1. 6:57, 6:58, 6:59.
Seven minutes. Keep going, buddy.Copy !req
2. - Frank, you seeing this?
- I'm working on the chicken parts.Copy !req
3. Forget the chicken parts. Charlie is
about to shatter the world recordCopy !req
4. for holding his breath.
He's up to seven minutes.Copy !req
5. - Take the buns off the radiator.
- Forget the buns.Copy !req
6. We are gonna be world famous
after this. Charlie, how you doing?Copy !req
7. - I gotta breathe, man.
- No, don't breathe! One minute!Copy !req
8. - Buns are gonna burn!
- Don't do that!Copy !req
9. Come on! Are you breathing?Copy !req
10. - Of course I'm breathing!
- Well, you ruined it.Copy !req
11. We could have been famous.
(knocking) Come in!Copy !req
12. Hi. I... Oh, I'm, uh...Copy !req
13. What do you want, lady?Copy !req
14. Uh, my name is Betty Canuso,Copy !req
15. and I don't know if you heard,
but a week ago,Copy !req
16. Eastern State Correctional Facility
was forced to releaseCopy !req
17. 25% of its inmates
due to overcrowding.Copy !req
18. Eastern State? That's where my
dad is. Maybe they let my dad out.Copy !req
19. - Did they let my dad out, lady?
- How would I know that? (chuckles)Copy !req
20. Listen, I'm here because of
a man named Wendell Albright,Copy !req
21. a registered sex offender.
He's moved into this neighborhood.Copy !req
22. I'm hoping by raising awareness
we can force himCopy !req
23. out of the neighborhood and away
from our children, once and for all.Copy !req
24. - It's going on and on.
- Is there something you need?Copy !req
25. Because we're
in the middle of something.Copy !req
26. Please post these flyers
anywhere you can.Copy !req
27. - Okay, okay, okay.
- Yes, yes, yes.Copy !req
28. Thank you for your time.
Out. Get out. Get out.Copy !req
29. Some people have no sense of my
personal boundaries and property.Copy !req
30. Let's set the shit up again.Copy !req
31. - Holy shit!
- What?Copy !req
32. This dude looks just like Dennis.Copy !req
33. I do not look like this guy.Copy !req
34. - Are you serious, dude?
- What are you guys talking about?Copy !req
35. - He's, like, 40 years old.
- Look at his jawline.Copy !req
36. His jaw is exactly where
I don't look like him.Copy !req
37. - His jaw is fat and it's...
- Go, like, this far back.Copy !req
38. I never go that far back.
When I do, it doesn't do that.Copy !req
39. I give you six to eight months
before you start looking like that.Copy !req
40. That's crazy, man. There's no
resemblance. (door closes)Copy !req
41. - Hello.
- Dad.Copy !req
42. They did let you out.
Oh, my God.Copy !req
43. - Don't touch me.
- Right. That's how it goes.Copy !req
44. Hey, hey, come meet my friends.
Guys, this is my dad.Copy !req
45. - Well, Charlie you know.
- Hey, hey, man. Hey, by the way,Copy !req
46. real sorry about that whole
heroin incident in the butt,Copy !req
47. but here's the deal. I had my butt
filled like a Christmas stocking,Copy !req
48. and I wanted to come,
I got a little nervous,Copy !req
49. everything came flushing out of me.Copy !req
50. Wendell "Short-eyes".
They let you out too, huh?Copy !req
51. What? No, I'm not
Wendell "Short-eyes".Copy !req
52. - Didn't I stab you once?
- No, you never stabbed...Copy !req
53. I'm not Wendell, okay?
I'm not a sexual child molester.Copy !req
54. I'm Dennis Reynolds.
I'm handsome and chiseled and...Copy !req
55. Now you got me thinking.
I gotta go look in a mirror.Copy !req
56. Dad, what are you gonna do
now that you're out?Copy !req
57. - I need a job.
- Tell you what. I just got an idea.Copy !req
58. Bouncer. Welcome aboard, buddy.Copy !req
59. - Right.
- Good thinking.Copy !req
60. Can I talk to you
for a second, you guys?Copy !req
61. - Oh, yeah.
- Dee, that guy likes your hair.Copy !req
62. Yeah, he does.
This is a very bad plan.Copy !req
63. - What? Which one?
- This man should not work here.Copy !req
64. - Why are you attacking us?
- He looks like he wants to eat me.Copy !req
65. Has he ever eaten anybody
that you know of?Copy !req
66. - I don't think so.
- But it'd be pretty cool if he did.Copy !req
67. Yeah, that is really cool.Copy !req
68. Think about the dedication you got
to put into eating a human body.Copy !req
69. If he's got that kind of
commitment, imagine what...Copy !req
70. - Son, where's the telephone?
- Do you have plans, Dad?Copy !req
71. We could do some father-son stuff.
Have a catch. Talk.Copy !req
72. No, I'm not gonna do that.
But I'll tell you what.Copy !req
73. Here's a list of, uh,
all the people I, uh,Copy !req
74. promised to visit
after I got out of prison.Copy !req
75. Maybe you can drive me around,
help me take care of a few of 'em.Copy !req
76. Take care of a few of 'em?
Okay, that sounds cool.Copy !req
77. - You got a car?
- No.Copy !req
78. Dennis does, but he
won't give me the keys.Copy !req
79. That won't be a problem.Copy !req
80. I do not want Mac's dad
working at our bar.Copy !req
81. I was looking in the mirror. I gotta
tell you, looks pretty good in here.Copy !req
82. - Jawline looks good.
- Are you listening to me?Copy !req
83. - I don't want to get eaten.
- Eaten? He eats people?Copy !req
84. - That's awesome.
- That's not awesome.Copy !req
85. Why do you guys think that
eating people is awesome?Copy !req
86. - It just is.
- Asshole!Copy !req
87. What? Did you see that?Copy !req
88. Yeah, I saw that.
Listen, I need your help, okay?Copy !req
89. You're part owner of the bar,
and you're probably the only personCopy !req
90. that Mac listens to,
and I need you talk to him.Copy !req
91. Dee, you're blowing this
completely out of proportion.Copy !req
92. Mac's dad probably hasn't seen
a woman in a very long time.Copy !req
93. And as soon as he comes across
one that's actually attractive,Copy !req
94. he's gonna forget all about you,
just like every other man does.Copy !req
95. - Why do you do that?
- Pervert! Dickhead!Copy !req
96. Pervert? Dickhead? Why are people
yelling at me in the streets, Dee?Copy !req
97. Could have something
to do with that.Copy !req
98. What?Copy !req
99. That's gonna be a problem for me.Copy !req
100. - Take the TV too.
- Frank!Copy !req
101. - What the hell's going on in here?
- I'm leaving. It's been great.Copy !req
102. But I got to get something
more out of my life.Copy !req
103. Why are you taking all my shit?Copy !req
104. It was really hard to tell
whose was whose,Copy !req
105. so I just decided to take
everything. You don't ever use this.Copy !req
106. I use that all the time.
It's like the only thing I use.Copy !req
107. Slow down, Frank. Slow down.
What the hell's this all about?Copy !req
108. Charlie, I need a woman.Copy !req
109. I need a woman to cook for me
and clean up after me,Copy !req
110. and somebody who'll do
everything I say.Copy !req
111. That's just a maid.
You want a maid?Copy !req
112. Yeah. That's right. A maid.
A maid I can bang.Copy !req
113. Well, what the hell, man?
I mean...Copy !req
114. I thought we had a pretty
sweet thing going on here.Copy !req
115. Am I wrong?
We had a good deal going on.Copy !req
116. We hung out. Breakin' records,
eatin' chicken scraps.Copy !req
117. - I know you're gonna miss me.
- Don't hug me!Copy !req
118. Get... Get out of my apartment.
Dude, I don't need you. No, wait.Copy !req
119. You know what, dude?
Before you go, remember one thing.Copy !req
120. We had about the sweetest life
that two men can have together.Copy !req
121. And you're walking out on that.Copy !req
122. Charlie, you're gonna have
to deal with it. You know why?Copy !req
123. - Because I need that bang maid.
- All right, fine.Copy !req
124. But you're not gonna do very well
out there without this guy.Copy !req
125. 'Cause I may not be much,
Frank, but, uh,Copy !req
126. I think you'll find
that I'm a pretty sweet dealCopy !req
127. once you're out there on your own,
and I'll tell you what else.Copy !req
128. You're not gonna find a bang maid,
'cause there's no such thing.Copy !req
129. I already did.
Your mom. Good-bye.Copy !req
130. (sighs)
Okay, let's go.Copy !req
131. It's been about 30 minutes, Dad.
What were you doing up there?Copy !req
132. Hmm? Oh, just, uh, keeping up
with my, uh, correspondence.Copy !req
133. Oh, that sounds nice. How'd it go?Copy !req
134. Well, there was a bit
of a struggle, but, uh...Copy !req
135. - Turned out just fine.
- Oh, good.Copy !req
136. Good. So, um... I was thinking
we could hang out, you know.Copy !req
137. I was thinking we could
go on a double date.Copy !req
138. Go onto Match.com, find us a couple
of hot ladies. What do you think?Copy !req
139. - No.
- No. Okay. Ooh!Copy !req
140. We could go on a road trip. Dad,
let's go to Cooperstown, New York.Copy !req
141. I have always wanted to go to the
Baseball Hall of Fame with my dad.Copy !req
142. - You wanna do that with me, Dad?
- Start the car.Copy !req
143. (clears Throat) Okay.
I'll start the car. That's fine.Copy !req
144. Um, just school me again here.Copy !req
145. Is it the yellow one to the black
one, or is there orange involved?Copy !req
146. - Red.
- Red. Just red. There we go.Copy !req
147. Teamwork, right?
A little father-son teamwork.Copy !req
148. Okay, here we go.
Put on your seat belt.Copy !req
149. Or don't. Here we go.Copy !req
150. It looks great.
Stop fiddling with it.Copy !req
151. I know it looks great. I just want
to make sure the glue holds.Copy !req
152. Remember, it's a twofold operation.Copy !req
153. We want to prove
that you're not Wendell Albright.Copy !req
154. - But prove that you are a good guy.
- Good guy? (scoffs)Copy !req
155. - Check. It comes naturally for me.
- Great. Now step one.Copy !req
156. This guy's a little paunchy, right?
You're not. You got a great body.Copy !req
157. But how are we supposed to see that
with this billowy shirt you got on?Copy !req
158. - Pop that thing off.
- Whoa. Wait a second, Dee.Copy !req
159. I can't just pop my shirt off in
the middle of a park. You crazy?Copy !req
160. I feel like you're
not using your head.Copy !req
161. What better way to differentiate
you from this fattyCopy !req
162. than by showing off
this amazing body you got?Copy !req
163. There is an amazing body
under this shirt.Copy !req
164. - I'm gonna pop the shirt off.
- Great, this is what I'm thinking.Copy !req
165. You go over there and put on
a fitness clinic for these kids.Copy !req
166. Show that you care about
their physical body.Copy !req
167. I would never hurt the kids,
but I care about them.Copy !req
168. - Absolutely.
- I'm gonna go do that right now.Copy !req
169. Take a lap.
Work those monkey bars.Copy !req
170. Hey, fellas. Hi, there.
I am working with a programCopy !req
171. that assimilates convicted child
molesters into your neighborhood.Copy !req
172. Kids, how you doing today? It's
a beautiful, sunny day, isn't it?Copy !req
173. Gather around, I want to talk to
you kids about physical fitness.Copy !req
174. Now we're not responsible for making
sure these people are rehabilitated,Copy !req
175. but this guy's done his time and he
deserves a second chance, right?Copy !req
176. That's him right over there
talking to your kids.Copy !req
177. Yeah. Nice and high over that bar,
so you can work those muscles.Copy !req
178. 'Cause you want your muscles to
pop, you understand?Copy !req
179. You see how these pecs,
they're popping?Copy !req
180. Take a real close look at this body.
This body is chiseled...Copy !req
181. - You guys have a great day.
- Some people aren't very muscular.Copy !req
182. You'll notice the difference. Let me
show you another hamstring stretch.Copy !req
183. This is a real good one. You're
gonna make your legs into a "V".Copy !req
184. Like that. You put your hands
together and stretch nice and low.Copy !req
185. Don't be afraid to stick your ass
out. That's not embarrassing.Copy !req
186. It's a good thing.
Get those hamstrings nice and loose.Copy !req
187. - That's a real...
- Hey, pervert.Copy !req
188. Oh, shit.Copy !req
189. A dinner party? I don't think so.Copy !req
190. I'm telling you, Frank,
it's gonna be awesome.Copy !req
191. Everybody's gonna be there.
My mom, my dad, Charlie.Copy !req
192. No, Mac. I don't think I'm
ever gonna leave this place.Copy !req
193. Nail clippings on command.Copy !req
194. Massages and hand jobs being
thrown around like hotcakes.Copy !req
195. This is a party in your honor. We're
celebrating your new relationship.Copy !req
196. Can I bring my bang maid?Copy !req
197. Of course, dude.
You can bring anybody you want.Copy !req
198. - Bonnie!
- Oh, uh, yes, Frank?Copy !req
199. Stop making lasagna.
We're goin' out tonight.Copy !req
200. - Oh. Okay, Frank.
- She's in.Copy !req
201. All right, I'll see you tonight
at 8:00. And the trap is set.Copy !req
202. - Sweet, bro.
- What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
203. - Siphoning boxed wine.
- Why?Copy !req
204. Why? Bro, this is
the perfect plan, man.Copy !req
205. Dude, if we get your dad
drunk enough,Copy !req
206. he's gonna be able to
see past your mother's looks,Copy !req
207. past her skin,
all that eczema and shit.Copy !req
208. He's gonna fall in love
with her all over again, buddy.Copy !req
209. Now my mom, she gets so belligerent
and mean when she's drunk, dude,Copy !req
210. she's gonna drive Frank
right back into my arms.Copy !req
211. - Into your arms?
- Into my... Into my home.Copy !req
212. Into my futon and my house.Copy !req
213. I'm gonna have Frank back
is what I'm trying to say, dude.Copy !req
214. Right. Where'd all
these jars come from?Copy !req
215. I emptied out all the tomato sauce.Copy !req
216. Seems to me like it'd be easier to
steal the box than jars of liquid.Copy !req
217. No. No. The jars are...
It's easier... You empty... (scoffs)Copy !req
218. Where were you 10 minutes ago
when I was coming up with this plan?Copy !req
219. Okay, I helped you.
In fact, I'm still helping you.Copy !req
220. I'm giving you ice for your broken
face, so you call Mac now.Copy !req
221. What are you talking about?
You helped me get my ass kicked.Copy !req
222. I'm starting to think
you did that on purpose.Copy !req
223. - What?
- Yeah.Copy !req
224. Oh, how dare you say it.
You call Mac right now.Copy !req
225. No. I'm not calling Mac.
No. I'm not calling Mac,Copy !req
226. because you're not helping me
with this molester situation.Copy !req
227. I'm gonna call Mac's dad.Copy !req
228. I'm gonna tell him you're available,
that you were asking about him.Copy !req
229. Fine, I'll help you. But then right
afterwards, you're helping me.Copy !req
230. - Yeah.
- Dick.Copy !req
231. Yeah.Copy !req
232. Oh, Mom, you're gonna look
so good for your date.Copy !req
233. All right, here we go.Copy !req
234. I think that should
just about do it.Copy !req
235. What do you think?
(TV playing, indistinct)Copy !req
236. Can't see the TV.Copy !req
237. Right. I was thinking you could
lay off the TV, just for an hour.Copy !req
238. - Can't see the TV.
- Mac, can I talk to you?Copy !req
239. Yeah. I'll-I'll be right back, okay?Copy !req
240. - Okay, what's up?
- Do me a favor.Copy !req
241. I'm really in the weeds here, bro.Copy !req
242. I need you to take some of these
spaghetti sauce thingsCopy !req
243. with all the wine in them.
I need you to, like, empty all...Copy !req
244. What you talking about? I'm trying
to set the right mood in there.Copy !req
245. Are you kidding me?
I'm the only one in here!Copy !req
246. - I'm the only one cooking!
- Is that my problem, Charlie?Copy !req
247. - What if we have no ambience?
- You have any idea what it takes...Copy !req
248. - Do you want flat ambience?
- Get out of my kitchen!Copy !req
249. - Jesus Christ, Charlie.
- This is a disaster!Copy !req
250. This disaster's on your hands,
not mine, okay? Whoa! Dad.Copy !req
251. - When did you get here?
- Shh.Copy !req
252. Right. Right. Oh, surprise, Mom.
Surprise! Yeah! It's Dad.Copy !req
253. You guys haven't seen each other
in so long, huh? It's exciting.Copy !req
254. (coughs) Right. Hey, Dad.
Dad, doesn't Mom look pretty?Copy !req
255. - No.
- Oh, boy. (knocking)Copy !req
256. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Here we go.
Our guests have arrived. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
257. Almost, uh, touched you again.
Okay, guys, you guys ready?Copy !req
258. All right, you look ready.
Let's do it.Copy !req
259. It's all happening. Hello.
Welcome. Welcome.Copy !req
260. - You look good.
- Thanks.Copy !req
261. - Can I take your coats?
- Bonnie, coat. Sit.Copy !req
262. - Love you.
- Mmm.Copy !req
263. - Damn, dude.
- Harsh, right? I think so too.Copy !req
264. The woman prefers to be
treated like shit.Copy !req
265. I ain't never seen anything
like it in my life.Copy !req
266. Attention, everybody!
Your dinner is served.Copy !req
267. - Ohh! (chuckles)
- Pipe down.Copy !req
268. - This is, uh, delicious, Charlie.
- Why, thank you, Mac.Copy !req
269. It's crap. Pure, unadulterated crap.Copy !req
270. - Uh, Mother, how's yours?
- Um...Copy !req
271. It's crap. Pure, unadulterated crap.Copy !req
272. I'm not surprised you saying that,
considering I took a crap in yours.Copy !req
273. No, he didn't.
He's joking. He's joking.Copy !req
274. Charlie did not crap into
anybody's food, okay?Copy !req
275. Mother, you might be wanting to have
some more of this turkey sangria.Copy !req
276. - Wash that crap down, right?
- No. Bonnie.Copy !req
277. - She doesn't want any more.
- Shut up, Frank.Copy !req
278. You don't know what she wants any
more than she knows what you want.Copy !req
279. You know who
knows what you want? I do.Copy !req
280. I've always known what you want.
And I can give you want you want.Copy !req
281. Just let me give you what you want.Copy !req
282. - I don't think so, Charlie.
- Let's change the subject.Copy !req
283. Dad, maybe you want to regale usCopy !req
284. with a story from prison
or my childhood?Copy !req
285. - Mm-mmm.
- Oh, my. You were in prison?Copy !req
286. - Yeah.
- That's very interesting, Luther.Copy !req
287. Now that you and my mother
are opening a dialogue here,Copy !req
288. have you taken any time out of your
dinner to notice her ample breasts?Copy !req
289. - What?
- The man's been in prison.Copy !req
290. He probably needs a woman.
What you may or may not have knowCopy !req
291. s my mother is one hell of a whore
of a man-stealing woman!Copy !req
292. - Charlie, that's just rude.
- What are you doing, Charlie?Copy !req
293. It's okay, because my dad
already has a woman, Frank.Copy !req
294. - Uh, you have Mom.
- She hates me.Copy !req
295. That's not true. That's not true.
Mom, you don't hate Dad, do you?Copy !req
296. - Oh, yeah.
- Damn it.Copy !req
297. Mother, I don't know if you
know this or not,Copy !req
298. but Luther happens to be
a very successful drug dealer.Copy !req
299. This might also appeal
to the whore in you.Copy !req
300. He has beautiful blue eyes that
just pop right out of his head.Copy !req
301. - I don't blink.
- The man doesn't blink, Mom.Copy !req
302. - The man doesn't blink.
- Stay away from my bang maid.Copy !req
303. Damn it, Frank! This isn't about
them or Mac or anyone else.Copy !req
304. This is about you and me, bro.
This is about dudes living together,Copy !req
305. hanging out, sharing their bed
and their home and their life...Copy !req
306. - No. That's not what this is about!
- Yes!Copy !req
307. This is about people meeting back up
after many years and sparks flyingCopy !req
308. and families getting back
together and raising little boysCopy !req
309. so they can be happy again!Copy !req
310. Okay, happy boys!
This is about happy boys!Copy !req
311. Bonnie, I'll call you sometime.Copy !req
312. - No!
- Oh, that's it! That's it!Copy !req
313. You've ruined this,
and I'll never forgive you.Copy !req
314. - We're out of here.
- I will never forgive you.Copy !req
315. Oh, come on. You'll forgive me.
Mmm! And the seed is planted.Copy !req
316. Listen, douche bag. Apparently
people think we look alike.Copy !req
317. - Personally, I don't see it.
- Holy shit! No. Yeah, I see that.Copy !req
318. We got the same eyes,
same nose, same lips...Copy !req
319. - And the chin.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
320. That's what it is.
It's all in here is the same.Copy !req
321. - Same jawline and chin...
- But look at his whole neck parts.Copy !req
322. - Yeah, it's right in here.
- Mm-hmm. It's all there.Copy !req
323. - What? Who are you here to help?
- But look at his...Copy !req
324. I have a chiseled, noble...
That's not the point.Copy !req
325. The point is you got to leave
so I can live my life in peace.Copy !req
326. Listen, pal. This is a pretty sweet
situation I got going here.Copy !req
327. You're out there looking like me
taking all my heatCopy !req
328. while I'm in here watching
the Disney channel all day long.Copy !req
329. - Why the hell would I move?
- We were afraid it was like that.Copy !req
330. Timmy, could you
come out here for a second?Copy !req
331. Timmy, will you recite for
our husky friend hereCopy !req
332. the little courtroom speech
we prepared?Copy !req
333. I have a friend.
His name is Wendell.Copy !req
334. He showed me funny movies
with fully naked people in them.Copy !req
335. He gives me juice boxes
that make me sleepy.Copy !req
336. - All right, I get it.
- He's silly. He's a tickle monster.Copy !req
337. Listen, kid, I said I get it, okay?Copy !req
338. He makes me taste things I don't
want to. Puts things in my heinie.Copy !req
339. Goddamn it! Will you make
the kid stop, please? Come on.Copy !req
340. - I think that ought to do it.
- Yeah. That's good, Timmy.Copy !req
341. - So you'll leave?
- Yeah, I'll leave. (scoffs)Copy !req
342. (radio)
#LadyCopy !req
343. - So I say that went very well.
- Shut up, Charlie.Copy !req
344. Hey, hey, hey. I agree with Charlie.Copy !req
345. I thought it was nice.
Hey, pull over. Pull over.Copy !req
346. - Here?
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
347. What, do you have another name
on your correspondence list?Copy !req
348. Yeah. Okay, you two,
stay right here. (radio off)Copy !req
349. This one shouldn't take long.Copy !req
350. Can I talk to you for one second?
What the hell's up with that?Copy !req
351. - I don't know.
- That's weird.Copy !req
352. - He's been weird about the list.
- What's this correspondence list?Copy !req
353. Don't know, who are these people?
Judge Hatcher.Copy !req
354. District Attorney Andrews.
Warden Phillips.Copy !req
355. What?
I think he's killing those people.Copy !req
356. Holy shit! He's killing...
He's probably eating them too, dude.Copy !req
357. And although I think eating people
is very cool, not if we're involved.Copy !req
358. - Charlie, he's not killing anybody.
- We're accomplices.Copy !req
359. No, we are not. He told me these
are people from his past,Copy !req
360. and he's got to take care of them.
And once he takes care of them,Copy !req
361. he's gonna take care of me.
(both gasping)Copy !req
362. Oh, my God!
That doesn't sound good.Copy !req
363. - Doesn't sound good at all for you.
- I'm on the list, of course.Copy !req
364. And then... Uh-oh. Number 12.Copy !req
365. - What?
- Charlie.Copy !req
366. Why am I on there?
I don't belong on there!Copy !req
367. That's bullshit! You don't put
a man on a list! Rip it off!Copy !req
368. You think he memorized it? Of course
he memorized it. That's pointless.Copy !req
369. Oh, my God! What's this about?
Why am I on the list?Copy !req
370. - Charlie...
- It's the heroin thing.Copy !req
371. Remember when he asked us
to put heroin in our buttsCopy !req
372. and smuggle it into prison
and we didn't do it?Copy !req
373. Now he's all hot and bothered
'cause we don't give him heroin?Copy !req
374. We don't put it in our butts?
You don't do that!Copy !req
375. You don't eat someone 'cause
they don't have heroin in their ass!Copy !req
376. Let's get out of here.
(screams)Copy !req
377. - Hold on! Calm down, Charlie!
- Red to red! Red to red!Copy !req
378. - Are you sure it's red to red?
- Am I sure it's red to red?Copy !req
379. - You hold this one!
- Oh, my God! Red to red!Copy !req
380. I can do it, right?
(screams)Copy !req
381. - What can I do you for?
- We need to talk.Copy !req
382. What is going on in here?Copy !req
383. Just laying low
and breaking world records.Copy !req
384. - Don't even think about breathing.
- All right, so here's the deal.Copy !req
385. Got rid of that child molester.
The sexual predator guy?Copy !req
386. He's gone. He's out of the situation
so my problems are solved.Copy !req
387. - You had a thing too, right?
- I want your dad out of the bar.Copy !req
388. - Great. Me too.
- Really?Copy !req
389. I'm pretty sure he wants to
kill me, actually.Copy !req
390. Why would your dad want to kill you?Copy !req
391. Not sure. But we've been
driving around in your car.Copy !req
392. - He's got this list of names.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a second.Copy !req
393. - You've been driving in my car?
- Uh, my dad made me steal it.Copy !req
394. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry, dude.
- That son of a bitch.Copy !req
395. He's a dangerous man, and I don't
want him in the bar anymore.Copy !req
396. - Are you kidding me?
- That's final! Don't argue with me!Copy !req
397. Mac, call the police.Copy !req
398. (gobbing) Good-bye.
Good-bye. Luther!Copy !req
399. - I'll wait for you.
- Mom, are you okay?Copy !req
400. - Are you okay?
- Charlie, they're taking him away.Copy !req
401. - They're taking away my Luther.
- Mom, I was... Mom! Mom, sorry.Copy !req
402. Can you listen to me?
Don't ever take Frank from me again!Copy !req
403. - He's mine now! I got him back.
- What?Copy !req
404. - Officer, we know everything.
- What are you talking about?Copy !req
405. We're the ones that called you.
That's my dad you're arresting.Copy !req
406. He's been killing
all the people on this list.Copy !req
407. Oh, yeah. We looked
into all that already.Copy !req
408. He wasn't killing those people.Copy !req
409. In fact, everybody on that list
spoke very highly of him.Copy !req
410. - Spoke highly of him?
- What?Copy !req
411. Apparently, he was making amends
with all the people he wronged.Copy !req
412. If he hasn't been killing anybody,
why are you arresting him?Copy !req
413. Because he violated his parole.
He's not supposed to leave the stateCopy !req
414. and we caught him buying
three airline tickets.Copy !req
415. - To where?
- Cooperstown, New York.Copy !req
416. Said he was gonna take a guy named
Mac and a guy named Charlie.Copy !req
417. - You guys have a good one, huh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
418. Oh, my God. Dad. Dad!Copy !req
419. Dad, you did want to take me
to the Hall of Fame.Copy !req
420. Well, I wanted it to be a surprise.Copy !req
421. It is a surprise.
It's a huge surprise, Dad.Copy !req
422. I wanted Charlie to know there were
no hard feelings about that whole...Copy !req
423. - You know, heroin thing.
- Ohh. Oh, my God, Dad.Copy !req
424. I am so sorry for ratting
you out and turning you in.Copy !req
425. You weren't gonna kill me.
Of course you weren't gonna kill me.Copy !req
426. - I'm your son. (chuckles)
- No, I wasn't gonna kill you.Copy !req
427. But I'm going to now.Copy !req
428. - Huh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
429. As soon as I get out,
I'm gonna kill you.Copy !req
430. See you, Son.
See you real soon.Copy !req