1. I'm-a order some
chili cheese fries.Copy !req
2. - Oh, yeah? Get me some.
- Anybody else want an order?Copy !req
3. A delivery
of chili cheese fries?Copy !req
4. They'll be mush by the time
they get here. No way.Copy !req
5. - Ah! Shit.Copy !req
6. What are you doing, man?
You can't hit it that hard.Copy !req
7. You got to use more finesse.Copy !req
8. Well, finesse isn't
really my style, Charlie.Copy !req
9. I like to dominate the table
into submission.Copy !req
10. Dennis, I got to head out.
Tip me out.Copy !req
11. What?
- Give me my tips.Copy !req
12. What tips, Dee?
What are you talking about?Copy !req
13. Hey, any of you guys
tip Dee today?Copy !req
14. - For what?
- Hell no.Copy !req
15. No.
All right, whatever.Copy !req
16. Just give me 40 bucks
from the register.Copy !req
17. What do you need money for?Copy !req
18. I'm going out.
I just need a little cash.Copy !req
19. Where you going?Copy !req
20. I'm going to a fancy place with
some fancy new friends of mine.Copy !req
21. - What friends?
- What is happening?Copy !req
22. Why is everyone
asking me questions?Copy !req
23. Well, it's 'cause you're
sneaking around tryingCopy !req
24. to steal money
that you haven't earnedCopy !req
25. and looking like
Carmen Sandiego.Copy !req
26. I mean, what-what
are we supposed to think?Copy !req
27. - W-What are you hiding, Dee?
- What?Copy !req
28. - Let me see
what's under that coat.
- No.Copy !req
29. - I want to see what's under it.
- No.Copy !req
30. - Show me.
- She's hiding something, Dennis.Copy !req
31. You want me to hold her down
and rip it off her?Copy !req
32. - Yeah.
Go, Mac. Go, go, go.
- Stop it.Copy !req
33. - Okay, okay...
- Stop. Stop it. Don't touch me.Copy !req
34. Don't touch me. Okay?Copy !req
35. I decided that I want
to take off the coat,Copy !req
36. 'cause it's hot in here.Copy !req
37. Bowling? That's the fancy outing
you were, uh, hiding from us?Copy !req
38. Dee, why were you hiding
that from us?Copy !req
39. Because it's my thing, okay?
It's not your thing,Copy !req
40. and I don't want
you guys getting involved.Copy !req
41. - As if.Copy !req
42. - As if, Dee.
- As if.Copy !req
43. - As if.
- As if, Dee. As if.Copy !req
44. Yeah, okay. All right.Copy !req
45. Well, I'm gonna head out.
You guys enjoy sitting aroundCopy !req
46. with your ding-dongs in your
hand doing nothing all night.Copy !req
47. Ugh.Copy !req
48. - Ding-dongs in our hand—
What is she talking—Copy !req
49. - What a bitch. God.
- Yeah.Copy !req
50. My ding-dong wasn't even in
my hand. I mean, what do you...Copy !req
51. - Mine was.
- Yeah, so was mine.Copy !req
52. Yeah, I was scratching mine
when she said that.Copy !req
53. I-I had my hands
fully down my pants,Copy !req
54. if I'm being honest.Copy !req
55. I had to push it to the left.Copy !req
56. - They get itchy in there.
- That's a, such a coincidence.Copy !req
57. - That is a lucky guess.
- That's a crazy— yeah.Copy !req
58. - It was a lucky guess.
- It was a lucky guess.Copy !req
59. But that's not the point.
Look-look, the point is...Copy !req
60. we have
a lot better things to doCopy !req
61. than just go bowling.Copy !req
62. Oh, hello, ladies.
You ready to roll?Copy !req
63. Why is everybody
sitting on their butts?Copy !req
64. We've been waiting here
for 20 minutes.Copy !req
65. Okay, well, listen,
things are just gonna beCopy !req
66. a little different
if you want me on your team.Copy !req
67. I show up when I want.Copy !req
68. Well, we don't want you
on our team.Copy !req
69. It's just that our fourth
didn't show upCopy !req
70. and literally no one elseCopy !req
71. was free on a Friday night.Copy !req
72. - So you want me to be here.
- Not really.Copy !req
73. Awesome. Good.Copy !req
74. Do you have the $35 team fee?Copy !req
75. - Ooh, I do not, but I have...
- Okay.Copy !req
76. something
much more valuable:Copy !req
77. my expertise.Copy !req
78. So listen to me
and you'll be in business.Copy !req
79. Anyone want to snort
Jell-O shots?Copy !req
80. - Oh...
Snail?Copy !req
81. You're on the team?Copy !req
82. Yeah, I love bowling.Copy !req
83. The whole scene is so hot.Copy !req
84. I sucked off a rando
in the parking lot.Copy !req
85. Ugh, my mouth hurts.Copy !req
86. Gross. Waitress,
you're responsible for this?Copy !req
87. I'm not responsible for this,
but this is my team, okay?Copy !req
88. So you can't just come in here
and take over,Copy !req
89. come in late,
not have your money, okay?Copy !req
90. I signed us up, I booked
the lane, I made us shirts.Copy !req
91. I even found us an appliance
company to sponsor us.Copy !req
92. - Frige-it.
- "Frige-it Bitches"?Copy !req
93. Yeah.
- God, you guys are stupid.Copy !req
94. - I'm not wearing this.
- No, it's so funny.Copy !req
95. - It's not funny.
- We've been laughing all night.Copy !req
96. - That doesn't surprise me.
Now listen up.
- Okay...Copy !req
97. - We're not here to laugh
or be funny.
- No, thank you.Copy !req
98. - We're here to win.
- Oh, God.Copy !req
99. Which you can do
if you listen to me.Copy !req
100. Or perhaps I should let
my balls do the talking.Copy !req
101. - Please do.
- Yeah.Copy !req
102. - Hot shit, Dee.Copy !req
103. - Do I have your attention?
Well, well, well.Copy !req
104. - Oh, God.
- What?Copy !req
105. Pretty nice roll, Deandra.Copy !req
106. Too bad it'll be your last.Copy !req
107. Can you please just leave and
let me have one thing to myself?Copy !req
108. Nah.Copy !req
109. So these, uh, "frigid bitches,"Copy !req
110. these are your new
"fancy friends"?Copy !req
111. What is this,
some kind of women's league?Copy !req
112. It's a coed tournament.Copy !req
113. So you'll be
competing against men?Copy !req
114. Vaginas and penises
together again.Copy !req
115. I'll tell you what,
why don't we join this leagueCopy !req
116. and have ourselves
a little competition?Copy !req
117. Or are y
ou too scared
that you'll lose to us?Copy !req
118. He did one, so I thought
we were doing... Okay.Copy !req
119. Shit.Copy !req
120. Anyone got a straw?Copy !req
121. - I didn't know.
- Okay.
- It's fine. All right.Copy !req
122. - Hey!
- Hey, guys?
- Let's have it.Copy !req
123. Oh, for Christ's sakes.
Shit.Copy !req
124. - Are you kidding me?
- Please tell meCopy !req
125. you guys don't own
this bowling alley.Copy !req
126. We got out
of the video rental businessCopy !req
127. just after the bubble burst.Copy !req
128. Bowling's always been
in our blood.Copy !req
129. Ryan's got the forearmsCopy !req
130. of an elephant wrangler.Copy !req
131. He could have been pro.Copy !req
132. I could have been.Copy !req
133. If not for my tragic accident.Copy !req
134. The story is too horrible
for words, so don't ask me...Copy !req
135. - We-we...
- We're not gonna ask.
We don't really careCopy !req
136. - about that, yeah.
- You can keep that to yourself.Copy !req
137. I'd tell you, but you wouldn't
be able to handle it.Copy !req
138. - You clearly want to tell us,
but we're not here for it.
- We don't want to hear it.Copy !req
139. Listen, I'm moving past this.
Can we sign up for the league?Copy !req
140. - Impossible.
- Why, is it too late to sign up?Copy !req
141. No, you just couldn't afford it.Copy !req
142. - How much is it?
- $35.Copy !req
143. - We got that.
- Well, we got that, yeah.
That's fine.Copy !req
144. Each.Copy !req
145. - Uh, do you mind covering us?
- That's still...Copy !req
146. W-We're good, we're good, yeah.Copy !req
147. Hey, listen, can we play
the Frigid Bitches first?Copy !req
148. Sure, whatever.
I don't give a shit.Copy !req
149. You guys got
chili cheese fries here?Copy !req
150. Franklin, we do have chiliCopy !req
151. and we do have cheese
and we do have fries,Copy !req
152. but combining them
is strictly prohibited.Copy !req
153. - Why?
- The story is too terrible
to tell.Copy !req
154. - Oh, for Christ's sake.
Nobody cares.
- Oh, Christ's sake.Copy !req
155. - Sign us up for the league.
- We won't combine the fries.Copy !req
156. Make sure we're playing
the Frigid Bitches.Copy !req
157. Yeah, give us some shoes.
W-What size shoe...Copy !req
158. - All right, how you doing?
- We'll get the shoes.Copy !req
159. Three, two, one and smile.Copy !req
160. - Great.Copy !req
161. - Okay.
- Let me check that picture.Copy !req
162. - How's my ass look?
- Okay.Copy !req
163. - That looks pretty good.Copy !req
164. Oh, it looks huge. Sick.Copy !req
165. Can we take another? I wasn't
sufficiently in character.Copy !req
166. - In character?
- Yes, character.Copy !req
167. I'm researching
a character I'm playingCopy !req
168. named Donna Brunswick of
the Brunswick Bowling Dynasty.Copy !req
169. Oh, goddamn. You guys are not
taking this seriously.Copy !req
170. Okay? Let's cut the BS.Copy !req
171. As your leader,
I demand we cut the BS.Copy !req
172. Now let's talk order.Copy !req
173. I'm thinking Snail, Artemis,Copy !req
174. - Waitress, best for last.
Okay,
I'm just gonna remind youCopy !req
175. that you're not the leader
and you can't be the leaderCopy !req
176. 'cause you don't even know
everyone's names.Copy !req
177. Mm, can you switch mine
to "Donna"?Copy !req
178. - No.
Well, well, well.
Looks likeCopy !req
179. the Frigid Bitches are going up
against the Hanging Monster DongCopy !req
180. Lucky Strike
Chili Cheese Fryers.Copy !req
181. Is that your name?
That's really stupid.Copy !req
182. - It's too many ideas, man.
- I told you it was stupid.Copy !req
183. I-I knew they were gonna
make fun of usCopy !req
184. - and they did make fun of us.
- Yeah, 'cause it's stupid.Copy !req
185. You know what?
Uh, but it doesn't matter,Copy !req
186. 'cause you guys are dead meat.Copy !req
187. Hey, did Dee happen
to tell you the historyCopy !req
188. of her experience with bowling?Copy !req
189. - No.
You should tell them,
you should tell them.Copy !req
190. - You tell them, you tell them.
- Tell them, tell them.
- I-I was about to.Copy !req
191. - I don't know.
- Oh, you were?
- I was about to. Yes.Copy !req
192. Are we doing
the laugh?
He's gonna tell you.Copy !req
193. - Are we doing laughs?
- Yeah, uh, no.
I'll just tell it.Copy !req
194. - He's gonna tell you.
- Okay, well, when she was a kid,Copy !req
195. she was, well,
she was pretty decent.Copy !req
196. And I got to say, she worked
really, really hard at it.Copy !req
197. So, she eventually became
the captain of the girls' team.Copy !req
198. Can you believe that?Copy !req
199. Now, I'm no fan
of women's sports.Copy !req
200. - Who is?
- Yeah, they're not very popular.
- Nobody is.Copy !req
201. Nobody watches—
Especially women.Copy !req
202. Women don't even like
women's sports.Copy !req
203. So I wouldn't have it.Copy !req
204. And to prove that Dee's
female mind was mentally weak,Copy !req
205. I started to go watch her,Copy !req
206. and I would say, "gutter ball"Copy !req
207. right before she rolled it,
and wouldn't you know it,Copy !req
208. every time I said it,Copy !req
209. she'd roll a gutter ball.Copy !req
210. Since then, if I even so much
as look at Dee when she bowls,Copy !req
211. she can't knock down
a single pin.Copy !req
212. Not even one.Copy !req
213. Well, that's
a bit of an exaggeration.Copy !req
214. Anyway, good luck out there.Copy !req
215. Mm.
- Ladies.Copy !req
216. - Gentlemen.Copy !req
217. - That was so good.
- That was really good.Copy !req
218. That was really good, Dennis.Copy !req
219. All right, I'm looking
at their lineup,Copy !req
220. and I'm wondering who should
lead us off against Snail.Copy !req
221. I'll start. It'll be goodCopy !req
222. to show our power and dominance,
you know,Copy !req
223. - for intimidation.
- Uh, Frank?Copy !req
224. You should go against Artemis.
She's next.Copy !req
225. Okay? And-and you should
go up after that,Copy !req
226. 'cause it's The Waitress,
and you're gonna irritateCopy !req
227. - the shit out of her and
that-that's a good thing, okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
228. Oh, shit.Copy !req
229. What?
- Uh...Copy !req
230. Some kid's having, like,
a birthday party in the arcadeCopy !req
231. - or something.
- Okay. So what?Copy !req
232. - It looks fun.
- Charlie, do not be that guyCopy !req
233. that everyone's looking for
when it's their turn.Copy !req
234. - Oh, yeah. Yeah.
- That shit drives me crazy.Copy !req
235. - Please don't be that guy.
- Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
236. Okay, I'll go last against Dee
because it's gonna beCopy !req
237. - a lot of fun getting
in her head, so...Copy !req
238. It's gonna really mess her up.
It's gonna be awesome.Copy !req
239. All right. Hands in, boys.
Say it on three.Copy !req
240. Hanging Monster Ch...
- Now I'm forgetting it.Copy !req
241. - Chili Cheese Fryers!Copy !req
242. - Cheese fries. Yeah.
- Oh, now I should go...Copy !req
243. - Let's do it, bud.Copy !req
244. Let's go, man.Copy !req
245. Stride, stride, stride, execute.Copy !req
246. - Okay, not bad, not bad, Mac.
- Not bad.Copy !req
247. Not bad, dude.Copy !req
248. Come on, Snail.Copy !req
249. What the...Copy !req
250. What? What?Copy !req
251. Okay,Copy !req
252. why are you so happy right now?Copy !req
253. Gail. What the hell was that?Copy !req
254. - Ooh, my cooter's
on fire for Mac.
- Ew.Copy !req
255. I want to have his baby.Copy !req
256. Your cooter is most likely
on fire from a yeast infection.Copy !req
257. Go in the bathroom, rinse it out
and be better next time.Copy !req
258. Dennis, cover me. Cover me.Copy !req
259. Ryan's eyeballing me
and I'm trying to mix these.Copy !req
260. - I can't do that right now.
- What? Just go, go...Copy !req
261. - No, I got...
- Go stand over here.Copy !req
262. I got Liam over here
eyeballing me.Copy !req
263. I mean, I...Copy !req
264. I think he is. Little hard
to tell with the eyepatch.Copy !req
265. Ah. Anyway, it's your,
it's your roll, man.Copy !req
266. - Go, go, go. Go, yeah.
- Oh. I'm up?Copy !req
267. - Yes, you're up.
- Up.Copy !req
268. - Artemis.
- Frank.Copy !req
269. How about we, uh,
test out the back seatCopy !req
270. of my LeBaron after the roll?Copy !req
271. Everybody stop trying
to have sex with each other.Copy !req
272. Hey, you know,
another reason whyCopy !req
273. men and women
can't compete, Dee.Copy !req
274. It's too sexually charged.Copy !req
275. Come on.Copy !req
276. - All right.
- Donna Brunswick...Copy !req
277. Strike.Copy !req
278. - Oh!
- Hey!Copy !req
279. Nice.Copy !req
280. - Artemis, you can bowl?
- No.Copy !req
281. My character can.
Me, I can't bowl for shit.Copy !req
282. Oh.Copy !req
283. Oh, my God.Copy !req
284. It's not gonna make it.Copy !req
285. Strike.Copy !req
286. - Oh, ho.
- Oh.Copy !req
287. All right, Frank.Copy !req
288. Good job, Frank.Copy !req
289. All right, Frank.
What? Oh, bullshit.Copy !req
290. No, come on, that doesn't count.Copy !req
291. Uh, no, the computer counted it,
so it counts.Copy !req
292. - That counts.
- Hey, Artemis, let's mush.Copy !req
293. What? No. No. You're not gonna
miss your turn, okay?Copy !req
294. If you must mush, mush later.Copy !req
295. A quickie.Copy !req
296. - Quickie it is.
- What?Copy !req
297. My character is also
a giant whore, which is whatCopy !req
298. attracted me to the role
in the first place, so...Copy !req
299. - No. No, no.
Come on,
you can't go now.Copy !req
300. Well, mush fast!Copy !req
301. - Come on.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
302. I'm going, I'm going. Oh!Copy !req
303. Hey, Tyrone,
do not take my spot!Copy !req
304. Do not take my spot
at the air hockey table.Copy !req
305. - Charlie, shut up.
- You should see the party
they got going there.Copy !req
306. - It's great.
They got one of those...
- I don't care.Copy !req
307. punching machines
that rates how, like,Copy !req
308. - how much power
you have in your punch.
- I don't care.Copy !req
309. - Shut up, I'm trying to focus.
- It's totally crazy.Copy !req
310. By the way,
your hair looks great.Copy !req
311. Charlie, shut up,
I'm trying to focus.Copy !req
312. - Did you, like,
change your hair or something?
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
313. Elbow in,
slight bend in the knee,Copy !req
314. - and...
- What the...Copy !req
315. - Oh...Copy !req
316. - God!
- Tyrone!Copy !req
317. All right. I'm coming!Copy !req
318. - Charlie, Charlie,
where you going?
- Where you going?Copy !req
319. - Put the cake down...
- I'll be back.Copy !req
320. - Dee, you want to go first?
- Don't... Stop it.Copy !req
321. - I know what you're doing.
- I'm not gonna say anything.Copy !req
322. I swear to God.
Please, I insist.Copy !req
323. I'm not.Copy !req
324. - Fine.
- All right. Come on, Dee.Copy !req
325. Gutter ball.Copy !req
326. You-you dick.Copy !req
327. - Sorry. I'm sorry.
- That's not funny.Copy !req
328. I couldn't resist.
It's... Sorry.Copy !req
329. Strike.Copy !req
330. Don't say it again.Copy !req
331. - Okay? Just leave me alone.
- I'm not. I just... I'm not.Copy !req
332. Gutter ball.Copy !req
333. You goddamned son of a bitch!Copy !req
334. How are you gonna talk to me
about formCopy !req
335. - after you bowl like that?
- Get off my back,
you frigid bitch.Copy !req
336. I knew inviting you
was a bad idea.Copy !req
337. Well, then, don't invite me.
Then don't invite me next time.Copy !req
338. - I didn't invite...Copy !req
339. Oh, isn't this fun?Copy !req
340. Yeah. Yet another reason why
women can't compete with men.Copy !req
341. Besides your
physical limitations,Copy !req
342. if given the opportunity
to either work togetherCopy !req
343. as a team
or tear each other apart,Copy !req
344. you will always choose
the latter.Copy !req
345. Because women are devious
a-and destructiveCopy !req
346. and will always default
to using their insidious venomCopy !req
347. on the most sought-after
victim of all...Copy !req
348. each other.Copy !req
349. Okay, Dennis is right.
Just hear me out.Copy !req
350. If we want to win,
we can't compete like men,Copy !req
351. but what we can do
is use those skillsCopy !req
352. of mental manipulation
against them.Copy !req
353. Do you want to know why?Copy !req
354. Why?Copy !req
355. Because... they're stupid.Copy !req
356. Hey,
Mac, how come
you throw the ball so straight?Copy !req
357. I throw the ball straight
because, as a man,Copy !req
358. dominance is my sporting style.Copy !req
359. Uh, I heard it's 'cause
you have no finesse.Copy !req
360. - You don't know
how to spin the ball.
- What?Copy !req
361. - Yeah.
- I have finesse.
I could spin the ball.Copy !req
362. - You want to see me?
- Yeah.Copy !req
363. - Yeah...
- Hey, uh, Mac? Mac?Copy !req
364. Can I talk to you for a second?Copy !req
365. Yeah.Copy !req
366. Do not try and spin the ball.Copy !req
367. She said that I can't spin,
and I can spin.Copy !req
368. - You— Do not try it.
- But Dennis, she said
I have no finesse,Copy !req
369. - and you know
that I have finesse.
- Don't-don't do it.Copy !req
370. - Don't do it.
Just play your game.
- Can I just spin one?Copy !req
371. - I don't care...
- Let me spin one.Copy !req
372. You don't need to spin it.Copy !req
373. You just play your game
and we're gonna win.Copy !req
374. Okay? Do not spin it.Copy !req
375. Do not do it.Copy !req
376. Okay, fine.Copy !req
377. I won't, I won't spin it.Copy !req
378. I won't.Copy !req
379. Stride, stride, stride, spin!Copy !req
380. Oh, goddamn it!Copy !req
381. Gutter ball.
- Uh-oh.Copy !req
382. I'm gonna try it again.
I'm coming,
I'm coming.Copy !req
383. Wait, I'm coming, I'm coming.Copy !req
384. Hey, Tyrone, double or nothing!Copy !req
385. 'Cause there's no way
you're beating meCopy !req
386. two out of three, dude!Copy !req
387. - Hey, Charlie? Excuse me.Copy !req
388. Can I, can I ask your advice
on something?Copy !req
389. - Yeah.
- Well, you're just such
a good natural bowler...Copy !req
390. - Yeah.
- ... and I'm having a hard time,
so I was wondering,Copy !req
391. where are you putting your elbowCopy !req
392. - when you're rolling?
- My elbow?Copy !req
393. Yeah, before you throw the ball,
where is your elbow going?Copy !req
394. You-you want me to show you
where my elbow goes?Copy !req
395. - Yeah.
- Oh, I'm...Copy !req
396. - My-my elbow's like...
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
397. That looks good.Copy !req
398. Oh.Copy !req
399. Gutter ball.Copy !req
400. Uh...Copy !req
401. Holy shit. It's working.Copy !req
402. - There we go.
- Okay.Copy !req
403. Okay. It's okay.Copy !req
404. Damn it!Copy !req
405. - Just walk.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
406. Stride, stride, stride, spin!
Come on!Copy !req
407. - Gutter ball.
- S-Stop it.Copy !req
408. Gutter ball.Copy !req
409. - Gutter ball.Copy !req
410. - Gutter ball.
Come on.Copy !req
411. - Gutter ball.Copy !req
412. - Gutter ball.Copy !req
413. You want one?Copy !req
414. Wh— Hey!Copy !req
415. - What happened?Copy !req
416. What the hell happened?Copy !req
417. In the third act of my play,
Donna rolls a gutter ballCopy !req
418. in the big match
against her rival high school.Copy !req
419. - Are you serious?
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
420. Can you knock it off
with the play, please?Copy !req
421. Ah, well, well,
you done good, ladies.Copy !req
422. Your little mind games,
they got you pretty far,Copy !req
423. but unfortunately...Copy !req
424. still 11 points shy
in the final frame.Copy !req
425. Now, technically,
I could pick up this spareCopy !req
426. and push the lead
even further, and I...Copy !req
427. think we all know Dee's about
to roll two gutter balls.Copy !req
428. So I'll tell you what.
Dee, if you would like,Copy !req
429. uh, you could just quit nowCopy !req
430. and you could all admit
that you're inferiorCopy !req
431. in every single way,Copy !req
432. and we could just call it
a night.Copy !req
433. Okay, you know what, dick?Copy !req
434. I don't like your sister.
She's a terrible person.Copy !req
435. - She's a bitch and she's uglyCopy !req
436. and I didn't want her
on the team.Copy !req
437. And she's gross.Copy !req
438. Sure, and she's gross.Copy !req
439. But you know what?
You're even worse.Copy !req
440. And I am not gonna sit hereCopy !req
441. and let you just shit on her
all night long.Copy !req
442. You think
you're physically superior?Copy !req
443. - Yeah.
- Then I challenge you
to a test of strength.Copy !req
444. Come on.Copy !req
445. This isn't fair.Copy !req
446. Oh. Is it not fair?Copy !req
447. Okay, well, if you're scared,
we don't have to do it.Copy !req
448. Okay, well, listen,
if you insist, that's fine.Copy !req
449. - I do. Okay.
- Let's do it. Yeah.Copy !req
450. Ladies first.Copy !req
451. - All right, let's do it.
- Oh, thank you.Copy !req
452. Go, Waitress, go.Copy !req
453. - Let's go.
- Give it all you got.Copy !req
454. - Oh!Copy !req
455. Shit.Copy !req
456. - Didn't know you could kick it.
- Oh, yeah, you could kick it.Copy !req
457. - And that's fine. Okay.
- Yeah, yeah, okay. Do it.Copy !req
458. Show them what you got, Dennis.
Come on.Copy !req
459. Let's go, buddy.Copy !req
460. I summon the very fact
that I am a man!Copy !req
461. - Ah! Ah...Copy !req
462. I have defeated you.Copy !req
463. And of course I have.Copy !req
464. I've been blessed
with the genetic gifts to do so.Copy !req
465. I've broken
every single bone in my hand.Copy !req
466. I cannot bowl.Copy !req
467. - What?
- Really?
- L-Listen to me.Copy !req
468. There's nothing solid
left in there.Copy !req
469. It's just bloody soup
and bone broth.Copy !req
470. All right?
Now, I need to scream.Copy !req
471. And I need you to find me
somewhere to screamCopy !req
472. so I don't have to do it here.Copy !req
473. No, wait a minute.Copy !req
474. I'm going to scream here,
and now,Copy !req
475. 'cause I can't hold it in,
so here we go.Copy !req
476. Ryan, I need you to bowl for me.Copy !req
477. I'll never bowl again.Copy !req
478. - Come on, man.
- Why not? What's the big deal?Copy !req
479. The story's
too horrible to tell.Copy !req
480. - Oh, with this stuff.
- For fuck's sake,
just spit it out.Copy !req
481. Yeah, you clearly want
to tell it, man.Copy !req
482. Fine.Copy !req
483. - But brace yourself.Copy !req
484. There I was,Copy !req
485. practicing for
the state semifinals.Copy !req
486. I was on my way
to a perfect game.Copy !req
487. I was enjoying
some chili cheese fries.Copy !req
488. They were delicious,
and I offered some to Ryan.Copy !req
489. I accepted, but not realizingCopy !req
490. my other hand was
in the ball return lane.Copy !req
491. I never should have allowed
myself such indulgences,Copy !req
492. because little did I know,
my ball was returning.Copy !req
493. It pinched it really bad.Copy !req
494. I had a nasty bruise for a week.Copy !req
495. - That's it?
- That's why you won't bowl?Copy !req
496. - You pinched your finger?
- You pinched your fingerCopy !req
497. - and you won't bowl?
- Big deal, man.Copy !req
498. I'll bowl for you... Dennis.Copy !req
499. - Okay, fine.
- Okay.
- Wait, what's happening?Copy !req
500. What-what are you saying? What?Copy !req
501. - Hmm?
Well, he...Copy !req
502. - Nothing.
- What?Copy !req
503. - N-Nothing.
- What's going on?Copy !req
504. Liam's gonna bowl for meCopy !req
505. because I hurt my hand
a little bit.Copy !req
506. O-Ow!Copy !req
507. Ow, I just,
I just twisted my ankle.Copy !req
508. - No.
- Yeah, and I need Ryan,Copy !req
509. I need Ryan to bowl for me.Copy !req
510. No way. No way.
- My ankle is hurt,Copy !req
511. and I need Ryan to bowl for me.Copy !req
512. - That...
- That is bullshit.Copy !req
513. This is incredibly weird.Copy !req
514. Ryan!Copy !req
515. Brother!
Brother, what have I done?Copy !req
516. No!Copy !req
517. What the...Copy !req
518. Well, well, well, Dee,
it looks likeCopy !req
519. you're gonna have
to roll after all.Copy !req
520. Fine. No problem.Copy !req
521. Gonna make my team proud.Copy !req
522. Oh, well, maybe you will.Copy !req
523. Or maybe...Copy !req
524. you'll roll a gutter ball.Copy !req
525. One pin. That's all.Copy !req
526. You can do this.Copy !req
527. - Gutter ball.
- No. No.Copy !req
528. Just don't think "gutter ball,"
that's all.Copy !req
529. Oh, hi, Dee.Copy !req
530. I'm in here, too.Copy !req
531. Gutter ball.Copy !req
532. - Gutter ball. Gutter ball.
- Gutter ball. Gutter ball.Copy !req
533. You goddamned son of a—Copy !req
534. bitch!Copy !req
535. Gutter ball.Copy !req
536. - Oh.
- No, no...Copy !req
537. - No, no, no...
- No, no...Copy !req
538. No, no, no, no...Copy !req
539. I did it! In your faces.Copy !req
540. Ha... Uh... What's going on?Copy !req
541. - Where'd everybody go?
- Frank's having a threesomeCopy !req
542. in the bathroom
with Gail and Artemis,Copy !req
543. and, um, yeah, I think the guys
went to the Sixers game.Copy !req
544. What?Copy !req
545. Oh, goddamn it.Copy !req
546. Well, why aren't you
celebrating?Copy !req
547. Um...Copy !req
548. yeah, honestly?Copy !req
549. I don't give a shit
about women's sports.Copy !req
550. Well...Copy !req