1. So Dennis hasn't
even seen the apartment yet?Copy !req
2. No. No. Yeah, Dennis lost a bet,
and I got to redesignCopy !req
3. our old apartment. He is gonna flip!Copy !req
4. - Ooh. Nice. - Ah.
- That's great. I'm justCopy !req
5. excited to have my old
place back to myself.Copy !req
6. And guys, after the grand opening,Copy !req
7. we finally get a chance to fire...Copy !req
8. the rocket launcher.Copy !req
9. - Ooh. - Yes!
- Nice, dude! You got a rocket!Copy !req
10. It finally came in the mail,
and now we haveCopy !req
11. - the perfect opportunity to celebrate with it.
- Oh.Copy !req
12. - Yeah, that will be good.
- Fire in the hole.Copy !req
13. Guys, guys, guys, listen, listen.
There's a girl.Copy !req
14. She's coming, okay?
There's a girl... Mandy.Copy !req
15. Okay, she's here to stay, all right?Copy !req
16. And-and-and you guys have
to take my lead becauseCopy !req
17. I'm-I'm another guy, so don't address meCopy !req
18. - as me because I'm somebody else.
- Are we us?Copy !req
19. Well, yeah, of course you are.Copy !req
20. I don't want to be me.
Can I be someone else?Copy !req
21. No. You have to be you, okay?
All of you are yourselves,Copy !req
22. - except for Dee.
- Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
23. - Are you right-handed, or left-handed?
- That won't come up.Copy !req
24. - Well, it could come up.
- It won't!Copy !req
25. Okay. I'm gonna go with left then.Copy !req
26. - I'll go with left.
- Cool. Left.Copy !req
27. Let's go with the hand that I am,
for Christ's sakes.Copy !req
28. Hey! Mandy. Hi.Copy !req
29. Hey. Ooh.Copy !req
30. Why'd you run up
ahead of me there, Brian?Copy !req
31. Oh, I had to use the bathroom super bad.Copy !req
32. Oh.Copy !req
33. So, this is the hangout spot then, huh?Copy !req
34. Yeah, yeah, yeah, these are my friends.Copy !req
35. Oh, so thatCopy !req
36. - must make you Prudence then.
- Yes.Copy !req
37. - Uh-huh. Yes, it does.
- Yeah.Copy !req
38. - Oh.
- He is Prudence,Copy !req
39. - and I'm Griffin.
- No, he's Mac!Copy !req
40. He's just Mac, so don't... Yeah.Copy !req
41. And that's Charlie, and that's Frank.Copy !req
42. And he's left-handed.Copy !req
43. - Yeah.
- Oh.Copy !req
44. I suppose I didn't know that about you.Copy !req
45. Yeah. No, well, there wasCopy !req
46. - really no reason for it to come up.
- Mama.Copy !req
47. Uh, guys, this is, uh,Copy !req
48. - Mandy.
- Hi.Copy !req
49. And this is, uh...
this is little Brian Junior.Copy !req
50. Oh.Copy !req
51. Yeah. He's my son.Copy !req
52. Well, I'm gonna go with left-handed.Copy !req
53. - Left-handed or right-handed, man?
- What's going on here, dude?Copy !req
54. All right, look, you guys remember
when we did that Boggs thing.Copy !req
55. We flew out to California?
Well, if you recall,Copy !req
56. I actually got off in North Dakota.Copy !req
57. Right? Being out of town,
I thought, naturally,Copy !req
58. I'm gonna have a little bit of fun,
you know, so,Copy !req
59. I picked up Mandy
there at an Applebee's.Copy !req
60. - Oh.
- I was pretending to beCopy !req
61. an airline pilot who flies out
of Philly named Brian LeFevre.Copy !req
62. I went to an old character.Copy !req
63. I needed a complete back
story for the manipulation.Copy !req
64. - Of course, of course.
- Yeah, but wasn't Prudence Brian's wife?Copy !req
65. Yes, but in this scenario,
she's my sister.Copy !req
66. See, I'm always tweaking
things based on the situation.Copy !req
67. And needless to say,
it worked like a charm.Copy !req
68. But, uh, five months later,Copy !req
69. she calls me up,
tells me she's pregnant.Copy !req
70. - Oh!
- Mm.Copy !req
71. Christ, what am I gonna do here?
And need I remind you,Copy !req
72. once she finds out that
I'm not who I said I was,Copy !req
73. and that I don't have any money,Copy !req
74. - she could come after the bar.
- Ah.Copy !req
75. - She could be entitled to that?
- Ah... shit. - All right, guys,Copy !req
76. guys, everybody
just calm down, all right?Copy !req
77. Maybe it's not about money for her.
Look, as we all know,Copy !req
78. everything is about emotion with women.Copy !req
79. - Right, Dee?
- What?Copy !req
80. - Whoa. - Whoa.
- Oh, my God. Whoa!Copy !req
81. - All right, Dee, relax.
- Oh, whoa.Copy !req
82. - Rrr.
- We're trying to haveCopy !req
83. a rational conversation, okay?Copy !req
84. - Yeah, we're trying to help our friend here.
- Look, I think the point is,Copy !req
85. maybe we got to close the emotion doorCopy !req
86. for Mandy by telling
her that you're gay.Copy !req
87. Yeah, right,
but I already had sex with her.Copy !req
88. How am I gonna convince her I'm gay?Copy !req
89. Just go with me here.Copy !req
90. Brian's not above having a
one-night stand with a woman,Copy !req
91. but he's got no room for her emotionallyCopy !req
92. - because he's in love with me.
- With you?Copy !req
93. - Well, yes, the lover is me, of course.
- Mm.Copy !req
94. - Next plan.
- That planCopy !req
95. stinks, because it's always
about money with women.Copy !req
96. That's all there is to it.Copy !req
97. So I think the best thing to do isCopy !req
98. to find a guy who's got
more money than you,Copy !req
99. like in that movie,
uh, Indecent Proposal.Copy !req
100. You get a millionaire to
bang her for a million bucks.Copy !req
101. She takes the money and runs.Copy !req
102. Would you sleep with her
for a million dollars?Copy !req
103. No way. It's too much money.Copy !req
104. All right, next plan. Dee.Copy !req
105. Yeah, no, I've got a great plan,Copy !req
106. but, uh, I'm thinking that this
isn't my problem, and, also,Copy !req
107. you guys wouldn't listen to
me no matter what I said.Copy !req
108. Good point. Charlie, plan.Copy !req
109. I got it. If I just getCopy !req
110. the waitress pregnant,
she's gonna be tied to me for life,Copy !req
111. so, I got to do that.Copy !req
112. He's already on to another thing.Copy !req
113. All right, Christ, uh,
I got to do something here.Copy !req
114. - Fine. Mac, we'll go with your plan.
- Yeah!Copy !req
115. - Yes! Yes.
- Mm.Copy !req
116. - Is the apartment ready?
- Yes. You are notCopy !req
117. gonna believe what I did to it.Copy !req
118. Surprise!Copy !req
119. Huh. It looks, uh...Copy !req
120. Exactly the same.Copy !req
121. I was able to track down
versions of our old furniture,Copy !req
122. and even found replicasCopy !req
123. of all the knickknacks
that burned in the fire.Copy !req
124. - It's bizarre.
- Bizarre in a good way.Copy !req
125. - No.
- You don't like it?Copy !req
126. No.Copy !req
127. Hey, so, I don't mean
to interrupt here, fellas,Copy !req
128. but I'm a little bit confused.Copy !req
129. You never told me you had a roommate.Copy !req
130. It's time, Brian.Copy !req
131. Here's where things get
a little bit tricky.Copy !req
132. Um... there's really
no easy way to say this,Copy !req
133. but, um, Mac and I aren't just friends.Copy !req
134. - He's actually my, uh...
- Lover.Copy !req
135. - Partner.
- Yes, well, we do make love.Copy !req
136. - We don't actually make love...
- He's the power bottom.Copy !req
137. - Now he generates a tremendous amount of power...
- Yeah. No, I...Copy !req
138. - ... from the bottom.
- I don't. I don't, actually.Copy !req
139. - Don't sell yourself short. He does.
- No, no. It's not that I...Copy !req
140. It's just that we don't have sex.Copy !req
141. Yeah, I, uh... I sleep with women,Copy !req
142. but I'm emotionally involved with Mac,Copy !req
143. which is why...Copy !req
144. and this is the hard part... I...Copy !req
145. I don't really...
I don't have room emotionallyCopy !req
146. in my life for you.Copy !req
147. Okay. Uh... Wow.Copy !req
148. Well, I'm a little bit shocked here.Copy !req
149. Sure.Copy !req
150. - Mm.
- But I guess the most important thing isCopy !req
151. for Brian, Jr. to have
a relationship with his father.Copy !req
152. And you know, Mac,
you seem like a real stand-up fella,Copy !req
153. so, if you boys are open to it,Copy !req
154. the only thing I can think of betterCopy !req
155. than Junior having one dad is,
well, him having two.Copy !req
156. Ee.Copy !req
157. - Yeah. No.
- Wow. I wasn't expecting that.Copy !req
158. We're the type of guys that, um...Copy !req
159. Who would love this.Copy !req
160. Oh!Copy !req
161. Yeah. Coming.Copy !req
162. Hey, come on in.Copy !req
163. All right, Charlie, you got 15 minutes,Copy !req
164. and it's a dollar a minute
starting... now.Copy !req
165. Oh, no.Copy !req
166. No, no, no, no.
No, we're not doing this. Uh-uh.Copy !req
167. Uh, now hear me out. It's not about sex.Copy !req
168. - Okay, good.
- It's about having a baby.Copy !req
169. - And I'm gone.
- Uh, no, no, no, hang on.Copy !req
170. Hang on, one...
Just one second. Come on.Copy !req
171. Look, I know you've always
wanted a baby, right?Copy !req
172. I see you.
You poke around the preschoolsCopy !req
173. and the playgrounds, and you got
that longing look in your eye.Copy !req
174. Oh, God, that's so creepy.Copy !req
175. Well, look, I can tell you this.Copy !req
176. It...Copy !req
177. It's not gonna happen for you.Copy !req
178. Excuse me?Copy !req
179. Yeah, you ain't gonna have
a baby. Check this out.Copy !req
180. Your life has been on a slow,
but steady decline for years.Copy !req
181. You were a coffee shop waitress, right?Copy !req
182. On-again, off-again
troubles with alcohol.Copy !req
183. Living in a women's shelter.Copy !req
184. And finally,
all women's Achilles' heel... time.Copy !req
185. Okay. Are you done?Copy !req
186. - Because I feel like there's more.
- No.Copy !req
187. - I'm seeing, like, a whole...
- Yeah, this is... I'm getting to the good part.Copy !req
188. Look. Frank will provide for us.Copy !req
189. - Right? He's got tons of money.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
190. You're never gonna have to work
another day in your life. See? Zzz.Copy !req
191. All the way to sitting on
the beach in Rio de Janeiro.Copy !req
192. Driving the lane to fame.Copy !req
193. Okay, so...Copy !req
194. the point is this,
life with Charlie and a baby...Copy !req
195. looking pretty good.Copy !req
196. Did you really think
that this was gonna work?Copy !req
197. - Did you really think that...
- Well...Copy !req
198. you would just have me in
here and you could just...Copy !req
199. hurl insults at me.Copy !req
200. - Huh?
- I've tried everything for years with you.Copy !req
201. And I just... at this point,Copy !req
202. I just don't know what else to say.Copy !req
203. Oh, my God!
Stop saying things to me.Copy !req
204. Don't you understand thatCopy !req
205. this is never gonna happen,
so let it go.Copy !req
206. Look, w-why? You won't ever tell me why.Copy !req
207. You just say no,
and you won't give me a shot.Copy !req
208. I don't understand what's
so terrible about me.Copy !req
209. What's so great about me, Charlie?Copy !req
210. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
211. Why are you so obsessed with me?Copy !req
212. I mean, you said it yourself,
I'm a mess.Copy !req
213. So, why don't you just
go find somebody better?Copy !req
214. Well...Copy !req
215. 'cause there is no one better.Copy !req
216. And...Copy !req
217. I love you.Copy !req
218. Yes.Copy !req
219. Those jerks are finally gone.Copy !req
220. Time to stretch out around here.Copy !req
221. Heyo.Copy !req
222. What's the haps, Dee?Copy !req
223. What are you doing, Frank?Copy !req
224. Oh, Charlie's doing a thing
at the apartment tonight,Copy !req
225. so I'm gonna crash here.Copy !req
226. - Okay?
- No, get a hotel.Copy !req
227. You know what,
do you mind if I take the bed?Copy !req
228. Because I got a little
pinched nerve in my neck.Copy !req
229. - It's driving me crazy.
- Wh... yeah, I mind.Copy !req
230. I'm gonna go take a steam bath,Copy !req
231. so why don't you whip me
up a bowl of that popcorn.Copy !req
232. That smells so good.Copy !req
233. - No. I'm not gonna do that.
- Thanks.Copy !req
234. No, no, no, no, no, no. Frank! Stop!Copy !req
235. Don't get all emotional, just do it.Copy !req
236. I don't want this.Copy !req
237. Okay.Copy !req
238. They're asleep.Copy !req
239. Dude, why did you say you
wanted to raise the kid?Copy !req
240. I just got caught up in the moment,
you know?Copy !req
241. It was so exciting.Copy !req
242. Maybe we should do it.Copy !req
243. W-we? We are not a couple, Mac.Copy !req
244. Well, no, we would just keep pretending.Copy !req
245. I am not gonna pretend
to be in a relationshipCopy !req
246. with you for the entirety
of my child's life.Copy !req
247. Are you insane?Copy !req
248. Lo... okay, you know what?
I can't handle this right now.Copy !req
249. I'm gonna go sleep in your room.Copy !req
250. You can sleep on the couch.Copy !req
251. Oh, no... w-w-wait, Dennis.Copy !req
252. Dennis, Dennis, Dennis.Copy !req
253. Uh, hold on one second... I-I...Copy !req
254. What is this?Copy !req
255. This is the gym.Copy !req
256. Uh-huh.Copy !req
257. And where were you going to sleep?Copy !req
258. Well, I figured since we got so used
to sleeping in the same bed at Dee's,Copy !req
259. that we could just sort ofCopy !req
260. - continue that here.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
261. You want to sleep on the couch...Copy !req
262. together.Copy !req
263. I'm gonna sleep next to the dildo bike.Copy !req
264. The Ass-pounder, uh, 4000,
is an exercise... bike.Copy !req
265. That was, um...Copy !req
266. That was not as bad as I expected.Copy !req
267. It was amazing.Copy !req
268. It kind of was.Copy !req
269. It kind of was amazing.Copy !req
270. - Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
271. Oh. Hmm.Copy !req
272. What is this? What are you doing there?Copy !req
273. - This? Oh, this just
- Yeah.Copy !req
274. improves the chances of conception.Copy !req
275. Of what?Copy !req
276. Of getting pregnant.Copy !req
277. Oh. Right.Copy !req
278. Uh, the baby.Copy !req
279. Right.Copy !req
280. Hey, you know, speaking of which, um,Copy !req
281. I think we're gonna need
to make some changes around here.Copy !req
282. Oh. Like what?Copy !req
283. Um, well, I think you need to repaint,
for starters.Copy !req
284. Wh-why would I do that?Copy !req
285. Charlie, this...
this paint could be full of lead.Copy !req
286. Are you serious?Copy !req
287. I can't carry a baby around lead paint.Copy !req
288. Or... or, oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
289. Did you expect me to live
in the women's shelterCopy !req
290. while I'm carrying your child?Copy !req
291. Oh, no, um...Copy !req
292. I hadn't thought about it,
but you can stay here.Copy !req
293. - I mean, that's fine.
- Okay.Copy !req
294. Oh, wow. Oh, thank you so much.Copy !req
295. When this baby comes out, though,Copy !req
296. Frank's gonna need to find
us a nicer place to live.Copy !req
297. Oh, but I love this place.Copy !req
298. Okay, well, I don't, and it's no placeCopy !req
299. to raise a child,
so end of conversation.Copy !req
300. Whoa.Copy !req
301. Hey. Hang on.Copy !req
302. You're kind of coming
on strong right now.Copy !req
303. - Are you serious right now?
- Well, look...Copy !req
304. I'm carrying your child.Copy !req
305. - N-n-n-n-n-n-no.
- Carrying my...Copy !req
306. I am not finished talking.Copy !req
307. Who's idea was this in the first place?Copy !req
308. Look, I'm just saying
if you want to be a mom,Copy !req
309. you're gonna have to learn
how to control your emotions.Copy !req
310. I need to control my emotions?Copy !req
311. Or I'm not gonna be a good mother?Copy !req
312. Oh, my God!Copy !req
313. Dee!Copy !req
314. - I'm in trouble here.
- What? What are you doing here?Copy !req
315. The waitress is totally, like,
moving into my apartment.Copy !req
316. I-I-I can't take it.Copy !req
317. I'm gonna need to hide
out here for a few days.Copy !req
318. No. No. Hard no. Get out.Copy !req
319. It's like, I didn't think
about the whole, like,Copy !req
320. having a baby thing, you know?Copy !req
321. It's like one thing to
trap a person with a baby,Copy !req
322. but then when you actually have a baby,Copy !req
323. then you become trapped.Copy !req
324. What baby thing?
What are you talking about?Copy !req
325. And plus, it's totally turning her
into, like, a different person.Copy !req
326. She's, like,
acting like a real bitch now.Copy !req
327. - She's always been a bitch.
- Now who's being a bitch, Dee?Copy !req
328. Come on, I need help here, all right?Copy !req
329. Look, I-I got to sleep, okay?Copy !req
330. I can't think straight.Copy !req
331. - I... ah, Christ... is he snoring?
- Yeah.Copy !req
332. Snoring's the worst.
I'm gonna need to crashCopy !req
333. - next to you, all right? You know what?
- What?Copy !req
334. Don't be a whore tonight, Dee,
and try and bang me again, okay?Copy !req
335. Because I got nothing left.Copy !req
336. I'm spent; I'm really exhausted.Copy !req
337. Too much sex and too much... stuff.Copy !req
338. Just don't be a whore, okay?Copy !req
339. - Dee! Egg!
- Where is it?Copy !req
340. Where is it? There's no eggs here.Copy !req
341. - Where are your eggs?
- Dee, where are your eggs?Copy !req
342. Dee, eggs!Copy !req
343. - Dee, we're looking for your eggs.
- Where are your eggs?Copy !req
344. - We can't find them!
- Come on, leave me alone.Copy !req
345. Just let me sleep;
I barely slept last night.Copy !req
346. Dee. Deandra.Copy !req
347. Look, don't be so emotional.Copy !req
348. You're being very emotional.Copy !req
349. Get up and get us an egg.Copy !req
350. I'm getting like calls up
the wazoo from the waitress.Copy !req
351. She's asking for, like,
groceries and shit.Copy !req
352. - I mean, who does that?
- No.Copy !req
353. Who-who just barges
into someone's apartmentCopy !req
354. - and takes over?
- Nobody.Copy !req
355. Oh, my God, are you serious?Copy !req
356. That's exactly what you guys are doing!Copy !req
357. Uh, Dee, eggs, okay? I'm freaking out.Copy !req
358. What is happening here?Copy !req
359. I just got rid of two
annoying roommates.Copy !req
360. This is not supposed to be happening.Copy !req
361. God! She's calling me again!Copy !req
362. It's like she's totally stalking me.Copy !req
363. Dee, what do I do here?Copy !req
364. You have been stalking
that woman for 15 years.Copy !req
365. Now she's finally showing
you some attention,Copy !req
366. and you don't like it?Copy !req
367. Oh, Dee, you know what? Eggs.Copy !req
368. I didn't ask for your opinion.Copy !req
369. Yes, you did!Copy !req
370. Hey, oh, good, Dee.Copy !req
371. I need you to watch Brian Jr.
for a few hours.Copy !req
372. - N-n-n-n-n-no.
- Y-y-y-y-yeah.Copy !req
373. Frank, what the hell
are you doing here, man?Copy !req
374. You're supposed to be
finding my millionaire.Copy !req
375. I'm on it. I'm here trying
to get her to make us breakfast.Copy !req
376. - Yeah, we haven't got any eggs.
- I need an egg.Copy !req
377. Dee, why have you not
made this man his egg?Copy !req
378. Do you want to take care
of this child for the restCopy !req
379. of your life, is that what you want?Copy !req
380. Or do you want me to get out
of this situation that I'm in?Copy !req
381. I'm gonna smash it!Copy !req
382. Oh, Dee, don't get emotional.Copy !req
383. Christ, if you're upset,
smash an egg into a pan for Frank.Copy !req
384. Solve problems, don't cause them.Copy !req
385. Oh, gee whiz,
look how fancy this place is.Copy !req
386. We don't have anything like
this back in North Dakota.Copy !req
387. Oh, yeah? Fascinating.Copy !req
388. Um, so, Mandy, um,
we have brought you here,Copy !req
389. uh, to meet a gentleman.Copy !req
390. - Um, I just feel really
- Oh.Copy !req
391. badly now being able to
provide emotionally for you,Copy !req
392. so I thought we could
set you up with somebodyCopy !req
393. who can provide for you both emotionallyCopy !req
394. and financially.Copy !req
395. Um, so we are here
to meet a millionaire.Copy !req
396. Oh, geez.Copy !req
397. I don't know.Copy !req
398. Yeah. No, I know.Copy !req
399. It's, a, it's a little str... Oh, oh...Copy !req
400. - Hey.
- Let's do this.Copy !req
401. Oh.Copy !req
402. Uh, Frank, where's the, uh, millionaire?Copy !req
403. I am the millionaire, I'm the guy.Copy !req
404. - What?
- Mandy,Copy !req
405. here's what we're gonna do.Copy !req
406. I'm gonna make you a decent proposal.Copy !req
407. Not an indecent proposal
like in the movie...Copy !req
408. because I think to pay a
million bucks to get laid...Copy !req
409. that's out of the question.Copy !req
410. I'm gonna offer you $5,000.Copy !req
411. - What are you doing, Frank?
- Look,Copy !req
412. I'm gonna give you $5,000, we bang,Copy !req
413. you take the money, you go up,
you get on a plane,Copy !req
414. you fly to wherever the
hell it is in the sticks,Copy !req
415. and, uh, you know,
$5,000 goes a long way up there.Copy !req
416. If you need more money, call me up,Copy !req
417. come back, we bang again.Copy !req
418. Price goes down
'cause I already had you.Copy !req
419. But if you want to bring a girlfriend...Copy !req
420. price goes back up.Copy !req
421. - Well, I don't know what to say here.
- I do.Copy !req
422. Five grand is a lot of money...
is that offer just out on the table?Copy !req
423. - I'm not gonna bang you.
- I don't want to bang you, either, Frank,Copy !req
424. - but I'll power through for five grand.
- Well, no, you wouldn't want to,Copy !req
425. because you're emotionally
involved with me.Copy !req
426. Aw. Shit. Sorry, Dennis.Copy !req
427. - Hey. Dennis?
- Brian,Copy !req
428. I meant. I'm sorry.Copy !req
429. - Yeah, sometimes...
- Brian is his name.Copy !req
430. Dennis is his sex slave name.Copy !req
431. - He's my gimp.
- What? No. I...Copy !req
432. - I don't have a sex slave name.
- Wait.Copy !req
433. - I'm not...
- Wait, hold on,Copy !req
434. what's going on here, Brian?Copy !req
435. Look,Copy !req
436. I'm gonna go to the can
and make my morning move.Copy !req
437. You want the cash, you come on in,
earn it the hard way.Copy !req
438. Okay? If the broad comes,Copy !req
439. order me an egg.Copy !req
440. Well, that was a disaster.
Frank almost ruined everything.Copy !req
441. Okay, do you want me to go down
to the car and talk to her?Copy !req
442. And spin more perverted tales about me?
Why am I a gimp?Copy !req
443. Oh, God, just get your kid
and get out of here, Dennis.Copy !req
444. Yeah, I'll get the kid,Copy !req
445. but I got to come back because
I need to crash here tonight.Copy !req
446. I'm not sleeping next
to Mac's dildo bike again.Copy !req
447. What?Copy !req
448. No, me too. Your bed is working
wonders for my pinched nerve.Copy !req
449. Yeah, you know what? I'm gonna
crash here for a little bit too.Copy !req
450. I feel like I got to ghost the
waitress for a while on this.Copy !req
451. I'm gonna stay as well because
I need to sleep next to Dennis.Copy !req
452. All right, then
we're gonna need a lot of eggs.Copy !req
453. - Dee, how about a carton of eggs?
- Ooh!Copy !req
454. No, goddamnit, I didn't want
to be wrapped up in this!Copy !req
455. I didn't want to be wrapped
up in the kid thing,Copy !req
456. that's your mistake.Copy !req
457. Listen to me,Copy !req
458. I can figure this out,
I've got a new planCopy !req
459. and you're all gonna
goddamn listen up, okay?Copy !req
460. It's time for Brian LeFevre to die.Copy !req
461. - Over here. Over here.
- Hmm?Copy !req
462. - Go, go, go, go, go, go.
- What... where... what is-what is going on here?Copy !req
463. I thought-I thought we were
gonna go see the Liberty Bell.Copy !req
464. There's no time for that,
there's no time.Copy !req
465. What... what is going on here, Brian?Copy !req
466. All right, listen to me,
because we only have a few minutesCopy !req
467. before they realize
they can't hear or see us back here.Copy !req
468. What? Who?Copy !req
469. My name... my name isn't Brian LeFevre.Copy !req
470. My real name...Copy !req
471. is Dane Brass.Copy !req
472. And I hold top secret
government information.Copy !req
473. Okay? They're after me, that's-that's
why everything's been so weird.Copy !req
474. That's why I haven't been
able to speak openly with you.Copy !req
475. And you and Brian Jr.,
you'll have to get away from meCopy !req
476. because it's-it's not safe.Copy !req
477. What do you mean it's not safe?
I don't... Oh, my God.Copy !req
478. - You're bleeding!
- Oh...Copy !req
479. Oh, oh. I've been shot.Copy !req
480. Well, I didn't hear any gun...Copy !req
481. Oh, well...Copy !req
482. yeah, not there it is there.
That was the sound of it.Copy !req
483. Normally you'd... you'd hear it
before you see the blood,Copy !req
484. but, uh, not in this case.Copy !req
485. Run!Copy !req
486. Oh, it's killing me. Run, Mandy, no.Copy !req
487. You... you have to run
and not ever look back.Copy !req
488. Or contact me ever again.Copy !req
489. And you'll never get any
money or assets from meCopy !req
490. because if you do,
it'll be unsafe for you.Copy !req
491. Run!Copy !req
492. Oh, my God!Copy !req
493. - They got Dennis.
- Dane.Copy !req
494. - Uh, Dane, of course, Dane.
- Dane.Copy !req
495. Yeah, he had so many identities,
it's hard to remember...Copy !req
496. We got to get him to a hospital!Copy !req
497. Not a regular hospital,
though, 'cause technically,Copy !req
498. - he's not supposed to exist.
- A bad guy one.Copy !req
499. Oh, no, I've lost my lover.Copy !req
500. I'll need a new gimp!Copy !req
501. I'm not his lover.Copy !req
502. Never had sex. Not a gimp.Copy !req
503. Oh, run, Mandy. Oh.Copy !req
504. Good-bye.
Uh... good-bye, Mandy, good-bye.Copy !req
505. Brian Jr.Copy !req
506. Aw.Copy !req
507. Well, there it is.Copy !req
508. Well...Copy !req
509. okay.Copy !req
510. Are you all finished?Copy !req
511. Come on.Copy !req
512. You can open your eyes now,
I know you're not dead.Copy !req
513. Ah, geez.Copy !req
514. You big city folks sure like
to complicate things, don't ya?Copy !req
515. Look, all I wanted was for Brian Jr.
to have a father,Copy !req
516. but we don't want to be with a man
who doesn't want to be with us.Copy !req
517. So, I guess we'll just...Copy !req
518. be getting back to North Dakota now.Copy !req
519. Okay, now,Copy !req
520. you want to come on up here
and say good-bye to Brian Jr.?Copy !req
521. Oh.Copy !req
522. Yeah.Copy !req
523. Okay.Copy !req
524. - Hey.
- Yeah.Copy !req
525. Hey, buddy.Copy !req
526. Um...Copy !req
527. good-bye and, um...Copy !req
528. you know, you be...Copy !req
529. you be good to your mom and, uh...Copy !req
530. - Okay, you all done?
- Yeah.Copy !req
531. All right.Copy !req
532. - Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
533. Here we go.Copy !req
534. Bye, Dada.Copy !req
535. Bye.Copy !req
536. Well, all right.Copy !req
537. It was sure nice
getting to know you all.Copy !req
538. Whoever the heck you are.Copy !req
539. I can't do this.Copy !req
540. What are you talking about, bud?
The plan worked.Copy !req
541. No, this... no, this-this is crazy.Copy !req
542. What are we doing?
I can't... I-I can't...Copy !req
543. - I can't do any of this shit anymore.
- What?Copy !req
544. What's going on?Copy !req
545. Okay, I'm... I'm leaving.Copy !req
546. I'm gonna go be a dad.Copy !req
547. Well, hold on a-hold on a second,
you can't just leave.Copy !req
548. Yeah, you can't just go
become a dad, Dennis.Copy !req
549. That's not the way it works.Copy !req
550. You don't know the first thing about it.Copy !req
551. Well, you know what, Frank,
I'll figure it out, okay?Copy !req
552. Because I don't want my
kid to grow up like I did.Copy !req
553. With some asshole dad who
was never even around.Copy !req
554. You talking about me or Bruce?Copy !req
555. You!Copy !req
556. Okay, you know what? I... this is nuts.Copy !req
557. I got to... I just got to go.Copy !req
558. It's done. It's done, guys.Copy !req
559. Good-bye, Paddy's Pub.Copy !req
560. Good-bye, Philadelphia.Copy !req
561. Good-bye, Charlie.Copy !req
562. Mac, Dee, Frank.Copy !req
563. The bar's done.Copy !req
564. - Well, hang on a second.
- Actually,Copy !req
565. - it's not done.
- It's not done, no.Copy !req
566. We're still in here.Copy !req
567. Shh, just let me...Copy !req
568. Don't start talking, I can tell...Copy !req
569. - We weren't gonna say anything.
- The pause is too big.Copy !req
570. Well, this is, again,
this is why I'm leaving.Copy !req
571. Oh, good-bye.Copy !req
572. - Good-bye.
- Good-bye.Copy !req
573. - Hmm.
- Bye.Copy !req
574. Hmm.Copy !req
575. I can't believe he's actually gone.Copy !req
576. - Yeah.
- That's crazy.Copy !req
577. Well, now what?Copy !req
578. What a shot, man!Copy !req
579. Oh, my God!Copy !req
580. Whoa!Copy !req