1. Can everyone
please gather around for meCopy !req
2. because I'd like to discuss something
very, very important.Copy !req
3. So, everyone, if you could just go ahead
and gather, please. Gather for me.Copy !req
4. - Please.
- We're gathered.Copy !req
5. Okay, so, now that you've gathered,Copy !req
6. I know that a lot has been on your mindsCopy !req
7. these last couple weeks
since I've been back.Copy !req
8. Burning questions
about my personal life, yeah.Copy !req
9. I was gone. Now I'm back.Copy !req
10. That's been confusing for you.
It's been overwhelming.Copy !req
11. The whole thing
has been overwhelming for you.Copy !req
12. And you've danced around
the topic for a while nowCopy !req
13. out of respect for my privacy.
And I-I really do appreciate that,Copy !req
14. but I would like for you all
to know that I am ready now,Copy !req
15. and I think it's time
to open it up to questions.Copy !req
16. Now, don't hold back, guys.
You can ask me anything.Copy !req
17. Really. All those questions
that you've got for meCopy !req
18. about what's going on,
go ahead and ask them to me now.Copy !req
19. You want to ask meCopy !req
20. if I'm gonna stay or if I'm gonna go.Copy !req
21. - I don't care. Do you care?
- I mean, it doesn't really...Copy !req
22. I may go back. Yeah.Copy !req
23. - Okay.
- Hmm.Copy !req
24. So, you guys want to ask me
questions about my family.Copy !req
25. - I don't.
- Yeah. Hey, listen,Copy !req
26. sometimes it's best to raise
a family from a distance.Copy !req
27. And that's what I've decided to do, okay?Copy !req
28. And I'm not the first man
in history to ever do it.Copy !req
29. - All right, dude.
- Okay.Copy !req
30. Okay, so, if we're gonna sit here,Copy !req
31. and you guys are gonna insist
on asking me personal questions,Copy !req
32. then be serious. All right? L-Look, look,Copy !req
33. so, if all of you are done
with your stupid questions,Copy !req
34. okay, then I have a question to ask.Copy !req
35. I want to know, where is it?Copy !req
36. - Where's what?
- Where's what? Where's what?Copy !req
37. Where's my car, man?Copy !req
38. Where's my Range Rover?Copy !req
39. I'm sure you guys, like,
stashed it somewhere safely,Copy !req
40. you know, in my absence.
And that's cool. I get it.Copy !req
41. But now I want it back,
so where-where is it?Copy !req
42. We didn't move you car.
It's right where you left it.Copy !req
43. Goddamn it.Copy !req
44. I got to tell you, guys,
that Range Rover,Copy !req
45. that was... That was like a part of me.Copy !req
46. You know, I considered it part
of my identity, really.Copy !req
47. So it's-it's almost
like a piece of me is gone now.Copy !req
48. I mean, you guys
wouldn't really understandCopy !req
49. 'cause you've never owned a vehicle.Copy !req
50. - We own vehicles.
- Yeah? Name one.Copy !req
51. Well, we had those matching
Mongoose bikes back in the day.Copy !req
52. Yeah. And I felt
like a piece of me was goneCopy !req
53. - when they got stolen.
- Oh, that's right.Copy !req
54. - So it's not like I can't relate.
- Yeah.Copy !req
55. Dude, I wonder
if they have bikes around here.Copy !req
56. - Something like that.
- They don't have bikes.Copy !req
57. - What are...
- She's a beaut, right?Copy !req
58. How can I help?Copy !req
59. Yeah, no, she's cool. She's cool.Copy !req
60. Sort of lacks the original's,
uh, masculinity and beefiness,Copy !req
61. you know, but there's a grace to itCopy !req
62. that I-I think
I could probably work with.Copy !req
63. That being said,
do you guys have any '93 models?Copy !req
64. We don't keep anything
before 2015 on the lot.Copy !req
65. Oh. Well, that sucks.Copy !req
66. Uh, well, I'll take...
I'll take this one, then.Copy !req
67. Uh, it's-it's great,Copy !req
68. and I'm gonna drive it
straight out of the showroom.Copy !req
69. So go ahead and open up
those big doorsCopy !req
70. or however the hell you get these cars
in there. Open those up.Copy !req
71. Well, sir,
we need to talk financing first.Copy !req
72. - Come on.
- Yes, yes. Um, oh, yeah.Copy !req
73. Here-Here's my guy here.
You're gonna want to talk to himCopy !req
74. - about financing.
- You never bought me a Range Rover.Copy !req
75. All I got were shit cars,
which you guys crashed,Copy !req
76. and you certainly never reimbursed me.Copy !req
77. Yeah, yeah, quit your squawking, Dee.Copy !req
78. Hey, uh, Frank, this guy
needs to talk financing.Copy !req
79. - This is the one I'm gonna get here.
- Ooh.Copy !req
80. Very nice. Here you go, Dennis.Copy !req
81. - Yeah, all right.
- That's for you.Copy !req
82. - There you go.
- Yeah.Copy !req
83. - Uh, what is this, Frank?
- That's $473.Copy !req
84. That's the Kelley Blue Book
value of your car.Copy !req
85. - Hmm.
- Okay.Copy !req
86. Yeah, that-that's not gonna beCopy !req
87. nearly enough to pay-pay
for the down paymentCopy !req
88. on this, on this car here, so...Copy !req
89. - Uh, is it?
- Uh, no.Copy !req
90. Come on, man. What are you doing here?
Why did you do this?Copy !req
91. I came here
to buy myself a Range Rover.Copy !req
92. In fact, that's the one I'd like.Copy !req
93. - It's a beauty. Look at that.
- Hmm. Yeah.Copy !req
94. And-and I'm gonna pay full price,Copy !req
95. so take it out of there, please.Copy !req
96. - Thank you very much. Yeah.
- Fantastic.Copy !req
97. That's right. It feels so good.Copy !req
98. I haven't bought myself
a new car in ages.Copy !req
99. - I just need to see a driver's license.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
100. I got it. Right here. Absolutely.Copy !req
101. There you are.Copy !req
102. Uh, sir, I'm afraid I can't sell you
this vehicle, either.Copy !req
103. Why not?Copy !req
104. - Your driver's license is expired.
- Since when?Copy !req
105. 1984.Copy !req
106. - Whoo!
- Yeah, man.Copy !req
107. Dork.Copy !req
108. Jump this manhole.Copy !req
109. Nice.Copy !req
110. Oh, still got the skid.Copy !req
111. - Oh!
- Radical.Copy !req
112. Bro, bro, I feel like
a carefree, young kidCopy !req
113. on a bike again, man.
World at my fingertips.Copy !req
114. Yeah! Me too.Copy !req
115. Why did we stop riding
these things in the first place?Copy !req
116. You don't remember?Copy !req
117. Dude, Shawn Dumont and their buddies,Copy !req
118. they stole our bikes.Copy !req
119. Shawn Dumont. That's right.Copy !req
120. - What an asshole.
- Yeah.Copy !req
121. Do you remember what he said to us
when we went back to get them?Copy !req
122. "What are you gonna do about it?"Copy !req
123. What are you gonna do about it.
And what can you say to that?Copy !req
124. That's, like, the perfect line.Copy !req
125. Yeah! Well, you just got to walk away,
'cause it's the end of the conversation.Copy !req
126. It ends all conversations.Copy !req
127. You know, I'm starting
to think that Dennis was right.Copy !req
128. It's like what you ride is your identity.Copy !req
129. It-It's like who you are. It's like, this,Copy !req
130. this feels like who I am.Copy !req
131. And so Shawn Dumont
didn't just steal our bikes.Copy !req
132. - He stole our identity.
- Cool bikes.Copy !req
133. Oh.Copy !req
134. Hey, thanks, man. Uh...Copy !req
135. your bike's really cool, too.Copy !req
136. I know it is.Copy !req
137. You guys look like you're 40.Copy !req
138. - Well, we are 40.
- Do you haveCopy !req
139. the same bike as your boyfriend? Gay!Copy !req
140. Oh, well, well, I am gay,
but he's not my boyfriend,Copy !req
141. - 'cause I could do much better than him.
- Really?Copy !req
142. - Then why don't you, Mac?
- It's difficult out there.Copy !req
143. You guys will understand
when you get older.Copy !req
144. Oh, don't push your agenda on them.Copy !req
145. I'm not pushing an agenda.
I'm just saying, statistically,Copy !req
146. - at least one of them...
- You guys suck.Copy !req
147. - Ah, that's...
- That's... Yeah.Copy !req
148. Well, look, we don't mean to bug you.
We'll-we'll be on our way.Copy !req
149. - Yeah, we don't want any trouble.
- So, uh, Mac, find a hole.Copy !req
150. Oh, okay.Copy !req
151. - Go! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
- Sorry. Go, go, go.Copy !req
152. Go. Go. Go, Charlie, go!Copy !req
153. Hey-ho. Look alive.Copy !req
154. Snuck up on you there, huh?Copy !req
155. Yeah, she's quiet. She's quiet.Copy !req
156. But that's a virtue. Stealth.
You know what I mean?Copy !req
157. Yeah. You know, personally,
I never saw myselfCopy !req
158. in an economy car, but I got to tell you,Copy !req
159. it's got its advantages. Yeah.Copy !req
160. Yeah, so, I've been gone for a while.Copy !req
161. I'm sure you noticed.Copy !req
162. But now I'm back on the scene,
you know? Doing my rounds.Copy !req
163. See where the housewives
are posted up. Have a good time.Copy !req
164. You know, do me a favor,
keep it out front for me,Copy !req
165. because I don't think I'm gonna... Oh.Copy !req
166. Probably doesn't speak English.Copy !req
167. Hey-o.Copy !req
168. What up, ding-dong?Copy !req
169. Whoa, what is this? Wh-What am I seeing?Copy !req
170. Oh, what, you like my new beast?Copy !req
171. - How are you in this car?
- Well, it's Frank's car.Copy !req
172. But, uh, until he gets his license back,Copy !req
173. it's mine. I'm gonna drive it.Copy !req
174. I just got to drop him off
where he needs to go.Copy !req
175. Just dropped him off at driver's ed.Copy !req
176. And I got to tell you, Dennis.Copy !req
177. I get why you want
to be a Range Rover man.Copy !req
178. You know, it's kind of like
you're up on a throneCopy !req
179. a-and you-you're looking down
on all the minions, you know?Copy !req
180. - Very powerful. Yeah. Oh.
- Right. Right. Right.Copy !req
181. Thank you. You just, uh,
keep it out front.Copy !req
182. - Oh, yeah.
- Don't bother. He doesn't speak English.Copy !req
183. - Of course, ma'am.
- Thank you.Copy !req
184. No, I mean, he didn't spe...
He doesn't, um...Copy !req
185. - Huh?
- I'm-I'm saying he doesn't...Copy !req
186. - What were you saying?
- He doesn't always speak English.Copy !req
187. Sometimes he's...
I come here a lot, so, yeah.Copy !req
188. Uh, anyway, you want to hear
something that's really cool?Copy !req
189. - All right.
- I drove all the way hereCopy !req
190. and barely used an ounce of gas.Copy !req
191. Now, that is both economically
and environmentally responsible.Copy !req
192. - So...
- Excuse me.Copy !req
193. Is that the 2018?Copy !req
194. Oh, it most certainly is.Copy !req
195. I was just telling my friend Brenda hereCopy !req
196. that she needs to upgrade.Copy !req
197. - She is still driving a 2013.
- All right.Copy !req
198. Oh.Copy !req
199. Are you loving it? I mean, just loving it?Copy !req
200. I tell you what, I am loving it.
And, Brenda, you got to upgrade,Copy !req
201. you stupid bitch. Okay?
Don't be a dumb idiot.Copy !req
202. - Oh, you are fun.
- Eh.Copy !req
203. - Would you like to join us for lunch?
- Oh, yes.Copy !req
204. Uh, you know, ladies,Copy !req
205. you know, while we're
on the subject of cars,Copy !req
206. um, I actually drove here
in a Prius today...Copy !req
207. Oh, so you don't have a Range Rover.Copy !req
208. Uh, well, no.Copy !req
209. - I just said I have a Prius...
- No? Okay.Copy !req
210. Then why are we talking to you?Copy !req
211. - Come on.
- Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
212. So when you come to a four-way stop,Copy !req
213. who has the right of way?Copy !req
214. Okay, what you want to do is,Copy !req
215. you want to lurch into the intersection.Copy !req
216. It's like, kind of like a game of chicken.Copy !req
217. You lurch and then you lurch,
you lurch some more,Copy !req
218. and whoever doesn't flinch
gets to go first.Copy !req
219. Mr. Reynolds, if you would
just look at the book.Copy !req
220. Well, e-excuse me, in all due respect,Copy !req
221. but this book does not have
the real rules of the road in here.Copy !req
222. There's nothing in this book
about the Asians.Copy !req
223. You can't be PCCopy !req
224. on the road and expect to live.Copy !req
225. You will die.Copy !req
226. You go to a four-way stop,Copy !req
227. and you think the rules
of the road are going to applyCopy !req
228. to an 80-year-old Asian woman,
you're gonna get blasted.Copy !req
229. Right. Well, we are out of timeCopy !req
230. for today. I urge you allCopy !req
231. to study what's in the book
and not listen to this man here.Copy !req
232. Bruh, that shit was hilarious.Copy !req
233. You're gonna fail so hard, man.Copy !req
234. I can't afford to fail. I ca...Copy !req
235. - You mind if I cheat off you?
- Yeah, maybe.Copy !req
236. - Yeah.
- What's in it for me?Copy !req
237. I'll buy you a case of beer.Copy !req
238. Nah, I never get carded.Copy !req
239. Cigs? Weed? Blow?Copy !req
240. Nah, I'm in high school, man.
I can get all that shit.Copy !req
241. - How about porno? Yeah.
- Porno?Copy !req
242. Dude, I've got a phone.Copy !req
243. I've been looking at porno
since I was, like, 10.Copy !req
244. No, I'm talking about the real thing.Copy !req
245. - The real shit?
- Yeah, the real deal.Copy !req
246. - All right.
- Yeah?Copy !req
247. - Yeah.
- Let's go.Copy !req
248. Hey, man.Copy !req
249. - Whoa.
- How's it going?Copy !req
250. Wha-What are you doing?Copy !req
251. Oh. I'm John. Aren't you my Uber?Copy !req
252. Am-am I your Uber? No, I...Copy !req
253. Oh, okay. Okay.Copy !req
254. Yeah, I think I see
what's happening here.Copy !req
255. Yeah, no, no, I'm-I'm not your Uber,
I'm not your ride.Copy !req
256. - Oh, God.
- So, yeah.Copy !req
257. Yeah, so why don't you...
um, why don't you get out?Copy !req
258. Yeah, sorry, man.
Nice car, by the way.Copy !req
259. Yeah, thank you. Thank you.
Yeah, no, it is a...Copy !req
260. It is a nice car, isn't it? Yeah.Copy !req
261. Yeah, nothing to be ashamed of.Copy !req
262. Not at all.Copy !req
263. It's very sensible. I Uber 'cause I drive
this old piece of shitCopy !req
264. - that gets no mileage, so...
- Ah. Yeah.Copy !req
265. - Hey, John, was it?
- Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
266. That's a strong economy name.Copy !req
267. You know, it says so much,
yet it says so little.Copy !req
268. Yeah, you got
a good economy face on you, too.Copy !req
269. - What?
- Eh.Copy !req
270. Hey, man, I got to get going.Copy !req
271. I have some friends from
my fantasy league coming over,Copy !req
272. - so I should find my ride.
- Hey, I like sports, too.Copy !req
273. Yeah, I do, but I've never really engaged
with the fantasy element of it.Copy !req
274. - No? Oh, it's the best.
- No.Copy !req
275. And daily fantasy makes every game matter.Copy !req
276. - Huh.
- You get way more bang for your buck.Copy !req
277. Ah. Well, that's economical.Copy !req
278. I... You know what?
That makes total sense.Copy !req
279. I think I'm, I think
I'm starting to understand now.Copy !req
280. It always seemed foolish to me before,Copy !req
281. but this economy car has got me thinkingCopy !req
282. I could enjoy economy activities.Copy !req
283. You know what, John. Cancel your ride.Copy !req
284. I'll drive you to your fantasy.Copy !req
285. Thanks, man.Copy !req
286. - Yeah.
- Huh.Copy !req
287. Aw, dude, when was the last time
we bought baseball cards, man?Copy !req
288. I don't know, but it's fun, dude,Copy !req
289. and it's also, like,
a great investment, right?Copy !req
290. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I got a Chuck Knoblauch!Copy !req
291. - That's, like, pre-yips, man.
- Pre-yips?Copy !req
292. - Yeah.
- That could be worth a fortune!Copy !req
293. Yeah, it's gonna be worth a lot, man.
He was good.Copy !req
294. See, this is what I feel like
we missed out on.Copy !req
295. Like-like, our whole lives
could've been differentCopy !req
296. if those bikes weren't stolen, you know?Copy !req
297. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
298. Wait. Where's your bike?Copy !req
299. Ah, shit.Copy !req
300. Yeah, bro, I don't know if I'm downCopy !req
301. for whatever you got planned out here.Copy !req
302. - I mean...
- No, no. Here you go.Copy !req
303. - What the hell is...
- This is, this is it.Copy !req
304. This is it. This is it.
This is where I kept it.Copy !req
305. Check this out. Huh?Copy !req
306. Check this out. Trésor.Copy !req
307. - Check this out. Yeah.
- Trésor?Copy !req
308. Look at this. Look at that.Copy !req
309. Skank. Hold on to that.Copy !req
310. - Look at this. Score.
- Okay, but...Copy !req
311. - Look at it. This is...
- Brah, I-I thought, I thoughtCopy !req
312. you was gonna get me laid, all right?Copy !req
313. - That would have been lit.
- Huh? Well, this is just...Copy !req
314. - This shit's just weird as hell.
- Well, no...Copy !req
315. - I mean, the plastic bags? Come on, man.
- Well, the...Copy !req
316. Look, my-my boy Dennis is tight
with the girls.Copy !req
317. He's gonna get you laid, but you
got to help me pass that test.Copy !req
318. Here, check this out. Look at that. Ooh!Copy !req
319. - Oh, yeah. Hey, hey. No, no.
- Huh? That's nice. Wait.Copy !req
320. Hold that up. I want to get it
for my Instagram story.Copy !req
321. Yeah, that was good. That was good.
Here you go, here you go.Copy !req
322. - Check this out. Ho!
- Oh!Copy !req
323. This shit's weird as hell, man.Copy !req
324. Yeah.Copy !req
325. I mean, sure, it feels a little fast.Copy !req
326. And at first I thought it was
'cause I had the newest model,Copy !req
327. but that's not it.Copy !req
328. They recognize me for who I really am.Copy !req
329. You know, my true identity.Copy !req
330. They, uh, invited me
to Turks and Caicos for Karen's birthdayCopy !req
331. on a private jet.Copy !req
332. That's when I was like,
"Okay, well, which one is it?Copy !req
333. "Turks or Caicos? 'Cause I'm not
invited back on Caicos."Copy !req
334. Why aren't you laughing?Copy !req
335. No. Well, you probably
don't speak English.Copy !req
336. I speak English. It's just not funny.Copy !req
337. - Oh, my God.
- Oh.Copy !req
338. Deandra, that massage was everything.Copy !req
339. - Was it?
- Ah. We deserve it.Copy !req
340. - Mmm.
- At least I do.Copy !req
341. I just wish my second husband
came with a dimmer switch.Copy !req
342. I forgot how much energy
men in their 20s have.Copy !req
343. Oh.Copy !req
344. Karen upgraded.
Her first husband was, like, 70.Copy !req
345. - Mmm.
- Now she's got a boy toyCopy !req
346. with 5% body fat. Yum.Copy !req
347. Karen, you dog.Copy !req
348. But his brain is the size of a pea,Copy !req
349. - so conversations are like pulling teeth.
- Hmm.Copy !req
350. You don't have to worry about these thingsCopy !req
351. - 'cause you've never been married.
- That's true.Copy !req
352. The fuck is that supposed to mean?Copy !req
353. Oh, Karen, you bitch.Copy !req
354. You dumb idiot. You stupid savage.Copy !req
355. You're not the alpha here,
you crusty-ass fool.Copy !req
356. Oh, I'm gonna cuck you so hard.Copy !req
357. Your boy toy... He's mine.Copy !req
358. I will destroy you.Copy !req
359. I am a 2018 Range Rover woman.Copy !req
360. I am a golden goddess.Copy !req
361. Who are you, idiot?Copy !req
362. Savage!Copy !req
363. Idiot!Copy !req
364. Yo, yo, Den dog, we're here. Hey.Copy !req
365. Hey, Frankie.Copy !req
366. - Hey, how you doing?
- What's up? Hey.Copy !req
367. - Hey, thanks for inviting us.
- Yeah.Copy !req
368. Hey, uh, listen, everybody,
this is my friend FrankCopy !req
369. - and his, uh, friend. His-his, uh...
- Hey.Copy !req
370. - ... young friend.
- Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
371. - Thanks for inviting us. Yeah.
- Make yourself at home.Copy !req
372. - Hey. Hey.
- Yeah. Hey.Copy !req
373. Uh, what do you think, guys?
It's pretty great, right?Copy !req
374. John's got a pretty nice setup.Copy !req
375. You know, he's got great Wi-Fi, too,Copy !req
376. which is great for playing fantasy sports.Copy !req
377. We're-we're doing a little
fantasy baseball right now.Copy !req
378. Is this the dude you're talking about?Copy !req
379. Uh, yeah. Mmm, yeah.Copy !req
380. Don't embarrass me, man.Copy !req
381. - I'm not embarrassing you.
- Dennis.Copy !req
382. - This place is weak, bro.
- Oh.Copy !req
383. - Bro.
- It's not... No, not weak.Copy !req
384. Who is... Yeah. Not weak, guy.Copy !req
385. I mean, these guys,
they-they totally get it.Copy !req
386. You know what I mean? Hey, look.Copy !req
387. They work hard,
but they play hard, you know?Copy !req
388. They play fantasy hard, too.Copy !req
389. Yeah. I really want
to show you this lineup I...Copy !req
390. Dennis?Copy !req
391. At least hit on the one chick that's here.Copy !req
392. Oh. Uh, no. That's-that's Tara,
and I think, uh...Copy !req
393. I think John's got a little bit
of a thing for her, so...Copy !req
394. You lose your mojo?Copy !req
395. I didn't lose my mojo.Copy !req
396. - I still got my...
- Yeah, you got it.Copy !req
397. - You got the moves?
- I got my mojo.Copy !req
398. - I said you-you...
- What are you doing?Copy !req
399. - Uh, Insta story.
- Kids.Copy !req
400. Cool. What is it?Copy !req
401. It's video, bro.Copy !req
402. Uh, okay. What do I do?Copy !req
403. Like, should I do, like, a thing, or...Copy !req
404. - Oh, this dude sucks.Copy !req
405. What are you doing, man?
I don't suck. Dude, I'll suck you.Copy !req
406. - You'll suck me?
No, that's...Copy !req
407. - That's not what I meant.
Oh, that's perfect, man.Copy !req
408. What are you, what are you
gonna do with that, dude?Copy !req
409. - Don't put that out in the world.
- Go, go, go, go.Copy !req
410. - Go hit on the girl, will you?
- Yeah.Copy !req
411. - I'll show you what sucks, huh?
- Let's go. Let's see it.Copy !req
412. - I'll hit on Tara, man. You'll see.
- I want to watch. Let's go.Copy !req
413. - Who is this guy?
- Come on.Copy !req
414. - Watch this. Watch this.
- All right. All right.Copy !req
415. Yo.Copy !req
416. - Hey, what's up?
- Hey, what's up, man?Copy !req
417. Um, oh, cooking. You...
What is that, chili? Cool.Copy !req
418. - Yeah.
- Did you make enough for everybody?Copy !req
419. - Yeah, you want some?
- Oh, no. It makes me... Makes me fart.Copy !req
420. I don't want to,
I don't want to fart right now.Copy !req
421. Um... I noticed you were wearing a hat,Copy !req
422. and that's... That's pretty cool.Copy !req
423. Like, I don't see a lot of,
like, girls wearing hats,Copy !req
424. you know, and I'm wearing a hat,
too, you know.Copy !req
425. It's like, it's like we're...
It's like we're hat twins.Copy !req
426. You know what I mean? Yeah.Copy !req
427. And I-I have a twin.Copy !req
428. I mean, I am a twin. Like, I'm part...Copy !req
429. I'm one part of a twin. Uh...Copy !req
430. I have a twin sister,
is what I'm trying to say.Copy !req
431. Mmm.Copy !req
432. Yeah, she farts a shit ton, man.Copy !req
433. Yeah. I-I don't have that.Copy !req
434. Like, everything makes her...Copy !req
435. Everything makes her fart.Copy !req
436. - I'm gonna get back in there.
- Yeah.Copy !req
437. - Yeah.
- The Minnesota Twins.Copy !req
438. - You know what I'm saying?
- Yeah, they're a team.Copy !req
439. Mmm.Copy !req
440. It was pretty cool.Copy !req
441. We're gonna hit the road. Uh...Copy !req
442. - Are you guys gonna take off?
- Yeah, we're gonnaCopy !req
443. - take off.
- Be good though, bro.Copy !req
444. - Word. Word.
- See you, man.Copy !req
445. Look, just pedal faster.Copy !req
446. I'm going as fast as I can, bro.
You tacked onCopy !req
447. - a little too much mass, I think.
- Don't blame this on me, dude.Copy !req
448. - Are you doing the leg routine I gave you?
- I'm so tiredCopy !req
449. - of doing your routines, man.
- Are you drinking the Fight Milk?Copy !req
450. It makes me so sick!Copy !req
451. - There it is!
- Oh, shit! That is it!Copy !req
452. - Hey!
- Hey, punks!Copy !req
453. - That's our bike.
- Well, it's ours now.Copy !req
454. What are you gonna do about it?Copy !req
455. Listen, you little piece of shit.
I'm gonna...Copy !req
456. Yo, whoa! Hey! The hell is this?Copy !req
457. What are you doing?
You yelling at my kid?Copy !req
458. - Uh, thank you for coming out, sir.
- You all right?Copy !req
459. Uh, I believe that your son
and his friends stole a bike.Copy !req
460. I'm sorry, Stephen stole your son's bike?Copy !req
461. - Uh, no. He stole our bike.
- Let me talk to my son.Copy !req
462. - Let's see if we can get down to it, okay?
- Okay. Okay. Thank you.Copy !req
463. - Dude, do you know who that is?
- No.Copy !req
464. That's Shawn Dumont, who stole
our bike in seventh grade.Copy !req
465. - That's him.
- That's Shawn Dumont?Copy !req
466. - Holy shit, you're right.
- I know. He got fat as shit, man.Copy !req
467. I almost didn't recognize him.Copy !req
468. Y-You know what, dude, I don't even care.Copy !req
469. I just want to get my bike
and let's just goCopy !req
470. - and have fun.
- Let's just get back to it. All right.Copy !req
471. Let's not get tripped up by that.Copy !req
472. Okay, good news. He didn't steal it.Copy !req
473. What? Uh, yeah, he did.
It's-it's right there.Copy !req
474. I'm looking at it.
You want to take a look?Copy !req
475. No, no. He says he didn't steal it.Copy !req
476. And, you know, he didn't steal it.Copy !req
477. - Okay?
- Well, no, that is definitely our bike,Copy !req
478. - a-and we want it back, okay?
- Yeah, we want it back.Copy !req
479. What are you gonna do about it?Copy !req
480. Uh... Uh...Copy !req
481. - Nothing, yeah.
- Nothing.Copy !req
482. - Yeah. That's what I thought.
- Damn it.Copy !req
483. Dude, it's the perfect line, dude.
There's no coming backCopy !req
484. - from that.
- It's just like, when you say it,Copy !req
485. it just ends the whole thing.Copy !req
486. Damn it.Copy !req
487. I can't believe this happened again.Copy !req
488. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
489. - Dee!
- Hey.Copy !req
490. What a nice surprise.
I wasn't expecting you. You know,Copy !req
491. I was just telling Brenda
about my new bed linens.Copy !req
492. - Oh.
- Egyptian cotton,Copy !req
493. thousand thread count.
You got to see them.Copy !req
494. Oh, I-I've seen them.Copy !req
495. I've seen them real up close and personal.Copy !req
496. - I'm sorry?
- You heard me.Copy !req
497. This spinster spun a web that
swallowed your boy toy up whole.Copy !req
498. I am a goddess.Copy !req
499. Okay, I'm having a hard time
following what you're...Copy !req
500. I am a golden goddess, you idiot.Copy !req
501. Savage idiots!Copy !req
502. And I banged your man.Copy !req
503. Aidan!Copy !req
504. Where the hell were you?Copy !req
505. The test was this morning!Copy !req
506. - I failed so hard!
- Dude,Copy !req
507. my mom saw the Instagram
with all the porn and shit.Copy !req
508. She said no phone privileges
and no license.Copy !req
509. I'm-I'm grounded, bro.Copy !req
510. Aw! Moms are so not lit.Copy !req
511. Hey, but, yo, I did get laid last night.Copy !req
512. - That's lit.
- Yeah.Copy !req
513. - Get out!
- Who's the alpha now,Copy !req
514. - huh, Karen?
- Get off my property, bitch!Copy !req
515. How could you have done this to me?Copy !req
516. Frank?Copy !req
517. Deandra, what the hell are you doing here?Copy !req
518. Oh, my God. You're the creepy old manCopy !req
519. from Aidan's Instagram stories.Copy !req
520. Aidan and I are study buddies.Copy !req
521. Your husband's taking driver's ed?
Well, I tell you what,Copy !req
522. I showed him
how to drive stick last night.Copy !req
523. Aidan's my son!Copy !req
524. What's that?Copy !req
525. What's up, Dee?Copy !req
526. - Oh...
- Brenda, call the police. Now.Copy !req
527. - No, no.
- All right.Copy !req
528. - Um... Oh, my God.
- B-Bye-bye. Let's go.Copy !req
529. - Get out of here. Keys?
- That's right. Go.Copy !req
530. - Are you sure about this?
- Yes, dude.Copy !req
531. Shawn Dumont is an asshole.Copy !req
532. He stole our bikes
and he stole our identities.Copy !req
533. I can't believe he's getting
away with this, man.Copy !req
534. You know what? We got to do
what we should've doneCopy !req
535. - 30 years ago.
- Yes. Yes.Copy !req
536. - You're right.
- You ready?Copy !req
537. Yeah. Shawn Dumont. That prick.Copy !req
538. - Son of a bitch.
- That goddamn prick.Copy !req
539. Yo, I'm gonna steal my dad's vape pen.Copy !req
540. I know where he hides that shit.Copy !req
541. Hey, you.Copy !req
542. - Dennis.
- Oh, boy.Copy !req
543. It has been a long-ass day.
It is definitely beer o'clock.Copy !req
544. - What's up?
- There is always CoorsCopy !req
545. - in the garage fridge, bro.
- Oh.Copy !req
546. Clutch!Copy !req
547. What's up?Copy !req
548. Jonathan!Copy !req
549. What's up?Copy !req
550. What is this?Copy !req
551. What am I seeing?Copy !req
552. This is that gas guzzler I was mentioning.Copy !req
553. - Oh.
- I don't know.Copy !req
554. I think I'm gonna donate it
to the fire departmentCopy !req
555. - or something.
- C-Can...Copy !req
556. Can I...Copy !req
557. C-Can I purchase it from...Copy !req
558. I will purchase it from you.Copy !req
559. The Blue Book value,
I'll-I'll give you double.Copy !req
560. Deal.Copy !req
561. - Be gone from me now.
- What?Copy !req
562. Be gone from me, you soy boy beta cuck.Copy !req
563. The transaction is complete.Copy !req
564. Dennis, I don't understand.Copy !req
565. Be gone!Copy !req
566. Never gonna give you upCopy !req
567. Never gonna let you downCopy !req
568. Never gonna run around...Copy !req
569. Hey! Charlie? Mac?Copy !req
570. - Dennis!
- Guys.Copy !req
571. The cops, the parents,
they're all after us.Copy !req
572. How'd you get a Range Rover?
Let's just get in. Get in.Copy !req
573. - Oh, man, we did a bad thing.
- Yeah, get in.Copy !req
574. - Go!
- Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
575. Hey, get us out of here, man. Go, go, go.Copy !req
576. We did a bad thing, dude.
I think I killed a kid.Copy !req
577. He did. I saw him.
I think the kid's dead.Copy !req
578. Doesn't matter.Copy !req
579. Your heart's been aching,
but you're too shy to say itCopy !req
580. Inside we both know
what's been going onCopy !req
581. What the hell is going on here?Copy !req
582. Hey!Copy !req
583. - Hey, Dee, Frank, what's up?
- Hey.Copy !req
584. We almost got T-boned by an Asian.Copy !req
585. It was totally my fault.
She did everything by the book.Copy !req
586. Very surprising.Copy !req
587. - Also, Dee banged a kid.
- Ah.Copy !req
588. No, no, I was trying to cuck a bitch...Copy !req
589. It doesn't matter. It's okay.Copy !req
590. You're in the Range Rover now.
All is well.Copy !req
591. Never gonna say good-byeCopy !req
592. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt youCopy !req
593. Never gonna give you upCopy !req
594. Never gonna let you downCopy !req
595. Never gonna run around and desert youCopy !req
596. - Never gonna make you cryCopy !req
597. Never gonna say good-byeCopy !req
598. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt youCopy !req
599. OohCopy !req
600. Give you up, oohCopy !req
601. Give you up, oohCopy !req
602. Never gonna give, never gonna giveCopy !req
603. Give you up, oohCopy !req
604. Never gonna give, never gonna giveCopy !req
605. Give you upCopy !req