1. Come on, this way.Copy !req
2. Clear the room.Copy !req
3. All clear, nobody's here.Copy !req
4. It sounds like
it got quiet out there.Copy !req
5. Yeah.Copy !req
6. Shit! Frank!
There's somebody here.Copy !req
7. Is anybody here?Copy !req
8. Speak up— we will shoot.Copy !req
9. Wait, hold your fire,
Frank! It's just a kid.Copy !req
10. Hey, boy.Copy !req
11. Is that water for us?Copy !req
12. Jesus Christ, Frank,
you just killed a kid!Copy !req
13. Eh.Copy !req
14. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
15. Oh, my God.Copy !req
16. I'm gonna give him CPR.Copy !req
17. Now, is he blowing someone?
What is happening?Copy !req
18. Yeah, looks like it.
Jesus Christ,Copy !req
19. Frank, he was just
trying to give us water, man!Copy !req
20. Forget it, he's dead.Copy !req
21. You can't go
around killing kids!Copy !req
22. Think about his mom and his dad.Copy !req
23. How long they been
playing this for?Copy !req
24. Oh, dude...Copy !req
25. three straight days.Copy !req
26. They've been playing thisCopy !req
27. for three days?
Yeah, absolutely.Copy !req
28. Jesus Christ, have they slept?Copy !req
29. No. No, they've just been
wandering around the bar,Copy !req
30. blowing kids, doing whatever
they're doing, you know?Copy !req
31. Frank, behind you!
Is this where we're headed?Copy !req
32. I mean, as a world?
Know what I mean—Copy !req
33. as a society?Copy !req
34. Hey, uh, have any of you
seen my guy yet?Copy !req
35. Oh, what is this, now?
What? Who?
Huh?Copy !req
36. What do you want to
tell us? Just tell us.
Oh, I justCopy !req
37. totally hooked up
with this super hotCopy !req
38. stripper soldier last night.
He's swinging by.Copy !req
39. Oh, you're dating a stripper.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
40. Wow, gross.Copy !req
41. Gross? If you guys startedCopy !req
42. dating a stripper
you'd be bragging about itCopy !req
43. for days. I meet myself
a Channing TatumCopy !req
44. and suddenly it's gross?Copy !req
45. A what— a charming taint man?Copy !req
46. What words is she trying to say?Copy !req
47. Uh, she's talking
about Channing Tatum.
Oh.Copy !req
48. He's an actor.
What do I
know him in?Copy !req
49. Well, he-he plays G.I. Joe.
Oh!Copy !req
50. G.I... Oh, G.I. Joe's the shit.
G.I. Joe.
Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
51. Well, then say G.I. Joe,
don't make up a name.
All right, you know what,Copy !req
52. whatever.
It doesn't matter. Anyway,Copy !req
53. we had this
really amazing connectionCopy !req
54. and the sex was so meaningful,Copy !req
55. both of us wept tears of joy.Copy !req
56. Makes me want
to throw up.
Yeah.Copy !req
57. Just what happened.
You know what I
think is happeningCopy !req
58. right now? I think the guy'sCopy !req
59. coming by because
you stole his watch.Copy !req
60. Oh, right, you jacked
his wallet or somethingCopy !req
61. so he'd come over and you-you...Copy !req
62. Yeah.
Right? Just to get him
to talk to you again.Copy !req
63. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
64. Hello. Hey.
Hey, Mike.Copy !req
65. Hey. Thanks
for calling me.Copy !req
66. Yeah. Thanks for coming by.
So you haveCopy !req
67. my watch?Copy !req
68. Oh...
Yeah. Just divingCopy !req
69. straight into that, huh?Copy !req
70. Listen, um, I'm really gladCopy !req
71. you called, though.Copy !req
72. I really wanted to thank you
for last night.Copy !req
73. Thank you for last night.Copy !req
74. Yeah. It's like,
we wereCopy !req
75. having sex and the whole timeCopy !req
76. Yeah.
I was like,Copy !req
77. "What's become of me?"Copy !req
78. You know, all I do is I
strip all night, I playCopy !req
79. video games all day,
I have meaningless sexCopy !req
80. with strangers.Copy !req
81. My own daughter
won't evenCopy !req
82. talk to me, you know? So I wasCopy !req
83. like... "Damn."Copy !req
84. And I realized
I hit rock bottom.Copy !req
85. Oh.Copy !req
86. And that's why I was crying.Copy !req
87. Oh. Right, yeah.Copy !req
88. Yeah.
Yeah. But don't-don't
take it personally.Copy !req
89. No. Because it...
Why would it be?Copy !req
90. All right, cool.
It's...Copy !req
91. Yeah, cool.
Cool, 'cause it reallyCopy !req
92. helped me realize that I got to
give that lifestyle up.Copy !req
93. Oh...
So thank you.Copy !req
94. You're welcome.Copy !req
95. Um... I don't
remember your name.Copy !req
96. Dee.Copy !req
97. Dee?Copy !req
98. Yeah.
Cool.Copy !req
99. Now, can I get that watch, or...Copy !req
100. Hey, Dee, I think he
just wants his watch.
I think he needs his...Copy !req
101. Yeah, I understand.
Yeah.Copy !req
102. Oh, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
103. Rock bottom? Me?
Uh, hey, buddy, how about whenCopy !req
104. your daughter
stopped talking to you—Copy !req
105. maybe that was
your rock bottom, okay?Copy !req
106. I'm not rock bottom.Copy !req
107. You know what I am?
I'm a rock.Copy !req
108. Dee is a rock.
In fact, I'm the type of galCopy !req
109. who makes men's lives better.Copy !req
110. Hey-o! You guys mind if I shower
in that leaky urinal again?Copy !req
111. Well, that... Don't count that.Copy !req
112. That's not a good example.Copy !req
113. No, I got— I got
to do somethingCopy !req
114. about this, goddamn it.Copy !req
115. I am gonna fix this problem,
'cause I'm gonnaCopy !req
116. tell you something right now:Copy !req
117. Sweet Dee is a rock.Copy !req
118. Goddamn it, Frank,
you shot a woman.Copy !req
119. Who cares?
Jesus Christ, man,Copy !req
120. I got to stop.
This is too real.
What, what?Copy !req
121. I got to take a break, dude.Copy !req
122. It's driving me insane.Copy !req
123. Come on, how are we gonna win
if you keep quitting?Copy !req
124. I don't care!Copy !req
125. Lot of storm-outs today, huh?
Yeah.Copy !req
126. Yeah. Yeah.
This is pathetic.Copy !req
127. Dee can't handle
a little rejection.Copy !req
128. Mac's banged upCopy !req
129. over a goddamn
video game.Copy !req
130. Yeah.
It's...Copy !req
131. stripper guy
is traumatizedCopy !req
132. because he gets to
take his clothes offCopy !req
133. in front of a bunch
of horny ladies.Copy !req
134. Yeah.
And then he has sex
with one disgusting bird.Copy !req
135. Yeah.
Come on, man,Copy !req
136. that's not trauma.
That's not real trauma.
Nah. It's not evenCopy !req
137. that bad.
I mean, if—
if anything,Copy !req
138. that's insulting
to peopleCopy !req
139. Yeah.
who have experienced
real trauma.Copy !req
140. I think it is.
Yeah.
I mean, likeCopy !req
141. you, for instance.Copy !req
142. Uh, me?Copy !req
143. Well, yeah.
Sure, man.Copy !req
144. I mean, you grew up
fatherless.Copy !req
145. You were raised
by a womanCopy !req
146. who was basically
a prostitute.Copy !req
147. Well, the father stuff
was real.Copy !req
148. Yeah, without a doubt.Copy !req
149. Got some daddy issues there.Copy !req
150. And-and you, too.
I mean,Copy !req
151. like, you know,
what happened with you—Copy !req
152. with Ms. Klinsky,
the librarian.
I mean, you were raped.Copy !req
153. Ah. No. St...
And tha-that's
got to affect you.Copy !req
154. That's trauma.
Will you stop?Copy !req
155. Why do you guys br— no.Copy !req
156. That wasn't a rape, okay?Copy !req
157. It was.
That was a mutual—
no, stop. Like...Copy !req
158. She's an older woman,
you were a younger...Copy !req
159. A woman can't
rape a guy.Copy !req
160. An older woman can
rape a younger...
It's not...Copy !req
161. Doesn't matter.
That's not the point.
Oh, yeah. Right, right.Copy !req
162. This is separate, yeah.
Look, it's—Copy !req
163. it's not the point.
The point is,Copy !req
164. yeah, fine,
I'll do it.Copy !req
165. You'll do what?Copy !req
166. I'll strip.
Yeah.Copy !req
167. Huh. I didn't realize
you were talking about that.Copy !req
168. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah.Copy !req
169. Huh.
You know,Copy !req
170. if this Mike fella
wants to walk awayCopy !req
171. from an amazing
stripping career,Copy !req
172. hey, I'll take up
that mantle.Copy !req
173. You know, frankly,
I'm a little disappointedCopy !req
174. in myself for not
thinking of it before.Copy !req
175. You know?
It just makes sense.Copy !req
176. Right, yeah.Copy !req
177. Here's the thing, man.Copy !req
178. I can't do it without you.Copy !req
179. I need you to get my back.Copy !req
180. Oh, uh, you want me
to strip with you?Copy !req
181. Oh, oh, no, no,
no, no, no.Copy !req
182. I-I-I— no,
I just literallyCopy !req
183. need you to have a look
at my back, you know,Copy !req
184. make sure
there's no molesCopy !req
185. or, like,
unsightly hairs,Copy !req
186. bumps, zits,
you know,Copy !req
187. that kind of thing.
Ah, yeah...Copy !req
188. And then, you know,
get after it.Copy !req
189. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'll clean you up.Copy !req
190. All right, all right,
I can do that.Copy !req
191. Cool.
Cool, man.
You be my boy?Copy !req
192. Yeah, I'll be the boy.Copy !req
193. Well, just be my—
l-like my bag boy.Copy !req
194. You know, carry around
my-my lotions,Copy !req
195. my oils, my scents,
my razors.Copy !req
196. Cool, man.
Chill, chill.Copy !req
197. Yeah, that's cool,
right?Copy !req
198. Yeah, that's cool, bro.
Cool.
Cool.Copy !req
199. Frank, where are you, man?Copy !req
200. I can't see.Copy !req
201. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
202. Oh, who's there? Oh...Copy !req
203. Hey, boy.Copy !req
204. How you doing, man?Copy !req
205. No! Baba!Copy !req
206. Mama!Copy !req
207. Oh, shit!Copy !req
208. Oh, no, man!Copy !req
209. I'm so sorry, man.Copy !req
210. Hey, son.Copy !req
211. Dad? What are you doing here?Copy !req
212. How did you get in the game?Copy !req
213. Guess we...Copy !req
214. won't be having that catchCopy !req
215. after all.Copy !req
216. You were gonna have a catch
with me?Copy !req
217. I was, but...Copy !req
218. you killed me, son.Copy !req
219. I... love...Copy !req
220. Wa-Wa...Copy !req
221. Wait! Wait, Dad!
Who do you love?Copy !req
222. Dad, who do you
love? Wait.Copy !req
223. Dad, who do you
love? No, Dad! No!Copy !req
224. What the hell?Copy !req
225. Oh, was that a dream?Copy !req
226. Dennis?Copy !req
227. Oh, my God, man, I just
had the weirdest dream.Copy !req
228. What?
Frank.Copy !req
229. Look, I-I... I can't sleep.
I'm having nightmares.Copy !req
230. Dead kids, dads.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Mac.Copy !req
231. Slow down. What are you saying?Copy !req
232. I got to quit the game, dude.
I can'tCopy !req
233. do this anymore.
No, no, no.Copy !req
234. Don't quit just yet.Copy !req
235. Look, have a drink
and calm down.
Okay, fine.Copy !req
236. I'll calm down. I'll-I'll drink
some whiskey or something.Copy !req
237. Yeah, stuff it down with brown.Copy !req
238. That's the best way
to deal with things.Copy !req
239. Okay.Copy !req
240. Kid's a mess.Copy !req
241. Goddamn it, Charlie,
we're 30 minutes late, man.Copy !req
242. I'm so sorry I cut your
back so many times, man.Copy !req
243. What happened?
I was nervous, dude.Copy !req
244. Why?
I've never, like, cut
such a muscular back.Copy !req
245. Thanks, man.
Yeah. Oh, dude, your
back looks great, man.Copy !req
246. I'm working hard, dude.
Dude, you're putting the work
in, and it's showing, man.Copy !req
247. But just let's not talk about it
in there. Don't bring it up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
248. Can you walk me through
what your guy is again?Copy !req
249. Okay, so here's the deal, man.Copy !req
250. Who do girls want to have sex
with more than anybody else?Copy !req
251. Jugglers.
Jug...?Copy !req
252. Dudes who can,
like, juggle things.
I know what a juggler is.Copy !req
253. You know, with the fire
sticks and the balls.
Yeah.Copy !req
254. No, they don't want
to have sex with a juggler.Copy !req
255. They want to have sex
with their dads.Copy !req
256. Weird.
Yeah, it is weird,
so I'm a dad.Copy !req
257. Oh. Okay, cool. Oh,
and I'm your boy.Copy !req
258. All right, that works.
Well, no. What?
Why would you be my boy?Copy !req
259. Oh, you said I was gonna be your
boy 'cause I have daddy trauma,Copy !req
260. and then, I didn't realize
I was gonna be your boyCopy !req
261. in there, but
that works great.Copy !req
262. No, that doesn't
make any sense.Copy !req
263. How would you be my s...?Copy !req
264. I'm their dad.
How could I also be your dad?Copy !req
265. We can't all be related.
Christ, Charlie,Copy !req
266. you're not making
any sense, man.
Right, right.Copy !req
267. Yeah, I mean, you could have
a lot of kids, I guess.Copy !req
268. I got to say, though,
I'm looking inside there,Copy !req
269. and this isn't
making sense to me.Copy !req
270. I mean, these are all
older women. Might beCopy !req
271. a little bit hard for me to pull
off the dad thing at all.Copy !req
272. That's not a good play.
You know, I'm getting
a bad feeling about this, man.Copy !req
273. Hey, man, do you think
maybe that's 'causeCopy !req
274. of your librarian trauma?
You're talking about
Ms. Klinsky?Copy !req
275. Yeah, she was an
older woman, and...
What? No. There was...Copy !req
276. Let's not talk... Can we stop
talking about traumaCopy !req
277. and-and-and cuts on the...
on peoples' backs?
Yes.Copy !req
278. And let's...
It's not sexy, okay?Copy !req
279. Okay, yeah, well,
then let's split.
Okay.Copy !req
280. All right, let's go.
All right, man.Copy !req
281. Are you the stripper?Copy !req
282. Oh, uh, yeah,
that's him.
Uh...Copy !req
283. What, are you 40?
Yup.Copy !req
284. Fine. You guys'll do, I guess.Copy !req
285. Y-You guys? No.
Sorry. I'm just the boy.Copy !req
286. Well, you're not my boy.
He's not...Copy !req
287. Are you gonna stand out here
and talk like little bitches,Copy !req
288. or are you gonna come inside and
take your dicks out for money?Copy !req
289. Daddy?Copy !req
290. Don't call me Daddy.Copy !req
291. Yeah, my generation—Copy !req
292. we drank our problems away.Copy !req
293. But since you softies like
to talk about everything,Copy !req
294. I figured this was
a good thing to do.Copy !req
295. A PTSD support
group, Frank?Copy !req
296. Yeah, yeah.
Maybe you'll get some help,Copy !req
297. we can finish
the damn game.
What's up, dicks?Copy !req
298. What the hell
are you doing here?Copy !req
299. Well, because I am a rock and
not a rock bottom, I decidedCopy !req
300. to reach out to Mike and see
if I could get him some helpCopy !req
301. with, uh, some of these
issues he's been having.Copy !req
302. I'm confused. Is this
a PTSD meeting for vets?Copy !req
303. Mm-hmm, yeah. You're
a military guy, right?Copy !req
304. No. It was just
my stripper character.Copy !req
305. Really? Oh, I just
figured you basedCopy !req
306. your characters off
past experiences.
Why?Copy !req
307. Okay, look, I-I'm not gonna pass
myself off as a vet, Frank.Copy !req
308. Yeah, I don't feel good
about this. Maybe...
Well, then just don't talk.Copy !req
309. But...
You don't have to talk.
Just sit down.Copy !req
310. Okay, everybody, let's grab a
chair, let's get this started.Copy !req
311. the bat, I can see
we got some newcomersCopy !req
312. here today. You guys want
to introduce yourselves?Copy !req
313. Ugh. Goddamn it.Copy !req
314. Uh, I'm Frank.Copy !req
315. I've been around the block,
seen some action.Copy !req
316. I was in 'Nam for a while.Copy !req
317. Private sector mostly.Copy !req
318. I did shoot a couple of dinksCopy !req
319. who tried to jack some sneakers
off the factory floor.Copy !req
320. No big deal.Copy !req
321. I don't feel nothing
about it.Copy !req
322. I'm just here
to support my buddy.Copy !req
323. Uh...Copy !req
324. Hello. I'm Dee.
I'm a rock.Copy !req
325. I'm here with this guy.Copy !req
326. There was a bit of a mix-up
about his military credentials,Copy !req
327. but, uh... whatever.Copy !req
328. Now he's under the delusion
that he's hit rock bottom,Copy !req
329. you know, and I just don't see
how that's possibly true, so,Copy !req
330. we're gonna straighten
that up while we'reCopy !req
331. sitting here today, you know.Copy !req
332. Mac's being a pussy!Copy !req
333. He doesn't want
to fight anymore!Copy !req
334. I'm not being a pussy.Copy !req
335. I just don't want to
kill women and children.Copy !req
336. How do I get himCopy !req
337. to stop thinking of them
as real people?Copy !req
338. Mike's embarrassed
about his dancing,Copy !req
339. and I just...
I don't get that.Copy !req
340. I don't... How is that
rock bottom behavior?Copy !req
341. You know? Think
of Channing Tatum.Copy !req
342. Can you please explain
Channing Tatum to him?Copy !req
343. Mac can't sleep at night.Copy !req
344. He's having erotic nightmares
and shit.Copy !req
345. Mike's embarrassed about his
video game-playing, which makesCopy !req
346. no sense to me, 'cause you know
what? Video games are hard.Copy !req
347. You ever play
Fallujah?
Beat it five times.Copy !req
348. You want to play with me?
I'm actually trying
to get away from that.Copy !req
349. Well, what if he paid you?Copy !req
350. Wow. Really?
Well, will you look at that? Now
we're getting somewhere, huh?Copy !req
351. Yeah.
That couldn't have happened
without your rock, could it?Copy !req
352. Wait a second, Frank.
What about me?Copy !req
353. You're out.
Dishonorable discharge.Copy !req
354. I'm sorry.Copy !req
355. What is happening here?Copy !req
356. Doesn't matter.
We're done with you.Copy !req
357. Yeah, we're good.
Yeah.Copy !req
358. Hey, son.
Dad?Copy !req
359. What are you doing here?Copy !req
360. I broke out of jail
and came straight to see you.Copy !req
361. Because you love me?
'Cause I'm gonna kill you, son.Copy !req
362. Oh. Oh, no!Copy !req
363. What...? What-What's happening?Copy !req
364. When did I get here?
How long have I been asleep?Copy !req
365. You got here, like,
five minutes ago.Copy !req
366. You've been asleep
for 35 seconds.Copy !req
367. Oh, Jesus Christ,
I'm-I'm losing my mind.Copy !req
368. I mean, I'm actually
going insane.
You know,Copy !req
369. we're all having a little bit
of a hard time right now.Copy !req
370. Yeah.
But we got to fight
fire with fire,Copy !req
371. and Charlie and I refuse
to be defeated by this.Copy !req
372. We're gonna
win this war.Copy !req
373. What war?
The war on women!
Women, man!Copy !req
374. There's a war on women?
Can I get in on that?Copy !req
375. Bro, it's been ragingCopy !req
376. since the beginning
of time, bro.Copy !req
377. Oh.
And we're losing ground.Copy !req
378. Phone!Copy !req
379. Hello.Copy !req
380. Ah, yeah.Copy !req
381. Uh, yeah,
is youse Daddy and the Boy?Copy !req
382. Uh, y-yes, it is.
Boy speaking.Copy !req
383. Oh.Copy !req
384. Yeah. Uh, I hear youse
are re... rule good.Copy !req
385. Well, yeah,
that-that is true.Copy !req
386. Well, I've got a party for you.Copy !req
387. Um, Daddy wants
to speak with you.
Yeah.Copy !req
388. Yeah, this is Daddy.
What's-what's the gig?Copy !req
389. Uh, yeah, a giant party.
Tons of sorority girls.Copy !req
390. Sorority girls. Oh,
sorority girls. Nice.Copy !req
391. Did you just lick your
hand? Yeah, that...Copy !req
392. that sounds good. Um, listen,
a few new ground rules, though.Copy !req
393. I'm a bad dad now. And, uh,Copy !req
394. the Boy's also gonna
be dancing with me.Copy !req
395. Okay. Uh, whatever. Uh, uh...Copy !req
396. Yeah, we need Mike. We need him.Copy !req
397. Mike? Why do you want Mike, Dee?
What? You knew it was me?Copy !req
398. Of course I knew it was you.
Who else does accents so poorly?Copy !req
399. The accents were terrible.
The accents were terrible.
All right, look, I just...Copy !req
400. I want him to have fun,
make a ton of money,Copy !req
401. party with a bunch
of sorority girls, you know?Copy !req
402. I need to show him
that this is a great life.Copy !req
403. This is not a rock-bottom life.Copy !req
404. We'll do it at Paddy's.
It'll be a win-win.Copy !req
405. Make a ton of mon...
Mmm.Copy !req
406. Yes. Okay.Copy !req
407. What? Hello?Copy !req
408. Goddamn it.Copy !req
409. This is good. This
is... th-this is good.Copy !req
410. Young girl sorority girls. It's,
like, age-appropriate for me,Copy !req
411. you know? Not like those
perverted librarians.Copy !req
412. Cougars. Whatever, man.
Yeah.Copy !req
413. And it's gonna be on our
home turf. Like, Paddy's.Copy !req
414. Whoa. And with Mike,
we'll be like a...
Oh.Copy !req
415. we'll be like an elite stripping
dance force, like a unit, man.Copy !req
416. Dude, dude, dude, dude,
we're gonna look good, man.
Yeah. Yeah, man.Copy !req
417. We're gonna win this war. We're
gonna win this war on women.
Oh, hell yeah. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
418. You know what, Mac, maybe
we could use you after all.Copy !req
419. He's asleep.
Yeah, he's out.Copy !req
420. It's amazing! I can't believe
they have zombiesCopy !req
421. on the final level!Copy !req
422. I love zombies. Ghouls, too.
I love ghouls.Copy !req
423. Right now, if we can just
make it to that second boxCopy !req
424. over there, we can grab
the all spark coinCopy !req
425. and we can
win the game.Copy !req
426. Can win the game.Copy !req
427. Can win the game.Copy !req
428. Frank? Where are you, man?Copy !req
429. I can't see.Copy !req
430. Shit! Frank!Copy !req
431. Frank. Frank.Copy !req
432. Frank!Copy !req
433. Frank!Copy !req
434. Oh. What happened?Copy !req
435. Where am I?
Oh, you're in the back office.
You passed outCopy !req
436. playing the game, dude.
We dragged you back here
so you could sleep.Copy !req
437. Oh, Mac.
I think I was too hard on you.Copy !req
438. I think I got PTSD, too.Copy !req
439. Oh, no. We don't have that.
Huh?Copy !req
440. Yeah, I actually slept about
ten hours last night, dude,Copy !req
441. and I feel great.Copy !req
442. I think we were just suffering
from sleep deprivation.Copy !req
443. Well, where's Mike?
I want to finish the game.Copy !req
444. Oh, we finished the game.
Yeah, like, right afterCopy !req
445. you passed out,
Mike and I just got in there.Copy !req
446. Dude, it was awesome.
Do you want to do it again?Copy !req
447. No, I don't want
to play anymore.Copy !req
448. Well, where's Mike?
I'll do it with him.Copy !req
449. He's out, too.
Yeah, he's doingCopy !req
450. some weird stripping thing
with Dennis and Charlie.Copy !req
451. I only woke you up 'cause
I figured you'd want to see it.Copy !req
452. Yeah?
Yeah.Copy !req
453. I really appreciate
you getting meCopy !req
454. this gig. I mean,
truthfully,Copy !req
455. I don't think I was readyCopy !req
456. to give this lifestyle up.Copy !req
457. Of course not. Why would you?
You're really goodCopy !req
458. at dancing. That's nothing
to be ashamed of.Copy !req
459. Listen, you like video games?
I got you paid for it.Copy !req
460. You're a great stripper?
I got you this gig.Copy !req
461. And you know what
I'm gonna do for you next?
What?Copy !req
462. I'm gonna reunite you
with your daughter.Copy !req
463. Oh, man.
Yep.Copy !req
464. Look, I really appreciate
everything you've done.Copy !req
465. It really, really
means a lot to me.
Eh, well,Copy !req
466. you just needed your rock.Copy !req
467. Fire it up. Smell good?
Everything poppin'?
All right. No, feels good.Copy !req
468. I don't know. What do you think?
You like how it smells?
Look good? It looks good.Copy !req
469. And you can't see any of the
blood. It's all patched up good.
Okay, good.Copy !req
470. What do you think
about my prop, hmm?
That's really cool.Copy !req
471. A little kid
licking that up there.
Wait, what-what am I smelling?Copy !req
472. Cheese. Yeah, yeah.
Is that made of cheese?Copy !req
473. Why did you make a cheese
lollipop? It stinks.Copy !req
474. For-for my nerves. Yeah.
That smells horrible.Copy !req
475. Oh, God. There's nothing sexy
about cheese. Put it away.Copy !req
476. Ladies,Copy !req
477. are we ready to party tonight?Copy !req
478. So am I.Copy !req
479. All right.Copy !req
480. We're gonna
see some skinCopy !req
481. tonight. Yeah.Copy !req
482. Scars and all.Copy !req
483. This, actually,
is a real scar, too.Copy !req
484. And I got a good story
behind that.Copy !req
485. This is, uh... They took out
the kidney, actually,Copy !req
486. from the fron... A Chinaman.
And he did not knowCopy !req
487. how to do it,
I'll tell you that much.Copy !req
488. Cricket was a bad idea, huh?Copy !req
489. Yeah, I know. But we needed
that, like, you know,Copy !req
490. McConaughey
emcee-type.
Yeah. But looks like we gotCopy !req
491. Dallas Buyers Club
McConaughey,Copy !req
492. not Magic Mike McConaughey.
That is
what he looks like.Copy !req
493. It's a good crowd, though.
It's a good crowd.
He's... Yeah.Copy !req
494. All right, well...Copy !req
495. That was the first time
that I really thought,Copy !req
496. "Hey, I might actually, uh...Copy !req
497. I might die, and...
and no one's gonna remember."Copy !req
498. All right! Hey!Copy !req
499. Let's, uh, keep it movin'.Copy !req
500. Keepin' it real,
keepin' it sexy,Copy !req
501. and takin' back the power,Copy !req
502. let's give it up for Daddy
and the Boy!Copy !req
503. Hey, Boy, let's have a catch.Copy !req
504. Over here, Pop.Copy !req
505. Hey. Good throw, son.Copy !req
506. I love you, Dad!Copy !req
507. I love you, too, son.
Oh?Copy !req
508. And even though
I never even said it enough.Copy !req
509. What is this?Copy !req
510. I wasn't a good... Shh!Copy !req
511. I wasn't a good father to you,Copy !req
512. and-and I regret that now.Copy !req
513. No, that's fine, because nowCopy !req
514. is our chance to connect.Copy !req
515. This is super weird.Copy !req
516. Hey! Shush, all right?Copy !req
517. This is our thing. We have
the power. You don't talk.Copy !req
518. All right, you know what, Dad,
don't listen to them,Copy !req
519. 'cause we're gonna win this war.Copy !req
520. This is not sexy!Copy !req
521. Just take
something off!Copy !req
522. You know,
you take something off!Copy !req
523. All right, look,
it's too hot for baseball.Copy !req
524. I'm gonna take my clothes off
now. I think.Copy !req
525. Okay!
Yeah,
now we'll take our clothes off.Copy !req
526. Yeah!Copy !req
527. Wait, wait, son, don't.
Don't. They're laughing.Copy !req
528. Don't take your clothes off
if they're laughing.
We have the power.Copy !req
529. It's not a joke!
It's not a joke,
all right? This is sexy.Copy !req
530. Oh, stop, sto—
oh, you know what?Copy !req
531. You might want to check your
programs 'cause I'm bad dad now.Copy !req
532. I'll take you
to your goddamn room.Copy !req
533. I'll bend you over my knee.
Take your dicks out!Copy !req
534. All right, listen to me.
This is it, this is what
you were made for.Copy !req
535. Now you get out there
and save the day, soldier.Copy !req
536. This is about a father and a sonCopy !req
537. whose relation...
Oh, come on!Copy !req
538. And now, the moment
you've all been waiting for—Copy !req
539. Soldier Boy Mike.Copy !req
540. ♪ E-E-Everybody got 'emCopy !req
541. Dad?Copy !req
542. Oh, Janie?Copy !req
543. Oh!
Your cock was in my face!Copy !req
544. Oh, God, I didn't mean to!
I didn't mean to!Copy !req
545. You're disgusting!Copy !req
546. My finger touched your asshole!Copy !req
547. Never talk to me again!Copy !req
548. I got you!Copy !req
549. I got you.
I'm your rock bottom?Copy !req
550. I'm your rock—
that's your rock bottom,Copy !req
551. sticking your dick in your
daughter's face,
you son of a bitch.Copy !req
552. Why would you do that?
Get out of here!Copy !req
553. That's my daughter!Copy !req
554. Oh.Copy !req
555. Yes!Copy !req
556. Wow.
Jesus Christ.Copy !req
557. Wow, Dee, that was dark.
That's like the darkest thing
you've ever done.Copy !req
558. You know what that was?Copy !req
559. That was your rock bottom.
Yeah.Copy !req
560. Feel good. I don't
want to talk about it.Copy !req
561. I don't want to talk about my
thing. You want to talk about
your thing?Copy !req
562. No, no, let's not.
You know what we should do?
Let's just, uh...Copy !req
563. let's just get drunk.
Let's not talk about trauma.
Yeah, come on.Copy !req
564. Or deal with any of that shit.
Woo.Copy !req
565. Let's just have a good time
and get drunk, huh?Copy !req
566. Stuff it down with some brown.Copy !req
567. Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBHCopy !req