1. Oh, man, this is soCopy !req
2. exciting.Copy !req
3. Is this the greenCopy !req
4. room?Copy !req
5. Yeah.Copy !req
6. A game show.Copy !req
7. Can you guys believe we're gonnaCopy !req
8. be on a game show?Copy !req
9. All right, all right,Copy !req
10. relax.Copy !req
11. Awesome!Copy !req
12. Guys, the green room ofCopy !req
13. Family Fight...Copy !req
14. I've got goose bumps.Copy !req
15. Yeah, all right, calm down.Copy !req
16. Don't start acting like anCopy !req
17. animal, here.Copy !req
18. All right, listen, this isCopy !req
19. Family Fight.Copy !req
20. This is a nationally televisedCopy !req
21. program.Copy !req
22. This is a very big dealCopy !req
23. for us, okay?Copy !req
24. We're talking...Copy !req
25. What are you doing?Copy !req
26. Are you stealing an ashtrayCopy !req
27. right now?Copy !req
28. Yeah.Copy !req
29. Why?Copy !req
30. We have ashtrays, and you don'tCopy !req
31. even smoke.Copy !req
32. This is a perfect place forCopy !req
33. me to lay out my politicalCopy !req
34. agenda.Copy !req
35. No, no, no. No politics, man.Copy !req
36. What?Copy !req
37. Because it's too polarizing,Copy !req
38. okay?Copy !req
39. And don't be misogynistic andCopy !req
40. please don't be gross, I mean...Copy !req
41. Guys, let's-let's be smartCopy !req
42. about this.Copy !req
43. Let's be right down the middle.Copy !req
44. Right down the middleCopy !req
45. sounds so boring.Copy !req
46. That's not what the audienceCopy !req
47. wants to see.Copy !req
48. Thinking I'm gonna do a JennyCopy !req
49. McCarthy thing, where I'm, like,Copy !req
50. super sexy, but I got aCopy !req
51. potty mouth.Copy !req
52. Ah-ah, no, no, Dee, you areCopy !req
53. never going to be sexy.Copy !req
54. And do not do a potty mouthCopy !req
55. thing, okay?Copy !req
56. We don't want to come across asCopy !req
57. low-brow animals.Copy !req
58. Now, have some veggie platterCopy !req
59. and have some fruit, okay?Copy !req
60. That is brain food.Copy !req
61. Mm-mm, no way, not me.Copy !req
62. Haven't eaten in three days.Copy !req
63. I don't want to be puffy.Copy !req
64. J-Mac's face...Copy !req
65. it's never puffy.Copy !req
66. Yeah, because J-Mac's faceCopy !req
67. is stapled to the back ofCopy !req
68. her head.Copy !req
69. Now, eat some food.Copy !req
70. You look emaciated and sick.Copy !req
71. What is that?Copy !req
72. Fart noise key chain.Copy !req
73. Dennis, what is this enticingCopy !req
74. bowl of white?Copy !req
75. This?Copy !req
76. Yeah.Copy !req
77. Charlie, that... that'sCopy !req
78. cottage cheese.Copy !req
79. Cottage cheese?Copy !req
80. Like... cheese from someCopy !req
81. cottage? Whose cottage?Copy !req
82. Well, like, what is that,Copy !req
83. exactly?Copy !req
84. How do you not know whatCopy !req
85. it is?Copy !req
86. Aren't you, like, a cheese guy?Copy !req
87. I'm not a cottage guy.Copy !req
88. You are gonna make us loseCopy !req
89. this game.Copy !req
90. Here comes the other family.Copy !req
91. Hello.Copy !req
92. You must be the Reynolds family.Copy !req
93. I'm Janet, and we're theCopy !req
94. Barretts.Copy !req
95. Oh.Copy !req
96. Okay...Copy !req
97. Hey, guys!Copy !req
98. I'm Lisa. I'm stage manager.Copy !req
99. Both teams ready?Copy !req
100. Let's play Family Fight!Copy !req
101. It's time to playCopy !req
102. Family Fight!Copy !req
103. Let's give it up for your host,Copy !req
104. Grant Anderson!Copy !req
105. How you doing, man?Copy !req
106. Hey, oh!Copy !req
107. Hello!Copy !req
108. All right!Copy !req
109. Thank you for coming out,Copy !req
110. everybody, and welcome toCopy !req
111. Family Fight.Copy !req
112. I'm your host, Grant Anderson.Copy !req
113. Today, we have the BarrettCopy !req
114. family...Copy !req
115. Oh, all right.Copy !req
116. versus the Reynolds family!Copy !req
117. And they are here for a wholeCopy !req
118. lot of cash, so let's get it on!Copy !req
119. Give me Janet, give me Frank.Copy !req
120. Oh... whoa.Copy !req
121. Whoa, I didn't get a good lookCopy !req
122. at you before backstage.Copy !req
123. Sha-booyah roll call.Copy !req
124. Okay, all right, we gotCopy !req
125. some-some sparks flying alreadyCopy !req
126. here.Copy !req
127. Now, let's get up here and doCopy !req
128. this.Copy !req
129. Come on, Frank, you ready?Copy !req
130. I'm ready.Copy !req
131. All right, man.Copy !req
132. Top four answers on the board,Copy !req
133. Name an animal that we eatCopy !req
134. but doesn't eat us.Copy !req
135. Frank!Copy !req
136. Pig!Copy !req
137. Show me pig!Copy !req
138. All right, oh, Frank's doing aCopy !req
139. little dance there.Copy !req
140. Now, Frank, you want to pass orCopy !req
141. play?Copy !req
142. Pass or play?Copy !req
143. Oh, we... we'll play.Copy !req
144. Play, play, play.Copy !req
145. We're gonna play.Copy !req
146. All right, so, Frank... youCopy !req
147. want to tell me a little bitCopy !req
148. about the family?Copy !req
149. Yeah.Copy !req
150. Well, yeah, you know, uh, Grant?Copy !req
151. Yes, Grant.Copy !req
152. I want to... I want to changeCopy !req
153. my answer.Copy !req
154. What?Copy !req
155. Wh... what? Why?Copy !req
156. I have realized it's-it's notCopy !req
157. totally accurate, because I'veCopy !req
158. seen a pig eat a man.Copy !req
159. In fact, I've seen many pigs eatCopy !req
160. many men.Copy !req
161. It was a bloodbath.Copy !req
162. Well, okay, well, we can't doCopy !req
163. that.Copy !req
164. I'm gonna move on, though,Copy !req
165. 'cause you're losing me here.Copy !req
166. Yeah?Copy !req
167. Oh, Grant... a lightheartedCopy !req
168. barb, if you will.Copy !req
169. So, uh, so...Copy !req
170. His talk of pigs and manCopy !req
171. flesh is confusing as it isCopy !req
172. frustrating.Copy !req
173. Right.Copy !req
174. Don't you just want to...Copy !req
175. I hear you, I hear you,Copy !req
176. Dennis.Copy !req
177. You know, you have theseCopy !req
178. people in your life and you justCopy !req
179. want to...Copy !req
180. Yeah.Copy !req
181. Now, Dennis, uh, why don't youCopy !req
182. tell me something?Copy !req
183. What do you do?Copy !req
184. Me?Copy !req
185. Oh, well, I am the proprietorCopy !req
186. of, uh, one of the most charmingCopy !req
187. pubs in all of SouthCopy !req
188. Philadelphia.Copy !req
189. All right.Copy !req
190. Paddy's Pub.Copy !req
191. Paddy's Pub! Paddy's Pub!Copy !req
192. Paddy's... Paddy's Pub.Copy !req
193. Yeah.Copy !req
194. Yeah, but listen, I am so muchCopy !req
195. more, Grant.Copy !req
196. Um, I'm kind of a jack of allCopy !req
197. trades, if you will.Copy !req
198. Okay.Copy !req
199. So the question really isn'tCopy !req
200. "What do I do?"Copy !req
201. It's "What don't I do?"Copy !req
202. Wow.Copy !req
203. Now, there's a lot of confidenceCopy !req
204. right there.Copy !req
205. I like that.Copy !req
206. I like that, Dennis.Copy !req
207. All right.Copy !req
208. Yeah.Copy !req
209. Hey, buddy, can you name anCopy !req
210. animal that we eat but doesn'tCopy !req
211. eat us?Copy !req
212. Oh, easy.Copy !req
213. A sea urchin.Copy !req
214. A sea... a what now?Copy !req
215. Sea urchin.Copy !req
216. Sea urchin.Copy !req
217. Yeah.Copy !req
218. Okay.Copy !req
219. Show me sea urchin!Copy !req
220. Ooh, one strike.Copy !req
221. Oh.Copy !req
222. One strike for the ReynoldsCopy !req
223. here.Copy !req
224. Wow, that, uh, that buzzerCopy !req
225. sounds... it's awfully loud.Copy !req
226. It is loud.Copy !req
227. Pierces you right down toCopy !req
228. your soul, doesn't it?Copy !req
229. I don't like it.Copy !req
230. Okay.Copy !req
231. I'll be fine, though.Copy !req
232. You're right.Copy !req
233. All right, thank you.Copy !req
234. Okay.Copy !req
235. Who do we have here?Copy !req
236. Hi.Copy !req
237. Hello... Deandra.Copy !req
238. Yep.Copy !req
239. Reynolds.Copy !req
240. Deandra, help me out— name anCopy !req
241. animal that we eat but doesn'tCopy !req
242. eat us.Copy !req
243. Well, Grant, I'll tell youCopy !req
244. what...Copy !req
245. Mm-hmm?Copy !req
246. I like to eat cock.Copy !req
247. Whoa, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
248. No, we can't say...Copy !req
249. Lisa, are we gonna...?Copy !req
250. See what I did there?Copy !req
251. It's a little bit of a doubleCopy !req
252. entendre type of thing.Copy !req
253. I was talking about chicken, butCopy !req
254. I said "cock."Copy !req
255. Yeah, don't say that word.Copy !req
256. Please, I'm-I'm...Copy !req
257. Just, it's a family show, soCopy !req
258. we're just gonna go withCopy !req
259. "chicken," okay?Copy !req
260. Show me chicken!Copy !req
261. Ow!Copy !req
262. There you go.Copy !req
263. Okay.Copy !req
264. Ronald Reynolds.Copy !req
265. Yeah!Copy !req
266. Hello, sir.Copy !req
267. Hey!Copy !req
268. How you doing today?Copy !req
269. I'm great, Grant.Copy !req
270. I'm just really excited to beCopy !req
271. here with my new family.Copy !req
272. Oh... your new family?Copy !req
273. Yeah.Copy !req
274. Oh, a little bit ofCopy !req
275. background.Copy !req
276. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
277. Uh, actually, just forCopy !req
278. clarification.Copy !req
279. Um, he raised them, but heCopy !req
280. didn't sire them.Copy !req
281. Now, he may have sired him—Copy !req
282. we're not exactly sure, but theyCopy !req
283. do live together in squalor.Copy !req
284. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
285. I actually brought my bloodCopy !req
286. bucket in case you guys want toCopy !req
287. run his blood and see if it allCopy !req
288. checks out.Copy !req
289. It'd be good to know.Copy !req
290. Yeah, if we want to do, like,Copy !req
291. a quick DNA sequencing...Copy !req
292. Yeah.Copy !req
293. at the commercial break,Copy !req
294. that actually would clear thingsCopy !req
295. up for everybody.Copy !req
296. If we could.Copy !req
297. It would set the recordCopy !req
298. straight.Copy !req
299. But either way, I was always theCopy !req
300. odd man out, you know?Copy !req
301. I mean, you know.Copy !req
302. And then Frank, here, adopted meCopy !req
303. and now I'm a part of theCopy !req
304. Reynolds family!Copy !req
305. Okay, well...Copy !req
306. We don't...Copy !req
307. I'm... I'm just... I'm not evenCopy !req
308. gonna try to figure that oneCopy !req
309. out, so...Copy !req
310. Okay, here-here's the deal,Copy !req
311. from now on, I'm not gonnaCopy !req
312. ask you guys any more questionsCopy !req
313. at all...Copy !req
314. Yes.Copy !req
315. other than the ones thatCopy !req
316. keep the game moving. All right?Copy !req
317. Great! Yeah!Copy !req
318. Great!Copy !req
319. Show me... cow!Copy !req
320. Nope, that's me.Copy !req
321. I say that word.Copy !req
322. I say the "show me" part.Copy !req
323. You just give me the answer.Copy !req
324. Okay, Ronald?Copy !req
325. Right, I'm sorry.Copy !req
326. Show me c...Copy !req
327. Don't say "show me."Copy !req
328. He just said that.Copy !req
329. Don't say it.Copy !req
330. He just said that.Copy !req
331. Just say the answer.Copy !req
332. Show... show me.. is the partCopy !req
333. I say?Copy !req
334. Here's the one thing...Copy !req
335. there's only one thing in theCopy !req
336. whole world at this moment youCopy !req
337. shouldn't say...Copy !req
338. Mm-hmm?Copy !req
339. "Show me."Copy !req
340. So just give me the answer, andCopy !req
341. then I'll say sh...Copy !req
342. You know what, go ahead andCopy !req
343. do it.Copy !req
344. Just go ahead and do it, then.Copy !req
345. Do what?Copy !req
346. Mother of...Copy !req
347. Show me cow!Copy !req
348. Cow!Copy !req
349. Good answer!Copy !req
350. So, sadly we got to stayCopy !req
351. here. Okay.Copy !req
352. Charlie?Copy !req
353. Yeah?Copy !req
354. Just need you to name anCopy !req
355. animal...Copy !req
356. Yeah!Copy !req
357. that we eat but doesn'tCopy !req
358. eat us.Copy !req
359. Doesn't eat us— that's easy.Copy !req
360. Dragon!Copy !req
361. Charlie, do you eat dragon?Copy !req
362. No! I don't eat dragonCopy !req
363. 'cause, uh, it's-it's not a mealCopy !req
364. for peasants, it's a mealCopy !req
365. for kings, and I'm sort of aCopy !req
366. common man.Copy !req
367. But they don't eat us; they, uh,Copy !req
368. it's like a misconception.Copy !req
369. They actually eat gold andCopy !req
370. treasure.Copy !req
371. That's why they're alwaysCopy !req
372. sitting on a big pile of it.Copy !req
373. Bad answer.Copy !req
374. Bad answer.Copy !req
375. Bad answer.Copy !req
376. That's a bad answer.Copy !req
377. Okay, show me dragon!Copy !req
378. I told you!Copy !req
379. Oh, my God!Copy !req
380. Well, astonishingly, uh, oneCopy !req
381. person surveyed gave the answerCopy !req
382. dragon, so...Copy !req
383. What a world!Copy !req
384. All right, the Reynolds familyCopy !req
385. has won round one!Copy !req
386. There you go, all right.Copy !req
387. Sha-booyah!Copy !req
388. All right.Copy !req
389. Sha-booyah!Copy !req
390. But we got a lot more show toCopy !req
391. go! It could be anybody's game.Copy !req
392. We'll be right back after thisCopy !req
393. with Family Fight!Copy !req
394. That's commercial, guys!Copy !req
395. Back in three.Copy !req
396. Yeah!Copy !req
397. Yeah!Copy !req
398. Yeah, that was, uh, that wasCopy !req
399. terrible.Copy !req
400. I mean, we're bombing out there.Copy !req
401. This-this is exactly what I wasCopy !req
402. trying to avoid, guys.Copy !req
403. What are you talking about?Copy !req
404. We won that round.Copy !req
405. Yeah, but you were beingCopy !req
406. lascivious and disgusting.Copy !req
407. Dee was making sex jokes thatCopy !req
408. were going over like a leadCopy !req
409. balloon.Copy !req
410. Well, at least we got all ofCopy !req
411. our answers right.Copy !req
412. Yeah, that-that's utterlyCopy !req
413. ridiculous.Copy !req
414. I mean, how is dragon an answerCopy !req
415. and sea urchin isn't?Copy !req
416. Everyone knows...Copy !req
417. I don't know, but there'sCopy !req
418. always a weirdo or two in thoseCopy !req
419. panels who's gonna give a stupidCopy !req
420. answer and Charlie's alwaysCopy !req
421. gonna get those, right? So...Copy !req
422. Yeah, I'll get the steal.Copy !req
423. Yeah!Copy !req
424. Plus, people don't evenCopy !req
425. really eat sea urchin, Dennis.Copy !req
426. Most people don't eatCopy !req
427. dragons.Copy !req
428. Well, dragonflies.Copy !req
429. People don't eat dragonflies.Copy !req
430. Don't make that noise.Copy !req
431. I don't like it.Copy !req
432. Just relax, would you,Copy !req
433. Dennis?Copy !req
434. Look, if we make asses out ofCopy !req
435. ourselves, they just won't airCopy !req
436. the episode, okay?Copy !req
437. Okay, first of all, you don'tCopy !req
438. know that, and secondly, don'tCopy !req
439. tell me to relax.Copy !req
440. All right, don't you startCopy !req
441. making that noise.Copy !req
442. All right, it's not funny whenCopy !req
443. they do it, it's definitely notCopy !req
444. funny when...Copy !req
445. Oh, goddamn it!Copy !req
446. And welcome back toCopy !req
447. Family Fight.Copy !req
448. We got the Reynolds family overCopy !req
449. here with a hundred points.Copy !req
450. We got the Barretts over hereCopy !req
451. with zero.Copy !req
452. Give me Bobby, give me Dennis!Copy !req
453. Here we go!Copy !req
454. Okay.Copy !req
455. Hey, Bobby, all right.Copy !req
456. All right, somebody got aCopy !req
457. little, a little lead in hisCopy !req
458. shoes.Copy !req
459. Uh, no.Copy !req
460. No. No, my shoes are fine.Copy !req
461. I assure you.Copy !req
462. They're made of the finestCopy !req
463. Italian leather.Copy !req
464. The fit is perfect.Copy !req
465. Therefore, there would be noCopy !req
466. room for lead.Copy !req
467. All right.Copy !req
468. The top four answers are on theCopy !req
469. board.Copy !req
470. We asked a hundred people on theCopy !req
471. street, "Name something peopleCopy !req
472. groom themselves with."Copy !req
473. Dennis!Copy !req
474. Laser beams, Grant.Copy !req
475. La-Laser beams?Copy !req
476. Yeah, laser beam.Copy !req
477. It's the only way to completelyCopy !req
478. obliterate the follicle.Copy !req
479. Show me laser beam!Copy !req
480. Oh, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
481. That noise, it's too loud.Copy !req
482. Can we, can we just turn it downCopy !req
483. a touch?Copy !req
484. We cannot, we cannot.Copy !req
485. Bobby, you got an answer?Copy !req
486. I got an answer.Copy !req
487. All right.Copy !req
488. Hair brush!Copy !req
489. Show me hair brush!Copy !req
490. Hair brush, that's soCopy !req
491. obvious.Copy !req
492. God, that buzzer noise!Copy !req
493. Isn't that just irritatingCopy !req
494. as hell?Copy !req
495. Come on, we got to thinkCopy !req
496. of a steal here, okay?Copy !req
497. I got one, I got one!Copy !req
498. What about, uh, uh, bleachingCopy !req
499. cream for your facial hair?Copy !req
500. What the hell?Copy !req
501. No, no. I-I got it.Copy !req
502. Drakkar Noir.Copy !req
503. Mm, too specific.Copy !req
504. You know what it is?Copy !req
505. I think it's a bride.Copy !req
506. A bride could be a good answer.Copy !req
507. What?Copy !req
508. You can't become a groom orCopy !req
509. get groomed without a bride.Copy !req
510. Oh, no, no...Copy !req
511. Right, right. That's not theCopy !req
512. kind of grooming they'reCopy !req
513. talking about.Copy !req
514. I don't know.Copy !req
515. Charlie could be right.Copy !req
516. Uh, yeah, I... I got dragon.Copy !req
517. No, he's not, he's not right!Copy !req
518. Because nobody else is thatCopy !req
519. stupid.Copy !req
520. Show me pumice stone!Copy !req
521. All right, here we go.Copy !req
522. Reynolds family for the steal!Copy !req
523. No, no, we're not gonna sayCopy !req
524. that.Copy !req
525. The comb, a comb!Copy !req
526. I'm gonna go with...Copy !req
527. toe knife.Copy !req
528. With what now?Copy !req
529. With a toe knife 'cause I-ICopy !req
530. use a-a sharp blade to dig theCopy !req
531. scum out of my toenails.Copy !req
532. Once in a while, I cut myself,Copy !req
533. but it puses up and in threeCopy !req
534. days, it's good as new.Copy !req
535. Sure.Copy !req
536. Toe knife!Copy !req
537. Way more information than weCopy !req
538. needed, but, uh...Copy !req
539. show me toe knife.Copy !req
540. Okay, the Barretts win theCopy !req
541. board!Copy !req
542. There you go! All right!Copy !req
543. Okay, let's see-see what thatCopy !req
544. last answer was.Copy !req
545. Bride!Copy !req
546. Charlie was right.Copy !req
547. I knew it.Copy !req
548. Do you, do you groom aCopy !req
549. bride, Lisa?Copy !req
550. All right, hey, let's get ontoCopy !req
551. that last round now!Copy !req
552. I need some Dee, I need a littleCopy !req
553. bit of Lester! Come on down!Copy !req
554. Okay.Copy !req
555. Come on, Dee!Copy !req
556. All right.Copy !req
557. Okay, here we go— top sixCopy !req
558. answers are on the board.Copy !req
559. Name something that peopleCopy !req
560. are afraid of.Copy !req
561. Oh, oopsie-daisy!Copy !req
562. Looks like I, I broke it.Copy !req
563. You think?Copy !req
564. Oops.Copy !req
565. Can't believe that's...Copy !req
566. Ain't never seen anything likeCopy !req
567. that in my life.Copy !req
568. What do you got, hands made ofCopy !req
569. anvils?Copy !req
570. You want me to answer that orCopy !req
571. answer the— this one?Copy !req
572. I don't want you to answerCopy !req
573. either of them, okay?Copy !req
574. Yeah, sorry.Copy !req
575. Because I don't know who wonCopy !req
576. because you broke the machine.Copy !req
577. That makes sense.Copy !req
578. Right? Okay?Copy !req
579. It makes sense, yeah.Copy !req
580. Okay, everybody, we're gonnaCopy !req
581. take a couple seconds.Copy !req
582. We'll be right back after this.Copy !req
583. Okay.Copy !req
584. Ooh, ooh, ooh!Copy !req
585. Start thinking of a stealCopy !req
586. because if we get this one, weCopy !req
587. win the game.Copy !req
588. All right, all right.Copy !req
589. What's the question?Copy !req
590. Things people are afraid of.Copy !req
591. That's still the question?Copy !req
592. Yeah... How do you not knowCopy !req
593. how the game works by now?Copy !req
594. Okay, I'm afraid of game showCopy !req
595. rules.Copy !req
596. You guys, I know what it is.Copy !req
597. Yeah?Copy !req
598. It's failure.Copy !req
599. That's too pathetic.Copy !req
600. Liberal yahoos taking myCopy !req
601. guns.Copy !req
602. That-that is a politicalCopy !req
603. firestorm, Frank. No!Copy !req
604. Oh, oh! The Nightman.Copy !req
605. All right, guys, these areCopy !req
606. terrible answers, all right?Copy !req
607. Now, normally I would've saidCopy !req
608. the crust on a crème brûléeCopy !req
609. burning the top of your mouth,Copy !req
610. but I'm thinking like a commonerCopy !req
611. now and I really do think thatCopy !req
612. the right answer is probably...Copy !req
613. clowns.Copy !req
614. That's a good answer.Copy !req
615. I know.Copy !req
616. I feel like it couldCopy !req
617. be Nightman.Copy !req
618. No, I feel like it isn'tCopy !req
619. the Nightman...Copy !req
620. He could be right, dude.Copy !req
621. I've got a lot...Copy !req
622. Show me dogs!Copy !req
623. God!Copy !req
624. Okay, Reynolds, you get aCopy !req
625. chance to steal and win theCopy !req
626. whole game right here.Copy !req
627. Name something that people areCopy !req
628. afraid of.Copy !req
629. We're gonna go with...Copy !req
630. Wait, wait, wait, Frank.Copy !req
631. You have to say it in the formCopy !req
632. of a question.Copy !req
633. What is...?Copy !req
634. No, you don't, you don't...Copy !req
635. you don't have to do that 'causeCopy !req
636. it's not Jeopardy.Copy !req
637. Ah, it's not Jeopardy.Copy !req
638. All right?Copy !req
639. Say "show me," Frank.Copy !req
640. Don't say "show me," Frank.Copy !req
641. Just say the word.Copy !req
642. Just say the word.Copy !req
643. Show me clowns!Copy !req
644. All right.Copy !req
645. Show me clowns!Copy !req
646. Yeah!Copy !req
647. We did it!Copy !req
648. We did it!Copy !req
649. And the Reynolds winCopy !req
650. the game!Copy !req
651. The Reynolds win the game!Copy !req
652. Sha-booyah,Copy !req
653. sha-booyah, sha-booyah,Copy !req
654. you lose!Copy !req
655. Sha-booyah, sha-booyah,Copy !req
656. sha-booyah, you lose!Copy !req
657. All right, okay.Copy !req
658. So, anyway...Copy !req
659. let's take a look at the lastCopy !req
660. one, everybody.Copy !req
661. "Nightman."Copy !req
662. Don't know what that is.Copy !req
663. Just don't know what it is.Copy !req
664. What is happening?Copy !req
665. Pretty strange answers today!Copy !req
666. All right, man.Copy !req
667. Uh, we're gonna come right backCopy !req
668. and play some Fast Money.Copy !req
669. We'll see you right after theseCopy !req
670. messages.Copy !req
671. How the hell was "Nightman"Copy !req
672. an answer?Copy !req
673. Right.Copy !req
674. Dude, I think I'm rememberingCopy !req
675. what happened.Copy !req
676. I took this survey.Copy !req
677. I got interviewed at a mall andCopy !req
678. I thought it was, like, aCopy !req
679. government thing.Copy !req
680. Oh...Copy !req
681. Okay, all right.Copy !req
682. That makes a lot more sense.Copy !req
683. That's actually the onlyCopy !req
684. thing that makes sense.Copy !req
685. Right? Okay.Copy !req
686. So I should play Fast Money,Copy !req
687. because I'm gonna know all theCopy !req
688. answers.Copy !req
689. No, no, no, you're only gonnaCopy !req
690. know your answers.Copy !req
691. And that's only gonna get us oneCopy !req
692. point for every question.Copy !req
693. We need to get all the topCopy !req
694. answers to win Fast Money.Copy !req
695. Right, totally, totally.Copy !req
696. And then we spin the wheel.Copy !req
697. Okay, you're definitely notCopy !req
698. gonna play, 'cause you can'tCopy !req
699. understand a thing that'sCopy !req
700. happening.Copy !req
701. I'll play.Copy !req
702. No, you won't play, becauseCopy !req
703. you've been nothing but grossCopy !req
704. and foul and polarizing theCopy !req
705. entire time.Copy !req
706. You're embarrassing me in frontCopy !req
707. of the whole nation.Copy !req
708. Dee...Copy !req
709. Mmm.Copy !req
710. you and I are gonna play.Copy !req
711. Yeah?Copy !req
712. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
713. Can I do my fart keychain?Copy !req
714. Absolutely goddamn not.Copy !req
715. Okay, now go get something toCopy !req
716. eat, you look terrible.Copy !req
717. No, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
718. I'm very hungry, but I'm notCopy !req
719. gonna blow it now.Copy !req
720. This is my close-up.Copy !req
721. God, don't be a dumb,Copy !req
722. hungry bitch the entire time.Copy !req
723. Guys, we're back.Copy !req
724. Ooh!Copy !req
725. Okay, all right, you're goingCopy !req
726. first, Dee, you're going first.Copy !req
727. Come on, Dee, go, Dee!Copy !req
728. Here we go.Copy !req
729. All right, we are back withCopy !req
730. Fast Money, here with DeeCopy !req
731. Reynolds.Copy !req
732. But first, there's somebody whoCopy !req
733. wants to say something to you.Copy !req
734. Hey, ReynoldsCopy !req
735. family!Copy !req
736. Win $20,000 and bring home theCopy !req
737. money for Paddy's Pub!Copy !req
738. Yeah, all right.Copy !req
739. I'm done dancing like a monkey.Copy !req
740. Give me my five bucks, Charlie.Copy !req
741. Ha-ha, wow!Copy !req
742. That was a rough video, rightCopy !req
743. there.Copy !req
744. That dude is hard on the eyes.Copy !req
745. Yeah.Copy !req
746. He's all burned up.Copy !req
747. We couldn't get anybody else?Copy !req
748. No.Copy !req
749. Okay, you ready, Dee?Copy !req
750. Oh, you better believe it.Copy !req
751. But, uh...Copy !req
752. Mm-hmm?Copy !req
753. first, hold on a... holdCopy !req
754. on a second, there's, um...Copy !req
755. Yeah?Copy !req
756. There's, uh...Copy !req
757. You okay?Copy !req
758. Ooh! Yeah.Copy !req
759. You all right?Copy !req
760. Uh, yes... there's a... justCopy !req
761. a quick bit I wanted to, uh...Copy !req
762. Oof.Copy !req
763. Oh, whoops-a-daisy.Copy !req
764. That's about as low-brow asCopy !req
765. it gets.Copy !req
766. Yeah, Dennis isn't gonna likeCopy !req
767. that.Copy !req
768. It's pretty funny, though.Copy !req
769. Okay, new plan.Copy !req
770. All right.Copy !req
771. So we're back here with, uh,Copy !req
772. Fast Money here.Copy !req
773. Uh, now we got Frank doing it,Copy !req
774. 'cause... people just beCopy !req
775. faintin' up in here, so, okay,Copy !req
776. give me 30 seconds on the clock.Copy !req
777. Name something you thoughtCopy !req
778. existed when you were a child.Copy !req
779. Santa Claus.Copy !req
780. Name something you might findCopy !req
781. in a bathtub.Copy !req
782. Soap!Copy !req
783. Name something people addCopy !req
784. sugar to.Copy !req
785. Coffee.Copy !req
786. A thing you associate withCopy !req
787. Charlie Chaplin.Copy !req
788. Little mustache.Copy !req
789. Name a foreign country whoseCopy !req
790. films are popular in America.Copy !req
791. France.Copy !req
792. Damn!Copy !req
793. You did it, man...Copy !req
794. Oh, oh, that was so good!Copy !req
795. That was so good, Frank!Copy !req
796. Hey, you ready?Copy !req
797. Yeah, I'm ready.Copy !req
798. Frank did great.Copy !req
799. Frank?Copy !req
800. Yeah, uh, Dee passed out.Copy !req
801. She... of course she did.Copy !req
802. She's so embarrassing.Copy !req
803. Right.Copy !req
804. All right, here we go,Copy !req
805. everybody.Copy !req
806. We're gonna bring Dennis outCopy !req
807. right now.Copy !req
808. Here he is, Dennis Reynolds.Copy !req
809. Here we go.Copy !req
810. Yeah, Dennis.Copy !req
811. All right.Copy !req
812. Okay.Copy !req
813. Now, Dennis... Frank got theCopy !req
814. number one answer for everyCopy !req
815. single question, so you onlyCopy !req
816. need five points to win theCopy !req
817. game. Okay?Copy !req
818. Okay, I can do it.Copy !req
819. Now, Grant, listen, I know ICopy !req
820. gave some bad answers before...Copy !req
821. Yes.Copy !req
822. but I understand the gameCopy !req
823. perfectly now, and, uh, thatCopy !req
824. does not represent me.Copy !req
825. Okay, I like that.Copy !req
826. Okay? So I'm ready to giveCopy !req
827. good answers.Copy !req
828. I like that.Copy !req
829. That does represent me.Copy !req
830. All right, that sounds good,Copy !req
831. that sounds good.Copy !req
832. If you repeat any of Frank'sCopy !req
833. answers, you're gonna hear thisCopy !req
834. sound...Copy !req
835. and then...Copy !req
836. Thought we were done with theCopy !req
837. buzzer.Copy !req
838. Only if you repeat an answer.Copy !req
839. Even in this round?Copy !req
840. Yes, even in this round. Yep.Copy !req
841. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
842. If you don't know an answer,Copy !req
843. you can say "pass" and we'llCopy !req
844. just move on to the nextCopy !req
845. question.Copy !req
846. Okay.Copy !req
847. All right, are you ready?Copy !req
848. Yes, yes.Copy !req
849. 30 seconds on the clock.Copy !req
850. Name something you thoughtCopy !req
851. existed when you were a child.Copy !req
852. Santa Claus.Copy !req
853. Oh, God... uh, pass.Copy !req
854. Name something you might findCopy !req
855. in a bathtub.Copy !req
856. S... uh, soap.Copy !req
857. Ah! God, I really hate thatCopy !req
858. buzzer.Copy !req
859. Can we not do that?Copy !req
860. Clock's ticking, clock'sCopy !req
861. ticking.Copy !req
862. Okay, uh, pass.Copy !req
863. Name something people addCopy !req
864. sugar to.Copy !req
865. God... coffee.Copy !req
866. Oh, God...Copy !req
867. Nope, we gotta... we needCopy !req
868. an answer.Copy !req
869. Yeah, no, no, okay, no, thenCopy !req
870. pass, then pass, 'cause...Copy !req
871. A thing you associate withCopy !req
872. Charlie Chaplin.Copy !req
873. Mmm... pass.Copy !req
874. Okay, name a foreign countryCopy !req
875. whose films are popular inCopy !req
876. America.Copy !req
877. France.Copy !req
878. Oh, God, no, no!Copy !req
879. Already said that.Copy !req
880. Oh, God, France.Copy !req
881. France. France. France.Copy !req
882. That's still not the answer.Copy !req
883. Little mustache.Copy !req
884. Soap, soap, France.Copy !req
885. Something else!Copy !req
886. It won't stop!Copy !req
887. He said that already.Copy !req
888. Don't say "France."Copy !req
889. Give up.Copy !req
890. All right, I have never seenCopy !req
891. a more embarrassing display inCopy !req
892. my entire career.Copy !req
893. Oh, please don't air this.Copy !req
894. Okay? Please don't... don't airCopy !req
895. this... you won't air this,Copy !req
896. right?Copy !req
897. Oh, no, no, we definitely airCopy !req
898. it.Copy !req
899. We always air it.Copy !req
900. No matter what, we air it.Copy !req
901. That's how we do it, my friend.Copy !req
902. It just went so wrong...Copy !req
903. Good night, everybody!Copy !req
904. Thanks for joining us here onCopy !req
905. Family Fight!Copy !req
906. Take care.Copy !req
907. Why'd they have to air thatCopy !req
908. part?Copy !req
909. That was the end part.Copy !req
910. The best part.Copy !req
911. Yeah, they air the wholeCopy !req
912. show.Copy !req
913. This doesn't represent me,Copy !req
914. though.Copy !req
915. This doesn't represent me.Copy !req
916. That's not who I am.Copy !req
917. So just don't air it.Copy !req
918. It's the buzzer that was...Copy !req
919. That just doesn't represent me.Copy !req
920. So just don't air it!Copy !req