1. FXX presents...Copy !req
2. It's Always Sunny
in Philadelphia.Copy !req
3. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome
to the Philadelphia Zoo.Copy !req
4. - Just a reminder that...
- Damn it. Where is Frank?Copy !req
5. I'm not missing
this lion feeding.Copy !req
6. Oh, lions are cool, man.Copy !req
7. For sure. But, you know,
the best exhibit'sCopy !req
8. - the meerkats. You know?
- Meerkats!Copy !req
9. - Hey, man, you know,
they have those bubbles,Copy !req
10. you know, where you can pop
your head up out of the groundCopy !req
11. - and look around.
- Yeah, you're looking around.Copy !req
12. It's like you area meerkat.Copy !req
13. No, I'm not waiting for Frank.
I'm-I'm just gonna go in.Copy !req
14. - No.
- 'Cause I-I don't want
to wait here for the guy.Copy !req
15. I know.
But I think we should...Copy !req
16. I really feel like
we need to stick together.Copy !req
17. Huh?
- Dee, will you calm down?
She got lost at the zooCopy !req
18. - when we were seven. It's fine.-I-I got trampledCopy !req
19. - by wild animals at the zoo
when I was seven.
- Sheep.Copy !req
20. - At the petting zoo.
- Goats!Copy !req
21. - It was.
- You don't have to worry
about that. Okay, guys?Copy !req
22. Because modern technology
has figured this out for us.Copy !req
23. We're all connected now.Copy !req
24. That is why I started
this group text chain.Copy !req
25. You know? So we can stay
in constant communication.Copy !req
26. I'm just gonna hit up Frank
real quick,Copy !req
27. - and we'll find out what's up.Copy !req
28. Guys, this way,
nobody is gonna get lost,Copy !req
29. because the texting
keeps us all on the same page.Copy !req
30. - Okay.
- Oh. Well, see, there you go.Copy !req
31. - Frank's five minutes away.
- Great.
- No, no, no.Copy !req
32. No, everybody knows
that "five min away"Copy !req
33. actually means
20 minutes away, okay?Copy !req
34. I'm not missing
this live feeding, okay?Copy !req
35. Dude, why the big deal
about watching a-a lionCopy !req
36. eat a pile of dead meat?Copy !req
37. Oh, no, no, no. Wrong. Alive.Copy !req
38. Okay? Quite alive,
I assure you.Copy !req
39. - That's a thing? Zoos do that?
- That's a thing.Copy !req
40. What's this?Copy !req
41. - Dennis has a boner? He does?
- Yes.Copy !req
42. No, he doesn't.
- Well, goddamn it, he did.Copy !req
43. I did. It's gone now.Copy !req
44. Uh, do we have to do
this whole texting thing?Copy !req
45. - I mean, Dee's already annoying.-She's always been annoying, Charlie.Copy !req
46. That's why we ditched her
when she was seven.Copy !req
47. - You... ditched me?
- Oh, shut up, Dee. Shut up!Copy !req
48. God, don't make this
all about you.Copy !req
49. - I'm-I'm going in.
I don't-I don't want to wait.
- Well, then I'm gonnaCopy !req
50. - go with you, 'cause I don't
want to get ditched again.
- Fine. Whatever.Copy !req
51. - Yeah, we'll catch up with you.-DEE: Look, look, look.Copy !req
52. And just text us
when he gets here.Copy !req
53. Who? Frank?Copy !req
54. Yes, Frank. Who else
would we be talking about?Copy !req
55. - Oh, well, I just want to makesure we're all on the same page.-DEE: Oh, my God.Copy !req
56. Text us when Frank gets here!Copy !req
57. Huh?Copy !req
58. - Frank. Text... -Frank! What? Text us! Text us!Copy !req
59. Text us when Frank gets here!Copy !req
60. I can't... I can't...
You know what?Copy !req
61. - I can't... Let me just...
I'm-a...
- Text 'em now.Copy !req
62. I'm gonna text y...
Check your phone!Copy !req
63. - I'm gonna text you!Copy !req
64. - God, I'm so thirsty.
- Yeah.Copy !req
65. Well, that's the cinnamon
in the churro.Copy !req
66. - That'll make you thirsty.
- You know what?Copy !req
67. I'm gonna...
I'm gonna update the group.Copy !req
68. - Why are you texting that?Copy !req
69. Oh, well, I just wanted to, uh, update the group on my status.Copy !req
70. Yeah, but that's, like,
a sexual thing, man.Copy !req
71. That means you're thirsting
for something,Copy !req
72. which means you're horny for it.Copy !req
73. Dennis is funny
with the texts, man.Copy !req
74. Huh.Copy !req
75. Aw, come on. Too late, Dee.Copy !req
76. Goddamn it. Where is Frank?Copy !req
77. I'm just... You know what?
I'm just gonna text him again,Copy !req
78. 'cause I don't know
what the hell's going on.Copy !req
79. Where you be?Copy !req
80. Huh.Copy !req
81. What does that mean? He's...Copy !req
82. - It's a dancing woman,
a smiley face and a gun.
- Oh.Copy !req
83. I know what that means.Copy !req
84. He's stuck behind a woman driverand he wants to shoot himself.Copy !req
85. - Oh.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
86. All right. Well, I'm just
gonna update everybody.Copy !req
87. - "Late."
- Yeah, but come on, man.Copy !req
88. You keep sending updates
with no new information.Copy !req
89. No, no, I'm just keeping
the whole group updatedCopy !req
90. the way a meerkat might.Copy !req
91. Yeah, but a meerkat's efficientin how it updates.Copy !req
92. You know what I mean?
Like, one little chirp,Copy !req
93. it can warn a whole group of,
like, an eagle or whatever.Copy !req
94. It doesn't need to,
like, chirp overCopy !req
95. and over and over again,
you know?Copy !req
96. I-I'm sorry, a-are you schoolingme on meerkat knowledge?Copy !req
97. - Seems like I have to.
- Oh, oh, is that right?Copy !req
98. Well, first of all,
smarty-pants,Copy !req
99. they don't chirp.
They chirrup.Copy !req
100. Oh, yeah? You think you know
a ton about the meerkat?Copy !req
101. Well, did you know that
the alpha pair will scent-markCopy !req
102. the subordinate to show
that it's the leader?Copy !req
103. If they find the weak one, they start pissing all over it.Copy !req
104. Yes. Of course I know that,
Charlie.Copy !req
105. We watched the same documentary.Copy !req
106. By the way, I'm not the onethat passed out halfway throughCopy !req
107. and scent-marked
all over himself.Copy !req
108. - I drank a case of beer, man.
- So did I.Copy !req
109. - I also drank a case of beer,
and I didn't piss myself.Copy !req
110. All I'm saying is
you don't have to text, like,Copy !req
111. - every three seconds, you know?-Copy !req
112. Aw, goddamn it.
Where is Frank? I just...Copy !req
113. - You're gonna text it again?
- Yeah, I'm gonna...Copy !req
114. - I just got to make sure
everybody knows.
- It just means that you're...Copy !req
115. you want... you're horny. Oh.Copy !req
116. Ah, Dennis g...
Dennis nailed it.Copy !req
117. - What-what does that mean?
- A peach is a butt.Copy !req
118. You're horny for a butt.Copy !req
119. - I'm-I'm horny for a butt?
- 'Cause you're gay.
Hey-o!Copy !req
120. - Sorry I'm late. I had...
- Oh.Copy !req
121. had to get a bag of bananas
so I could taunt the gorilla.Copy !req
122. It took you two hours
to get bananas?Copy !req
123. Yeah, well, I was stuck
behind that woman driver.Copy !req
124. I thought I texted you that.Copy !req
125. Yeah, we got that.Copy !req
126. - Let's just go inside.
- I...Copy !req
127. Aw, c... Too late, Dee. Come on.Copy !req
128. - She sucks.
- Pick up the pace with it,Copy !req
129. - you know?
- She sucks.Copy !req
130. - I texted a peach.
- I already did that, Dee.Copy !req
131. Oh, yeah. There it is.Copy !req
132. You know, speed's very importantin comedy texting, Dee.Copy !req
133. If it looks like you thought
about it for a while,Copy !req
134. it's pretty lame.Copy !req
135. - Yeah. I know.
- Yeah.Copy !req
136. Ooh, you know what I'll do?
I'll do a fist. Right?Copy !req
137. So it's like he's thirsty for a fist in the butt.Copy !req
138. I don't think
anybody's gonna get that.Copy !req
139. You know? Plus, the moment
is long gone. I mean...Copy !req
140. - Goddamn it. What...Copy !req
141. No, that... I was wrong.
That was funny. I...Copy !req
142. Oh, Dee.Copy !req
143. Well, you guys are too fast
on this thing.Copy !req
144. - Don't answer. I got this.
- Let me just...Copy !req
145. - I can... No, no! No.
- But you're... Okay, go, go.Copy !req
146. I got it, I got it. Okay.Copy !req
147. What's a... funny thing I can...Copy !req
148. Oh, my God. Stop. I...Copy !req
149. - Go.
- Well, I mean...Copy !req
150. - Look at that.
- Yeah, but...Copy !req
151. - Quick. Concise. Job done.
- Whatever.Copy !req
152. - Okay.
- No confusion.Copy !req
153. - All right.
Sea lions, here we are.
- Okay.Copy !req
154. - All right. Where are they?
- Yeah.Copy !req
155. I don't know.Copy !req
156. - Mm?
- Wait a minute.Copy !req
157. - He said in front.
He's not in front.
- Eh.Copy !req
158. - Exhibit ent...
- Entrance?Copy !req
159. Oh, come on.
I got to go rescue these guysCopy !req
160. at the exhibit entrance?
Excuse me, sir?Copy !req
161. Sir? Yeah.Copy !req
162. Um, h-how long do we have
till the lion begins feeding?Copy !req
163. Uh, we're five minutes out.Copy !req
164. Five minutes out? Okay. Thank you, thank you. All right.Copy !req
165. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Slowdown. I don't want to get lost.Copy !req
166. No, I will not adjust my gait
to accommodateCopy !req
167. your weird insecurities
about sheep.Copy !req
168. It was a goat,
and it was a lunatic.Copy !req
169. Its eyes were going
in every direction.Copy !req
170. Oh, were they? Fascinating.Copy !req
171. - Tell me more!
- He pounced on me,Copy !req
172. and then all of his friends
moved in for the kill.Copy !req
173. - Ooh! Terrifying. Ooh!
- Don't do that.Copy !req
174. It was so scary!Copy !req
175. - Oh.
- What does that mean?Copy !req
176. Shit, he's-he's having fun
without us.Copy !req
177. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Mac, that's sarcastic.Copy !req
178. If he was having fun, it would
have an exclamation point.Copy !req
179. I'm gonna de-escalate.
I'm gonna de-escalate.Copy !req
180. - Probably pissed
he can't find us.
- Wait.Copy !req
181. - Oh, shit.
- What does that mean?Copy !req
182. - Oh...
- That's not g...
What it means isCopy !req
183. that he's already given
the informationCopy !req
184. and he doesn't want
to have to repeat himself.Copy !req
185. - So you got to scroll up
and see.
- So, what... Scroll up.Copy !req
186. - Scroll up.-Dennis hates to repeat himself.Copy !req
187. Well, let's find what he's...Copy !req
188. Ah.Copy !req
189. "Went to C lions."Copy !req
190. Oh. Shit.Copy !req
191. Dude, do you think
he went to the sea lionsCopy !req
192. or he went to go seethe lion?Copy !req
193. - Ooh...
- Oh. I don't know.Copy !req
194. I don't know. Let me ask.Copy !req
195. Oh. Yeah, yeah, I...Copy !req
196. What'd you get wrong there?Copy !req
197. - Sea. Um...
- Dude, just let me, all right?Copy !req
198. - Well, it's-it's
the predictive te...
- It's better...Copy !req
199. it's better with pictures.Copy !req
200. - Went to sea lion or...
- Lions.Copy !req
201. see a lion?Copy !req
202. Right.Copy !req
203. - Oh. He's mad.
- Oh, no, but...
- Yeah.Copy !req
204. - No.
- No, it's got
an exclamation point.Copy !req
205. - That means it's happy.
- No, it's all...
- He's-he's screaming at you.Copy !req
206. - Yeah, it's all caps.
- It's all caps.
- Screaming?Copy !req
207. - Yeah. That's not good.
- That's...Copy !req
208. What is this?Copy !req
209. - What-what is...
- What does that mean?Copy !req
210. What does that mean? I don't
know. Dee-Dee sucks, man.Copy !req
211. - I don't know.
- She-she sucks.Copy !req
212. - All right, watch this.Copy !req
213. How about that
with the eggplant?Copy !req
214. - Oh. Ooh. We're coming.
- All right, let's go.Copy !req
215. - All right, let's go.
- Yeah.Copy !req
216. Oh, yeah. "We're coming."Copy !req
217. Charlie made it work.Copy !req
218. - Oh.
- Nice. Nice.Copy !req
219. Idiots went
to the wrong exhibit.Copy !req
220. All right,
let-let-let's get back there.Copy !req
221. I don't want to miss anything.
Come on.Copy !req
222. Okay. All right.
Well, stop walking like...Copy !req
223. Hey, pal. How's it going?Copy !req
224. Uh... where's the lion?Copy !req
225. - Are we close? Are we close?
- Oh.Copy !req
226. Yeah, you just missed it.
Yeah, he's fed.Copy !req
227. - He's back in his cage.
- Oh.Copy !req
228. He ate the kill?
He-he devoured the kill?Copy !req
229. - And I wasn't here?
- No, the feeding. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
230. - You just missed it.
It was awesome.
- No.Copy !req
231. Man, you said
we were five minutes out.Copy !req
232. - Yeah, right.
- Yeah, but that was only
ten minutes ago.Copy !req
233. C-Correct.Copy !req
234. No, but nobody does it that way.Copy !req
235. The five minutes means
20 minutes, man. You can't...Copy !req
236. - It's the whole reason I'm here!-Uh...Copy !req
237. Yeah, I don't know
what to tell you.Copy !req
238. Hey, man. You missed it.
It was awesome.Copy !req
239. - Uh-huh. Yeah.
- Oh.Copy !req
240. - Uh...Copy !req
241. Oh, oh. He's thanking us
for something, so that's good.Copy !req
242. Dude, how are you
so bad at this, man?Copy !req
243. He probably missed the feeding. He's blaming us.Copy !req
244. - Yeah.
- What?Copy !req
245. Shit. You think?Copy !req
246. - Yeah.
- Probably.Copy !req
247. No. Hold on.Copy !req
248. I'm just gonna send him
something real quickCopy !req
249. and make sure
everything's all good.Copy !req
250. - Mm.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
251. He says he's great,
so we're fine.Copy !req
252. - Dude.Copy !req
253. - He's screaming at you, man.
- Yeah.Copy !req
254. Screaming?Copy !req
255. Dude, this whole texting thing
is your idea,Copy !req
256. and you don't know
how texting works?Copy !req
257. No, he's... He just did it
in all capitals.Copy !req
258. - That's screaming.
- That's a scream.Copy !req
259. - That's what you do
when you're screaming.
- That's not scream...Copy !req
260. This is just all
one big misunderstandingCopy !req
261. due to the sea lions, all right?I know what to do.Copy !req
262. I'm just gonna
speak from the heart.Copy !req
263. Let me just text
s-something from the heartCopy !req
264. that he's gonna understand,
something a little bit...Copy !req
265. - All right.
- Mmm.Copy !req
266. Smell good.Copy !req
267. Not really normal to the...
if I...Copy !req
268. - Come on.
- Is there a...?Copy !req
269. What rhymes with "limber"?
What rhymes with it?Copy !req
270. - Hinder.
- How do you not get "timber"?Copy !req
271. - Timber.
- Timber. And...Copy !req
272. - Oh. Salutations.
- And send.Copy !req
273. - Okay.
- Ah, dude.Copy !req
274. So, let's just
give him a chance.Copy !req
275. He's probably gonna take
some time and respond to...Copy !req
276. - Yeah.
- Uh, "K."Copy !req
277. - You're dead to him.-Yeah, he's blowing you off, man.Copy !req
278. - "K" means "okay."
- He is pissed, dude.
- "K."Copy !req
279. - Yeah.
- He is...
- "K" means "okay."Copy !req
280. - No.
- He didn't even bother
to read your thing!Copy !req
281. - He just sent "K."
- How could he possibly
read that whole...?Copy !req
282. - He read it!
- He is pissed off at you.Copy !req
283. - Dennis is the fastest reader
in America.
- Can we just...?Copy !req
284. - Oh, now he's calling me.Copy !req
285. - He's calling?
- Oh, good. Good, good, yeah.Copy !req
286. You could just text, but no.
Call me, call me!Copy !req
287. - I want to hear from you.
- Okay. You're gonna like this.Copy !req
288. - Uh, what is that?
- I called him the "F" word.Copy !req
289. It's a bundle of sticks.Copy !req
290. No. Dee, no. You can't do that. That's not funny.Copy !req
291. Okay, y-you can't say that word.Copy !req
292. I didn't say the word.
I did the pictures.Copy !req
293. But it doesn't matter.
That's offensive, okay?Copy !req
294. And it's off-putting, and
it's not a good color on you.Copy !req
295. Blue? You're gonna go blue?
Don't go blue.Copy !req
296. That tells me that
you're just not funny at all.Copy !req
297. - Yeah.
- What?Copy !req
298. Frank nailing it again.Copy !req
299. What's so funny
about what you did?Copy !req
300. Well, it works
on two levels, Dee.Copy !req
301. It-it says that,
uh, Frank's on fireCopy !req
302. and also that, uh,
Mac is a raging flamer,Copy !req
303. which is still
totally acceptable, for now.Copy !req
304. I have an idea. I have an idea. Check this out.Copy !req
305. What is that?Copy !req
306. I'm joking that maybe
we should get the Jew lawyerCopy !req
307. and have an arbitration aboutwhat words we can and can't useCopy !req
308. to describe Mac's sexuality.Copy !req
309. Cool! Super funnyCopy !req
310. and not the least bit
anti-Semitic.Copy !req
311. You get it!
You get it.Copy !req
312. Should we just get out of here?Copy !req
313. - Let's do that.
- Yeah. Well, hold on.Copy !req
314. - Well, okay, but hang on.Copy !req
315. Wait, Dennis.
Hey, excuse me.Copy !req
316. Whoa! Whoa, whoa.
Dennis, wait, wait,Copy !req
317. wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay. Where'd you go?Copy !req
318. Where'd you go? Oh, no.Copy !req
319. Oh, no.Copy !req
320. Dennis!Copy !req
321. Why won't Dennis
answer my calls?Copy !req
322. Dude, who cares? Man, I'm
so sick of this texting shit.Copy !req
323. - Come on.
- It's like we're not even
enjoying the zoo, man.Copy !req
324. - No see no animals.
- "Missed your calls."Copy !req
325. - That's what it is.
- Jesus Christ.Copy !req
326. - Oh, dude, he...
- He missed them.Copy !req
327. - He's lying to you.
- He's avoiding you.Copy !req
328. Look, can we just
go see the meerkats?Copy !req
329. - Please? Let's just drop it.Copy !req
330. We'll go to the meerkats.
We'll have fun.Copy !req
331. I want to go taunt the gorillasbefore they get fedCopy !req
332. and they're not hungry anymore.Copy !req
333. Why do you even want to taunt
a gorilla? What is that?Copy !req
334. Oh, it's hysterical.Copy !req
335. I sit there,
eat a banana real slow,Copy !req
336. and he comes up to the glass,Copy !req
337. and he's banging on the glass
like the dumb ape he is.Copy !req
338. It will bang its hands bloody
trying to get the banana.Copy !req
339. How is that funny?Copy !req
340. It's funny 'cause
he can't get the banana.Copy !req
341. All right, dude. You know what?Copy !req
342. Go ahead. Go taunt the gorillas, all right?Copy !req
343. But I'm going to the meerkats.
I'm not going with you.Copy !req
344. Suit yourself.Copy !req
345. All right,
can we just go to the meer...?Copy !req
346. What are you doing now?Copy !req
347. - What is this?-I'm just sending one last text.Copy !req
348. You're gonna send another gi... Another gi...Copy !req
349. - Okay, it's gonna take
a little bit of... Oh!
- Oh.Copy !req
350. Oh, he read that so fast.Copy !req
351. - He didn't read it at all!
- I think...Copy !req
352. Dude, he doesn't want
to talk to you!Copy !req
353. Can we just please
go to the meerkats, dude?Copy !req
354. No. You know what I'm gonna do?Copy !req
355. I'm just gonna hang out
in the bathroom for a while.Copy !req
356. You're gonna hang out
in the bathroom?Copy !req
357. - Yeah, for a while.
- Why?Copy !req
358. It's a gay thing, so you reallywouldn't understand.Copy !req
359. - What?
- Yeah, you know, it's, like,Copy !req
360. bathrooms at zoos are, like,Copy !req
361. big Grindr spots
for closeted dads.Copy !req
362. Dude, I know what's up here.
You're ditching me, man.Copy !req
363. You're-you're ditching meCopy !req
364. so you can go beg forgiveness
from Dennis, dude.Copy !req
365. - It's so pathetic, man.
- No, I am not, Charlie.Copy !req
366. - It's so pathetic, dude.
Dude, you're no meerkat.
- I am not!Copy !req
367. - I'm not doing th...
I am a... Don't...
- I'll tell you...Copy !req
368. - You're nota meerkat.Copy !req
369. - Don't be...
- Meerkats stick together, Mac!Copy !req
370. Don't be like that, Charlie.Copy !req
371. Of course I'm a meerkat,
all right?Copy !req
372. Bullshit! Then why aren't you
hanging with me?Copy !req
373. I just want to go meet my needsreal quick...Copy !req
374. What about the needs
of the group, Mac?Copy !req
375. I'm gonna meet the needs of the group, Charlie, after that,Copy !req
376. - but I just feel like...
Are you...Copy !req
377. are you pissing on me?Copy !req
378. - Yeah.
- Oh, uh...Copy !req
379. Direct eye contact?Copy !req
380. Yeah!Copy !req
381. - Your neck's very high.
- Yeah.Copy !req
382. - Okay, I'm done.
- Oh.Copy !req
383. Don't look at me.Copy !req
384. Goddamn it!Copy !req
385. Dennis.Copy !req
386. Y-You came to talk to me.Copy !req
387. Unless this is, like,
a Grindr situation?Copy !req
388. I came to piss.Copy !req
389. Look, man, I know
that you're mad at me,Copy !req
390. but when you said that thing
about "C lions,"Copy !req
391. - Charlie was like...
- Oh, that's a lie.Copy !req
392. That's just a lie,
because Charlie can't read.Copy !req
393. All right, it was all my fault, but it was an honest mistake.Copy !req
394. One thing, Mac.Copy !req
395. I mean, I came here
to see one goddamn thing,Copy !req
396. and you ruined it
with your texting nonsense.Copy !req
397. Yes, but I have
some new information.Copy !req
398. There's going to be
another live feeding.Copy !req
399. - Go on.
- Yeah.Copy !req
400. A goat is to be sacrificed.Copy !req
401. I heard an employee in here.
He was talking about it.Copy !req
402. - Now, I offered to blow him,
but he was like, "Nah, I'm..."
- Goat?Copy !req
403. That's some Jurassic Parkshit.I like it.Copy !req
404. But if you're gonna join me,Copy !req
405. you must follow my every commandbecause, I swear to God,Copy !req
406. if you make me
miss this one, too,Copy !req
407. I will feed you
to the lions myself.Copy !req
408. Okay.Copy !req
409. Are you pissing on me?Copy !req
410. Yeah.Copy !req
411. You guys grinding?Copy !req
412. Ah.Copy !req
413. Hey!
Where you a...Copy !req
414. Where you at,
you big, dumb baboon?Copy !req
415. Huh?Copy !req
416. Uh, excuse me.Copy !req
417. Excuse me.
Where's the, uh...Copy !req
418. Where's the big animal?
The— Uh.Copy !req
419. Ah. Annoying bird.Copy !req
420. - The what?
- Nah.Copy !req
421. No, it's just the phones are... they're so distracting.Copy !req
422. Now, where's the big, dumb,
you know, the ape, the animal?Copy !req
423. The-the-the silverback?Copy !req
424. Yeah, the dummy. Yeah.Copy !req
425. Yeah. Uh, well, that's Andy.
Uh, Andy...Copy !req
426. - Andy the dummy.
Yeah.Copy !req
427. - He can be pretty shy.
- Yeah... He can be... Yeah.Copy !req
428. So, yeah.
So, sometimes you have toCopy !req
429. - look to find him 'cause...
- Ah... Oh, excuse me.Copy !req
430. - What does this bitch...Copy !req
431. What is she talking about?Copy !req
432. I...Copy !req
433. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
434. Hey!Copy !req
435. You big, dumb...
Where's my bananas?Copy !req
436. Son of a...Copy !req
437. You bastard!Copy !req
438. Give me those bananas!Copy !req
439. Come on.Copy !req
440. Learn to read, idiot.Copy !req
441. Goddamn it!Copy !req
442. - Okay.Copy !req
443. So, this should be getting
started any minute.Copy !req
444. I'm gonna drop a quick pin
because I think the guysCopy !req
445. - are gonna want to see this.
- Yeah.Copy !req
446. You know, I got to say,
something feels a little offCopy !req
447. to me a-about all this.
W-Why are we in the exhibit?Copy !req
448. That doesn't feel safe,
you know.Copy !req
449. And why are a bunch of childrenin the exhibit as well?Copy !req
450. Yes, that does seem
a little strange, doesn't it?Copy !req
451. Hi-hi. Uh, sir? Excuse me.Copy !req
452. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
453. When is the goat
to be slaughtered?Copy !req
454. Excuse me?Copy !req
455. When is the goat
going to be fed to the lion?Copy !req
456. Uh, my friend engaged in asexual exchange for informationCopy !req
457. and was told there was
going to be a sacrifice.Copy !req
458. Well, he tried but I said no.Copy !req
459. - Oh, that's...
- It's not what you think.Copy !req
460. I think there's beensome miscommunication.Copy !req
461. This is the-the petting zoo.Copy !req
462. We're feeding the goats.
We're not slaughtering them.Copy !req
463. Uh...Copy !req
464. - Dennis, I, uh...
- It's fine.Copy !req
465. No, it's fine, Mac.Copy !req
466. This is all fine.Copy !req
467. - Why don't we just go
to the next exhibit.
- Oh.Copy !req
468. Cool. Yeah, I thought you wereactually gonna be upset with me.Copy !req
469. Dennis?Copy !req
470. Dennis?Copy !req
471. Dennis? Dennis!Copy !req
472. - Here you go, ma'am. Have fun.
- Huh? What?Copy !req
473. - No. What's this?
- Okay, kids.Copy !req
474. Let's go!Copy !req
475. What?Copy !req
476. No, get away from me.Copy !req
477. No. God, please help me!Copy !req
478. Oh!
- Meerkats! Meerkats!Copy !req
479. - That was amazing!
- I knew what you were sayingCopy !req
480. - by the looks on your faces.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
481. Hey, guys. I-I felt connectedto you for the first time today.Copy !req
482. Yeah, see,
that's what it's all about.Copy !req
483. - You know what I mean?
- Dude, Charlie,Copy !req
484. that smile said
a thousand words, you know?Copy !req
485. It was like, "I told you so,"Copy !req
486. but also, "I forgive you."
I understood everything.Copy !req
487. - Yeah, I forgave you.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I could tell, Mac,Copy !req
488. by the look on your face,
that you really were sorryCopy !req
489. - about me having to miss
that lion feeding.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
490. And I-I really
appreciated that, bro.Copy !req
491. See, that's the thing, you know?Copy !req
492. Like, even though
we were texting all dayCopy !req
493. and we were
in constant communication,Copy !req
494. I don't really think
we were communicating at all.Copy !req
495. That's a real formof communi... -Yeah, I am getting one, though.Copy !req
496. - Yeah, me, too.
- I do want to... Bowling ball,Copy !req
497. - water, eggplant, queen...Copy !req
498. Oh, Frank is pissing on Mac.
Very good.Copy !req
499. Yeah.
- Yes, I am.Copy !req
500. - Yeah, yeah.
- Come on.Copy !req
501. - Oh, he is!
- He is for real.Copy !req
502. - Nice one.
- That's a great text, Dee.
- Thank you.Copy !req
503. Oh, ah... You want a great text?I'm gonna...Copy !req
504. No, no, Dee...
Dee beat you to it.
- Yeah.Copy !req
505. - Huh? What do you think?Copy !req
506. Well, then, I'm gonna
do one from the heart.Copy !req
507. - I'm gonna do one
from the heart.
- You liked it for real?Copy !req
508. Oh, Mac, I like that.
What is that?Copy !req
509. I mean, they are...
they're just funny.Copy !req
510. Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBHCopy !req
511. Thank you
for joining the focus group.Copy !req
512. I just want to say thanks
to the suits back there
for allowing us to be here.Copy !req
513. He thinks that's
a two-way mirror.Copy !req
514. - Dee, did you just scale up
the side of the building?
- Free soloed!Copy !req
515. You gotta beef up security.You know how easy it was for meto get in that window?Copy !req
516. What kind of people do you think you're gonna attract with that?Copy !req
517. Young bohemians
with no sexual boundaries.Copy !req
518. All-new Sunny.Copy !req
519. Wednesdays at 10:00 on FXX.Copy !req
520. Oh, my God!
Ooh.Copy !req
521. Look at
these hardwood floors!Copy !req
522. You can't make people
like you,Copy !req
523. but if people
don't respect you,Copy !req
524. you can make 'em fear you.Copy !req
525. - We have to talk, Angel.-There's nothing to talk about.Copy !req
526. - What we did was personal.Copy !req
527. We broke the rules.Copy !req
528. Mayans.Copy !req
529. All new Tuesdays at 10:00 on FX.Copy !req
530. AHS 1984.Copy !req
531. All new,
Wednesdays at 10:00 on FX.Copy !req