1. Did you ever see
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?Copy !req
2. No.Copy !req
3. The cartoon was excellent,
and the moviesCopy !req
4. were even, like,
more well-refined.Copy !req
5. Look at the price
of these suckers.Copy !req
6. No.
Never saw it?Copy !req
7. What are you guys looking at?Copy !req
8. Oh, uh, new couches.
We got rid of the old one,Copy !req
9. - but the prices are insane.
- Yeah, it's nuts, man.Copy !req
10. I think we should just rent like
we did the last time, you know?Copy !req
11. Wait, you rented your sofa?Copy !req
12. Yeah, I mean, all we did
was pay the interest.Copy !req
13. How much was the interest?Copy !req
14. Oh, it was nothing.
It was like 25 bucksCopy !req
15. - a week.
- Yeah.
- How long did you have it?Copy !req
16. - 15 years, bro.
- About 15 years, yeah.Copy !req
17. You spent close to $20,000
on a couch you never owned.Copy !req
18. - $20,000...
- No.Copy !req
19. - Where are you getting
that from?
- No.Copy !req
20. 52 weeks a year, $25 a week.Copy !req
21. 15 years.Copy !req
22. $19,500.Copy !req
23. That seems high.Copy !req
24. That's pretty
bad business, fellas.Copy !req
25. I don't understand why prices
are so high right now.Copy !req
26. - Inflation.
- Yeah.Copy !req
27. - Right, yeah.
- Oh, well, right.Copy !req
28. - Inflation, yeah.
- I mean, because of
the inflation.Copy !req
29. You guys do understand
what inflation is, right?Copy !req
30. Inflation?
Yeah, yes, absolutely.Copy !req
31. - Yeah.
- Yeah. For the sake
of argument...Copy !req
32. - Yeah.
- ... pretend we don't.Copy !req
33. Inflation is when the price
of goods and services go up.Copy !req
34. Whoop.Copy !req
35. - Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
36. Eh?Copy !req
37. Frank, oh, thank God.Copy !req
38. Hey, I'm being evicted.
The-the landlord,Copy !req
39. he jacked up my rent
and I can't pay.Copy !req
40. Now, listen, I have glued
my hand to the door,Copy !req
41. so they can't
physically remove me...Copy !req
42. Just a second, Deandra.Copy !req
43. See, inflation happens whenCopy !req
44. there's more demand
than there is supply.Copy !req
45. - Yes.
Frank, I don't think
they're get...Copy !req
46. You want me to, you want meCopy !req
47. - to walk 'em through it?
- Charlie.Copy !req
48. Yeah, you shut up, Charlie.
You don't understand any of it.Copy !req
49. That's not true. Dude, I've
learned a lot about businessCopy !req
50. living with Frank.
You know, I know stuff.Copy !req
51. Also, speaking of,
I got an investment ideaCopy !req
52. - that I'd love
to pitch you guys if I...Copy !req
53. Paddy's.Copy !req
54. Do not hang up on...Copy !req
55. Charlie, we don't want to
hear it. Frank, keep going.Copy !req
56. Well, you see, the government
tries to curb inflationCopy !req
57. by raising interest rates,Copy !req
58. so that people borrow less
and spend less.Copy !req
59. Okay, so if prices are
going up, can we get a raise?Copy !req
60. - No, well, you see,Copy !req
61. if I raise your wages,Copy !req
62. - then you'd have more money.
- Yeah.Copy !req
63. And that, in this case,
is not good.Copy !req
64. No.Copy !req
65. You know, it would
increase inflation.Copy !req
66. - Yeah?
- And we don't want thatCopy !req
67. - to increase, right?
- No.Copy !req
68. So maybe what we wouldCopy !req
69. need to do is lower
our wages. I get it.Copy !req
70. But that would
cause a recession.Copy !req
71. Yeah.Copy !req
72. Which could lead
to a depression.Copy !req
73. - So you can't.
- You can't do that.Copy !req
74. Which we can't,
of course...Copy !req
75. Yeah.
- ... take a pay cut.Copy !req
76. - Right.
- Or a raise.Copy !req
77. - Mm-mm, mm-mm.
- Mm-mm, no.Copy !req
78. That's money talk.Copy !req
79. Yeah, that's money
talk right there.Copy !req
80. Basically, it boils down
to your nut, right?Copy !req
81. Like, how much, like, nut do
you go through a month, right?Copy !req
82. - Are you storing up your nut or
are you just blowing through it?
- Exactly.Copy !req
83. - Like, okay, um, how much nutCopy !req
84. do you guys blow through
in a month?Copy !req
85. - A ton.
- I don't want to talk
to you about...Copy !req
86. Yeah, I figured you were, man.Copy !req
87. Yeah.
- So, you got, you got to try toCopy !req
88. hang on to some of that nut.
Otherwise it's all gone.Copy !req
89. But that's the screwy
thing about it.Copy !req
90. - Money isn't as valuable
as it always was...Copy !req
91. And money's not
as valuable, right?Copy !req
92. How can the value
of money be different?Copy !req
93. Money is money.Copy !req
94. - No, a buck is not worth a buck.
- No, no.Copy !req
95. - No, no, it's worth
25 cents right now.
- There, yeah.Copy !req
96. - A dollar is worth 25 cents?
- Yeah.Copy !req
97. Yeah, but I'll give you
50 cents for a buck.Copy !req
98. Hey.Copy !req
99. Uh, I think that sounds
like a good deal.Copy !req
100. - Yeah?Copy !req
101. Huh?Copy !req
102. Frank, you got to wire me money!Copy !req
103. They, they're unscrewing my...Copy !req
104. Okay, you know what?
I only have a ten.Copy !req
105. I'll give you a five.Copy !req
106. That's money talk.Copy !req
107. - Let's go.
- Nice, nice, yeah.Copy !req
108. - Deal.
- Deal.Copy !req
109. Uh, Mac, you know, I'm-I'm
crunching the numbers overCopy !req
110. and I'm-I'm getting a little
concerned about our nut.Copy !req
111. How much money are you spendingCopy !req
112. on these Dwayne Johnson
energy drinks?Copy !req
113. Quite a bit.
I basically live on them now.Copy !req
114. Maybe you could
cut back a little bit.Copy !req
115. I mean, you don't
have to buy everythingCopy !req
116. The Rock tries
to sell you, you know.Copy !req
117. Interesting. What am
I looking at here?Copy !req
118. Come. Have a seat.Copy !req
119. - Oh.
- Oh, shit.Copy !req
120. - An inflatable couch?
- Yeah.Copy !req
121. It was super cheap, dude.Copy !req
122. Now, this is just
a temporary optionCopy !req
123. until we make enough nutCopy !req
124. for us to afford
an actual couch.Copy !req
125. - Right.
- But it will
lower our monthly nutCopy !req
126. because we're not
renting this bad boy.Copy !req
127. Dennis, we own it.Copy !req
128. - Oh.
- And speaking of nuts,Copy !req
129. I also purchased these.Copy !req
130. Okay, went, went real literal
with it, didn't you?Copy !req
131. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
132. - Fancy Nuts.
- These are very fancy.Copy !req
133. - Are they? Three dollars?
- Yeah, yeah,
only-only three dollars.Copy !req
134. Now, we could live on
these bad boys for weeks.Copy !req
135. Mm-hmm. Well, listen,Copy !req
136. I don't really have any interestCopy !req
137. in your, uh, bulk tinCopy !req
138. of low-end economy nuts,Copy !req
139. but I am finding this couch ideaCopy !req
140. to be pretty interesting,Copy !req
141. and it's giving me another ideaCopy !req
142. of how we could possiblyCopy !req
143. "inflate" things
a little further.Copy !req
144. Oh, well, you can't
inflate this any furtherCopy !req
145. 'cause it'll pop.Copy !req
146. Just a figure of speech.Copy !req
147. No, trust me, I-I tried.Copy !req
148. I-I already popped two
of them earlier today.Copy !req
149. - Did you?
- Yeah.Copy !req
150. - Okay.
- I just kept blowing
and blowing and blowing,Copy !req
151. and just... boom.Copy !req
152. Okay, all right,
well, that's okay.Copy !req
153. You really shouldn't,
it's dangerous.Copy !req
154. - I understand
what you're saying.
- Okay.Copy !req
155. I'm serious, Dennis.
Don't blow this up...Copy !req
156. I'm not going to do it.Copy !req
157. I get what you're saying.
It's very clear.Copy !req
158. Okay.Copy !req
159. Charlie.Copy !req
160. Check this out, a new lamp.Copy !req
161. - It looks like an old lamp,
but listen...Copy !req
162. - It's a new lamp.
- What's with the lamps, man?Copy !req
163. You keep coming back
with all this junk.Copy !req
164. - That's like the fifth lamp
you've brought back.
- Don't worry about it.Copy !req
165. - Where you want to put it?
- I don't know, stick it inCopy !req
166. the storage closet or something.Copy !req
167. - Like...
- Oh, storage, yeah.Copy !req
168. Frank, can I talk
to you a secondCopy !req
169. about this
investment idea I got?Copy !req
170. - Like, 'cause this is...
- Oh, whoa.Copy !req
171. Ah, this...
this place is packed.Copy !req
172. Right, yeah. Don't make a mess.
Like, listen, Frank,Copy !req
173. this could be, like, huge, man,Copy !req
174. because I've been
tracking this thing.Copy !req
175. It's this, like, like, Internet
money kind of situation, right?Copy !req
176. Wha-What, crypto?
I'm not into crypto.Copy !req
177. Well, it'd be a lot less crypticCopy !req
178. if I could show you the video.
There's a video...Copy !req
179. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait. What-What's this?Copy !req
180. Is that a toilet?Copy !req
181. Uh... yeah.Copy !req
182. You mean to tell me we've been
living here all this time,Copy !req
183. and you never told me
we had a bathroom?Copy !req
184. It's really, like, noisy.Copy !req
185. It runs all the time.
It's not a good one.Copy !req
186. We piss in cans, Charlie.Copy !req
187. You can always go
number two down the hall,Copy !req
188. and, like, it's a good system.Copy !req
189. What else are you
hiding from me?Copy !req
190. Nothing, Frank.Copy !req
191. I'm trying to talk
to you about business.Copy !req
192. What's behind that door?Copy !req
193. That's the neighbor's door.
That's why it's all...Copy !req
194. - Hold this. Hold this lamp.
- Stop, Frank.Copy !req
195. Listen, man,
I don't want to have to beCopy !req
196. constantly cleaning
toilets... Aw, shit.Copy !req
197. - Holy shit.
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
198. What the fuck is this?Copy !req
199. - Yeah, okay.
- Is this a bedroom?Copy !req
200. Um, I mean...Copy !req
201. Charlie, you mean
we've been livingCopy !req
202. in a two-bedroom
with a bathroom,Copy !req
203. and you never
said anything about it?Copy !req
204. Look, all right, look, I wasn't
trying to be crypto about it,Copy !req
205. it's just, like, Frank,
I just never likedCopy !req
206. sleeping in a room with
an empty room behind me.Copy !req
207. You got to understand that,
right? It's creepy.Copy !req
208. You're supposed
to sleep in here.Copy !req
209. - Yeah, but I just... I n...Copy !req
210. Great, now someone's
at the door.Copy !req
211. I'm gonna have to walk
a mile to get it.Copy !req
212. This is why you don't want
all this space, Frank.Copy !req
213. - Yes, I'm coming, I'm coming.Copy !req
214. All right. Jesus.Copy !req
215. I need a place to stay.
Let me talk to Frank.Copy !req
216. - What's on your hand?
- It's a piece of a door.Copy !req
217. - Move past it. Frank!
- He can't hear you,Copy !req
218. he's in the other room, okay?Copy !req
219. What? What other room?Copy !req
220. Frank! Dee's here!Copy !req
221. I mean, I'm gonna have
to get, like, an intercomCopy !req
222. on the wall or something.Copy !req
223. - It's just totally nuts.
- What? What is
going on over here?Copy !req
224. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just...Copy !req
225. - Holy shit, Charlie.
- Yeah.Copy !req
226. This is tits. Why don't
you use this room?Copy !req
227. I like to keep my life simple.Copy !req
228. I don't want to live
in a maze, you know?Copy !req
229. No. I don't know.
Can I sleep in here?Copy !req
230. Absolutely not.
Don't think about that.Copy !req
231. - Someone's at the door again.Copy !req
232. Okay? I'm gonna
have to walk another mile.Copy !req
233. This is crazy. I mean,
I'm gonna have to get a butler.Copy !req
234. I'm coming, hang on.Copy !req
235. - What?
- Where's Frank?Copy !req
236. - Why?
- We don't have to
tell you our business.Copy !req
237. Fine, whatever.
He's in the other room.Copy !req
238. What other room?Copy !req
239. The other room over there, man.Copy !req
240. That's where he is.Copy !req
241. You have another room here?Copy !req
242. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I got another room.Copy !req
243. - What the hell, dude?
What's going on?Copy !req
244. I mean, we're gonna
blow our shoes outCopy !req
245. with all this walking, man.Copy !req
246. Holy shit.Copy !req
247. - What the hell?
- I mean, Charlie,Copy !req
248. have you always had this?Copy !req
249. Yeah, it's not a big deal.Copy !req
250. How is this not a big deal?Copy !req
251. Wait, so you truly
have no reasonCopy !req
252. to be sleeping with Frank.Copy !req
253. Move past it, dude.
Move past it, man.Copy !req
254. I will move past itCopy !req
255. because I really, ultimately,
don't give a shit.Copy !req
256. Frank, listen,Copy !req
257. we have an incredible
business opportunityCopy !req
258. we want to talk to you about.Copy !req
259. All right, well,
let's talk turkey.Copy !req
260. What, you're gonna listen
to their idea over mine, dude?Copy !req
261. L-Look, the two of you,
get out of here.Copy !req
262. I need the office. Get out.Copy !req
263. Oh, now it's an office?
It's an office now?Copy !req
264. Oh, that's great. I mean,
are we even zoned for that?Copy !req
265. - I'll come back tonight.Copy !req
266. - Yeah, so, uh,
what do you think, Frank?Copy !req
267. Good, good. It's got
a nice squeak to it.Copy !req
268. Yeah, it does have a nice
squeak to it, doesn't it?Copy !req
269. Hey, uh, Mac, you almost done
with that one over there, bud?Copy !req
270. Yeah, just finishing up.
And I amCopy !req
271. good.Copy !req
272. That's a lot of blowing.Copy !req
273. Now, Frank,Copy !req
274. would you like
to start this meeting offCopy !req
275. with a Fancy Nut?Copy !req
276. What happened to your lips?Copy !req
277. Huh?Copy !req
278. What happened to your lips?Copy !req
279. Oh, this must...
must be from the plastic.Copy !req
280. It's, uh, it's probably
from all the blowing.Copy !req
281. - Blowing.Copy !req
282. The— the plastic on theseCopy !req
283. is a little bit irritating.Copy !req
284. It's not the pla...
No, that's not what it is.Copy !req
285. That's not what it is.Copy !req
286. That is rancid.Copy !req
287. Did you g...
Did you get a bad one?Copy !req
288. Well, they're all bad.
Do not eat them.Copy !req
289. Okay? Either of you.Copy !req
290. Now, Frank, as we all know,Copy !req
291. we're living in
a time of inflation.Copy !req
292. But...Copy !req
293. is inflation such a bad thing?Copy !req
294. Or are thingsCopy !req
295. better inflated?Copy !req
296. Take it.Copy !req
297. Take a look at
that lookbook there.Copy !req
298. Turn to the first page,
you'll see, uh...Copy !req
299. Hello.Copy !req
300. Yeah.Copy !req
301. Kim Kardashian's backside,
the early years.Copy !req
302. Now, if you turn
to the next page...Copy !req
303. - Oh.
- Yeah.Copy !req
304. - Ooh. Ooh.
- Yes. Yes.Copy !req
305. As the years have gone by,Copy !req
306. her backside has gotten bigger
and bigger. It's inflated.Copy !req
307. I think what you'll findCopy !req
308. most interesting is that
the Kardashians' net worthCopy !req
309. has inflated in direct
proportion to their booties.Copy !req
310. What did he say?Copy !req
311. I'm saying that
the Kardashians'...Copy !req
312. - No, no, Mac, Mac, please.
- ... backsides...Copy !req
313. Just let me.Copy !req
314. Let me, okay? Okay, uh, Frank,Copy !req
315. we would like for you to, um,Copy !req
316. inject some capital into
our inflatable furniture...Copy !req
317. I'm in. Yeah.Copy !req
318. You're in?
- Yeah.Copy !req
319. You... Oh, really?Copy !req
320. You-you don't need to
hear the whole pitch?Copy !req
321. Nah, I'll give you the money,Copy !req
322. but it's a loan, and you got
to pay me back with interest.Copy !req
323. - Oh, we like interest.
That's great.
- Yeah, no problem.Copy !req
324. And I want to keep the
furniture for the room.Copy !req
325. You want to keep this?
Yeah, sure.Copy !req
326. And I want to
keep the book for...Copy !req
327. other reasons.Copy !req
328. Yeah, we-we-we figuredCopy !req
329. - you'd want to...
- Oh, okay, you're gonna...Copy !req
330. It's crazy. I can be,
like, a good businessman.Copy !req
331. You know, I don't know why
he doesn't take me seriously.Copy !req
332. It's like, do you have
any idea how much timeCopy !req
333. I've spent, like, tracking
and researching the priceCopy !req
334. - of this online currency?
- That's got to be maddening.Copy !req
335. Did you glue your
hand to my door?Copy !req
336. - Yeah, I did.
- Why?Copy !req
337. Well, it's a new form
of protest, Charlie.Copy !req
338. People are doing it
to, you know,Copy !req
339. call attention to injustices
or some shit.Copy !req
340. I don't know.
Either way, I'm locked in.Copy !req
341. Uh, boom.Copy !req
342. Just like that,
we are in business.Copy !req
343. He went with your idea?Copy !req
344. Of course he did, Charlie,Copy !req
345. we are savvy businessmen.Copy !req
346. What's going on with Mac's lips?Copy !req
347. I-I don't know,
they're insane. It's-it's...Copy !req
348. I think a little bit of
the plastic is, uh...Copy !req
349. Probably from all the blowing
he's been doing.Copy !req
350. He's been making
homophobic jokes...Copy !req
351. Not homophobic.Copy !req
352. Uh, FYI,Copy !req
353. Frank, uh, does not
want to be botheredCopy !req
354. in there for
a little bit, you know,Copy !req
355. he's... he's... Well, you know.Copy !req
356. - He's jacking off
into a magazine.
- Right.Copy !req
357. Aw.Copy !req
358. Oh.Copy !req
359. Look, Charlie,
I can tell you're mad.Copy !req
360. Well, it's just like,
I don't get it, man.Copy !req
361. It's like, why do you believe
in Mac and Dennis over me?Copy !req
362. Look, Charlie, I'm not
investing in themCopy !req
363. because I believe in them.Copy !req
364. I'm investing in them
because I don't believe in them.Copy !req
365. They're gonna be paying me money
for the rest of their lives,Copy !req
366. like that stupid couch.Copy !req
367. - Well, then you're just,
like, being a predator.
- Exactly.Copy !req
368. Well, it's not
a compliment, Frank.Copy !req
369. You know what?Copy !req
370. I can't deal with this.Copy !req
371. I'm going to go sleep in
the other bedroom, all right?Copy !req
372. What? And just leave
me here, all alone?Copy !req
373. Yes, yes.Copy !req
374. I'm still here, goddamn it.Copy !req
375. Charlie, can you
please unglue me?Copy !req
376. I got to go to the new bathroom.Copy !req
377. No, Dee, you
did this to yourself.Copy !req
378. I will glue a pillow
to the wall, though.Copy !req
379. - I don't want to be a bad host.
- Oh, yeah?Copy !req
380. You know what, man?
This was a mistake.Copy !req
381. I-I can't sleep.Copy !req
382. Oh, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
383. You're upset and concernedCopy !req
384. that we got rid of
our furniture too soon.Copy !req
385. Nope, that's not it.Copy !req
386. Is it the business plan?Copy !req
387. You're afraid
it's not gonna work?Copy !req
388. That's also not it.Copy !req
389. - Then what?
- It's your goddamn wheezing.Copy !req
390. Am I wheezing?Copy !req
391. Are you wheezing?
You sound insane.Copy !req
392. Are you allergic to those nuts?Copy !req
393. No. It's not the nuts.Copy !req
394. I... It's... I, uh... I think
it's from blowing up those...Copy !req
395. No. Okay, also, I feelCopy !req
396. like I'm sleeping
in a tub of nuts here, man.Copy !req
397. - Can you
stop eating them in bed?Copy !req
398. - It's Charlie! Open up— oh.
- Oh, Charlie's here.Copy !req
399. - Stop eating the nuts.
- It's unlocked.Copy !req
400. You should lock your door.Copy !req
401. Look, I need a place to stay.Copy !req
402. No room.
- What?Copy !req
403. - We don't have...
- He's-he's...Copy !req
404. any room.Copy !req
405. He's saying
we don't have any room.Copy !req
406. But, uh, well, hey, I can,
I can blow up my own bedCopy !req
407. and I can deflate it
in the morning.Copy !req
408. I'll inflate it,
I'll deflate it.Copy !req
409. It'll be like I was never here.Copy !req
410. Plus, I brought my own nuts.Copy !req
411. Are they fancy?Copy !req
412. What? What-what is he saying?Copy !req
413. Are they Fancy Nuts?Copy !req
414. He wants to know
if they're fancy.Copy !req
415. Well, some are, yeah.
It's an assortment.Copy !req
416. Consider it an offering.Copy !req
417. Of war?Copy !req
418. Of peace. What is going
on with you, dude?Copy !req
419. He's allergic to nuts, okay?
I think he's gonna die.Copy !req
420. I'm not allergic to nuts.Copy !req
421. The point is, Charlie,
we can't swing it.Copy !req
422. Well, I have information
about FrankCopy !req
423. that you guys might like
to hear for your business.Copy !req
424. - Fine. Tell us.
Have-have a seat.Copy !req
425. Okay.Copy !req
426. Here's how this works.Copy !req
427. Cut me in on your operation,Copy !req
428. and I'll give you
the information.Copy !req
429. See? I am a pretty good
businessman after all.Copy !req
430. Okay, Charlie, you're just
trying to bribe us,Copy !req
431. and bartering with nuts that you
probably foraged from a tree.Copy !req
432. Mmm, some are from a tree, yes.Copy !req
433. A fancy tree?Copy !req
434. One of the fanciest, Mac.Copy !req
435. Which one?Copy !req
436. You ever have a pine nut?Copy !req
437. - Just give us
the information, please.
Which one is...?Copy !req
438. Fine.Copy !req
439. But first I want you guys
to hear about my business idea.Copy !req
440. No. You can stay here
one night, okay?Copy !req
441. But I don't want to hear
your goddamn business ideaCopy !req
442. 'cause I don't care.
Now tell us the Frank thing.Copy !req
443. Fine.Copy !req
444. Frank only lent
you guys the moneyCopy !req
445. 'cause he thinks
you're gonna fail.Copy !req
446. In fact, he wants you to fail.Copy !req
447. See, he's what you would
call a predatory lender,Copy !req
448. and he's simply taking
advantage of you guys.Copy !req
449. - Son of a bi... Son of...
- Okay, okay.Copy !req
450. - All right, stop-stop talking.
- Son of a bitch.Copy !req
451. - Just stop-stop talking.
I get it.
- Frank.Copy !req
452. This is a classic
inflation-interest play.Copy !req
453. But I'll tell you something,Copy !req
454. Frank's not the only oneCopy !req
455. who can be a predatory lender.Copy !req
456. I say we pivot.Copy !req
457. I say we don't sell people
these inflatables.Copy !req
458. We rent them to them.Copy !req
459. Well... he's hanging on.Copy !req
460. Doesn't sound like it.Copy !req
461. Ow, ow.Copy !req
462. Rise and shine, Dee.Copy !req
463. - What time is it?
- It's 4:00 in the morning.Copy !req
464. We got to go. We got work to do.Copy !req
465. Just grab anything small.Copy !req
466. Lamps are good 'cause
they're easy to run with.Copy !req
467. Hold on a second.
Are we robbing this place?Copy !req
468. - Huh?
- Hey!Copy !req
469. What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
470. You haven't paid your rentCopy !req
471. in three months, you deadbeat.Copy !req
472. You can't come in here
and take my shit.Copy !req
473. Oh, you want it back?
Well, then pay your rent.Copy !req
474. I'm getting my gun.Copy !req
475. Go for it, bitch!
We got bulletproof vests on!Copy !req
476. Oh, no, I don't. I don't
have a bulletproof vest.Copy !req
477. Relax, these guys are always
bluffing. Grab stuff.Copy !req
478. Frank, no. What is happening?
You're a slumlord now?Copy !req
479. Yes, I collect on these guys,Copy !req
480. and if they don't pay,Copy !req
481. I throw 'em out on the street,
like I did you.Copy !req
482. What? You're my landlord?Copy !req
483. Yeah, I got tired of paying
your rent all those years,Copy !req
484. so I bought the building.Copy !req
485. Why did you raise the rent?Copy !req
486. Inflation.
I got to increase my nut.Copy !req
487. - Goddamn it.
- Oh, he's hot.Copy !req
488. Oh, shit.Copy !req
489. Relax, they never shoot.Copy !req
490. Ah, time to go.Copy !req
491. Pay your rent, you deadbeat.Copy !req
492. Dennis, it's, like,Copy !req
493. I feel like we got to weigh
all this stuff down, man.Copy !req
494. Nah, it's fine, it's fine.Copy !req
495. Also, I got to talk to you about
this Internet money, dude,Copy !req
496. because this guy does not know
what he's sitting on, man.Copy !req
497. - He's a chump, dude...
- Charlie, Charlie.Copy !req
498. Stop trying to
talk business, all right?Copy !req
499. - It's just not your
strong suit, all right?
- Yeah, yeah. Okay.Copy !req
500. Oh, here comes a customer.
Here, let me do the talking.Copy !req
501. Hi, sir. Hi, how are you today?Copy !req
502. It's a lovely day, isn't it?Copy !req
503. - A little windy.
- A little breezy, yeah.Copy !req
504. Yeah, a little breezy.
But, uh, anyway,Copy !req
505. are you here
to buy some furniture?Copy !req
506. Yes, I am.Copy !req
507. - Okay, great.
- Good, good.Copy !req
508. Hey, listen, what if I told youCopy !req
509. you could get
your furniture for free?Copy !req
510. Yeah, see, times are
very inflatable right now, okay?Copy !req
511. Yeah, stop, stop.Copy !req
512. Have you ever considered
owning an inflatable couch?Copy !req
513. Oh, yeah, I don't have
a pool, so...Copy !req
514. - A pool?
- Yeah, for the...Copy !req
515. - Oh, no, no, no, I see,
I see the confusion.
- Oh-oh.Copy !req
516. - No, we're talking about
for inside.
- Yeah, inside your house.Copy !req
517. Oh. What?Copy !req
518. - Like, how much do you
currently rent your couch for?
- Yeah.Copy !req
519. I-I don't rent my couch.Copy !req
520. What?Copy !req
521. You pay full price
for your couch?Copy !req
522. That's outrageous.Copy !req
523. Oh, shit.
Oh, no.Copy !req
524. - Goddamn it.
- Yeah.Copy !req
525. I'm telling you, man, you
have got to go to the hospital.Copy !req
526. Oh, and spend the remainder
of our nut on medical bills?Copy !req
527. I don't think so, Dennis.Copy !req
528. I'll simply stop
blowing up the furniture.Copy !req
529. It is not the furniture, Mac.
Okay? It is the nuts.Copy !req
530. Dee, what the hell
are you doing here?Copy !req
531. Guys, I have informationCopy !req
532. that will change
the course of your company,Copy !req
533. and I will tell you what it is
if you let me stay here.Copy !req
534. Yeah, no, Charlie
already tried that shit.Copy !req
535. - I did that move, yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
536. He, he did this.Copy !req
537. Yeah. Uh, Dee, why are you
gluing your hand to the wall?Copy !req
538. - I mean, it's no way
to solve a problem.
Yeah.Copy !req
539. Yeah, guys, please,Copy !req
540. I have a solution to
all of our problems,Copy !req
541. but you got to
let me talk, okay?Copy !req
542. Now, you guys are all
completely over-leveraged,Copy !req
543. and that's the problem,
right? My investment,Copy !req
544. this thing was only, like,
ten dollars a unit,Copy !req
545. then it, like, dropped down
to basically nothing,Copy !req
546. because it's a
speculative market, right?Copy !req
547. I'm making a bet that
the SEC's not gonna regulate.Copy !req
548. Of course, regulation's
gonna come in at some point,Copy !req
549. it always does, but right now
it's completely unregulated.Copy !req
550. Now, I'm not talking about
getting out over our skis,Copy !req
551. I'm just talking about making
an investment tonight,Copy !req
552. turn it around tomorrow—
we'll net double.Copy !req
553. Holy shit.Copy !req
554. That's money talk.
Yeah.Copy !req
555. - That's money talk.
- Where did you learn
to talk like that?Copy !req
556. Living with Frank, man.
I've been trying to tell youCopy !req
557. that I'm picking up
on this stuff. So, look, guys,Copy !req
558. let's pool all of
our remaining nut togetherCopy !req
559. and turn it into
a big pile of green,Copy !req
560. and then everybody gets a taste.Copy !req
561. Okay,
I didn't love
the sound of that, but, uh...Copy !req
562. Was it unclear?
I was talking about, like,Copy !req
563. a huge pile of green, like,
and everyone is, like...Copy !req
564. - Money talk?
- ... slurping that shit down.Copy !req
565. Let's do it.Copy !req
566. - Bam.
Oh, wow.Copy !req
567. - I've got a lot of questions.
- Yeah, me, too.Copy !req
568. Sure, sure. Go ahead.Copy !req
569. Now, Charlie, did
you take... all of my money...Copy !req
570. - Mm-hmm.
and invest it in a boxCopy !req
571. full of Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtle Pies?Copy !req
572. Yes. Very good, Dennis.
Very good.Copy !req
573. I wasn't sure you knew
what they are.Copy !req
574. Yeah, so these are,
like, from 1991.Copy !req
575. These are
the original ones, right?Copy !req
576. Super hard to find,
super valuable.Copy !req
577. - Are they?
- Oh, dude, big time. Right?
So, here's what I'm thinking.Copy !req
578. Could we turn
these around tonightCopy !req
579. and make a little profit?
Sure, but I sayCopy !req
580. we sit on them.
Maybe we eat one or two.Copy !req
581. This is exactly what
I was worried about.Copy !req
582. Well, you're not thinking
big picture here.Copy !req
583. - No, I'm thinking big pic...
- All right, loan's due.Copy !req
584. First installment.Copy !req
585. And I'm armedCopy !req
586. and I got a vest,
so don't try nothing.Copy !req
587. What do you got there?Copy !req
588. 1991's delicious cream-filledCopy !req
589. Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtle Pies,Copy !req
590. fresh from the sewers to me.Copy !req
591. Are they made from real turtle?Copy !req
592. Probably.Copy !req
593. How much you want for 'em?Copy !req
594. They're not for sale, Frank.Copy !req
595. Uh, mine... mine are for sale.Copy !req
596. I own some of those, and mine
are definitely for sale.Copy !req
597. He has a very
minimal share, Frank.Copy !req
598. Ah.Copy !req
599. Market dictates
the value, Charlie.Copy !req
600. Well...Copy !req
601. not when your demand
is more thanCopy !req
602. the supply.Copy !req
603. Fine, I'll get 'em
somewhere else.Copy !req
604. Will you?Copy !req
605. Oh, I don't think so, Frank.Copy !req
606. Oh... uh-oh.Copy !req
607. 'Cause I bought the last
remaining ones there are.Copy !req
608. No...Copy !req
609. Nice work.Copy !req
610. And you kept it crypto.Copy !req
611. You should have
listened to me, Frank.Copy !req
612. Fine.Copy !req
613. Name your price.Copy !req
614. Board up that new room
and the noisy toilet,Copy !req
615. forgive Mac and Dennis's loan,Copy !req
616. give Dee her apartment back,Copy !req
617. and return everything
to the status quo.Copy !req
618. That's too big a ask.Copy !req
619. That's inflation, Frank.Copy !req
620. You want the pies or not?Copy !req
621. Fine. Done.Copy !req
622. Good work, Charlie.Copy !req
623. Thank you very much, Frank.Copy !req
624. I appreciate it.Copy !req
625. Are you still eating the nuts?Copy !req
626. Hmm?Copy !req
627. Does he want to get to
the hospital or to Costco?Copy !req
628. Costco.
He wants more nuts.Copy !req
629. Costco, yeah.Copy !req
630. You know what, buddy?
I think we'll take youCopy !req
631. to the hospital, and they'll
have nuts, and you can...Copy !req
632. you can die there.Copy !req