1. Come on, this way.Copy !req
2. Clear the room.Copy !req
3. All clear, nobody's here.Copy !req
4. It sounds like it got quiet out there.Copy !req
5. Yeah.Copy !req
6. Shit! Frank! There's somebody here.Copy !req
7. Is anybody here?Copy !req
8. Speak up... we will shoot.Copy !req
9. Wait, hold your fire, Frank!
It's just a kid.Copy !req
10. Hey, boy.Copy !req
11. Is that water for us?Copy !req
12. Jesus Christ, Frank,
you just killed a kid!Copy !req
13. Eh.Copy !req
14. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
15. Oh, my God.Copy !req
16. I'm gonna give him CPR.Copy !req
17. Now, is he blowing someone?
What is happening?Copy !req
18. - Yeah, looks like it.
- Jesus Christ,Copy !req
19. Frank, he was just trying
to give us water, man!Copy !req
20. Forget it, he's dead.Copy !req
21. You can't go around killing kids!Copy !req
22. Think about his mom and his dad.Copy !req
23. How long they been playing this for?Copy !req
24. Oh, dude...Copy !req
25. three straight days.Copy !req
26. They've been playing thisCopy !req
27. - for three days?
- Yeah, absolutely.Copy !req
28. Jesus Christ, have they slept?Copy !req
29. No. No, they've just been
wandering around the bar,Copy !req
30. blowing kids, doing whatever
they're doing, you know?Copy !req
31. - Frank, behind you!
- Is this where we're headed?Copy !req
32. I mean, as a world? Know what I mean...Copy !req
33. as a society?Copy !req
34. Hey, uh, have any of you
seen my guy yet?Copy !req
35. Oh, what is this, now?Copy !req
36. - What? Who?
- Huh?Copy !req
37. - What do you want to tell us? Just tell us.
- Oh, I justCopy !req
38. totally hooked up with this super hotCopy !req
39. stripper soldier last night.
He's swinging by.Copy !req
40. - Oh, you're dating a stripper.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
41. Wow, gross.Copy !req
42. Gross? If you guys startedCopy !req
43. dating a stripper you'd
be bragging about itCopy !req
44. for days. I meet myself a Channing TatumCopy !req
45. and suddenly it's gross?Copy !req
46. A what... a charming taint man?Copy !req
47. What words is she trying to say?Copy !req
48. - Uh, she's talking about Channing Tatum.
- Oh.Copy !req
49. - He's an actor.
- What do I know him in?Copy !req
50. - Well, he-he plays G.I. Joe.
- Oh!Copy !req
51. - G.I... Oh, G.I. Joe's the shit.
- G.I. Joe. - Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
52. - Well, then say G.I. Joe, don't make up a name.
- All right, you know what,Copy !req
53. whatever. It doesn't matter. Anyway,Copy !req
54. we had this really amazing connectionCopy !req
55. and the sex was so meaningful,Copy !req
56. both of us wept tears of joy.Copy !req
57. - Makes me want to throw up.
- Yeah.Copy !req
58. - Just what happened.
- You know what I think is happeningCopy !req
59. right now? I think the guy'sCopy !req
60. coming by because you stole his watch.Copy !req
61. Oh, right, you jacked
his wallet or somethingCopy !req
62. so he'd come over and you-you...Copy !req
63. - Yeah.
- Right? Just to get him to talk to you again.Copy !req
64. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
65. - Hello. Hey.
- Hey, Mike.Copy !req
66. Hey. Thanks for calling me.Copy !req
67. - Yeah. Thanks for coming by.
- So you have my watch?Copy !req
68. - Oh...
- Yeah. Just divingCopy !req
69. straight into that, huh?Copy !req
70. Listen, um, I'm really glad
you called, though.Copy !req
71. I really wanted to thank
you for last night.Copy !req
72. Thank you for last night.Copy !req
73. Yeah. It's like, we wereCopy !req
74. having sex and the whole timeCopy !req
75. - Yeah.
- I was like,Copy !req
76. "What's become of me?"Copy !req
77. You know,
all I do is I strip all night, I playCopy !req
78. video games all day,
I have meaningless sexCopy !req
79. with strangers.Copy !req
80. My own daughter won't evenCopy !req
81. talk to me, you know? So I wasCopy !req
82. like... "Damn."Copy !req
83. And I realized I hit rock bottom.Copy !req
84. Oh.Copy !req
85. And that's why I was crying.Copy !req
86. Oh. Right, yeah.Copy !req
87. - Yeah.
- Yeah. But don't-don't take it personally.Copy !req
88. No. Because it... Why would it be?Copy !req
89. - All right, cool.
- It's...Copy !req
90. - Yeah, cool.
- Cool, 'cause it reallyCopy !req
91. helped me realize that I got
to give that lifestyle up.Copy !req
92. - Oh...
- So thank you.Copy !req
93. You're welcome.Copy !req
94. Um... I don't remember your name.Copy !req
95. Dee.Copy !req
96. Dee?Copy !req
97. - Yeah.
- Cool.Copy !req
98. Now, can I get that watch, or...Copy !req
99. - Hey, Dee, I think he just wants his watch.
- I think he needs his...Copy !req
100. - Yeah, I understand.
- Yeah.Copy !req
101. Oh, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
102. Rock bottom? Me?
Uh, hey, buddy, how about whenCopy !req
103. your daughter stopped talking to you...Copy !req
104. Maybe that was your rock bottom, okay?Copy !req
105. I'm not rock bottom.Copy !req
106. You know what I am? I'm a rock.Copy !req
107. Dee is a rock.
In fact, I'm the type of galCopy !req
108. who makes men's lives better.Copy !req
109. Hey-o! You guys mind if I shower
in that leaky urinal again?Copy !req
110. Well, that... Don't count that.Copy !req
111. That's not a good example.Copy !req
112. No, I got... I got to do something
about this, goddamn it.Copy !req
113. I am gonna fix this problem,
'cause I'm gonnaCopy !req
114. tell you something right now:Copy !req
115. Sweet Dee is a rock.Copy !req
116. Goddamn it, Frank, you shot a woman.Copy !req
117. - Who cares?
- Jesus Christ, man,Copy !req
118. - I got to stop. This is too real.
- What, what?Copy !req
119. I got to take a break, dude.Copy !req
120. It's driving me insane.Copy !req
121. Come on, how are we gonna
win if you keep quitting?Copy !req
122. I don't care!Copy !req
123. - Lot of storm-outs today, huh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
124. - Yeah. Yeah.
- This is pathetic.Copy !req
125. Dee can't handle a little rejection.Copy !req
126. Mac's banged up
over a goddamn video game.Copy !req
127. - Yeah.
- It's...Copy !req
128. stripper guy is traumatizedCopy !req
129. because he gets to take his clothes offCopy !req
130. in front of a bunch of horny ladies.Copy !req
131. - Yeah.
- And then he has sex with one disgusting bird.Copy !req
132. - Yeah.
- Come on, man,Copy !req
133. - that's not trauma. That's not real trauma.
- Nah. It's not evenCopy !req
134. - that bad.
- I mean, if... if anything,Copy !req
135. that's insulting to peopleCopy !req
136. - who have experienced real trauma.
- Yeah.Copy !req
137. - I think it is. Yeah.
- I mean, likeCopy !req
138. you, for instance.Copy !req
139. Uh, me?Copy !req
140. Well, yeah. Sure, man.Copy !req
141. I mean, you grew up fatherless.Copy !req
142. You were raised by a woman
who was basically a prostitute.Copy !req
143. Well, the father stuff was real.Copy !req
144. Yeah, without a doubt.Copy !req
145. Got some daddy issues there.Copy !req
146. And-and you, too. I mean,Copy !req
147. like, you know,
what happened with you...Copy !req
148. with Ms. Klinsky, the librarian.
I mean, you were raped.Copy !req
149. - Ah. No. St...
- And tha-that's got to affect you.Copy !req
150. - That's trauma.
- Will you stop?Copy !req
151. Why do you guys br... no.
That wasn't a rape, okay?Copy !req
152. - It was.
- That was a mutual... No, stop. Like...Copy !req
153. She's an older woman,
you were a younger...Copy !req
154. A woman can't rape a guy.Copy !req
155. - An older woman can rape a younger...
- It's not...Copy !req
156. - Doesn't matter. That's not the point.
- Oh, yeah. Right, right.Copy !req
157. - This is separate, yeah.
- Look, it's...Copy !req
158. It's not the point. The point is,Copy !req
159. yeah, fine, I'll do it.Copy !req
160. You'll do what?Copy !req
161. I'll strip. Yeah.Copy !req
162. Huh. I didn't realize you
were talking about that.Copy !req
163. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
164. - Huh.
- You know,Copy !req
165. if this Mike fella wants to walk awayCopy !req
166. from an amazing stripping career,Copy !req
167. hey, I'll take up that mantle.Copy !req
168. You know, frankly,
I'm a little disappointedCopy !req
169. in myself for not thinking of it before.Copy !req
170. You know? It just makes sense.Copy !req
171. Right, yeah.Copy !req
172. Here's the thing, man.
I can't do it without you.Copy !req
173. I need you to get my back.Copy !req
174. Oh, uh, you want me to strip with you?Copy !req
175. Oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
176. I-I-I... no, I just literallyCopy !req
177. need you to have a look at my back,
you know,Copy !req
178. make sure there's no molesCopy !req
179. or, like, unsightly hairs,Copy !req
180. bumps, zits, you know,Copy !req
181. - that kind of thing.
- Ah, yeah...Copy !req
182. And then, you know, get after it.Copy !req
183. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll clean you up.Copy !req
184. All right, all right, I can do that.Copy !req
185. - Cool.
- Cool, man. You be my boy?Copy !req
186. Yeah, I'll be the boy.Copy !req
187. Well, just be my... L-like my bag boy.Copy !req
188. You know, carry around my-my lotions,Copy !req
189. my oils, my scents, my razors.Copy !req
190. Cool, man. Chill, chill.Copy !req
191. Yeah, that's cool, right?Copy !req
192. - Yeah, that's cool, bro. Cool.
- Cool.Copy !req
193. Frank, where are you, man?Copy !req
194. I can't see.Copy !req
195. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
196. Oh, who's there? Oh...Copy !req
197. Hey, boy.Copy !req
198. How you doing, man?Copy !req
199. No! Baba!Copy !req
200. Mother!Copy !req
201. Oh, shit!Copy !req
202. Oh, no, man!Copy !req
203. I'm so sorry, man.Copy !req
204. Hey, son.Copy !req
205. Dad? What are you doing here?Copy !req
206. How did you get in the game?Copy !req
207. Guess we...Copy !req
208. won't be having that catchCopy !req
209. after all.Copy !req
210. You were gonna have a catch with me?Copy !req
211. I was, but...Copy !req
212. you killed me, son.Copy !req
213. I... love...Copy !req
214. Wa-Wa... Wait! Wait, Dad!
Who do you love?Copy !req
215. Dad, who do you love? Wait.Copy !req
216. Dad, who do you love? No, Dad! No!Copy !req
217. What the hell?Copy !req
218. Oh, was that a dream?Copy !req
219. Dennis?Copy !req
220. Oh, my God, man,
I just had the weirdest dream.Copy !req
221. - What?
- Frank.Copy !req
222. Look, I-I... I can't sleep.
I'm having nightmares.Copy !req
223. - Dead kids, dads.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Mac.Copy !req
224. Slow down. What are you saying?Copy !req
225. I got to quit the game, dude. I can'tCopy !req
226. - do this anymore.
- No, no, no.Copy !req
227. Don't quit just yet.Copy !req
228. - Look, have a drink and calm down.
- Okay, fine.Copy !req
229. I'll calm down. I'll-I'll
drink some whiskey or something.Copy !req
230. Yeah, stuff it down with brown.Copy !req
231. That's the best way to deal with things.Copy !req
232. Okay.Copy !req
233. Kid's a mess.Copy !req
234. Goddamn it, Charlie,
we're 30 minutes late, man.Copy !req
235. I'm so sorry I cut your
back so many times, man.Copy !req
236. - What happened?
- I was nervous, dude.Copy !req
237. - Why?
- I've never, like, cut such a muscular back.Copy !req
238. - Thanks, man.
- Yeah. Oh, dude, your back looks great, man.Copy !req
239. I'm working hard, dude.Copy !req
240. Dude, you're putting the work in,
and it's showing, man.Copy !req
241. - Thank you so much, man. I really appreciate that.
- Yeah, right, right, right, right.Copy !req
242. But just let's not
talk about it in there.Copy !req
243. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Don't bring it up.Copy !req
244. Can you walk me through
what your guy is again?Copy !req
245. Okay, so here's the deal, man.Copy !req
246. Who do girls want to have sex
with more than anybody else?Copy !req
247. - Jugglers.
- Jug...?Copy !req
248. - Dudes who can, like, juggle things.
- I know what a juggler is.Copy !req
249. - You know, with the fire sticks and the balls.
- Yeah.Copy !req
250. No, they don't want to
have sex with a juggler.Copy !req
251. They want to have sex with their dads.Copy !req
252. - Weird.
- Yeah, it is weird, so I'm a dad.Copy !req
253. Oh. Okay, cool. Oh, and I'm your boy.Copy !req
254. - All right, that works.
- Well, no. What? Why would you be my boy?Copy !req
255. Oh, you said I was gonna be your boy
'cause I have daddy trauma,Copy !req
256. and then, I didn't realize
I was gonna be your boyCopy !req
257. in there, but that works great.Copy !req
258. No, that doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
259. How would you be my s...?Copy !req
260. I'm their dad.
How could I also be your dad?Copy !req
261. We can't all be related. Christ, Charlie,
you're not making any sense, man.Copy !req
262. Yeah, I mean,
you could have a lot of kids, I guess.Copy !req
263. I got to say, though,
I'm looking inside there,Copy !req
264. and this isn't making sense to me.Copy !req
265. I mean, these are all older women.
Might beCopy !req
266. a little bit hard for me to
pull off the dad thing at all.Copy !req
267. - That's not a good play.
- You know,Copy !req
268. I'm getting a bad feeling
about this, man.Copy !req
269. Hey, man, do you think
maybe that's 'causeCopy !req
270. - of your librarian trauma?
- You're talking about Ms. Klinsky?Copy !req
271. - Yeah, she was an older woman, and...
- What? No. There was...Copy !req
272. Let's not talk...
Can we stop talking about traumaCopy !req
273. - and-and-and cuts on the... on peoples' backs?
- Yes.Copy !req
274. And let's... It's not sexy, okay?Copy !req
275. - Okay, yeah, well, then let's split.
- Okay.Copy !req
276. - All right, let's go.
- All right, man.Copy !req
277. Are you the stripper?Copy !req
278. - Oh, uh, yeah, that's him.
- Uh...Copy !req
279. - What, are you 40?
- Yup.Copy !req
280. Fine. You guys'll do, I guess.Copy !req
281. Y-You guys? No. Sorry. I'm just the boy.Copy !req
282. - The what? - Just...
- Sorry. I'm-I'm his boy.Copy !req
283. Well, you're not my boy.
He's not...Copy !req
284. Are you gonna stand out here
and talk like little bitches,Copy !req
285. or are you gonna come inside and
take your dicks out for money?Copy !req
286. Daddy?Copy !req
287. Just don't call me Daddy.Copy !req
288. Yeah, my generation...Copy !req
289. we drank our problems away.Copy !req
290. But since you softies like
to talk about everything,Copy !req
291. I figured this was a good thing to do.Copy !req
292. A PTSD support group, Frank?Copy !req
293. Yeah, yeah. Maybe you'll get some help,Copy !req
294. - we can finish the damn game.
- What's up, dicks?Copy !req
295. What the hell are you doing here?Copy !req
296. Well, because I am a rock and
not a rock bottom, I decidedCopy !req
297. to reach out to Mike and see
if I could get him some helpCopy !req
298. with, uh, some of these issues
he's been having.Copy !req
299. I'm confused.
Is this a PTSD meeting for vets?Copy !req
300. Mm-hmm, yeah.
You're a military guy, right?Copy !req
301. No. It was just my stripper character.Copy !req
302. Really? Oh, I just figured you basedCopy !req
303. - your characters off past experiences.
- Why?Copy !req
304. Okay, look, I-I'm not gonna
pass myself off as a vet, Frank.Copy !req
305. - Yeah, I don't feel good about this. Maybe...
- Well, then just don't talk.Copy !req
306. - But...
- You don't have to talk. Just sit down.Copy !req
307. Okay, everybody, let's grab a chair,
let's get this started.Copy !req
308. - Probably not gonna call on you anyway.
- Okay, right offCopy !req
309. the bat, I can see we got some newcomersCopy !req
310. here today. You guys
want to introduce yourselves?Copy !req
311. Ugh. Goddamn it.Copy !req
312. Uh, I'm Frank.Copy !req
313. I've been around the block,
seen some action.Copy !req
314. I was in 'Nam for a while.Copy !req
315. Private sector mostly.Copy !req
316. I did shoot a couple of dinksCopy !req
317. who tried to jack some
sneakers off the factory floor.Copy !req
318. No big deal.Copy !req
319. I don't feel nothing about it.Copy !req
320. I'm just here to support my buddy.Copy !req
321. Uh...Copy !req
322. Hello. I'm Dee. I'm a rock.Copy !req
323. I'm here with this guy.Copy !req
324. There was a bit of a mix-up
about his military credentials,Copy !req
325. but, uh... whatever.Copy !req
326. Now he's under the delusion
that he's hit rock bottom,Copy !req
327. you know, and I just don't see
how that's possibly true, so,Copy !req
328. we're gonna straighten
that up while we'reCopy !req
329. sitting here today, you know.Copy !req
330. Mac's being a pussy!Copy !req
331. He doesn't want to fight anymore!Copy !req
332. I'm not being a pussy.Copy !req
333. I just don't want to
kill women and children.Copy !req
334. How do I get himCopy !req
335. to stop thinking of them as real people?Copy !req
336. Mike's embarrassed about his dancing,Copy !req
337. and I just... I don't get that.Copy !req
338. I don't... How is that
rock bottom behavior?Copy !req
339. You know? Think of Channing Tatum.Copy !req
340. Can you please explain
Channing Tatum to him?Copy !req
341. - I'm not sure I follow...
- Oh, yeah. He's G.I. Joe.Copy !req
342. Mac can't sleep at night.Copy !req
343. He's having erotic nightmares and shit.Copy !req
344. - He doesn't know what's real anymore.
- Yeah.Copy !req
345. Mike's embarrassed about his
video game-playing, which makesCopy !req
346. no sense to me, 'cause you know what?
Video games are hard.Copy !req
347. - You ever play Fallujah?
- Beat it five times.Copy !req
348. - You want to play with me?
- I'm actually trying to get away from that.Copy !req
349. Well, what if he paid you?Copy !req
350. Ten bucks an hour.Copy !req
351. - 20.
- Deal.Copy !req
352. - Wow. Really?
- Well, will you look at that?Copy !req
353. Now we're getting somewhere, huh?Copy !req
354. - Yeah.
- That couldn't have happenedCopy !req
355. without your rock, could it?Copy !req
356. Wait a second, Frank. What about me?Copy !req
357. You're out. Dishonorable discharge.Copy !req
358. I'm sorry.Copy !req
359. What is happening here?Copy !req
360. Doesn't matter. We're done with you.Copy !req
361. - Yeah, we're good.
- Yeah.Copy !req
362. - Hey, son.
- Dad?Copy !req
363. What are you doing here?Copy !req
364. I broke out of jail and
came straight to see you.Copy !req
365. - Because you love me?
- 'Cause I'm gonna kill you, son.Copy !req
366. Oh. Oh, no!Copy !req
367. What...? What-What's happening?Copy !req
368. When did I get here?
How long have I been asleep?Copy !req
369. You got here, like, five minutes ago.Copy !req
370. You've been asleep for 35 seconds.Copy !req
371. Oh, Jesus Christ,
I'm-I'm losing my mind.Copy !req
372. - I mean, I'm actually going insane.
- You know,Copy !req
373. we're all having a little
bit of a hard time right now.Copy !req
374. - Yeah.
- But we got to fight fire with fire,Copy !req
375. and Charlie and I refuse
to be defeated by this.Copy !req
376. We're gonna win this war.Copy !req
377. What war?Copy !req
378. - The war on women!
- Women, man!Copy !req
379. There's a war on women?
Can I get in on that?Copy !req
380. Bro, it's been raging
since the beginning of time, bro.Copy !req
381. - Oh.
- And we're losing ground.Copy !req
382. Phone!Copy !req
383. - Hello.
- Ah, yeah.Copy !req
384. Uh, yeah, is youse Daddy and the Boy?Copy !req
385. - Uh, y-yes, it is. Boy speaking.
- Oh.Copy !req
386. Yeah. Uh, I hear
youse are re... rule good.Copy !req
387. Well, yeah, that-that is true.Copy !req
388. Well, I've got a party for you.Copy !req
389. - Um, Daddy wants to speak with you.
- Yeah.Copy !req
390. Yeah, this is Daddy.
What's-what's the gig?Copy !req
391. Uh, yeah, a giant party.
Tons of sorority girls.Copy !req
392. Sorority girls.
Oh, sorority girls. Nice.Copy !req
393. Did you just lick your hand?
Yeah, that...Copy !req
394. that sounds good. Um, listen,
a few new ground rules, though.Copy !req
395. I'm a bad dad now. And, uh,Copy !req
396. the Boy's also gonna be dancing with me.Copy !req
397. Okay. Uh, whatever. Uh, uh...Copy !req
398. Yeah, we need Mike. We need him.Copy !req
399. - Mike? Why do you want Mike, Dee?
- What? You knew it was me?Copy !req
400. Of course I knew it was you.
Who else does accents so poorly?Copy !req
401. The accents were terrible.Copy !req
402. - The accents were terrible.
- All right, look, I just...Copy !req
403. I want him to have fun,
make a ton of money,Copy !req
404. party with a bunch of sorority girls,
you know?Copy !req
405. I need to show him that
this is a great life.Copy !req
406. This is not a rock-bottom life.Copy !req
407. We'll do it at Paddy's.
It'll be a win-win.Copy !req
408. - Make a ton of mon...
- Mmm.Copy !req
409. Yes. Okay.Copy !req
410. What? Hello?Copy !req
411. Goddamn it.Copy !req
412. This is good.
This is... th-this is good.Copy !req
413. Young girl sorority girls.
It's, like, age-appropriate for me,Copy !req
414. you know? Not like
those perverted librarians.Copy !req
415. - Cougars. Whatever, man.
- Yeah.Copy !req
416. And it's gonna be on our home turf.
Like, Paddy's.Copy !req
417. - Whoa. And with Mike, we'll be like a...
- Oh.Copy !req
418. We'll be like an elite stripping
dance force, like a unit, man.Copy !req
419. Dude, dude, dude, dude,Copy !req
420. - we're gonna look good, man.
- Yeah. Yeah, man.Copy !req
421. We're gonna win this war.Copy !req
422. - Oh, hell yeah. Oh, yeah.
- We're gonna win this war on women.Copy !req
423. You know what, Mac,
maybe we could use you after all.Copy !req
424. - He's asleep.
- Yeah, he's out.Copy !req
425. It's amazing!
I can't believe they have zombiesCopy !req
426. on the final level!Copy !req
427. I love zombies.
Ghouls, too. I love ghouls.Copy !req
428. Right now, if we can just
make it to that second boxCopy !req
429. over there,
we can grab the all spark coinCopy !req
430. and we can win the game.Copy !req
431. Frank. Frank.Copy !req
432. Frank!Copy !req
433. Frank!Copy !req
434. Oh. What happened?Copy !req
435. - Where am I?
- Oh, you're in the back office.Copy !req
436. You passed out playing the game, dude.Copy !req
437. We dragged you back here
so you could sleep.Copy !req
438. Oh, Mac. I think I was too hard on you.Copy !req
439. I think I got PTSD, too.Copy !req
440. - Oh, no. We don't have that.
- Huh?Copy !req
441. Yeah, I actually slept about
ten hours last night, dude,Copy !req
442. and I feel great.Copy !req
443. I think we were just suffering
from sleep deprivation.Copy !req
444. Well, where's Mike?
I want to finish the game.Copy !req
445. Oh, we finished the game.
Yeah, like, right afterCopy !req
446. you passed out,
Mike and I just got in there.Copy !req
447. - Dude, it was awesome.
- Do you want to do it again?Copy !req
448. No, I don't want to play anymore.Copy !req
449. Well, where's Mike? I'll do it with him.Copy !req
450. He's out, too. Yeah, he's doingCopy !req
451. some weird stripping thing
with Dennis and Charlie.Copy !req
452. I only woke you up
'cause I figured you'd want to see it.Copy !req
453. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
454. I really appreciate you getting meCopy !req
455. this gig. I mean, truthfully,Copy !req
456. I don't think I was ready
to give this lifestyle up.Copy !req
457. Of course not. Why would you?
You're really goodCopy !req
458. at dancing.
That's nothing to be ashamed of.Copy !req
459. Listen, you like video games?
I got you paid for it.Copy !req
460. You're a great stripper?
I got you this gig.Copy !req
461. - And you know what I'm gonna do for you next?
- What?Copy !req
462. I'm gonna reunite you
with your daughter.Copy !req
463. - Oh, man.
- Yep.Copy !req
464. Look, I really appreciate
everything you've done.Copy !req
465. - It really, really means a lot to me.
- Eh, well,Copy !req
466. you just needed your rock.Copy !req
467. Fire it up.Copy !req
468. - Smell good? Everything poppin'?
- All right. No, feels good.Copy !req
469. - Look good?
- I don't know. What do you think?Copy !req
470. - You like how it smells?
- It looks good.Copy !req
471. - And you can't see any of the blood.
- Okay, good.Copy !req
472. It's all patched up good.Copy !req
473. - What do you think about my prop, hmm?
- That's really cool.Copy !req
474. - A little kid licking that up there.
- Wait, what-what am I smelling?Copy !req
475. Cheese.Copy !req
476. - Is that made of cheese?
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
477. And then I painted the rest with,
like, magic marker and stuff.Copy !req
478. Oh, Christ. Why did you make
a cheese lollipop? It stinks.Copy !req
479. - For-for my nerves. Yeah.
- That smells horrible.Copy !req
480. Oh, God. There's nothing sexy
about cheese. Put it away.Copy !req
481. Ladies, are we ready
to party tonight?Copy !req
482. So am I.Copy !req
483. All right.Copy !req
484. We're gonna see some skin
tonight. Yeah.Copy !req
485. Scars and all.Copy !req
486. This, actually, is a real scar, too.Copy !req
487. And I got a good story behind that.Copy !req
488. This is, uh...
They took out the kidney, actually,Copy !req
489. from the fron... A Chinaman.
And he did not knowCopy !req
490. how to do it, I'll tell you that much.Copy !req
491. Cricket was a bad idea, huh?Copy !req
492. Yeah, I know.
But we needed that, like, you know,Copy !req
493. - McConaughey emcee-type.
- Yeah. But looks like we gotCopy !req
494. Dallas Buyers Club McConaughey,Copy !req
495. - not Magic Mike McConaughey.
- That is what he looks like.Copy !req
496. - It's a good crowd, though. It's a good crowd.
- He's... Yeah.Copy !req
497. All right, well...Copy !req
498. That was the first time
that I really thought,Copy !req
499. "Hey, I might actually, uh...Copy !req
500. I might die, and...
and no one's gonna remember."Copy !req
501. All right! Hey!Copy !req
502. Let's, uh, keep it movin'.Copy !req
503. Keepin' it real, keepin' it sexy,Copy !req
504. and takin' back the power,Copy !req
505. let's give it up for Daddy and the Boy!Copy !req
506. Hey, Boy, let's have a catch.Copy !req
507. Over here, Pop.Copy !req
508. Hey. Good throw, son.Copy !req
509. I love you, Dad!Copy !req
510. - I love you, too, son.
- Oh?Copy !req
511. And even though I never
even said it enough.Copy !req
512. What is this?Copy !req
513. I wasn't a good... Shh!Copy !req
514. I wasn't a good father to you,
and-and I regret that now.Copy !req
515. No, that's fine, because now
is our chance to connect.Copy !req
516. This is super weird.Copy !req
517. Hey! Shush, all right?Copy !req
518. This is our thing.
We have the power. You don't talk.Copy !req
519. All right, you know what,
Dad, don't listen to them,Copy !req
520. 'cause we're gonna win this war.Copy !req
521. This is not sexy!Copy !req
522. Just take something off!Copy !req
523. You know, you take something off!Copy !req
524. All right, look,
it's too hot for baseball.Copy !req
525. I'm gonna take my clothes off now.
I think.Copy !req
526. - Okay!
- Yeah, now we'll take our clothes off.Copy !req
527. Yeah!Copy !req
528. Wait, wait, son, don't.
Don't. They're laughing.Copy !req
529. Don't take your clothes off if
they're laughing. We have the power.Copy !req
530. - It's not a joke!
- It's not a joke, all right? This is sexy.Copy !req
531. Oh, stop, sto... Oh, you know what?Copy !req
532. You might want to check your programs
'cause I'm bad dad now.Copy !req
533. I'll take you to your goddamn room.Copy !req
534. - I'll bend you over my knee.
- Take your dicks out!Copy !req
535. All right, listen to me. This is it,
this is what you were made for.Copy !req
536. Now you get out there
and save the day, soldier.Copy !req
537. This is about a father and a sonCopy !req
538. - whose relation...
- Oh, come on!Copy !req
539. And now the moment
you've all been waiting for.Copy !req
540. Soldier boy, Mike.Copy !req
541. - Dad?
- Oh, Janie?Copy !req
542. - Oh!
- Your cock was in my face!Copy !req
543. Oh, God, I didn't mean to!
I didn't mean to!Copy !req
544. You're disgusting!Copy !req
545. My finger touched your asshole!Copy !req
546. Never talk to me again!Copy !req
547. I got you!Copy !req
548. I got you. I'm your rock bottom?Copy !req
549. I'm your rock...
That's your rock bottom,Copy !req
550. sticking your dick in your
daughter's face, you son of a bitch.Copy !req
551. - Why would you do that?
- Get out of here!Copy !req
552. That's my daughter!Copy !req
553. Oh.Copy !req
554. Yes!Copy !req
555. - Wow.
- Jesus Christ.Copy !req
556. - Wow, Dee, that was dark.
- That's like the darkest thing you've ever done.Copy !req
557. You know what that was?Copy !req
558. - That was your rock bottom.
- Yeah.Copy !req
559. - Yeah. - Hmm.
- Whatever.Copy !req
560. Feel good.
I don't want to talk about it.Copy !req
561. I don't want to talk about my thing.
You want to talk about your thing?Copy !req
562. - No, no, let's not.
- You know what we should do?Copy !req
563. Let's just, uh... let's just get drunk.Copy !req
564. - Yeah, come on.
- Let's not talk about trauma.Copy !req
565. - Or deal with any of that shit.
- Woo.Copy !req
566. Let's just have a good
time and get drunk, huh?Copy !req
567. Stuff it down with some brown.Copy !req