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It's un-American is what it is.
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a free country.
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That's what it is.
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to free speech, huh?
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9. Frank, we're not
inside your head, man.
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you're talking about.
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and 6are gone.
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they're gone?
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from the library.
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14. - They got pulled?
- Yeah. The lady said
they took them down
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talked the local library
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in the first place.
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- They were works of art.
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20. Well, well, yeah, I mean,
they would've been works of art
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with his blackface.
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22. Okay. Look, uh, my heart
was in the right place,
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about it now.
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done it in the first place.
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conversation we were having.
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26. - I told you not to do it, man.
- I know, I know, but, look,
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29. - That's true.
- We've also done
a lot of growing.
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a lot of growing,
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Yeah.
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33. - Yeah.
- And, guys, fear is a great
motivator to do the right thing.
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34. - Ooh.
- Yeah, yeah. Frank, look,
while it is, uh, awful
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38. Yeah, yeah.
- Yes.
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in the past, and we'll move on.
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40. - Yeah, yeah.
- Guys, Lethal Weapon 5 and 6
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Now we have
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43. - to do the right thing.
- Mm-hmm.
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what that right thing is.
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46. - Yes.
- Absolutely.
- Right?
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and ethical standards.
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56. - Mm-hmm.
- Right, because
the-the first time
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and that was...
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60. - Oh.
- Ooh, right. The two mistakes.
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so did Dee, actually.
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three mistakes.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you've
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characters in the past,
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- You've played...
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- It should.
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68. - Yeah, well, and Frank
did red-face in...
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- Oh, Christ Almighty.
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70. - It's also frowned upon.
- Okay, you know what?
Let's not... Six, seven,
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71. - eight, nine, ten mistakes.
It wasn't red,
it was brown.
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Okay, you get one, right?
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Roman Polanski.
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for the next 40 years.
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50 mistakes.
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so much mistakes
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violent sexual crimes.
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- Right.
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look, the point is,
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and to our casting choices,
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89. to make sure that this film is
palatable to a modern audience.
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90. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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91. Okay, as long as I get to
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- Uh, I think
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to avoid that, as well.
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94. - How about a blow job then?
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of the filmmaking process.
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98. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I ain't paying for it
unless I get a hand job.
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99. You don't
even like hand jobs.
- Fine. You can get a hand job,
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about Murtaugh.
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105. - Yes.
- Now, uh, obviously,
I will not be playing Murtaugh
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111. - Right.
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113. and taking a bunch of pauses.
I don't know what's going on.
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to praise me.
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- Why?
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116. Oh, 'cause I'm doing
something anti-racist,
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for that, do I not?
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118. You don't get praise for telling
people you're not racist.
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119. - Then why am I doing it?
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Yeah.
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122. - Yeah. All right.
- Yeah.
- Yes, please.
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124. - Let's make a movie!
- Let's dive in.
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125. - Yeah, it's gonna be easy.
- Okay. Let's make a movie.
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126. - It's gonna be fun.
- We're over,
we're overthinking it.
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over to Moorpark.
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wiggled down to Tujunga,
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to the, to the Laurel Canyon.
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et cetera.
- Sure, sure.
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Murtaugh's good.
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getting for that?
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147. Oh, well, so, Frank
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some guy named Pepper Jack,
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- Yeah, you know this guy?
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All right.
- Oh, cool.
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I'm just glad you're here.
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I wish your ho mama—
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161. Now, this is all wrong. I mean,
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163. - So, give him the note.
- So, you...
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- Just tell him to tone it...
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tell him to tone it down.
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179. Wait, wait, wait.
Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.
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181. - It's not working for me.
- Cut. Okay.
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- Okay, cut,
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- Yeah, I say that.
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Okay, listen.
Listen, Frank.
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Okay, Dee is terrible.
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It's continuity.
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- Okay.
- Doesn't make sense.
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Okay, maybe you could say,
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it's too much to ask
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a little real stuff.
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- Marlon Brando
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up his costar's orifice
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and got nominated for an Oscar.
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She is a prostitute,
so I don't know
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- I don't want butter
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Uh,
excuse me, gents.
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- Yeah, Mac had a note.
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- Yes. Uh, yes. Uh...
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- Well, you guys,
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- You guys are... Yeah.
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- Well, okay then.
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- Okay. We're cooking.
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Thank you.
- Hey, no problem, man.
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people of color that we know
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and the streets, okay?
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that's for sure.
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- That's not...
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some real soul-searching.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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into our contacts,
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247. and we got to find, like,
diverse voices that don't...
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- Uh, oh, guys, actually,
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two birds with one stone.
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Where is she?
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from Iran. Hello?
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- Anyway,
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female directors, so thank you.
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Now, let's talk about payment.
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let's get to places.
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- Well, let's get to places.
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Director in the house.
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I'll give the note.
- Can you just let her speak?
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- Can you let her speak?
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to a child's birthday party.
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for five years,
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pullout game is strong.
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- All right, yeah.
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I would cut someone, too. Damn.
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This is phone,
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on me this time.
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It's Charlie— uh, Riggs.
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- Honey, what is the matter?
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Keep going, keep going.
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There's no butter involved.
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- Yeah, it does.
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Are we still in the scene?
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- Dee's here.
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- Goddamn it, Dee!
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- Yeah, cut.
- Cut.
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- Let's take a five.
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to recast Murtaugh.
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This is, like, way better.
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- He's good.
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- He's the— he's a real actor.
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- Okay. Here comes
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now, I will call the police,
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- It's no fun.
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- You want our movie to be fun.
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384. She's a little bit cunty.
It's just too real.
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385. Damn it, guys.
I really wanted this to work.
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386. I really did,
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387. but maybe putting up
any group of people as villains
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388. - these days is potentially
problematic. I don't know.
- Yeah.
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389. Maybe-maybe villains
shouldn't be people at all, huh?
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390. Wait, you're
totally right. Right?
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391. Like wh— Like what
if we make the villain,
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392. like, a big dog
or something, right?
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393. Or a bunch of raccoons
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394. stacked up in a trench coat?
You know?
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395. Or a trench coat
full of bees flying around?
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396. - Like, that would scare me.
Imagine seeing that.
- Bees! Bees are cool.
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397. - Bees are scary.
- What about,
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398. like, a plague?
An act of God.
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399. All the best villains
in the Bible were acts of God.
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400. - A tsunami.
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401. Ooh, but, you know what?
Let's call it a tidal wave.
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402. That feels
less racially charged.
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403. - Yeah. Right, right.
- I don't want to say that—
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404. I don't want to say
that all waves are Asian.
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405. Yeah, you want to make sure
that waves are, you know...
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406. - Just neutral.
- Yeah. Not-not culturally...
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407. - That's good, that's good.
- Um...
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408. Hey, happy birthday, baby girl.
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409. I know I haven't always
been there for you.
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410. But...
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411. I'm always with you.
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412. Right here,
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413. in your heart.
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414. Uh, h-hold all that crying, man.
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415. Let me— I-I—
My shit be blowing up.
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416. Yeah, yeah. Go on.
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417. Oh. It says, "Look behind you."
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418. - Oh, no!
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419. Tidal wave!
Where'd that come from?
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420. Well, no country specifically.
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421. Just an act of God, I guess.
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422. No God specifically,
just the universe
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423. or whatever.
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424. - This is a piece of shit.
- Yeah.
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425. - I can't work like this.
- No.
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426. We can't even
get past the first scene.
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427. Well, I don't know what
the point of making a movie is
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428. - if we can't even be in it.
- Yeah, or bang whores.
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429. All right, guys, listen.
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430. We can still do this.
Okay, what about this?
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431. What if Riggs and Murtaugh
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432. start to shoot out a path
so that the tidal wave moves
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433. to a field that's been
decimated by climate change.
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434. - That doesn't even
make any sense.
- Climate change? That's so dumb.
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435. That sucks, man. I don't want
to watch that movie.
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436. Guys, I know it's not great,
all right?
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437. But it's the right thing to do,
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438. and we have to do
the right thing.
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439. Since when do you care
about doing the right thing?
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440. Guys, guys, listen, listen.
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441. Over the course
of the last year,
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442. I've learned to listen,
to not talk, to grow.
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443. Guys, I'm woke.
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444. Okay? Now, let me tell you
how I reached this awakening.
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445. I was on a date, and, as usual,
I fibbed about my age a bit
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446. so I could score
a younger prospect.
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447. The woman was in her 20s,
and the date
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448. was going quite well,
or so I thought.
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449. It becomes just, like, so clear
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450. that the patriarchy
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451. is-is really just
an off-shoot of privilege.
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452. Uh, 100%. Yeah.
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453. No, I— Yeah. Um...
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454. You know, you have
the most beautiful eyes.
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455. Thanks. D—
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456. Don't you agree with what
I was just saying, though?
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457. Abso— Yeah. Tot— I mean, yeah.
Whatever.
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458. - Whatever?
- Listen, can...
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459. can we just keep this light,
you know?
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460. I'm-I'm less interested
in politics
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461. and more interested
in what makes you tick.
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462. Oh, my God.
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463. Oh, you're gross. God.
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464. The young generation
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465. on the left seemed to be
a tough nut to crack,
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466. so I turned my attention
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467. to the youth of the right.
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468. Socialists are ripping away
our freedom.
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469. - Totally.
- It's a slippery slope
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470. until we are living
in a failed welfare state.
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471. Right. Hey, what do you say
we get out of here
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472. and get into our own
slippery state?
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473. You know what I mean, Lisa?
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474. No.
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475. I'm talking about us banging,
you conservative little minx.
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476. Pig.
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477. I was learning.
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478. This generation
is more socially active
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479. on both sides
of the aisle, so...
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480. this time, I engaged.
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481. - I mean, don't you agree?
- Yes.
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482. We need to allow others
a chance to speak for once.
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483. Well, yes, but even
by saying, "Allow,"
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484. you're implying that
you have all the power.
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485. Uh, but I thought you were
saying I did have the power?
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486. Are you twisting my words?
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487. No. I'm just, uh...
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488. I'm just trying to understand
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489. what the hell you're
talking about. I-I can't follow.
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490. See? This is exactly
what old people always do.
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491. - Old people?
- Uh-huh.
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492. I'm 26.
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493. But my rational thinking
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494. and my desire for an open
dialogue were a dead giveaway.
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495. It was all starting
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496. to make sense.
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497. See, this generation
doesn't even understand
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498. half the shit
that they're saying.
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499. They aren't
more ethical than us.
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500. They just want
to be perceived as such.
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501. And who could blame them?
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502. I mean, they've spent
their entire adult lives
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503. only 280 characters away
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504. from being tweeted
into oblivion.
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505. Either way,
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506. I took a new tack...
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507. We need to use our privilege
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508. as much as we
possibly can to protect people.
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509. How can you not see that?
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510. We need to use our privilege
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511. to protect people
as much as we can.
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512. How can I not see that?
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513. - Because if we don't, who will?
- Because if we don't, who will?
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514. Exactly. What we need
is a revolution.
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515. Exactly.
What we need is a revolution.
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516. Simply regurgitating
back to them
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517. exactly what they're saying
to each other
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518. in their ridiculous
echo chambers
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519. is all they want.
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520. And then, we can get
what we want.
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521. Yes, Daddy!
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522. - Daddy!
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523. Oh, also they're riddled
with insecurity
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524. and have serious daddy issues,
so that helps.
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525. Guys, we have to listen
to the young.
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526. Otherwise,
we are doomed to have sex
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527. with only old people
for the rest of our lives,
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528. and I won't do that.
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529. - No.
- Right.
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530. Oh, my God.
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531. I never thought about that, man.
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532. So, you know what I say?
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533. Finger on the pulse,
finger on the puss.
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534. Ew.
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535. - Ew.
- That's gross.
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536. - I see what you're saying now.
- So-so what do we do?
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537. I'll tell you exactly
what we're gonna do.
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538. All right.
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539. Uh, hi.
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540. - Hey, hey.
Uh, Mr...
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541. Cheadle— Uh, Donovan McNabb...
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542. T-Tiger Woods, Elvin—
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543. whatev-whatever your name is.
Um, listen,
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544. we have, uh, we have come
to the conclusion that, um,
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545. you and only you
have the knowledge,
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546. the experience and the-the
authenticity to tell this story.
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547. So, we are gonna do the right
thing. We're gonna, we're gonna
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548. do the woke thing,
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549. and hand complete
creative control
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550. over to you...
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551. I feel like you were
gonna say something else?
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552. - Well...
- I think he was waiting
for the applause.
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553. Well...
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554. Oh. Okay? Uh...
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555. - Oh, yeah! Yay!
- Sure, sure.
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556. If you must.
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557. It's nice when it happens,
isn't it?
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558. - Feels nice.
- Sure. Nice when
it happens naturally.
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559. When it happens naturally,
I like it.
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560. Yeah, um, listen, the point is,
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561. we want you to know
that we are allies.
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562. Great.
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563. - Okay?
- We are allies.
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564. We are your allies.
- Up top.
- Allies!
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565. - Yes, yes, yes.
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566. - We're on your side.
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567. But were they?
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568. Lethal Weapon 7 was destined
to be an inferno
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569. of quasi-wokeness and, uh,
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571. Out of the, uh,
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572. smoldering ashes, however,
I pieced together
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574. An exploration, not of what
is gained by learning,
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575. but of what is lost
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576. by staying ignorant.
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577. Thank you.
Thank you so much. Wow.
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578. Oh, my God.
This is so humiliating.
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579. Where does he get off
telling our story
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580. without even
including us at all?
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581. And he made us look
like assholes.
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582. I feel used.
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583. I feel misunderstood.
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584. What does he know
about our experience?
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585. Yeah. I'll tell you, there's
only one thing left to do.
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586. Make Lethal Weapon 8?
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587. - Yup.
- Yeah, right?
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588. Yes. Yes!
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589. - I'll play Murtaugh.
- Goddamn it, Mac.
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590. - I-I'll play Murtaugh.
- No! No, no, no, no.
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- I'll do it good.
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593. No!
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594. Luck of the Irish.
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595. Ha!
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596. Mama's about to get herself
a little luck of the Irish.
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597. It's Always Sunny
in Philadelphia.
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598. All new.
Wednesdays at 10:00 on FXX.
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599. Everything you want to know
about vampires,
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600. it's right here.
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601. - I'm in love.
She's half-chicken
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603. Bat!
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604. Cash or card?
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605. I will not be paying
- for anything.
- Got it.
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606. They have wellness
vampires now.
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607. Stretch those hammies!
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608. Feel the burn!
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a stolen food truck, would ya?
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611. Um... no.
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612. Someone stole a truck.
Broad daylight.
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613. Put your seatbelt on.
- Seatbelt?
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614. Put your seatbelt on
- or we're not leaving.
- Jeez!
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615. Your good thieves.
Best in town.
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616. Thank you.
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617. It is a small town.
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