1. No, dude.
It's not, it's not a questionCopy !req
2. of individual style.
It's about having some taste.Copy !req
3. You're attacking my ability
to express myself, dude.Copy !req
4. How am I attacking your ability
to... I just don't get it.Copy !req
5. What's not to get?
"Come to Philly for the crack".Copy !req
6. It has a picture of the Liberty Bell
on it. It's funny and original.Copy !req
7. It's not fun... How is it
funny and original?Copy !req
8. Every asshole on South Street
is wearing a t-shirtCopy !req
9. with an ironic slogan on it.Copy !req
10. Well, excuse me if all my t-shirtsCopy !req
11. don't have a little guy
playing polo on the lapel.Copy !req
12. You cut the sleeves off
of all your t-shirts.Copy !req
13. What, so you can show off your tats?
Those are really original, dude.Copy !req
14. - They're tribal.
- Oh, they're trib...Copy !req
15. I'm sorry. What tribe are you from?
What? Is it an Indian tribe or?Copy !req
16. - Are you gonna let me in this game?
- No. You're the ref.Copy !req
17. I don't want to ref anymore.
I'd like to play, so...Copy !req
18. - You're an excellent ref, Charlie.
- You're a very good ref.Copy !req
19. Yeah, I know. I'm a great ref.
I'd like to play the game now.Copy !req
20. Are you gonna get mad? You gonna
turn into the Mad Munchkin?Copy !req
21. Do you represent
the Lollipop Guild, Charlie?Copy !req
22. - Do you?
Hey, Charlie.Copy !req
23. - Oh, okay. This is what we do?
- I need to talk to you.Copy !req
24. Nobody wants to hear that.Copy !req
25. So, wait,
she's sayin' this is your son?Copy !req
26. I don't know. Sounds like
a bunch of bullshit to me, Charlie.Copy !req
27. I know! I know. There's, like,
no way that this is possible.Copy !req
28. Well, did you have
sex with her?Copy !req
29. - Yeah.
- Okay. Did you use birth control?Copy !req
30. Oh, Dee, we went
to Catholic school, so...Copy !req
31. Okay. So you're allowed
to have premarital sexCopy !req
32. but you're not allowed
to use birth control?Copy !req
33. No. All right. You're twisting words
here and, like, gettin' cute.Copy !req
34. When did she have this kid?Copy !req
35. It's been, like, 10 years
since I've even seen her.Copy !req
36. - Ten years?
- What does she want?Copy !req
37. Well, that's the weird thing.
She doesn't want moneyCopy !req
38. or anything like that.
She just wants me to meet him.Copy !req
39. - Are you gonna do it?
- No.Copy !req
40. Well, dude, you gotta meet the kid.
I mean, you gotta find out for sure.Copy !req
41. Yeah, I guess. It's just...Copy !req
42. I wish I could go back in time
and do the right thing, you know?Copy !req
43. - Like be there for him?
- No. Get her an abortion.Copy !req
44. So you're not allowed
to use birth control,Copy !req
45. but abortions are no problem?Copy !req
46. Okay. So, now you're, like,
a word genius,Copy !req
47. and everything I say, you twist
it around and make me look dumb.Copy !req
48. Charlie's right, though.Copy !req
49. He should have at least
had a say in the matter.Copy !req
50. Well, it's her body,
and it's her decision.Copy !req
51. No, I'm sorry. It's not just her
decision. The man should get a vote.Copy !req
52. - Well, ultimately it's her choice.
- It is not just her choice.Copy !req
53. It's nobody's choice.
It should be left up to God.Copy !req
54. Is he... Is that...
Are you joking?Copy !req
55. No, it's not a joke! You remember
Genesis, book two, verse three?Copy !req
56. "And he breathed
into the nostrils of AdamCopy !req
57. "on the first day.
And it was good."Copy !req
58. Right in his nostrils, huh?
Sounds really uncomfortable.Copy !req
59. You're making an asshole
out of yourself.Copy !req
60. Dude, you need
to get a blood test, okay?Copy !req
61. I remember Stacy Corvelli.
She was a slut.Copy !req
62. You're right. Uh, Mac, what's God's
stance on blood tests?Copy !req
63. Hmm. I don't know.
I'd have to check.Copy !req
64. (doorbell rings)
All right, you feeling good?Copy !req
65. No. I feel nauseous.
I think I'm gonna go.Copy !req
66. - I'm gonna run.
- No, no, no. It's...Copy !req
67. - I should go.
- Hi. Hey, Charlie.Copy !req
68. - Hi.
- You brought your, uh...Copy !req
69. Dennis Reynolds. We didn't
get a chance to talk before,Copy !req
70. but I remember you. Yeah.Copy !req
71. - You went to St. Giles?
- I did. Yeah. With... Yeah.Copy !req
72. So you two are together now, or...Copy !req
73. - No.
- No. No.Copy !req
74. - I'm just here for moral support.
- We're not... That's not even...Copy !req
75. - I brought him along.
- Yeah.Copy !req
76. All right. Come on in.Copy !req
77. I'm real glad you decided
to do this, Charlie.Copy !req
78. Yeah. Well, uh, you know,
it's the least I could do, so.Copy !req
79. Yeah. Sorry I don't have a lot
of time. I gotta get to work.Copy !req
80. Uh, Tommy,
come on in here, son!Copy !req
81. What do you want, Mom?Copy !req
82. He's a bit of a handful.
Uh, Charlie and his friend are here.Copy !req
83. So goddamn what?
- Tommy, come in here, please!Copy !req
84. - This is bullshit.
- Whoa!Copy !req
85. Language, please.
- Hey.Copy !req
86. Which one of you fags
is supposed to be my dad?Copy !req
87. - Whoa, hello. Right off the bat...
- Yeah.Copy !req
88. Tommy, be nice. Huh?
This is Charlie.Copy !req
89. (scoffs)
Are you serious? This is the guy?Copy !req
90. What's that supposed
to mean, buddy?Copy !req
91. Well, I should be home around 8:00.
Uh, what do you guys have planned?Copy !req
92. - Uh, I thought we'd go to the park.
- Huh. That sounds nice.Copy !req
93. - Wanna go to the park, Tommy?
- I don't care.Copy !req
94. Okay. That's great. Bye, sweetie.
Have fun, boys.Copy !req
95. I'm not goin' to the park.Copy !req
96. No shit.Copy !req
97. What is this place?Copy !req
98. This is a place where we're gonna
go see a special friend of mine.Copy !req
99. Why?Copy !req
100. 'Cause he's gonna help us
figure something very important out.Copy !req
101. - It's gonna be good to know.
- Why?Copy !req
102. Because I said so. No more
questions, okay, buddy?Copy !req
103. - Why?
- Stop saying "why".Copy !req
104. - Why?
- Stop it. I don't like this game.Copy !req
105. - Why?
- Is this a game?Copy !req
106. - Is this your game?
- Why? Why?Copy !req
107. Hey, pretty boy.Copy !req
108. What you here for?Copy !req
109. My friend's gettin'...Copy !req
110. a blood test.
- Your boyfriend?Copy !req
111. No. He's not my...
He's not my boyfriend.Copy !req
112. - He got AIDS?
- I don't... I don't think so.Copy !req
113. - Do you?
- No, I don't.Copy !req
114. I'll blow you for $10.Copy !req
115. Let me consult some of this
free literature they got hereCopy !req
116. regarding that proposition.
Oh. You know what?Copy !req
117. According to this, that's not a good
idea. So I'm gonna have to pass.Copy !req
118. But thanks. I appreciate it.
Really nice of you.Copy !req
119. - He's playin' mind games, dude.
- I wanna leave.Copy !req
120. - Hey, tough.
- What are we doin' here?Copy !req
121. Don't answer. It's a trick question.
He tries to get in your head.Copy !req
122. - It's a little game he plays.
- No, let me answer the question.Copy !req
123. See, we're at a free clinic, Tommy.Copy !req
124. Charlie doesn't have health
insurance. See this lady back here?Copy !req
125. Take a look. That's what you get
if you don't have health insurance.Copy !req
126. - I wanna go to the mall!
- Keep your voice down.Copy !req
127. - I wanna go to the mall!
- Keep your voice down.Copy !req
128. - I wanna go to the mall!
- Stop yelling.Copy !req
129. - I wanna go to the...
- Stop your yelling.Copy !req
130. We need to... Ow!
He's biting my hand!Copy !req
131. - He's biting my hand!
- Come on. Let's go. Let's go.Copy !req
132. (phone ringing) Sacred Right. It's
a child, not a choice. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
133. All righty. I'll make sure he gets
the message. Thank you.Copy !req
134. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
135. So, I was having an argument
with some friends the other day.Copy !req
136. And I was wondering if you could
help me out with some information.Copy !req
137. Are you interested
in joining our cause?Copy !req
138. No, I'm looking for some info on the
Bible, Jesus, that kind of thing.Copy !req
139. Well, if you join our
mailing list, the Reverend...Copy !req
140. Okay, listen to me. I don't really
wanna join your little freak show.Copy !req
141. Just looking for some information.Copy !req
142. So if you could point me in the
right direction, that'd be great.Copy !req
143. - We have some literature...
- Great. Thank you. Thanks.Copy !req
144. on the display back
by the water cooler.Copy !req
145. Oh, Mama.Copy !req
146. - Hey, there.
- Hi.Copy !req
147. Oh, are you here
to sign up for the rally?Copy !req
148. Yes, I am. Yeah, real excited
about the rally.Copy !req
149. - We're gonna kick ass this time.
- I'm ready to kick somebody's ass.Copy !req
150. I'll tell you what.
I hate those bastards.Copy !req
151. Wow! That's...Copy !req
152. - Uh, hate's a very strong word.
- Yeah.Copy !req
153. Yeah, well, let me
tell you something, Megan.Copy !req
154. I hate dead baby fetuses,
you know?Copy !req
155. I hate them because they're dead,
and they shouldn't be.Copy !req
156. They should be alive,
and they should be loved.Copy !req
157. Oh! Wow! You just...
You seem really passionate.Copy !req
158. Yeah. More than you know.Copy !req
159. - Nice kid, Charlie.
- What the hellCopy !req
160. do you think is wrong with that kid?Copy !req
161. You've gotta get
that blood test, dude.Copy !req
162. - Die! Die! Die!
- No! Hey! Whoa, Tommy! No!Copy !req
163. No! No! No!
Give me the stick!Copy !req
164. Come on! This place sucks!
I wanna go to the mall!Copy !req
165. We can't go to the mall, all right?
Shut up! I'm the boss of you!Copy !req
166. - You're not the boss of me!
- I am the boss!Copy !req
167. I wanna go to the mall!Copy !req
168. - I'll show you who's the boss.
- Let's go to the mall!Copy !req
169. - You wanna go to the mall?
- I wanna go to the mall!Copy !req
170. You could ask nice. Dennis,
let's go. We're goin' to the mall.Copy !req
171. I'm not spending anymore
time with that kid.Copy !req
172. Come on, dude! Fine. Great.
Dee, Dee.Copy !req
173. Will you just... Can we go to
the mall? Will you drive me?Copy !req
174. - If Dennis watches the bar.
- That's fine.Copy !req
175. Great. Fine. Thank you.
(screams)Copy !req
176. - You're ugly.
- You're ugly.Copy !req
177. - You're ugly!
- You are the one that's ugly!Copy !req
178. Charlie! Jesus Christ!
Are you almost 30?Copy !req
179. - Are you almost 30 years old?
- Yes!Copy !req
180. - You have to buy me a toy!
- I don't have to buy you shit.Copy !req
181. If you don't buy me anything
I'm gonna tell my momCopy !req
182. you took me
to a black people's hospital.Copy !req
183. Wow! Oh my God, that's racist.
What do you say to that?Copy !req
184. - I don't say anything.
- You still have to buy me a toy!Copy !req
185. Charlie, what in the hell are you
gonna do if this kid's yours?Copy !req
186. Oh, I don't know.
I'll probably, uh, kill myself.Copy !req
187. Whoa! Isn't that your waitress
from the coffee shop?Copy !req
188. - Oh, my God.
- Go talk to her.Copy !req
189. - What? No.
- Come on. Go talk to her.Copy !req
190. No, dude.Copy !req
191. You've been in love
with this girl forever.Copy !req
192. I know that.Copy !req
193. You know what? Come with me and
pretend that you're my girlfriend.Copy !req
194. - No. I won't do that. No, it's not.
- Come on. It's gonna work.Copy !req
195. - Come stand next to me then.
- Why?Copy !req
196. - So she doesn't think I'm creepy.
- Well, you are creepy.Copy !req
197. I realize this.
That's why I need you.Copy !req
198. - All right. Let's go.
- Thank you.Copy !req
199. Stop sweating.Copy !req
200. Then we can grab him
if you like him, okay?Copy !req
201. - Hey. Fancy seeing you here.
- Oh. Hello, Charlie.Copy !req
202. - Buying toys, are you?
- Yeah.Copy !req
203. - Cool. This is my, uh...
- Friend. We're good friends.Copy !req
204. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
205. - Is that cute little girl your...
- I'm her big sister.Copy !req
206. Oh.Copy !req
207. Hmm, that's weird.
She looks Mexican.Copy !req
208. She is Mexican.
It's the Big Sister program.Copy !req
209. She's not my real little sister.Copy !req
210. That is such a coincidence.
That's what we're here doing.Copy !req
211. - What?
- Yeah. Do you see that, um...Copy !req
212. Adorable little guy over there?
(gun clicks)Copy !req
213. That's Charlie's little brother.Copy !req
214. Really? No way.Copy !req
215. - You're involved in the program?
- Yeah.Copy !req
216. Well, that's... I didn't know you
were involved in the program.Copy !req
217. - Oh, my God, I love the program!
- It's one of his favorite programs.Copy !req
218. - I've been in the program since...
- A long time now.Copy !req
219. I guess you're gonna be going to the
picnic, then, at Fairmount Park?Copy !req
220. - Right.
- Saturday?Copy !req
221. Yeah. Are you there? Are
you goin'? Are you gonna be there?Copy !req
222. - I will be there on Saturday, yes.
- Great.Copy !req
223. - Maybe we'll see you there.
- Maybe. Or you know what? Or...Copy !req
224. - Maybe we could carpool.
- Carpool?Copy !req
225. Yeah. Well, think about it.
We'll save the environment.Copy !req
226. - We'll team up. It'll be good.
- Smart. Reduce, reuse, recycle.Copy !req
227. The kids will love it. The kids...
He loves Mexicans.Copy !req
228. All right.Copy !req
229. - Sure. Let's do it.
Oh!Copy !req
230. Okay. Yeah.Copy !req
231. - Great. Nice to meet you.
- Great.Copy !req
232. I'll see you.
I gotta go get my little sister.Copy !req
233. - Okay, bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
234. - Thank you.
- You're still pretty sweaty.Copy !req
235. (all shouting)
Baby killer! Baby killer!Copy !req
236. You bastards are gonna burn in hell!Copy !req
237. Abortion is murder!
It's a child, not a choice!Copy !req
238. Pro-choice is pro-death!Copy !req
239. - Wow! Great rhetoric.
- Thank you.Copy !req
240. You're really hard-core, aren't you?Copy !req
241. Oh, well, you know. I mean, if you
really wanna see hard-core...Copy !req
242. What's this?Copy !req
243. That's the list of doctor's
I'm gonna kill.Copy !req
244. - There's two already crossed out.
- Yeah, I know.Copy !req
245. - You really had a good time, huh?
- Yeah. We had a blast.Copy !req
246. - He didn't give you any problems?
- No. Not a single problem.Copy !req
247. Listen, I was thinking maybe I
could take him out this Saturday?Copy !req
248. - Really?
- Sure. I'd pick him up at 8:00?Copy !req
249. You know,
do the father-son thing.Copy !req
250. You all right? That's gonna be okay?
Because I could really use him.Copy !req
251. - Goddamn it!
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
252. I can't do this!
Tommy's not your son.Copy !req
253. What?Copy !req
254. Remember Jimmy Doyle
from high school?Copy !req
255. That son of a bitch is Tommy's real
father. He left me six months ago.Copy !req
256. You know what a nightmare
it's been since he left?Copy !req
257. - I can't raise Tommy alone.
- I don't care! I don't care!Copy !req
258. So you thought you'd just
pawn your son off on me?Copy !req
259. What could I do? I wanted a better
role model than that piece of shit.Copy !req
260. (stammering) Stop talking!
Wait. Let me think.Copy !req
261. (grunts) God!Copy !req
262. All right. So can I still
take him out on Saturday?Copy !req
263. - Yeah.
- Great.Copy !req
264. - That's pretty thin.
Hey-oh!Copy !req
265. - Hey.
- Mac, where you been?Copy !req
266. I don't know. Saving humanity.Copy !req
267. - Are you still on this kick, dude?
- Yeah, you know, Den, I was...Copy !req
268. Thinking what you were
saying the other day,Copy !req
269. about the t-shirts with
the stupid slogans on them.Copy !req
270. And I was wondering
what you think about this?Copy !req
271. Huh, bitch? Yeah!
Is that stupid enough for you?Copy !req
272. You're not seriously wearing that,
are you? You look ridiculous.Copy !req
273. - Whatever, dude.
- You know?Copy !req
274. That's the problem
with you anti-abortionists.Copy !req
275. You cry about the sanctity of life,
and then you wear a shirt like that.Copy !req
276. I'm not listening to you.Copy !req
277. Aren't you right-wingers all
about the death penalty too?Copy !req
278. - Doesn't involve killing somebody?
- Right, right, right.Copy !req
279. And you liberals are
against killing murderers.Copy !req
280. - But for killing innocent babies.
- Yeah. We like to kill babies.Copy !req
281. You guys are taking this
way too seriously.Copy !req
282. Den, you don't understand
the week I've been having.Copy !req
283. I met a girl at one of these
organizations who is a freak.Copy !req
284. She is the dirtiest chick
I've met in my life.Copy !req
285. - Seriously?
- Yeah.Copy !req
286. You gotta come with me
to one of these rallies.Copy !req
287. They're having another on Saturday.
These chicks are everywhere.Copy !req
288. - I can jump on board with that.
- Yeah!Copy !req
289. Are you actually gonna throw
away all your convictionsCopy !req
290. for a chance to get laid?Copy !req
291. I don't really have any convictions.Copy !req
292. - Where is this rally being held?
- Uh...Copy !req
293. Planned Parenthood,
Bryn Mawr Medical Center.Copy !req
294. I'm gonna go. At least one pro-
- choice voice is gonna be heard.Copy !req
295. One? There was, like, tons
of those chicks at the last one.Copy !req
296. - Which side had more?
- Oh, which one do you think?Copy !req
297. The one that cares about
protecting women's bodiesCopy !req
298. or the one that's run
by the religious right?Copy !req
299. Probably the side you're goin' to.Copy !req
300. I'm gonna fight for
the right to choose.Copy !req
301. You're a scumbag, Dennis.Copy !req
302. - Today's a big day for me, Tommy.
- Why?Copy !req
303. Well, today is
probably the best chanceCopy !req
304. I'm ever gonna have
of hooking up with this girl, so...Copy !req
305. Look at me for a second, pal.
Okay, do me a favor.Copy !req
306. If you're good today, I'm gonna
buy you anything that you want,Copy !req
307. anything in the world, all right?Copy !req
308. Oh, my God!Copy !req
309. I will smash your face into a...
Into a jelly!Copy !req
310. Wrong key.Copy !req
311. Keep abortion legal!
Keep abortion legal!Copy !req
312. Stop abortion now!
Stop abortion now!Copy !req
313. - This is crazy.
- Yeah, weird.Copy !req
314. People actually care about women's
bodies. You believe that?Copy !req
315. Yeah. I think Mac picked the wrong
side. There's, like, no dudes here.Copy !req
316. Gross.Copy !req
317. You know what?
Uh, give me a second here.Copy !req
318. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
319. I like your look.Copy !req
320. - Excuse me?
- I like the whole hippie thing.Copy !req
321. It really works for you.Copy !req
322. Get lost, breeder.Copy !req
323. Oh, okay.
(chuckles)Copy !req
324. Yeah. Mmm.Copy !req
325. I love the smell of protest
in the morning.Copy !req
326. What?Copy !req
327. I was quoting that movie,
you know, "Apocalypse Now".Copy !req
328. - "Napalm in the morning."
- Is that the new Mel Gibson movie?Copy !req
329. - No.
- You saw "Passion of the Christ"?Copy !req
330. I saw it 12 times.Copy !req
331. Okay.Copy !req
332. You know, you really shouldn't joke
about the apocalypse.Copy !req
333. So just fill these out. You'll get
your information in the mail.Copy !req
334. Thanks.Copy !req
335. "Keep your laws..."
I like your t-shirt.Copy !req
336. - Thanks.
- Yeah. Where do I sign?Copy !req
337. - Right here.
- Love t-shirts like that.Copy !req
338. Right.Copy !req
339. So, do you come to these
kind of things often, or...Copy !req
340. Are you hitting on me
at an abortion rally?Copy !req
341. Yeah, I... (scoffs)Copy !req
342. You know what? I think
all these chicks are gay.Copy !req
343. Yeah, I don't know
that they're gay.Copy !req
344. I think they can just
smell how disgusting you are.Copy !req
345. That sucks for me.
(dialing)Copy !req
346. - Yell-o.
- Hey, Mac. It's Dennis.Copy !req
347. Look, man, there's no talent over
here. What's the deal over there?Copy !req
348. Oh, yeah. We're lookin'
real good over here, bro.Copy !req
349. - What do you think?
- Hop the fence and come over.Copy !req
350. - All right. See you in a second.
- Later, gator.Copy !req
351. All right, Megan. I'm finished.Copy !req
352. You are a genius.Copy !req
353. Hey, sis. I'm gonna jet.Copy !req
354. - You're leaving?
- Uh, this side sucks.Copy !req
355. I'm gonna try my luck over there.Copy !req
356. - Are you kidding me?
- Later, tater.Copy !req
357. Dennis? You are such a jackass!Copy !req
358. (all shouting)
Excuse me. Excuse me.Copy !req
359. Can I get by here? Thanks.Copy !req
360. I just... I really love that sign.
I've wondered that so many times.Copy !req
361. Hey, there's a guy on the fence.Copy !req
362. Hey! Hey!
They're coming after us!Copy !req
363. - No. They're not coming after us.
- I'll show you what we do to them.Copy !req
364. - How's your aim?
- Pretty good.Copy !req
365. - I don't think that's a good idea.
- Hey, it's okay.Copy !req
366. These people deserve this.Copy !req
367. Yeah. He looks like he deserves it.
Maybe just one.Copy !req
368. Oh! Ow!Copy !req
369. Yeah! Come on!
Get your eggs, people!Copy !req
370. Oh, my God!
Shit! They're throwing eggs!Copy !req
371. They did this last time.
I came prepared. (chuckles)Copy !req
372. Oh. Hey, Dennis!
How's the action over there, buddy?Copy !req
373. What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
374. Oh! They're coming...
Okay, now they're coming back.Copy !req
375. - Die!
- Hey!Copy !req
376. Hot chicks on that side, Dennis?
(groaning)Copy !req
377. You're gonna burn in hell!Copy !req
378. Stop! Stop! Stop!Copy !req
379. Hey, guess what.
I have a surprise for you.Copy !req
380. - What?
- It's a real miracle.Copy !req
381. - What is it?
- I'm pregnant!Copy !req
382. What?Copy !req
383. I'm pregnant!Copy !req
384. You gotta get an abortion.Copy !req
385. - Megan, wait, wait, wait!
- Stop talking to me!Copy !req
386. Well, listen, I just think
our situation is different.Copy !req
387. How is our situation different?Copy !req
388. Well, because I didn't
mean to get you pregnant.Copy !req
389. - It was an accident.
- You are so pathetic.Copy !req
390. Listen, you can't have
this kid, okay?Copy !req
391. - I'm way too young and I have...
- Save it! I'm not pregnant!Copy !req
392. - What?
- I'm not pregnant. It was a test.Copy !req
393. I just thought for, like, one second
that you might be the one.Copy !req
394. I just had to know for sure.Copy !req
395. Wait a second!
So you're not pregnant?Copy !req
396. - No.
- And this was a test?Copy !req
397. - Yeah.
- And I failed?Copy !req
398. - Have a nice life, asshole.
- No! Wait, wait a second! Oh.Copy !req
399. Son of a bitch! Son of a bitch!Copy !req
400. Where the hell have you been?
You said 11:30, dude!Copy !req
401. - I don't wanna talk about it.
- That waitress is picking me up.Copy !req
402. I was ready
to shut down the whole bar!Copy !req
403. What the hell
is that kid doin' here?Copy !req
404. I'm taking him
to the Big Brother Big Sister thing.Copy !req
405. - Get him out of here, Charlie.
- I'm getting picked up any minute!Copy !req
406. - Will you relax?
- I told you.Copy !req
407. - I don't want kids in the bar!
- Dude, what is up your ass?Copy !req
408. You, you are out! Whoa, dude!
This kid reeks of booze!Copy !req
409. No, no, no, no, no.
Are you drunk? Don't be drunk.Copy !req
410. - Yeah
- How could you let this happen?Copy !req
411. I was the only one bartending!
He took sips out of people's beers.Copy !req
412. - All right. Brew some coffee.
- You can't give him coffee!Copy !req
413. - Let go of that!
- Get him out of here, Charlie!Copy !req
414. Charlie!Copy !req
415. Okay, here we go!Copy !req
416. Fresh air! Have a seat!
Sit down!Copy !req
417. - You suck!
- You suck, all right?Copy !req
418. - Breathe it in. Fresh air now.
- You suck!Copy !req
419. - And you have an ugly face!
- You suck! You have an ugly face.Copy !req
420. You try and push people's
buttons all the time!Copy !req
421. And you get in their head,
and you drive them crazy!Copy !req
422. Maybe that's why you don't
have a dad anymore!Copy !req
423. Oh, my God!Copy !req
424. - What are you doing?
- I'm drunk.Copy !req
425. - He's drunk?
- He's not drunk.Copy !req
426. - I am drunk!
- You're not drunk.Copy !req
427. - He sounds drunk.
- I am drunk!Copy !req
428. You're not drunk!
Stop saying that!Copy !req
429. He's fine.Copy !req
430. Jimmy Doyle!Copy !req
431. - Yeah?
- Charlie Kelly.Copy !req
432. - Yeah?
- From high school.Copy !req
433. Oh, yeah. I didn't recognize you
without all your acne.Copy !req
434. (chuckles) All right, listen, I need
to talk to you about your kid.Copy !req
435. - Why?
- Uh, let's see.Copy !req
436. Because your kid has
serious emotional problems.Copy !req
437. - Why?
- You're not there as a father.Copy !req
438. Why?Copy !req
439. You're kidding me?
This your little game?Copy !req
440. This is what you're doin'?
This is what you're doin' to me?Copy !req
441. Why?Copy !req