1. Mmm. This stew is really
doing it for me now.Copy !req
2. Well, yeah, 'cause
you're using it as food,Copy !req
3. instead of using it
as a reviving mechanism.Copy !req
4. Look, there's that truck again.Copy !req
5. Oh, goddamn it.
Are you telling meCopy !req
6. there's gonna be obnoxious
Americans on this hike?Copy !req
7. 'Cause that's the last thing
I want to see.Copy !req
8. Hey, you guys, wait up a second.Copy !req
9. Oh, Frank, why are you carrying
all that stuff, man?Copy !req
10. - We're going on a day hike.
- Nah, I just want to make sureCopy !req
11. Charlie realizes
I'm still useful, uh, you know,Copy !req
12. in case he or Shelley needs
a drink or something to eat.Copy !req
13. You got piss in that canteen?Copy !req
14. No, I got Gatorade
in that canteen.Copy !req
15. The other one's got the piss
in case things go bad.Copy !req
16. Oh, there he is.Copy !req
17. - Oh.Copy !req
18. Charlie!
Hey.Copy !req
19. Yo, pal.Copy !req
20. - Charlie.
- Oh, hello.Copy !req
21. I see you all fell for my ruse.Copy !req
22. What ruse?
You asking us to go on a hikeCopy !req
23. with your dad,
and us saying "yes"?Copy !req
24. Oldest trick in the book.Copy !req
25. Asking someone to do something?Copy !req
26. Exactly.Copy !req
27. And then, them doing it?Copy !req
28. - Precisely, yes.
Wait a minute.Copy !req
29. Where-Where's Shelley?
You said he was coming with us.Copy !req
30. Oh, yeah.
No, Shelley's coming with us.Copy !req
31. He's going on a hike
all the way up the mountain.Copy !req
32. Only thing is,
he can't really walk,Copy !req
33. so we're gonna have
to carry him.Copy !req
34. - Oh.
- What?
- Ugh.Copy !req
35. You know, no offense, Charlie,
but Shelley's fat as shit.Copy !req
36. Oh, no offense taken, Dennis,
because he is fat as shit,Copy !req
37. but, um, he won't really mind us
saying that because he's dead.Copy !req
38. What? What the hell
are you talking about?Copy !req
39. I'm talking
about Shelley Kelly, my dad.Copy !req
40. He's dead.Copy !req
41. Oh. Shit.Copy !req
42. - This is crazy.
- No, it's not that crazy, Mac.Copy !req
43. All right? Look, it's a
Kelly family burial tradition.Copy !req
44. We're just gonna carry the man
to the topCopy !req
45. of the mountain, and then we're
gonna chuck him over the side.Copy !req
46. I-I'm not gonna do that.Copy !req
47. Yeah, you know what?
I-I'm not doing it, either.Copy !req
48. But not because
I don't think it's awesome.Copy !req
49. I think... I think
it's totally awesome.Copy !req
50. I just am a little worried
about my back.Copy !req
51. - Your back?
- Your back? You've always saidCopy !req
52. that your back has the symmetry
of the Vitruvian man,Copy !req
53. and it's the foundation
of your structural essence.Copy !req
54. Yeah, well, why would I want
to ruin my essence, Mac?Copy !req
55. I'm not doing it.Copy !req
56. Look, guys, the men of my family
have been doing thisCopy !req
57. for thousands of years,
and it's really important to meCopy !req
58. that we keep
this tradition going, okay?Copy !req
59. Now I hate to say this, you
know, but it is an emergency.Copy !req
60. So I'm just gonna
blurt it right out.Copy !req
61. Bros before hoes.Copy !req
62. Uh, he's right.
Bros before hoes.Copy !req
63. - Yeah, he's got us.
- Oh, my God. Yeah.Copy !req
64. Bros before hoes, guys.Copy !req
65. That doesn't fit here.
Bros before hoes?Copy !req
66. What does that have to do
with anything?Copy !req
67. That's sort of
a catch-all, Dee.Copy !req
68. Okay, let's just grab a pieceCopy !req
69. of the bag,
and we'll get it over with.Copy !req
70. This is gonna suck,
but let's just...Copy !req
71. Bros before hoes.
Bros before...Copy !req
72. Bros before hoes. Come on.Copy !req
73. - And hoes, too.
- Ugh.Copy !req
74. - Hey.
- Oh, there's got to be
a better way.Copy !req
75. Isn't there, like, a sled
or a wagon or something?Copy !req
76. No, they didn't slide
my ancestors up the hill.Copy !req
77. They didn't wagon them.
They carried them.Copy !req
78. Guys, I-I got to be honest.Copy !req
79. I'm-I'm getting a little worried
about my back here.Copy !req
80. Um, can I suggest something?Copy !req
81. What if we burn the body
and carry the ashes up the hill?Copy !req
82. - No, no.
- I could consecrate them.Copy !req
83. Look, no one is going to torch
or consummate all over my dad.Copy !req
84. Yeah, we're here for Charlie.Copy !req
85. Charlie, you hungry?
You want a snack?Copy !req
86. I got egg, or you want a...?
Want-want some GORP?Copy !req
87. - Or how about a...
how about a wine spritzer?
Ooh!Copy !req
88. - I'll take a spritzer.
- Bros before hoes, Dee.Copy !req
89. Frank, can I please have
a white wine spritzer?Copy !req
90. - No, no, they're for Charlie.
Charlie...Copy !req
91. Charlie, order me
a wine spritzer, please.Copy !req
92. All right, one spritzer
for Mac, please, Frank.Copy !req
93. Well, Charlie,
order me one then.Copy !req
94. Well, it is bros before hoes,Copy !req
95. and not all of the bros
have been spritzed.Copy !req
96. - Let's spritz Dennis, Charlie.
- I don't really want one.Copy !req
97. Uh, guys,
can I suggest something else?Copy !req
98. Uh, what-what if we, uh...?
Now bear with me here.Copy !req
99. - What if we chop the body up?
- Come on.Copy !req
100. And we carry it in pieces,
right? Or-or melt it somehow.Copy !req
101. - Like you did
to Dee's doctor guy?
- Well, what?Copy !req
102. - Frank, shut up, man.
- Why? You didn't tell her?Copy !req
103. - Tell me what?
- Ha. Well, well,
that doctor showed upCopy !req
104. at the castle,
and you weren't there,Copy !req
105. so Dennis poured hot oil
on him.Copy !req
106. - Charlie, you sure
you don't want to...
- What?Copy !req
107. - Shut up! Come on!Copy !req
108. - Come on.
- Can we please not drop my dad?Copy !req
109. What is he talking about,
Dennis?Copy !req
110. Don't worry about it, Dee.
Come on.Copy !req
111. It-it wasn't even that hot.Copy !req
112. Did you use the murder hole?Copy !req
113. Dee, don't get mad at me, okay?Copy !req
114. The guy showed up,
and you weren't there.Copy !req
115. What was I supposed to do?Copy !req
116. - Oh, I don't know.
Not scald him!
- Oh, come on.Copy !req
117. You weren't there to enjoy him
so I enjoyed him,Copy !req
118. per the castle's wishes.Copy !req
119. Are you still talking
to the castle?Copy !req
120. I thought
that was a COVID thing!Copy !req
121. - Oh, Dee, let it go. Let it go!
- Uh.Copy !req
122. Oh, my God, I cannot
believe this. I am out of here.Copy !req
123. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You can't go.Copy !req
124. You-you killed my dad
with your stupid banshee curse.Copy !req
125. - My stupid what?
- That's why he died.Copy !req
126. Every Kelly saw a banshee
right before he died.Copy !req
127. My dad saw you,
so, you got to be here.Copy !req
128. - Charlie, banshees aren't real!
- Ow!Copy !req
129. - Is that it?
Is that what it was?
- Yes, that could be it.Copy !req
130. - Oh, you!
- All right, you know what? Fine.Copy !req
131. Go. We don't even need you.
We were probably gonna throw youCopy !req
132. - from the top anyway!
- I thought about it.Copy !req
133. - Did you think about?
- I did, too. God.Copy !req
134. - I was thinking
about it, too, yeah.
- Yeah, well, you gotCopy !req
135. - to play it safe, you know?
You never know.
- Got to be sure.Copy !req
136. - What if she's a witch?
What if she's a witch?Copy !req
137. Hey, Frank, you okay, there?Copy !req
138. I'm ok— yeah.
I got you. Step.Copy !req
139. I see it.Copy !req
140. There we go.Copy !req
141. - The corner here.
Yeah.Copy !req
142. I hate to admit it,Copy !req
143. but this is a lot heavier
without Dee.Copy !req
144. - How much weight
was she bearing?
- I don't know.Copy !req
145. Well, it's that monstrous spine
of hers, you know?Copy !req
146. The scoliosis hardened it
into petrified wood,Copy !req
147. unlike my back which is
pretty much all muscle.Copy !req
148. Whoa. Whoa.Copy !req
149. - Oh! You all right?
- You-you okay?Copy !req
150. Yeah. I'm good. I'm good.Copy !req
151. - I just...
- Well, what did...
what did you trip on?Copy !req
152. Um, I don't know. Just something
on the ground or something.Copy !req
153. Hey, let me jump
back in there, yeah?Copy !req
154. Well, w-wait a second.
Did you guys noticeCopy !req
155. that the body didn't get heavier
when Dennis let go?Copy !req
156. No. If anything,
it feels lighter.Copy !req
157. Significantly lighter.Copy !req
158. That's odd. Uh...Copy !req
159. well, I don't know how something
like that could possibly happen.Copy !req
160. What-what would explain
something like that? You...Copy !req
161. Could it be maybe
the banshee curse? Does it haveCopy !req
162. - something to do...?
- Were you not carrying it?Copy !req
163. Not carr...
What are you talking about, man?Copy !req
164. Not carrying it?
Yeah, I was carrying it.Copy !req
165. - Why did it get lighter?
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
166. It looks like he was
dragging his feet back here.Copy !req
167. - Were you hanging on it?
- No!
- He must haveCopy !req
168. tripped and lost his grip,
and that's how he fell.Copy !req
169. - Oh, goddamn it!
- You were taking a ride?Copy !req
170. - You weren't even holding it.
- Oh, no. Come on, dude.Copy !req
171. Wait. Time out.
Time out, guys.Copy !req
172. Can we please not make
dropping my dad a thing? Right?Copy !req
173. If you get frustrated,
just place the man down, okay?Copy !req
174. I'm sorry. I get frustrated,
I throw. I don't...Copy !req
175. All right, listen, listen, guys.
Yes, fine.Copy !req
176. Yeah, I was hanging on the bag
a little bit. You know, justCopy !req
177. from moment to moment, you know,
just a tiny, tiny bit, okay?Copy !req
178. I was trying to decompress
my Vitruvian spine. I'm sorry!Copy !req
179. I told you guys it was something
I was worried about.Copy !req
180. Guys, we got bigger
problems than this.Copy !req
181. How are we gonna get that
up that hill?Copy !req
182. Ugh.Copy !req
183. - All right, well...
Ooh, that's steep.Copy !req
184. It's gonna suck, but we'll just
have to carry it.Copy !req
185. Okay, well, hold on a second,
Charlie. Let's think about this.Copy !req
186. Now, while I do not approve
of Dennis riding your dead dad,Copy !req
187. I-I think we have
to think about thisCopy !req
188. from a...
an engineering perspective.Copy !req
189. Now as a Dutch man,
I think I wouldCopy !req
190. look at this the way I would
think of a windmill or a dam.Copy !req
191. Cool. How's a windmill
gonna help us?Copy !req
192. I haven't been Dutch long enough
to know.Copy !req
193. Well, if we had
a really giant windmill,Copy !req
194. we could just
blow him up the hill.Copy !req
195. - We could blow him up the hill.
- Oh, giant windmillCopy !req
196. - could blow him up. Good.
- Oh, yeah. Huh.Copy !req
197. Do you have your giant windmill
in your bag?Copy !req
198. Hold on a second. Let...Copy !req
199. Let me suggest something else.Copy !req
200. Uh, what if we, uh...Copy !req
201. what if we slide him up
the steep part of the hill?Copy !req
202. - Uh...
- Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
203. Frank, do you have a tent
in that bag?Copy !req
204. Yeah I got a tent.
I got a tent.Copy !req
205. - Oh, how's that for
being resourceful, Charlie?
- Oh, okay.Copy !req
206. - Okay, okay.
- Now, well, look,
this-this is good!Copy !req
207. Now-now, Charlie,
we're still honoring your dad.Copy !req
208. - Right.
- We're just sliding him
up this one section. That's it!Copy !req
209. All right, fine.Copy !req
210. We'll slide the man up the hill,
just this part.Copy !req
211. But then, we'll go back
to carrying him!Copy !req
212. All of us, please.Copy !req
213. - Yeah.
- All right.Copy !req
214. - Pop the tent out. Let's get it.
Let's get it.
- Dude, help meCopy !req
215. - with this thing.
You got to... you got to...
- I got it.Copy !req
216. - Keep it on. I'll just
get it out of here.
- Okay.Copy !req
217. One, two, three.Copy !req
218. - One, two, three.
- Two, three.Copy !req
219. - And now, yes!
- Oh!Copy !req
220. - All right, all right, boys.
- Ah, that worked out good!Copy !req
221. - I got to say, too,Copy !req
222. - that still felt respectful.
- That wasn't so bad.
- Ah.Copy !req
223. Guys, I actually feel likeCopy !req
224. that was a back-strengthening
exercise for me.Copy !req
225. - Awesome!
- All right, good.Copy !req
226. - Let's just take a rest
here, all right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
227. - Okay. Want a GORP?
Anybody into GORP?
Yeah.Copy !req
228. - Yeah.
- Yeah. Let me get it out.
Let me get it out.Copy !req
229. - Let's get some GORP.
- All right, get it out.Copy !req
230. - Maybe, guys, let's have
a couple of spritzers.
- Spritzers!Copy !req
231. Who wants one? Spritzer for Mac,
spritzer for Dennis.Copy !req
232. I-I got spritzers,
yeah, I got spritzers.Copy !req
233. Then we'll get this
old bitch up the hill.Copy !req
234. - All right. Oh.
- Ah, this is gonna be good.Copy !req
235. - Oh!
- Oh, shit!
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
236. Whoa.Copy !req
237. Oh.Copy !req
238. Oh. Oh.Copy !req
239. - Okay, that's my bad.
- Oh.Copy !req
240. Okay. That is, uh...Copy !req
241. That's gonna be a mess
inside that bag, guys.Copy !req
242. Oh, yeah. That's one big sack
of Irish stew.Copy !req
243. - Phew.
- Yeah, yeah. Okay, all right.Copy !req
244. Okay, that-that... This isn't
a problem. All right, I...Copy !req
245. What do you say
we go back down there,Copy !req
246. and we dump out whatever liquid
is probably in that body bag,Copy !req
247. and then, that'll-that'll
lighten the load?Copy !req
248. - Okay, yeah.
That works for me, yeah.
- Okay.Copy !req
249. And-and then we can carry it up,
no problem!Copy !req
250. - Yeah, yeah.
- All right.Copy !req
251. I'm starting to see myself as
more of a problem solver. I...Copy !req
252. I-I think that actually could be
a new identity.Copy !req
253. I'm gonna put that
on the list.Copy !req
254. You guys are gonna want
to hear this.Copy !req
255. So, uh, uh, Dutch first.Copy !req
256. Dutch first, then gay,
then problem solver.Copy !req
257. Now could you repeat that back
to me? 'Cause I think...Copy !req
258. Oh, dude, shut up! Oh, my God!Copy !req
259. All right, you're Irish, Mac.Copy !req
260. - Yeah. You're not Dutch.
- What?Copy !req
261. You're Irish. Right,
but we knew you were gonna beCopy !req
262. so goddamn annoying about it
on the trip,Copy !req
263. and that it was gonna be
the only thing you talked about,Copy !req
264. so we paid your mom to tell you
you were Dutch.Copy !req
265. It cost us a couple of loosies.Copy !req
266. - Yeah.
- Yeah, your mom does not
like you, dude.Copy !req
267. Yeah, but, I mean,
Luther Vandross? Mac, really?Copy !req
268. - Luther Vandross?
Come on, Mac.Copy !req
269. But somehow it's been
even worse! You're talkingCopy !req
270. about your identity even more.
I can't believe it.Copy !req
271. Why would you do that?Copy !req
272. And by the way— the tattoo?
The... Can we talk about that—Copy !req
273. - the shamrock tattoo?
- That was...Copy !req
274. - You want to see it?
- No, I don't wantCopy !req
275. - to see it, goddamn it!
Listen. What?
- No!Copy !req
276. You're getting rid
of all the other tattoosCopy !req
277. - and not the worst tattoo?
- You're keeping the shamrock?Copy !req
278. - I want it gone.
We want it gone!
- It's a bad tattoo, Mac!Copy !req
279. - Yeah, get rid of the shamrock.
- So, you-you thought you'd justCopy !req
280. - unravel my entire identity?
- Nothing's unraveled!Copy !req
281. - We didn't unravel anything!
- You're still you!Copy !req
282. - You've always been you!
- Fine. You know what?Copy !req
283. You-you-you take
that liquid-meat body bag,Copy !req
284. and you get it
up the goddamn hillCopy !req
285. by yourself, 'cause I'm out.Copy !req
286. - Is he gonna get rid
of the tattoo?
- He's not gonna getCopy !req
287. rid of it. Are you getting rid
of the tattoo?Copy !req
288. Are you gonna get rid
of the tattoo?Copy !req
289. I'm gonna get another shamrock
tattoo on the other leg!Copy !req
290. - Don't you dare!
- Oh, I'm gonna do it!Copy !req
291. Don't you dare get
another shamrock tattoo,Copy !req
292. - you son of a bitch!Copy !req
293. - Ah, goddamn it!
- All right.Copy !req
294. Nobody admit this to Mac, but...Copy !req
295. - I feel like he was carrying
a ton of weight.Copy !req
296. - Yeah.
- That would be another one
of his annoying identities—Copy !req
297. the man who could carry stuff.Copy !req
298. Oh, God. Wait.
I got to take a break.Copy !req
299. - All right.
- I got to take a break.Copy !req
300. Yeah. Guys, please,Copy !req
301. just say,
"I got to take a break,"Copy !req
302. then gen-gently place him down.Copy !req
303. - Stop dropping him
over and over again.Copy !req
304. Look, this
isn't working, okay?Copy !req
305. Look, you don't want
to burn the guy?Copy !req
306. Fine. Personally,
I don't understand it,Copy !req
307. but there are other solutions
to this problem, okay?Copy !req
308. Let's just chop the body up.
It's already mangled.Copy !req
309. Come on, man!
Look, I'm just trying to get himCopy !req
310. to the top of the mountain,
as per his wishes.Copy !req
311. He lived a hard enough life.Copy !req
312. You know, he slaved away as
a cheese monster, or whatever.Copy !req
313. He died with his lungs filled
with fluid,Copy !req
314. he was gasping for air.Copy !req
315. You know,
the-the least we can doCopy !req
316. is send him off
with some dignity.Copy !req
317. Wait a second. What did you say?
How did your dad die?Copy !req
318. Died from a banshee curse,
you know this.Copy !req
319. No, no, no, what was the thingCopy !req
320. about his lungs being filled
with fluid?Copy !req
321. Well, yeah. When I got him
to the hospital,Copy !req
322. the doctor said his lungs
were all filled with fluid,Copy !req
323. and he couldn't really breathe,
and then they tried to get himCopy !req
324. on a respirator, but there
wasn't enough time— he died.Copy !req
325. - Ah.
- Well, buddy,
that sounds like COVID!Copy !req
326. COVID? But so-so the poor guy's
dying from a banshee curse,Copy !req
327. and now he's got to deal with
COVID on top of everything else?Copy !req
328. Did you give him COVID, Dennis?Copy !req
329. Me? I never even interacted
with the man.Copy !req
330. I was behind a stone wall
and a painting that night.Copy !req
331. What, do you think
I'm shooting COVID laser beamsCopy !req
332. out of my eyeballs?Copy !req
333. Well, look,
I don't know how it works,Copy !req
334. but you're the only one
who didn't get vaccinated.Copy !req
335. I mean, I got the shot,
Frank got the shot.Copy !req
336. The shot? The government shot?
I didn't do that.Copy !req
337. What?
You're-you're not vaccinated?Copy !req
338. Oh, yeah, I'm fully vaccinated.Copy !req
339. I-I got the non-shot kind.Copy !req
340. What non...? There is no
non-shot kind, Frank.Copy !req
341. Of course there is!
The-the-the hydro pillsCopy !req
342. and the...
and the bleach, and the...Copy !req
343. the horse dewormer.
The-the president's stuff!Copy !req
344. - Wait, wait, wait.
- Ah, Jesus.Copy !req
345. Why would you not
take the shot?Copy !req
346. Where they put the thing
in your arm with the chip,Copy !req
347. and it goes inside your body?Copy !req
348. I heard the nerd
on the island talk about them.Copy !req
349. That once they get that thing
inside of you,Copy !req
350. they can control your thoughts.Copy !req
351. They take your thoughts,Copy !req
352. download 'em,
put 'em into a manatee.Copy !req
353. - You know what I mean?
- What is he talking about?Copy !req
354. - Why is he talking
about manatees?
- They...Copy !req
355. Guys, this is what I'm learning,
okay? I had COVID,Copy !req
356. I gave it to Frank,
Frank gave it to your dad.Copy !req
357. Frank killed your dad.Copy !req
358. - Goddamn it!
- Well, wait-wait a minute.Copy !req
359. To be fair, COVID killed
your dad. I just gave it to him.Copy !req
360. Okay. Well,
this is insane. This is insane!Copy !req
361. All right? You know what?
I'm out of here.Copy !req
362. - Screw this,
I can't do this.
- You're leaving?Copy !req
363. Oh, God.Copy !req
364. - There it... there it is!
- Ah.Copy !req
365. Goddamn it! This is exactly what
I was worried about.Copy !req
366. It's the end
of the Vitruvian era! It's over!Copy !req
367. Goddamn! Goddamn!
My essence has...Copy !req
368. been ruined by tiny cars,
castle beds and...Copy !req
369. Goddamn. I hate
this godforsaken country!Copy !req
370. - Ah, man!
- Hey, he's probably faking it.Copy !req
371. Yeah.Copy !req
372. Uh, look,Copy !req
373. I'm sorry
if I gave your dad COVID.Copy !req
374. I mean, if that's the case.Copy !req
375. I mean, we don't have proof.Copy !req
376. It's kind of
like the Epstein thing.Copy !req
377. - Yeah.
- Yeah, all right.
Look, Frank, you can stop.Copy !req
378. I forgive you, all right?Copy !req
379. A Kelly always forgives.Copy !req
380. - Uh, the men that is,
not-not women so much.
- Hmm.Copy !req
381. For what it's worth,
I'm sorry I'm not your real dad.Copy !req
382. Thanks, Frank.
I'm kind of sorry, too.Copy !req
383. But don't you worry.Copy !req
384. I'll always be there for you.
I'll always have your back.Copy !req
385. Yeah.Copy !req
386. - You thirsty?
- Yes.Copy !req
387. Oh, here.
Try some of this Gatorade.Copy !req
388. - Thank you.
- There you go.Copy !req
389. Aah!Copy !req
390. - Whoa!
- Is that piss?Copy !req
391. Oh! That's not supposed
to be the piss one!Copy !req
392. - Why do you have a piss one?
- Well, here, here, here.Copy !req
393. - Why is there always
a piss one with you?
- Oh, give me that.Copy !req
394. - Wash it out with Gatorade.
- Goddamn it, Frank!Copy !req
395. - Ooh. Huh?Copy !req
396. That's piss, too!Copy !req
397. - Oh, no!
- Well, what the fuck?Copy !req
398. Oh, I must have got confused
and pissed in 'em both.Copy !req
399. - Wait, wait, wait.
- Goddamn it, dude.Copy !req
400. I got you a spritzer!
How about a spritzer?Copy !req
401. I don't want
a fucking spritzer!Copy !req
402. - Oh! Mac drank all
the spritzers.
- Goddamn it, Frank.Copy !req
403. - Why do you have canteens
full of piss?
- I... No.Copy !req
404. Why is it always something crazy
with you? Goddamn it!Copy !req
405. Look, I'm gonna do it alone.
I don't need your help. Just go!Copy !req
406. - No, Charlie.
- Just go!Copy !req
407. - I don't need
your help, Frank!
- Hey, don't go!Copy !req
408. Charlie!Copy !req
409. - I hate this place.
- It's the worst!Copy !req
410. If there is anything
I have learnedCopy !req
411. from this godforsaken rock,Copy !req
412. it is that I never want to see
any of you assholes ever again!Copy !req
413. Oh, Dee, don't worry about it,
because as soon as I figure outCopy !req
414. who or what I am,
you'll never see me again!Copy !req
415. - You're Irish.
- You're Irish.Copy !req
416. - You are Irish!
- You're an Irishman!Copy !req
417. - Shh!Copy !req
418. You... are screaming!Copy !req
419. Haven't you noticed
that everyone elseCopy !req
420. in here is speaking
at a normal volume?Copy !req
421. Shut up!Copy !req
422. Shut up. Shut up.Copy !req
423. - You listen to me, you bitch.
- Get her, banshee.Copy !req
424. I will speak
at whatever volume I choose,Copy !req
425. and if you don't like it,
you can suckCopy !req
426. my big fat dick!Copy !req
427. One volume? For every single
person in the whole wide world?Copy !req
428. That's socialism,
and I won't stand for it!Copy !req
429. We should be able to speakCopy !req
430. at whatever volume
we identify with!Copy !req
431. Because that is
the American way!Copy !req
432. But you are not in America!Copy !req
433. We are America, sweetheart!Copy !req
434. And we carry our country
with us wherever we go!Copy !req
435. Because we love her!
And when you love someone,Copy !req
436. you can't bear
to leave 'em behind!Copy !req
437. Not ever!Copy !req
438. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
439. Goddamn it!Copy !req
440. I can't do this!Copy !req
441. I'm sorry, Dad.Copy !req
442. I can't do it.Copy !req
443. This isn't fair.Copy !req
444. I shouldn't have
to carry you up this hill.Copy !req
445. You never carried me up a hill.Copy !req
446. You never picked me up
from school.Copy !req
447. You didn't read me
bedtime stories.Copy !req
448. You didn't carry me
on your shoulders.Copy !req
449. You didn't bounce me on...
You weren't there!Copy !req
450. And I needed you!Copy !req
451. I needed you there.Copy !req
452. You were supposed to carry me!Copy !req
453. You were supposed
to carry me.Copy !req
454. Ah, Frank's right.Copy !req
455. I'm glad you're dead.Copy !req
456. Now I don't have
to spend the rest of my lifeCopy !req
457. waiting for you to pick me up.Copy !req
458. - Hey, buddy!
- Charlie!
- Charlie!Copy !req
459. I'm so sorry
that I killed your dad!Copy !req
460. But I'm even more sorry
that we left you behind!Copy !req
461. We should have never
left you, buddy!Copy !req
462. We should have never
left America!Copy !req
463. We should have...
- Yeah! I miss Philly.Copy !req
464. Let's go home!Copy !req
465. - Yeah.
- I may be Irish,
but I'm American Irish first!Copy !req
466. How did you get the truck?Copy !req
467. The American way. I threw
a lot of cash at the owner.Copy !req
468. - Yeah.
- Come on.Copy !req
469. Let's put him in the back and
throw your dad off the cliff!Copy !req
470. - Let's go! Come on, Charlie!Copy !req
471. Come on!
Yeah!Copy !req
472. One. Two. Three.Copy !req
473. Ooh!
Oh!Copy !req
474. - Oh.
- Oh, shit.Copy !req
475. - Okay, uh...
- Ooh.Copy !req
476. It was supposed
to go in the water.Copy !req
477. Maybe they usually do this
at high tide.Copy !req
478. They probably did, yeah.
Oh.Copy !req
479. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
Well, the birds will get him.Copy !req
480. - Okay.
- Yeah, but should we try
to scramble our way down thereCopy !req
481. and throw him in the water?Copy !req
482. - Eh...
- We could, but...Copy !req
483. But there's a bunch
of kids down there.Copy !req
484. - Oh, there's kids!
- Are there kids? Oh, shit.
- Yeah.Copy !req
485. - Oh, that's good, then.
They'll find the body.
- Ah, yeah.Copy !req
486. - Well, that's nice. Okay.
- And they'll call the cops.Copy !req
487. It-It'll be sort of like
a Stand by Me situation.Copy !req
488. - Yeah.
- Might be fun for them.
- Oh, yeah, it'll be good.Copy !req
489. All right, you know what, guy?
Here's what I'm feeling.Copy !req
490. Forget this dude.
He was a deadbeat, right?Copy !req
491. - Can we just go home?
- Yes.Copy !req
492. - Thank you, Charlie.
- Let's go home.
- Right? Yeah.Copy !req
493. - Yeah, let's go. Let's go.
- Yes.Copy !req
494. You want... you want
to get some stew?Copy !req
495. - God, no. That stew's gross.
- Yeah, man.
- Stew?Copy !req
496. - Oh, it is kind of nasty.
- Yeah.Copy !req
497. You guys want
to go to McDonald's?Copy !req
498. - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
499. - Oh. Oh, McDonald's.Copy !req
500. USA!Copy !req
501. USA! USA!Copy !req
502. USA! USA! USA! USA!Copy !req