1. Hey, hey— what do youCopy !req
2. think of these, guys?Copy !req
3. My god, Frank.Copy !req
4. My god.Copy !req
5. You look ridiculousCopy !req
6. in those, dude.Copy !req
7. Dude, why are youCopy !req
8. wearing skinny jeans?Copy !req
9. Because they're hip!Copy !req
10. And I want to stay young.Copy !req
11. Well, stay old, bro,Copy !req
12. because that looks terrible.Copy !req
13. Dress your age.Copy !req
14. I like 'em.Copy !req
15. I think they make me look sexy.Copy !req
16. I am getting a tremendousCopy !req
17. amount of enjoyment watching youCopy !req
18. parade around in those things.Copy !req
19. So I say keep them.Copy !req
20. Yeah?Copy !req
21. Yeah.Copy !req
22. Like a humpty dumpty vibeCopy !req
23. going on with those.Copy !req
24. It's like...Copy !req
25. Hey-oh!Copy !req
26. Big news, bitches!Copy !req
27. The ban's been lifted and we areCopy !req
28. back in.Copy !req
29. Flipadelphia, here we come.Copy !req
30. Flip, flip,Copy !req
31. Flipadelphia!Copy !req
32. Flip, flip, flipadelphia!Copy !req
33. Flip!Copy !req
34. Flip!Copy !req
35. Flip!Copy !req
36. Adelphia!Copy !req
37. Yeah!Copy !req
38. What the hell isCopy !req
39. Flipadelphia?Copy !req
40. What is Flipadelphia?Copy !req
41. it's a city-wide flip cupCopy !req
42. tournament.Copy !req
43. It's the best.Copy !req
44. Yeah!Copy !req
45. We were the bar to beat tenCopy !req
46. years ago till we got muscledCopy !req
47. out.Copy !req
48. Yeah, they very, veryCopy !req
49. unfairly accused us of poisoningCopy !req
50. our rival team.Copy !req
51. You got framed?Copy !req
52. Uh, no, we did poison theCopy !req
53. shit out of 'em, but they didn'tCopy !req
54. have any proof.Copy !req
55. So you have a rival?Copy !req
56. Oh, yeah. Big time.Copy !req
57. Yeah.Copy !req
58. This dive bar down the streetCopy !req
59. called Molly's.Copy !req
60. Yeah.Copy !req
61. Yeah, yeah— this year, we'reCopy !req
62. gonna jam it right up theirCopy !req
63. butt holes.Copy !req
64. Um, mnh-mm.Copy !req
65. Yeah, me, Dennis and CharlieCopy !req
66. will jam their butt holes.Copy !req
67. You're not gonna comeCopy !req
68. anywhere near their butt holes.Copy !req
69. Let us handle the butt holes.Copy !req
70. What are you talking about,Copy !req
71. you guys?Copy !req
72. I'm your number four.Copy !req
73. I'm your "Adelphia," and youCopy !req
74. can't...Copy !req
75. I know, but, Dee, I mean...Copy !req
76. what, do you, like, not rememberCopy !req
77. the past?Copy !req
78. You choked under pressure inCopy !req
79. '98.Copy !req
80. You blew the whole thing andCopy !req
81. we're gonna win.Copy !req
82. And then you couldn't flip theCopy !req
83. damn cup.Copy !req
84. I know, Charlie, that's whyCopy !req
85. I've been practicing ever since.Copy !req
86. I mean, you've got to give meCopy !req
87. a chance to redeem myself.Copy !req
88. Okay, fine.Copy !req
89. You will have a chance to redeemCopy !req
90. yourself.Copy !req
91. In the meantime, what do you sayCopy !req
92. we throw a little gas in theCopy !req
93. rivalry fire?Copy !req
94. I thought you said this placeCopy !req
95. was a shithole.Copy !req
96. Yeah, it was, but it looksCopy !req
97. like they've made a fewCopy !req
98. renovations.Copy !req
99. Well, let's not get ahead ofCopy !req
100. ourselves.Copy !req
101. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
102. Could be a scheme.Copy !req
103. Okay, you guys ready?Copy !req
104. Bubblin', yeah.Copy !req
105. Guess who, bitches?Copy !req
106. Oh, everybody have some lemonCopy !req
107. on it.Copy !req
108. Honk! Honk! Honk!Copy !req
109. Will the highest rankingCopy !req
110. member of the staff please stepCopy !req
111. forward!Copy !req
112. I, yeah— I'm Art Sloan.Copy !req
113. I'm the owner.Copy !req
114. You're Art Sloan?Copy !req
115. Now, see, you look veryCopy !req
116. different from what I remember.Copy !req
117. Do I know you people?Copy !req
118. Uh, allow me to refresh yourCopy !req
119. memory.Copy !req
120. Whoa-whoa, what... what theCopy !req
121. hell is that?Copy !req
122. Flip cup.Copy !req
123. Huh?Copy !req
124. Ten years ago.Copy !req
125. We poisoned you, dude,Copy !req
126. remember?Copy !req
127. Wait a minute— we got reallyCopy !req
128. sick.Copy !req
129. You acted sick.Copy !req
130. But check it out, who's toCopy !req
131. say we didn't out that very sameCopy !req
132. poison in the drinking water!Copy !req
133. Wait, everybody, relax.Copy !req
134. He's lying.Copy !req
135. He doesn't have any poison.Copy !req
136. No, I don't have any on me,Copy !req
137. but I do keep some in my fridgeCopy !req
138. at home in the relish jar.Copy !req
139. There's poison in that jar?Copy !req
140. I thought I was allergic toCopy !req
141. pickles.Copy !req
142. What's in the jar with the skullCopy !req
143. and crossbones?Copy !req
144. Well, that's mayonnaise.Copy !req
145. That's a decoy.Copy !req
146. And the mayo?Copy !req
147. That's shampoo.Copy !req
148. You tellin' me I've beenCopy !req
149. putting shampoo on myCopy !req
150. sandwiches?Copy !req
151. If you're using theCopy !req
152. mayonnaise, yeah, probably.Copy !req
153. I-I'm sorry.Copy !req
154. Is there something that I can doCopy !req
155. for you people?Copy !req
156. Yeah, we came to tell youCopy !req
157. we're reigniting the rivalry,Copy !req
158. dick worm.Copy !req
159. It's back on, bitch.Copy !req
160. You know what?Copy !req
161. I, I am not your rival, okay?Copy !req
162. I never was, and I am certainlyCopy !req
163. not participating inCopy !req
164. Flipadelphia.Copy !req
165. Ooh...Copy !req
166. Flip, flip, Flipadelphia.Copy !req
167. Looks like someone's scared,Copy !req
168. guys.Copy !req
169. Now you're just beingCopy !req
170. childish.Copy !req
171. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
172. How's this for childish, bro?Copy !req
173. That's it!Copy !req
174. We pissed in your bar!Copy !req
175. I'm calling the cops.Copy !req
176. We pissed in your bar!Copy !req
177. Check it out!Copy !req
178. Call the cops! Call the cops!Copy !req
179. See you Saturday.Copy !req
180. Don't be late.Copy !req
181. Three, two, one, go.Copy !req
182. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!Copy !req
183. Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!Copy !req
184. No, you're throwing too hard!Copy !req
185. Get it! Get it! Get it!Copy !req
186. What are you doing?Copy !req
187. I don't know, you guys.Copy !req
188. I buckled.Copy !req
189. That was terrible!Copy !req
190. I'm sorry, okay!Copy !req
191. I thought you had beenCopy !req
192. practicing.Copy !req
193. I have been practicing!Copy !req
194. I don't know what happened.Copy !req
195. It's her bison-sized fingers.Copy !req
196. I don't have bison fingers!Copy !req
197. I don't have bison fingers.Copy !req
198. Oh, yes, you do.Copy !req
199. You mother had to have aCopy !req
200. C-section because of thoseCopy !req
201. hands.Copy !req
202. Okay, you guys are just allCopy !req
203. screaming at my face.Copy !req
204. People are going to screamCopy !req
205. at the tournament.Copy !req
206. That's it, she's off theCopy !req
207. team.Copy !req
208. Shut up, Frank!Copy !req
209. You're not even on the team.Copy !req
210. That's true.Copy !req
211. What is my role here?Copy !req
212. Why did you bring that up?Copy !req
213. Uh, yeah?Copy !req
214. All right, well, you're notCopy !req
215. going to be on the flip cup team.Copy !req
216. No, definitely not.Copy !req
217. But maybe you could be, um,
team instigator.Copy !req
218. Yeah.Copy !req
219. Yeah, there we go.
That works.Copy !req
220. Sure, yeah.Copy !req
221. I'll be the instigator.Copy !req
222. Okay.Copy !req
223. Okay, I'll instigate.Copy !req
224. In the meantime, we need toCopy !req
225. find a replacement for Dee.Copy !req
226. Yeah.Copy !req
227. Okay, we need a replacement.Copy !req
228. No! No-no-no-no-no, that'sCopy !req
229. not fair, you guys.Copy !req
230. Don't replace me.Copy !req
231. You're being replaced, Dee.Copy !req
232. Okay, I'll tell you what.Copy !req
233. Dee, if you can prove to us thatCopy !req
234. you can flip ten cups in a row,Copy !req
235. under pressure, you're back onCopy !req
236. the team.Copy !req
237. All right.Copy !req
238. Yes! You gotta practice.Copy !req
239. That's all I need.Copy !req
240. I've got to warm up.Copy !req
241. See, I went into this cold.Copy !req
242. I came in here cold, that's why.Copy !req
243. Yeah, that's what it was.Copy !req
244. One mistake and you're offCopy !req
245. the team.Copy !req
246. That ought to keep her busyCopy !req
247. for at least a week or so.Copy !req
248. I don't think she'll ever getCopy !req
249. that.Copy !req
250. Okay, in the meantime, let'sCopy !req
251. find a replacement.Copy !req
252. Yes, and I know just theCopy !req
253. place to go.Copy !req
254. Where?Copy !req
255. Same place I learned to honeCopy !req
256. my god-given flip cup skills—Copy !req
257. the Delta Omega LambdaCopy !req
258. fraternity house at Penn.Copy !req
259. Wait, that was, like, 15Copy !req
260. years ago.Copy !req
261. I don't think you'd have anyCopy !req
262. clout there.Copy !req
263. Doesn't matter, man.Copy !req
264. I was the king of that place.Copy !req
265. I'm a legend over there.Copy !req
266. This brings me back.Copy !req
267. The alumni up here, nice.Copy !req
268. Oh, man, this is the class.Copy !req
269. Oh, man... There's Ritter.Copy !req
270. Oh, that's... "I chug dick."Copy !req
271. No. What?Copy !req
272. I never— I don't chug dick.Copy !req
273. That's crazy.Copy !req
274. What did... Why would you evenCopy !req
275. put— that's not funny.Copy !req
276. Come on, it's homophobic.Copy !req
277. I mean, come on.Copy !req
278. What the hell?Copy !req
279. Goddamn it.Copy !req
280. Shake the ass! Shake the ass!Copy !req
281. Move the hips, man.Copy !req
282. Yeah, there you go.Copy !req
283. Yeah, here we go, bitches.Copy !req
284. Watch this.Copy !req
285. Frank!Copy !req
286. What the hell are you doing,Copy !req
287. man?Copy !req
288. I'm recruiting these guys forCopy !req
289. the flip cup thing.Copy !req
290. I almost got this, Dennis.Copy !req
291. Whew! Whew! Whew!Copy !req
292. That's real funny shit,Copy !req
293. Frank.Copy !req
294. Step out for a second.Copy !req
295. Let me handle this.Copy !req
296. All right, guys.Copy !req
297. I'm brother Reynolds, class ofCopy !req
298. '98.Copy !req
299. Dude, we were cruising theCopy !req
300. sixth grade in '98, man.Copy !req
301. Oh, sixth grade?Copy !req
302. Cool, man.Copy !req
303. Well, I guess I kind of blazedCopy !req
304. the trail for these sorts ofCopy !req
305. shenanigans you got going on inCopy !req
306. here.Copy !req
307. What's going on with this kid?Copy !req
308. Uh, he's a pledge and we'reCopy !req
309. zapping his nuts with a stun gunCopy !req
310. every couple of hours.Copy !req
311. Look at him! Look!Copy !req
312. that's brutal, man. Wow.Copy !req
313. Let me get in on that.Copy !req
314. You want to?Copy !req
315. You want to get in on this?Copy !req
316. Yeah, I'm sort of a legendCopy !req
317. when it comes to this kind ofCopy !req
318. shit, so yeah.Copy !req
319. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool.Copy !req
320. Let me see it.Copy !req
321. Here, man, here.Copy !req
322. Down he goes!Copy !req
323. Shit, that really hurts.Copy !req
324. Dennis, these guys are badassCopy !req
325. shitheads.Copy !req
326. Oh, man. You got any ludes?Copy !req
327. Ludes? I don't think theyCopy !req
328. make those anymore, man.Copy !req
329. Gum?Copy !req
330. We got rita-rall.Copy !req
331. "Rita-rall"?Copy !req
332. Yeah.Copy !req
333. What's rita-rall?Copy !req
334. Ooh, snortski.Copy !req
335. Oh, mmm...Copy !req
336. Oh! Ooh, that's tasty stuff.Copy !req
337. Zap him again.Copy !req
338. What?Copy !req
339. It's that easy, man.Copy !req
340. It's that easy, baby.Copy !req
341. Don't do that shit again, youCopy !req
342. little idiot!Copy !req
343. Okay?Copy !req
344. Have some respect for a brother,Copy !req
345. okay?Copy !req
346. I'm a legend around this place,Copy !req
347. so don't zap me again.Copy !req
348. All right, listen, I came hereCopy !req
349. for a reason, okay?Copy !req
350. I came here to recruit you for aCopy !req
351. flip cup tournament.Copy !req
352. Flip cup? Flip cup?Copy !req
353. What are you, a freshman?Copy !req
354. That is so lame.Copy !req
355. Take a look at how loose hisCopy !req
356. jeans are.Copy !req
357. Okay, okay, all right.Copy !req
358. Oh, no more zaps.Copy !req
359. All right, I'm sorry.Copy !req
360. I'm sorry.Copy !req
361. We're done.Copy !req
362. All right, focus.Copy !req
363. You can do this.Copy !req
364. One more time just...Copy !req
365. Dee, Dee, it's getting hardCopy !req
366. to watch.Copy !req
367. Really.Copy !req
368. I can't stop grinding myCopy !req
369. teeth.Copy !req
370. I don't know how these kidsCopy !req
371. Study on this goddamnCopy !req
372. rita-rall.Copy !req
373. Yeah, I don't know, either,Copy !req
374. and I don't give a shit.Copy !req
375. Hey, so how did theCopy !req
376. recruiting go?Copy !req
377. Oh, it was bad.Copy !req
378. We both got punk'd.Copy !req
379. Yeah, we both got punk'd,Copy !req
380. Frank.Copy !req
381. We got punk'd out, justCopy !req
382. punk'd.Copy !req
383. We both got punk'd.Copy !req
384. That's right.Copy !req
385. These kids these days, I'llCopy !req
386. tell you what.Copy !req
387. They are nothing like we used toCopy !req
388. be back when we were inCopy !req
389. fraternities.Copy !req
390. They have no respect forCopy !req
391. anybody.Copy !req
392. Okay, they're like stupid,Copy !req
393. little goddamn savages.Copy !req
394. They're bitches.Copy !req
395. They're bitches.Copy !req
396. I mean, I came in there,Copy !req
397. right, and I was polite.Copy !req
398. And I was nice to them.Copy !req
399. I was cordial.Copy !req
400. Yeah.Copy !req
401. And they completely goddamnCopy !req
402. disrespected me.Copy !req
403. Idiots! Idiots!Copy !req
404. I was completely respectful.Copy !req
405. They're supposed to be myCopy !req
406. brothers, right?Copy !req
407. They're my brothers?Copy !req
408. No, no, that's not fun.Copy !req
409. What they were doing wasn't fun.Copy !req
410. They kept zapping us and zappingCopy !req
411. us! Idiots! Savages! Idiots!Copy !req
412. Zap. Zap. Zap.Copy !req
413. Jesus Christ, dude.Copy !req
414. Damn, man.Copy !req
415. Calm down.Copy !req
416. All right, theyCopy !req
417. disrespected...Copy !req
418. I am a legend over there.Copy !req
419. I know you're a legend.Copy !req
420. Charlie knows you're a legend,Copy !req
421. you know.Copy !req
422. That's just the viciousness ofCopy !req
423. youth, you know?Copy !req
424. That wasn't fun.Copy !req
425. That's not fun! That's not fun!Copy !req
426. Savages!Copy !req
427. I'll tell you what, dude.Copy !req
428. Maybe you should step down fromCopy !req
429. the fraternity thing.Copy !req
430. Look, dude, we haven't gottenCopy !req
431. Art Sloan to sign up yet.Copy !req
432. He's not signed up.Copy !req
433. Why don't you focus some ofCopy !req
434. that weird rage on him?Copy !req
435. Charlie and I will handle theCopy !req
436. frat kids from here, okay?Copy !req
437. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
438. I'll totally pull a good willCopy !req
439. hunting on those kids, andCopy !req
440. that'll put them in their place.Copy !req
441. How are you going to do that?Copy !req
442. Well, you've seen the movie,Copy !req
443. right?Copy !req
444. Yeah.Copy !req
445. So all I've got to do— I'llCopy !req
446. ask them some, like, big shot,Copy !req
447. like, math or science,Copy !req
448. history-type college question,Copy !req
449. and then I'll totally stumpCopy !req
450. them by knowing a lot more aboutCopy !req
451. the answer than they do.Copy !req
452. Yeah, in that movie,Copy !req
453. Matt Damon played
a genius janitor.Copy !req
454. You're just a janitor.Copy !req
455. Right.Copy !req
456. Ah, you stumped me with thatCopy !req
457. one.Copy !req
458. Yeah, you didn't have aCopy !req
459. comeback for that.Copy !req
460. You didn't have a comeback forCopy !req
461. that, so how're you going toCopy !req
462. have a comeback in theCopy !req
463. frat house?Copy !req
464. All right, well, maybe youCopy !req
465. ask them the math orCopy !req
466. history-type question.Copy !req
467. Ah, but you're not a janitor.Copy !req
468. Don't do that, just...Copy !req
469. Please, please take care ofCopy !req
470. those little savages.Copy !req
471. Got it.Copy !req
472. Don't do that. Don't do that.Copy !req
473. It'll work if you just sayCopy !req
474. some lines from the movie.Copy !req
475. It works.Copy !req
476. Flip.Copy !req
477. That's too big, that's too...Copy !req
478. Oh!Copy !req
479. Oh, my!Copy !req
480. What is going on in here,Copy !req
481. dude?Copy !req
482. Oh, my!Copy !req
483. Whoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
484. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
485. It's like some kind of paintCopy !req
486. party.Copy !req
487. Yeah!Copy !req
488. They're painting each otherCopy !req
489. up.Copy !req
490. Is this what college is like,Copy !req
491. man?Copy !req
492. I don't know, man.Copy !req
493. I wish I went to college.Copy !req
494. I feel like I got boned bigCopy !req
495. time, dude.Copy !req
496. Jesus Christ, hey!Copy !req
497. Oh, my God. Yo! Hey!Copy !req
498. You painting here?Copy !req
499. That's nice.Copy !req
500. Yeah.Copy !req
501. Jesus Christ, Charlie.Copy !req
502. Oh, my God, dude.Copy !req
503. My God, they're painting eachCopy !req
504. other.Copy !req
505. No! No-no-no! Charlie, stayCopy !req
506. focused, dude.Copy !req
507. Sorry! Right!Copy !req
508. Stay focused.Copy !req
509. We got to find guys for theCopy !req
510. team, okay?Copy !req
511. Nothing will distract us.Copy !req
512. Do not distract us.Copy !req
513. Hey, guys!Copy !req
514. Hey!Copy !req
515. Hey!Copy !req
516. Hey!Copy !req
517. Do you want to paint us up?Copy !req
518. Yes.Copy !req
519. Uh... Paint you up? How?Copy !req
520. Yes.Copy !req
521. Well, first we paint you andCopy !req
522. then you paint us.Copy !req
523. Well, that makes sense, sure.Copy !req
524. Yeah.Copy !req
525. Yeah, uh...Copy !req
526. Yeah.Copy !req
527. How do we do the painting?Copy !req
528. With our hands.Copy !req
529. Yeah, we do.Copy !req
530. Yeah.Copy !req
531. Yeah, we do.Copy !req
532. Excuse us.Copy !req
533. Are you ready?Copy !req
534. Yeah, no, we're ready.Copy !req
535. We're ready.Copy !req
536. Artie Sloan— Tying hisCopy !req
537. shirts in knots.Copy !req
538. I like to humiliate guys,Copy !req
539. sure.Copy !req
540. Yeah.Copy !req
541. I'm no different than thoseCopy !req
542. guys are now, man.Copy !req
543. You know, like, I used to beCopy !req
544. the same way.Copy !req
545. I used to dress guys up likeCopy !req
546. bananas and walk them around theCopy !req
547. quad.Copy !req
548. Or I'd take a banana and stickCopy !req
549. it up some guy's ass in front ofCopy !req
550. his best friend and I'd be like,Copy !req
551. "Hey! Banana ass, how're youCopy !req
552. doing?"Copy !req
553. Or maybe I'd, like, uh, I'd takeCopy !req
554. the tip of my penis and stick itCopy !req
555. in a guy's mouth for, like, justCopy !req
556. a second.Copy !req
557. You know what I mean?Copy !req
558. Like, while he was sleeping.Copy !req
559. I'm all about that shit.Copy !req
560. You know what I mean?Copy !req
561. But you don't stun-gun a guy whoCopy !req
562. is a goddamn legend.Copy !req
563. No!Copy !req
564. Those guys, they need toCopy !req
565. recognize that shit.Copy !req
566. I was a— I was a trailblazer!Copy !req
567. But these kids these days inCopy !req
568. fraternities, it's like theyCopy !req
569. don't have any respect.Copy !req
570. They don't care about anybodyCopy !req
571. but themselves, you know?Copy !req
572. And I don't understand that.Copy !req
573. It's like they live in a fantasyCopy !req
574. world where, "Oh, no, there's noCopy !req
575. consequences for my actions.Copy !req
576. I can do whatever the hell ICopy !req
577. want and treat people howeverCopy !req
578. the hell I want to treat them."Copy !req
579. And I don't get that.Copy !req
580. What are you doing, Frank?Copy !req
581. What is that?Copy !req
582. Well, what I'm doing is,Copy !req
583. like, cutting the shower curtainCopy !req
584. in half waist-high so that whenCopy !req
585. he's using it, people can seeCopy !req
586. his junk.Copy !req
587. Wow, Frank, that rita-rallCopy !req
588. is having a very interestingCopy !req
589. affect on the way you'reCopy !req
590. thinking.Copy !req
591. I'm just feeling.Copy !req
592. Yeah!Copy !req
593. Oh-ho!Copy !req
594. Got anymore of it?Copy !req
595. Does a bear shit in theCopy !req
596. woods?Copy !req
597. Well, cut up a couple rails,Copy !req
598. buddy.Copy !req
599. I'm going to blast off.Copy !req
600. All right. Here you go.Copy !req
601. All right.Copy !req
602. Let's do this.Copy !req
603. Oh!Copy !req
604. And we're done.Copy !req
605. That was awesome.Copy !req
606. Oh, that's so awesome.Copy !req
607. That's so awesome.Copy !req
608. And now you do us.Copy !req
609. Oh, man...Copy !req
610. And then for the best part.Copy !req
611. There's a better part thanCopy !req
612. this?Copy !req
613. There can't be a better part.Copy !req
614. Yeah, yeah, when we showerCopy !req
615. together and wash each otherCopy !req
616. off...Copy !req
617. Yeah, we do.Copy !req
618. Oh, that's exactly what we'reCopy !req
619. going to do.Copy !req
620. Hey, what do you two clownsCopy !req
621. think you're doing?Copy !req
622. That's awesome.Copy !req
623. Nah, it's cool, man. We're good.Copy !req
624. We're good.Copy !req
625. No! You assholes got to go.Copy !req
626. No, man.Copy !req
627. No, man, come on.Copy !req
628. Yeah.Copy !req
629. Yeah, yeah, you do.Copy !req
630. You do, man, you do.Copy !req
631. Come on, man. Hey, man...Copy !req
632. Hey, hey, guys, guys, guys,Copy !req
633. guys, guys— we're trying toCopy !req
634. have a conversation, please.Copy !req
635. No. You're not in the frat.Copy !req
636. Get out.Copy !req
637. Guys, you're killing me.Copy !req
638. I'm going to pull a good willCopy !req
639. hunting.Copy !req
640. No, no, Charlie, don't.Copy !req
641. What's your major, dude?Copy !req
642. Economics.Copy !req
643. Oh, I bet you read a lot ofCopy !req
644. Gordon Wood, huh?Copy !req
645. You read your Gordon Wood andCopy !req
646. then regurgitate it from aCopy !req
647. textbook and you think you'reCopy !req
648. wicked awesome doing that.Copy !req
649. And how 'bout them applesCopy !req
650. and all that Gordon WoodCopy !req
651. business?Copy !req
652. I have no idea what you'reCopy !req
653. talking about.Copy !req
654. You are an idiot.Copy !req
655. You are an idiot.Copy !req
656. Does no one know who GordonCopy !req
657. Wood is?Copy !req
658. You know what, cheese foot,Copy !req
659. go get the stun gun.Copy !req
660. That's a great idea.Copy !req
661. That's a great idea.Copy !req
662. Shit...Copy !req
663. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
664. Frank! Frank! Frank!Copy !req
665. Dude, I'm finished.Copy !req
666. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
667. I'm finished.Copy !req
668. What are you doing?Copy !req
669. What do you got going on?Copy !req
670. What are you doing?Copy !req
671. I'm doing this jerk off'sCopy !req
672. taxes.Copy !req
673. Next year, the I.R.S. will auditCopy !req
674. the piss out of him.Copy !req
675. Oh! That's so weird.Copy !req
676. That's so— that's long-termCopy !req
677. shit.Copy !req
678. I would— yes!Copy !req
679. I like that. I like that.Copy !req
680. Hey, do me a favor, man.Copy !req
681. Can you go upstairs and lookCopy !req
682. down onto the lawn?Copy !req
683. I have done it. I've done it.Copy !req
684. I've done something.Copy !req
685. You've done it?Copy !req
686. Yeah, give me the cigar.Copy !req
687. I need that.Copy !req
688. What'd you do?Copy !req
689. I have done it.Copy !req
690. What?Copy !req
691. I've created a masterpiece.Copy !req
692. I think our work here is done!Copy !req
693. So unfair, dude.Copy !req
694. Yeah, dude.Copy !req
695. So unfair!Copy !req
696. I mean, like, if I had knownCopy !req
697. college was anything like that,Copy !req
698. the amount of book learning ICopy !req
699. would've put to my brain...Copy !req
700. Enough, dude!Copy !req
701. to get there and stayCopy !req
702. there.Copy !req
703. They shower together!Copy !req
704. And naked.Copy !req
705. Oh! Boom!Copy !req
706. The rivalry's back on, boys!Copy !req
707. It is back on.Copy !req
708. It's on big time!Copy !req
709. The rivalry's back on?Copy !req
710. Oh, yeah, it's back on.Copy !req
711. All right, the rivalry.Copy !req
712. Rivalry!Copy !req
713. Rivalry! Rivalry! Rivalry!Copy !req
714. Rivalry! Rivalry!Copy !req
715. Goddamn it.Copy !req
716. This feels forced.Copy !req
717. I'm not into it.Copy !req
718. I'm definitely forcing it.Copy !req
719. Why is it?Copy !req
720. Something's off.Copy !req
721. Something's off, dude.Copy !req
722. What's up, yeah?Copy !req
723. You know what it is for me?Copy !req
724. I can only speak for myself, butCopy !req
725. it's those goddamn punk ass fratCopy !req
726. kids, man.Copy !req
727. They, they got to me, dude.Copy !req
728. They really got to me.Copy !req
729. They burned me and I haven't letCopy !req
730. it go.Copy !req
731. Dude! They burned us, too,Copy !req
732. man.Copy !req
733. Did they burn you guys?Copy !req
734. Is that why you're paintedCopy !req
735. like that?Copy !req
736. Yeah, what's going on?Copy !req
737. All right, they have, like,Copy !req
738. this magical thing going on.Copy !req
739. Dennis, things are differentCopy !req
740. now.Copy !req
741. Yeah.Copy !req
742. You guys, watch this.Copy !req
743. Oh!Copy !req
744. Hey!Copy !req
745. Oh!Copy !req
746. Oh!Copy !req
747. Ten in a row!Copy !req
748. With everybody watching!Copy !req
749. This guy! This guy did it!Copy !req
750. That was amazing, Dee, andCopy !req
751. you just gave me a thought,Copy !req
752. okay?Copy !req
753. I think we need to rethink whoCopy !req
754. our rivals are.Copy !req
755. What do you mean?Copy !req
756. Well, bro, the ArtCopy !req
757. Sloan/Molly's rivalry— that'sCopy !req
758. like ten years old.Copy !req
759. That's old shit, man.Copy !req
760. I think our new rivals are thoseCopy !req
761. punk ass frat kids.Copy !req
762. Dude, those guys are dicks.Copy !req
763. They're such dicks, man.Copy !req
764. And I think with Dee's newfoundCopy !req
765. flip cup skills, we canCopy !req
766. embarrass the shit out of thoseCopy !req
767. little bitches.Copy !req
768. Tell you what, I will takeCopy !req
769. excuse to get back to thatCopy !req
770. party.Copy !req
771. Okay, that's it.Copy !req
772. It's a rivalry, the new rivalry.Copy !req
773. What do you guys want?Copy !req
774. We want one game of flip cup.Copy !req
775. If you guys win, you get toCopy !req
776. drink in our bar forever forCopy !req
777. free.Copy !req
778. If we win, we get to come toCopy !req
779. your frat whenever we want.Copy !req
780. And paint girls.Copy !req
781. And get painted by them.Copy !req
782. And take showers with them.Copy !req
783. Lots of showers.Copy !req
784. Okay, you're on.Copy !req
785. All right, these guys areCopy !req
786. going to be really fast, so weCopy !req
787. need to get on to a quick lead.Copy !req
788. So, Dee, I want you to start usCopy !req
789. off.Copy !req
790. Really?Copy !req
791. Yes. Charlie, you're goingCopy !req
792. to take us home as the anchor.Copy !req
793. Naturally.Copy !req
794. Oh, you guys...Copy !req
795. You guys, I am not going to letCopy !req
796. you down, okay?Copy !req
797. I know you're not, sis.Copy !req
798. I'm proud of you.Copy !req
799. We're really proud of you.Copy !req
800. All right, Frank, do you wantCopy !req
801. to start us off in some kind ofCopy !req
802. cheer or something?Copy !req
803. Yeah, that's a good idea.Copy !req
804. Paddy's! Paddy's!Copy !req
805. Paddy's!Copy !req
806. Yeah!Copy !req
807. Whoo!Copy !req
808. All right!Copy !req
809. Okay, both teams ready?Copy !req
810. Yeah.Copy !req
811. Go!Copy !req
812. Go, Dee! Go, Dee!Copy !req
813. Go, Dee, go!Copy !req
814. Go, Dee, go!Copy !req
815. Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!Copy !req
816. Chug!Copy !req
817. Come on, Dee!Copy !req
818. Come on, Dee, you can do this!Copy !req
819. Come on, Dee, let's go!Copy !req
820. Throw it in the air!Copy !req
821. Dee, ease up!Copy !req
822. Dee, come on!Copy !req
823. Come on, Dee.Copy !req
824. Come on, come on!Copy !req
825. Come on, Dee!Copy !req
826. No!Copy !req
827. Your beer, free for us forCopy !req
828. life!Copy !req
829. For life!Copy !req
830. No, man!Copy !req
831. You guys, I'm sorry, I...Copy !req
832. You guys, one more time.Copy !req
833. Let's just challenge them to oneCopy !req
834. more, you know what I mean?Copy !req
835. I feel like we could really getCopy !req
836. these guys.Copy !req
837. Don't you see, Dee?Copy !req
838. We've already won.Copy !req
839. What does that mean?Copy !req
840. What are you talking about?Copy !req
841. Oh! Oh, God.Copy !req
842. Hey, what?Copy !req
843. Whoa, what's going on with me?Copy !req
844. Oh, what's going on is thatCopy !req
845. you just drank a cup of poison.Copy !req
846. You got poisoned!Copy !req
847. Paddy's Pub, bitches!Copy !req
848. You guys poisoned the beer?Copy !req
849. Yes, Dee, we did poison theCopy !req
850. beer.Copy !req
851. That was the only way we couldCopy !req
852. beat these little bitches.Copy !req
853. I thought you guys believedCopy !req
854. in me.Copy !req
855. You were so proud of me.Copy !req
856. Oh, no.Copy !req
857. We knew you were going toCopy !req
858. choke.Copy !req
859. Yeah.Copy !req
860. Yeah, we'd knew you prettyCopy !req
861. much choke under pressure, whichCopy !req
862. is why...Copy !req
863. Flip! Flip! Flipadelphia!Copy !req
864. Flip! Flip! Flipadelphia!Copy !req
865. Flip! Flip! Flipadelphia!Copy !req
866. Flip! Flip! Flipadelphia!Copy !req
867. Flip! Flip! Flipadelphia!Copy !req
868. Flip! Flip! Flipadelphia!Copy !req
869. Flip! Flip! Flipadelphia!Copy !req
870. Yank. Rip 'em off.Copy !req
871. Pull 'em off.Copy !req
872. Yank 'em. Yank 'em.Copy !req
873. They're not coming off, man.Copy !req
874. These pants are not...Copy !req
875. We're going to have to burn themCopy !req
876. off, I think.Copy !req
877. Got to get them off, 'cause ICopy !req
878. got no circulation in my legs.Copy !req
879. Yeah, I don't know.Copy !req
880. You got to be kidding me!Copy !req
881. Whoa, whoa, hey.Copy !req
882. Pump your brakes there, pal.Copy !req
883. Slow down for a second.Copy !req
884. What, what's your problemCopy !req
885. exactly?Copy !req
886. What's my problem?Copy !req
887. Okay, you know what?Copy !req
888. You disrespected my business.Copy !req
889. You vandalized my home, all inCopy !req
890. the name of some stupid drinkingCopy !req
891. competition.Copy !req
892. And then when I finally cave in,Copy !req
893. you don't even show up.Copy !req
894. Show up for what?Copy !req
895. Wha...?Copy !req
896. Flipadelphia!Copy !req
897. Oh, Flipadelphia.Copy !req
898. Was that today?Copy !req
899. Yeah?Copy !req
900. Okay, you know what?Copy !req
901. I want a challenge.Copy !req
902. Okay, my bar, flip cup today.Copy !req
903. Let's go.Copy !req
904. Nah.Copy !req
905. No, we moved on.Copy !req
906. Yeah, I'm over it.Copy !req
907. You know what?Copy !req
908. That's going to be a pass forCopy !req
909. me, too.Copy !req
910. Yeah, I don't feel well atCopy !req
911. all.Copy !req
912. They poisoned me.Copy !req
913. I'm not feeling it, either.Copy !req
914. So that's going to be unanimousCopy !req
915. no from us.Copy !req
916. Sorry.Copy !req
917. God!Copy !req
918. Oh!Copy !req
919. Hey, now!Copy !req
920. Come on, man.Copy !req
921. What was that?Copy !req
922. Totally uncalled for.Copy !req
923. Who slams a door?Copy !req
924. Babies.Copy !req
925. I mean, that guy's got someCopy !req
926. real growing up to do.Copy !req
927. I mean, have some respect forCopy !req
928. Christ's sake.Copy !req
929. Goddamn savage.Copy !req
930. I am a legend.Copy !req