1. So Dennis hasn't even
seen the apartment yet?Copy !req
2. No. No. Yeah, Dennis lost
a bet, and I got to redesignCopy !req
3. our old apartment.
He is gonna flip!Copy !req
4. Ooh. Nice.
Ah.
That's great. I'm justCopy !req
5. excited to have my old
place back to myself.Copy !req
6. And guys,
after the grand opening,Copy !req
7. we finally get a chance
to fire...Copy !req
8. the rocket launcher.Copy !req
9. It finally came in the mail,
and now we haveCopy !req
10. the perfect opportunity
to celebrate with it.
Oh.Copy !req
11. Yeah,
that will be good.
Fire in the hole.Copy !req
12. Guys, guys, guys,
listen, listen. There's a girl.Copy !req
13. She's coming, okay?
There's a girl— Mandy.Copy !req
14. Okay, she's here to stay,
all right?Copy !req
15. And-and-and you guys have
to take my lead becauseCopy !req
16. I'm-I'm another guy,
so don't address meCopy !req
17. as me because I'm somebody else.
Are we us?Copy !req
18. Well, yeah, of course you are.
I don't want to be me.
Can I be someone else?Copy !req
19. No. You have to be you, okay?
All of you are yourselves,Copy !req
20. except for Dee.
Okay, wait,
wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
21. Are you right-handed,
or left-handed?
That won't come up.Copy !req
22. Well, it could come up.
It won't!
Okay.Copy !req
23. I'm gonna go with left then.
I'll go with left.
Cool. Left.Copy !req
24. Let's go with the hand
that I am, for Christ's sakes.Copy !req
25. Hey! Mandy. Hi.Copy !req
26. Hey. Ooh.Copy !req
27. Why'd you run up ahead
of me there, Brian?Copy !req
28. Oh, I had to use
the bathroom super bad.Copy !req
29. Oh.Copy !req
30. So, this is the hangout spot
then, huh?Copy !req
31. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
these are my friends.Copy !req
32. Oh, so thatCopy !req
33. must make you
Prudence then.
Yes.Copy !req
34. Uh-huh. Yes, it does.
Yeah.Copy !req
35. He's just Mac,
so don't... Yeah.Copy !req
36. And that's Charlie,
and that's Frank.Copy !req
37. And he's left-handed.Copy !req
38. Yeah.
Oh.Copy !req
39. I suppose I didn't
know that about you.Copy !req
40. Yeah. No, well, there was really
no reason for it to come up.
Mama.Copy !req
41. Uh, guys,
this is, uh,Copy !req
42. Mandy.
Hi.Copy !req
43. Is this is, uh... this
is little Brian Junior.Copy !req
44. Oh.Copy !req
45. Yeah. He's my son.Copy !req
46. Well, I'm gonna
go with left-handed.Copy !req
47. Left-handed or
right-handed, man?
What's going on here, dude?Copy !req
48. All right, look,
you guys rememberCopy !req
49. when we did that Boggs thing.Copy !req
50. We flew out to California?
Well, if you recall,Copy !req
51. I actually got off
in North Dakota.Copy !req
52. Right? Being out of town,
I thought, naturally,Copy !req
53. I'm gonna have a little bit
of fun, you know, so,Copy !req
54. I picked up Mandy there
at an Applebee's.Copy !req
55. Oh.
I was pretending
to beCopy !req
56. an airline pilot who flies out
of Philly named Brian LeFevre.Copy !req
57. I went to an old character.Copy !req
58. I needed a complete back story
for the manipulation.Copy !req
59. Of course, of course.
Yeah, but wasn't Prudence
Brian's wife?Copy !req
60. Yes, but in this scenario,
she's my sister.Copy !req
61. See, I'm always tweaking things
based on the situation.Copy !req
62. And needless to say,
it worked like a charm.Copy !req
63. But, uh, five months later,Copy !req
64. she calls me up, tells me
she's pregnant.Copy !req
65. Oh!
Mm.
Christ, what am I gonnaCopy !req
66. do here? And need I remind you,Copy !req
67. once she finds out
that I'm not who I said I was,Copy !req
68. and that I don't have any money,
she could come after the bar.
Ah.Copy !req
69. She could be entitled to that?
Ah... shit.
All right, guys,Copy !req
70. guys, everybody just
calm down, all right?Copy !req
71. Maybe it's not about money
for her. Look, as we all know,Copy !req
72. everything is about
emotion with women.Copy !req
73. Right, Dee?
What?Copy !req
74. Whoa.
Whoa.
Oh, my God. Whoa!Copy !req
75. All right, Dee, relax.
Oh, whoa.Copy !req
76. Rrr.
We're trying to haveCopy !req
77. a rational
conversation, okay?Copy !req
78. Yeah, we're trying to help
our friend here.
Look, I think the point is,Copy !req
79. maybe we got to close
the emotion doorCopy !req
80. for Mandy by telling her
that you're gay.Copy !req
81. Yeah, right, but I already
had sex with her.Copy !req
82. How am I gonna
convince her I'm gay?Copy !req
83. Just go with me here.Copy !req
84. Brian's not above having a
one-night stand with a woman,Copy !req
85. but he's got no room
for her emotionallyCopy !req
86. because he's
in love with me.
With you?Copy !req
87. Well, yes, the lover
is me, of course.
Mm.Copy !req
88. Next plan.
That planCopy !req
89. stinks, because it's alwaysCopy !req
90. about money with women.Copy !req
91. That's all there is to it.Copy !req
92. So I think the best
thing to do isCopy !req
93. to find a guy
who's got more money than you,Copy !req
94. like in that movie,
uh, Indecent Proposal.Copy !req
95. You get a millionaire
to bang her for a million bucks.Copy !req
96. She takes the money
and runs.Copy !req
97. Would you sleep with her
for a million dollars?Copy !req
98. No way.
It's too much money.Copy !req
99. All right, next plan. Dee.Copy !req
100. Yeah, no, I've got a great plan,Copy !req
101. but, uh, I'm thinking that this
isn't my problem, and, also,Copy !req
102. you guys wouldn't listen to me
no matter what I said.Copy !req
103. Good point. Charlie, plan.Copy !req
104. I got it. If I just getCopy !req
105. the waitress pregnant, she's
gonna be tied to me for life,Copy !req
106. so, I got to do that.Copy !req
107. He's already on
to another thing.Copy !req
108. All right, Christ, uh,
I got to do something here.Copy !req
109. Fine. Mac, we'll go
with your plan.
Yeah!Copy !req
110. Yes! Yes.
Mm.Copy !req
111. Is the apartment ready?
Yes. You are notCopy !req
112. gonna believe
what I did to it.Copy !req
113. Surprise!Copy !req
114. Huh. It looks, uh...Copy !req
115. Exactly the same.Copy !req
116. I was able to track down
versions of our old furniture,Copy !req
117. and even found replicasCopy !req
118. of all the knickknacks
that burned in the fire.Copy !req
119. It's bizarre.
Bizarre in a good way.Copy !req
120. No.
You don't like it?Copy !req
121. No.Copy !req
122. Hey, so, I don't mean
to interrupt here, fellas,Copy !req
123. but I'm a little bit confused.Copy !req
124. You never told me
you had a roommate.Copy !req
125. It's time, Brian.Copy !req
126. Here's where things get
a little bit tricky.Copy !req
127. Um... there's really
no easy way to say this,Copy !req
128. but, um, Mac and I aren't
just friends.Copy !req
129. He's actually my, uh...
Lover.Copy !req
130. Partner.
Yes, well, we
do make love.Copy !req
131. We don't actually
make love...
He's the power bottom.Copy !req
132. Now he generates a
tremendous amount of power...
Yeah. No, I...Copy !req
133. from the bottom.
I don't. I don't, actually.Copy !req
134. Don't sell yourself
short. He does.
No, no. It's not that I...Copy !req
135. It's just
that we don't have sex.Copy !req
136. Yeah, I, uh...
I sleep with women,Copy !req
137. but I'm emotionally
involved with Mac,Copy !req
138. which is why...Copy !req
139. and this is the hard part— I...Copy !req
140. I don't really...
I don't have room emotionallyCopy !req
141. in my life for you.Copy !req
142. Okay. Uh... Wow.Copy !req
143. Well, I'm a little bit
shocked here.Copy !req
144. Sure.
Mm.
ButCopy !req
145. I guess the most
important thing isCopy !req
146. for Brian, Jr. to have
a relationship with his father.Copy !req
147. And you know, Mac, you seem
like a real stand-up fella,Copy !req
148. so, if you boys
are open to it,Copy !req
149. the only thing
I can think of betterCopy !req
150. than Junior having one dad
is, well, him having two.Copy !req
151. Ee.Copy !req
152. Yeah. No.
Wow. I wasn't
expecting that.Copy !req
153. We're the type
of guys that, um...Copy !req
154. Who would
love this.Copy !req
155. Oh!Copy !req
156. Yeah. Coming.Copy !req
157. Hey, come on in.Copy !req
158. All right, Charlie,
you got 15 minutes,Copy !req
159. and it's a dollar
a minute starting... now.Copy !req
160. Oh, no.Copy !req
161. No, no, no, no. No,
we're not doing this. Uh-uh.Copy !req
162. Uh, now hear me out.
It's not about sex.Copy !req
163. Okay, good.
It's about
having a baby.Copy !req
164. And I'm gone.
Uh, no, no, no, hang on.
Hang on, one...Copy !req
165. Just one second. Come on.Copy !req
166. Look, I know you've always
wanted a baby, right?Copy !req
167. I see you. You poke
around the preschoolsCopy !req
168. and the playgrounds, and you got
that longing look in your eye.Copy !req
169. Oh, God, that's so creepy.Copy !req
170. Well, look, I can
tell you this.Copy !req
171. It...Copy !req
172. It's not gonna
happen for you.Copy !req
173. Excuse me?
Yeah, you ain't gonna have
a baby. Check this out.Copy !req
174. Your life has been on a slow,
but steady decline for years.Copy !req
175. You were a coffee
shop waitress, right?Copy !req
176. On-again, off-again
troubles with alcohol.Copy !req
177. Living in a
women's shelter.Copy !req
178. And finally, all women's
Achilles' heel— time.Copy !req
179. Okay. Are you done?Copy !req
180. Because I feel like
there's more.
No.Copy !req
181. I'm seeing, like, a whole...
Yeah, this is... I'm
getting to the good part.Copy !req
182. Look. Frank will
provide for us.Copy !req
183. Right? He's got
tons of money.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
184. You're never gonna
have to workCopy !req
185. another day in your
life. See? Zzz.Copy !req
186. All the way to sitting on
the beach in Rio de Janeiro.Copy !req
187. Driving the lane
to fame.Copy !req
188. Okay, so...Copy !req
189. the point is this,
life with Charlie and a baby...Copy !req
190. looking pretty good.Copy !req
191. Did you really think
that this was gonna work?Copy !req
192. Did you really think that...
Well...Copy !req
193. you would just have me
in here and you could just...Copy !req
194. hurl insults at me.Copy !req
195. Huh?
I've tried everything
for years with you.Copy !req
196. And I just...
at this point,Copy !req
197. I just don't know
what else to say.Copy !req
198. Oh, my God!Copy !req
199. Stop saying things to me.Copy !req
200. Don't you understand thatCopy !req
201. this is never gonna happen,
so let it go.Copy !req
202. Look, w-why?
You won't ever tell me why.Copy !req
203. You just say no,
and you won't give me a shot.Copy !req
204. I don't understand
what's so terrible about me.Copy !req
205. What's so great about me,
Charlie?Copy !req
206. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
207. Why are you so obsessed with me?Copy !req
208. I mean, you said it yourself,
I'm a mess.Copy !req
209. So, why don't you just
go find somebody better?Copy !req
210. Well...Copy !req
211. 'cause there is no one better.Copy !req
212. And...Copy !req
213. I love you.Copy !req
214. Yes.Copy !req
215. Those jerks are finally gone.Copy !req
216. Time to stretch out around here.Copy !req
217. Heyo.Copy !req
218. What's the haps, Dee?Copy !req
219. What are you doing, Frank?Copy !req
220. Oh, Charlie's doing a thingCopy !req
221. at the apartment tonight,Copy !req
222. so I'm gonna crash here.Copy !req
223. Okay?
No, get a hotel.Copy !req
224. You know what, do you mind
if I take the bed?Copy !req
225. Because I got a little
pinched nerve in my neck.Copy !req
226. It's driving me crazy.Copy !req
227. Wh— yeah, I mind.Copy !req
228. I'm gonna go
take a steam bath,Copy !req
229. so why don't you whip me up
a bowl of that popcorn.Copy !req
230. That smells so good.Copy !req
231. No. I'm not
gonna do that.
Thanks.Copy !req
232. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Frank! Stop!Copy !req
233. Don't get all emotional,
just do it.Copy !req
234. I don't want this.Copy !req
235. Okay.Copy !req
236. They're asleep.Copy !req
237. Dude, why did you say you
wanted to raise the kid?Copy !req
238. I just got caught up
in the moment, you know?Copy !req
239. It was so exciting.Copy !req
240. Maybe we should do it.Copy !req
241. W-we? We are not
a couple, Mac.Copy !req
242. Well, no, we would
just keep pretending.Copy !req
243. I am not gonna pretend
to be in a relationshipCopy !req
244. with you for the entirety
of my child's life.Copy !req
245. Are you insane?Copy !req
246. Lo— okay, you know what?
I can't handle this right now.Copy !req
247. I'm gonna go
sleep in your room.Copy !req
248. You can sleep on the couch.Copy !req
249. Oh, no...
w-w-wait, Dennis.Copy !req
250. Dennis, Dennis, Dennis.Copy !req
251. Uh, hold on one second...
I-I...Copy !req
252. What is this?Copy !req
253. This is the gym.Copy !req
254. Uh-huh.Copy !req
255. And where were you
going to sleep?Copy !req
256. Well, I figured
since we got so usedCopy !req
257. to sleeping in the
same bed at Dee's,Copy !req
258. that we could
just sort ofCopy !req
259. continue that here.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
260. You want to sleep
on the couch...Copy !req
261. together.Copy !req
262. I'm gonna sleep next
to the dildo bike.Copy !req
263. The Ass-pounder, uh, 4000,
is an exercise... bike.Copy !req
264. That was, um...Copy !req
265. That was not as bad
as I expected.Copy !req
266. It was amazing.Copy !req
267. It kind of was.Copy !req
268. It kind of
was amazing.Copy !req
269. Oh, yeah.
Yeah.Copy !req
270. Oh. Hmm.Copy !req
271. What is this? What are
you doing there?Copy !req
272. This? Oh, this just
Yeah.Copy !req
273. improves the chances
of conception.Copy !req
274. Of what?Copy !req
275. Of getting pregnant.Copy !req
276. Oh. Right.Copy !req
277. Uh, the baby.Copy !req
278. Right.Copy !req
279. Hey, you know,
speaking of which, um,Copy !req
280. I think we're gonna needCopy !req
281. to make some changes
around here.Copy !req
282. Oh.Copy !req
283. Like what?Copy !req
284. Um, well, I think you need
to repaint, for starters.Copy !req
285. Wh-why would I do that?Copy !req
286. Charlie, this... this paint
could be full of lead.Copy !req
287. Are you serious?Copy !req
288. I can't carry a baby
around lead paint.Copy !req
289. Or... or, oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
290. Did you expect me to live
in the women's shelterCopy !req
291. while I'm carrying
your child?Copy !req
292. Oh, no, um...Copy !req
293. I hadn't thought about it,
but you can stay here.Copy !req
294. I mean, that's fine.
Okay.Copy !req
295. Oh, wow.
Oh, thank you so much.Copy !req
296. When this baby
comes out, though,Copy !req
297. Frank's gonna need to find us
a nicer place to live.Copy !req
298. Oh, but I love this place.Copy !req
299. Okay, well, I don't,
and it's no placeCopy !req
300. to raise a child,
so end of conversation.Copy !req
301. Whoa.Copy !req
302. Hey. Hang on.Copy !req
303. You're kind of coming on
strong right now.Copy !req
304. Are you serious
right now?
Well, look...Copy !req
305. I'm carrying your child.Copy !req
306. N-n-n-n-n-n-no.
Carrying my...Copy !req
307. I am not finished talking.Copy !req
308. Who's idea was this
in the first place?Copy !req
309. Look, I'm just saying
if you want to be a mom,Copy !req
310. you're gonna have to learn
how to control your emotions.Copy !req
311. I need
to control my emotions?Copy !req
312. Or I'm not gonna
be a good mother?Copy !req
313. Oh, my God!Copy !req
314. Dee!Copy !req
315. I'm in trouble here.
What? What are
you doing here?Copy !req
316. The waitress is totally, like,
moving into my apartment.Copy !req
317. I-I-I can't take it.Copy !req
318. I'm gonna need to hide out here
for a few days.Copy !req
319. No. No. Hard no.
Get out.Copy !req
320. It's like, I didn't think about
the whole, like,Copy !req
321. having a baby thing, you know?Copy !req
322. It's like one thing to
trap a person with a baby,Copy !req
323. but then when you actually
have a baby,Copy !req
324. then you become trapped.Copy !req
325. What baby thing?
What are you talking about?Copy !req
326. And plus,
it's totally turning herCopy !req
327. into, like, a different person.Copy !req
328. She's, like, acting like a real
bitch now.Copy !req
329. She's always been a bitch.
Now who's being
a bitch, Dee?Copy !req
330. Come on, I need help here,
all right?Copy !req
331. Look, I-I got to sleep, okay?Copy !req
332. I can't think straight.Copy !req
333. I... ah, Christ—
is he snoring?
Yeah.Copy !req
334. Snoring's the worst.
I'm gonna need to crashCopy !req
335. next to you, all right?
You know what?
What?Copy !req
336. Don't be a whore tonight, Dee,
and try and bang me again, okay?Copy !req
337. Because I got nothing left.Copy !req
338. I'm spent;
I'm really exhausted.Copy !req
339. Too much sex and
too much... stuff.Copy !req
340. Just don't be
a whore, okay?Copy !req
341. Dee! Egg!
Where is it? Where is it?
There's no eggs here.Copy !req
342. Where are your eggs?
Dee, where are your eggs?Copy !req
343. Dee, eggs!Copy !req
344. Dee, we're looking for
your eggs. We can't find them!
Where are your eggs?Copy !req
345. Come on, leave me alone.Copy !req
346. Just let me sleep;
I barely slept last night.Copy !req
347. Dee. Deandra.Copy !req
348. Look, don't be
so emotional.Copy !req
349. You're being
very emotional.Copy !req
350. Get up and
get us an egg.Copy !req
351. I'm getting like calls up the
wazoo from the waitress.Copy !req
352. She's asking for, like,
groceries and shit.Copy !req
353. I mean, who does that?
No.Copy !req
354. Who-who just barges into
someone's apartmentCopy !req
355. and takes over?
Nobody.Copy !req
356. Oh, my God, are you serious?Copy !req
357. That's exactly what
you guys are doing!Copy !req
358. Uh, Dee, eggs, okay?
I'm freaking out.Copy !req
359. What is happening here?Copy !req
360. I just got rid of two
annoying roommates.Copy !req
361. This is not supposed
to be happening.Copy !req
362. God! She's calling me again!Copy !req
363. It's like she's
totally stalking me.Copy !req
364. Dee, what do I do here?Copy !req
365. You have been stalking that
woman for 15 years.Copy !req
366. Now she's finally showing
you some attention,Copy !req
367. and you don't like it?Copy !req
368. Oh, Dee, you know what? Eggs.Copy !req
369. I didn't ask for your opinion.Copy !req
370. Yes, you did!Copy !req
371. Hey, oh, good, Dee.Copy !req
372. I need you to watch
Brian Jr. for a few hours.Copy !req
373. N-n-n-n-n-no.
Y-y-y-y-yeah.Copy !req
374. Frank, what the hell
are you doing here, man?Copy !req
375. You're supposed to be
finding my millionaire.Copy !req
376. I'm on it.
I'm here tryingCopy !req
377. to get her to
make us breakfast.Copy !req
378. Yeah, we haven't got any eggs.
I need an egg.Copy !req
379. Dee, why have you not
made this man his egg?Copy !req
380. Do you want to take care
of this child for the restCopy !req
381. of your life,
is that what you want?Copy !req
382. Or do you want me to get out
of this situation that I'm in?Copy !req
383. I'm gonna smash it!Copy !req
384. Oh, Dee, don't
get emotional.Copy !req
385. Christ, if you're upset,Copy !req
386. smash an egg into
a pan for Frank.Copy !req
387. Solve problems,
don't cause them.Copy !req
388. Oh, gee whiz, look
how fancy this place is.Copy !req
389. We don't have anything like this
back in North Dakota.Copy !req
390. Oh, yeah? Fascinating.Copy !req
391. Um, so, Mandy, um,
we have brought you here,Copy !req
392. uh, to meet a gentleman.Copy !req
393. Um, I just feel really
Oh.Copy !req
394. badly now being able
to provide emotionally for you,Copy !req
395. so I thought we could
set you up with somebodyCopy !req
396. who can provide for you
both emotionallyCopy !req
397. and financially.Copy !req
398. Um, so we are here
to meet a millionaire.Copy !req
399. Oh, geez.Copy !req
400. I don't know.Copy !req
401. Yeah. No, I know.Copy !req
402. It's, a, it's a little str...
Oh, oh...Copy !req
403. Hey.
Let's do this.Copy !req
404. Oh.Copy !req
405. Uh, Frank, where's the,
uh, millionaire?Copy !req
406. I am the millionaire,
I'm the guy.Copy !req
407. What?
Mandy,Copy !req
408. here's what we're gonna do.Copy !req
409. I'm gonna make you
a decent proposal.Copy !req
410. Not an indecent proposal
like in the movie—Copy !req
411. because I think to pay
a million bucks to get laid...Copy !req
412. that's out of the question.Copy !req
413. I'm gonna offer you $5,000.Copy !req
414. What are you doing, Frank?
Look,Copy !req
415. I'm gonna give you
$5,000, we bang,Copy !req
416. you take the money, you go up,
you get on a plane,Copy !req
417. you fly to wherever the hell
it is in the sticks,Copy !req
418. and, uh, you know, $5,000
goes a long way up there.Copy !req
419. If you need more money,
call me up,Copy !req
420. come back, we bang again.Copy !req
421. Price goes down
'cause I already had you.Copy !req
422. But if you want
to bring a girlfriend...Copy !req
423. price goes back up.Copy !req
424. Well, I don't know
what to say here.
I do.Copy !req
425. Five grand is a lot of
money— is that offer
just out on the table?Copy !req
426. I'm not gonna bang you.
I don't want to bang you,
either, Frank,Copy !req
427. but I'll power through
for five grand.
Well, no, you wouldn't want to,Copy !req
428. because you're emotionally
involved with me.Copy !req
429. Aw. Shit. Sorry, Dennis.Copy !req
430. Hey. Dennis?
Brian,Copy !req
431. I meant. I'm sorry.Copy !req
432. Yeah, sometimes...
Brian is his name.Copy !req
433. Dennis is his
sex slave name.Copy !req
434. He's my gimp.
What? No. I...Copy !req
435. I don't have
a sex slave name.
Wait.Copy !req
436. I'm not...
Wait, hold on,Copy !req
437. what's going on here, Brian?Copy !req
438. Look,Copy !req
439. I'm gonna go to the can
and make my morning move.Copy !req
440. You want the cash,
you come on in,
earn it the hard way.Copy !req
441. Okay? If the broad comes,Copy !req
442. order me an egg.Copy !req
443. Well, that was a disaster.
Frank almost ruined everything.Copy !req
444. Okay, do you want me to go
down to the car and talk to her?Copy !req
445. And spin more perverted tales
about me? Why am I a gimp?Copy !req
446. Oh, God, just get your kid
and get out of here, Dennis.
Yeah, I'll get the kid,Copy !req
447. but I got to come back because
I need to crash here tonight.Copy !req
448. I'm not sleeping next to
Mac's dildo bike again.
What?Copy !req
449. No, me too. Your bed is working
wonders for my pinched nerve.Copy !req
450. Yeah, you know what? I'm gonna
crash here for a little bit too.Copy !req
451. I feel like I got to ghost the
waitress for a while on this.Copy !req
452. I'm gonna stay as well because
I need to sleep next to Dennis.Copy !req
453. All right, then we're gonna need
a lot of eggs.Copy !req
454. Dee, how about a carton of eggs?
Ooh!Copy !req
455. No, goddamnit, I didn't
want to be wrapped up in this!Copy !req
456. I didn't want to be
wrapped up in the kid thing,Copy !req
457. that's your mistake.Copy !req
458. Listen to me,Copy !req
459. I can figure this out,
I've got a new planCopy !req
460. and you're all gonna
goddamn listen up, okay?Copy !req
461. It's time for Brian LeFevre
to die.Copy !req
462. Over here. Over here.
Hmm?Copy !req
463. Go, go, go, go, go, go.
What— where— what is-what
is going on here?Copy !req
464. I thought-I thought we were
gonna go see the Liberty Bell.Copy !req
465. There's no time for that,
there's no time.Copy !req
466. What— what is
going on here, Brian?Copy !req
467. All right, listen to me, because
we only have a few minutesCopy !req
468. before they realize they
can't hear or see us back here.
What? Who?Copy !req
469. My name... my name
isn't Brian LeFevre.Copy !req
470. My real name...Copy !req
471. is Dane Brass.Copy !req
472. And I hold top secret
government information.Copy !req
473. Okay? They're after me,
that's-that's why everything's
been so weird.Copy !req
474. That's why I haven't been
able to speak openly with you.Copy !req
475. And you and Brian Jr.,
you'll have to get away from meCopy !req
476. because it's-it's not safe.Copy !req
477. What do you mean it's not safe?
I don't— Oh, my God.Copy !req
478. You're bleeding!
Oh...Copy !req
479. Oh, oh.
I've been shot.Copy !req
480. Well, I didn't hear any gun...Copy !req
481. Oh, well...Copy !req
482. yeah, not there it is there.
That was the sound of it.Copy !req
483. Normally you'd... you'd hear
it before you see the blood,Copy !req
484. but, uh, not in this case.Copy !req
485. Oh, it's killing me.
Run, Mandy, no.Copy !req
486. You... you have to run
and not ever look back.Copy !req
487. Or contact me ever again.Copy !req
488. And you'll never get
any money or assets from meCopy !req
489. because if you do,
it'll be unsafe for you.Copy !req
490. Run!Copy !req
491. Oh, my God!Copy !req
492. They got Dennis.
Dane.Copy !req
493. Uh, Dane, of course, Dane.
Dane.Copy !req
494. Yeah, he had so many identities,
it's hard to remember...Copy !req
495. We got to get
him to a hospital!Copy !req
496. Not a regular hospital,
though, 'cause technically,Copy !req
497. he's not supposed to exist.
A bad guy one.Copy !req
498. Oh, no, I've lost my lover.Copy !req
499. I'll need a new gimp!Copy !req
500. I'm not his lover.Copy !req
501. Never had sex.
Not a gimp.Copy !req
502. Oh, run, Mandy. Oh.Copy !req
503. Good-bye.
Uh... good-bye, Mandy, good-bye.Copy !req
504. Brian Jr.Copy !req
505. Aw.Copy !req
506. Well, there it is.Copy !req
507. Well...Copy !req
508. okay.Copy !req
509. Are you all finished?Copy !req
510. Come on.Copy !req
511. You can open your eyes now,
I know you're not dead.Copy !req
512. Ah, geez.Copy !req
513. You big city folks sure like to
complicate things, don't ya?Copy !req
514. Look, all I wanted
was for Brian Jr.Copy !req
515. to have a father,Copy !req
516. but we don't want
to be with a manCopy !req
517. who doesn't want to be with us.Copy !req
518. So, I guess we'll just...Copy !req
519. be getting back
to North Dakota now.Copy !req
520. Okay, now,Copy !req
521. you want to come on up here and
say good-bye to Brian Jr.?Copy !req
522. Oh.Copy !req
523. Yeah.Copy !req
524. Okay.Copy !req
525. Hey.
Yeah.Copy !req
526. Hey, buddy.Copy !req
527. Um...Copy !req
528. good-bye and, um...Copy !req
529. you know, you be...Copy !req
530. you be good to
your mom and, uh...Copy !req
531. Okay, you all done?Copy !req
532. Yeah.Copy !req
533. All right.Copy !req
534. Okay.
Okay.Copy !req
535. Here we go.Copy !req
536. Bye, Dada.Copy !req
537. Bye.Copy !req
538. Well, all right.Copy !req
539. It was sure nice
getting to know you all.Copy !req
540. Whoever the heck you are.Copy !req
541. I can't do this.Copy !req
542. What are you talking about, bud?
The plan worked.Copy !req
543. No, this— no,
this-this is crazy.Copy !req
544. What are we doing?
I can't— I-I can't...Copy !req
545. I can't do any
of this shit anymore.
What?Copy !req
546. What's going on?Copy !req
547. Okay, I'm... I'm leaving.Copy !req
548. I'm gonna go be a dad.Copy !req
549. Well, hold on a-hold on a
second, you can't just leave.Copy !req
550. Yeah, you can't just go
become a dad, Dennis.Copy !req
551. That's not the way it works.Copy !req
552. You don't know the
first thing about it.Copy !req
553. Well, you know what, Frank,
I'll figure it out, okay?Copy !req
554. Because I don't want my kid
to grow up like I did.Copy !req
555. With some asshole dad
who was never even around.Copy !req
556. You talking about me or Bruce?Copy !req
557. You!Copy !req
558. Okay, you know what?
I— this is nuts.Copy !req
559. I got to... I just got to go.Copy !req
560. It's done.
It's done, guys.Copy !req
561. Good-bye, Paddy's Pub.Copy !req
562. Good-bye, Philadelphia.Copy !req
563. Good-bye, Charlie.Copy !req
564. Mac, Dee, Frank.Copy !req
565. The bar's done.Copy !req
566. Well, hang on a second.
Actually,Copy !req
567. it's not done.
We're still in here.
It's not done, no.Copy !req
568. Shh, just let me...Copy !req
569. Don't start talking,
I can tell...Copy !req
570. We weren't gonna say anything.
The pause is too big.Copy !req
571. Well, this is, again,
this is why I'm leaving.Copy !req
572. Oh, good-bye.Copy !req
573. Good-bye.
Good-bye.Copy !req
574. Hmm.
Bye.
Hmm.Copy !req
575. I can't believe
he's actually gone.Copy !req
576. Yeah.
That's crazy.Copy !req
577. Well, now what?Copy !req
578. What a shot, man!Copy !req
579. Oh, my God!Copy !req
580. Whoa!Copy !req