1. I just need
to get some leverage here.Copy !req
2. - Well, okay. Just pull.
- Yeah I'm tryin' to pull it, dude.Copy !req
3. - Well, pull harder, Dennis.
- If I pull harderCopy !req
4. - it's gonna dig into his leg.
- Don't yell at me.Copy !req
5. - I need to jam the shears farther down…
- Well, then jam 'em in there!Copy !req
6. - Pull harder, and I will!
- Dude, you should get a doctor to do this.Copy !req
7. Oh, look at me,
the millionaire who goes to see doctors!Copy !req
8. Come on.
Just pull the damn crowbar…Copy !req
9. Okey-dokey.Copy !req
10. Charlie, you want…
You want the cast off?Copy !req
11. That's what you wanted.
That's what you were asking for.Copy !req
12. Just soak it in hot water,
and it gets soft and it peels right offCopy !req
13. - piece by piece.
- What do you know about anything?Copy !req
14. - What are you even doing here?
- Why are you still here?Copy !req
15. - Just want to be part of the gang.
- Oh, well, you're not part of our gang.Copy !req
16. Yeah. Well, you're not part
of the gang either, Dee, so forget that.Copy !req
17. - Yes, I am.
- No, you're not.Copy !req
18. The gang is me, Mac and Charlie.
That's the gang.Copy !req
19. Dennis, let your sister
be part of the gang.Copy !req
20. She can't be part of the gang, Dad.
Okay.Copy !req
21. - Why would you say that?
- Is she part of the gang?Copy !req
22. - What gang?
- I have no idea what you're talking about.Copy !req
23. - Just pull… Come on! Pull on it!
- Hello. Excuse me.Copy !req
24. I'm looking for the owner.Copy !req
25. - Yeah, that's us.
- We're the owners.Copy !req
26. My name is Ari Frenkel.
I just bought the building next door.Copy !req
27. - Oh!
- Great, man. That's awesome.Copy !req
28. Yeah. I purchased it
a few months ago, but I was justCopy !req
29. able to move my family
into Philadelphia.Copy !req
30. - Ah, yeah. Where from?
- Israel.Copy !req
31. Just got to be too dangerous, I mean,Copy !req
32. you know, with everything
that's happening.Copy !req
33. Well, that's a tough situation
you got over there.Copy !req
34. - You got that whole tsunami…
- No?Copy !req
35. Well, the superdome thing that…Copy !req
36. - Charlie.
- No, there's no superdome.Copy !req
37. - It's one of those places over there.
- It's a different country, Charlie.Copy !req
38. - Why don't you shut up?
- Never mind. I had a…Copy !req
39. Anyway, I just… Yeah, it's all good.Copy !req
40. - Stopped over to give you this.
- What is this?Copy !req
41. - It's a notice to vacate.
- What?Copy !req
42. Yeah, according to the zoning grid,
the piece of propertyCopy !req
43. that I purchased extends
exactly 100 feet to the north.Copy !req
44. Anything south of that
dividing line belongs to me.Copy !req
45. - Well, where's the dividing line?
- Mmm, right about, here.Copy !req
46. - What?
- Bullshit!Copy !req
47. - Gonna need you outta here in a week.
- You can't do that.Copy !req
48. Hey, Dad, stay out of this.
We can handle it, all right?Copy !req
49. Look, look, man!Copy !req
50. I don't know how you guys
do things in, what was it?Copy !req
51. - Israel.
- Israel.Copy !req
52. Israel or whatever,
but this is America!Copy !req
53. You can't just come in here
and steal our land from us.Copy !req
54. I'm pretty sure that's how this country
was founded in the first place.Copy !req
55. What are you saying?
You're making things up now.Copy !req
56. I don't know what that means.
Does anybody know what…Copy !req
57. Okay. If you're talkin' shit
about America, man,Copy !req
58. we are gonna kick your ass.Copy !req
59. - I'm sure you will.
- This is our bar.Copy !req
60. Your bar is on my land.Copy !req
61. Goodbye, gentlemen.Copy !req
62. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
63. This guy comes…Copy !req
64. He really gets my goat.
You know what I mean?Copy !req
65. You shouldn't be allowed
to come in, tell people,Copy !req
66. "Hey, I own this. I own that."Copy !req
67. Okay, the butter goes on,
then the peanut butter.Copy !req
68. - Hmm? What are you doing?
- Peanut butter go in the middle?Copy !req
69. - With the choc.
- Don't, do not put peanut butter on that!Copy !req
70. - What?
- A Grilled Charlie has peanut butter last.Copy !req
71. - Okay, either inside or outside.
- Peanut butter outside.Copy !req
72. - Chocolate inside.
- All right.Copy !req
73. Butter inside, cheese outside.Copy !req
74. - Go away.
- Frank, it's me.Copy !req
75. Open the door.Copy !req
76. - Oh, shit. It's my wife.
- Okay.Copy !req
77. Okay, man, we talked about this, right?Copy !req
78. We knew this day would come.
Okay? We got to face it.Copy !req
79. We got… Okay, okay.Copy !req
80. - Breathe.
- Yeah.Copy !req
81. Let it out.
Say, "I can do this."Copy !req
82. - I can do this.
- All right. Go answer the door.Copy !req
83. No, no. You answer the door.
I don't want to get smacked.Copy !req
84. I don't… Okay, look.Copy !req
85. Where are your balls, dude?
Where are your balls?Copy !req
86. Okay? You're a grown man.
Think about your balls.Copy !req
87. Where are your balls?
Start swinging.Copy !req
88. - Charlie, don't talk about my balls.
- Open this door!Copy !req
89. I can't even mention your balls
around you. Okay.Copy !req
90. Charlie, she's all hopped up
on amphetamines.Copy !req
91. - Well, okay. I'll get your back, and…
- I can hear it in her voice.Copy !req
92. Look, if you don't do this now,
you're gonna… You're never gonna…Copy !req
93. Frank, open the goddamn doorCopy !req
94. - before I put my foot through it!
- Just do it.Copy !req
95. Just deal with the bitch.Copy !req
96. - Hey, Barbara.
- Don't you "Hey, Barbara" me.Copy !req
97. Jesus Christ, Frank.Copy !req
98. This place is a shithole!Copy !req
99. Is this how you've
been living?Copy !req
100. We make it work.
What do you want?Copy !req
101. I want to talk.Copy !req
102. I tried to talk to you
weeks ago.Copy !req
103. You went on vacation.Copy !req
104. I was trying to scare
some sense into you.Copy !req
105. You were talking about
giving away all of our money.Copy !req
106. My money.
I made it, you spent it.Copy !req
107. Burn.
There you go, buddy.Copy !req
108. How can you
say that to me?Copy !req
109. After everything
I've done for you.Copy !req
110. While you were out
making moneyCopy !req
111. who do you think
was at homeCopy !req
112. cooking and cleaning
and raising your children?Copy !req
113. A series of Mexican women.Copy !req
114. A series… Unbelievable, dude.
You're on fire.Copy !req
115. You can choose to live
like an animal if you want to,Copy !req
116. but I refuse to be
subjected to it.Copy !req
117. I want my shit back.Copy !req
118. You took my shit from our home,
and I want it back.Copy !req
119. - Well, I didn't take anything.
- It's empty.Copy !req
120. Someone came in
and took everything.Copy !req
121. Maybe you should have somebody
deported like you used to in the old days.Copy !req
122. Beautiful.Copy !req
123. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
124. I can't even
talk to you anymore.Copy !req
125. Standing up for yourself.
Standing up for immigrants!Copy !req
126. I don't know what
you're turning into, Frank,Copy !req
127. but it's making me sick!Copy !req
128. - Stings, doesn't it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
129. It hurts really bad.Copy !req
130. Yeah. You got
a little hand mark.Copy !req
131. - Dude, you're burning! You're burning!
- Ooh, shit!Copy !req
132. All right, all right.
With the peanut butter.Copy !req
133. You have ruined this one!Copy !req
134. - No, no. Put the peanut butter on.
- You ruined that one.Copy !req
135. Apparently, Mr. Frenkel
is citing a zoning gridCopy !req
136. that was created by
the original city planners.Copy !req
137. Wait. So this asshole's using a law
that's, like, 300 years old?Copy !req
138. - That's bullshit!
- Yeah. You can't do that.Copy !req
139. Well, you guys had an opportunity
to buy the landCopy !req
140. at the time of the original purchase.Copy !req
141. - You declined.
- So what?Copy !req
142. You also had a second opportunity
when the fiscal quarter.Copy !req
143. Okay. Well, hey, let's not get
into the blame game here, man.Copy !req
144. - Solutions.
- Yeah, let's talk solutions.Copy !req
145. How do we get this guy
out of our bar?Copy !req
146. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem as though
you guys have any legal recourse.Copy !req
147. We don't have any… legal recourse.Copy !req
148. No.Copy !req
149. All right.
I think I follow, fellas.Copy !req
150. All right.
We don't have any legal recourse.Copy !req
151. Right. What you're saying is,
uh, we got to get creative.Copy !req
152. If you're implying that I'm advising you
to do anything illegal,Copy !req
153. then I'm afraid
you're mistaken.Copy !req
154. - Oh, no, of course we're mistaken.
- No, no, no. Yeah, no.Copy !req
155. We're mistaken.Copy !req
156. No, we would… We would never want
to implicate certain partiesCopy !req
157. in certain matters.Copy !req
158. But if certain parties who has,
uh, certain experiences…Copy !req
159. - Or connections.
- Certain affiliations.Copy !req
160. Uh, affiliations, uh,
could give us some tips or pointers.Copy !req
161. Or even, you know,
connect us to one of his guys.Copy !req
162. We could really, uh…Copy !req
163. Get out.Copy !req
164. Okay. I think
the lawyer's right.Copy !req
165. We gotta send this guy
some kind of message.Copy !req
166. It's definitely time to take action,
but we should be careful becauseCopy !req
167. I don't want to come off
as anti-Semitic.Copy !req
168. - This guy's a Jewish person.
- What? No.Copy !req
169. - What's that have to do with anything?
- Yeah.Copy !req
170. Well, we don't have a problem with Jews.
It's this guy in particular.Copy !req
171. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
Jewish, okay?Copy !req
172. He's Jewish.
Don't use the word "Jew."Copy !req
173. - I don't appreciate that.
- Nah, that's okay.Copy !req
174. - That is a racial slur, Charlie, and…
- Calling somebody a JewCopy !req
175. - who is a Jew, is not a racial slur.
- Please, stop. No.Copy !req
176. Will you please not use the word "Jew"?
It makes me uncomfortable.Copy !req
177. - It's not anti-Semitic.
- No, It's about the context.Copy !req
178. If you use the right context, you're good.Copy !req
179. Charlie, you're the most misinformed
person I've ever met.Copy !req
180. You don't even know
what's going on in Israel.Copy !req
181. Okay. That's right.
You don't know what's going on in Israel.Copy !req
182. Maybe you shouldn't
speak on the subject.Copy !req
183. - Are you guys serious?
- Yeah, maybe you should leave it to me.Copy !req
184. Do you know what's
happening in Israel?Copy !req
185. - Of course, bro. I read the newspaper.
- Oh, okay. Well, you know what?Copy !req
186. Why don't you, uh, crack
an egg of knowledge all over me, buddy?Copy !req
187. - Okay. Can I start?
- Uh-hmm.Copy !req
188. Well, okay. There's a war
on terror, Charlie.Copy !req
189. - Mm-hmm.
- Have you ever seen CNN?Copy !req
190. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.Copy !req
191. - Okay. George Bush right now…
- Well, start from the beginning.Copy !req
192. - Saddam Hussein, has the oil.
- Yeah.Copy !req
193. - Okay?
- Okay.Copy !req
194. - Charlie, it is a war on terror.
- We have decidedCopy !req
195. to help the people
of IsraelCopy !req
196. to give our oil back to us.
By defeating Saddam Hussein.Copy !req
197. My head is, like,
swelling with knowledge.Copy !req
198. It's freedom, Charlie.Copy !req
199. - With wonderful knowledge.
- You're being sarcastic.Copy !req
200. - When we're talking about our…
- Oh! Oh!Copy !req
201. You can't hide
from it forever.Copy !req
202. - You're an idiot.
- You're an idiot.Copy !req
203. Here you go.
Stupid customers.Copy !req
204. It smells like urine in here.Copy !req
205. Mama, you're back.Copy !req
206. I'm not gonna get scurvy
if I come any further, am I?Copy !req
207. How are you?Copy !req
208. I'll tell you how I am, Deandra.
I am devastated.Copy !req
209. I don't understand what is going on
with your father. And I…Copy !req
210. What the hell is this?Copy !req
211. What? Oh!Copy !req
212. Are those my earrings?Copy !req
213. Oh, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
214. But here's the thing
about the earrings.Copy !req
215. You're stealing
from your mother now?Copy !req
216. What kind of monster are you?Copy !req
217. Well, Dad said he was gonna
give all your stuff away,Copy !req
218. and then it was
actually Dennis's idea…Copy !req
219. Don't blame this on your brother.Copy !req
220. How low can you sink, Deandra?Copy !req
221. I haven't seen you for a month,
and I'm standing here in a neck brace.Copy !req
222. Are you gonna ask how I'm doing
or what happened or…Copy !req
223. I assume you did
something stupid.Copy !req
224. - Dennis ran over me with his car.
- There you go again!Copy !req
225. Don't you think it's
about time you start takingCopy !req
226. responsibility
for your actions?Copy !req
227. - I…
- I want my possessions returned.Copy !req
228. I was eating that, mother.Copy !req
229. I've been running around.
I haven't had time to feed the dog.Copy !req
230. Could you stop thinking
about yourself for once?Copy !req
231. And besides, you don't
need it, sweetie.Copy !req
232. Well, that's attractive.Copy !req
233. Maybe if you took a bit
more pride in your appearanceCopy !req
234. you could find a man,Copy !req
235. and then you wouldn't have to steal
from your mother!Copy !req
236. I mean, look at
your skin, Deandra.Copy !req
237. Christ, there is a sun
in Philadelphia.Copy !req
238. He's already got
a construction crew in there working?Copy !req
239. Oh, God, dude.Copy !req
240. I am sick of staring
at this building, guys.Copy !req
241. - We gotta take some action.
- Okay, okay. I'll tell you what.Copy !req
242. Let's throw a flaming bag
of poop in the window.Copy !req
243. What? Why?Copy !req
244. Because they stamp it out
and they get poop all over their shoes.Copy !req
245. What in the hell is that
going to accomplish?Copy !req
246. Poop on their shoes.
Their shoes, dude.Copy !req
247. Are you retarded?Copy !req
248. - Poop on the shoes.
- Are you a retarded person?Copy !req
249. - Poop on the shoes, Mac!
- I got it!Copy !req
250. You do?Copy !req
251. Yeah.Copy !req
252. Let's come back tonight.
I got a plan.Copy !req
253. Ah, yeah.
This ought to do it.Copy !req
254. Yeah. Okay, so what's
the next step?Copy !req
255. There is no next step.
This is it.Copy !req
256. - This is it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
257. - This is your plan?
- It's awesome.Copy !req
258. This isn't
gonna do shit!Copy !req
259. What do you mean
this isn't gonna do shit?Copy !req
260. There needs to be
a next step or something!Copy !req
261. Hey. Do you know how hard
it is to get toilet paperCopy !req
262. - off a building, especially if it rains?
- That's true.Copy !req
263. This Jew's in for
a ton of work.Copy !req
264. - Oh!
- Whoa. What?Copy !req
265. Come on, man.
You can't say things like that.Copy !req
266. What did I say? What did I say?Copy !req
267. - You dropped a hard "J" on us.
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
268. - Jew? You guys said it…
- Shh!Copy !req
269. You can say it,
but it has to be in the right context.Copy !req
270. You guys said
I could say "Jew."Copy !req
271. You can,
but in the right context.Copy !req
272. - Well, what is the right context?
- All right.Copy !req
273. Well, this, you know…Copy !req
274. - Person of the Jewish faith…
- Right.Copy !req
275. …in a group of other people
from the Jewish faith…Copy !req
276. - Then I said…
- This guy's got a ton of work to do!Copy !req
277. I think it's okay
that he's Jewish.Copy !req
278. - That is not what I'm…
- Yeah, but that's not what he's…Copy !req
279. Okay. Hold on a second…Copy !req
280. You guys don't know
what the hell you're talking about.Copy !req
281. This man is in for a ton of work.
He's Jewish.Copy !req
282. We know what we're talking about.
Don't worry about that.Copy !req
283. Yeah.Copy !req
284. Hello, Frank.Copy !req
285. I noticed you changed
the locks on the door.Copy !req
286. You didn't have to do that,Copy !req
287. because I'm never
coming back here again.Copy !req
288. I'm looking forward to that.Copy !req
289. You seem happy.Copy !req
290. I think I'm feeling satisfied
for the first time in my life.Copy !req
291. What is that, musk?Copy !req
292. That's my new friend.Copy !req
293. I met him outside of that disgusting bar
our children own.Copy !req
294. That's his Mercedes across the street.
His wife's dead.Copy !req
295. Goodbye, Frank.Copy !req
296. Hey. Hey!Copy !req
297. You!Copy !req
298. What are you doing here
with my wife?Copy !req
299. Soon to be ex-wife.Copy !req
300. I'm not doing anything.
She invited me over for coffee.Copy !req
301. Are you bangin' him?
You bangin' this guy?Copy !req
302. Not yet, but I'm giving it
serious consideration.Copy !req
303. Is there some problem here?Copy !req
304. Adultery. That's what this is.Copy !req
305. That's it.Copy !req
306. Animal!Copy !req
307. Sorry about that.Copy !req
308. He used to beat me,
you know.Copy !req
309. - Change of plans.
- What happened?Copy !req
310. - Your mother seems happy.
- Shit!Copy !req
311. I just can't
have that, Dee.Copy !req
312. Well, what do you
want to do?Copy !req
313. What's the one thing your mother loves
more than anything in this world?Copy !req
314. That teeny,
tiny little dog.Copy !req
315. Let's go steal it.Copy !req
316. What are you doing?Copy !req
317. Go get the dog, Deandra!Copy !req
318. What are you doing with your hands?
What does that mean?Copy !req
319. - What's all this?
- Dog. Kitchen.Copy !req
320. That's "kitchen"?
Why can't you go get the dog?Copy !req
321. - Because I got a cast on my foot.
- I got a neck brace.Copy !req
322. Deandra, I'm your father.
Go in and get the dog.Copy !req
323. You mean the "dog"?
You're out of your mind.Copy !req
324. Oh. Hello.Copy !req
325. Please, don't bite me.
Okay. Do not bite me.Copy !req
326. Here we go.
Nothing weird is going on.Copy !req
327. Shit!Copy !req
328. Run! Run!Copy !req
329. Gentlemen, I've got
something hereCopy !req
330. that's gonna send our friend
on the first train back to Israel.Copy !req
331. Eggs?Copy !req
332. Yeah. These eggs
are organic.Copy !req
333. They're, like, three times the size
of normal eggs and twice the price.Copy !req
334. If this doesn't show this guy
we mean business, nothing's gonna.Copy !req
335. - I'm in.
- Okay.Copy !req
336. Whoa. What are you
talking about, you're in?Copy !req
337. Hey, it's something, Mac.Copy !req
338. Oh, it's something.
Let's just do something.Copy !req
339. I wonder how long it took him
to get that toilet paper down.Copy !req
340. Didn't even notice
the toilet paper.Copy !req
341. - What?
- Where does…Copy !req
342. What the hell is this?
He put up a fence.Copy !req
343. He didn't notice the toilet paper?
He put up a fence.Copy !req
344. He walled us in.
He walled us in!Copy !req
345. Where does it end
and where does it begin?Copy !req
346. - This guy's good.
- Right. Okay.Copy !req
347. This guy wants to get extreme?Copy !req
348. Let's get extreme.
Screw the eggs.Copy !req
349. - How far does this thing go?
- Back to the bar. Plan "B."Copy !req
350. - It's locked. You guys have your keys?
- Go around front. Go around the front.Copy !req
351. - Go, go, go.
- Fine. Fine. Fine.Copy !req
352. - Wait. Hold on. It gets thinner.
- Squeeze through there.Copy !req
353. It gets thinner, Dennis!
Wait! Don't push me!Copy !req
354. Wait, wait, wait! My toe's
caught in the fence!Copy !req
355. Go back! That's fine.Copy !req
356. - Just go back. Just go back.
- I can't move! I can't…Copy !req
357. - Come on! You guys gotta go!
- Stop yelling!Copy !req
358. - Stop yelling!
- Go over! Go over! I'll lift you.Copy !req
359. Don't climb!
Don't climb, Dennis!Copy !req
360. - That son of a bitch! He put up a wall!
- Hop over!Copy !req
361. - Hop?
- Climb over!Copy !req
362. Climb over and get help!Copy !req
363. Oh, this son of a bitch!
You son of a bitch!Copy !req
364. Okay. Now what are we doing,
holding it for ransom or something?Copy !req
365. I haven't thought this
all the way through.Copy !req
366. You haven't thought it through?
It destroyed my apartment.Copy !req
367. Look. We're living in the moment.
We're running around stealing things.Copy !req
368. - We're doing anything we want.
- Stop talking like that.Copy !req
369. You and I ought to team up
on stuff like this more often.Copy !req
370. No. Oh, no, we shouldn't.Copy !req
371. - Oh, yeah. And also…
- You're not on my team.Copy !req
372. I want to team up with Mac,Copy !req
373. because he seems stupid
enough to do anything.Copy !req
374. Okay, knock it off. You're not
teaming up with any of us. All right?Copy !req
375. Nobody wants you around.Copy !req
376. God damn it. That doesn't… All right.
I'm gonna sit here until you use words.Copy !req
377. Because that doesn't mean anything.
This doesn't mean anything.Copy !req
378. Your mother might be here,
so take the dog into the bedroom.Copy !req
379. That's fine. You take it.Copy !req
380. You take the dog!
I'm telling you!Copy !req
381. Fine. Okay, but this is exactly
why you're not part of our gang.Copy !req
382. God damn it!
Where'd it go?Copy !req
383. What the hell do you want?Copy !req
384. Your wife says
she's afraid of you.Copy !req
385. I'm here for the dog.Copy !req
386. Ooh!Copy !req
387. That woman is amazing.
She is amazing.Copy !req
388. You just met her.Copy !req
389. She's already got you
running errands for her.Copy !req
390. She's good. She is good.Copy !req
391. Just go get the dog.Copy !req
392. I don't have the dog.Copy !req
393. So you've been in here
tearing apart pillows and…Copy !req
394. Pooping on the floor?Copy !req
395. Yes.Copy !req
396. I'm starting to lose
patience with you people.Copy !req
397. I've already had to deal
with your son and his retarded friends.Copy !req
398. My contractor just told me
there's a gas leakCopy !req
399. in that goddamn building
I just bought.Copy !req
400. The whole thing is becoming
a big pain in my ass.Copy !req
401. Go get the dog.Copy !req
402. I have a little business proposition
I want to talk to you about.Copy !req
403. Out in the hallway.Copy !req
404. You guys feeling extreme?Copy !req
405. Ah, this looks beautiful.Copy !req
406. - Okay. You guys ready for this?
- I'm ready. I'm ready. Let's do this.Copy !req
407. Okay, okay, okay.
And… action.Copy !req
408. Cut, cut, cut, cut!
What the hell are you doing, dude?Copy !req
409. That's what those tapes
sound like.Copy !req
410. Why don't you read
the script that I wrote?Copy !req
411. I'm not reading the script.
You wrote in EnglishCopy !req
412. and it's riddled
with spelling errors.Copy !req
413. Well, you know what I'm trying
to write. Just say it.Copy !req
414. I'm just gonna mumble
some guttural sounds.Copy !req
415. Let's do another one.Copy !req
416. He's not gonna know
what you're saying!Copy !req
417. Well, then, we'll do
subtitles or something.Copy !req
418. I really feel like I should
have something in my hands.Copy !req
419. - You don't need anything in your hands.
- Like a weapon.Copy !req
420. A machete or a machine gun
or something.Copy !req
421. Okay. Why don't you head down
to the WawaCopy !req
422. and pick up a machine gun?Copy !req
423. - Read the script.
- I'm not gonna read the script.Copy !req
424. Read the… Who's the director here?Copy !req
425. I don't care.
I'm not reading the script.Copy !req
426. All right. Fine. Action!Copy !req
427. Bro, can I get my towel
over my face again?Copy !req
428. - Oh, yeah. Put your towel on your face.
- All right. Here we go.Copy !req
429. Action!Copy !req
430. - I'm gonna get a weapon!
- You don't need a…Copy !req
431. He's gonna go get a weapon,
everybody!Copy !req
432. Everybody!
Everybody get a weapon!Copy !req
433. Can we… You think we can make this
look more like a cave?Copy !req
434. You not make restaurant here.
Bad decision.Copy !req
435. We will crush your skull
with our weapons!Copy !req
436. - We can't send this.
- Nope.Copy !req
437. - What are you guys talking about?
- We're gonna get arrested.Copy !req
438. Yeah, or murdered.
This is a little too extreme, Charlie.Copy !req
439. - Man, I feel sick.
- Me too.Copy !req
440. What, you think I don't feel sick?
Okay. I'm sick.Copy !req
441. I feel very sick,
but I directed the shit out of this video.Copy !req
442. This stuff is gold.Copy !req
443. You're not the one on TVCopy !req
444. dressed like a terrorist
threatening Jews, Charlie.Copy !req
445. - Oh, Mac.
- That context was fine, Dennis.Copy !req
446. Trust me. I was thinking about it
when we were watching the video.Copy !req
447. All right. Okay.
What are we supposed to do then?Copy !req
448. Can I throw a bag of poop
through the window?Copy !req
449. Yes.Copy !req
450. I have better aim than you.
I should throw the bag of poop.Copy !req
451. Dude, I sat over the bag for 20 minutes.
I'm throwing it.Copy !req
452. - Hey, guys.
- Hey, Dee.Copy !req
453. What are you doing?Copy !req
454. We're gonna throw this bag of poop
through this guy's window.Copy !req
455. - You wanna come?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
456. Yeah.Copy !req
457. Hey, there's no one
even in there!Copy !req
458. Well, just throw
the bag in anyway, dude.Copy !req
459. Yeah, but no one's gonna
get poop on their shoes!Copy !req
460. Just throw
the damn bag, Charlie.Copy !req
461. Why are
we doing this?Copy !req
462. - We're gonna teach this guy a lesson.
- Awesome.Copy !req
463. This is gonna be great.
It's gonna smell so bad in there.Copy !req
464. I just hope
he gets the message…Copy !req
465. Uh, I think
this is the wrong message.Copy !req
466. Yeah.Copy !req
467. Then you wouldn't
have to sayCopy !req
468. That you love meCopy !req
469. 'Cause I'd already…Copy !req
470. Know…Copy !req
471. What would you doCopy !req
472. If I…Copy !req
473. All right, so this hereCopy !req
474. is the pillar
that I want to remove.Copy !req
475. I want to get this out of here
so there's a nice wide open spaceCopy !req
476. - when people walk into the bar.
- What are you doing, Dad?Copy !req
477. In a second, Dennis.Copy !req
478. And, uh, go into the bathroom.
Check out the fixtures.Copy !req
479. I'll be in in a second.Copy !req
480. What the hell's going on?Copy !req
481. Just renovating my bar.Copy !req
482. Your bar?Copy !req
483. Yeah, my bar.Copy !req
484. You see, the property
that I just purchasedCopy !req
485. extends from Morgan Street
all the way to right here.Copy !req
486. What the hell are you talking about?
The property you bought?Copy !req
487. The building you blew up.
The building you set on fire.Copy !req
488. What'd you think,
I wasn't gonna find out about that? Hmm!Copy !req
489. I'll give you two choices.Copy !req
490. I'm part of the gang…Copy !req
491. or I send your asses to jail.Copy !req
492. I would rather go to jail
than work with you.Copy !req
493. - Yes!
- Whoa, uh, just for the record,Copy !req
494. I would rather not
spend my life in jail.Copy !req
495. - I will tear this bar to the ground.
- I will kick the pillars in!Copy !req
496. - Nobody's kicking anything.
- She will kick the pillars!Copy !req
497. - I will tear…
- Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
498. Here's what we're gonna do!
Everyone, relax.Copy !req
499. Frank, congratulations.
You're captain of the gang.Copy !req
500. - No! Charlie…
- Charlie, shut your mouth!Copy !req
501. Why can't you just die
and leave your money to your kidsCopy !req
502. like normal parents
of America?Copy !req
503. You sound like
your mother.Copy !req
504. You say that
to my face!Copy !req
505. - Excuse me.
- I will kick and tear…Copy !req
506. Excuse me!Copy !req
507. Thank you.
We're looking for the owners.Copy !req
508. Oh. We're the owners.Copy !req
509. I'm Detective Tanner.
This here is Detective Volpe.Copy !req
510. Gentlemen, we're gonna
have to talk to you for a moment.Copy !req
511. About what?Copy !req
512. You gentlemen know
anything about this?Copy !req
513. Uh…Copy !req
514. Oh…Copy !req
515. Shit.Copy !req