1. An FX original series.Copy !req
2. Mr. InBetween.Copy !req
3. All new,
Thursdays at 10:00 on FX.Copy !req
4. FXX presents...Copy !req
5. It's Always Sunny
in Philadelphia.Copy !req
6. Uh, guys, I-I'd like
to raise a glass to Frank.Copy !req
7. Frank, another year has gone bysince you came into my life.Copy !req
8. I don't see any blue
on this menu.Copy !req
9. - Well, hang on. Don't interrupt.-Why do you want to eat blue?Copy !req
10. - The best foods are blue.
Charlie,Copy !req
11. let's just order, shall we?Copy !req
12. Now, Dennis, what will I be
having this evening?Copy !req
13. - Oh, come on.
- Well, I don't want
to just order, okay?Copy !req
14. I'm trying to say some nice
words here, okay?Copy !req
15. - About what?
- About you, man.Copy !req
16. Oh, God. You people.Copy !req
17. Ugh, this guy again.Copy !req
18. Come on, man. What are you doinghere? This isn't Guigino's.Copy !req
19. Yeah, I thought you moved.Copy !req
20. I moved back. So...
Wait, you guys remember me?Copy !req
21. Uh, yeah, you're everywhere.Copy !req
22. Yeah. We can't get away
from you.Copy !req
23. You know what?
Doesn't matter.Copy !req
24. What's in them little bowls?
Blue, I hope.Copy !req
25. I... Bl...Copy !req
26. No, i-it's amuse-bouche
for the table.Copy !req
27. - What is it?
- We didn't order yet, pal.Copy !req
28. Again, Dennis, what am I having?Copy !req
29. - Stop asking me that.-I'm not paying for those, pal.Copy !req
30. They're compliments
from the chef.Copy !req
31. We don't want compliments,
we want food.Copy !req
32. If I wanted a compliment,I'd walk into a bar.Copy !req
33. - Oh, Dee. God.Copy !req
34. - Dee, shut up.
Yeah, Dennis,
do you want meCopy !req
35. to throw my glass of water
in her face?Copy !req
36. Well, don't ask. Just do.Copy !req
37. Well, h-hang on a second, dude.You don't chew no good anymore.Copy !req
38. - You want me to chew that up
for you?
- I don't want that.Copy !req
39. Well, you haven't had your teethsharpened in a bit.Copy !req
40. - I better chew it.
- He gets his teeth sharpened?Copy !req
41. - Not as often as he should.
No. Uh...Copy !req
42. What's this?Copy !req
43. I think he's choking.Copy !req
44. Oh, shit.
- Yeah, he can't get air.Copy !req
45. Yeah.Copy !req
46. Hmm.Copy !req
47. Okay, folks, we have
a few specials tonight.Copy !req
48. Oh, my God!Copy !req
49. That's it! Yeah,
I'm absolutely having a fit!
All night long?Copy !req
50. - Look, I-I'm sorry, okay?-I'm having a fit. That's right.Copy !req
51. I don't know what happened.
I froze up, all right?Copy !req
52. - Oh, yeah. You froze up.
- May-Maybe I thoughtCopy !req
53. - that's how you wanted
to go out, Frank.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
54. That's how I wanted to go? Me?Copy !req
55. I don't know! I don't know
how you want to die.Copy !req
56. You only ever talkabout how you
don'twant to die,Copy !req
57. like in a hospital bed
or getting spit-roastedCopy !req
58. - by two Latin King gang membersin prison.
- Yeah.Copy !req
59. Okay, look, at least here,Copy !req
60. you're in a fancy restaurant,
right?Copy !req
61. - You're surrounded
by your friends.
- Oh, my friends.Copy !req
62. Who are watching me
choke to deathCopy !req
63. - with pleasure in their eyes.
- Nobody had pleasure! Okay,Copy !req
64. - maybe I was a little mad
at you, all right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
65. Y-You didn't let me finish
my speech.Copy !req
66. You kept interrupting me
about anything that's blueCopy !req
67. - on the menu, right?
- Yeah. Yeah, right. Yeah.Copy !req
68. You didn't let me chew your foodfor you. You know, you...Copy !req
69. Oh, well, you're not gonna
be able to do that, either.Copy !req
70. No more chewing my food.Copy !req
71. You mash it too thin.Copy !req
72. - You take all the flavor
out of it.Copy !req
73. - You get all the nutrients.
I get all the mush.
- You...Copy !req
74. - Do you think I want
to chew your food?
- Yeah, you...Copy !req
75. Well, you don't have to do thatanymore, because I'm going.Copy !req
76. - Where are you gonna go?
- I'm goingCopy !req
77. - to the one person
who actually cares about me.
- All right.Copy !req
78. Good.
You know what, fine, go.Copy !req
79. Get out of here.
I don't care.Copy !req
80. I'll go back to being me.
You know, young and coolCopy !req
81. before I started chewingthe food of some crazy old man.Copy !req
82. You know,
I used to do cool shit, Frank!Copy !req
83. I used to be cool!Copy !req
84. I'm cool.Copy !req
85. That was an interesting evening.Copy !req
86. Yeah. Yeah, it was.
Frank was pissed.Copy !req
87. I would've stepped in,Copy !req
88. but, of course,
I was taking my cues from you.Copy !req
89. Why?Copy !req
90. Well, you didn't tell me whetherl should save him or not.Copy !req
91. But why?
I mean, wh...Copy !req
92. why do I still have
to tell you what to do?Copy !req
93. Why do I still have
to order your dinners for you?Copy !req
94. And why is it up to me to decideCopy !req
95. whether or not you're going
to save a man's life?Copy !req
96. You know what the problem is?Copy !req
97. I can't depend on you.
I can't depend on anyone.Copy !req
98. You know, I mean, if that
had been me choking tonight...Copy !req
99. - no one would've saved me.
- No.Copy !req
100. I-I would've saved you, Dennis.I would have saved you.Copy !req
101. - If you told me to.Copy !req
102. Oh, Jesus Christ—
if I told you to?Copy !req
103. Oh!Copy !req
104. What are you doing here, man?
It's, like, after midnight.Copy !req
105. Uh, after midnight? What are you, like, in your 40s?Copy !req
106. - Yeah. As are you.
- Yeah.Copy !req
107. - Have a slice.
Let's get into it, boys.
- No! No.Copy !req
108. Dennis cannot eat cheese,
because cheese is poison.Copy !req
109. - No dairy for this guy.
- That's actually correct.Copy !req
110. Oh. It's all good, though.
I actually ate all the cheeseCopy !req
111. on the walk over, so...
no cheese!Copy !req
112. Oh! That solves it.
Dennis will haveCopy !req
113. - the crust and the sauce, then.-No, Mac.Copy !req
114. Not gonna have the crust.
Are you insane?Copy !req
115. I mean, you know, carbs aside,
it's absolutely teemingCopy !req
116. with gluten.Copy !req
117. I knew that.
I just... I forgot.Copy !req
118. - You didn't know that.
- I did.Copy !req
119. Don't worry about that, though.It's all good.Copy !req
120. I ate the crust, too.Copy !req
121. Oh, so you came over
with a box of tomato sauce?Copy !req
122. Oh, great.Copy !req
123. - Dennis will have the sauce.
- Sugar.Copy !req
124. - Sugar.
- Uh, no.Copy !req
125. Actually,
I slurped that up, too,Copy !req
126. because that was just kind of
looking good, so I figured...Copy !req
127. So you ate them all separately—all the elements—Copy !req
128. and then came over
with an empty pizza box?Copy !req
129. - This is a nice gesture,
you know.
- It's not.Copy !req
130. - It's the suggestion of food.
- Guys. Guys, guys, guys, guys.Copy !req
131. - Oh, my God.
You are not going to believeCopy !req
132. - what just happened to me. Okay.-Christ. She's here now.Copy !req
133. - So, I'm wandering around,
right, for hours.
- Yeah.Copy !req
134. I-I'm just thinking
about what happened tonightCopy !req
135. and— with Frank, you know—Copy !req
136. and-and I'm not proud of it,
but I, uh...Copy !req
137. Something weird kind of happenedto me with that whole thing,Copy !req
138. 'cause I...
I got a pretty good rushCopy !req
139. from a man almost dying
right in front of me.Copy !req
140. I-I liked it, and-and,Copy !req
141. you know,
I'm thinking about it so muchCopy !req
142. that I sort of space out.Copy !req
143. Long story short,Copy !req
144. I wind up in the middle
of the street, okay?Copy !req
145. And an Uber
just goes flying by meCopy !req
146. at, like-like, 50.
Almost hit me!Copy !req
147. You're so good at
telling stories. So concise.Copy !req
148. I wish it did hit you.Copy !req
149. You guys,
the rush I got from that...Copy !req
150. - You would not believe it.
Okay, I-I...Copy !req
151. I don't believe it.
I don't care about it.Copy !req
152. - I don't care. I don't care.
- It blew my mind.Copy !req
153. - Why'd you come over?-No, wait, I-I can't stand this.Copy !req
154. I-I can't do this. I mean, it's in the middle of the night.Copy !req
155. - Yeah, that's right.
- Okay? And I'm surrounded
by lunatics here.Copy !req
156. We are surrounded by lunatics.Copy !req
157. - You're one of the lunatics!
- What?Copy !req
158. Okay, you know what? This is theone thing I've learned tonight.Copy !req
159. - I can't depend on anyone
but myself, okay?
- What? What?Copy !req
160. So I got to take care of myself.I got to stay healthy.Copy !req
161. You know what?
I'm gonna go to bed.Copy !req
162. That's what I should...
I'm gonna go to bed.Copy !req
163. Go to bed? What are you, 40?Copy !req
164. We're the same age!Copy !req
165. - Uh, Dennis,
should I go to bed, too?Copy !req
166. I don't care!Copy !req
167. - He said yes, I think?
- Oh, I don't think
he gives a shitCopy !req
168. - what you do.
- I don't think he cares.Copy !req
169. He cares because
we depend on each other,Copy !req
170. so I should probably go to sleepbecause we depend on each other.Copy !req
171. Tomorrow, I got to wake up
and depend on him.Copy !req
172. He's gonna depend on me,
so good night, guys.Copy !req
173. Okay, so, what do you
want to get into?Copy !req
174. Oh, I kind of wanted to hang outwith the guys, so...Copy !req
175. I know. I know. Me, too.Copy !req
176. - But they went to bed,
so just you and me.
- Mm.Copy !req
177. Yeah, but I-I don't
want it to be.Copy !req
178. - You know?
- Oh.Copy !req
179. - Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
180. Okay.Copy !req
181. Hey-o! Look who's up.
Sleepyhead.Copy !req
182. Here you go. You know
you grind your teeth at night?Copy !req
183. What is this?Copy !req
184. What the hell are you doing
in my home?Copy !req
185. I'm moving in.Copy !req
186. Hey, you had my back.
Now I'm gonna have yours.Copy !req
187. Uh, first thing we got to doCopy !req
188. is beef up the security
around here.Copy !req
189. You know how easy it was
for me to get in that window?Copy !req
190. Took me all of 30 seconds
with this hammer.Copy !req
191. I could have been
bashing your face inCopy !req
192. before you knew what hit you,Copy !req
193. which would've been this hammer, which I already had in my hand,Copy !req
194. in case you weren't listening.Copy !req
195. Wh-What's going on?Copy !req
196. It's you and me
against the world, kid.Copy !req
197. You got a nice place here.Copy !req
198. Wouldn't be bad
to have a roommate.Copy !req
199. Okay, look, I only saved youCopy !req
200. because it's what
any decent person would do,Copy !req
201. but I don't need a roommate.Copy !req
202. I already live here
with my mother.Copy !req
203. Oh. That old vegetable lady
is your mom?Copy !req
204. Nah, you don't have to worry
about her.Copy !req
205. I took care of her.Copy !req
206. Took care of her?
What do you mean?Copy !req
207. I threw a sheet over her head.
She was freaking me out.Copy !req
208. Mom! Oh, my God!Copy !req
209. Are you all right?Copy !req
210. I don't think she can
hear you, pal. She's gonzo.Copy !req
211. Why would you want
to live with thatCopy !req
212. when you can live with me
and get a lot of good action?Copy !req
213. Please leave
before I call the police.Copy !req
214. Suit yourself.Copy !req
215. - Door or window?
- The door is fine.Copy !req
216. It's gonna take me a long time
to bash through that door.Copy !req
217. Guys, how long
is this gonna take?Copy !req
218. Dennis needs to finishhis pre-workout shake, Charlie.Copy !req
219. And I rubbed down his calves,Copy !req
220. and now I have to tape
his ankles.Copy !req
221. Yeah, but can we just, like,
play already?Copy !req
222. No, we can't just play, Charlie. We can't just play.Copy !req
223. Are you insane?
We can't just play!Copy !req
224. - Uh, what's he...? What?Copy !req
225. Look, honestly, Dennis shouldn'teven be playing basketballCopy !req
226. - in the first place...
- Wrong, Mac.Copy !req
227. Basketball is exactly
what I should be doing.Copy !req
228. It's what men like Frank
never did,Copy !req
229. and their bodies became soft
and feeble and-and roundCopy !req
230. and at high risk for injury anddisease and choking on things.Copy !req
231. - Well, can we do something?
- Yes.Copy !req
232. Let's just... let's begin
with a light warm-up of, uh...Copy !req
233. passing,Copy !req
234. and then after 15 minutes
or so of that,Copy !req
235. we'll work our way
into a light jog,Copy !req
236. and then we'll do some layups.Copy !req
237. - Passing. All right.
- Too hard. Too fast.Copy !req
238. Still a little bit too hard.Copy !req
239. Simple.Copy !req
240. - Oh.Copy !req
241. Ah, damn it.Copy !req
242. Jesus, man. What-what the hell
was that? Are you okay?Copy !req
243. Ow. I don't know.My... timing's a little bit off.Copy !req
244. I... might not be feeling
too well all of a sudden.Copy !req
245. Wait a second.Copy !req
246. Dennis, I-I feel like there's a little bit of pollen in the air.Copy !req
247. Pollen?Copy !req
248. You didn't tell me
there was to be pollen today.Copy !req
249. I-I can't do pollen.
I don't do pollen.Copy !req
250. I know. I didn't know.
I mean, maybe,Copy !req
251. on account of the season,
I thought maybe...Copy !req
252. - Oh. Oh!
I'm sorry.Copy !req
253. - Come on, Dee. Why are you here?-Hear me out, you guys.Copy !req
254. This whole thing with Frank
and the Uber stuff—Copy !req
255. it's got me thinking, you know.Copy !req
256. I feel like the only way
to truly live lifeCopy !req
257. to its fullest is to live it
on the edge.Copy !req
258. - On the edge of what?
- On the edge of life or death.Copy !req
259. So, I went into
the Puerto Rican part of town,Copy !req
260. started making fun
of their big fat assesCopy !req
261. and asked them
if they were Dominican.Copy !req
262. - What?
- Yeah.
- Why-why would you do that?Copy !req
263. Well, to be fair,
I did start with some stuffCopy !req
264. that was slightly
less offensive, but turns out,Copy !req
265. they're a very lovely community, so I really had to...Copy !req
266. I had to dig deeper.Copy !req
267. Really, really hit 'em
where it hurt.Copy !req
268. Anyway, they're on their way.Copy !req
269. They're on their way?Copy !req
270. Yeah, after what I said,
sure, yeah.Copy !req
271. I was like, "Um, you guys,
why don't you take a breakCopy !req
272. "from your cockfighting and, uh, you know, hop in your raftsCopy !req
273. and come bring it
to a real American?"Copy !req
274. And then I was like,
"Follow me."Copy !req
275. That's Mexican!
That's Mexican.Copy !req
276. - What are you doing?
- Oh! That did it.Copy !req
277. - Why are you doing this?
- It pissed 'em off.Copy !req
278. Because it-it gave me a r...Copy !req
279. a-a thrill
like you wouldn't believe.Copy !req
280. Anyway, you guys want in
on this with me?Copy !req
281. - No!
- No!
- What?Copy !req
282. - You-you would put us
all at riskCopy !req
283. with your suicidal race-baiting.I... I-I...Copy !req
284. Eh, something's off.
I-I got to go home.Copy !req
285. - What?
- Oh, Dennis. Dennis, yes.Copy !req
286. - I got to go home.
- You're leaving?Copy !req
287. You know what? He-he needs
his post-workout shake.Copy !req
288. - You haven't worked out yet.-That's what it is. I need a...Copy !req
289. Yes, we were playing basketball,Copy !req
290. and I've depleted
my electrolytes,Copy !req
291. and now I'm Dee-shaming,Copy !req
292. and that's depleted me
even more,Copy !req
293. - so, yes.
- Oh, come on.
- You know what?Copy !req
294. - Uh, let me...
let me get you home, Dennis.
- I'm wobbly.Copy !req
295. Here. You can
count on me, buddy.Copy !req
296. - All right, get me...
- You can count on me.Copy !req
297. - Get me home.
- He can count on me, guys.Copy !req
298. The hell's wrong with him?Copy !req
299. Uh, pollen, I guess.Copy !req
300. Huh.Copy !req
301. So, uh, you want
to take this beating with me?Copy !req
302. No.Copy !req
303. Hey, Mom.Copy !req
304. Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
305. Had to work a double shift.Copy !req
306. Hey-o! All good.Copy !req
307. Made her dinner already.
She's eating blue.Copy !req
308. - What is this?
- Well, I figure,Copy !req
309. you were at work, and your mom
was stuck home alone,Copy !req
310. so I broke in again.Copy !req
311. What did you do to her?Copy !req
312. What? Well, I just
spruced her up a little bit.Copy !req
313. - What do you think?
- I think she look nuts!Copy !req
314. Okay, you know what?
Stop coming here.Copy !req
315. I don't want you here. Stop
breaking into my home, okay?Copy !req
316. Whoa. Why are you being
such a hard-on about this?Copy !req
317. I'm just trying
to help a little bit.Copy !req
318. You know, I did a little
homework while you were away.Copy !req
319. You graduated at the top
of your class with honors,Copy !req
320. and were enrolled
in pilot school.Copy !req
321. But then, your mommy got sick,Copy !req
322. and you had to take other jobs
and make ends meet.Copy !req
323. I mean, it must've been
really hard being up there,Copy !req
324. slinging V8 JuiceCopy !req
325. when you should've been captainof the ship.Copy !req
326. What is this?Copy !req
327. Somebody enrolled somebody
back into pilot school.Copy !req
328. So, what do you say we quit
that dead-end job you're inCopy !req
329. and put your mommy
in a real nice home?Copy !req
330. Something with
24-hour care, on me.Copy !req
331. And not one of them
bang 'em and bin 'em joints.Copy !req
332. Something really nice.Copy !req
333. Would be nice to go back
to pilot school.Copy !req
334. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
335. Oh, let me give you some more.Copy !req
336. Yeah. Here you go. Here you go.Copy !req
337. Yeah. Blue has
the most antioxygens.Copy !req
338. Ugh.Copy !req
339. Christ. I feel like I'm dying.Copy !req
340. Just let me help you, Dennis.Copy !req
341. - Here, have another
health shake.Copy !req
342. No. I don't want another one
of your stupid shakes, Mac.Copy !req
343. All right?
And for the last time,Copy !req
344. please just leave me alone.Copy !req
345. Just...Copy !req
346. - What are you doing?Copy !req
347. I want to throw this shakeCopy !req
348. in your stupid face,
but I'm struggling.Copy !req
349. Charlie, will you please throwthis shake in Mac's face for me?Copy !req
350. - Me?
- Yes.Copy !req
351. - Oh.
- Dennis, do you want me
to throw it into my own face?Copy !req
352. That would ruin the effect.Copy !req
353. - Right. Charlie,
throw this in my face.Copy !req
354. Well, don't tell him
to throw it in your face,Copy !req
355. because now I feel like
you want it.Copy !req
356. Uh, what if I throw it
in my face?Copy !req
357. - I don't want it.-MAC: No, you're not following.Copy !req
358. He wants you to throw that
in my face,Copy !req
359. and he wants me to not want it.Copy !req
360. - I don't want it, right, Dennis?-You've both ruined the moment.Copy !req
361. You've misunderstood
what I'm going for,Copy !req
362. and I'm just gonna go lie down
on my bed. I feel so awful.Copy !req
363. - Yeah. I'll carry you,
because I... -No, no, no. You're not gonna...Copy !req
364. No. You dropped me twice
last time.Copy !req
365. You bumbling idiot.Copy !req
366. You're probably also
covered in pollen,Copy !req
367. which is making me
feel horrible.Copy !req
368. A pollen-covered man offeringto carry a-a perfectly well man.Copy !req
369. It's insane.Copy !req
370. - Hey, uh, can I have your...?
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
371. - You mind if I have
his shake, then,Copy !req
372. - if he's not gonna have it?
- Huh?Copy !req
373. - Can I have this?
- No, that's, uh...Copy !req
374. That's his shake, so...
you can't have it. Just...Copy !req
375. Yeah, but... I-I want it,
and he said he didn't want it.Copy !req
376. Yeah, yeah, but he might
want it later, so...Copy !req
377. Yeah, yeah,
but I kind of want it now,Copy !req
378. so I'd like to have
the shake, then.Copy !req
379. Yeah, but it's not really
for you.Copy !req
380. Yeah, but I want it,
and he's not having it,Copy !req
381. so I don't really see
any reason why...Copy !req
382. - You can't have it, Charlie!
- Yeah! I will drink it!Copy !req
383. What is this?Copy !req
384. It's a... protein shake.Copy !req
385. It's just a health shake
for Dennis.Copy !req
386. Yeah, but it tastes like pizza.Copy !req
387. Oh, really?
Nah, it's...Copy !req
388. You know what? There's a lot
of different flavors.Copy !req
389. That's probably, like,
the pizza-flavored one.Copy !req
390. And soda.Copy !req
391. Wha— Are you feeding DennisCopy !req
392. blended-up pizza
and soda shakes?Copy !req
393. Shh. Yes. Uh, I...Copy !req
394. - Why? Why are you doing that?
- Because I'm...Copy !req
395. I'm poisoning him, all right?
Just...Copy !req
396. - What?
- A little bit.Copy !req
397. Look, uh, all the gluten
and the sugar and the dairy,Copy !req
398. uh, just wreaks havoc
on his system, you know?Copy !req
399. - Oh.
- And it makes him so weak.Copy !req
400. And then he's gonna depend on meto take care of him,Copy !req
401. to bring him back
from the brink of death.Copy !req
402. - Why are you doing that?
- You know what I'm saying?Copy !req
403. - Well, because I want him
to depend on me, Charlie.
- Oh.Copy !req
404. Nah! That's gonna takeCopy !req
405. - way too long.
Whoa.Copy !req
406. Dee, did you just
scale up the sideCopy !req
407. - of the building?
Yeah.Copy !req
408. Free soloed it.Copy !req
409. Sucked though.
Didn't feel a thing.Copy !req
410. Look, Mac, Munchausen by proxy, that's cute and everything.Copy !req
411. But if you want Dennis
to really depend on you,Copy !req
412. you're gonna have to
save his life... for real.Copy !req
413. Oh.Copy !req
414. And I'm gonna help you.Copy !req
415. Aw...Copy !req
416. Don't. Just don't.Copy !req
417. - Hey! You're just in time
for a blue feast.
- Hey.Copy !req
418. - Mm.
- Did you have a good sleep?Copy !req
419. Yeah. To be honest,Copy !req
420. I had the best night's sleep
of my life.Copy !req
421. - Oh.
- Yeah.Copy !req
422. I feel kind of guilty
saying this, but, uh,Copy !req
423. since you found a home
for my mom,Copy !req
424. I feel like
this-this huge weightCopy !req
425. - has been lifted off of me.
- Ah.Copy !req
426. - Great! Let's eat.
- Yeah.Copy !req
427. - Come on. Okay. All right.
- Okay. Great.Copy !req
428. - See what we got here.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
429. Uh...Copy !req
430. Yeah, I don't know
if I want to eat that.Copy !req
431. Oh. Oh, okay.Copy !req
432. Well, I just worked on it
a long time.Copy !req
433. Well, three of the thingsare still in plastic packaging.Copy !req
434. All right.Copy !req
435. Well, how 'bout
if you just make a speech?Copy !req
436. - A what?
- A speech. You know,Copy !req
437. something to honor
our new relationship.Copy !req
438. Uh, do I have to?Copy !req
439. Yes.Copy !req
440. Oh.Copy !req
441. Okay. Well, uh...Copy !req
442. this is exciting.Copy !req
443. Good start.Copy !req
444. Uh, I'm excited to get back
in the simulator,Copy !req
445. log some more hours.Copy !req
446. Oh, good, good.Copy !req
447. Well, but don't just make
the speech about you.Copy !req
448. - Oh.
- Put me in there
a little bit, too.Copy !req
449. Oh.Copy !req
450. Okay. Uh...Copy !req
451. Uh, thanks for sticking my mom
in that home.Copy !req
452. - Never could've done it myself.-Yeah. Mm, mm.Copy !req
453. She always said it's the last
thing she ever wanted, so...Copy !req
454. - So, thank you.
- What?Copy !req
455. - Thank you.
- Wait, your mom saidCopy !req
456. that's the last thing
she wanted,Copy !req
457. - was to be in a home?
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
458. She said it all the time.Copy !req
459. So, when you saw her in there,
why'd you let her stay?Copy !req
460. Well, I didn't see her.
You took her.Copy !req
461. You mean you didn't have
the decency to go?Copy !req
462. You told me not to, to avoid the emotion of it all.Copy !req
463. Well, I told you not to
because I wassticking herCopy !req
464. in a bang 'em and bin 'em joint.Copy !req
465. - What?
- They're much cheaper!Copy !req
466. I'm starting to think
I had you pegged all wrong.Copy !req
467. I'm sorry, can we go back to the'bang 'em and bin 'em" thing?Copy !req
468. To think I trusted my life
with you, when you would treatCopy !req
469. your mother like that.Copy !req
470. I bet you'd let meget spit-roasted by Latin KingsCopy !req
471. just like that, wouldn't you?Copy !req
472. I'm sorry, I can't follow
this conversation.Copy !req
473. - Where is my mother?
- And if you thinkCopy !req
474. I'm paying the 40 grand
you owe that flight school,Copy !req
475. you got another thing coming!Copy !req
476. - Iowe them?
I can't afford that.
- Yes!Copy !req
477. Well, then you probablycan't afford the bin 'em joint,Copy !req
478. 'cause that shit
ain't free, bozo!Copy !req
479. Where are you going?Copy !req
480. I'm out of here!
Have a nice life!Copy !req
481. And... kiss my ass, dirtbag.Copy !req
482. I can't afford any of this!Copy !req
483. Okay.Copy !req
484. This powder is
a major histamine toxin.Copy !req
485. The second Dennis drinks it,Copy !req
486. his throat's just gonna start
to seize right up.Copy !req
487. After a few minutes, Mac,
you jab himCopy !req
488. with that EpiPen—
you save his life.Copy !req
489. - After a few minutes?
- Yeah.Copy !req
490. 15, 20 tops.
Just until he flatlines.Copy !req
491. Then you bring him back.Copy !req
492. - Uh, no, Dee,
we're not gonna do that.
- Wait, what?Copy !req
493. You're not gonna poison him?Copy !req
494. You don't think
Dennis is gonna seeCopy !req
495. right through this silly ruse?Copy !req
496. - All right.
Yeah. Now, Frank,
on the other hand...Copy !req
497. - Yeah. Now, Frank's
not gonna see through it.
- No.Copy !req
498. So-so that's why
we invited Frank.Copy !req
499. Because Charlie and I can jumpto action and save Frank's life.Copy !req
500. - Together.
- Now— Yeah. Now, of course,Copy !req
501. Dennis will see
through that ruse as well,Copy !req
502. but he'll be very impressedCopy !req
503. with how far I'm willing to go
to prove my worth to him.Copy !req
504. - Then Dennis will love me.
- Frank's not gonnaCopy !req
505. read into any of this.Copy !req
506. He's just gonna be happy
that I saved him.Copy !req
507. Listen, consider the flatline
though, okay?Copy !req
508. 'Cause I really got to know whatpeople see on the other side.Copy !req
509. - Yeah. They're coming.
Shut up. Shut up.
- Shut up, Dee. Dee.Copy !req
510. - Shut up, shut up,
shut up, shut up, shut up.
- Frank! Dennis!Copy !req
511. Here, uh, come-come on.
Have a seat.Copy !req
512. Thanks for joining us, guys.Copy !req
513. Uh, Frank, I, uh... I picked upyour hair for you, so...Copy !req
514. Dennis, you're looking better.Copy !req
515. I'm feeling better, Mac,
no thanks to you.Copy !req
516. Okay, guys, I'd-I'd like
to make a quick toast,Copy !req
517. if I could, before we begin.Copy !req
518. Oh, my God! Why?Copy !req
519. Why are you people all here?Copy !req
520. Hey, man,
don't interrupt, okay?Copy !req
521. We're not ready to order. Go.Copy !req
522. Well, I couldn't take your orderif I wanted to,Copy !req
523. because I'm just here
to beg for my job back,Copy !req
524. thanks to this guy.Copy !req
525. Do I know you?Copy !req
526. - Unbelievable.
- I don't know
what's going on here.Copy !req
527. - Can I get a whiskey, pal?
- Can I have one as well?Copy !req
528. Okay, guys, uh, before we begin,Copy !req
529. I-I'd like to make
a-a quick speech.Copy !req
530. Frank... look,Copy !req
531. we all understand
why you were mad at us.Copy !req
532. You have every right to be.Copy !req
533. But I'd like to make
a peace offering.Copy !req
534. - I sharpened my teeth, FYI.Copy !req
535. That's good.
Wish you'd let me do it, but—Copy !req
536. - Please don't interrupt. I...
- Charlie, would—Copy !req
537. - could you get to the...
- Yeah, okay. Uh...Copy !req
538. Over here is the peace offering.Copy !req
539. Oh. Whoa.
Is that a... is that a shake?Copy !req
540. Yeah. Can you guys
just not interrupt me though?Copy !req
541. - Can I have that, please?
- Uh...
No.Copy !req
542. - It's not for you.
Uh...
- No. Yeah, no, no.Copy !req
543. Because th-that's blue, and you don't like blue, Dennis.Copy !req
544. Uh, well, I would
very much like to have it,Copy !req
545. because I do feel like the
shakes are finally kicking inCopy !req
546. and that's why I'm feeling
a little bit better, so...Copy !req
547. - Oh.
Yeah.Copy !req
548. Well, no,
it's not for him, okay?Copy !req
549. - It's for Frank.
- I'm not interested.Copy !req
550. He doesn't want it, sol would like to have it, please.Copy !req
551. Absolutely not. I forbid it.Copy !req
552. Stop trying to prove yourself tome in all the wrong ways, Mac.Copy !req
553. Yeah, look, Frank,
just drink the shake, okay?Copy !req
554. You have to have it.Copy !req
555. - He doesn't want it!
- Somebody drink it!Copy !req
556. Give it to Dennis,
for crying out loud.Copy !req
557. - Give it to me!
- No! Absolutely not!Copy !req
558. Why not, goddamn it?Copy !req
559. - Because it's poisoned!
- Oh!Copy !req
560. - Uh, what?
I had to tell him!Copy !req
561. - He was gonna...
- Oh, come on!Copy !req
562. - It was gonna be
his blood and...
- There's poison in it.Copy !req
563. - We poisoned it.
- Excuse me?Copy !req
564. - It has a little bit
of poison in it.
- It has poison in it.Copy !req
565. - Poison in it.
- It's got— It's poisoned.Copy !req
566. You were gonna poison me,
Charlie?Copy !req
567. - Yeah.
- Yeah. And I was as well.Copy !req
568. It's just... But I was gonna save you, dude.Copy !req
569. Me, too.Copy !req
570. - Like, right afterward.
- Immediately.Copy !req
571. I should've done that
in the first place, man.Copy !req
572. - Me, too.
- Shut up, Mac!Copy !req
573. You're stepping on my...Copy !req
574. Look, Frank, I'm sorry, dude.Copy !req
575. I screwed up, man.Copy !req
576. I should've saved you,Copy !req
577. and I'll always save you
from now on, I promise.Copy !req
578. Thanks, Charlie.Copy !req
579. I knew you had my back.Copy !req
580. And I had your back, too,
with the plan.Copy !req
581. I was gonna...Copy !req
582. - do the plan...
- Yeah, Mac glommed onCopy !req
583. - to my thing and...
- Yeah, and save Frank.Copy !req
584. - Yeah.
- And then you were gonna be
impressed by thatCopy !req
585. and see that you need me
as well.Copy !req
586. Oh.Copy !req
587. Okay. I think I understand.Copy !req
588. So you were still gonna
rely on a decisionCopy !req
589. that somebody else made,
only, this time,Copy !req
590. you were potentially
gonna kill a man?Copy !req
591. Are you not pleased?Copy !req
592. No.Copy !req
593. Holy shit.
I think Dee drank the shake.Copy !req
594. Dee, did you— Dee?Copy !req
595. Oh!
- Holy shit.
- Oh, Dee!Copy !req
596. - That's okay. I have this.
- Uh, okay.Copy !req
597. - Hit her with it, man.
- All right, go.Copy !req
598. - No.
- I'm telling you to do it.Copy !req
599. I don't need you
to tell me what to do, Dennis.Copy !req
600. I'm going to make
my own decision.Copy !req
601. Oh, Mac, now is not
the time for this...Copy !req
602. Charlie, shut up!
I'm done with your plans.Copy !req
603. - She ain't moving, man.
- She wanted to see
the other side,Copy !req
604. and I want Dennis to seethat I can make my own decision.Copy !req
605. Oh, my God! What is wrong with you people?Copy !req
606. Okay.Copy !req
607. Uh... Ah.Copy !req
608. I saw it!Copy !req
609. I saw the other side.
I didn't like it.Copy !req
610. I hated it.
It was just blackness.Copy !req
611. There's nothing there.
It's just dark.Copy !req
612. That's it. Just lights out.I don't want to do that anymore.Copy !req
613. I don't want to live
on the edge.Copy !req
614. I don't want to die.
Thank you.Copy !req
615. Thank you so much,
whoever you are.Copy !req
616. - Hey, dude, can we get some,Copy !req
617. - like, breadsticks and menus
and, you know...
- MAC/DEE/DENNIS: Yeah.Copy !req
618. - I mean,
we've been here a while.
- Dinner and a show.Copy !req
619. Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBHCopy !req
620. I want to thank you
for joining the focus group.Copy !req
621. - I just want to say thanks
to the suits back thereCopy !req
622. for allowing us to be here.Copy !req
623. He thinks that's
a two-way mirror.Copy !req
624. All-new Sunny.Copy !req
625. Wednesdays at 10:00 on FXX.Copy !req
626. I... know... more.Copy !req
627. I think I'd make
a great drag queen.
Like, for real.Copy !req
628. But the one time I tried it,I looked so much like my mom, it scared me.Copy !req
629. And I was sexy as hell.Copy !req
630. I'm gonna have to get that
to you on Wednesday.Copy !req
631. Said you'd have
the money, man.Copy !req
632. No, I know I did.
I'm definitely gonna
have it by Wednesday.Copy !req
633. Definitely.Copy !req
634. I'm gonna have to
give you a touch-up.Copy !req
635. What? Well, can it
not be the face?Copy !req
636. - It's gotta be the face.
- Why?Copy !req
637. It's gotta be somewhere
where people can see it.Copy !req
638. - Now, don't flinch, yeah?
Jason?Copy !req
639. Whoa, whoa. Mate, mate.
It's just my mum.Copy !req
640. - Hi. I'm Lorraine.
- Nice to meet ya.Copy !req
641. Esta es mi familia.Copy !req
642. This... is my family.Copy !req
643. You either get in line...Copy !req
644. Or you get run out.Copy !req
645. Divided, we fall.
United, we roll.Copy !req
646. Mayans. All new Tuesdays at 10:00 on FX.Copy !req
647. AHS 1984.Copy !req
648. Wednesdays at 10:00 on FX.Copy !req