1. That's what's
good about a beer.Copy !req
2. Yeah, it's good.Copy !req
3. It just keeps cycling
through you...Copy !req
4. Guys, guys, guys, guys!
We got news.Copy !req
5. We've got terrible news.
Yeah.Copy !req
6. What do you got?
Okay, you know that ChineseCopy !req
7. fish factory across the street?
The one with the horrible smell?Copy !req
8. Ugh.
Yeah.Copy !req
9. Yeah. Of course.
Disgusting.Copy !req
10. Been there forever?
They've installed securityCopy !req
11. cameras pointed directly at
Paddy's.Copy !req
12. Yeah.
What?Copy !req
13. They're pointing them at us?
Yes.Copy !req
14. They can't do that.
That's bullshit!Copy !req
15. What, are they spying on us?
Yes, dude, I think they'reCopy !req
16. spying on us, and you know what
else?Copy !req
17. They bought the building nextCopy !req
18. door and they are expanding
like crazy.Copy !req
19. I'm telling you, it is only aCopy !req
20. matter of time before the
Chinese take us over.Copy !req
21. Oh, they've always been very
secretive for a fish factory.Copy !req
22. And do you ever feel like
maybe they're using that fishCopy !req
23. smell to cover up, like, maybe
some other mysterious smell?Copy !req
24. Mmm. >> It is an incredibly
strong smell.Copy !req
25. It's turned me off of fish.
Me, too!Copy !req
26. That's so bad.
Oh, I'm off of fish.Copy !req
27. And I used to eat so much
fish, guys, I mean...Copy !req
28. I love fish.
'Cause fish has all theCopy !req
29. good fatty acids, right?
A good fish, a solid fish?Copy !req
30. Protein, omega numbers...Copy !req
31. So many omegas— threes,
fours and fives.Copy !req
32. Melts in your mouth.Copy !req
33. You get to eat all your
scales.Copy !req
34. Don't eat the scales.
No, you don't eat the scales.Copy !req
35. You know, you don't getCopy !req
36. scales unless it's a fish or a
reptile.Copy !req
37. You got to get them...
Don't eat reptiles.Copy !req
38. Yeah, not eating all
reptiles, just the good ones.Copy !req
39. Okay, guys, we got a plan.
Dee, come with us.Copy !req
40. Yeah. >> You're gonna help us
gather intel.Copy !req
41. Okay.
Let's do it, come on.Copy !req
42. There she goes.
Let's go.Copy !req
43. All right, and then, uh, what
do Frank and I do?Copy !req
44. Well, you guys just hang
back, uh, do your thing.Copy !req
45. Don't eat reptiles and just hang
out.Copy !req
46. What? >> What, you're going
with Dee over us?Copy !req
47. Right.
Yeah.Copy !req
48. I-Is this 'cause you guys
have been living at her placeCopy !req
49. ever since your fire?
You know what I mean?Copy !req
50. I feel like you burn your place
down, you move into Dee's, andCopy !req
51. now you're, like, getting all
buddy-buddy...Copy !req
52. Yeah. Yeah, chummy-chummy.
Yeah, I-I guess so.Copy !req
53. You know, if you need.
That's crazy!Copy !req
54. Dee over us?
I mean, you can't count on her.Copy !req
55. You're completely unreliable,
Dee, really.Copy !req
56. You're, like, all gangly and
uncoordinated.Copy !req
57. And she's constantly gonna
back-sass you.Copy !req
58. Oh, she'll argue with
everything you say.Copy !req
59. You know, it's bullshit.
No, you know what's bullshit?Copy !req
60. Me getting boxed out all the
time.Copy !req
61. And these guys have finally
realized, by living with me,Copy !req
62. that old Dee is pretty coolCopy !req
63. after all, and pretty funny,
too.Copy !req
64. So maybe I shouldn't be the butt
of everybody's jokes anymore.Copy !req
65. Let's... let's not get crazy,
Dee.Copy !req
66. Yeah, you're always gonna be
the butt of our jokes.Copy !req
67. Whatever, let's roll.Copy !req
68. Yeah, we're still gonna make
jokes at your expense.Copy !req
69. That's okay, let's go.
All right.Copy !req
70. Yeah, uh... just hang.
Uh, we're good.Copy !req
71. Huh?
What the hell was that?Copy !req
72. Something stinks here,Copy !req
73. Charlie, and it ain't just the
fish.Copy !req
74. Dude, the other day, I wasCopy !req
75. trying to get in the back
office...Copy !req
76. Yeah?
Dennis had the door locked.Copy !req
77. Mac locked the door, too!
What is that?Copy !req
78. Who locks the office door?
I feel like they're alwaysCopy !req
79. sneaking around now, and they're
all, like, nervous.Copy !req
80. Something big is definitely
going down.Copy !req
81. I got a plan. You know what?Copy !req
82. How about you and I spy on that
Chinese factory?Copy !req
83. Yeah, but, Charlie, I trustCopy !req
84. the Chinese as far as I could
throw their factory.Copy !req
85. Mm-hmm.
But the real threat isn'tCopy !req
86. abroad, Charlie; it's right here
at home.Copy !req
87. We got to spy on Mac and Dennis.Copy !req
88. Oh, God, that smell!
Whew!Copy !req
89. The air quality in here is
terrible!Copy !req
90. How do these people survive in
this?Copy !req
91. Oof.
Well, you know the Chinese.Copy !req
92. It's like, business first,
breathing second, goddamn it!Copy !req
93. At least we know that it's a
real fish factory, not some sortCopy !req
94. of a front for something.
Well...Copy !req
95. Well, Dee, we don't know that
for sure, okay?Copy !req
96. And that's why you got to get a
job here.Copy !req
97. I got to get a job here?
What am I looking for?Copy !req
98. Shady practices, you know?Copy !req
99. Sketchy dealings. Schematics.Copy !req
100. Uh, human rights violations,
anything, Dee.Copy !req
101. Just-just, you know, gather
intel.Copy !req
102. Okay.
What are you guys gonna do?Copy !req
103. Dee, you're on a need-to-know
basis here, okay?Copy !req
104. There's a chain of command here,
okay?Copy !req
105. You're at the very bottom.
You're way down.Copy !req
106. Yeah.
Well, at least tell me whatCopy !req
107. the whole plan is.
Dee, the one time we bringCopy !req
108. you in on a thing instead of
Charlie and all we get isCopy !req
109. back-sass and questions?Copy !req
110. Do you want to be on the team or
not? >> Yeah.Copy !req
111. Yeah, I want to be part of the
team, okay?Copy !req
112. Yes, sorry.Copy !req
113. So how do I gather the intel?Copy !req
114. Oh, Jesus Chri...
Talk to people.Copy !req
115. I don't know, flirt with the
manager.Copy !req
116. He'll love how "pretty" and
"blonde" you are.Copy !req
117. Don't do that. I'm blonde.Copy !req
118. Look, my mind goes to that
office up there, you know?Copy !req
119. What kind of shady shit's going
on in there?Copy !req
120. And now I'm doing your job for
you.Copy !req
121. You know what, let's just go get
Charlie, 'cause I don't want toCopy !req
122. hold her hand through the whole
process.Copy !req
123. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No Charlie. No Charlie, okay?Copy !req
124. I got this, you guys, I got
this.Copy !req
125. Don't worry about me, I got
this.Copy !req
126. Okay, we need you, Dee. Go.
Go.Copy !req
127. Go.Copy !req
128. It sucks not having our own
apartment.Copy !req
129. We got to get back in there,
dude.Copy !req
130. I know. I hate Dee.
Dennis, I hate her.Copy !req
131. I know, I know, but at leastCopy !req
132. we got her out of our hair for a
little while.Copy !req
133. Yeah.
We can finally do our plan.Copy !req
134. Yes, okay.Copy !req
135. Oh, goddamn it.
What is that?Copy !req
136. Goddamn it! All right, look.Copy !req
137. Let's just deal with it, andCopy !req
138. then we can get back to
business.Copy !req
139. Yeah, okay.
All right, all right.Copy !req
140. I'm coming!Copy !req
141. I'm coming, Jesus Christ... oh.
Hey, guys.Copy !req
142. What do you want, Charlie?
We're busy.Copy !req
143. I wanted to apologize about,
um, snapping earlier today withCopy !req
144. words at you guys, and then I
came here to make an apology...Copy !req
145. apology words.
What's he talking about?Copy !req
146. I-I don't know.
I don't remember.Copy !req
147. Okay, thank you.
Well, hang on!Copy !req
148. Hang on a second.Copy !req
149. I got you guys a flower
arrangement for you.Copy !req
150. Great. Thanks.
Give it to him.Copy !req
151. You can't just have it.
There's a plan.Copy !req
152. I have to come in and give it to
you.Copy !req
153. And put it down.
All right, fine.Copy !req
154. Come in, put them down and then
go.Copy !req
155. Okay, and I'm in.
He's in.Copy !req
156. Okay. Uh...Copy !req
157. Put the vase close to them,
so we can see them.Copy !req
158. Right. Okay... and good.Copy !req
159. And where are you guys spending
the most of your time?Copy !req
160. It's a very small apartment.
We're all over the place.Copy !req
161. Just put them anywhere.Copy !req
162. And I'll put them down right
here, then.Copy !req
163. No. No good, move them.Copy !req
164. Can't put them here, though.Copy !req
165. Where can I put them?Copy !req
166. Dude, any... put them in the
trash, for all we care.Copy !req
167. I don't... >> Putting them a
little further back, so...Copy !req
168. Yeah, that's good.Copy !req
169. And right about here.Copy !req
170. Uh, great, we don't care.Copy !req
171. It's fine.Copy !req
172. No, to the left.Copy !req
173. To the left, you say?Copy !req
174. Didn't say that.Copy !req
175. Don't talk out loud to me.Copy !req
176. Roger that.Copy !req
177. Who's Roger?
Who's Roger?Copy !req
178. Just... thinking about legally
changing my name to Roger.Copy !req
179. What's wrong with your ear,
dude?Copy !req
180. S... spider crawled up in my
ear.Copy !req
181. It was living there.Copy !req
182. Right.Copy !req
183. Sends its thoughts to me.Copy !req
184. Is it telling you to leave?Copy !req
185. Spider, can I leave?Copy !req
186. To the left.Copy !req
187. Right there, that's good.Copy !req
188. Now get out of there.Copy !req
189. Okay.Copy !req
190. Oh, Jesus Chr...Copy !req
191. Let's get back to business,
please.Copy !req
192. Yeah, come on.Copy !req
193. I was doing a little researchCopy !req
194. earlier, and I stumbled upon
something huge.Copy !req
195. Hey, man.Copy !req
196. Can you hear and see everything?Copy !req
197. They're talking about
research.Copy !req
198. Research, huh?Copy !req
199. It is everything that we've
been looking for.Copy !req
200. Dude, it's gonna save us so much
time.Copy !req
201. It is a game-changer.Copy !req
202. Check this out.Copy !req
203. Oh, my God.
Yeah.Copy !req
204. There's so much potential
here!Copy !req
205. What is it?
This is great!Copy !req
206. I can't see.
Yeah, shit.Copy !req
207. So, listen, do me a favor.Copy !req
208. Give me a little bit of time
with this, okay?Copy !req
209. Let me dig in to this a littleCopy !req
210. bit, see what the potential
really is.Copy !req
211. Yeah, I'll give you some
space. Okay.Copy !req
212. Yeah. Oh, oh, wait, Mac.Copy !req
213. Yeah?Copy !req
214. One more thing.Copy !req
215. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
216. Throw those goddamn flowers
in the trash.Copy !req
217. Yeah. Right.Copy !req
218. Pieces of shit.Copy !req
219. Goddamn it!
Son of a bitch.Copy !req
220. We got to get our hands on
that laptop!Copy !req
221. Right.Copy !req
222. Name's Dee.
I'm new around here.Copy !req
223. So, what's the deal with these
masks, huh?Copy !req
224. Are they gonna protect you from
the fish or protect the fishCopy !req
225. from you— am I right?Copy !req
226. No. I didn't get that.Copy !req
227. You chop fish, pull gut!Copy !req
228. "Pull gut." Totally, yeah.Copy !req
229. Listen, I'm gonna pop this off
'cause it's not protecting meCopy !req
230. from the smell, so I'm not
really sure what the point is.Copy !req
231. Hey.Copy !req
232. Give me the skinny.Copy !req
233. Are you guys up to anythingCopy !req
234. non-fish related around here
or...?Copy !req
235. Seriously?Copy !req
236. All right, goddamn it.Copy !req
237. You are of no use to me.Copy !req
238. Oh, here we go.Copy !req
239. Uh, excuse me. Hello.Copy !req
240. Hi. Um...Copy !req
241. Uh, my name's Dee and I'm new
around here, and I just wouldCopy !req
242. love to chat with you sometime
in private, you know?Copy !req
243. Maybe up in your secret private
office up there?Copy !req
244. I need you to chop fish and
pull the gut.Copy !req
245. Yeah. No, I get it.Copy !req
246. I-I get that you're a chop fish,
pull gut factory.Copy !req
247. Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Don't go anywhere. Hi.Copy !req
248. Um, uh, how about this, huh?Copy !req
249. Uh-oh. What do you see, huh?Copy !req
250. American girl, blue eyes, blonde
hair...Copy !req
251. It got me! It got me good!Copy !req
252. Aah! It got in my mouth!Copy !req
253. It's getting in...Copy !req
254. Hi.
Hey, guys.Copy !req
255. What are you doing, dude?
You texted us 911.Copy !req
256. What's the emergency?
Yeah.Copy !req
257. Oh, yeah, uh, well, our
friendship's in danger, so...Copy !req
258. I stole Frank's credit card.Copy !req
259. You guys want to have lunch?
You got Frank's card?Copy !req
260. I got the card.
I'm annoyed, but I could eat.Copy !req
261. All right, let's go.
Yeah, to be honest with you,Copy !req
262. my taste for fish is returning.Copy !req
263. Yeah, I've been thinking
about it all day.Copy !req
264. My taste for fish is slowly
returning, too. Yeah.Copy !req
265. And Guigino's does have the best
fish. Very well!Copy !req
266. All right, you know, maybe,Copy !req
267. uh... maybe just order a couple
apps though.Copy !req
268. I think Frank would prefer that.
You know, that's...Copy !req
269. Who cares what Frank prefers?Copy !req
270. We're buying this food with his
stolen credit card.Copy !req
271. And I'm gonna pretend I
didn't hear that.Copy !req
272. Uh, welcome back, gentlemen.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
273. Do I know you, pal?Copy !req
274. I've never seen this man
before in my life.Copy !req
275. I waited on you before.
You tied my shoelaces together.Copy !req
276. I fell down.
I'm getting nothing.Copy !req
277. I'm drawing a blank on this guy.Copy !req
278. Yeah, yeah, that means
nothing to me.Copy !req
279. What are you saying?
A scalding hot plate ofCopy !req
280. spaghetti fell into my face?
I'm to remember every manCopy !req
281. I've seen fall into a plate of
spaghetti?Copy !req
282. Never mind.
Uh, can I get your order?Copy !req
283. Get me the snapper, bozo.
Snapper fish for the man.Copy !req
284. Actually, our fish supplier
had an incident at theirCopy !req
285. facility, so we are limited on
fish.Copy !req
286. Market price is quite high
today.Copy !req
287. Do you have the snapper
or not?Copy !req
288. Yeah, uh, we do.
But it's $44.Copy !req
289. Ooh. Oh, my God. All right.
Well, then, let's do someCopy !req
290. cheaper chicken or, uh...
Well, no. I'm in a fish moodCopy !req
291. now. Fish has been established.Copy !req
292. It was established,
wasn't it?Copy !req
293. Yeah, it was.
So three snappers.Copy !req
294. Yeah, why are we talking
about it so much?Copy !req
295. Get the goddamn snappers!
Okay... oh...Copy !req
296. Get the snapper!
Jesus Christ.Copy !req
297. Who is that guy?
Guigino's is slipping.Copy !req
298. It's slipping.
It is, they are slipping.Copy !req
299. They do have great fish, though.Copy !req
300. So, what's going on with our
friendship?Copy !req
301. Yeah.Copy !req
302. Okay.Copy !req
303. Ha!Copy !req
304. Charlie, I'm in.Copy !req
305. How you doing? You having lunch?Copy !req
306. Keeping them busy?Copy !req
307. Uh, yeah, but slight hitch,
though.Copy !req
308. The snapper is, uh, $44.Copy !req
309. What?Copy !req
310. No, no, no, no $44!Copy !req
311. Get them appetizers.Copy !req
312. I know, but, like, they want
fish and I kind of want fish,Copy !req
313. too, and the waiter said it's
the market price, so...Copy !req
314. All right. Wait, I got the
laptop.Copy !req
315. Let me go to the search history.Copy !req
316. Holy shit!Copy !req
317. Damn it!Copy !req
318. Sweeping up fish guts with a
broom!Copy !req
319. Got to be some kind of workers'
rights violation.Copy !req
320. What are you...? Aah!Copy !req
321. You idiot! What are you picking
it up with your hands?Copy !req
322. Uh, hell no, lady, no.Copy !req
323. Uh, look, I realize this might
all be moon talk to you, but I'mCopy !req
324. not touching fish guts with my
hands, okay?Copy !req
325. You know what we could do?
Yeah, let's just disperse it.Copy !req
326. You know what I mean?Copy !req
327. Just send it all over the place!Copy !req
328. Nobody will know.
Just kind of...Copy !req
329. Oh...Copy !req
330. Yeah, it's so crazy.Copy !req
331. I saw that.Copy !req
332. Hey, Frank.
Sweet hat and jacket.Copy !req
333. Don't.. Charlie, don't
sit there.Copy !req
334. Huh?
Sit back there.Copy !req
335. We got to be smart about this.
Yeah, all right.Copy !req
336. Why didn't we just meet back at
the apartment then?Copy !req
337. That would've been better.Copy !req
338. Because you got me thinking
about fish.Copy !req
339. Oh, right, nice. Yeah.
Get the snapper. It's delicious.Copy !req
340. Mmm.
Hi. How can I help you?Copy !req
341. Oh, perfect.
You're here now, too.Copy !req
342. You're talking to me like you
know me.Copy !req
343. Have we ever met?
Let's just move past thisCopy !req
344. part. What can I get you?
I'm gonna have the snapper.Copy !req
345. And I'm gonna buy one for theCopy !req
346. strange man behind me who I've
never met.Copy !req
347. Gentlemen, I hate to inform
you two... strangers here thatCopy !req
348. we are out of snapper.Copy !req
349. We had some issues with our
local supplier, so we areCopy !req
350. completely out of fish today.Copy !req
351. How do you not have fish?Copy !req
352. It says "Fresh fish daily" on
the menu.Copy !req
353. Well, I just explained it.
I went step by step.Copy !req
354. But how come you don't have
it? It's on the menu!Copy !req
355. For the reasons I said.
You have no snapper?Copy !req
356. There's a sequence of
events...Copy !req
357. It says right here snapper...Copy !req
358. Do you have fish or do you
not have fish?Copy !req
359. Can I get you a non-fish
entree?Copy !req
360. You can get lost.
With pleasure.Copy !req
361. All right, so...
what did you find out?Copy !req
362. I think I know what those
guys are up to.Copy !req
363. Can I just sit over there?
'Cause I feel like the cover'sCopy !req
364. blown now, and now I have to go
like...Copy !req
365. All right, sit over here.
You know what I mean?Copy !req
366. I think I know what they're
up to.Copy !req
367. Okay, what?
I think Mac and Dennis areCopy !req
368. going into business with the
Chinese guys across the street.Copy !req
369. What?Copy !req
370. They're gonna open up some
kind of pastry factory!Copy !req
371. What? What makes you think
that?Copy !req
372. I saw it on their search
history.Copy !req
373. Only two words came up.Copy !req
374. "Asians..."Copy !req
375. and "cream pies."Copy !req
376. Oh, shit.Copy !req
377. They're gonna turn Paddy'sCopy !req
378. into some kind of Asian cream
pie factory!Copy !req
379. Those bastards!
Yeah!Copy !req
380. Oh, my God!
Sons of bitches!Copy !req
381. So, what are we gonna do?Copy !req
382. We got to beat them at their
own game.Copy !req
383. Okay, the Chinese want cream
pies, they'll get cream pies.Copy !req
384. But only, they're not gonna get
them from those bozos.Copy !req
385. They're gonna be getting their
cream pies from us.Copy !req
386. Can I go now?
Because I feel like you had aCopy !req
387. really long session last time.
I did, yeah, I went on for aCopy !req
388. long, long time, but that's how
much it takes, all right?Copy !req
389. I'm trying to build up to
something, to-to a majorCopy !req
390. finish, you know?
And-and I didn't get to becauseCopy !req
391. Charlie interrupted us with his
goddamn emergency lunch.Copy !req
392. What are you doing?
I really don't want to stumbleCopy !req
393. across whatever it is that
you're stumbling across.Copy !req
394. Let me finish.
Wait, no, this... we got aCopy !req
395. problem here.
What?Copy !req
396. The Internet's not working.
What?Copy !req
397. No... No!Copy !req
398. Come on!Copy !req
399. Oh, son of a bitch.
What is it, Charlie?Copy !req
400. We're in the middle of a crisis.Copy !req
401. Trouble getting online?Copy !req
402. Yeah, how did you know that?Copy !req
403. We need to talk.Copy !req
404. Hi, how can I help...
Oh, you're back.Copy !req
405. Why do you look familiar to
me?Copy !req
406. I'm the waiter you didn't tip
earlier.Copy !req
407. Yeah, well, you're not gonnaCopy !req
408. get tipped again with that
attitude.Copy !req
409. We'll take the snapper.
Uh, this guy, too.Copy !req
410. He's-he's with us.
Well, as I told thisCopy !req
411. gentleman only moments ago, we
are out of fish today.Copy !req
412. We came to Guigino's for the
fish.Copy !req
413. It says "Fresh fish daily."
Uh, you know what, Dennis?Copy !req
414. I'll have a plate of piping hot
spaghetti instead.Copy !req
415. Extra sauce.Copy !req
416. All right. You know what?
That sounds good.Copy !req
417. I'll-I'll take spaghetti, too.
Nice and sloppy.Copy !req
418. So you do remember me.Copy !req
419. We're busy! Okay?
Can we get spaghetti?Copy !req
420. He wants spaghetti.
I want spaghetti, too, please.Copy !req
421. He's gonna get spaghetti.
Just get us the spaghetti.Copy !req
422. And some snapper fish, if you
have it.Copy !req
423. Yeah.
Thank you, thank you...Copy !req
424. What's that guy's attitude?Copy !req
425. I don't know what that guy's
deal is.Copy !req
426. Hey, you know what we should do?Copy !req
427. We should tie his shoelaces
together.Copy !req
428. Classic!Copy !req
429. When he falls, it'll spill all
over.Copy !req
430. Yeah, the spaghetti will get
on him!Copy !req
431. Oh, I've always wanted to see
that.Copy !req
432. Hey, can I come sit with you
guys?Copy !req
433. 'Cause I feel my cover's blown,
here.Copy !req
434. You don't have a goddamn
cover; you're, uh, dressedCopy !req
435. like it's Halloween.
Come over here.Copy !req
436. All right, I'm coming over.
All right.Copy !req
437. Now, what's going on, man?
What's going on?Copy !req
438. Listen, Frank's onto you.Copy !req
439. That's why I had Dee's Internet
shut down.Copy !req
440. He knows what you're doing.
Oh, come on.Copy !req
441. Frank knows what we're doing?
Yes!Copy !req
442. And honestly, guys, you shouldCopy !req
443. be ashamed of yourselves.
Really.Copy !req
444. What? I'm not ashamed.Copy !req
445. I'm a little bit ashamed, but
I think that's natural.Copy !req
446. Well, look, here's the thing.Copy !req
447. Now Frank wants to start doing
it, too.Copy !req
448. So what?
So what? Let him do it.Copy !req
449. Well, he wants me to do it
with him.Copy !req
450. I assumed you two did that
already.Copy !req
451. Me, too.
No!Copy !req
452. And now he wants us to do it
with the Chinese guy across theCopy !req
453. street, so I knew you wouldn't
be into that.Copy !req
454. Well, no, I'm not into that.
That's bizarre.Copy !req
455. Exactly.
I feel like I should be doing itCopy !req
456. with you guys.
Ah... >> Come on, man.Copy !req
457. This is getting weird and
messy.Copy !req
458. I-I don't want to get you
involved.Copy !req
459. Come on, guys.
There's too many people.Copy !req
460. Just go do it with Frank.Copy !req
461. I know... okay, well, is Dee
in on it?Copy !req
462. Ew! God, no!
Why would we... ugh.Copy !req
463. That's why she's at the
factory, to distract her.Copy !req
464. Come on, guys.
It should be you and me, okay?Copy !req
465. I like cream pies as much as the
next guy.Copy !req
466. Oh, shh... don't-don't say it
out loud.Copy !req
467. Well, okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
468. Let me make a... cream pie...
for you, okay?Copy !req
469. Then you can try it.
See what you think.Copy !req
470. I do not want to taste your
cream pie.Copy !req
471. They taste great, I can
guarantee it.Copy !req
472. You've tasted yours?Copy !req
473. Of course I have.
Haven't you?Copy !req
474. No!
I've tasted mine.Copy !req
475. I didn't like it.
I've tasted mine, yeah.Copy !req
476. I-I liked mine.
Whatever, dude.Copy !req
477. If you don't care about the
taste, fine, all right?Copy !req
478. But they're not just gonna be
for us anyway.Copy !req
479. It's not... what?
What?Copy !req
480. We're gonna sell them to
everyone in Philly.Copy !req
481. Who the hell's gonna want to
buy them?Copy !req
482. Everyone's gonna want to buy
them, everyone loves them,Copy !req
483. especially little kids.
Ew... dude!Copy !req
484. Little kids? >> I'd love
watching a kid do it.Copy !req
485. Dude, you are gonna get in
a lot of trouble.Copy !req
486. Hell, no, dude.
It's not like I'm gonna do itCopy !req
487. without the parents' permission,
I'll do everything...Copy !req
488. No parent is gonna let you...
Where are you gonna go?Copy !req
489. The parents are gonna watch.
They're gonna be so psyched...Copy !req
490. They're not gonna want to
watch!Copy !req
491. What are you talking about?
Oh, we got to go overseas forCopy !req
492. that. That's just...
No.Copy !req
493. No, you don't.
That's as American as it gets.Copy !req
494. Guys, you gotta think about this
as a business venture, right?Copy !req
495. The three of us combine our
ingredients, making, like, oneCopy !req
496. gigantic, delicious cream pie,
some little kid sucking it downCopy !req
497. and he's paying us for the
pleasure.Copy !req
498. Hang on a second.Copy !req
499. What kind of cream pie are you
talking about?Copy !req
500. What... kind of cream pie are
you talking about?Copy !req
501. Cream pies.Copy !req
502. Everyone loves them.Copy !req
503. Comedians, baseball players,Copy !req
504. even protestors.Copy !req
505. Cream pies are a rich AmericanCopy !req
506. tradition and also delicious.Copy !req
507. Mmm, my mouth's getting wet justCopy !req
508. watching her eat that cream pie.Copy !req
509. Asians know electronics.Copy !req
510. And fish.Copy !req
511. But Americans know cream pies—Copy !req
512. except for them.Copy !req
513. God bless cream pies, and GodCopy !req
514. bless America.Copy !req
515. And China, too.Copy !req
516. Look, I'm an experiencedCopy !req
517. businessman with a long history
in Asian countries.Copy !req
518. Imagine my cream pie taste and
know-how combined with yourCopy !req
519. underpaid labor force.Copy !req
520. We could corner the cream pie
market!Copy !req
521. Wait, wait just a second.Copy !req
522. It's, uh... it's my business
partner.Copy !req
523. Hello?Copy !req
524. I'm in the middle of the meeting
now.Copy !req
525. The video killed.Copy !req
526. What do you mean, it's not the
same kind of cream pie?Copy !req
527. Oh, wait, I'll look.Copy !req
528. Holy shit!Copy !req
529. Holy shit...Copy !req
530. Well, it looks like relying
on old Dee really paid off forCopy !req
531. you guys after all, huh?Copy !req
532. What are you talking about?Copy !req
533. Wh... my series of accidentsCopy !req
534. shut the whole factory down for,
like, a couple days.Copy !req
535. Dee, we never asked you to
shut down the factory.Copy !req
536. Yeah, that's what's been
driving up the price of fish.Copy !req
537. Yeah, snapper's way up.
Snapper's through the roof.Copy !req
538. Snapper's through the roof!
You can't even get snapper!Copy !req
539. We're out of snapper, Dee!Copy !req
540. Look, you see, I told you you
can't count on her.Copy !req
541. Oh, and by the way, we stole our
Wi-Fi from that place, too.Copy !req
542. Did you know that?Copy !req
543. Oh, so now we got no Wi-Fi
because of you.Copy !req
544. Actually, we're prettyCopy !req
545. dependent on that Chinese
factory.Copy !req
546. We need the Chinese, Dee, we
need the...Copy !req
547. Yeah, for the cream, for
the cr...Copy !req
548. Don't-don't...
All right, guys, you know what?Copy !req
549. She seems fine and I'm not
worried about her.Copy !req
550. Let's-let's go discuss our
research a little bit further,Copy !req
551. yeah?
Ooh, for what, for what?Copy !req
552. For one of our next schemes?Copy !req
553. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
554. For the next scheme, Dee.
Uh, we'll be in touch.Copy !req
555. Oh. You guys could just do
that here, you...Copy !req
556. Wait, I can call for more
chairs!Copy !req
557. Listen, guys, uh, first of
all, I'm gonna suggest that weCopy !req
558. reset our browser each time we
do a research session.Copy !req
559. That's a good idea.
For privacy. >> Right.Copy !req
560. Yeah, and, you know, we're
spying on ourselves.Copy !req
561. That doesn't really gather any
useful information.Copy !req
562. No, it's just all porn.
Right.Copy !req
563. We should keep spying on the
Chinese, though.Copy !req
564. Oh, absolutely.
Actually, when I was overCopy !req
565. there, I looked at their search
history; it's all porn, too.Copy !req
566. Is it?
Ah, we're all doing it.Copy !req
567. I think what you're gonna
find when you're spying on theCopy !req
568. general population is that
everyone is just, uh...Copy !req
569. masturbating constantly.
I know I am.Copy !req
570. And yet you've never heard of
a cream pie.Copy !req