1. I'm-a order some
chili cheese fries.Copy !req
2. - Oh, yeah? Get me some.
- Anybody else want an order?Copy !req
3. A delivery
of chili cheese fries?Copy !req
4. They'll be mush by the time
they get here. No way.Copy !req
5. - Aah! Shit.Copy !req
6. What are you doing, man?
You can't hit it that hard.Copy !req
7. You got to use more finesse.Copy !req
8. Well, finesse isn't
really my style, Charlie.Copy !req
9. I like to dominate the table
into submission.Copy !req
10. Dennis, I got to head out.
Tip me out.Copy !req
11. - What?
- Give me my tips.Copy !req
12. What tips, Dee?
What are you talking about?Copy !req
13. Hey, any of you guys
tip Dee today?Copy !req
14. - For what?
- Hell no.Copy !req
15. - No.
- All right, whatever.Copy !req
16. Just give me 40 bucks
from the register.Copy !req
17. What do you need money for?Copy !req
18. I'm going out.
I just need a little cash.Copy !req
19. Where you going?Copy !req
20. I'm going to a fancy place with
some fancy new friends of mine.Copy !req
21. - What friends?
- What is happening?Copy !req
22. Why is everyone
asking me questions?Copy !req
23. Well, it's 'cause you're
sneaking around tryingCopy !req
24. to steal money
that you haven't earnedCopy !req
25. and looking like
Carmen Sandiego.Copy !req
26. I mean, what-what
are we supposed to think?Copy !req
27. - W-What are you hiding, Dee?
- What?Copy !req
28. - Let me see
what's under that coat.
- No.Copy !req
29. - I want to see what's under it.
- No.Copy !req
30. - Show me.
- She's hiding something, Dennis.Copy !req
31. You want me to hold her down
and rip it off her?Copy !req
32. - Yeah.
- Go, Mac. Go, go, go.
- Stop it.Copy !req
33. - Okay, okay...
- Stop. Stop it. Don't touch me.Copy !req
34. Don't touch me. Okay?Copy !req
35. I decided that I want
to take off the coat,Copy !req
36. 'cause it's hot in here.Copy !req
37. Bowling? That's the fancy outing
you were, uh, hiding from us?Copy !req
38. Dee, why were you hiding
that from us?Copy !req
39. Because it's my thing, okay?
It's not your thing,Copy !req
40. and I don't want
you guys getting involved.Copy !req
41. - As if.Copy !req
42. - As if, Dee.
- As if.Copy !req
43. - As if.
- As if, Dee. As if.Copy !req
44. Yeah, okay. All right.Copy !req
45. Well, I'm gonna head out.
You guys enjoy sitting aroundCopy !req
46. with your ding-dongs in your
hand doing nothing all night.Copy !req
47. Ugh.Copy !req
48. - Ding-dongs in our hand—
What is she talking—Copy !req
49. - What a bitch. God.
- Yeah.Copy !req
50. My ding-dong wasn't even in
my hand. I mean, what do you...Copy !req
51. - Mine was.
- Yeah, so was mine.Copy !req
52. Yeah, I was scratching mine
when she said that.Copy !req
53. I-I had my hands
fully down my pants,Copy !req
54. if I'm being honest.Copy !req
55. I had to push it to the left.Copy !req
56. - They get itchy in there.
- That's a, such a coincidence.Copy !req
57. - That is a lucky guess.
- That's a crazy— yeah.Copy !req
58. - It was a lucky guess.
- It was a lucky guess.Copy !req
59. But that's not the point.
Look-look, the point is...Copy !req
60. we have
a lot better things to doCopy !req
61. than just go bowling.Copy !req
62. Oh, hello, ladies.
You ready to roll?Copy !req
63. Why is everybody
sitting on their butts?Copy !req
64. We've been waiting here
for 20 minutes.Copy !req
65. Okay, well, listen,
things are just gonna beCopy !req
66. a little different
if you want me on your team.Copy !req
67. I show up when I want.Copy !req
68. Well, we don't want you
on our team.Copy !req
69. It's just that our fourth
didn't show upCopy !req
70. and literally no one elseCopy !req
71. was free on a Friday night.Copy !req
72. - So you want me to be here.
- Not really.Copy !req
73. Awesome. Good.Copy !req
74. Do you have the $35 team fee?Copy !req
75. - Ooh, I do not, but I have...
- Okay.Copy !req
76. something
much more valuable:Copy !req
77. my expertise.Copy !req
78. So listen to me
and you'll be in business.Copy !req
79. Anyone want to snort
Jell-O shots?Copy !req
80. - Oh...
- Snail?Copy !req
81. You're on the team?Copy !req
82. Yeah, I love bowling.Copy !req
83. The whole scene is so hot.Copy !req
84. I sucked off a rando
in the parking lot.Copy !req
85. Ugh, my mouth hurts.Copy !req
86. Gross. Waitress,
you're responsible for this?Copy !req
87. I'm not responsible for this,
but this is my team, okay?Copy !req
88. So you can't just come in here
and take over,Copy !req
89. come in late,
not have your money, okay?Copy !req
90. I signed us up, I booked
the lane, I made us shirts.Copy !req
91. I even found us an appliance
company to sponsor us.Copy !req
92. - Frige-it.
- "Frige-it Bitches"?Copy !req
93. - Yeah.
- God, you guys are stupid.Copy !req
94. - I'm not wearing this.
- No, it's so funny.Copy !req
95. - It's not funny.
- We've been laughing all night.Copy !req
96. - That doesn't surprise me.
Now listen up.
- Okay...Copy !req
97. - We're not here to laugh
or be funny.
- No, thank you.Copy !req
98. - We're here to win.
- Oh, God.Copy !req
99. Which you can do
if you listen to me.Copy !req
100. Or perhaps I should let
my balls do the talking.Copy !req
101. - Please do.
- Yeah.Copy !req
102. - Hot shit, Dee.Copy !req
103. - Do I have your attention?
- Well, well, well.Copy !req
104. - Oh, God.
- What?Copy !req
105. Pretty nice roll, Deandra.Copy !req
106. Too bad it'll be your last.Copy !req
107. Can you please just leave and
let me have one thing to myself?Copy !req
108. Nah.Copy !req
109. So these, uh, "frigid bitches,"Copy !req
110. these are your new
"fancy friends"?Copy !req
111. What is this,
some kind of women's league?Copy !req
112. It's a coed tournament.Copy !req
113. So you'll be
competing against men?Copy !req
114. Vaginas and penises
together again.Copy !req
115. I'll tell you what,
why don't we join this leagueCopy !req
116. and have ourselves
a little competition?Copy !req
117. Or are you too scared
that you'll lose to us?Copy !req
118. He did one, so I thought
we were doing... Okay.Copy !req
119. Shit.Copy !req
120. Anyone got a straw?Copy !req
121. - I didn't know.
- Okay.
- It's fine. All right.Copy !req
122. - Hey!
- Hey, guys?
- Let's have it.Copy !req
123. - Oh, for Christ's sakes.
- Shit.Copy !req
124. - Are you kidding me?
- Please tell meCopy !req
125. you guys don't own
this bowling alley.Copy !req
126. We got out
of the video rental businessCopy !req
127. just after the bubble burst.Copy !req
128. Bowling's always been
in our blood.Copy !req
129. Ryan's got the forearmsCopy !req
130. of an elephant wrangler.Copy !req
131. He could have been pro.Copy !req
132. I could have been.Copy !req
133. If not for my tragic accident.Copy !req
134. The story is too horrible
for words, so don't ask me...Copy !req
135. - We-we...
- We're not gonna ask.
We don't really careCopy !req
136. - about that, yeah.
- You can keep that to yourself.Copy !req
137. I'd tell you, but you wouldn't
be able to handle it.Copy !req
138. - You clearly want to tell us,
but we're not here for it.
- We don't want to hear it.Copy !req
139. Listen, I'm moving past this.
Can we sign up for the league?Copy !req
140. - Impossible.
- Why, is it too late to sign up?Copy !req
141. No, you just couldn't afford it.Copy !req
142. - How much is it?
- $35.Copy !req
143. - We got that.
- Well, we got that, yeah.
That's fine.Copy !req
144. Each.Copy !req
145. - Uh, do you mind covering us?
- That's still...Copy !req
146. W-We're good, we're good, yeah.Copy !req
147. Hey, listen, can we play
the Frigid Bitches first?Copy !req
148. Sure, whatever.
I don't give a shit.Copy !req
149. You guys got
chili cheese fries here?Copy !req
150. Franklin, we do have chiliCopy !req
151. and we do have cheese
and we do have fries,Copy !req
152. but combining them
is strictly prohibited.Copy !req
153. - Why?
- The story is too terrible
to tell.Copy !req
154. - Oh, for Christ's sake.
Nobody cares.
- Oh, Christ's sake.Copy !req
155. - Sign us up for the league.
- We won't combine the fries.Copy !req
156. Make sure we're playing
the Frigid Bitches.Copy !req
157. Yeah, give us some shoes.
W-What size shoe...Copy !req
158. - All right, how you doing?
- We'll get the shoes.Copy !req
159. Three, two, one and smile.Copy !req
160. - Great.Copy !req
161. - Okay.
- Let me check that picture.Copy !req
162. - How's my ass look?
- Okay.Copy !req
163. - That looks pretty good.Copy !req
164. Oh, it looks huge. Sick.Copy !req
165. Can we take another? I wasn't
sufficiently in character.Copy !req
166. - In character?
- Yes, character.Copy !req
167. I'm researching
a character I'm playingCopy !req
168. named Donna Brunswick of
the Brunswick Bowling Dynasty.Copy !req
169. Oh, goddamn. You guys are not
taking this seriously.Copy !req
170. Okay? Let's cut the BS.Copy !req
171. As your leader,
I demand we cut the BS.Copy !req
172. Now let's talk order.Copy !req
173. I'm thinking Snail, Artemis,Copy !req
174. - Waitress, best for last.
- Okay,
I'm just gonna remind youCopy !req
175. that you're not the leader
and you can't be the leaderCopy !req
176. 'cause you don't even know
everyone's names.Copy !req
177. Mm, can you switch mine
to "Donna"?Copy !req
178. - No.
- Well, well, well.
Looks likeCopy !req
179. the Frigid Bitches are going up
against the Hanging Monster DongCopy !req
180. Lucky Strike
Chili Cheese Fryers.Copy !req
181. Is that your name?
That's really stupid.Copy !req
182. - It's too many ideas, man.
- I told you it was stupid.Copy !req
183. I-I knew they were gonna
make fun of usCopy !req
184. - and they did make fun of us.
- Yeah, 'cause it's stupid.Copy !req
185. You know what?
Uh, but it doesn't matter,Copy !req
186. 'cause you guys are dead meat.Copy !req
187. Hey, did Dee happen
to tell you the historyCopy !req
188. of her experience with bowling?Copy !req
189. - No.
- You should tell them,
you should tell them.Copy !req
190. - You tell them, you tell them.
- Tell them, tell them.
- I-I was about to.Copy !req
191. - I don't know.
- Oh, you were?
- I was about to. Yes.Copy !req
192. - Are we doing
the laugh?
- He's gonna tell you.Copy !req
193. - Are we doing laughs?
- Yeah, uh, no.
I'll just tell it.Copy !req
194. - He's gonna tell you.
- Okay, well, when she was a kid,Copy !req
195. she was, well,
she was pretty decent.Copy !req
196. And I got to say, she worked
really, really hard at it.Copy !req
197. So, she eventually became
the captain of the girls' team.Copy !req
198. Can you believe that?Copy !req
199. Now, I'm no fan
of women's sports.Copy !req
200. - Who is?
- Yeah, they're not very popular.
- Nobody is.Copy !req
201. Nobody watches—
Especially women.Copy !req
202. Women don't even like
women's sports.Copy !req
203. So I wouldn't have it.Copy !req
204. And to prove
that Dee's female mindCopy !req
205. was mentally weak,Copy !req
206. I started to go watch her,Copy !req
207. and I would say, "gutter ball"Copy !req
208. right before she rolled it,
and wouldn't you know it,Copy !req
209. every time I said it,Copy !req
210. she'd roll a gutter ball.Copy !req
211. Since then,Copy !req
212. if I even so much as
look at Dee when she bowls,Copy !req
213. she can't knock down
a single pin.Copy !req
214. Not even one.Copy !req
215. Well, that's
a bit of an exaggeration.Copy !req
216. Anyway, good luck out there.Copy !req
217. - Mm.
- Ladies.Copy !req
218. - Gentlemen.Copy !req
219. - That was so good.
- That was really good.Copy !req
220. That was really good, Dennis.Copy !req
221. All right, I'm looking at
their lineup and I'm wonderingCopy !req
222. who should lead us off
against Snail.Copy !req
223. I'll start. It'll be goodCopy !req
224. to show our power and dominance,
you know,Copy !req
225. - for intimidation.
- Uh, Frank?Copy !req
226. You should go against Artemis.
She's next.Copy !req
227. Okay? And-and you should
go up after that, 'cause it'sCopy !req
228. The Waitress, and you're
gonna irritate the shitCopy !req
229. - out of her and that-that's
a good thing, okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
230. Oh, shit.Copy !req
231. - What?
- Uh...Copy !req
232. Some kid's having, like,
a birthday party in the arcadeCopy !req
233. - or something.
- Okay. So what?Copy !req
234. - It looks fun.
- Charlie, do not be that guyCopy !req
235. that everyone's looking for
when it's their turn.Copy !req
236. - Oh, yeah. Yeah.
- That shit drives me crazy.Copy !req
237. - Please don't be that guy.
- Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
238. Okay, I'll go last against Dee
because it's gonna beCopy !req
239. - a lot of fun getting
in her head, so...Copy !req
240. It's gonna really mess her up.
It's gonna be awesome.Copy !req
241. All right. Hands in, boys.
Say it on three.Copy !req
242. - Hanging Monster Ch...
- Now I'm forgetting it.Copy !req
243. - Chili Cheese Fryers!Copy !req
244. - Cheese fries. Yeah.
- Oh, now I should go...Copy !req
245. - Let's do it, bud.Copy !req
246. Let's go, man.Copy !req
247. Stride, stride, stride, execute.Copy !req
248. - Okay, not bad, not bad, Mac.
- Not bad.Copy !req
249. Not bad, dude.Copy !req
250. Come on, Snail.Copy !req
251. What the...Copy !req
252. What? What?Copy !req
253. Okay,Copy !req
254. why are you so happy right now?Copy !req
255. Gail. What the hell was that?Copy !req
256. - Ooh, my cooter's
on fire for Mac.
- Ew.Copy !req
257. I want to have his baby.Copy !req
258. Your cooter is most likely
on fire from a yeast infection.Copy !req
259. Go in the bathroom, rinse it out
and be better next time.Copy !req
260. Dennis, cover me. Cover me.Copy !req
261. Ryan's eyeballing me
and I'm trying to mix these.Copy !req
262. - I can't do that right now.
- What? Just go, go...Copy !req
263. - No, I got...
- Go stand over here.Copy !req
264. I got Liam over here
eyeballing me.Copy !req
265. I mean, I...Copy !req
266. I think he is. Little hard
to tell with the eyepatch.Copy !req
267. Ah. Anyway, it's your,
it's your roll, man.Copy !req
268. - Go, go, go. Go, yeah.
- Oh. I'm up?Copy !req
269. - Yes, you're up.
- Up.Copy !req
270. - Artemis.
- Frank.Copy !req
271. How about we, uh,
test out the back seatCopy !req
272. of my LeBaron after the roll?Copy !req
273. Everybody stop trying
to have sex with each other.Copy !req
274. Hey, you know,
another reason whyCopy !req
275. men and women
can't compete, Dee.Copy !req
276. It's too sexually charged.Copy !req
277. Come on.Copy !req
278. - All right.
- Donna Brunswick...Copy !req
279. Strike.Copy !req
280. - Oh!
- Hey!Copy !req
281. Nice.Copy !req
282. - Artemis, you can bowl?
- No.Copy !req
283. My character can.
Me, I can't bowl for shit.Copy !req
284. Oh.Copy !req
285. Oh, my God.Copy !req
286. It's not gonna make it.Copy !req
287. Strike.Copy !req
288. - Oh, ho.
- Oh.Copy !req
289. All right, Frank.Copy !req
290. Good job, Frank.Copy !req
291. - All right, Frank.
- What? Oh, bullshit.Copy !req
292. No, come on, that doesn't count.Copy !req
293. Uh, no, the computer counted it,
so it counts.Copy !req
294. - That counts.
- Hey, Artemis, let's mush.Copy !req
295. What? No. No. You're not gonna
miss your turn, okay?Copy !req
296. If you must mush, mush later.Copy !req
297. A quickie.Copy !req
298. - Quickie it is.
- What?Copy !req
299. My character is also
a giant whore, which is whatCopy !req
300. attracted me to the role
in the first place, so...Copy !req
301. - No. No, no.
- Come on,
you can't go now.Copy !req
302. Well, mush fast!Copy !req
303. - Come on.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
304. I'm going, I'm going. Oh!Copy !req
305. Hey, Tyrone,
do not take my spot!Copy !req
306. Do not take my spot
at the air hockey table.Copy !req
307. - Charlie, shut up.
- You should see the party
they got going there.Copy !req
308. - It's great.
They got one of those...
- I don't care.Copy !req
309. punching machines
that rates how, like,Copy !req
310. - how much power
you have in your punch.
- I don't care.Copy !req
311. - Shut up, I'm trying to focus.
- It's totally crazy.Copy !req
312. By the way,
your hair looks great.Copy !req
313. Charlie, shut up,
I'm trying to focus.Copy !req
314. - Did you, like,
change your hair or something?
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
315. Elbow in,
slight bend in the knee,Copy !req
316. - and...
- What the...Copy !req
317. - Oh...Copy !req
318. - God!
- Tyrone!Copy !req
319. All right. I'm coming!Copy !req
320. - Charlie, Charlie,
where you going?
- Where you going?Copy !req
321. - Put the cake down...
- I'll be back.Copy !req
322. - Dee, you want to go first?
- Don't... Stop it.Copy !req
323. - I know what you're doing.
- I'm not gonna say anything.Copy !req
324. I swear to God.
Please, I insist.Copy !req
325. I'm not.Copy !req
326. - Fine.
- All right. Come on, Dee.Copy !req
327. Gutter ball.Copy !req
328. You-you dick.Copy !req
329. - Sorry. I'm sorry.
- That's not funny.Copy !req
330. I couldn't resist.
It's... Sorry.Copy !req
331. Strike.Copy !req
332. Don't say it again.Copy !req
333. - Okay? Just leave me alone.
- I'm not. I just... I'm not.Copy !req
334. Gutter ball.Copy !req
335. You goddamned son of a bitch!Copy !req
336. How are you gonna talk to me
about formCopy !req
337. - after you bowl like that?
- Get off my back,
you frigid bitch.Copy !req
338. I knew inviting you
was a bad idea.Copy !req
339. Well, then, don't invite me.
Then don't invite me next time.Copy !req
340. - I didn't invite...Copy !req
341. Oh, isn't this fun?Copy !req
342. Yeah. Yet another reason why
women can't compete with men.Copy !req
343. Besides your
physical limitations,Copy !req
344. if given the opportunity
to either work togetherCopy !req
345. as a team
or tear each other apart,Copy !req
346. you will always choose
the latter.Copy !req
347. Because women areCopy !req
348. devious a-and destructiveCopy !req
349. and will always default
to using their insidious venomCopy !req
350. on the most sought-after
victim of all...Copy !req
351. each other.Copy !req
352. Okay, Dennis is right.
Just hear me out.Copy !req
353. If we want to win,
we can't compete like men,Copy !req
354. but what we can do
is use those skillsCopy !req
355. of mental manipulation
against them.Copy !req
356. Do you want to know why?Copy !req
357. Why?Copy !req
358. Because... they're stupid.Copy !req
359. Hey, Mac, how come
you throw the ball so straight?Copy !req
360. I throw the ball straight
because, as a man,Copy !req
361. dominance is my sporting style.Copy !req
362. Uh, I heard it's 'cause
you have no finesse.Copy !req
363. - You don't know
how to spin the ball.
- What?Copy !req
364. - Yeah.
- I have finesse.
I could spin the ball.Copy !req
365. - You want to see me?
- Yeah.Copy !req
366. - Yeah...
- Hey, uh, Mac? Mac?Copy !req
367. Can I talk to you for a second?Copy !req
368. Yeah.Copy !req
369. Do not try and spin the ball.Copy !req
370. She said that I can't spin,
and I can spin.Copy !req
371. - You— Do not try it.
- But Dennis, she said
I have no finesse,Copy !req
372. - and you know
that I have finesse.
- Don't-don't do it.Copy !req
373. - Don't do it.
Just play your game.
- Can I just spin one?Copy !req
374. - I don't care...
- Let me spin one.Copy !req
375. You don't need to spin it.Copy !req
376. You just play your game
and we're gonna win.Copy !req
377. Okay? Do not spin it.Copy !req
378. Do not do it.Copy !req
379. Okay, fine.Copy !req
380. I won't, I won't spin it.Copy !req
381. I won't.Copy !req
382. Stride, stride, stride, spin!Copy !req
383. Oh, goddamn it!Copy !req
384. - Gutter ball.
- Uh-oh.Copy !req
385. - I'm gonna try it again.
- I'm coming,
I'm coming.Copy !req
386. Wait, I'm coming, I'm coming.Copy !req
387. Hey, Tyrone, double or nothing!Copy !req
388. 'Cause there's no way
you're beating meCopy !req
389. two out of three, dude!Copy !req
390. - Hey, Charlie? Excuse me.Copy !req
391. Can I, can I ask your advice
on something?Copy !req
392. - Yeah.
- Well, you're just such
a good natural bowler...Copy !req
393. - Yeah.
- ... and I'm having a hard time,
so I was wondering,Copy !req
394. where are you putting your elbowCopy !req
395. - when you're rolling?
- My elbow?Copy !req
396. Yeah, before you throw the ball,
where is your elbow going?Copy !req
397. You-you want me to show you
where my elbow goes?Copy !req
398. - Yeah.
- Oh, I'm...Copy !req
399. - My-my elbow's like...
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
400. That looks good.Copy !req
401. Oh.Copy !req
402. Gutter ball.Copy !req
403. Uh...Copy !req
404. Holy shit. It's working.Copy !req
405. - There we go.
- Okay.Copy !req
406. Okay. It's okay.Copy !req
407. Damn it!Copy !req
408. - Just walk.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
409. Stride, stride, stride, spin!
Come on!Copy !req
410. - Gutter ball.
- S-Stop it.Copy !req
411. Gutter ball.Copy !req
412. - Gutter ball.Copy !req
413. - Gutter ball.
- Come on.Copy !req
414. - Gutter ball.Copy !req
415. - Gutter ball.Copy !req
416. You want one?Copy !req
417. Wh— Hey!Copy !req
418. - What happened?Copy !req
419. What the hell happened?Copy !req
420. In the third act of my play,
Donna rolls a gutter ballCopy !req
421. in the big match
against her rival high school.Copy !req
422. - Are you serious?
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
423. Can you knock it off
with the play, please?Copy !req
424. Ah, well, well,
you done good, ladies.Copy !req
425. Your little mind games—
they got you pretty far,Copy !req
426. but unfortunately...Copy !req
427. still 11 points shy
in the final frame.Copy !req
428. Now, technically,
I could pick up this spareCopy !req
429. and push the lead
even further, and I...Copy !req
430. think we all know Dee's about
to roll two gutter balls.Copy !req
431. So I'll tell you what.
Dee, if you would like,Copy !req
432. uh, you could just quit nowCopy !req
433. and you could all admit
that you're inferiorCopy !req
434. in every single way,Copy !req
435. and we could just call it
a night.Copy !req
436. Okay, you know what, dick?Copy !req
437. I don't like your sister.
She's a terrible person.Copy !req
438. - She's a bitch and she's uglyCopy !req
439. and I didn't want her
on the team.Copy !req
440. And she's gross.Copy !req
441. Sure, and she's gross.Copy !req
442. But you know what?
You're even worse.Copy !req
443. And I am not gonna sit hereCopy !req
444. and let you just shit on her
all night long.Copy !req
445. You think
you're physically superior?Copy !req
446. - Yeah.
- Then I challenge you
to a test of strength.Copy !req
447. - Come on.Copy !req
448. This isn't fair.Copy !req
449. Oh. Is it not fair?Copy !req
450. Okay, well, if you're scared,
we don't have to do it.Copy !req
451. Okay, well, listen,
if you insist, that's fine.Copy !req
452. - I do. Okay.
- Let's do it. Yeah.Copy !req
453. Ladies first.Copy !req
454. - All right, let's do it.
- Oh, thank you.Copy !req
455. Go, Waitress, go.Copy !req
456. - Let's go.
- Give it all you got.Copy !req
457. - Oh!Copy !req
458. Shit.Copy !req
459. - Didn't know you could kick it.
- Oh, yeah, you could kick it.Copy !req
460. - And that's fine. Okay.
- Yeah, yeah, okay. Do it.Copy !req
461. Show them what you got, Dennis.
Come on.Copy !req
462. Let's go, buddy.Copy !req
463. I summon the very fact
that I am a man!Copy !req
464. - Aah! Aah...Copy !req
465. I have defeated you.Copy !req
466. And of course I have.Copy !req
467. I've been blessed
with the genetic gifts to do so.Copy !req
468. I've broken
every single bone in my hand.Copy !req
469. I cannot bowl.Copy !req
470. - What?
- Really?
- L-Listen to me.Copy !req
471. There's nothing solid
left in there.Copy !req
472. It's just bloody soup
and bone broth.Copy !req
473. All right?
Now, I need to scream.Copy !req
474. And I need you to find me
somewhere to screamCopy !req
475. so I don't have to do it here.Copy !req
476. No, wait a minute.Copy !req
477. I'm going to scream here,
and now,Copy !req
478. 'cause I can't hold it in,
so here we go.Copy !req
479. Ryan, I need you to bowl for me.Copy !req
480. I'll never bowl again.Copy !req
481. - Come on, man.
- Why not? What's the big deal?Copy !req
482. The story's
too horrible to tell.Copy !req
483. - Oh, with this stuff.
- For fuck's sake,
just spit it out.Copy !req
484. Yeah, you clearly want
to tell it, man.Copy !req
485. Fine.Copy !req
486. - But brace yourself.Copy !req
487. There I was,Copy !req
488. practicing for
the state semifinals.Copy !req
489. I was on my way
to a perfect game.Copy !req
490. I was enjoying
some chili cheese fries.Copy !req
491. They were delicious,
and I offered some to Ryan.Copy !req
492. I accepted, but not realizingCopy !req
493. my other hand was
in the ball return lane.Copy !req
494. I never should have allowed
myself such indulgences,Copy !req
495. because little did I know,Copy !req
496. my ball was returning.Copy !req
497. It pinched it really bad.Copy !req
498. I had a nasty bruise for a week.Copy !req
499. - That's it?
- That's why you won't bowl?Copy !req
500. - You pinched your finger?
- You pinched your fingerCopy !req
501. - and you won't bowl?
- Big deal, man.Copy !req
502. I'll bowl for you... Dennis.Copy !req
503. - Okay, fine.
- Okay.
- Wait, what's happening?Copy !req
504. What-what are you saying? What?Copy !req
505. - Hmm?
- Well, he...Copy !req
506. - Nothing.
- What?Copy !req
507. - N-Nothing.
- What's going on?Copy !req
508. Liam's gonna bowl for meCopy !req
509. because I hurt my hand
a little bit.Copy !req
510. O-Ow!Copy !req
511. Ow, I just,
I just twisted my ankle.Copy !req
512. - No.
- Yeah, and I need Ryan,Copy !req
513. I need Ryan to bowl for me.Copy !req
514. - No way. No way.
- My ankle is hurt,Copy !req
515. and I need Ryan to bowl for me.Copy !req
516. - That...
- That is bullshit.Copy !req
517. This is incredibly weird.Copy !req
518. Ryan!Copy !req
519. Brother!
Brother, what have I done?Copy !req
520. No!Copy !req
521. What the...Copy !req
522. Well, well, well, Dee,
it looks likeCopy !req
523. you're gonna have
to roll after all.Copy !req
524. Fine. No problem.Copy !req
525. Gonna make my team proud.Copy !req
526. Oh, well, maybe you will.Copy !req
527. Or maybe...Copy !req
528. you'll roll a gutter ball.Copy !req
529. One pin. That's all.Copy !req
530. You can do this.Copy !req
531. - Gutter ball.
- No. No.Copy !req
532. Just don't think "gutter ball,"
that's all.Copy !req
533. Oh, hi, Dee.Copy !req
534. I'm in here, too.Copy !req
535. Gutter ball.Copy !req
536. - Gutter ball. Gutter ball.
- Gutter ball. Gutter ball.Copy !req
537. You goddamned son of a—Copy !req
538. bitch!Copy !req
539. Gutter ball.Copy !req
540. - Oh.
- No, no...Copy !req
541. - No, no, no...
- No, no...Copy !req
542. No, no, no, no...Copy !req
543. I did it! In your faces.Copy !req
544. Ha... Uh... What's going on?Copy !req
545. - Where'd everybody go?
- Frank's having a threesomeCopy !req
546. in the bathroom
with Gail and Artemis,Copy !req
547. and, um, yeah, I think the guys
went to the Sixers game.Copy !req
548. What?Copy !req
549. Oh, goddamn it.Copy !req
550. Well, why aren't you
celebrating?Copy !req
551. Um...Copy !req
552. yeah, honestly?Copy !req
553. I don't give a shit
about women's sports.Copy !req
554. Well...Copy !req