1. Well, this is
an interesting development.Copy !req
2. This is not good.
You think maybe he's just vacationing?Copy !req
3. No. Charlie, there's blocks in front and in
back of his tires. He's not going anywhere.Copy !req
4. Yeah. This guy's
planted himself here.Copy !req
5. And I tell you what, once all the other R.
V. Folks see what this R.V. guy is doing,Copy !req
6. they're gonna start parking their R.
V.'s on our street. Shit.Copy !req
7. We're gonna be staring down the
barrel of a shantytown situation.Copy !req
8. Oh, my God. Who just takes their vehicle and
parks in someone's, you know, street...Copy !req
9. and says, "This is my street.
I'm gonna live here now 'cause I'm poor"?Copy !req
10. I'll tell you who.
New poor. What?Copy !req
11. Ever since the recession hit, waves
of new people are suddenly broke.Copy !req
12. These people have no idea
how to live without money.Copy !req
13. They're what's called "new poor."
We're old poor.Copy !req
14. Yeah, they could stand to learn
a lesson or two from us,Copy !req
15. because we would never take our homelessness
and shove it down everybody's face.Copy !req
16. Have some class
if you're gonna be poor!Copy !req
17. All right. Let's get this guy out
of here, send him a message.Copy !req
18. Let's do it. Right.
Let's slash his tires.Copy !req
19. Well, not that though, because then he can't leave.
That doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
20. Well, you start putting plans under microscopes,
nothing's gonna make sense, all right?Copy !req
21. Lots of things make sense. Slashing someone's
tires so that they leave makes no sense.Copy !req
22. You gonna put everything I say under a microscope, bud?
It's a stupid idea, Charlie.Copy !req
23. I'm sorry.
You have a better plan?Copy !req
24. Dee! Sharpest item in the bar!
I need it now! Let's go!Copy !req
25. Whoa. What the hell's
going on over here?Copy !req
26. Oh, Frank's
trying to kill himself.Copy !req
27. Is he all right?
Frank, are you all right?Copy !req
28. Don't try to stop me.
Oh, my God.Copy !req
29. - Oh, so he's alive. - I lost all my money
in a Ponzi scheme, Charlie. I'm broke!Copy !req
30. His neck is so thick,Copy !req
31. I feel like he's just gonna swing and
dangle around for a really long time.Copy !req
32. That's what it is!
Let's cut him down.Copy !req
33. Frank, it's not gonna work for you.
Your neck's too thick, buddy.Copy !req
34. - Tie a chair to me.
- Times are tough, huh?Copy !req
35. Shit.Copy !req
36. This is terrible.Copy !req
37. What? What are you talking about?
What is terrible?Copy !req
38. If you're looking for a better steak in an
arcade setting, you are shit out of luck.Copy !req
39. I'm talking about eating out all the time.
It's a business expense, Frank.Copy !req
40. It's only fair that the upper management
of the bar get together to talk shop...Copy !req
41. over top-notch steak
and some video games.Copy !req
42. You two have no idea how serious this is.
I can't bail you out anymore!Copy !req
43. Maybe we should take this time
to streamline Paddy's,Copy !req
44. make it run as efficiently
as the government.Copy !req
45. Mmm! Yeah.
Cut out the steak dinners.Copy !req
46. We're not cutting out the steak dinners,
so just hold your horses on that one.Copy !req
47. If anything, we should be talking about bonuses.
Let's talk bonuses. Good idea.Copy !req
48. Bonuses?
Yeah!Copy !req
49. You run the business into the
ground, and you want bonuses?Copy !req
50. Frank, don't be a moron. You start cutting
bonuses, you're gonna lose your top guys.Copy !req
51. You gotta separate the wheat
from the chaff somehow. Yeah.Copy !req
52. These dudes are all chaff. Right?
Yeah- Well, no. We're all wheat.Copy !req
53. No, we're chaff. No, we're not.
We're- We're wheat.Copy !req
54. Why would you want to be wheat?
Why would you ever want to be chaff?Copy !req
55. Well, who wants to be- Okay,
I'll be chaff, you be wheat.Copy !req
56. You two idiots have no
business sense whatsoever!Copy !req
57. We have no business sense?
He's the one dangling from a noose 10 minutes ago.Copy !req
58. That's a good point.Copy !req
59. Let's start streamlining right now.
Frank, you're out. You're fired.Copy !req
60. Oh! You just got
squeezed out, bitch!Copy !req
61. Oh, I'm squeezed out?
Uh-huh.Copy !req
62. Well, let's see how far
you two idiots get...Copy !req
63. without Frank Reynolds bailing
you out every five minutes!Copy !req
64. - I'm outta here! - I'm comfortable
being chaff if you want to be wheat.Copy !req
65. Okay, man, whatever.Copy !req
66. You're firing us?Copy !req
67. Well, first we're gonna give you the
opportunity to defend your jobs.Copy !req
68. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
69. All right. I appreciate
the opportunity, fellas.Copy !req
70. - I'm on it! Whoo! - Good.
Show us what you do around here, Charlie.Copy !req
71. - Hoo-woo-woo-woo! - Oh, come on!
This is bullshit!Copy !req
72. I shouldn't have to
defend my job to you!Copy !req
73. Dee, we don't know what it is that you do around here.
You don't seem to do anything.Copy !req
74. Me? Come on!
I do a shitload!Copy !req
75. Why don't you make us a drink?Copy !req
76. Fine. I'll crack you
open a beer.Copy !req
77. No, no, no.
Not a beer.Copy !req
78. Something you have to mix.Copy !req
79. But this bottle
is cold-activated.Copy !req
80. I mean, look at it.
Doesn't that look delicious?Copy !req
81. It does look delicious,
but mix me a drink.Copy !req
82. But the mountains, they've turned blue.
Mojito me, please.Copy !req
83. A refreshing mojito would do.
Nobody orders a mojito in this bar.Copy !req
84. So you can't make a mojito?
Of course I can make a mojito!Copy !req
85. Then make one. Fine!
One mojito coming up, gentlemen.Copy !req
86. I quit.Copy !req
87. Goddamn it! Shit!Copy !req
88. I was really looking forward
to firing her. Me too.Copy !req
89. Okay, boys,
let's talk rat traps, okay?Copy !req
90. Huh?
I need money.Copy !req
91. Huh? The guys were being
total knobs, so I quit.Copy !req
92. Also, you're really behind on my rent and
they're threatening to evict me, so... money.Copy !req
93. What part of "I am broke"
don't you guys understand?Copy !req
94. I tried to hang myself.
No more bailouts!Copy !req
95. Well, what am I supposed to do?
Not my problemo.Copy !req
96. What's with the briefcase?Copy !req
97. I'm gonna start a new business.Copy !req
98. I created an empire before,
and I can do it again.Copy !req
99. Huh. You are really good at making money.
Okay, I'm in.Copy !req
100. What are you talking about?
What value are you to me?Copy !req
101. I'm desperate,
so I'll do anything.Copy !req
102. Okay, that's good.
Are you willing to destroy your credit?Copy !req
103. It's never really been a problem before.
That's good. Hold that.Copy !req
104. We're gonna take out a big loan in
your name and get an office. Great.Copy !req
105. Okay, let's go.Copy !req
106. All right,
that's the rainwater barrels.Copy !req
107. Now let's talk about the trash. What do I do with the trash?
How do I dispose of the trash?Copy !req
108. I don't know. We disposed of the
trash in the Dumpster last night.Copy !req
109. What are you doing with it?
I am taking it to the furnace.Copy !req
110. - We have a furnace? - Absolutely.
Where do you think the heat comes from?Copy !req
111. You burn the trash in the furnace?
This bar runs on trash.Copy !req
112. This bar is totally green
that way.Copy !req
113. How is burning trash green?Copy !req
114. Uh, because I'm recycling the
trash into heat for the bar.Copy !req
115. And lots of smoke for the bar. I'm giving the
bar the good smoky smell that we all like.Copy !req
116. The bar smells like trash.Copy !req
117. That's the exact opposite
of green, Charlie.Copy !req
118. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
119. Well, I could put the trash into a landfill
where it's gonna stay for millions of years,Copy !req
120. or I could burn it up and get a
nice, smoky smell in here...Copy !req
121. and let that smoke go into the
sky where it turns into stars.Copy !req
122. That doesn't sound right, but I don't
know enough about stars to dispute it.Copy !req
123. It's right. No, it's not right.
All right, are we almost done?Copy !req
124. No, we're not done.
I got one more piece of business. What is it?Copy !req
125. Lastly, before I open
the bar in the morning,Copy !req
126. I always make sure
to turn on the Coors sign,Copy !req
127. let people know we got iced delicious
Coors in the bar, you know,Copy !req
128. and then, uh,
that's the last thing I do.Copy !req
129. Ol' Charlie's done
a lot of work around here.Copy !req
130. Charlie, that sign does
not say "Coors." Eh?Copy !req
131. Goddamn it. Come outside!
Come outside! Come outside!Copy !req
132. Goddamn it.
Come outside.Copy !req
133. Closed!
It says "closed," Charlie!Copy !req
134. Okay. Yeah, right.
I can see that now.Copy !req
135. But, you know, you can't really
read it from the inside.Copy !req
136. You can't read it
from the outside!Copy !req
137. You know what? Forget it.
I can read it!Copy !req
138. Are we done with this?
Have we gone through everything?Copy !req
139. Well, that was the last thing that I do, sure.
Okay, great. You're fired!Copy !req
140. No, come on.
You're not firing me.Copy !req
141. Yeah. Yeah.
No way!Copy !req
142. Oh, I'm sorry!
Oh, really?Copy !req
143. So you're gonna throw all the
trash in the furnace yourselves.Copy !req
144. And you're gonna filter the
rainwater barrel all by yourselves.Copy !req
145. And I suppose you're gonna fiddle with the
electricity every day all by yourselves...Copy !req
146. and siphon it from all
around the neighborhood.Copy !req
147. No. We're gonna call a trash man,
an electrician, and a plumber...Copy !req
148. and not turn the closed sign
on when the bar is open!Copy !req
149. No, God! What is this?Copy !req
150. Are you kidding me?
This is what I was talking about.Copy !req
151. We are gonna have a
shantytown here in no time.Copy !req
152. Shit! Goddamn it!Copy !req
153. Honey, I'm home!Copy !req
154. Feast your eyes on the new
headquarters of Reynolds and Reynolds.Copy !req
155. Frank and I
are starting a business.Copy !req
156. We sublet our apartments.
We're living in here.Copy !req
157. - Wait a second.
You subletted our apartment? - Yeah.Copy !req
158. Well, what the hell, dude?
I don't know if I can live in a trailer, man.Copy !req
159. You don't have to, Charlie.
It's kinda tight in there already.Copy !req
160. Well, hang on a second, bro.
We're good in tight spaces. I'll make it work.Copy !req
161. I'm sorry, Charlie.
What do you mean, you're sorry?Copy !req
162. There's no room at the inn.
You kidding me, dude? You kidding me?Copy !req
163. Unbelievable! So now I'm reduced to
sleeping in the bar! Oh, hell no!Copy !req
164. No, no, no. You're not gonna
be sleeping in the bar.Copy !req
165. Where am I gonna live?
On the streets? It's a recession.Copy !req
166. Times are tough. Yeah.
You'll bounce back, buddy.Copy !req
167. Aw, come on, man.
Can I at least live with you guys?Copy !req
168. We're not in the business of giving out
handouts, Charlie. We're not the government.Copy !req
169. Frankly, I'm a little embarrassed that you would ask.
Yeah, it's a little gauche.Copy !req
170. You guys are boning me, man.Copy !req
171. I tell you what, why don't you and
I hit D&B's and talk bonuses?Copy !req
172. Yeah. All right. Dennis, why don't
you go ahead and lock that door.Copy !req
173. You don't have
to lock the door.Copy !req
174. Go ahead and lock him out.
Keep out the riffraff.Copy !req
175. You don't have to lock the door.
You don't have to add insult to injury. I'm gonna be fine.Copy !req
176. That's locked?
Yeah.Copy !req
177. - I got plenty of places to go.
- No, you don't!Copy !req
178. Okay, Frank, tell me about this
business scheme you're cooking up.Copy !req
179. Give me your shoe.
My shoe?Copy !req
180. Hand over your shoe.
All right.Copy !req
181. Observe.Copy !req
182. Wait. No, no, no-
Oh- Aw, come on, man!Copy !req
183. That's a $200 shoe!Copy !req
184. Look at that.
What are you doing?Copy !req
185. Feast your eyes
on your new business.Copy !req
186. Knives.Copy !req
187. You want me to sell knives door-to-door?
No. You're selling vacuums.Copy !req
188. I'm sorry. I took out
a high-interest loan...Copy !req
189. to invest in a door-to-door knife
and vacuum-selling business?Copy !req
190. Not just any vacuum.
This is wet vac.Copy !req
191. Commercial power for the home.Copy !req
192. This'll get a red wine stain
out of anything. Look.Copy !req
193. Oh, goddamn it!Copy !req
194. Check it out, Deandra.Copy !req
195. All right,
this baby is powerful!Copy !req
196. Now, cover your ears
because it has no muffler!Copy !req
197. Oh!Copy !req
198. Ah!
Oh, that's good merlot.Copy !req
199. Yeah. That's good merlot.
You're gonna want to keep those coming.Copy !req
200. It might be cheaper if youse
went with a bottle of wine...Copy !req
201. instead of chugging
the individual glasses.Copy !req
202. Mmm. Yeah, maybe leave the judgment
back in the kitchen 'cause...Copy !req
203. There's a little bit of a look of judgment
on your face. Just go grab them and...Copy !req
204. Okay, no problem. All right.
Okay. Thank you.Copy !req
205. Great!
Oh, she's terrific.Copy !req
206. I like her. Yeah, she's a cutie.
All right, listen, Mac.Copy !req
207. I did bring you here for a
specific reason, okay? Hmm?Copy !req
208. I got an idea for a stimulus plan for the
bar that's gonna blow your freakin' mind.Copy !req
209. Stimulus plan? A stimulus plan.
You want to hear it?Copy !req
210. Lay it on me, bro.
Take a look around you right now.Copy !req
211. Now, at a time where businesses are simply
failing left and right, who's thriving?Copy !req
212. Dave & Buster's. Dave & Buster's is thriving.
Why do you think that is?Copy !req
213. I don't know. Video games?
Video games are definitely a big part of it.Copy !req
214. I want you to do me a favor. Break down for
me what I'm holding in my hand right now.Copy !req
215. Ah, that is
a Dave & Buster's Power Card.Copy !req
216. Yes. Now, does your Dave & Buster's card
work at any other similar establishments?Copy !req
217. Like, say, a T.G.I. Fridays?Copy !req
218. Mine does not, and believe me, I've tried
at several locations. No, it doesn't.Copy !req
219. Yeah, 'cause I've actually been with you on
many of those occasions where you've tried.Copy !req
220. Right. I don't think I've tried it enough.
I think you have.Copy !req
221. Because clearly, at this point, you should've
realized that it doesn't work anywhere else.Copy !req
222. There's one in Franklin Mills I haven't tried.
I feel like that could maybe work.Copy !req
223. It's not gonna work there either. Let's move past that.
I'm trying to make a point here.Copy !req
224. When you come to Dave & Buster's
you spend your real money,Copy !req
225. but you leave with
Dave & Buster's money.Copy !req
226. That gives you incentive to
come back to Dave & Buster's...Copy !req
227. 'cause it's the only place
where your money works.Copy !req
228. I think that's brilliant.
Maybe we should take a page out of D&B's book.Copy !req
229. And try the card at the Friday's
out in the northeast...Copy !req
230. No, you son of a bitch.
We're way past that at this point.Copy !req
231. I don't understand why you
can't grasp that point.Copy !req
232. It doesn't work anywhere else.
It's only gonna work here.Copy !req
233. All right. I'm- I'm getting all worked up.
Okay? This is- Let's...Copy !req
234. I'm proposing that we print
our own currency, okay?Copy !req
235. Make our own money?
Yes!Copy !req
236. We call it Paddy's Dollars. Now we distribute
that out to people for free initially.Copy !req
237. Then they become customers, and
then they bring in new customers.Copy !req
238. And then once they're in, they have to
use real dollars to buy Paddy's Dollars.Copy !req
239. That's exactly right, and that
stimulates our own internal economy.Copy !req
240. Yeah, yeah, dude! That's a great plan!
Then afterwards, we'll go out to Fox Chase...Copy !req
241. and use the Power Card
at that Friday's out there.Copy !req
242. Yeah, yeah, yeah! No, we won't.
You can though.Copy !req
243. Look, Mom, um, I've kinda
come on some hard times...Copy !req
244. with the economy
and everything.Copy !req
245. I got no place to go
and everything, so...Copy !req
246. I was figuring maybe I should move back
into my old room for a little while...Copy !req
247. till I get back up on my feet.Copy !req
248. Mmm, well, I don't think
that's gonna work out, Charlie.Copy !req
249. Why not? I had to sublet
your room to Uncle Jack.Copy !req
250. Is that why he's here?Copy !req
251. Hey, Charlie.
Times are tough.Copy !req
252. And the economy is so bad...Copy !req
253. I needed to get more money in in
order to make the house payments.Copy !req
254. What are you talking about?
You don't make house payments.Copy !req
255. You own this house. You've owned it for years.
Mom, that's crazy.Copy !req
256. - You collect Social Security.
- I need money.Copy !req
257. You can share the room
with me, Charlie.Copy !req
258. That's a great idea!Copy !req
259. - That is not a great idea.
- Well, why not?Copy !req
260. It'll be fun.Copy !req
261. You know, you and me
palling around, getting nuts,Copy !req
262. doing crazy, fun things.Copy !req
263. I'm not doing any kind of things that
you want me to do with you, Uncle Jack.Copy !req
264. No, it's- it's stuff
that relatives do.Copy !req
265. - We'll share the room, Charlie. - I don't want
to share the room with you, dude, because I...Copy !req
266. I will spend the whole night wide awake like
when I was a kid and you tried to share my room.Copy !req
267. You ever seen wrestling
on television?Copy !req
268. I am well aware
of what wrestling is.Copy !req
269. It's just not what uncles
do to their nephews.Copy !req
270. I'm out of here.Copy !req
271. Hey, I'll call you later.
I know you will.Copy !req
272. Just grab any knife?Copy !req
273. Just the sharpest one
in the kitchen.Copy !req
274. All right, now when I cut
through the shoe and make the sale,Copy !req
275. you suggest casually that we have
a drink to celebrate. Right.Copy !req
276. And? Then I drop a little
wine on the carpet,Copy !req
277. grab the wet vac, and then call
it a deal, whatever. Zing-o.Copy !req
278. This is the best knife I own.Copy !req
279. Oh. Oh.
All right. Mmm.Copy !req
280. Well, if that's
the best you have...Copy !req
281. All right, now pretend that this
shoe is an unboned chicken...Copy !req
282. and you're gonna cook it tonight
and make a tasty dinner...Copy !req
283. that's gonna smell all through
the house like cooked chicken.Copy !req
284. Actually, I'm vegan.
Okay.Copy !req
285. Then pretend this shoe
is whatever you people eat.Copy !req
286. Maybe it is a shoe.
Nice one.Copy !req
287. Watch the way your knife cuts.Copy !req
288. Mmm. Oh, it's just flopping around.
Oh, shoot. I-It, you know, doesn't...Copy !req
289. Shit's not even making a dent
in the leather.Copy !req
290. This knife is a piece of crap.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
291. Oh.
Now take a look at our knife.Copy !req
292. Beautiful pressed steel...
Oh.Copy !req
293. With a nice,
razor-sharp edge.Copy !req
294. Watch the way this knife blasts
through this shoe with one motion.Copy !req
295. Uh-huh.
Owww!Copy !req
296. Ohh! Ohh!
Is this part of the whole thing?Copy !req
297. Oh, I cut myself!
Ohh! It's a deep cut!Copy !req
298. Ohh! Ohh!
I see your bones!Copy !req
299. - It's a deep cut! - I'll get you a towel!
I'll get you a towel!Copy !req
300. - Oh, Frank! - It's okay. It's all right.
I got Band-Aids in my bag.Copy !req
301. I just- I need
your bathroom, that's all.Copy !req
302. Okay. All right.
I'll just get my bag. Okay.Copy !req
303. Ohh! Okay.
But...Copy !req
304. Eew.
Is he gonna be okay, 'cause...Copy !req
305. Yeah. Yeah, no, no.
He's gonna be fine, Beth. Don't worry.Copy !req
306. I tell you what- Why don't you
and I have a glass of wine.Copy !req
307. Just bring it down a little bit, huh?
I don't drink in the morning.Copy !req
308. Yeah, me neither.
Oh, uh...Copy !req
309. Oh, shoot!
Oh!Copy !req
310. Oh, I'm missing it!
Hey!Copy !req
311. Oh, no!
You're doing that on purpose!Copy !req
312. I'm trying to prove a point here, Beth, okay?
Hmm? I- I don't...Copy !req
313. I'm gonna...Copy !req
314. Okay, I-
Yeah. Oh, boy.Copy !req
315. Goddamn it!Copy !req
316. - These Paddy's Dollars
look great, bro. - Yeah!Copy !req
317. I'm really glad we went with the color.
They pop! Oh, yeah.Copy !req
318. Little bit more expensive than I would've thought.
But that's worth it though.Copy !req
319. That's
an old-poor move.Copy !req
320. You take your money and put it into
something worth it, you're not tacky.Copy !req
321. See, by transferring all of our
cash into these Paddy's Dollars...Copy !req
322. and then printing more of these babies than
we ever had in cash, we've upped our value.Copy !req
323. Shit!Copy !req
324. Oh, goddamn it.
Look.Copy !req
325. Full-blown shantytown.
We're screwed.Copy !req
326. Wait a minute. Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, dude.Copy !req
327. There could be some
real opportunity in this.Copy !req
328. Yeah? Yeah, man.
Think about this, dude.Copy !req
329. In recession times, what thrives
more than anything else?Copy !req
330. Prostitutes. No- Well, yeah, that.
But that and bars.Copy !req
331. Oh, and bars! Well, yeah!
Right, because people gotta drown their sorrows.Copy !req
332. Get drunk!
We own a bar!Copy !req
333. Yeah! So why don't we take
these Paddy's Dollars...Copy !req
334. and just distribute them
amongst the shanties?Copy !req
335. That way- Right. They buy the
booze from us with the dollars.Copy !req
336. Right. They run out of booze, then they
gotta buy more Paddy's Dollars from us.Copy !req
337. Thus creating the self-sustaining
economy we've been looking for.Copy !req
338. It stimulates our economy.Copy !req
339. That's what Dave & Buster's does.
Give me one up here.Copy !req
340. Boom.
Boom!Copy !req
341. Who wants some free money, shanties?Copy !req
342. When people stop buying vacuum
cleaners and knives door-to-door,Copy !req
343. it can mean only
one thing, Deandra.Copy !req
344. That you blew all of my money
on a very stupid idea? No!Copy !req
345. Good-bye, recession,
hello, depression.Copy !req
346. You're very lucky that you're with
somebody as resilient as Frank Reynolds.Copy !req
347. You've tried to off yourself two
times in the last 24 hours, Frank!Copy !req
348. Listen, this business partner of mine called.
He's got a great plan.Copy !req
349. This is the man
who's gonna make us rich.Copy !req
350. This is the man?
Yes.Copy !req
351. This man lives in a cardboard box!
Times is tough.Copy !req
352. Goddamn it.
Yo!Copy !req
353. Hey!Copy !req
354. Thanks for getting
down here so quick.Copy !req
355. It's Charlie?
Hey, Charlie!Copy !req
356. Charlie is
your new business partner?Copy !req
357. Yeah. Well, what do you want?
We're good in tight spots.Copy !req
358. That's right. All right.
You ready to do this? You got it.Copy !req
359. Okay, let's go! Let's go!
You're the man with the plan.Copy !req
360. Deandra, this is gonna work.Copy !req
361. There we go.
Look at that.Copy !req
362. - Feast your eyes.
- Here we go!Copy !req
363. What the hell is that?Copy !req
364. These are crabs!
Fresh, local Delaware runoff crabs.Copy !req
365. Those don't look
anything like crabs.Copy !req
366. Huh? Yeah, well- They
look like sea scorpions.Copy !req
367. Isn’t there some kind of, like,
sewage runoff around here?Copy !req
368. Yeah, there's a pretty bad sewage runoff,
but, you know, crabs is sewage-proof!Copy !req
369. And depression proof.
People gotta eat.Copy !req
370. We're gonna sell these
on the street.Copy !req
371. - We're crab people now.
- Crab people.Copy !req
372. We're crab people now?
Yes!Copy !req
373. You want us
to become crab people?Copy !req
374. That's your new business plan?
Yeah...Copy !req
375. Yeah.
I'm getting a call.Copy !req
376. We'll live and die
by the crab, Dee!Copy !req
377. We'll eat off
the fat of the sea.Copy !req
378. Help me toss some of these babies back, 'cause
legally we're not allowed to eat those.Copy !req
379. Oh, thank you very much!
Thank you. Great news!Copy !req
380. Let's go!
Forget the crabs! Okay.Copy !req
381. - Nice doing business with you.
- All right, shanty!Copy !req
382. Enjoy it! All right.
Enjoy yourselves.Copy !req
383. Boom!
Okay.Copy !req
384. Hey!
We did it.Copy !req
385. I think we made every single one
of our Paddy's Dollars back.Copy !req
386. You're damn right. Thus creating the
self-sustaining economy we've been looking for.Copy !req
387. That's right.
How much fresh cash did we make?Copy !req
388. Fresh cash?
Yes.Copy !req
389. Uh, well, zero. Zero, if you're
talking about U.S. currency.Copy !req
390. People didn't really seem
interested in spending any of that.Copy !req
391. That's okay.Copy !req
392. So when they run
out of the booze,Copy !req
393. they'll come back in and they'll
have to buy more Paddy's Dollars.Copy !req
394. Right. That is assuming, of course, that
they will come back here and drink.Copy !req
395. They will because we'll
redistribute these to the shanties,Copy !req
396. thus ensuring them coming back
in, keeping the money moving.Copy !req
397. Well, no, if we just redistribute these,
then people will continue to drink for free.Copy !req
398. Okay.
How does this work, Mac?Copy !req
399. The money keeps moving
in a circle.Copy !req
400. But- But we don't have any money.
All we have is this.Copy !req
401. How does this work, dude?
I don't know. I thought you knew.Copy !req
402. I thought you- What?
I thought you were on top of this!Copy !req
403. You're the one that came up with the plan!
Did I come up with this plan?Copy !req
404. Last night, dude, with the D&B Power Card
and the- Oh, I blacked out that night.Copy !req
405. Shit, dude! I've been following
your lead! Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
406. Oh, shit. Okay, so we have
no money and no inventory.Copy !req
407. There's still something we can do.
That's still a business somehow.Copy !req
408. How does D&B's do it? They've got a complicated system.
I cannot begin to understand it.Copy !req
409. How does a self-sustaining
economy work?Copy !req
410. I don't understand how the U.S. economy works,
much less some sort of a self-sustaining one.Copy !req
411. I don't understand
how finances work.Copy !req
412. Shots for everybody!Copy !req
413. The government is reimbursing me
all the money I lost!Copy !req
414. I love this country!
Baby, I'm back!Copy !req
415. Wait, you got a bailout?
Yeah, you know it, pal!Copy !req
416. Can you bail us out, Frank?
Because we're kind of screwed here.Copy !req
417. I'll tell you what.
Let's discuss it over steaks and Skee-Ball.Copy !req
418. Oh!Copy !req
419. Hey, bailouts all around!
U.S.A.!Copy !req
420. U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
I love this country!Copy !req
421. Crab meat!
Crab meat! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!Copy !req
422. - Crab meat!
- Crab meat!Copy !req
423. Uh, you guys don't think that you're
going to Dave & Buster's, do you?Copy !req
424. Uh-
What?Copy !req
425. ENGLISH - US -PSDHCopy !req