1. Man seeking woman.
All new, wednesdays at 10:30.Copy !req
2. On fxx.Copy !req
3. Fxx presents it's always
sunny in Philadelphia.Copy !req
4. Holy shit!Copy !req
5. Holy shit, that is steep!Copy !req
6. Trust me, this is
the best way to learn.Copy !req
7. See, this is why I don't likeCopy !req
8. leaving Philly, man.
This is nuts.Copy !req
9. You're gonna be fine, man.Copy !req
10. The mountain is a
majestical placeCopy !req
11. where you push your limits and
you maximize your potential.Copy !req
12. No, the mountain is a place
where you party, man,Copy !req
13. have fun. That's what
it's all about.
Yeah, like those '80s movies.Copy !req
14. Yeah, but we're not in a movie.
I mean, we're gonna get hurt.
We're not gonna get hurt.Copy !req
15. For some reason, the rules are
just different on the mountain.Copy !req
16. The rules for what?
Everything, dude.
You've seen those '80s movies.Copy !req
17. What do I do with my
hands? How do I ski?
Well, you're supposedCopy !req
18. to have poles.
Uh... you know what, hold on
to these guys for balance.Copy !req
19. These are glass.
Yeah.Copy !req
20. And don't
break 'em, bitch.
What is this,Copy !req
21. a double black diamond?
I wish it was a triple black.Copy !req
22. Dudes, let's shred.Copy !req
23. Whoo, yeah!Copy !req
24. Still got it, baby!Copy !req
25. Rip city!Copy !req
26. Wonder how Charlie's doing.Copy !req
27. Oh, here he comes.Copy !req
28. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
29. Uh...Copy !req
30. Yeah...!Copy !req
31. Man Another
beautiful day at alpine Ridge.Copy !req
32. End of the season
is right around the corner,Copy !req
33. so get those turns in
while you can,Copy !req
34. and don't forget to sign up
for the big race this Sunday,Copy !req
35. which will determine
the best skier on the mountain.Copy !req
36. That was totally insane.
I mean, I can't believeCopy !req
37. you guys can ski like that.
Hmm?Copy !req
38. It's just nuts.
I'm not doing it again, man.Copy !req
39. What are you talking about?
It's so dangerous.Copy !req
40. No. You did a great job, man.
Hey, look, is your body hurt?Copy !req
41. No.
You okay?Copy !req
42. Yeah.
That's 'cause it's
mountain rules, man.Copy !req
43. I don't get that, though.
I just feel like I got lucky.Copy !req
44. Nah. You just need
to learn to use your
edges a little bit more.Copy !req
45. Learn to turn...
Right down
the mountain!Copy !req
46. Après-ski!
Let's get our drink on!Copy !req
47. No, I don't think I'm
gonna be doing that.Copy !req
48. I'm gonna get a sensible meal,
head back to my room,Copy !req
49. log in my times,Copy !req
50. chart my progress,
'cause I'm gonna win.Copy !req
51. Win what?Copy !req
52. At skiing.
Oh, hey.Copy !req
53. What's shakin', brother?Copy !req
54. Oh, what's shakin'?
Well, I'll tell youCopy !req
55. what's shakin'...
These skis, quite literally.Copy !req
56. Now, I need these things waxed
and sharpened by 8:00 A.M.Copy !req
57. I want to make first tracks.Copy !req
58. No problemo.
Anything else?Copy !req
59. You guys need helmets?Copy !req
60. Uh, I'll take a helmet.
While you're back there,Copy !req
61. could you slap a sticker on the
side of mine that says "pussy"?Copy !req
62. Yeah, I feel you, babe,
but those are the rules.Copy !req
63. Whatever, dude. Part of
what makes skiing so funCopy !req
64. is that your brains could
get bashed in, in any moment.Copy !req
65. Mm-hmm.
Yeah,Copy !req
66. it didn't used
to always be this way.Copy !req
67. This used to be party mountain.Copy !req
68. Hot babes, cold brews.
And now I hear someCopy !req
69. corporate stooge wants to turn
this place into a private resortCopy !req
70. for rich CEOs.
They can't do that
to party mountain.Copy !req
71. It's not called party mountain.
It's called alpine Ridge.Copy !req
72. There's one of those
yuppie vultures now.Copy !req
73. Don't worry.Copy !req
74. We got this covered.Copy !req
75. Cool.Copy !req
76. Show this fat-cat asshole
what's what!Copy !req
77. Eat this, bitch!Copy !req
78. Oh, shit.Copy !req
79. What'd you do that for?
Oh, sorry, frank.Copy !req
80. We thought you were
some jerk-offCopy !req
81. who bought the mountain.Copy !req
82. I am the jerk-off
who bought the mountain.Copy !req
83. What?
I'm turning itCopy !req
84. into a members-only resortCopy !req
85. for millionaires to plow
their trophy whores in private.Copy !req
86. Whoa! That sounds
amazing, frank.Copy !req
87. I'm in. I'm in.
What are you talking about?Copy !req
88. And ruin party mountain?Copy !req
89. You know, who cares
about your stupid plans?Copy !req
90. Let's go rage, Dee.
Hang on a second.Copy !req
91. I-I'm, like, so lost.Copy !req
92. So, uh, who do I go with
in this situation?Copy !req
93. Well, that depends, Charlie.
You could go drink cheap beerCopy !req
94. amongst swine and savages,
like you would on any other day,Copy !req
95. or... you could get the most
out of this mountain.Copy !req
96. And you could get
the most out of yourselfCopy !req
97. by joining an elite class
of athletes and gentlemen alike.Copy !req
98. Right, frank?
Yes.Copy !req
99. Huh. That sounds kind of cool.Copy !req
100. Yeah.
All right, you guys go...
why should I go with you?Copy !req
101. Go with them.
Who cares?Copy !req
102. We're here for two days.Copy !req
103. You guys it is!
All right.Copy !req
104. Hey-yo!Copy !req
105. Hey, man.
Remember us from the ski shop?Copy !req
106. Ah, the party guys!Copy !req
107. Hey!
Yeah!Copy !req
108. Come on in.Copy !req
109. Yeah!
Yeah!Copy !req
110. Awesome. Awesome.Copy !req
111. Well... looks like you guys hadCopy !req
112. a real shit-kicker
last night, huh?Copy !req
113. Rager!Copy !req
114. Oh, oh, the cans.Copy !req
115. No, no, we're just recycling
to help pay the rent.Copy !req
116. Oh.
Mm.Copy !req
117. That's my roommate, Turkey.Copy !req
118. We call him Turkey, 'cause his
favorite drink is wild Turkey.Copy !req
119. Awesome! Yes!
Oh, badass!Copy !req
120. Like your suit, too.Copy !req
121. What are you, coming
from a gatsby party?Copy !req
122. No, I was in court all day.Copy !req
123. I was trying to win back
custody of my daughter.Copy !req
124. Oh.
Mm.Copy !req
125. That's a bit of a downer.
Yeah.Copy !req
126. Yeah, pretty much.Copy !req
127. Hey. Hey, roach. Roach,
come meet some people.Copy !req
128. Who stole my goddamn burrito?Copy !req
129. No, it's there, roach.
I just moved it to make roomCopy !req
130. for my coleslaw. Look.Copy !req
131. Did you mess with it?Copy !req
132. Did you come in it?Copy !req
133. Did you come in my burrito?Copy !req
134. I didn't come in your burrito!Copy !req
135. I wouldn't do that to you!Copy !req
136. He's a little squirrellyCopy !req
137. from the concussions.Copy !req
138. Like I said,
no helmets back in the day.Copy !req
139. Guys, I got to admit,
this is, uh...Copy !req
140. It's not as much of a party vibe
as it is a, uh...Copy !req
141. A pathetic vibe.
Yeah.Copy !req
142. Mac
Yeah, I mean,Copy !req
143. come on, this used to be
party mountain,Copy !req
144. you know, and...
And babe manor,Copy !req
145. that's the capital
of party mountain.Copy !req
146. Yeah.
When was the last time
you even had a babe in here?Copy !req
147. Oh, uh... my daughter stopped by
about six weeks ago.Copy !req
148. Served me a court summons.
I say count it.Copy !req
149. No, don't.
Don't count it.
Oh, guys, guys,Copy !req
150. guys, guys, don't you
miss the old days,Copy !req
151. when you were
the kings of this mountain?Copy !req
152. You used to rip sweet powder,
then come home and crush brews.Copy !req
153. I do.Copy !req
154. Let's take back this mountain!Copy !req
155. Why don't you guys dig deepCopy !req
156. and show me those
inner party animals.Copy !req
157. Let's crush some brews!Copy !req
158. Let's empty some cans!Copy !req
159. Yeah! Whoo!
Yeah!Copy !req
160. Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
161. Rent money!
No, no.Copy !req
162. No, no, no, no, no.
Whoa, no, no.Copy !req
163. Drink 'em.
Drink 'em.Copy !req
164. Oh, yeah,
it's been so long, I forgot.Copy !req
165. Let's drink 'em,Copy !req
166. whoo!
Then recycle!Copy !req
167. Yeah!Copy !req
168. Sure. Yeah.
Okay.Copy !req
169. 2,000 acres of private powder,Copy !req
170. high-speed lifts,
five-star lodging,Copy !req
171. and a state-of-the-art spa.Copy !req
172. Snow palace.Copy !req
173. Well, frank,
it's... marvelous.Copy !req
174. Thank you.
There's only one
thing missing.Copy !req
175. What's that?Copy !req
176. The Dennis Reynolds
ski academy.
Could be a...Copy !req
177. A good idea
to get a model of that.Copy !req
178. What are you doing?
Hmm?Copy !req
179. What are you doing,
eating a tree?Copy !req
180. Yeah, I thought
this was made out of candy.Copy !req
181. It's a plastic tree, Charlie.Copy !req
182. It's not made out of candy.Copy !req
183. You said
that this was a candy model.Copy !req
184. I never said
it was a candy model.
I believe I heardCopy !req
185. you mention it was a
model made out of candy.Copy !req
186. Well, let's just
focus on the banquetCopy !req
187. that I'm having tomorrow nightCopy !req
188. to entice local investors.Copy !req
189. It'd be a good idea
to get a model of the banquet.Copy !req
190. We could make that candy.Copy !req
191. I'd like to get a
visual on that banquet.Copy !req
192. And we may as well
make it candy.
It should be candy.Copy !req
193. All right, look, forget
about the model, all right?
Let's not talk about the model.Copy !req
194. The only model
that you should know is Tatiana.Copy !req
195. Tatiana, come in here.Copy !req
196. Meet Tatiana.Copy !req
197. She came all the way
from BulgariaCopy !req
198. to hand-deliver her finestCopy !req
199. caviar.Copy !req
200. Nicely done, frank.Copy !req
201. She'll be a fitting reward
for me after I win the big race.Copy !req
202. Until then,Copy !req
203. Tatiana,
i want you to clean yourself,Copy !req
204. for I will enter you hard
and deep,Copy !req
205. and it will last for as long
or as short as I please.Copy !req
206. But you will be clean.Copy !req
207. Only when you are clean
will you know my power.Copy !req
208. What the hell is that?Copy !req
209. It sounds like a party.Copy !req
210. Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!Copy !req
211. Yeah! Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah!Copy !req
212. This is so great. I can't thank
you enough. I feel alive again.Copy !req
213. And look at all the cans.
We're gonna be rich!
You got to drop itCopy !req
214. with the cans, all right?
Nobody cares about the cans.
Really. Yep.Copy !req
215. Oh, okay, well, what about...Copy !req
216. These cans?
Oh! Oh, my god!Copy !req
217. You can't do that!
You can't do that.Copy !req
218. Though they don't seem to mind.
They look like
they're really enjoying it.Copy !req
219. Yeah, mountain rules, baby!Copy !req
220. Everybody get your tits out!Copy !req
221. Hell yes!Copy !req
222. He just said,
"take your tits out,"
yeah.Copy !req
223. And they all just
took their tits out.
Yeah, I'm gonna keep mine in,Copy !req
224. just for now.Copy !req
225. Party's over, burnout.
Whoops.Copy !req
226. Frank Reynolds.Copy !req
227. Wow.Copy !req
228. It's been...Copy !req
229. 30 years to the day.Copy !req
230. How they hanging, drisko?Copy !req
231. Uh, I lost one of 'em.
Prostate thing. You know.Copy !req
232. Yeah, yeah, me, too. It's
still bouncing around in there,Copy !req
233. but it don't do nothing.
I'm gonna stop this.Copy !req
234. You guys know each other?
We skied together.Copy !req
235. This mountain wasn't big enough
for both of us.Copy !req
236. Loser of the big race
was banned for 30 years.Copy !req
237. Looks like old frank here
let his mouth write a checkCopy !req
238. his ass couldn't cash.Copy !req
239. Well, I just wrote
another check.Copy !req
240. To buy the mountain.Copy !req
241. How 'bout we race
for the mountain?Copy !req
242. Or are you scared you'll lose?Copy !req
243. I don't race no more.Copy !req
244. I let my son race for me.Copy !req
245. Oh...!Copy !req
246. Really?Copy !req
247. Your son, huh?Copy !req
248. Don't think you can beat me?Copy !req
249. Oh, I'll beat you.Copy !req
250. You better go enjoy your party
while it lasts.Copy !req
251. It's gonna be your last one.Copy !req
252. Burnout.Copy !req
253. Man Last day
to squeeze in some turnsCopy !req
254. before tomorrow's big race.
On a side note,Copy !req
255. it's good to see frank Reynolds
back on the hill.Copy !req
256. We'll see if he can patch things
up with old rival Dave drisko.Copy !req
257. But I wouldn't count on it.Copy !req
258. Yo, hey, Dennis, did
you just hear that?
What?Copy !req
259. The-the P.A. Announcement.
What-what was that?Copy !req
260. Well, there's a lot of people
on this mountain, Charlie.Copy !req
261. Everybody's gotta stay informed.
Yeah, but that guy
was, like, sayingCopy !req
262. a bunch of, like, really
personal information about us.Copy !req
263. Like, how does he know that?
Right. That's how it works.Copy !req
264. Why's he talking about us?
There's, like, hundreds
of people out here.Copy !req
265. Well, we're the most
important thing that's
happening right now.Copy !req
266. What?
Look, i-i think
i got somethingCopy !req
267. that's gonna clear this all up
for you. Meet my race team.Copy !req
268. Where'd these guys come from?Copy !req
269. Switzerland?Copy !req
270. Yeah, but they came here and
they're racing with us?Copy !req
271. I don't... i-i don't
understand that at all.Copy !req
272. Well, I needed somebody
to be behind me.Copy !req
273. I mean, this guy's my...
Kind of my captain,Copy !req
274. and these guys are my goons,
you know? If I need 'emCopy !req
275. to do something for me,
back me up, you know,Copy !req
276. if I'm getting into some...
And... they justCopy !req
277. showed up and they're
racing with you?Copy !req
278. Yeah.Copy !req
279. All right. No
more questions.Copy !req
280. Okay, good. All right.
Uh, yeah, i-i...
Okay.Copy !req
281. All right, now, listen up, guys.Copy !req
282. Tomorrow's the big race.Copy !req
283. And anything less than first
place will not be tolerated.Copy !req
284. In fact, it'll be punished.Copy !req
285. But, remember,
i want you to have fun.Copy !req
286. But not if it means you're not
gonna get first place.Copy !req
287. 'Cause I'll-I'll punish you.Copy !req
288. All right, now go limber up, and
I'll-I'll meet you at the chair.Copy !req
289. Let's go, guys.
March, march, march.Copy !req
290. Wow. Uh, I got to
hand it to you,Copy !req
291. looks like you got
a pretty good team.Copy !req
292. I think so, too.
Yeah, yeah. Uh, look,
i don't... I don't getCopy !req
293. anything that's happening.
So, uh, I'm out,Copy !req
294. you know what I mean? And maybe
we should drink some beer,Copy !req
295. eat some snow, and just...Copy !req
296. What the hell, man?Copy !req
297. I'm disappointed in you.Copy !req
298. I thought you were a champion.Copy !req
299. Why?
You showed me
some real stuff out there, guy.Copy !req
300. I was falling.
You were falling,
but you were fast.Copy !req
301. But I crashed into some tables.Copy !req
302. Crashing and exploding is all
part of the learning curve.Copy !req
303. I could turn you
into a champion,Copy !req
304. but that's clearly
not what you want.Copy !req
305. You want to just be
a burnout and a loser
like those other guys.Copy !req
306. Dude, I don't even
understand you, man.Copy !req
307. Just, like, take it easy...Copy !req
308. Where are those coming from?Copy !req
309. I'm out, dude.Copy !req
310. Like, it's crazy to me.Copy !req
311. I'm gonna hang out
with Mac and DeeCopy !req
312. and see if I can
figure them out, man...Copy !req
313. Oh, yeah, yeah. Go hang with
those other two burnout losers.Copy !req
314. Yeah, go ahead. You know
what your problem is, buddy?Copy !req
315. You got no allegiance.
We're here for two days!Copy !req
316. Man
Looks like Charlie Kelly's
walking off the mountainCopy !req
317. and out of the big race,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
318. He knows my name!Copy !req
319. He knows my name!Copy !req
320. Oh, yeah. Here we go.Copy !req
321. Take a look.Copy !req
322. Oh, wow!Copy !req
323. Can you see through the wall?
Yeah. Yeah,
you can see right through.Copy !req
324. Okay, I think I'm
getting it. Yeah.
Yeah? Okay.Copy !req
325. Hey! I heard your guys' voices.
What are you guys doing in here?
Dee and Mac: Hey!Copy !req
326. We are in the middle of a prank
war with frank and Dennis.
Yeah.Copy !req
327. All right, nice. What's
the prank? What's the prank?Copy !req
328. We're drilling a hole
in the women's showerCopy !req
329. so we can look at 'em naked.
Yeah.Copy !req
330. Why? What-what does that have
to do with frank and Dennis?Copy !req
331. I don't know.
I don't know.
Well, nothing, really.Copy !req
332. It's just a warm-up prank
to get the juices flowing.
Yeah!Copy !req
333. Warm-up. We're warming up.Copy !req
334. I don't want to be a bummer,
but I kind ofCopy !req
335. don't get how spying
on naked, unaware womenCopy !req
336. is a prank at all.
Me, either.Copy !req
337. Me, either. Me, either.
Well, the real prankCopy !req
338. Mm-hmm.
Is when I jam my
dick through that holeCopy !req
339. and yell, "special
delivery!"Copy !req
340. Oh, dude, I don't think so.
Oh, no.Copy !req
341. You can't do that, man.
You'd get in a lot of trouble
for something like that.Copy !req
342. That's, like... yeah.
Maybe we can justCopy !req
343. do something that doesn't
involve naked women.Copy !req
344. Just... you know, 'cause
that's not fun for me.Copy !req
345. How 'bout if i show you my dick?Copy !req
346. Why would I want that?Copy !req
347. Oh, okay, okay, it's a prankCopy !req
348. if you don't want to see it
but he shows you anyway.Copy !req
349. This guy gets it.
It's gonna be hilarious.
I think I get it.Copy !req
350. I'm gonna get myself hard,
and I will show you what I mean.Copy !req
351. Hold on a sec.
Oh.
Oh.Copy !req
352. Oh, you bastard! You know what,
if you guys are already hard,Copy !req
353. just go ahead of me and
I'll-I'll just circle back.Copy !req
354. Oh, god.Copy !req
355. hello, Charlie.Copy !req
356. Oh, my god. Uh, I'm so sorry,
i didn't mean to spy.Copy !req
357. I was just walking by;
I'm not a peeping tom.Copy !req
358. Oh, Charlie, I do not mind.Copy !req
359. We are on the mountain.Copy !req
360. Yeah.
What does that mean?Copy !req
361. Everyone keeps saying,
"we're on the mountain,"Copy !req
362. but i-i don't get it,
you know what I mean?Copy !req
363. Look, where I come
from, you know,Copy !req
364. jamming your dick through
a hole in the wall,Copy !req
365. that-that's assault,
that's a felony,Copy !req
366. and, uh, it's just plain wrong.Copy !req
367. Something bothering you,
Charlie?Copy !req
368. You do not like my breasts?Copy !req
369. Uh, no, no, your breasts...
Your breasts are great.Copy !req
370. Do you want to jump in with me
in the hot tub now?Copy !req
371. Yeah. You know,
um... yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
372. I'm gonna stop complaining
about the mountain.Copy !req
373. I'm just gonna, I'm gonna let
the mountain work for me.Copy !req
374. Now we're talking.Copy !req
375. My! Here we go.Copy !req
376. Man
Welcome to the annual big race.Copy !req
377. Who will take home
the top prize?Copy !req
378. Local free spirit Dave drisko...Copy !req
379. or fierce new competitor
Dennis Reynolds?Copy !req
380. The stakes are high
because the loser todayCopy !req
381. is walking off the mountain
for 30 years.Copy !req
382. Do you realize how important
this race is, Dennis?Copy !req
383. Well, yeah, 'cause he just said
how important it is.Copy !req
384. I hope you got your bags packed.Copy !req
385. I'm gonna get rid of youCopy !req
386. once and for all,
frank Reynolds.Copy !req
387. I'm gonna save party mountainCopy !req
388. and bring back the glory
of the good old days.Copy !req
389. Freeze! Police!Copy !req
390. David drisko,
you're under arrest.Copy !req
391. Oh, shit!Copy !req
392. They framed drisko
so he couldn't doCopy !req
393. the big race!
Oh, come on!Copy !req
394. This man has committed
a litany of sexual assaults.Copy !req
395. His semen was recovered
from crime scenesCopy !req
396. all over the mountain.Copy !req
397. Let's go, pal.Copy !req
398. Lose the hat.
What?Copy !req
399. This guy might not be as
cool as we thought he was.Copy !req
400. Even his awesome hair
is bullshit.Copy !req
401. You forgot one charge.
What's that?Copy !req
402. Assaulting an officer!Copy !req
403. Never stop partying!Copy !req
404. Oh!Copy !req
405. That'll do.
You know?
If I'm being honest,Copy !req
406. he probably deserves it.
Yeah.Copy !req
407. Never stop partying, bitches.Copy !req
408. Never stop partying!Copy !req
409. So...Copy !req
410. Which one of you losers wants
to win a silver medal?Copy !req
411. Ugh. Not me...
I got blasted last night.Copy !req
412. I'm so sick.
I don't feel
good, either.Copy !req
413. I'd also like to remove myselfCopy !req
414. from the sexual predator team.Copy !req
415. Man
Well, I guess that does it.Copy !req
416. The winner by default
of the annual big race is...Copy !req
417. Not so fast!Copy !req
418. This is good.Copy !req
419. So you gonna race for them?Copy !req
420. No, Dennis, I'm gonna
race for everyone.Copy !req
421. I want to race for the people.Copy !req
422. You see, last night
Tatiana taught meCopy !req
423. all about communism.Copy !req
424. Cold, hard winters, gross soups.Copy !req
425. She also taught me
a lot about sex.Copy !req
426. Sweet sex, amazing sex,Copy !req
427. a lot of sex,
jacuzzi sex, Dennis!Copy !req
428. It was amazing.Copy !req
429. So I get it now...
I like the mountain.Copy !req
430. I understand the rules.Copy !req
431. And I'm gonna shred.Copy !req
432. Well...Copy !req
433. This ought to be rich.Copy !req
434. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
435. He's-he's getting destroyed.Copy !req
436. Oh!Copy !req
437. Oh!Copy !req
438. My ankles are broken!Copy !req
439. My ankles are broken for sure!Copy !req
440. His ankles are broken!Copy !req
441. He has broken his ankles!Copy !req
442. Oh, they're surely broken!Copy !req
443. Charlie can still win!Copy !req
444. Go, Charlie!Copy !req
445. Come on, Charlie!Copy !req
446. Little faster! Come on!
A little faster, bud.Copy !req
447. Straighten out!Copy !req
448. No! No!
No! No!Copy !req
449. Yeah!
Ah, shit!Copy !req
450. Okay.Copy !req
451. I won!
All right.Copy !req
452. The mountain is ours, frank!Copy !req
453. Uh... not exactly.Copy !req
454. Uh...Copy !req
455. Actually, uh...
The whole snow palace thingCopy !req
456. was, uh, all for show.Copy !req
457. Huh?Copy !req
458. I needed to distract the local
environmentalist groupsCopy !req
459. while I fracked the mountain.Copy !req
460. Wh-wh... what?
You fracked the mountain?Copy !req
461. Yeah. Yeah,
the banquet, the race...Copy !req
462. It was all set up.Copy !req
463. It was just a diversion,
it was...Copy !req
464. A distraction, because
i wanted to get into this hillCopy !req
465. and suck out
its natural resources.Copy !req
466. So all this here was
just one big setup?Copy !req
467. Yeah.
I hired the hookers,Copy !req
468. so you could rip
their tops off.
That makes sense.Copy !req
469. Oh...
That makes a
lot of sense.Copy !req
470. So what do we do now?
I'm good. You want to...Copy !req
471. You want to stick around,
it's okay.
No.Copy !req
472. It'd be good to go back to
Philly, right? I mean...Copy !req
473. I'm pretty tired.
It was quite a weekend.Copy !req
474. Honestly, I don't even
like skiing that much.Copy !req
475. I-i need to go
see a doctor.Copy !req
476. Yeah, I should probably see a
doctor, too, actually, I guess,Copy !req
477. if Tatiana
was a hooker.
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
478. Oh, god, gross.
Yeah.
That's not good.Copy !req
479. Help.Copy !req
480. Man
Well, folks, you heard it.Copy !req
481. Frank fracked the mountain,
and it looks likeCopy !req
482. we'll all be out of jobs.
Oh... god!Copy !req
483. So, did you even hire that guy?Copy !req
484. You know, Charlie, I have
no idea who that guy is.Copy !req
485. Huh. I guess some things really
are different on the mountain.Copy !req
486. Yeah.Copy !req
487. Brown.Copy !req
488. Captioned by
media access group at wgbhCopy !req
489. Wednesdays.Copy !req
490. - Yeah?
- The all new season.Copy !req
491. - Yeah?
- Hot one today, huh?Copy !req
492. - Oh!
- We're mainlining wine.Copy !req
493. We can't mainline beer
because it's got bubbles
in it.Copy !req
494. We tried. It was bad.Copy !req
495. Sunny.
All new,
wednesdays at 10:00.Copy !req
496. Only on fxx.Copy !req
497. Man (On TV):
The dominant female
toys with her prey...Copy !req
498. But quickly loses interest
and moves on to the next...Copy !req
499. Oh.Copy !req
500. Ah, come on.Copy !req
501. Aaah!Copy !req
502. Oh.Copy !req
503. Happens to the best of us.Copy !req
504. No.Copy !req
505. Man seeking woman.
All new, wednesdays at 10:30.Copy !req
506. On fxx.Copy !req
507. Did you get the job?Copy !req
508. I have a job.
I'm a clown, okay?Copy !req
509. Aaah!Copy !req
510. Everybody, that's our brother!Copy !req
511. So this is where you live?Copy !req
512. Yep.
It's only permanent.Copy !req
513. We all can't be florists
or dishwashers.Copy !req
514. Some of us have to be artists.Copy !req
515. You know,
i lost my virginity
at this motel.Copy !req
516. What room?
Thirteen.Copy !req
517. Okay, good.Copy !req
518. All new, Thursdays at 10:00.Copy !req
519. Only on fx.Copy !req
520. You have my word,
and my word is gold.Copy !req
521. He got away with
beating her. He is not gonna
get away with killing her.Copy !req
522. Man ♪2:
I like to win.
This case is a loser.Copy !req
523. Man ♪3: Tell Lou and Judy
i want them to be the guardians
of my children.Copy !req
524. Woman
Archer.Copy !req
525. An all new season.
This spring on fx.Copy !req