1. A tragic ferry accidentCopy !req
2. today— apparently a ferryCopy !req
3. rammed into the shoreline atCopy !req
4. full speed near a local powerCopy !req
5. plant there.Copy !req
6. There are multiple fatalitiesCopy !req
7. and injuries reported at this
hour.Copy !req
8. That's really
depressing, and how do you loseCopy !req
9. control of a ferry?
They're slow as shit.Copy !req
10. Guy must've been drunk.
Yeah.Copy !req
11. Hey-yo! Check out my
new threads.Copy !req
12. Picked them up at the airport.Copy !req
13. What were you doing
at the airport?Copy !req
14. I don't know, just farting
around.Copy !req
15. I found this shop full of this
stuff.Copy !req
16. Look at that!Copy !req
17. I got some for everybody.Copy !req
18. "Life is happy"?Copy !req
19. What the hell is that?Copy !req
20. Well, it's-it's clothing thatCopy !req
21. supports a positive message.Copy !req
22. I mean, you wear it and youCopy !req
23. celebrate that life is happy,
baby.Copy !req
24. In other news, a man is inCopy !req
25. custody for murder of a stateCopy !req
26. witness who was brutallyCopy !req
27. beheaded by an assailantCopy !req
28. wielding a stop sign.Copy !req
29. A man seeking justice isCopy !req
30. beheaded by a maniac with a stop
sign.Copy !req
31. You're right, Frank, life is
happy.Copy !req
32. The suspect in custody is aCopy !req
33. 59-year-old repeat felon by theCopy !req
34. name of Luther MacDonald.Copy !req
35. Holy shit— that's my dad!Copy !req
36. If convicted, MacDonald couldCopy !req
37. face the death penalty.Copy !req
38. Can you believe what they'reCopy !req
39. saying about my dad havingCopy !req
40. killed that guy?Copy !req
41. Yeah.Copy !req
42. Yeah, why-whyCopy !req
43. wouldn't I believe that?Copy !req
44. No way.Copy !req
45. This has got to be bullshit.Copy !req
46. He's innocent, and I'm not gonnaCopy !req
47. let the State kill him.Copy !req
48. I'm gonna save my dad's life.Copy !req
49. Thanks for coming with me,
man.Copy !req
50. Well, you're forcing me to.Copy !req
51. Yeah, well...Copy !req
52. So I'm here.Copy !req
53. Of course, of course.Copy !req
54. We got to show support for myCopy !req
55. dad, right?Copy !req
56. We got to let him know that weCopy !req
57. know he didn't do it.Copy !req
58. I know, but I believe that heCopy !req
59. did, so...Copy !req
60. Well, are you gonna be cool?Copy !req
61. I'll be cool, you know, asCopy !req
62. long as he doesn't ask us toCopy !req
63. shove heroin up our ass again,Copy !req
64. I'll-I'll be cool.Copy !req
65. He might and I might do it.Copy !req
66. Well, you would enjoy it moreCopy !req
67. than I would.Copy !req
68. Uh, here he comes.Copy !req
69. Oh, here he comes.Copy !req
70. Oh, Dad! He looks great, huh?Copy !req
71. Dad! Da-Dad! Hey! How are you?Copy !req
72. It's been so long! Look!Copy !req
73. I-I brought a picture of MomCopy !req
74. here just to make you feel moreCopy !req
75. at home.Copy !req
76. She looks good, right?Copy !req
77. And, uh, me— what about me?Copy !req
78. How do I look? Do I look cool?Copy !req
79. Give it a rest.Copy !req
80. Do I look cool?Copy !req
81. What do you want?Copy !req
82. Uh, we-we just wanted to comeCopy !req
83. by and tell you that we believeCopy !req
84. that there is no way that youCopy !req
85. did this.Copy !req
86. You didn't do it, right, Dad?Copy !req
87. No.Copy !req
88. Right. I knew it! I knew it!Copy !req
89. Another innocent man beingCopy !req
90. railroaded by the system!Copy !req
91. Besides, there's no way that youCopy !req
92. could've done this.Copy !req
93. You have a bad shoulder andCopy !req
94. that's why you could never haveCopy !req
95. a catch with me, remember?Copy !req
96. Right.Copy !req
97. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
98. Well, Charlie and I just want toCopy !req
99. let you know that we will notCopy !req
100. rest until you are proven
innocent.Copy !req
101. Look, I got a lawyerCopy !req
102. appointed to me.Copy !req
103. It'll be fine.Copy !req
104. No, uh, uh, sorry, uh, Mr.Copy !req
105. Mac, uh, you really don't wantCopy !req
106. to put your life in the hands ofCopy !req
107. a public defender.Copy !req
108. I mean, those guys are absolute
clowns.Copy !req
109. I tell you what— I'd beCopy !req
110. interested to take a look atCopy !req
111. your case, you know, if-if youCopy !req
112. want a little outside help.Copy !req
113. I specialize in bird law mostly,Copy !req
114. but I know my way...Copy !req
115. Stay out of this!Copy !req
116. Both of you!Copy !req
117. I do not want you stirringCopy !req
118. things up!Copy !req
119. You hear me?Copy !req
120. Yeah, I-I-I-I-I hear you,
Dad.Copy !req
121. Um, one last thing, though.Copy !req
122. I love you and I...Copy !req
123. Oh, I love you!Copy !req
124. I love you, Dad!Copy !req
125. I love you!Copy !req
126. He can't hear me because of
this...Copy !req
127. Uh, he definitely heard you.Copy !req
128. And the glass is too thick.Copy !req
129. I think there's something...Copy !req
130. something wrong with that.Copy !req
131. Yeah.Copy !req
132. Uh, all right.Copy !req
133. We're now being told theCopy !req
134. ferry captain was intentionallyCopy !req
135. trying to steer the ferry intoCopy !req
136. the nearby power plant.Copy !req
137. The captain has tested negativeCopy !req
138. for alcohol and drugs.Copy !req
139. The guy wasn't even drunk!Copy !req
140. This was a sober man purposelyCopy !req
141. steering a ship into a power
plant.Copy !req
142. Oh, God, the world is a veryCopy !req
143. depressing place.Copy !req
144. You guys are depressing.Copy !req
145. I'm trying to enjoy my coneCopy !req
146. over here.Copy !req
147. Turn that crap off!Copy !req
148. Yeah, baby!Copy !req
149. There they are! The usual
suspects!Copy !req
150. Pondy! Just the man I want to
see!Copy !req
151. Now, this man loves life!Copy !req
152. I'd love to get into some
shots.Copy !req
153. Line them up, Frankie!Copy !req
154. Line them up!Copy !req
155. Now we got some positiveCopy !req
156. vibes in here.Copy !req
157. You are his AA sponsor,
right?Copy !req
158. Never change, Dee.
I love it! Come on!Copy !req
159. Do a shot with me.
Come on— shot, shot, shot!Copy !req
160. I gotta say I feel like a
shot might make me feel better.Copy !req
161. I think I need to do a shot
at this point.Copy !req
162. All right, to the brim.
Let's go, Frank, all right.Copy !req
163. Yeah, you're looking prettyCopy !req
164. dapper there, Bill— you hittin'Copy !req
165. it hard, or what?Copy !req
166. I'm celebrating today, baby.Copy !req
167. What's the special occasion?Copy !req
168. I'm gonna kill myself.Copy !req
169. What?Copy !req
170. Yeah, no, no, I'm gonna drinkCopy !req
171. myself to death.Copy !req
172. Yeah, I botched it.Copy !req
173. Life, you know?Copy !req
174. Old B.P. had a good run, though,Copy !req
175. you know?Copy !req
176. It's like there's this tinyCopy !req
177. little soul man in my bodyCopy !req
178. driving me around.Copy !req
179. That little soul man's ready toCopy !req
180. power old Bill down and move onCopy !req
181. to the next party monster.Copy !req
182. Aw, come on, you guys own a bar,
right?Copy !req
183. You watch people slowly killCopy !req
184. themselves every day, am ICopy !req
185. right?Copy !req
186. Keep it open.Copy !req
187. Charlie, this is a huge waste
of time.Copy !req
188. No, no, no, no, this isCopy !req
189. standard procedure.Copy !req
190. They do this on every crime
show.Copy !req
191. You know, the murder police comeCopy !req
192. down to the scene of the crimeCopy !req
193. and they find some blue-collarCopy !req
194. guy and they talk to him whileCopy !req
195. he's working.Copy !req
196. Let's just talk to this guy overCopy !req
197. here— he could know something,
right?Copy !req
198. Why would he know anything?Copy !req
199. He's moving crates from one
place to...Copy !req
200. Will you just listen to me?
All right?Copy !req
201. Excuse me, sir, uh, do you work
here?Copy !req
202. Yeah.Copy !req
203. Please, don't stop your work.Copy !req
204. They never do on TV.Copy !req
205. Go ahead and place that bag
down.Copy !req
206. Uh, now, are you familiar withCopy !req
207. the beheading that took placeCopy !req
208. here last week?Copy !req
209. Are you a cop?Copy !req
210. No. But, uh, I do work on theCopy !req
211. behalf of the accused.Copy !req
212. I'm taking care of his interestsCopy !req
213. and whatnot.Copy !req
214. This is his son, uh, Ronald.Copy !req
215. You're Luther's kid?Copy !req
216. Yeah. That's right, bozo.Copy !req
217. And I'm willing to do whateverCopy !req
218. it takes to make sure he doesn'tCopy !req
219. get the death penalty, all
right?Copy !req
220. Is that a threat?Copy !req
221. Why don't you tell us what
you saw.Copy !req
222. I didn't see either of those
guys, okay?Copy !req
223. There was more than one guy?Copy !req
224. I said too much.
I don't want any trouble, okay?Copy !req
225. Well, then stop giving us
trouble, and tell us if thereCopy !req
226. was another guy.
My lips are sealed, guys.Copy !req
227. Then unseal them, or I'll
unseal them for you!Copy !req
228. Hey, hey, hey, what the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
229. You can't threaten this guy.Copy !req
230. Threaten? I wasn't threatening
him.Copy !req
231. How do you not know what a
threat sounds like?Copy !req
232. Oh, you mean the "lips"
thing?Copy !req
233. Yes, the "lips" thing.Copy !req
234. Charlie, he's got words inCopy !req
235. his lips— I needed to get them
out.Copy !req
236. I know the words are in his
lips— I saw them in there.Copy !req
237. Just let me... you know, let me
coax them out.Copy !req
238. Otherwise, you're gonna freak
the guy out, all right?Copy !req
239. Just let me handle it, okay?Copy !req
240. Sir, your lips are fine. I...Copy !req
241. Great.Copy !req
242. That happens to us way too much.Copy !req
243. Yeah.Copy !req
244. I mean, I don't really care
that much about Bill, I justCopy !req
245. don't want him dying in the bar.Copy !req
246. We've had too many deaths in
there already.Copy !req
247. We should probably try not to
have another one.Copy !req
248. We got to show Pondy life isCopy !req
249. worth living.Copy !req
250. Right. I'm not real excitedCopy !req
251. about Maureen being a part ofCopy !req
252. this, but yeah, we'll do it.Copy !req
253. Ah.
W...Copy !req
254. Hello, Dennis.Copy !req
255. Oh, God. Maureen, what'sCopy !req
256. going on with your face?Copy !req
257. What have you done?Copy !req
258. I've had a few surgicalCopy !req
259. procedures to enhance my natural
beauty.Copy !req
260. You look like a cat.Copy !req
261. Yes, exactly.Copy !req
262. Cats are beautiful.Copy !req
263. Where are your breasts?Copy !req
264. Oh, they're in my face.Copy !req
265. Great. Um, I don't reallyCopy !req
266. have time for this shit, so,Copy !req
267. have you gathered Bill's familyCopy !req
268. for us?Copy !req
269. Me-yes.Copy !req
270. You kids remember Uncle
Dennis?Copy !req
271. He came to talk to us about
something important.Copy !req
272. Go ahead, baby.Copy !req
273. Yeah. Uh... >> Are you two
getting back together?Copy !req
274. Oh, no.
I think so.Copy !req
275. Uh, no, never.
Uh, uh, okay.Copy !req
276. Um, listen, you guys, your dad—
he needs your help right now.Copy !req
277. He's in a pretty tough spot.
I don't call him "Dad."Copy !req
278. I call him Mr. ... Sucker,
'cause he sucks so many ...Copy !req
279. Weird.Copy !req
280. Uh, I'm not going to call himCopy !req
281. that, okay?Copy !req
282. I'll just refer to him asCopy !req
283. "Bill," I guess from now...Copy !req
284. Yeah.Copy !req
285. Okay, so, listen, here's the
thing.Copy !req
286. He is at our bar right nowCopy !req
287. drinking himself to death.Copy !req
288. Oh, that's fantastic.Copy !req
289. What? No, that's not
fantastic.Copy !req
290. The man's trying to kill
himself.Copy !req
291. If he dies, we get money.Copy !req
292. When I get my money, I want
to buy a new cell phone.Copy !req
293. I'm gonna a gun, because I'm
the man of the house.Copy !req
294. Oh, shit, no.
This kid should not have a...Copy !req
295. No.
No, no. Please.Copy !req
296. We're trying to show Bill that
life is worth living.Copy !req
297. Your dad loves you.Copy !req
298. No, he doesn't.
Oh.Copy !req
299. Yeah.
Has he not said it? BecauseCopy !req
300. I'm telling you, he just...
He does.Copy !req
301. No. He told me. He said, "I
do not love you. You're a punk."Copy !req
302. He called me too fat to be aCopy !req
303. slut, and tried to serve me anCopy !req
304. omelet with cocaine in it.Copy !req
305. Listen, guys, this is aboutCopy !req
306. forgiving Bill, your dad, okay?Copy !req
307. It's not about blaming him.Copy !req
308. No.Copy !req
309. Oh, I blame you, too.Copy !req
310. You and the other hookers heCopy !req
311. slept with.Copy !req
312. Hold on a second. I'm not...Copy !req
313. I'm not a hooker.Copy !req
314. I never have been.Copy !req
315. Nah.Copy !req
316. You're a hooker.Copy !req
317. You're a fat slut!Copy !req
318. Oh, oh. Oh, okay, all...Copy !req
319. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
320. And you... you ruined hisCopy !req
321. sister with the divorce, andCopy !req
322. look at her face.Copy !req
323. She looks like a cat.Copy !req
324. Cats are magical.Copy !req
325. I kind of like...Copy !req
326. I mean, maybe you could get someCopy !req
327. fur. Yeah.Copy !req
328. Oh, I like that idea.Copy !req
329. What are you talking? No!Copy !req
330. Do you think you could do a
tail?Copy !req
331. I don't see why I couldn't do
a tail.Copy !req
332. Don't-don't... No.
Yeah. You could go full catCopy !req
333. and start wearing humans on your
sweatshirt.Copy !req
334. No one is turning themselvesCopy !req
335. into a goddamn cat with myCopy !req
336. money! Can we focus here?Copy !req
337. Let-Let's... let's get back toCopy !req
338. showing Bill that life is happy.Copy !req
339. Bill's a lying, cheating,Copy !req
340. drug-addict piece of garbage,Copy !req
341. and we all hope he dies.Copy !req
342. Yeah.Copy !req
343. Hey, Dad, hey, um, so, I-ICopy !req
344. know you told us to stay out ofCopy !req
345. it, but, but we found out thatCopy !req
346. there was another guy.Copy !req
347. Also, we got a stop sign andCopy !req
348. recreated the murder, and thereCopy !req
349. was no way that you could haveCopy !req
350. swung that.Copy !req
351. Actually, I kind of jacked myCopy !req
352. shoulder up a little bit, too.Copy !req
353. Do you realize what you've
done?Copy !req
354. No. Yeah. No. I told him, Mr.
Mac.Copy !req
355. I said, "Hey, stealing a stop
sign— that's a felony," and asCopy !req
356. your counsel, I did advise
against it.Copy !req
357. I'm talking about you goingCopy !req
358. to the crime scene.Copy !req
359. Word's out my son isCopy !req
360. intimidating witnesses.Copy !req
361. Now, that makes me look like I'm
guilty.Copy !req
362. Oh.Copy !req
363. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
364. Your dad'd be a good lawyer.Copy !req
365. His idea.Copy !req
366. But, look, the point is, weCopy !req
367. found out that this other guy
exists.Copy !req
368. All we need to do is get hisCopy !req
369. name, and then I can rat on him.Copy !req
370. Do not be a rat!Copy !req
371. Stop... trying... to handle it,Copy !req
372. or I... am going to have toCopy !req
373. handle you, okay?Copy !req
374. Okay, Daddy.Copy !req
375. Oh.Copy !req
376. I love you, Dad.Copy !req
377. Oh, let it go. Let it go.Copy !req
378. Oh... it's just I thought
maybe...Copy !req
379. Yeah.Copy !req
380. It's not broken.Copy !req
381. No. Yeah, it's working fine,Copy !req
382. isn't it?Copy !req
383. No, it works.Copy !req
384. He seemed a little... he seemedCopy !req
385. a little upset.Copy !req
386. All right... plan "B" here.Copy !req
387. I got an idea.Copy !req
388. Why don't we check the guestCopy !req
389. record, right, because maybeCopy !req
390. that guy came to visit my dad?Copy !req
391. Oh, the other guy signed in?Copy !req
392. Yes.Copy !req
393. And, uh, that's a good point.Copy !req
394. Luther MacDonald visitedCopy !req
395. by... Bonnie Kelly?Copy !req
396. Holy shit!Copy !req
397. Well, that's the same name asCopy !req
398. my mom.Copy !req
399. It is your mom.Copy !req
400. Nah. I'm sure there's plentyCopy !req
401. of Bonnie Kellys.Copy !req
402. You know, they probably all signCopy !req
403. their name with those weird,Copy !req
404. squiggly lines, and...Copy !req
405. Cursive? Are-are you talkingCopy !req
406. about cursive, dude?Copy !req
407. Uh... cursing?Copy !req
408. Cursive. Everybody can
under...Copy !req
409. Okay, look, doesn't matter.Copy !req
410. We have to figure out why sheCopy !req
411. came to visit my dad.Copy !req
412. And why is she signing myCopy !req
413. mom's name?Copy !req
414. Goddamn it, goddamn it.Copy !req
415. Hey!Copy !req
416. Bill, we want to talk to you.Copy !req
417. Hey, you guys see this?Copy !req
418. It was another ferry that ranCopy !req
419. into the power plant.Copy !req
420. Copycat crime.Copy !req
421. Hilarious, right?Copy !req
422. No!Copy !req
423. No. There are black and whiteCopy !req
424. areas in life, Bill, and that'sCopy !req
425. a... that's a black area.Copy !req
426. Uh, look, turn it off.Copy !req
427. We want to focus on the positiveCopy !req
428. in life now, Pondy.Copy !req
429. Yeah, yeah, which is whyCopy !req
430. we're all wearing theseCopy !req
431. ill-fitting T-shirts.Copy !req
432. Yeah.Copy !req
433. Right.Copy !req
434. Okay, we want to show youCopy !req
435. some reasons why life is worth
living.Copy !req
436. Yeah.
And, Dennis, you're up.Copy !req
437. Okay, so, uh, I like a good
mani-pedi.Copy !req
438. Uh.Copy !req
439. Yeah, I like... I like aCopy !req
440. good, healthy nail. I love one.Copy !req
441. You know, you get your... youCopy !req
442. get your nail beds clean, youCopy !req
443. get your cuticles pushed back,
right?Copy !req
444. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. That's great.Copy !req
445. You get your hangnails all
trimmed up... by one of thoseCopy !req
446. nice ladies over there.Copy !req
447. You know, a lot of those areCopy !req
448. sex workers.Copy !req
449. Yeah, the gals at the nail salonCopy !req
450. there— yeah, they're
prostitutes.Copy !req
451. They're trafficked in.Copy !req
452. Usually in shipping containers.Copy !req
453. I mean, they're, like, crammedCopy !req
454. in there, you know, like-likeCopy !req
455. sardines, shipped with sardines
sometimes.Copy !req
456. Oh.Copy !req
457. It's ugly, but the point is,Copy !req
458. those ladies doing your nailsCopy !req
459. probably tugged a guy off rightCopy !req
460. before you.Copy !req
461. They ship 'em in in shipping
containers?Copy !req
462. That's depressing as hell.Copy !req
463. Uh, uh...Copy !req
464. Goddamn!Copy !req
465. All right, Dee?Copy !req
466. Me?Copy !req
467. You, you're up, yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
468. Yeah. Hey, Bill, you know,Copy !req
469. for me, uh, really it's just theCopy !req
470. simple things that I like in myCopy !req
471. life, like a moonlight walk orCopy !req
472. a-a cozy, warm nap.Copy !req
473. Or a delicious, ripe piece ofCopy !req
474. fruit, you know?Copy !req
475. Oh.Copy !req
476. Mmm.Copy !req
477. The, uh, sex workers useCopy !req
478. fruit during the act.Copy !req
479. What?Copy !req
480. Yeah. Yeah, well, the citrusCopy !req
481. masks the taste of a dirty
penis.Copy !req
482. In fact, 95% of fruit hasCopy !req
483. usually been in someone'sCopy !req
484. orifice before it even reachesCopy !req
485. the market.Copy !req
486. Okay. Okay, I'm done.Copy !req
487. He's ruined fruit for me, so I'm
done.Copy !req
488. You've made fruit depressing.Copy !req
489. All right, well, I got this.Copy !req
490. Okay, all right, what makes meCopy !req
491. happy is, like, you know, atCopy !req
492. night, a ride around town in aCopy !req
493. limousine, partying, having aCopy !req
494. good time.Copy !req
495. When I'm on my way home, I'llCopy !req
496. pass a bum.Copy !req
497. I take a balloon with someCopy !req
498. champagne in it, lob it out andCopy !req
499. bean him.Copy !req
500. He only gets a little bit in his
mouth.Copy !req
501. He doesn't get the whole thing.
Right.Copy !req
502. Not even a full sip of it.
And you say, "Hey, how do youCopy !req
503. like a taste of the good life,
you sack of shit?"Copy !req
504. Hey, that's a...Copy !req
505. God, that is awful!Copy !req
506. That is a horrible thing to doCopy !req
507. to another human being!Copy !req
508. Goddamn you!Copy !req
509. Hey, get over here, Frank.
Get over here.Copy !req
510. Well...
Okay, that's it, I'm done.Copy !req
511. All right, this is depressing
as shit.Copy !req
512. I'm not doing this anymore.Copy !req
513. In fact, I'm starting to thinkCopy !req
514. that his family was right.Copy !req
515. You guys, what if we took out aCopy !req
516. life insurance policy on the
guy?Copy !req
517. I mean, if he's gonna do itCopy !req
518. anyway, we might as well make aCopy !req
519. little money off of it.Copy !req
520. Hmm, that's dark.Copy !req
521. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
522. But can you take a lifeCopy !req
523. insurance policy out on anybody?Copy !req
524. Does it work that way?Copy !req
525. Mm, it's a gray area, but ICopy !req
526. think I got a guy, I could twistCopy !req
527. his arm, we could get one.Copy !req
528. Okay, I say we embrace theCopy !req
529. gray area of life, okay, becauseCopy !req
530. what we're doing is not working.Copy !req
531. What, the State can murderCopy !req
532. somebody without them evenCopy !req
533. wanting to die but a grown manCopy !req
534. can't kill himself if he wants
to?Copy !req
535. A man should be able to endCopy !req
536. his life if he wants...Copy !req
537. He's a grown American man.Copy !req
538. We're American.Copy !req
539. Aw, to hell with him.Copy !req
540. We tried. I give up.Copy !req
541. Great, Frank.Copy !req
542. Glad you're on our side.Copy !req
543. You're a terrible sponsor, byCopy !req
544. the way.Copy !req
545. Yeah.Copy !req
546. Okay, so why were youCopy !req
547. visiting Luther, Mom?Copy !req
548. I went to go...Copy !req
549. She don't know nothin' about
nothin'.Copy !req
550. Look, we know there wasCopy !req
551. another guy in on this, all
right?Copy !req
552. So, come on, anything you canCopy !req
553. give us.Copy !req
554. He was staying here for a few
months.Copy !req
555. He was here for a few months?Copy !req
556. Mom, why wouldn't you tell me
that?Copy !req
557. Mm.Copy !req
558. Okay, well-well, was he hereCopy !req
559. on the night of the murder?Copy !req
560. Uh, no.Copy !req
561. Mom, don't lie, okay?Copy !req
562. Okay, yes.Copy !req
563. Quiet, Bonnie.Copy !req
564. No, no.Copy !req
565. Mom, if you know something,Copy !req
566. you got to tell me.Copy !req
567. I can't lie to my Charlie.Copy !req
568. Good! Tell me everything.Copy !req
569. Okay. They were both here.Copy !req
570. They were both inside me.Copy !req
571. Eduardo was in my mouth, andCopy !req
572. Luther was in my butt.Copy !req
573. Oh, my God, no, don't tell me
everything.Copy !req
574. What? No! What?Copy !req
575. Damn it, Bonnie.Copy !req
576. Eduardo who?Copy !req
577. Sanchez.Copy !req
578. Holy shit. Tell us more.Copy !req
579. Then Luther went in Eduardo'sCopy !req
580. butt for a while.Copy !req
581. Tell us less. Tell us less.Copy !req
582. Then they both "completed" onCopy !req
583. each other.Copy !req
584. I-I was left out of the finale.Copy !req
585. And then Eduardo went out andCopy !req
586. then he killed somebody andCopy !req
587. then... th... Well, that's all I
know.Copy !req
588. Jesus goddamn Christ, Mom.
If you know that, just say that.Copy !req
589. Don't tell me the whole thing
about banging every single guyCopy !req
590. that comes in the house.
If you just know about-about theCopy !req
591. murder, just say the murder
part! Oh, my God!Copy !req
592. Oh, my God, this is crazy.
You guys know what this means?Copy !req
593. That my father was trying to
establish dominance, and that'sCopy !req
594. the only reason he was in his
butt or...Copy !req
595. What are you tal... Why are
you focused on that?Copy !req
596. Well, it's about power.
We have our guy now.Copy !req
597. I feel like we should makeCopy !req
598. that known, that it's
about power, okay?Copy !req
599. Let's not make any of it
known.Copy !req
600. We got to go to the police.Copy !req
601. Don't be a rat.Copy !req
602. All right, look, Mrs. Mac,Copy !req
603. we're not gonna rat, all right?Copy !req
604. We're gonna figure somethingCopy !req
605. else out.Copy !req
606. Good?Copy !req
607. Mm.Copy !req
608. Okay, you're off words again.Copy !req
609. Great. Uh, and, Mom, don't bangCopy !req
610. every guy that comes into the
house.Copy !req
611. How 'bout that?Copy !req
612. Okay, I won't, sweetie.Copy !req
613. Okay.Copy !req
614. It is my gift to you. >> This
is... this is great. Thank you.Copy !req
615. Guys, guys, guys, we've had aCopy !req
616. major break in my dad's case.Copy !req
617. What's Ponderosa doing here?
Oh, he's, uh, gonna drinkCopy !req
618. himself to death, so we took out
a life insurance policy on him.Copy !req
619. Oh, cool, yeah.
Pretty dark, though, right?Copy !req
620. We've been over this.
We've justified this already.Copy !req
621. Don't worry about it. We're
okay with it. >> Fair enough.Copy !req
622. Uh, turns out that Mac's dad
didn't kill the guy.Copy !req
623. No, there was another man in on
this.Copy !req
624. Yeah, it's gonna look reallyCopy !req
625. bad if I rat on this man EduardoCopy !req
626. Sanchez, so I can't say his
name.Copy !req
627. Uh... >> You just did.
You just ratted him out.Copy !req
628. You said his name.
By the way, another guy beingCopy !req
629. there doesn't mean that your dad
didn't do it.Copy !req
630. He might've done it with the
other guy.Copy !req
631. Oh, no, uh, my dadCopy !req
632. established dominance over this
man.Copy !req
633. All right, well, let's not...Copy !req
634. Oh, what-what does that mean?
What's this?Copy !req
635. Uh, there's some weird prison
sex going on.Copy !req
636. He may or may not have been a
power bottom.Copy !req
637. The bottom line is he talkedCopy !req
638. his lover into doing the murder
for him.Copy !req
639. Not his lover, his prison
bitch.Copy !req
640. Hey, what if I confess? Hmm?Copy !req
641. What?Copy !req
642. Yeah, I could take my ownCopy !req
643. life while saving your dad's.Copy !req
644. Everybody wins.Copy !req
645. Well, yeah, except everyoneCopy !req
646. would think that you decapitatedCopy !req
647. a man with a stop sign.Copy !req
648. Ooh, even better.Copy !req
649. Oh, that'll really embarrass the
wife.Copy !req
650. Okay, I like where this isCopy !req
651. going, but I got to bringCopy !req
652. something up here.Copy !req
653. Um, if you were to do that— andCopy !req
654. I don't want to be crass or, youCopy !req
655. know— but how would thatCopy !req
656. affect, uh, the...Copy !req
657. Oh, we still get the money.Copy !req
658. Yeah?Copy !req
659. I bought the most expensiveCopy !req
660. policy I could.Copy !req
661. Great.Copy !req
662. Let's go confess, baby!Copy !req
663. Yeah.Copy !req
664. I can't... I'm sorry.Copy !req
665. I just... I don't get how it'sCopy !req
666. dominant if they finished onCopy !req
667. each other.Copy !req
668. How is that dominant?Copy !req
669. It's dominant because heCopy !req
670. finished first.Copy !req
671. Then he allowed Eduardo to
finish.Copy !req
672. No, you're making that up.Copy !req
673. You don't know that.Copy !req
674. Oh, oh, there's Bill.Copy !req
675. Oh, hey.Copy !req
676. Well, I did it. I confessed.Copy !req
677. Why aren't you in handcuffs
then?Copy !req
678. Weirdest thing, I'm sittingCopy !req
679. in the interrogation room, youCopy !req
680. know, sobering up a little bit,Copy !req
681. looking at myself in the two-wayCopy !req
682. mirror and I kept reading this
shirt.Copy !req
683. Yeah. Yeah, I started thinking,Copy !req
684. "You know what, life is happy.Copy !req
685. I want to live!"Copy !req
686. Well, then what did youCopy !req
687. confess about?Copy !req
688. Eduardo Sanchez.Copy !req
689. That guy you were talking about?Copy !req
690. Turns out he's some big gangCopy !req
691. member that they've been afterCopy !req
692. for years.Copy !req
693. Yeah, your dad's innocent.Copy !req
694. Holy shit, my dad's gonna get
off.Copy !req
695. That means I'm a hero!Copy !req
696. I did it!Copy !req
697. Dad, Dad, we did it.Copy !req
698. We did it.Copy !req
699. Yeah, we did it!Copy !req
700. They're gonna nail this EduardoCopy !req
701. Sanchez guy and you're gonnaCopy !req
702. walk free.Copy !req
703. I saved you.Copy !req
704. Saved me?Copy !req
705. Yeah.Copy !req
706. You buried me.Copy !req
707. Now everyone in here thinks I'mCopy !req
708. a rat.Copy !req
709. They're gonna kill me in here.Copy !req
710. Because of you.Copy !req
711. I'm-I'm sorry.Copy !req
712. I still love you.Copy !req
713. I don't.Copy !req
714. He definitely heard you.Copy !req
715. You know, he can... he can hear
you.Copy !req
716. He didn't mean that, though.
He was just upset.Copy !req