1. No, your mom
is the monster, all right?Copy !req
2. My mom is the sweet one.Copy !req
3. Oh, the sweet one?Copy !req
4. Are you kidding me?
Uh, look,Copy !req
5. if anything, my mom's
aggravatingly sweet,Copy !req
6. but we're not having an argument
about who's sweeter, what...Copy !req
7. Whoa, whoa,
hang on a second here, guys.Copy !req
8. What are you
going on about?Copy !req
9. All right, look,Copy !req
10. my mom's been calling me,Copy !req
11. like, all the time, okay?Copy !req
12. She's clearly upset.Copy !req
13. Well, how would you know?
You don't even answer.Copy !req
14. My mom stopped
calling me altogether.Copy !req
15. Your mom stopped
calling youCopy !req
16. the day the phone
was invented.Copy !req
17. My mom has a great
relationship with me.Copy !req
18. She never calls you!
She calls me
all the time!Copy !req
19. Yes, she does!
But I have proof, anyway.Copy !req
20. I have proof.
Look at this.Copy !req
21. I got this in the mail.Copy !req
22. Is that, like, a ransom
note from Mac's mom?Copy !req
23. Huh? No.
This— my mom sent this.Copy !req
24. Oh. Why would your mom write
a ransom note to herself?Copy !req
25. Oh, it's not a...
it's not a ransom note.Copy !req
26. This is just how
she writes notes to me.Copy !req
27. That-that's like a bunch
of gibberish, Charlie.Copy !req
28. I don't know...Copy !req
29. Is that a hieroglyph
of a dog?Copy !req
30. Yeah, that's the animal
my mom fears the most, right?Copy !req
31. She-she feels trapped
inside her own home.Copy !req
32. There is no wayCopy !req
33. you could get
that from this.Copy !req
34. Oh-oh, okay, guys,
guys, guys.Copy !req
35. I think I have a pretty
simple solution here.Copy !req
36. You see, ever since
I moved inCopy !req
37. with Mac, and Dee
and Old Black Man,Copy !req
38. my surveillance system's
just lying around in storage.Copy !req
39. I got about a baker's
dozen of cameras.Copy !req
40. They're just sitting there.Copy !req
41. I say we set them up
in your mom's homeCopy !req
42. and find out what's
really going on in there.Copy !req
43. That could work.
I mean, yeah.
Great idea.Copy !req
44. You don't think
that's creepy?
What?Copy !req
45. He's talking about
spying on your moms.Copy !req
46. So what?Copy !req
47. You can't spyCopy !req
48. on unsuspecting women.Copy !req
49. That's horrible.Copy !req
50. Uh, they're not women.
They're old.Copy !req
51. At a certain point a woman
goes from being a womanCopy !req
52. to just being an old person.Copy !req
53. True.
Well, what happens
to a man?Copy !req
54. A man lives and then dies.
Why are we having this argument?Copy !req
55. A man remains a man.
Dennis, it's a great idea.Copy !req
56. Okay, and no one's
gonna get hurt.Copy !req
57. It's not like they're gonna get
exploited in any way, right?Copy !req
58. No, no, no, exactly.
I think once we have a lookCopy !req
59. at what's going on in there,
we might find the situationCopy !req
60. to be, uh, pretty comical.Copy !req
61. Oh, it's so nice
of you to bring usCopy !req
62. all these lovely
gifts, Charlie.Copy !req
63. The plant, the globe,Copy !req
64. and the
little teddy bear.Copy !req
65. Oh, no, no, no, no, Mom.Copy !req
66. No, we aren't gonna
touch the gifts, right?Copy !req
67. Okay, we don't touch them.
We just, we look at them.Copy !req
68. Okay.
And they look back at you
and they... Hands off.Copy !req
69. Mom, make sure you
don't water this plant.Copy !req
70. Your mom's not gonna
water the plants.
Oh.Copy !req
71. She has a very nurturing nature.
She would...Copy !req
72. Oh, Mrs. Mac, are you
gonna water the plants?Copy !req
73. See.
Oh, Charlie.Copy !req
74. I'm so glad to see you.Copy !req
75. Yeah, okay.
I was worried thatCopy !req
76. you were dead.
Why?Copy !req
77. Oh, my mom also
thought I was dead,Copy !req
78. and she also
loves me very much.Copy !req
79. No, I don't.Copy !req
80. Oh, she meant
the first part.Copy !req
81. She meant the
first part where I...Copy !req
82. because she can't imagine
a life without me, right, Mom?Copy !req
83. I don't give a shit.Copy !req
84. See.
I'll put you outCopy !req
85. of the misery
of this conversation. Mom?Copy !req
86. Is there anything
you want to tell meCopy !req
87. that's going on
in the house?Copy !req
88. Anything that's bothering you?Copy !req
89. Anything you want to talk about?
Mom, is there anythingCopy !req
90. that's going on in the house
What are you doing?Copy !req
91. that you want to talk
about that's bothering youCopy !req
92. What are you doing?
in the house or I'm asking
my mom a simple question.Copy !req
93. You're asking her the exact
same question I just asked,Copy !req
94. so what are you...
Do you own all
of the questions?Copy !req
95. Do you own that question?Copy !req
96. You're gonna
steal my question.Copy !req
97. Ow!Copy !req
98. Mom, what happened?Copy !req
99. She poured hot soup
on me!Copy !req
100. I was adjusting
my undercarriage,Copy !req
101. and I accidentally
spilled it.Copy !req
102. She poured hot
soup on her, dude.
She was adjustingCopy !req
103. her undercar... Wait a second.
What...Copy !req
104. Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?Copy !req
105. We-we could
also get some soup.Copy !req
106. No, the-the video. We can go
back and watch the video and see
Oh, we can watchCopy !req
107. what actually happened.
and see... Yes.Copy !req
108. complain about the soup.
She's beating the shit out...Copy !req
109. Gentleman,
welcome to your moms.Copy !req
110. Wow, man.
This is a serious setup.Copy !req
111. Yeah, no, it's no joke.
I like how you moved the desk.Copy !req
112. All right, uh, look, there was
an incident with some soup.
Yeah.Copy !req
113. And, uh, did you get anything?
'Cause I'd like to seeCopy !req
114. if-if his mom poured
on my ma on purpose.Copy !req
115. Oh, she definitely did pour it.Copy !req
116. And she definitely did it
on purpose.Copy !req
117. There you go.
She's abusing my mom, man.Copy !req
118. It's clear as day,
but what's really interestingCopy !req
119. is what seems
to be happening right hereCopy !req
120. in the live feed.Copy !req
121. Oh. You want to sleep.Copy !req
122. Well, I'll sleep you.Copy !req
123. Huh.
Uh—Copy !req
124. what the hell, man? That's
your mom abusing my mom!
Well... No, it's not!Copy !req
125. That's just one of those things,
you know, like where...
What thing?Copy !req
126. You know, where you're just
like, you're like, it's likeCopy !req
127. a "Why, I oughta,"
but, you know, it's no big deal.Copy !req
128. Why, I oughta what?
Why, I oughta bludgeon youCopy !req
129. with a hammer. But she's not
actually gonna do it, you know?Copy !req
130. It's like how Ralph Kramden on
The Honeymooners would alwaysCopy !req
131. say, "Why, I oughta." He was
threatening to beat his wife.Copy !req
132. Uh, yeah.
Yeah. You know?
I mean, it's-it's funnyCopy !req
133. 'cause he's not actually gonna
do it, even though the threat
That was funny. Yeah.Copy !req
134. is always there.
Yeah, he might...
Yeah, he might cave her face in,Copy !req
135. but he won't. He won't. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. But he's not gonna,
you know?Copy !req
136. That's...
Yeah, b...
Well, that's funny.Copy !req
137. But in this circumstance, it's
not funny because it's my mom!Copy !req
138. Right, right. Wait,
actually, you know what,Copy !req
139. we-we don't really know for sure
whether it's funny or not.Copy !req
140. You know, let-let me try
something here. Let me just...Copy !req
141. You want to sleep.Copy !req
142. Well, I'll sleep you.Copy !req
143. Hmm. Well, what-what is that?Copy !req
144. Well, I don't know, you made me
think of, like, sitcoms,Copy !req
145. The Honeymooners. I just
thought, "This isn't very funny.Copy !req
146. But if I add a laugh track,
maybe, I don't know.Copy !req
147. But it's not a show.
This is their lives.Copy !req
148. Yeah, but it-it does kind
of lighten it up for me.Copy !req
149. Well, yeah, it did lighten it.
But I'm not saying it...
Can...Copy !req
150. can you play it again
without the laugh track?Copy !req
151. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
152. Well, I'll sleep you.Copy !req
153. See, that goes right
back to super dark.
It's a bummer without it,Copy !req
154. Yeah, but let me...
let me just try it againCopy !req
155. with the, uh...Copy !req
156. You want to sleep.Copy !req
157. Well, I'll sleep you.Copy !req
158. That's funny.
That's funny!
I mean... Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
159. It's weird, because the
situation really isn't funny,Copy !req
160. and you add a laugh track...
I know, but the laughing
tells me that it's funny.Copy !req
161. They have timing, man. They
have timing, for sure. Yeah.
That's great.Copy !req
162. I don't understand. Is this a
dark situation or a comical one?Copy !req
163. Well, we-we don't really know
yet, Mac. We don't know. But...Copy !req
164. I tell you what, why don't
we stick around back hereCopy !req
165. for a little while. Let's watch
how this whole thing plays out.Copy !req
166. You know? I'll keep sweetening
the situationCopy !req
167. as it calls for it,Copy !req
168. and you might as well
stick around.Copy !req
169. Did you just ash in my tapioca?Copy !req
170. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
171. Yeah. All right, yeah.
I like that.
This is gold.Copy !req
172. They got something, man.
Like... Uh-huh.
It's really working.Copy !req
173. I don't know what
this is, but...Copy !req
174. What's this?
Oh, check it out. Mrs. MacCopy !req
175. and Mrs. Kelly have
a classic comedic rivalry.Copy !req
176. I mean, they're going at it
like the greats.Copy !req
177. Like Abbott and Costello,
Tom and Jerry.Copy !req
178. It's amazing.
Huh.Copy !req
179. Oh, sorry. Fly.Copy !req
180. Buzz off!Copy !req
181. All right, well, you know,
if you guys are lookingCopy !req
182. for a comedy troupe that beats
the shit out of each otherCopy !req
183. for laughs, there's nobody
better than the Three Stooges.Copy !req
184. Put me on the show.Copy !req
185. Whoa.
What show? It's not...
it's not a show.Copy !req
186. Yeah...
We're just watching our momsCopy !req
187. to figure out what
the situation is.Copy !req
188. Wh... I mean,
it could be a show,Copy !req
189. but, I mean, you're right.Copy !req
190. It's-it's not a show.Copy !req
191. Yeah, well it
certainly looks likeCopy !req
192. you're trying
to make a show,Copy !req
193. and I think it's
a good idea,Copy !req
194. and I think you
should put me in.Copy !req
195. Why?
Yeah.Copy !req
196. 'Cause I'm so much
funnier than these two.Copy !req
197. Look at them, they're just
smashing each other with stuff.Copy !req
198. I could add a whole, like,Copy !req
199. physical comedy element,
you know?Copy !req
200. Hey, I smell chips.Copy !req
201. What are we watching?Copy !req
202. We're not really
watching anything, yet.Copy !req
203. Until Big Funny shows up.Copy !req
204. You'll see.Copy !req
205. Ooh.Copy !req
206. Mrs. Kelly looks
hot on screen.Copy !req
207. Come on, man,
knock that off.Copy !req
208. There's something
about people on TV.Copy !req
209. Catch me up.
W-what did I miss?Copy !req
210. Uh, well, the grunty one,Copy !req
211. physically abuses
the shrill one.Copy !req
212. And the shrill one
psychologically abusesCopy !req
213. the grunty one.Copy !req
214. And it really plays.Copy !req
215. It's really funny,Copy !req
216. And, you know what,
uh, actually,Copy !req
217. I-I'm gonna try
something here, guys.Copy !req
218. You are a horrible woman,Copy !req
219. and I can't wait until those
cigarettes kill you.Copy !req
220. And I shall dance
on your grave.Copy !req
221. Yeah.Copy !req
222. This is so great!Copy !req
223. And having those
other people laughCopy !req
224. tells me when
I should laugh.Copy !req
225. Good.
Yeah.Copy !req
226. I love that.Copy !req
227. And the music
that I added makes youCopy !req
228. you know that it's light.
Yeah.Copy !req
229. It's also helping me realize
that I think the situation'sCopy !req
230. okay o-over there, you know?Copy !req
231. And-and, honestly, I'm
gonna ignore my mom's note,Copy !req
232. like I ignore her phone calls.Copy !req
233. I think we're good here.Copy !req
234. They have chemistry.Copy !req
235. And I really loveCopy !req
236. how playful and fun
my mom's coming off.Copy !req
237. Well.
Uh, no.Copy !req
238. Yeah, no, no.
Never.
No, no.Copy !req
239. I actually find your mom
very off-putting.Copy !req
240. Yeah.
She's hard-hard
on the eyes.Copy !req
241. Tough on the eyes.Copy !req
242. And you know what else?Copy !req
243. Like, super
one-note.
Yeah.Copy !req
244. No! No, no, no, no.Copy !req
245. My mom's got lots of notes.Copy !req
246. She's a symphony.Copy !req
247. She's getting so many laughs.Copy !req
248. She's pushing the...
I'm concerned about longevity.Copy !req
249. I mean, she's getting
laughs from us,Copy !req
250. now, sure, but, uh,
I think that we're gonnaCopy !req
251. have a problem in the long run.Copy !req
252. You just don't
understand the nuanceCopy !req
253. of her performance.
I don't.Copy !req
254. Cut to a close-up.Copy !req
255. We need more close-ups.Copy !req
256. Mmm.Copy !req
257. And she's constantly
looking directlyCopy !req
258. into the camera somehow.Copy !req
259. She's repulsive.
She is repulsive.Copy !req
260. You know what?
I'm gonna go over thereCopy !req
261. and-and I'm gonna show you.Copy !req
262. Sh-she can pop, okay?Copy !req
263. She's gonna pop.
You'll see.Copy !req
264. Hang on.
What's up?Copy !req
265. My mom's trying
to call me.Copy !req
266. Hmm. Oh, wait, wait, wait,
you know what?Copy !req
267. Don't pick up.
Don't pick up.Copy !req
268. Oh, no, I never would.
Okay, good.Copy !req
269. But let's let that play out.Copy !req
270. Camera one.Copy !req
271. Oh, Charlie.Copy !req
272. Charlie, please pick up.Copy !req
273. One, two, three.Copy !req
274. Charlie, where are you?Copy !req
275. One, two, three.Copy !req
276. Oh.Copy !req
277. God, it's me, Bonnie.Copy !req
278. I'm so worried
about my Charlie boy.Copy !req
279. Please don't have him be
in a ditch somewhere,Copy !req
280. or squished between two trains,Copy !req
281. and his body mangled,Copy !req
282. so if they move the trains,Copy !req
283. all his guts and bodily fluidsCopy !req
284. and organs spill out.Copy !req
285. Please, God...Copy !req
286. don't have him die.Copy !req
287. Aw.Copy !req
288. I knew it.Copy !req
289. She's a star.Copy !req
290. Huh.
Charlie.Copy !req
291. This-this could be huge.Copy !req
292. Yeah?
I mean,Copy !req
293. I think this really
could be a show,Copy !req
294. with your mom as the star,
I mean,Copy !req
295. imagine what that would do
for your mom.Copy !req
296. I mean, w-what do you think?Copy !req
297. Oh, shit.Copy !req
298. Well, now I'm thinkingCopy !req
299. about my mom starring
in a show, and I like it.Copy !req
300. Um, now I'm thinking
about minotaurs.Copy !req
301. Now I'm thinking
about a hoagie sandwich.Copy !req
302. Now I'm thinking about a glass
of water to go with the chips.Copy !req
303. How-how many of my thoughts
do you need?Copy !req
304. Do you want me
to go on and on, or...Copy !req
305. No, that's...
We're good.Copy !req
306. Mom, you know that I think
you are the most captivatingCopy !req
307. and beautiful woman
in the world, don't you?Copy !req
308. No.
Oh!Copy !req
309. I got something for you.Copy !req
310. Sort of brighten you up
a little bit.Copy !req
311. What the hell is that?Copy !req
312. Lipstick.Copy !req
313. "Heartbreaker."Copy !req
314. Just like you.Copy !req
315. I ain't wearing no lipstick.Copy !req
316. Come on, Mom.Copy !req
317. Be-be agreeable,Copy !req
318. which makes you
rootable,Copy !req
319. which makes you likeable.Copy !req
320. you!Copy !req
321. That's a joke.Copy !req
322. That's a joke, we will
beep that, I think.Copy !req
323. He will beep that,
and that'll be... funny.Copy !req
324. Uh, you know,
let me just, uh,Copy !req
325. try and put
some of this...Copy !req
326. Buzz off!Copy !req
327. That's good—
buzz off.Copy !req
328. You know, that's like,
uh, a call back,Copy !req
329. which could become
a catchphrase.Copy !req
330. You should probably
think of a few moreCopy !req
331. so you're not just
too one-note.Copy !req
332. What about, um,Copy !req
333. "I can't even."Copy !req
334. Or, "That went well."Copy !req
335. I'm gonna take a shit.Copy !req
336. That's not a
good catchphrase.Copy !req
337. It is healthy, though.Copy !req
338. Oh...Copy !req
339. Cock-a-doodle-doo!Copy !req
340. What are you doing?Copy !req
341. Just the wacky neighbor,
swinging byCopy !req
342. with the usual hijinks.Copy !req
343. Aga-aga-aga-agoo.Copy !req
344. I'm sorry.Copy !req
345. Do I hear
someone upstairs?Copy !req
346. Oh, neighbor!Copy !req
347. Just swingin' by
to say, "Hello."Copy !req
348. Will you look at that?Copy !req
349. I've got my dumb head
stuck in the banister.Copy !req
350. Dee's a nightmare,
dude.
It's awful.Copy !req
351. You're not gonna try
and put a laugh in, or...Copy !req
352. Uh, nowhere to put it.Copy !req
353. Yeah, you can't tell
where the jokesCopy !req
354. are supposed to be.
Exactly.Copy !req
355. Whoops.
Okay.Copy !req
356. It's actually a
little bit stuck— Mac?Copy !req
357. Mac, you want
to come pull on me?Copy !req
358. Dee, I-I don't know
what you're doing,Copy !req
359. because n-none of
this is playing,Copy !req
360. and you're not funny
at all and—Copy !req
361. Hey, you know what, Dee?Copy !req
362. From here, what you're doingCopy !req
363. actually is kind of funny.Copy !req
364. I wish we could
get Mac out of there.Copy !req
365. Oh, I know.
Terrible.Copy !req
366. He's making me sick.
Yeah.
Ugly.Copy !req
367. Mrs. Kelly, can you please
help me out?Copy !req
368. Uh, my head
is really stuck.Copy !req
369. Um, I don't do well
with emergencies,Copy !req
370. and I have to
answer the door.Copy !req
371. Hi, Jack.
Hi, Bonnie.Copy !req
372. Just stopping by to
pick up that hard driveCopy !req
373. I accidentally left
under the floorboards.Copy !req
374. Oh, come on in.
Okay.Copy !req
375. Man, what is
Uncle Jack doing there?Copy !req
376. He's awful.
Yeah, so creepy.Copy !req
377. He's gonna ruin the show.Copy !req
378. Yeah, that creepy
pedophile vibeCopy !req
379. he's got going on
is going to be a tough sell.Copy !req
380. You know, even in Europe.Copy !req
381. Uh, let me try something here.Copy !req
382. Let me take that jacket.Copy !req
383. Ooh!Copy !req
384. Thank you.Copy !req
385. Mm.Copy !req
386. Aw.Copy !req
387. Hey! Hey, hey,
hey, hey!Copy !req
388. That's funny
from over here.Copy !req
389. Yeah, yeah, just give me
a good push on...Copy !req
390. W-what are you doing?
Hey, w-w-what are you doing?Copy !req
391. What the hell was that, man?Copy !req
392. Wh-what, that fart?Copy !req
393. I'm just trying
some new stuff.Copy !req
394. No, n-n-not the fart, no.Copy !req
395. The fart's good.
Yeah, no, I'm talkingCopy !req
396. about the-the sound
effects under my uncle.Copy !req
397. What-what... ?
Well, uh...Copy !req
398. I'm trying to make him likeableCopy !req
399. by turning him
into the romantic lead.Copy !req
400. Romantic lead?Copy !req
401. They're brother and sister.Copy !req
402. Yeah, the audience
doesn't know that.Copy !req
403. Well, you know what?
I want to see herCopy !req
404. bang somebody,
but not him.Copy !req
405. Yeah. All right.Copy !req
406. What-what if you
make him like a,Copy !req
407. like a spy
or something, right?Copy !req
408. And he's looking
for his hard drive, right?Copy !req
409. Because spies are always
looking for hard drives.Copy !req
410. Or, or, or how about
if you write inCopy !req
411. some scumbag stranger
comes in off the street,Copy !req
412. and goes to town on Bonnie.Copy !req
413. All right, look, I don't
want to over-write this thing.Copy !req
414. And-and all of a sudden you want
to turn it into a spy thriller?Copy !req
415. Well...
That's... I don't
want to genre jump.Copy !req
416. Let-Let's just see how the
romantic lead thing plays outCopy !req
417. for a minute here.
All right.Copy !req
418. All right.
All right?Copy !req
419. Yeah?Copy !req
420. What... what do you guys think?Copy !req
421. I mean, um, obviously,
the audio is temp, you know.Copy !req
422. But we could keep my
singing voice if you like it.Copy !req
423. I like it.
I like it,
and it feels like a real show,Copy !req
424. and I love all the letters
flying around on the screen.Copy !req
425. Those are interesting.
Those are names,Copy !req
426. uh, 'cause it's a credit
sequence, which is...
Okay.Copy !req
427. pretty good, but-but why isn't
my mom in the credit sequence?Copy !req
428. 'Cause I feel like
she was popping.Copy !req
429. You're lucky your mom's
in the credit sequence at all.Copy !req
430. Because I'm writing her off.
She's terrible. Let's...Copy !req
431. Yeah, the word thing you did
was good.
Yeah, it was good, right?Copy !req
432. I mean, we got to get
somebody younger in there,Copy !req
433. somebody hipper,
somebody who's more fun.
Yeah.Copy !req
434. you know,
preferably somebody of color.
Okay.Copy !req
435. What are you talking about?
You can't kick my mom out.Copy !req
436. She lives in the
goddamn house.Copy !req
437. Well, I'm gonna
cut around her, then.Copy !req
438. Yeah, we're gonna...
Until the ethnic comes, and thenCopy !req
439. we're gonna
need your mom's room.
We're gonna get an ethnic.Copy !req
440. You can't get
rid of my mom!
I'm getting rid of her.Copy !req
441. I'm going to cut around her.
Mac,Copy !req
442. she's out,
she's out.
I'm gonna...Copy !req
443. This is...
He thinks she pops.Copy !req
444. She's terrible.
Yeah.Copy !req
445. Mrs. Kelly, hold on.
Just give me one second.
Ooh! One, two, three.Copy !req
446. One, two three.
What? What?Copy !req
447. One, two, three.
Oh, my God, what?Copy !req
448. Hi, Frank.Copy !req
449. What are you doing here?Copy !req
450. I came to see you.Copy !req
451. Oh!
Frank,
is that you? Hey,Copy !req
452. come help me out,
I'm stuck.Copy !req
453. Not now, Deandra.Copy !req
454. Oh, by the way,Copy !req
455. none of the stuff
you're doing is playing.Copy !req
456. Except for the
fart stuff.Copy !req
457. What fart stuff?Copy !req
458. See? You should have farted
after you said that.Copy !req
459. Just come help me
get out of this thing.Copy !req
460. Put a fart in, Dennis.
What?Copy !req
461. Oh, goddamn it, what's
Frank doing over there?Copy !req
462. I... You know what,
I think he's playing the scumbagCopy !req
463. who comes in off the street
to bang your mom.Copy !req
464. Well, I don't want him
banging my mom, dude. Shit.Copy !req
465. Oh! Uh, hi, Frank.Copy !req
466. I didn't know,
uh, Bonnie wasCopy !req
467. gonna be having company.
I would have put my hands on.Copy !req
468. How embarrassing.Copy !req
469. Get lost. I'm gonna
bang your sister.Copy !req
470. You got it.Copy !req
471. Goddamn it, dude,Copy !req
472. This is gross.
I-I don't want this.Copy !req
473. Can we turn this into
something else? I mean...Copy !req
474. Well, maybe... You know what,
maybe we could turn this into,Copy !req
475. like, a love triangle thingCopy !req
476. between Jack,
your mom and Frank?Copy !req
477. No, I don't want a
love triangle between...Copy !req
478. Well...
I don't want any shape
of love between them.Copy !req
479. That's just gross.Copy !req
480. Ooh!Copy !req
481. I'll be in the
upstairs atticCopy !req
482. rooting around
if anyone needs me.Copy !req
483. Yeah, I do. I need you.
Oh, I'll be up there, Dee.Copy !req
484. U-Uncle Jack...
Come on, Bonnie.
This bonerCopy !req
485. ain't gonna last forever.
Okay.Copy !req
486. Yeah. Goddamn it, though,
he's really gonna bang her?
Yeah.Copy !req
487. Did Mac put a camera
in my mom's room?Copy !req
488. No, I did.Copy !req
489. Listen, people...
it does not matterCopy !req
490. how you people
try to ruin this thing.Copy !req
491. I will make it work,
because I'm a genius.Copy !req
492. Now look at the... plant!Copy !req
493. Look at the plant.Copy !req
494. Now look at the globe. Up.
Back to the plant.Copy !req
495. Can't cut around her when she's
in every shot, can you, Dennis?Copy !req
496. And look at the teddy bear.
And the plant.
Great.Copy !req
497. This disgusting bitch
is in every shot?Copy !req
498. I don't want
to stand here no more.Copy !req
499. I got to take another dump.Copy !req
500. Oh, look, Mom, no more
shitting, all right?Copy !req
501. Um... and when you go, are you
not having a full elimination?Copy !req
502. I mean, why are you
going so much?Copy !req
503. Mom?Copy !req
504. Mom, where are you?Copy !req
505. Don't try and steal
focus, Charlie.Copy !req
506. Charlie, can't breathe.
What? What?Copy !req
507. Help. Help, Charlie.Copy !req
508. Get off me,
you crazy bitch!Copy !req
509. Mom, look, no more shitting!Copy !req
510. Let's go, we got to
go where the action is.
Oh!Copy !req
511. Mom! Frank!Copy !req
512. Come on, stop banging!Copy !req
513. Charlie. What a
pleasant surprise.Copy !req
514. Get off me, man.
Gett off!Copy !req
515. Mom stays
in the picture.
Let's go, come on!Copy !req
516. Charlie! I only got to third!
Come on, get out of here.Copy !req
517. Go. You can have any woman you
want— it's got to be my mom?Copy !req
518. Hey, come on,
what are you doing?Copy !req
519. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, Mom,Copy !req
520. we got to go
where the action is. Come on.Copy !req
521. God... Goddamn it!Copy !req
522. I was sliding into home,
Charlie.Copy !req
523. Get out of here, Frank.
Aw, come on.Copy !req
524. Son of a bitch. Get lost!
Charlie!
Aw...Copy !req
525. I can't breathe.
You guys, I'm pretty sureCopy !req
526. I'm gonna die in this banister.Copy !req
527. Charlie, what's going on?Copy !req
528. Look, I'm coming clean. We've
been watching you guys, right?Copy !req
529. The presents that we brought
over— they're hidden cameras.Copy !req
530. The teddy bear, the
globe— all that shit.Copy !req
531. I don't know how you didn't
see it. And then weCopy !req
532. turned it into a show.
The show was pretty good.Copy !req
533. We had chips. But look—
this all started 'cause youCopy !req
534. sent me this in the mail.
I got freaked out.Copy !req
535. Well, I sent it to you
because I missed you,Copy !req
536. I wanted to see more of you.Copy !req
537. in your own home and you
guys are fighting too muchCopy !req
538. or whatever it is?Copy !req
539. No. We get along great.Copy !req
540. Oh, but this makes me feel
so much better.Copy !req
541. Now that I know
that you're watching me.Copy !req
542. My mom feels the same way.Copy !req
543. And she also says
that she loves meCopy !req
544. and misses me.
Well, shoot,Copy !req
545. all right, well, why
don't we bring it on inCopy !req
546. for a hug, huh?
Okay!Copy !req
547. This was all just
one big misunderstanding.Copy !req
548. Get off me, dude. Get off.
What are you doing? Get off.Copy !req
549. I got to say it: that's
the best episode yet. That is!Copy !req
550. It's a classic!
Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
I love the buttonCopy !req
551. at the ending.
Yeah?
Oh, that was the biggest jokeCopy !req
552. in the show. The biggest moment.
It was, it was.
Was it?Copy !req
553. I mean it, really.
Oh, well, guys,
look, I told you—Copy !req
554. I know my physical comedy.
Yeah.Copy !req
555. Right?
Okay, yeah.Copy !req
556. Oh!
Oh!
What are you doing?Copy !req
557. What's wrong?
Hey.Copy !req
558. Show's been cancelled, guys.Copy !req
559. What?
Wha...Copy !req
560. I got a four-episode sex arc.Copy !req
561. Nah, nah. You know,
now-now that everybody knowsCopy !req
562. they're being filmed, it's more
like a reality TV show,Copy !req
563. and I just can't enjoy it when
the people who are being filmedCopy !req
564. know they're being filmed.
Yeah, but what aboutCopy !req
565. our show, man?
What about making my mom famous?Copy !req
566. It's just not funny anymore.
Oh, oh,Copy !req
567. oh, oh— I know how
to make it funny.Copy !req
568. Oh!Copy !req
569. What?
Oh, I...Copy !req
570. I just shit my pants.Copy !req
571. Oh, God!
Oh!
Oh, God.Copy !req
572. Oh!
Oh, God.Copy !req
573. Oh, Dee.
That's not funny.Copy !req
574. I just meant to fart.
I didn't...Copy !req
575. I didn't...
Oh, my God!
Without the laugh trackCopy !req
576. that's, like, really horrible.
Yeah, you're justCopy !req
577. a grown woman who
shit her pants.Copy !req
578. Now it's funny again.Copy !req