm sorry.
You have a better plan?Copy !req
24. Dee! Sharpest item in the bar!
I need it now! Let's go!Copy !req
25. Whoa. What the hell's
going on over here?Copy !req
26. Oh, Frank's
trying to kill himself.Copy !req
27. Is he all right?
Frank, are you all right?Copy !req
28. Don't try to stop me.
Oh, my God.Copy !req
29. - Oh, so he's alive.
- I lost all my money in a Ponzi scheme, Charlie. I'm broke!Copy !req
30. His neck is so thick,Copy !req
31. I feel like he's just gonna swing and
dangle around for a really long time.Copy !req
32. That's what it is!
Let's cut him down.Copy !req
33. Frank, it's not gonna work for you.
Your neck's too thick, buddy.Copy !req
34. - Tie a chair to me.
- Times are tough, huh?Copy !req
35. Shit.Copy !req
36. This is terrible.Copy !req
37. What? What are you talking about?
What is terrible?Copy !req
38. If you're looking for a better steak in an
arcade setting, you are shit out of luck.Copy !req
39. I'm talking about eating out all the time.
It's a business expense, Frank.Copy !req
40. It's only fair that the upper management
of the bar get together to talk shop...Copy !req
41. over top-notch steak
and some video games.Copy !req
42. make it run as efficiently
as the government.Copy !req
43. Mmm! Yeah.
Cut out the steak dinners.Copy !req
44. We're not cutting out the steak dinners,
so just hold your horses on that one.Copy !req
45. If anything, we should be talking about bonuses.
Let's talk bonuses. Good idea.Copy !req
46. Bonuses? Yeah!Copy !req
47. You run the business into the
ground, and you want bonuses?Copy !req
48. Frank, don't be a moron. You start cutting
bonuses, you're gonna lose your top guys.Copy !req
49. You gotta separate the wheat
from the chaff somehow. Yeah.Copy !req
50. These dudes are all chaff. Right?
Yeah- Well, no. We're all wheat.Copy !req
51. No, We're chaff. No, We're not.
We're- We're wheat.Copy !req
52. Why would you want to be wheat?
Why would you ever want to be chaff?Copy !req
53. Well, who wants to be- Okay,
I'll be chaff, you be wheat.Copy !req
54. You two idiots have no
business sense whatsoever!Copy !req
55. We have no business sense?
He's the one dangling from a noose 10 minutes ago.Copy !req
56. That's a good point.Copy !req
57. Let's start streamlining right now.
Frank, you're out. You're fired.Copy !req
58. Oh! You just got
squeezed out, bitch!Copy !req
59. Oh, I'm squeezed out?
Uh-huh.Copy !req
60. Well, let's see how far
you two idiots get...Copy !req
61. without Frank Reynolds bailing
you out every five minutes!Copy !req
62. - I'm outta here!
- I'm comfortable being chaff if you want to be wheat.Copy !req
63. Okay, man, whatever.Copy !req
64. You're firing us?Copy !req
65. Well, first we're gonna give you the
opportunity to defend your jobs.Copy !req
66. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
67. All right. I appreciate
the opportunity, fellas.Copy !req
68. - I'm on it! Whoo!
- Good. Show us what you do around here, Charlie.Copy !req
69. - Hoo-woo-woo-woo!
- Oh, come on! This is bullshit!Copy !req
70. I shouldn't have to
defend my job to you!Copy !req
71. Dee, we don't know what it is that you do around here.
You don't seem to do anything.Copy !req
72. Me? Come on!
I do a shitload!Copy !req
73. Why don't you make us a drink?Copy !req
74. Fine. I'll crack you
open a beer.Copy !req
75. No, no, no.
Not a beer.Copy !req
76. Something you have to mix.Copy !req
77. But this bottle
is cold-activated.Copy !req
78. I mean, look at it.
Doesn't that look delicious?Copy !req
79. It does look delicious,
but mix me a drink.Copy !req
80. But the mountains, they've turned blue.
Mojito me, please.Copy !req
81. A refreshing mojito would do.
Nobody orders a mojito in this bar.Copy !req
82. So you can't make a mojito?
Of course I can make a mojito!Copy !req
83. Then make one. Fine!
One mojito coming up, gentlemen.Copy !req
84. I quit.Copy !req
85. Goddamn it! Shit!Copy !req
86. I was really looking forward
to firing her. Me too.Copy !req
87. Okay, boys,
let's talk rat traps, okay?Copy !req
88. Huh?
I need money.Copy !req
89. Huh? The guys were being
total knobs, so I quit.Copy !req
90. Also, you're really behind on my rent and
they're threatening to evict me, so... money.Copy !req
91. What part of “I am broke”
don't you guys understand?Copy !req
92. I tried to hang myself.
No more bailouts!Copy !req
93. Well, what am I supposed to do?
Not my problemo.Copy !req
94. What's with the briefcase?Copy !req
95. I'm gonna start a new business.Copy !req
96. I created an empire before,
and I can do it again.Copy !req
97. Huh. You are really good at making money.
Okay, I'm in.Copy !req
98. What are you talking about?
What value are you to me?Copy !req
99. I'm desperate,
so I'll do anything.Copy !req
100. Okay, that's good.
Are you willing to destroy your credit?Copy !req
101. It's never really been a problem before.
That's good. Hold that.Copy !req
102. We're gonna take out a big loan in
your name and get an office. Great.Copy !req
103. Okay, let's go.Copy !req
104. All right,
that's the rain water barrels.Copy !req
105. Now let's talk about the trash. What do I do with the trash?
How do I dispose of the trash?Copy !req
106. I don't know. We disposed of the
trash in the Dumpster last night.Copy !req
107. What are you doing with it?
I am taking it to the furnace.Copy !req
108. - We have a furnace?
- Absolutely. Where do you think the heat comes from?Copy !req
109. You burn the trash in the furnace?
This bar runs on trash.Copy !req
110. This bar is totally green
that way.Copy !req
111. How is burning trash green?Copy !req
112. Uh, because I'm recycling the
trash into heat for the bar.Copy !req
113. And lots of smoke for the bar. I'm giving the
bar the good smoky smell that we all like.Copy !req
114. The bar smells like trash.Copy !req
115. That's the exact opposite
of green, Charlie.Copy !req
116. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
117. Well, I could put the trash into a landfill
where it's gonna stay for millions of years,Copy !req
118. or I could burn it up and get a
nice, smoky smell in here...Copy !req
119. and let that smoke go into the
sky where it turns into stars.Copy !req
120. That doesn't sound right, but I don't
know enough about stars to dispute it.Copy !req
121. It's right. No, it's not right.
All right, are we almost done?Copy !req
122. No, we're not done.
I got one more piece of business. What is it?Copy !req
123. Lastly, before I open
the bar in the morning,Copy !req
124. I always make sure
to turn on the Coors sign,Copy !req
125. let people know we got iced delicious
Coors in the bar, you know,Copy !req
126. and then, uh,
that's the last thing I do.Copy !req
127. OI' Charlie's done
a lot of work around here.Copy !req
128. Charlie, that sign does
not say “Coors.” Eh?Copy !req
129. Goddamn it. Come outside!
Come outside! Come outside!Copy !req
130. Goddamn it. Come outsideCopy !req
131. Closed!
It says “closed, ” Charlie!Copy !req
132. Okay. Yeah, right.
I can see that now.Copy !req
133. But, you know, you can't really
read it from the inside.Copy !req
134. You can't read it
from the outside!Copy !req
135. You know what? Forget it.
I can read it!Copy !req
136. Are we done with this?
Have we gone through everything?Copy !req
137. Well, that was the last thing that I do, sure.
Okay, great. You're fired!Copy !req
138. No, come on.
You're not firing me.Copy !req
139. Yeah. Yeah.
No way!Copy !req
140. Oh, I'm sorry!
Oh, really?Copy !req
141. So you're gonna throw all the
trash in the furnace yourselves.Copy !req
142. And you're gonna filter the
rainwater barrel all by yourselves.Copy !req
143. And I suppose you're gonna fiddle with the
electricity every day all by yourselves...Copy !req
144. and siphon it from all
around the neighborhood.Copy !req
145. No. We're gonna call a trash man,
an electrician, and a plumber...Copy !req
146. and not turn the closed sign
on when the bar is open!Copy !req
147. No, God! What is this?Copy !req
148. Are you kidding me?
This is what I was talking about.Copy !req
149. We are gonna have a
shantytown here in no time.Copy !req
150. Shit! Goddamn it!Copy !req
151. Honey, I'm home!Copy !req
152. Feast your eyes on the new
headquarters of Reynolds and Reynolds.Copy !req
153. Frank and I
are starting a business.Copy !req
154. We sublet our apartments.
We're living in here.Copy !req
155. - Wait a second. You subletted our apartment?
- Yeah.Copy !req
156. Well, what the hell, dude?
I don't know if I can live in a trailer, man.Copy !req
157. You don't have to, Charlie.
It's kinda tight in there already.Copy !req
158. Well, hang on a second, bro.
We're good in tight spaces. I'll make it work.Copy !req
159. I'm sorry, Charlie.
What do you mean, you're sorry?Copy !req
160. There's no room at the inn.
You kidding me, dude? You kidding me?Copy !req
161. Unbelievable! So now I'm reduced to
sleeping in the bar! Oh, hell no!Copy !req
162. No, no, no. You're not gonna
be sleeping in the bar.Copy !req
163. Where am I gonna live?
On the streets? It's a recession.Copy !req
164. Times are tough. Yeah.
You'll bounce back, buddy.Copy !req
165. Aw, come on, man.
Can I at least live with you guys?Copy !req
166. We're not in the business of giving out
handouts, Charlie. We're not the government.Copy !req
167. Frankly, I'm a little embarrassed that you would ask.
Yeah, it's a little gauche.Copy !req
168. You guys are boning me, man.Copy !req
169. I tell you what, why don't you and
I hit D&B's and talk bonuses?Copy !req
170. Yeah. All right. Dennis, why don't
you go ahead and lock that door.Copy !req
171. You don't have
to lock the door.Copy !req
172. Go ahead and lock him out.
Keep out the riffraff.Copy !req
173. You don't have to lock the door.
You don't have to add insult to injury. I'm gonna be fine.Copy !req
174. That's locked?
Yeah.Copy !req
175. - I got plenty of places to go.
- No, you don't!Copy !req
176. Okay, Frank, tell me about this
business scheme you're cooking up.Copy !req
177. Give me your shoe.
My shoe?Copy !req
178. Hand over your shoe.
All right.Copy !req
179. Observe.Copy !req
180. Wait. No, no, no-
Oh- Aw, come on, man!Copy !req
181. That's a $200 shoe!Copy !req
182. Look at that.
What are you doing?Copy !req
183. Feast your eyes
on your new business.Copy !req
184. Knives.Copy !req
185. You want me to sell knives door-to-door?
No. You're selling vacuums.Copy !req
186. I'm sorry. I took out
a high-interest loan...Copy !req
187. to invest in a door-to-door knife
and vacuum-selling business?Copy !req
188. Not just any vacuum.
This is wet vac.Copy !req
189. Commercial power for the home.Copy !req
190. This'll get a red wine stain
out of anything. Look.Copy !req
191. Oh, goddamn it!Copy !req
192. Check it out, Deandra.Copy !req
193. All right,
this baby is powerful!Copy !req
194. Now, cover your ears
because it has no muffler!Copy !req
195. - Oh!Copy !req
196. Ah! Oh, that's good merlot.Copy !req
197. Yeah. That's good merlot.
You're gonna want to keep those coming.Copy !req
198. It might be cheaper if youse
went with a bottle of wine...Copy !req
199. instead of chugging
the individual glasses.Copy !req
200. Mmm. Yeah, maybe leave the judgment
back in the kitchen 'cause...Copy !req
201. There's a little bit of a look of judgment
on your face. Just go grab them and...Copy !req
202. Okay, no problem. All right.
Okay. Thank you.Copy !req
203. Great!
Oh, she's terrific.Copy !req
204. I like her. Yeah, she's a cutie.
All right, listen, Mac.Copy !req
205. I did bring you here for a
specific reason, okay? Hmm?Copy !req
206. I got an idea for a stimulus plan for the
bar that's gonna blow your freakin' mind.Copy !req
207. Stimulus plan? A stimulus plan.
You want to hear it?Copy !req
208. Lay it on me, bro.
Take a look around you right now.Copy !req
209. Now, at a time where businesses are simply
failing left and right, who's thriving?Copy !req
210. Dave & Buster's. Dave & Buster's is thriving.
Why do you think that is?Copy !req
211. I don't know. Video games?
Video games are definitely a big part of it.Copy !req
212. I want you to do me a favor. Break down for
me what I'm holding in my hand right now.Copy !req
213. Ah, that is
a Dave & Buster's Power Card.Copy !req
214. Yes. Now, does your Dave & Buster's card
work at any other similar establishments?Copy !req
215. Like, say, a T.G.I. Fridays?Copy !req
216. Mine does not, and believe me, I've tried
at several locations. No, it doesn't.Copy !req
217. Yeah, 'cause I've actually been with you on
many of those occasions where you've tried.Copy !req
218. Right. I don't think I've tried it enough.
I think you have.Copy !req
219. Because clearly, at this point, you should've
realized that it doesn't work anywhere else.Copy !req
220. There's one in Franklin Mills I haven't tried.
I feel like that could maybe work.Copy !req
221. It's not gonna work there either. Let's move past that.
I'm trying to make a point here.Copy !req
222. When you come to Dave & Buster's
you spend your real money,Copy !req
223. but you leave with
Dave & Buster's money.Copy !req
224. That gives you incentive to
come back to Dave & Buster's...Copy !req
225. 'cause it's the only place
where your money works.Copy !req
226. I think that's brilliant.
Maybe we should take a page out of D&B's book.Copy !req
227. And try the card at the Friday's
out in the northeast...Copy !req
228. No, you son of a bitch.
We're way past that at this point.Copy !req
229. I don't understand why you
can't grasp that point.Copy !req
230. It doesn't work anywhere else.
It's only gonna work here.Copy !req
231. All right. I'm- I'm getting all worked up.
Okay? This is- Let's...Copy !req
232. I'm proposing that we print
our own currency, okay?Copy !req
233. Make our own money?
Yes!Copy !req
234. We call it Paddy's Dollars. Now we distribute
that out to people for free initially.Copy !req
235. Then they become customers, and
then they bring in new customers.Copy !req
236. And then once they're in, they have to
use real dollars to buy Paddy's Dollars.Copy !req
237. That's exactly right, and that
stimulates our own internal economy.Copy !req
238. Yeah, yeah, dude! That's a great plan!
Then afterwards, we'll go out to Fox Chase...Copy !req
239. and use the Power Card
at that Friday's out there.Copy !req
240. Yeah, yeah, yeah! No, we won't.
You can though.Copy !req
241. Look, Mom, um, I've kinda
came on some hard times...Copy !req
242. with the economy
and everything.Copy !req
243. I got no place to go
and everything, so...Copy !req
244. I was figuring maybe I should move back
into my old room for a little while...Copy !req
245. till I get back up on my feet.Copy !req
246. Mmm, well, I don't think
that's gonna work out, Charlie.Copy !req
247. Why not? I had to sublet
your room to Uncle Jack.Copy !req
248. Is that why he's here?Copy !req
249. Hey, Charlie.
Times are tough.Copy !req
250. And the economy is so bad...Copy !req
251. I needed to get more money in in
order to make the house payments.Copy !req
252. What are you talking about?
You don't make house payments.Copy !req
253. You own this house. You've owned it for years.
Mom, that's crazy.Copy !req
254. - You collect Social Security.
- I need money.Copy !req
255. You can share the room
with me, Charlie.Copy !req
256. That's a great idea!Copy !req
257. - That is not a great idea.
- Well, why not?Copy !req
258. It'll be fun.Copy !req
259. You know, you and me
palling around, getting nuts,Copy !req
260. doing crazy, fun things.Copy !req
261. I'm not doing any kind of things that
you want me to do with you, Uncle Jack.Copy !req
262. No, it's- it's stuff
that relatives do.Copy !req
263. - We'll share the room, Charlie.
- I don't want to share the room with you, dude, because I...Copy !req
264. I will spend the whole night wide awake like
when I was a kid and you tried to share my room.Copy !req
265. You ever seen wrestling
on television?Copy !req
266. I am well aware
of what wrestling is.Copy !req
267. It's just not what uncles
do to their nephews.Copy !req
268. I'm out of here.Copy !req
269. Hey, I'll call you later.
I know you will.Copy !req
270. Just grab any knife?Copy !req
271. Just the sharpest one
in the kitchen.Copy !req
272. All right, now when I out
through the shoe and make the sale,Copy !req
273. you suggest casually that we have
a drink to celebrate. Right.Copy !req
274. And? Then I drop a little
wine on the carpet,Copy !req
275. grab the wet vac, and then call
it a deal, whatever. Zing-0.Copy !req
276. This is the best knife I own.Copy !req
277. Oh. Oh. All right. Mmm.Copy !req
278. Well, if that's
the best you have...Copy !req
279. All right, now pretend that this
shoe is an unboned chicken...Copy !req
280. and you're gonna cook it tonight
and make a tasty dinner...Copy !req
281. that's gonna smell all through
the house like cooked chicken.Copy !req
282. Actually, I'm vegan.
Okay.Copy !req
283. Then pretend this shoe
is whatever you people eat.Copy !req
284. Maybe it is a shoe.
Nice one.Copy !req
285. Watch the way your knife cuts.Copy !req
286. Mmm. Oh, it's just flopping around.
Oh, shoot. I-It, you know, doesn't...Copy !req
287. Shit's not even making a dent
in the leather.Copy !req
288. This knife is a piece of crap.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
289. Oh.
Now take a look at our knife.Copy !req
290. Beautiful pressed steel... Oh.Copy !req
291. With a nice,
razor-sharp edge.Copy !req
292. Watch the way this knife blasts
through this shoe with one motion.Copy !req
293. Uh-huh.
Owww!Copy !req
294. Ohh! Ohh!
Is this part of the whole thing?Copy !req
295. Oh, I cut myself!
Ohh! it's a deep cut!Copy !req
296. Ohh! Ohh!
I see your bones!Copy !req
297. - It's a deep cut!
- I'll get you a towel! I'll get you a towel!Copy !req
298. - Oh, Frank!
- It's okay. It's all right. I got Band-Aids in my bag.Copy !req
299. I just- I need
your bathroom, that's allCopy !req
300. Okay. All right.
I'll just get my bag. Okay.Copy !req
301. Ohh! Okay.
But...Copy !req
302. Eew.
Is he gonna be okay, 'cause...Copy !req
303. Yeah. Yeah, no, no.
He's gonna be fine, Beth. Don't worry.Copy !req
304. I tell you what- Why don't you
and I have a glass of wine.Copy !req
305. Just bring it down a little bit, huh?
I don't drink in the morning.Copy !req
306. Yeah, me neither.
Oh, uh...Copy !req
307. Oh, shoot!
Oh!Copy !req
308. Oh, I'm missing it!
Hey!Copy !req
309. Oh, no!
You're doing that on purpose!Copy !req
310. I'm trying to prove a point here, Beth, okay?
Hmm? I-I don't...Copy !req
311. [ Stumbling, Crashing]
I'm gonna...Copy !req
312. Okay, I-
Yeah. Oh, boy.Copy !req
313. Goddamn it!Copy !req
314. - These Paddy's Dollars look great bro.
- Yeah!Copy !req
315. I'm really glad we went with the color.
They pop! Oh, yeah.Copy !req
316. Little bit more expensive than I would've thought.
But that's worth it though.Copy !req
317. That's
an old-poor move.Copy !req
318. You take your money and put it into
something worth it, you're not tacky.Copy !req
319. See, by transferring all of our
cash into these Paddy's Dollars...Copy !req
320. and then printing more of these babies than
we ever had in cash, we've upped our value.Copy !req
321. Shit!Copy !req
322. Oh, goddamn it. Look.Copy !req
323. Full-blown shantytown.
We're screwed.Copy !req
324. Wait a minute. Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, dude.Copy !req
325. There could be some
real opportunity in this.Copy !req
326. Yeah? Yeah, man.
Think about this, dude.Copy !req
327. In recession times, what thrives
more than anything else?Copy !req
328. Prostitutes. No- Well, yeah, that.
But that and bars.Copy !req
329. Oh, and bars! Well, yeah!
Right, because people gotta drown their sorrows.Copy !req
330. Get drunk!
We own a bar!Copy !req
331. Yeah! So why don't we take
these Paddy's Dollars...Copy !req
332. and just distribute them
amongst the shanties?Copy !req
333. That way- Right. They buy the
booze from us with the dollars.Copy !req
334. Right. They run out of booze, then they
gotta buy more Paddy's Dollars from us.Copy !req
335. Thus creating the self-sustaining
economy we've been looking for.Copy !req
336. It stimulates our economy.Copy !req
337. That's what Dave & Buster's does.
Give me one up here.Copy !req
338. Boom.
Boom!Copy !req
339. Who wants some free money, shanties?Copy !req
340. When people stop buying vacuum
cleaners and knives door-to-door,Copy !req
341. it can mean only
one thing, Deandra.Copy !req
342. That you blew all of my money
on a very stupid idea? No!Copy !req
343. Good-bye, recession,
hello, depression.Copy !req
344. You're very lucky that you're with
somebody as resilient as Frank Reynolds.Copy !req
345. You've tried to off yourself two
times in the last 24 hours, Frank!Copy !req
346. Listen, this business partner of mine called.
He's got a great plan.Copy !req
347. This is the man
who's gonna make us rich.Copy !req
348. This is the man?
Yes.Copy !req
349. This man lives in a cardboard box!
Times is tough.Copy !req
350. Goddamn it.
Yo!Copy !req
351. Hey!Copy !req
352. Thanks for getting
down here so quick.Copy !req
353. It's Charlie?
Hey, Charlie!Copy !req
354. Charlie is
your new business partner?Copy !req
355. Yeah. Well, what do you want?
We're good in tight spots.Copy !req
356. That's right. All right.
You ready to do this? You got it.Copy !req
357. Okay, let's go! Let's go!
You're the man with the plan.Copy !req
358. Deandra, this is gonna work.Copy !req
359. There we go.
Look at that.Copy !req
360. - Feast your eyes.
- Here we go!Copy !req
361. - What the hell is that?Copy !req
362. These are crabs!
Fresh, local Delaware runoff crabs.Copy !req
363. Those don't look
anything like crabs.Copy !req
364. Huh? Yeah, well- They
look like sea scorpions.Copy !req
365. Isn't there some kind of, like,
sewage runoff around here?Copy !req
366. Yeah, there's a pretty bad sewage runoff,
but, you know, crabs is sewage-proof!Copy !req
367. And depression proof.
People gotta eat.Copy !req
368. We're gonna sell these
on the street.Copy !req
369. - We're crab people now.
- Crab people.Copy !req
370. We're crab people now? Yes!Copy !req
371. You want us
to become crab people?Copy !req
372. That's your new business plan?
Yeah...Copy !req
373. Yeah.
I'm getting a call.Copy !req
374. We'll live and die
by the crab, Dee!Copy !req
375. We'll eat off
the fat of the sea.Copy !req
376. Help me toss some of these babies back, 'cause
legally we're not allowed to eat those.Copy !req
377. Oh, thank you very much!
Thank you. Great news!Copy !req
378. Let's go!
Forget the crabs! Okay.Copy !req
379. - Nice doing business with you.
- All right, shanty!Copy !req
380. Enjoy it! All right.
Enjoy yourselves.Copy !req
381. Boom!
Okay.Copy !req
382. Hey!
We did it.Copy !req
383. I think we made every single one
of our Paddy's Dollars back.Copy !req
384. You're damn right. Thus creating the
self-sustaining economy we've been looking for.Copy !req
385. That's right.
How much fresh cash did we make?Copy !req
386. Fresh cash?
Yes.Copy !req
387. Uh, well, zero. Zero, if you're
talking about U.S. currency.Copy !req
388. People didn't really seem
interested in spending any of that.Copy !req
389. That's okay.Copy !req
390. So when they run
out of the booze,Copy !req
391. they'll come back in and they'll
have to buy more Paddy's Dollars.Copy !req
392. Right. That is assuming, of course, that
they will come back here and drink.Copy !req
393. They will because we'll
redistribute these to the shanties,Copy !req
394. thus ensuring them coming back
in, keeping the money moving.Copy !req
395. Well, no, if we just redistribute these,
then people will continue to drink for free.Copy !req
396. Okay.
How does this work, Mac?Copy !req
397. The money keeps moving
in a circle.Copy !req
398. But- But we don't have any money.
All we have is this.Copy !req
399. How does this work, dude?
I don't know. I thought you knew.Copy !req
400. I thought you- What?
I thought you were on top of this!Copy !req
401. You're the one that came up with the plan!
Did I come up with this plan?Copy !req
402. Last night, dude, with the D&B Power Card
and the- Oh, I blacked out that night.Copy !req
403. Shit, dude! I've been following
your lead! Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
404. Oh, shit. Okay, so we have
no money and no inventory.Copy !req
405. There's still something we can do.
That's still a business somehow.Copy !req
406. How does D&B's do it? They've got a complicated system.
I cannot begin to understand it.Copy !req
407. How does a self-sustaining
economy work?Copy !req
408. I don't understand how the U.S. economy works,
much less some sort of a self-sustaining one.Copy !req
409. I don't understand
how finances work.Copy !req
410. Shots for everybody!Copy !req
411. The government is reimbursing me
all the money I lost!Copy !req
412. I love this country!
Baby, I'm back!Copy !req
413. Wait, you got a bailout?
Yeah, you know it, pal!Copy !req
414. Can you bail us out, Frank?
Because we're kind of screwed here.Copy !req
415. I'll tell you what.
Let's discuss it over steaks and Skee-Ball.Copy !req
416. Oh!
[ Laughing, Yelling ]Copy !req
417. Hey, bailouts all around!
U.S.A.!Copy !req
418. U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
I love this country!Copy !req
419. Crab meat'!
Crab meal! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!Copy !req
420. - Crab meat!
- Crab meat!Copy !req
421. Uh, you guys don't think that you're
going to Dave & Buster's, do you?Copy !req
422. Uh-
What?Copy !req
423. ENGLISH - US -PSDHCopy !req