1. FXX presents...Copy !req
2. It's Always Sunny
in Philadelphia.Copy !req
3. I hope they don't show usCopy !req
4. some boring art house movie.Copy !req
5. Well, the title
of the move is terrible.Copy !req
6. I mean, Focus Group?
What is that?Copy !req
7. Focus Group isn't the title
of the movie.Copy !req
8. - We're in a focus group.
- Huh?Copy !req
9. Charlie, we're here to watch,
analyze, critique,Copy !req
10. and then,
most importantly, judgeCopy !req
11. whatever film
we're gonna be shown.Copy !req
12. Uh, these filmmakers—
they need valuable input,Copy !req
13. and we have been carefully
selected to provide it.Copy !req
14. We were walking out of the mall,Copy !req
15. and they offered us
Red Lobster gift cards.Copy !req
16. Nevertheless, you know,
they've chosen wisely.Copy !req
17. Uh, good afternoon, everyone.Copy !req
18. I-I want to thank you
for joining us today.Copy !req
19. Now, your feedback
is very important to us.Copy !req
20. - Sweet.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
21. I'm just a little confused here,Copy !req
22. 'cause I can't
follow this movie.Copy !req
23. The movie hasn't started yet.Copy !req
24. Yeah, uh, Moderator,
not to worry.Copy !req
25. I-I just want to assure you that
your movie is in good hands.Copy !req
26. Y-You've chosen wisely.Copy !req
27. See, I, myself,
am a prolific filmmaker.Copy !req
28. In fact,
while you don't thrill me,Copy !req
29. I might even consider you
for one of my roles.Copy !req
30. Well, thank you, um,
but I'm not really a performer.Copy !req
31. I'll get a performance
out of you.Copy !req
32. - Uh, where will we appear
in the credits?
- In the credits?Copy !req
33. - Are we gonna be at the front?
- Yeah, for our contribution.Copy !req
34. - Sort of the beginning
of the film, or...?
- Yeah.Copy !req
35. Well, you-you will not be.Copy !req
36. But your opinions
are valuable to us.Copy !req
37. - And you're gonna get
a lot of them.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
38. I'm already tearing
this entire experience apart.Copy !req
39. - As am I.
Me, too.Copy !req
40. - Why don't we just start?
- I'll tell you what.
Why don't youCopy !req
41. - just go ahead and show us
- Let's just, let's see.Copy !req
42. whatever piece of shit
you're gonna show us, you know,Copy !req
43. - Yeah.
- so we can tear it apart
and get out to Red Lobster?Copy !req
44. Yeah, I'm hungry.
- Okay.Copy !req
45. So the title of the film is...Copy !req
46. Thunder Gun 4: Maximum Cool.Copy !req
47. - Oh!
- What?
- Oh!Copy !req
48. - Really?
- Holy...Copy !req
49. Uh... uh...Copy !req
50. What was that?Copy !req
51. I, uh... I'm not sure.Copy !req
52. - Uh...
- I-I was totally lost.Copy !req
53. Did they make Thunder Gun bad?Copy !req
54. - Yeah.
- Okay. So,Copy !req
55. that was our movie.Copy !req
56. Now, clearly,
the film is not done,Copy !req
57. but still a work in progress.Copy !req
58. - Oh.
- Oh.
- Oh, thank God!Copy !req
59. - Oh.
- Okay, great.
- Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
60. Okay, so let's adjourn
to the conference roomCopy !req
61. to begin our session.Copy !req
62. - Let's get into it. Yeah.
- Yeah. Let's-let's fix it.Copy !req
63. - We can, uh, we can fix it.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
64. Okay, why don't we justCopy !req
65. break it down, act by act?Copy !req
66. I'll play back a scene
from the first act,Copy !req
67. and then we can discuss.Copy !req
68. - Yeah, okay. All right.
- Okay.Copy !req
69. Is your name John?
John ThunderGun?Copy !req
70. Mm. Maybe once.Copy !req
71. Not anymore.Copy !req
72. I'm Dr. Ling.Copy !req
73. This is my assistant Max.Copy !req
74. I'm head of research
and development for Com-Tec.Copy !req
75. We need your help.Copy !req
76. Why?Copy !req
77. You got a bottle of whiskey
that needs draining?Copy !req
78. A man named Colonel Washington
has stolen a formulaCopy !req
79. from our lab.Copy !req
80. In the wrong hands,
this formula could be usedCopy !req
81. as a powerful weapon.Copy !req
82. A weapon that could destroy
millions of lives.Copy !req
83. We need it back,
but he wants something from us.Copy !req
84. Oh, yeah? What's that?Copy !req
85. Not what, but who.Copy !req
86. I am Colonel Washington.Copy !req
87. You know my reputation,
so you'll give me what I seek.Copy !req
88. Where is ThunderGun?Copy !req
89. Right here.Copy !req
90. Me.Copy !req
91. I am ThunderGun.Copy !req
92. I am ThunderGun.Copy !req
93. I am ThunderGun.Copy !req
94. I am ThunderGun!Copy !req
95. I am ThunderGun!Copy !req
96. I am ThunderGun!
I am ThunderGun!Copy !req
97. I am—Copy !req
98. Okay, who has questions
about the setup?Copy !req
99. - Mm.
- Oh.
- Oh!Copy !req
100. - Me, me, me, me!
Yeah.Copy !req
101. - Um, let's start with you.
- What's being set up?Copy !req
102. Um... the entire movie.Copy !req
103. The, uh...Copy !req
104. So, the main characters,
the story, the villain.Copy !req
105. That's where you lost me.
Who's the bad guy?Copy !req
106. Well, Colonel Washington,
obviously.Copy !req
107. That's not clear.Copy !req
108. In the old movies,
the good guy wore white,Copy !req
109. the bad guy wore black,
or was black.Copy !req
110. Well, depending on the hero.Copy !req
111. Right?
It's-it's not a racial thing.Copy !req
112. - Mm.
- It's about opposites.Copy !req
113. See, I want the bad guy
to be different than meCopy !req
114. - so I know why I hate him.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
115. Mm.
- I hate people
who are different than me.Copy !req
116. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Like Rocky one.Copy !req
117. Bad guy was black.Copy !req
118. Rocky II— another black guy.Copy !req
119. Rocky III— different black guy
with a mohawk.Copy !req
120. - Right.
- Yeah, but in Die Hard,Copy !req
121. - the bad guy was foreign, right?
- Hmm.Copy !req
122. Yeah.
- So I know why I hate him.Copy !req
123. There we go.
Yeah.Copy !req
124. People hate foreigners.Copy !req
125. - Right.
- Yeah, we hate them.
- Right? So in Thunder Gun,Copy !req
126. you don't have
to do any reshoots, right?Copy !req
127. Yeah.
- Don't-don't make him black.Copy !req
128. - Just give him an accent.
- What kind of accent?Copy !req
129. What about Australian?
That's pretty foreign.Copy !req
130. No, that's not gonna work.Copy !req
131. 'Cause they're white.Copy !req
132. No, because they're fun.Copy !req
133. They're a very fun group
of people, right? I mean...Copy !req
134. Yeah.
- Try to hate an Australian.Copy !req
135. - It's impossible.
- A bunch of rapscallions.Copy !req
136. - Little rascals.
- Ooh, but French, though.Copy !req
137. - French.
- Ugh.Copy !req
138. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Snobby. Snobby, yes.Copy !req
139. Yes, yes.
You will definitely dislike him,Copy !req
140. but you won't fear him because
he's most likely a pussy.Copy !req
141. - Oh.
- Right.
- That's right.Copy !req
142. - Not scary. Not scary.
- Right, right.Copy !req
143. When in doubt,Copy !req
144. - go Eastern European, right?
- Right.Copy !req
145. - That's a classically evil part
of the world.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
146. - There you go.
- That'd work.Copy !req
147. You know, let's talk a bit
about the female character.Copy !req
148. - Nah.
- Do we have to?Copy !req
149. - I would love to.
- The studio needsCopy !req
150. a female perspective.Copy !req
151. What did you think of Dr. Ling?Copy !req
152. Oh, I think she sucks.
First of all, she comes inCopy !req
153. with a whole plan,
like she's starting the movie.Copy !req
154. So, you... you want the female
characters to have less agency?Copy !req
155. Yeah. Look, I feel bad enough
about myself as is.Copy !req
156. I don't need some super hot,
funny, smart chick doing, like,Copy !req
157. roundhouse kicks
and cracking computer codesCopy !req
158. - to make me feel worse.
Mm. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
159. No. No. I-I like the women of
the old Thunder Gun days, right?Copy !req
160. Bed 'em and dead 'em.Copy !req
161. Look, first act,
he meets a lady.Copy !req
162. She's super hot,
but I'm smarter, right?Copy !req
163. And then he bangs her,
and she gets dead.Copy !req
164. And-and later on,
he meets someone.Copy !req
165. All right, this one's smart,
I'll give her that,Copy !req
166. but I'm funnier.Copy !req
167. You know what I mean?Copy !req
168. He bangs her, she gets dead,
and then,Copy !req
169. and in the end, he falls in love
with an ugly one,Copy !req
170. and who cares about that?
I don't care about that.Copy !req
171. And then she gets dead,
and that sets upCopy !req
172. for the next movie,
and I'm all in.Copy !req
173. Because all
of the women are dead.Copy !req
174. You know? No competition.Copy !req
175. - Oh, that's a good point. Yeah.
Yeah.Copy !req
176. Right?
- Okay, yeah. Write that down.Copy !req
177. - Women hate women.
- I...Copy !req
178. I think the studio was trying
to get awayCopy !req
179. from the female character
just actingCopy !req
180. as a plot device
or a sex trophy.Copy !req
181. - Ah, but, yeah, why?
- Why?Copy !req
182. - But that works.
- Okay, let's move past this.Copy !req
183. Let's take it into the
second act with this next clip.Copy !req
184. I'm sorry I dragged you
into this, ThunderGun.Copy !req
185. Don't lose hope.Copy !req
186. We may get out of this yet.Copy !req
187. But if we don't,Copy !req
188. I think there's something
I should tell you.Copy !req
189. We've met before.Copy !req
190. Detroit.Copy !req
191. Winter.Copy !req
192. At a bar.Copy !req
193. I went home with you.Copy !req
194. The next morning, you were gone,Copy !req
195. and I never heard
from you again.Copy !req
196. I'm sorry if I hurt you.Copy !req
197. I never was good
at being tied down.Copy !req
198. No, it's not that. It's just...Copy !req
199. My assistant.Copy !req
200. You know Max.Copy !req
201. Well, he's not just
my assistant.Copy !req
202. He's my son.Copy !req
203. - Are you trying to tell me...
- Yes, John.Copy !req
204. He's your son, too.Copy !req
205. Max is your son.Copy !req
206. Okay.Copy !req
207. So, this is the midpoint twist.Copy !req
208. What is?Copy !req
209. Um, ThunderGun finding out
he has a son.Copy !req
210. - Mm-hmm.
- He has a son?Copy !req
211. Yes.Copy !req
212. But how is this the twist?Copy !req
213. I mean, because he's got a kid?Copy !req
214. I mean, he's probably got
a thousand kids,Copy !req
215. all the raw-dog loads he drops.Copy !req
216. I don't know
what "raw-dog loads" are.Copy !req
217. Sorry for him.
But my disgusting friendCopy !req
218. does bring up a good point.Copy !req
219. I mean, every Thunder Gun movieCopy !req
220. has at least one very tasteful
yet very erotic sex scene in it,Copy !req
221. - and this had none.
Mm.Copy !req
222. Yeah. I've-I've been waiting
for the right timeCopy !req
223. to bring this up, but I feel
like we need to addressCopy !req
224. the elephant in the room, no?Copy !req
225. - Yeah, this is a big one for us.
- Might as well.Copy !req
226. - I've been thinking about it.
- Might as well.
- Yeah.Copy !req
227. Okay, so...Copy !req
228. where's the dong?Copy !req
229. The-the dong?Copy !req
230. - The dong.
- Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
231. Yeah, the dong. The dong.Copy !req
232. John ThunderGun has hung dongCopy !req
233. in every chapter of this saga.Copy !req
234. And, well, I just watched
90 minutes of one,Copy !req
235. and yet not one hang.Copy !req
236. Well, I think
that the studio was thinkingCopy !req
237. the gratuitous nudity
was maybe a bit much.Copy !req
238. - Fuck you.
- Bullshit!Copy !req
239. - Bullshit!
- This is exactly the type
of Hollywood bullshitCopy !req
240. - that America is sick of.
What are you
talking about?Copy !req
241. Hollywood's
completely out of touch.Copy !req
242. - So out of touch
with what people want!
- Don't you want to give peopleCopy !req
243. - what people actually want?
- There's a bigger issue here.Copy !req
244. Movies are different now.Copy !req
245. You lost a sense of community.Copy !req
246. Interesting. Go on.Copy !req
247. Look, years ago,
before the Internet,Copy !req
248. we would all go out
to the movies together.Copy !req
249. Yes.
This is exactly what studiosCopy !req
250. are trying to bring back.
A-An event.Copy !req
251. - A place we can all go
to enjoy as a community.
Yeah.Copy !req
252. I mean, it used to beCopy !req
253. you give the creep-show
at the window a couple of bucks,Copy !req
254. you could spend all day in there
popping off.Copy !req
255. And the joy of it was that
there were people popping offCopy !req
256. at the same time.Copy !req
257. I mean, n-not that you lookedCopy !req
258. at each other. It was dark.Copy !req
259. You weren't looking
for the gay thing.Copy !req
260. But it gave you a sense of
something bigger than yourself.Copy !req
261. Now, they... you know,Copy !req
262. got rid
of all these movie theaters.Copy !req
263. They're taking all the sex out
of the movies.Copy !req
264. And what am I supposed to do?Copy !req
265. Go home, turn the lights off
and pop off in front of Charlie?Copy !req
266. No, thanks.Copy !req
267. I'm sorry.Copy !req
268. Are you talking
about pornography theaters?Copy !req
269. I'm talking
about community, honey.Copy !req
270. Right. E... Uh, yeah,
even if the studiosCopy !req
271. wanted to put back in
the nudity,Copy !req
272. they couldn't
because of the new rating.Copy !req
273. Wh-What do you mean,
the new rating?Copy !req
274. Thunder Gun: Maximum Cool
will be rated PG-13.Copy !req
275. What?Copy !req
276. Now, that's
quite a midpoint twist.Copy !req
277. They did it! They did.Copy !req
278. They ruined everything
with this PC bullshit.Copy !req
279. Straight white men
can't have anything anymore.Copy !req
280. Men? Look,
don't forget white women.Copy !req
281. We got completely passed over.Copy !req
282. Yeah, and I can't follow
any of this.Copy !req
283. We're feeling a lot of outrage
right now, you know,Copy !req
284. because we want something,
and we know we deserve it,Copy !req
285. - but we're not getting it.
- Mm.Copy !req
286. I'm mad, but I don't know
at what anymore.Copy !req
287. - That's what it is!Copy !req
288. That's what it is!
I'm pissed!Copy !req
289. - Aah! I'm mad.
- Listen, listen.Copy !req
290. Our way of life is changing,Copy !req
291. - and that's scary.
- Right.Copy !req
292. - We don't want to change.
- Oh, that makes me so angry.Copy !req
293. - Makes me mad.
- I want to clingCopy !req
294. to the way things were,
but they're done.Copy !req
295. - Let's get out of here.
Let's run from this.Copy !req
296. - We'll run from it.
- Wait, wait, wait,Copy !req
297. - wait, wait.
- Do we have to, legally?Copy !req
298. Guys, we can't run.
Come on.Copy !req
299. What's ThunderGun's slogan?Copy !req
300. "No hesitation, no surrender,
no man left behind."Copy !req
301. Did we leave a guy
in there, though?Copy !req
302. Goddamn right we did, Charlie,Copy !req
303. and his name is
John ThunderGun.Copy !req
304. - Like it or not,Copy !req
305. we have a civic duty to uphold.Copy !req
306. We owe it to ourselves,
to ThunderGun,Copy !req
307. and to movie audiences
all over the worldCopy !req
308. to put a stop to this
liberal, PC bullshit.Copy !req
309. Mm-hmm.
- But I think
we have been selectedCopy !req
310. for a cosmic reason here;
to put an end to this.Copy !req
311. To not pull our punches.Copy !req
312. To save the dong.Copy !req
313. Save the dong.Copy !req
314. - Save the dong.
- Save the dong.Copy !req
315. - I agree.
- Oh, for God's sakes.Copy !req
316. - This is why you don't
include women.
Are you kidding me?Copy !req
317. What?Copy !req
318. Don't you see that
there was a rhythm?Copy !req
319. - Like a cinematic rhythm.
- Oh, let's do it again.Copy !req
320. - Let's do it again.
- No way. No way!Copy !req
321. - I get it now.
- You-you can't—Copy !req
322. You can't give women
the zingers.Copy !req
323. Now, you listen here,
you goddamn Hollywood communist.Copy !req
324. I live in Roxborough.Copy !req
325. Again, I didn't make this movie.Copy !req
326. Listen to me, listen to me.
If you start to strip sexCopy !req
327. out of our communities,
out of our cultureCopy !req
328. and-and even our art,Copy !req
329. not only do you isolate people,
but you create an oppressionCopy !req
330. disguised as morality.Copy !req
331. I mean, the—
the Thunder Gun seriesCopy !req
332. has always been groundbreaking
in so many ways,Copy !req
333. notwithstanding the recognition
of an inequalityCopy !req
334. that was present in cinema
since its beginning days.Copy !req
335. The objectifying
of the female form. I mean,Copy !req
336. with Thunder Gun, a great
injustice was rectified. Okay?Copy !req
337. Fairness of the sexes.Copy !req
338. A unification
of the human condition.Copy !req
339. I'm sorry, is this still about
the flaccid penisCopy !req
340. you'd like to see?Copy !req
341. You're goddamn right!Copy !req
342. Yeah.
- We want to see it.Copy !req
343. Yes, we want to see
the man's dick, but—Copy !req
344. I guess what I'm saying is that
it's no longerCopy !req
345. just about gratuitous boobs,Copy !req
346. it's also about
gratuitous penis.Copy !req
347. I mean, ThunderGun
was about progress.Copy !req
348. Right. Uh, I think
we all can agreeCopy !req
349. that public opinion has sort of
turned against the ideaCopy !req
350. of someone exposing themselves.Copy !req
351. - Oh, here we go. Here we go.Copy !req
352. - This is a different thing.
- You're not understanding it.Copy !req
353. See, ThunderGun didn't take his
dick out to intimidate people.Copy !req
354. He did it because he had
accomplished his mission.Copy !req
355. He wanted to kick back
and call it a day.Copy !req
356. He did do it once
to intimidate someone,Copy !req
357. - but that was the bad guy.
It was the bad guy.Copy !req
358. And it just so happened
the bad guy was a female.Copy !req
359. That was the best one.
That was the best one!Copy !req
360. - That was funny.
- It made me wish I had a dongCopy !req
361. that I could pull out
to celebrate my accomplishments.Copy !req
362. You know? Or maybe just
feel the cool breezeCopy !req
363. gently tickle the shaft on a,
on a crisp autumn morn.Copy !req
364. - I don't know, whatever men do
to-to feel powerful.
- That's what it is.Copy !req
365. It really is.
It really is.Copy !req
366. Listen, Moderator,
the point is this.Copy !req
367. I mean,
it used to be only, like,Copy !req
368. the hard-line conservatives,
like the pearl-clutching types,Copy !req
369. were the only ones
that were overly vocalCopy !req
370. and extreme in their
policing of sexuality.Copy !req
371. But now you got this, like,
liberal waveCopy !req
372. of moral authority
sweeping the nation.Copy !req
373. You know, it's nuts.
I mean, think about it.Copy !req
374. If the conservatives had
always run Hollywood,Copy !req
375. movies would have sucked.Copy !req
376. You know what I mean?
The art would have suffered.Copy !req
377. So I guess the question
we're asking isCopy !req
378. how will art fare
under the oppressive thumbCopy !req
379. of this new liberal
Hollywood moral PC elite?Copy !req
380. Well, I don't know.
It's tough to say.Copy !req
381. But is that a world
that we want to live in?Copy !req
382. I say no.Copy !req
383. I say give me dongCopy !req
384. or give me death.Copy !req
385. Yeah!Copy !req
386. Yeah, man, don't tell meCopy !req
387. what I can see
and what I can't see.Copy !req
388. So, uh, just to be clear here,
they didn't make it PG-13Copy !req
389. because of political
correctness.Copy !req
390. - Oh, did they not?
- No. No-no. They-they
made it PG-13Copy !req
391. because rated-R moviesCopy !req
392. aren't making
as much money anymore.Copy !req
393. Because of streaming,
and most importantly,Copy !req
394. - piracy.
- Piracy, huh?Copy !req
395. Yeah, and how have you all
been viewing the franchise?Copy !req
396. - Oh, no-no, not through piracy.
- No.Copy !req
397. In f— In fact, we,
we-we saw the last installmentCopy !req
398. of-of the franchise
out in the theater.Copy !req
399. - We barely made it.
- We barely made it.Copy !req
400. Oh, wait, no-no, hold on,Copy !req
401. but Frank called in
that bomb threat.Copy !req
402. Oh, but-but that was okay,
because remember,Copy !req
403. then we went home, and we,
we saw it on the Internet.Copy !req
404. - Caught it online.
- We caught it online.Copy !req
405. Oh, yeah-yeah-yeah. On that
website that has all the movies.Copy !req
406. So, that's— that is pirating.Copy !req
407. No, no, no,
pirating is stealing.Copy !req
408. We didn't steal it, okay?
We just downloaded it.Copy !req
409. Uh, the website is called
"MoviePirate.com."Copy !req
410. And the other one is called,Copy !req
411. uh, "FreeMovies/Arrrgh."Copy !req
412. Ah, I'm starting to see
a little bit of a pattern here,Copy !req
413. because, uh, I also use one
called "StolenMovies.free."Copy !req
414. So... you're part
of the problem.Copy !req
415. Because of people like you,
the studios felt likeCopy !req
416. this was their only recourse.Copy !req
417. PG-13 opens up
a whole new market.Copy !req
418. You're saying it's our faultCopy !req
419. that we don't get
to see the dong?Copy !req
420. You're coming in there changing
everything, you know,Copy !req
421. getting rid of the dong, I mean,Copy !req
422. how is that
even Thunder Gun anymore?Copy !req
423. Well, yeah,
th-they're changing it.Copy !req
424. They're rebooting
the entire franchise.Copy !req
425. - What?
- What d— What?Copy !req
426. You guys didn't get that
from the final scene?Copy !req
427. Uh, no, what...?Copy !req
428. Okay. Let's review.Copy !req
429. I'm not gonna make it
through this one.Copy !req
430. We can both go detonate
the hydro-fusion bomb.Copy !req
431. No hesitation. No surrender.
No man left behind!Copy !req
432. Not this time.Copy !req
433. No, Dad.Copy !req
434. Please.Copy !req
435. Sometimes in order
to save something...Copy !req
436. you have to destroy something.Copy !req
437. You'll need this
to get out of here, son.Copy !req
438. To continue our story.Copy !req
439. So, you see,
they're rebooting the franchiseCopy !req
440. for a younger audience.Copy !req
441. The only people who are actuallyCopy !req
442. still going to see movies.Copy !req
443. I did not get that.Copy !req
444. Well, you haven't gotten
anything the entire day.Copy !req
445. Got to side with Charlie
on this one.Copy !req
446. I didn't get it. Now, wh-what
was with the fire stick?Copy !req
447. You mean the torch?Copy !req
448. The one he passed
to his son Max—Copy !req
449. as in Maximum Cool— and said,Copy !req
450. "You need to continue
our story"?Copy !req
451. It's the camera guy
who screwed up.Copy !req
452. 'Cause ThunderGun, he fell
into that fiery abyss,Copy !req
453. - and for some reason,
we're watching the kid...
- Yeah,Copy !req
454. we wanted to go down
into the volcano with John...Copy !req
455. No-no, you guys don't get it.
It's a cliffhanger. Yeah?Copy !req
456. It's a cliffhanger. We're gonna
find out what happened to JohnCopy !req
457. in the next movie,
Thunder Gun 5...Copy !req
458. - Ooh...
- Or, or there's
a post-credit sceneCopy !req
459. - that we didn't get to see, yes?
- No. No. There's none of that.Copy !req
460. This isn't a cliffhanger.
He's dead.Copy !req
461. John is dead.
Now we follow the son's story.Copy !req
462. - No!
- I don't, I don't want to.Copy !req
463. - I don't think so.
No.Copy !req
464. You don't have to think.Copy !req
465. I'm telling you,
that's what it is.Copy !req
466. ThunderGun fell into a volcano.Copy !req
467. He died. And now his son Max
becomes Thunder Son,Copy !req
468. the face of the franchise
moving forward.Copy !req
469. - Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait...Copy !req
470. He has a son?Copy !req
471. Fuck, man! What?Copy !req
472. - How do you not get that?
- It wasn't clear.Copy !req
473. Reshoots. Reshoots.
You got to reshoot.Copy !req
474. - Yeah, reshoots.
- Reshoots to make the movie
more clear...Copy !req
475. No! That's not what
we're gonna do.Copy !req
476. We're out of time.
That's it. That's— We're done.Copy !req
477. But you're ruining our
favorite movie! Uh...Copy !req
478. - How can we save the movies
that we love?
- Yeah.Copy !req
479. Maybe if you actually
go out to the theatersCopy !req
480. and pay to see them, then they
will continue to make them.Copy !req
481. Whoa! Oh, that's easy
for you to say!Copy !req
482. With your Hollywood liberal
bank account!Copy !req
483. Jesus!
Who a you people?Copy !req
484. I... am ThunderGun.Copy !req
485. I...
am ThunderGun.Copy !req
486. I... am ThunderGun.Copy !req
487. I am... Thundergun.Copy !req
488. Goddammit, Dee!Copy !req
489. - Dee...
- How did you not feelCopy !req
490. - that I was next and then you?
- I don't know.Copy !req
491. There was a build to it,Copy !req
492. - and then...
- It's like, we're tryingCopy !req
493. to give the woman the final
thing, and she can't do it.Copy !req
494. - Okay, start it over.
- You can't go back.Copy !req
495. - Start it over?
- You see the problem with women.Copy !req
496. Well, RIP ThunderGun, I guess.Copy !req
497. Yeah. What a waste.Copy !req
498. I recorded
that whole thing for nothing.Copy !req
499. Dong-less!Copy !req
500. Wait a second.
You recorded the whole thing?Copy !req
501. - Yeah.
- Guys... hang on a second.Copy !req
502. Do you remember
what ThunderGun said?Copy !req
503. Sometimes, in order
to sav something,Copy !req
504. you have to destroy something.Copy !req
505. And I think I know what we have
to do to save Thunder Gun.Copy !req
506. Destroy it?Copy !req
507. Well, how are we gonna do that?Copy !req
508. With a little help.
From some pirates.Copy !req
509. - No hesitation.Copy !req
510. No surrender.Copy !req
511. No man left behind!Copy !req
512. Mmm.Copy !req
513. I'm bored.Copy !req
514. Well, it looks like
this new Thunder Gun movie'sCopy !req
515. pretty good.Copy !req
516. Well, you guys want to see it?Copy !req
517. We're gonna have to do
a mad dash across town, though.Copy !req
518. It starts in 30 minutes.Copy !req
519. - To the sewers!
- To the sewers!Copy !req
520. - Let's go!
- Let's go!Copy !req
521. No, no, I meant like, let's
see it on that pirate website.Copy !req
522. - You think it's up already?
- Here, let me check.Copy !req
523. Yeah. We don't have
to go across town.Copy !req
524. - It's probably on the, uh...
- Yeah, it's free.Copy !req
525. We can stay here and watch it.Copy !req
526. That way it's free.
- Yep. It-it's on there.Copy !req
527. Oh!
- Put it— Yeah.Copy !req
528. You want to watch it
on the phone?Copy !req
529. Oh, good.
- All right.Copy !req
530. Five tickets
for the price of zero.Copy !req
531. Put on the Auto Motion Plus.Copy !req
532. Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBHCopy !req
533. Three!
- I sharpen my teeth.Copy !req
534. Two!
- Too hard, too fast.Copy !req
535. One!
- Look what I just found.Copy !req
536. "Week long rental.
Bed to be shared with owners."Copy !req
537. What kind of people do you think
you're gonna attract?Copy !req
538. Bohemians
with no sexual boundaries.Copy !req
539. - You guys know
what this means, right?
- No.Copy !req
540. Sunny is back.Copy !req
541. All new,
Wednesdays at 10:00 on FXX.Copy !req
542. Oh, my God!
Ooh.Copy !req
543. Look at
these hardwood floors!Copy !req
544. You can't make people
like you,Copy !req
545. but if people
don't respect you,Copy !req
546. you can make 'em fear you.Copy !req
547. Mayans.Copy !req
548. All new Tuesdays at 10:00 on FX.Copy !req
549. - Hey! Slow down!Copy !req
550. AHS 1984.Copy !req
551. All new,
Wednesdays at 10:00 on FX.Copy !req