It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia 10x3

1. Wait, so you just

2. painted your butt blue and

3. nobody noticed the hole in

4. your pants?

5. Yeah, it worked, it

6. worked.

7. It's a good trick.

8. As long as it works,

9. as long as it works.

10. Oh... what's this?

11. ♪ Psycho

12. killer, qu'est-ce que c'est

13. Fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa

14. Run, run, run, run, run, run,

15. run away...

16. Yeah!

17. Yeah!

18. That's a way to start a day.

19. And we got news!

20. We got news, too!

21. Ooh...!

22. Great song and great news?

23. Yeah, and it's all tied

24. in with the song, so it makes

25. sense.

26. What's the news?

27. Psycho Pete...!

28. Psycho Pete's back

29. in town.

30. Wait, what?

31. Whoa.

32. We're gonna get our

33. psycho back, bitches.

34. Wait a minute, wait, wait.

35. The guy you went to high school

36. with, who killed and ate his

37. family?

38. Yeah...

39. Yeah, yeah... yeah.

40. Yeah, but don't get

41. all hung up on that, man; he's

42. good— he's out of the loony

43. bin, all right?

44. So, eh...

45. we're getting the freight train

46. back together, right?

47. Freight train...!

48. Freight train...!

49. This is not good.

50. There's no way we can have a

51. maniac hanging out in our bar.

52. He's fine, though.

53. Okay, look, they unscrambled his

54. brain and he's, like, good now.

55. Yeah, they sorted him

56. out, they sorted him out.

57. No.

58. They... you cannot

59. sort out a man who kills and

60. eats other human beings.

61. Mm-mm.

62. The hospital said he's

63. fine, so he's fine.

64. The man did the time.

65. Yeah...

66. No, no, no, no.

67. I lived with these maniacs in

68. the loony bin.

69. There is no curing those

70. psycho bastards.

71. It's actually really

72. sad... but once your brain's a

73. piece of shit, it's always a

74. piece of shit.

75. There is no way we're

76. having that psychotic mutant

77. anywhere near our bar.

78. That's all there is to it.

79. Excuse me.

80. Hey, I'm talking to my

81. friends here, so...

82. Charlie, seriously,

83. keep that psycho killer away

84. from us, man!

85. Hey, Charlie.

86. It's me... it's Peter.

87. All right, well, I

88. don't know any Peters, so I

89. don't know how you know my name,

90. but if you want a beer, just go

91. have a beer, freak.

92. Wait, wait, wait, wait,

93. wait, wait... Peter...

94. Pete, is that you?

95. Wait, Psycho Pete?

96. Well...

97. Oh... sh...!

98. Oh... dude, you look gnarly!

99. I did not

100. recognize you, man.

101. Psycho Pete!

102. What happened to your hair?

103. You used to have all that hair.

104. What'd you do, did you, like,

105. yank it out in a fit of rage?

106. That's pretty psycho...

107. No... no, it's just genetics.

108. Aw, genetics, so psycho...!

109. What are they feeding you, bro?

110. I mean, you look huge; look at

111. that mass, it's great!

112. Yeah... I know, you

113. were like 85 pounds before...

114. Yeah... struggling with

115. my weight for a while now, yeah;

116. m-meds don't help.

117. Oh, oh, yeah, uh...

118. A psycho struggle!

119. Hey, we got something cued up

120. for you here, man, oh!

121. Oh, yeah, yeah, we brought

122. something.

123. Oh!

124. Hey...!

125. ♪ Come

126. on, ride the train, and ride

127. Come on, come on, come on, be

128. the caboose, be the caboose.

129. Actually, you know,

130. j-just turn the music down,

131. j-just a bit.

132. I got it, I got it.

133. Huh?

134. Oh, yeah, sorry, we

135. were gonna do the freight train

136. song for you.

137. So, what-what do you want to do,

138. you want to, you want to get

139. nuts, you want to get into some

140. shit?

141. Oh, oh, oh, yeah!

142. Remember, like, you used to go

143. right up to babies in carriages

144. and just scream in their faces,

145. you know, they'd cry...?

146. Uh... dude, that was

147. psycho...

148. I-I don't feel good

149. about that stuff.

150. I actually regret a lot of the

151. stuff we used to do.

152. Do you?

153. So, um...

154. hey, do, do you think I could,

155. like, grab a glass of water or

156. something?

157. Yeah.

158. Yeah.

159. Yeah, yeah.

160. Uh, Charlie, can I talk to you

161. for a sec...?

162. Yeah, yeah.

163. This guy sucks now.

164. Oh, my God.

165. Like, I don't like him at all.

166. No, no, he's, like, not

167. psycho at all.

168. No, it's like Mild

169. Mannered Pete.

170. More like Boring Pete.

171. I thought something like this

172. might happen.

173. Did you?

174. I got a plan.

175. Yeah, 'cause they mess

176. with their brains up there,

177. don't they?

178. Hey, uh... Pete?

179. Yeah.

180. We're gonna go.

181. Okay.

182. That's a

183. good plan.

184. Yeah.

185. Pete...

186. Sorry about the stuff I was

187. saying about, uh... the mentally

188. insane... earlier.

189. Did that anger you?

190. I didn't mean to

191. call... psychotic people

192. "mutants."

193. It's cool.

194. You know, oh...

195. Oh...

196. you know, we had

197. the, uh... oh, geez, and that's

198. right now.

199. Shoot, I wish I could stay.

200. Yeah, I'm out, too.

201. Adios.

202. Okay.

203. Water.

204. See you, man. Good luck.

205. Hey.

206. Charlie, you know, the

207. main problem with people going

208. to these state-run loony bins is

209. the separation between church

210. and state.

211. Explain.

212. Well, you spend most of

213. your time talking to a

214. therapist, instead of a priest.

215. You know, a priest is gonna let

216. you off the hook for all the

217. things that you've done.

218. You heard Pete, he feels guilty.

219. Yeah.

220. He needs to be

221. absolved, so that he can go

222. psycho again.

223. Okay!

224. Yeah.

225. I gue... I guess I see that.

226. Look, dude, I feel

227. guilty all the time for my

228. thoughts and urges, you know,

229. but I'm not gonna talk to a

230. therapist, who's gonna make me,

231. you know, deal with it and

232. confront those issues.

233. I talk to a priest, he lets me

234. off the hook, I move on.

235. Here's our guy.

236. Oh... hey...!

237. Cricket...!

238. Aw, man...

239. (both engage in a goofy

240. singsongy greeting)

241. What do you guys want, huh?

242. Can we ever get a warm

243. reception from you?

244. Yeah, it's never a

245. nice "hello."

246. What's the cloak thing, too?

247. What are you doing here, like, a

248. Phantom of the Opera thing... or

249. what's the story?

250. I don't like it, take it

251. off, we want to talk to you.

252. Pop it off, we're

253. trying to have a conversation.

254. Holy shit, holy shit!

255. Oh, shit, what happened?

256. Put it back on!

257. Put it back on!

258. Put it on, put it on.

259. What the hell happened to

260. your face?

261. You want to know

262. what happened?

263. Yeah.

264. This happened to me when I

265. was locked in your burning

266. apartment at Thanksgiving.

267. No, you weren't there

268. for that... yeah, no.

269. I don't think

270. you were there, man.

271. I was there, Mac,

272. and my whole face burned off.

273. I remember I was there.

274. Why would we want you at

275. Thanksgiving dinner?

276. Especially looking

277. like that, you would've freaked

278. everyone out with the whole...

279. This happened at

280. your apartment!

281. I can't follow a

282. thing this guy's saying...

283. Okay, guys, can we just

284. focus?

285. How do you not follow?

286. Cricket, we need

287. something from you.

288. Yeah, we need something.

289. Hey, we brought you beer.

290. We brought you beer.

291. Beer?

292. Yeah, okay, fine, I'll help you;

293. just give me the beers.

294. Oh... whoa-whoa!

295. There's five more there.

296. What about the others?

297. They're not all for

298. you, greedy.

299. You think that I'm

300. gonna give you all the beer in

301. the world?

302. Uh, what do you guys

303. want, what do you want?

304. Okay, we need you to

305. hear our friend's confession and

306. then absolve him of his sins.

307. And?

308. That's the whole

309. thing, that's, that's what

310. priests do, right?

311. Yeah, that's it.

312. That's it?

313. I don't need to suck him or

314. anything or...

315. let him inside me?

316. Why would I want you to...?

317. No!

318. No, no, what? No.

319. Dude, that's it.

320. Just hear the confession.

321. All right, yeah, but

322. if he wants up inside me, it

323. will cost you a whole sixer, I

324. mean, that... I got my dignity.

325. Well...

326. let's go, bud.

327. Yeah.

328. Yeah.

329. Let me get one of those other

330. beers, too.

331. Well, you got to earn it,

332. you have to earn it.

333. So, we'll talk to the

334. hospital administrators, we'll

335. let 'em know that they've made a

336. mistake.

337. Mistake?

338. No, I can't imagine they let him

339. go, I'm sure he must've escaped,

340. right?

341. I don't like loony bins.

342. This is giving me a

343. really bad feeling.

344. Yeah.

345. It's understandable,

346. Frank, but these places, they're

347. a necessary evil.

348. I'm telling you, you got to

349. trust the system; let's just get

350. Pete back into the system.

351. That's right, there's a

352. system in place for everything,

353. okay?

354. We don't have to panic.

355. Everything's gonna be fine.

356. Yeah.

357. Is it locked?

358. Let's go.

359. Hello?

360. Hang on.

361. What is going on here?

362. Looks like this place has been

363. shut down for months.

364. Oh, my God, Dennis, listen to

365. "Reed Mental Institution

366. was shut down because of

367. statewide cutbacks."

368. Oh, so they just cut all the

369. loonies loose?

370. What?

371. How could they do that?

372. That's-that's insane!

373. I guess it was either that or

374. raise our taxes.

375. What?

376. Raise my taxes?

377. Come on.

378. How much do these vultures need?

379. I already pay a ton in taxes.

380. Well, then I guess they're

381. gonna have to shut down more of

382. these places.

383. What?

384. Shut down more of these...

385. We gotta have somewhere to send

386. our lunatics!

387. Well, then, we're going to

388. have to pay more in taxes.

389. What?

390. I'm not paying more in taxes,

391. Dee.

392. I won't do it.

393. Don't speak of it again!

394. This is strange.

395. I swear, this is all too

396. familiar.

397. Whoa.

398. ♪ Rockabye

399. Froggy

400. It's okay, Froggy.

401. I'll keep you moist.

402. Oh.

403. Oh...

404. This is it!

405. This is it!

406. What?

407. What are you babbling about?

408. Th-This is the nitwit school

409. I was shanghaied to when I was a

410. kid.

411. That one that you had your

412. mommy tell them to tell you that

413. you didn't have donkey brains.

414. I knew I didn't have donkey

415. brains.

416. But everybody else did.

417. Especially my roommate, the frog

418. kid.

419. Oh, you had a frog kid

420. roommate?

421. Sure.

422. Froggy and I used to take

423. care of each other.

424. He was a good kid.

425. We watched each other's back.

426. One time, we escaped and they

427. chased us down with those big

428. nets they use to catch dogs.

429. Did you grow up in a cartoon?

430. I can't believe they set them

431. loose!

432. Froggy can't be in the world out

433. there!

434. Froggy never did anything wrong.

435. I gotta find Froggy!

436. Froggy!

437. Froggy!

438. He's unzipped.

439. Yeah, all right, look...

440. What are we gonna do, Dee?

441. We can't have Pete wandering the

442. streets.

443. I don't want him near me.

444. We gotta get him sent somewhere.

445. Or... ooh, what about that nut,

446. uh, nuthouse in-in Westchester?

447. Ah, it says that one's been

448. shut down, too.

449. Oh, come on!

450. I pay so much money in taxes

451. already.

452. Where's that going?

453. Well, they used that money to

454. open up the Eagles' new practice

455. facility.

456. That makes sense.

457. That's kind of a no-brainer.

458. I mean, you can't have our guys

459. out there twisting ankles.

460. Yeah.

461. A man of Shady McCoy's

462. abilities, he needs a proper

463. landing strip.

464. Gotta get our maniacs in

465. green set up in a nice facility.

466. Sophie's choice, huh?

467. Mm-hmm.

468. Oof.

469. Go, Birds.

470. Go, Birds.

471. Go, Birds.

472. Is there something weighing

473. on your mind, my son?

474. W-What?

475. Wh-Who is that?

476. It's time to confess your

477. sins.

478. Unburden yourself and be

479. absolved.

480. Is that a glory hole?

481. Yes.

482. It is, my son.

483. But it'll cost you a whole sixer

484. if you want to unburden yourself

485. in that way.

486. Uh... that being said, I'm...

487. open to it.

488. Cricket, stay

489. on topic here, man.

490. Just absolve the man and

491. let's go.

492. But I don't even know what

493. I'm absolving him of.

494. All right?

495. He has to confess something

496. first.

497. What's... what's going on in

498. here?

499. All right, you know what?

500. Maybe we'll just do the

501. confession for him and God'll

502. get what we're going for.

503. Cricket, we're gonna confess.

504. Okay, fine.

505. All right, um... he used to, um,

506. scream in baby's faces.

507. Well, that's just funny.

508. That was just plain funny.

509. I know, I know, I know.

510. They'd be all freaked out...

511. Okay, no, you know what he

512. used to do?

513. He used to gather, like, cats

514. and dogs...

515. Oh, yeah.

516. and then put them into

517. like a little room and, like,

518. have 'em battle it out.

519. That's just cats' and dogs'

520. nature, to fight, so I don't see

521. a problem with that.

522. Oh, also, he murdered and ate

523. his family.

524. Right.

525. What?

526. See, there was like a

527. Christmas dinner thing with,

528. like, the eating of his family

529. and a burning of the house down.

530. Is this Psycho Pete?

531. Yeah, yeah.

532. Yeah.

533. Jesus Christ!

534. That guy's a goddamn maniac!

535. I'm not absolving him!

536. He should be in jail!

537. Hey, guys?

538. Pete, is that you?

539. Hey, man.

540. I'm gonna get out of here,

541. okay?

542. Oh...

543. I'm gonna use... use the

544. women's restroom.

545. Oh, sure!

546. Yeah, a lot of people in here.

547. Yeah.

548. Kind of a full house.

549. You can...

550. Yeah, the women's room, I'm

551. sure, is... You blew it.

552. Goddamn it, Cricket.

553. Uh, is it safe?

554. We're safe to be here?

555. Relax, Cricket, it's safe.

556. The guy's all docile and shit

557. now.

558. He's on these meds, he's...

559. No, look, he-he might look

560. calm on the outside, but there's

561. a storm brewing on the inside,

562. okay?

563. And I think I know what the

564. problem is.

565. He's psycho.

566. He's straight-up possessed by

567. the devil.

568. Okay, you lost me.

569. Okay, think about it.

570. He used to be fun crazy.

571. You know?

572. And the devil was like, "I like

573. this dude!

574. I'm gonna get involved!"

575. He jumps in there, makes him

576. evil crazy, then the meds get

577. thrown on top.

578. They shut everybody down.

579. Yeah.

580. Okay...

581. All right, so where you...

582. where you going with that?

583. We gotta get him off the meds

584. and get the devil out.

585. You want to do an exorcism?

586. Of course I want to do an

587. exorcism. That's what the...

588. That's where I come in.

589. I was hoping... why didn't

590. you just come right out here and

591. be like, "Let's do an exorcism"?

592. I-I can't lead with the

593. exorcism.

594. All right, so we'll get the

595. demon and we'll get the goblin

596. out and then we'll have our fun

597. Pete back.

598. Oh, yeah, I want to get the

599. demon out but, uh, not-not a

600. goblin.

601. Oh, we should get 'em all

602. out. Get the demon, the goblin,

603. the ghoul and then you got Pete.

604. Well, no, no, no, no.

605. There's no goblins, there's no

606. ghouls, it's just demons, okay?

607. Well, they're all made up,

608. so...

609. That's why he burned your

610. face, you son of a bitch!

611. Yeah, yeah, that's true, man!

612. Okay, look, I'm getting hot.

613. I'm getting too hot.

614. Yeah, we're getting hot.

615. Let's just go get the

616. exorcism going.

617. All right, yeah, and let's

618. get you, like, a hat or a hood

619. or...

620. All right, now, listen.

621. Let me talk to this doctor,

622. okay?

623. I'll explain to him that we have

624. a-a dangerous psychopath in our

625. bar and he could snap at any

626. minute.

627. And because there are no

628. facilities to lock him in, we

629. need to get him his medication

630. as soon as possible, in order to

631. avoid a massacre.

632. > No. No, no, no, no, no.

633. Just let me handle this, okay?

634. I'll act crazy and then he'll

635. prescribe them to me.

636. You will sit here and you

637. will be quiet.

638. Your bad acting will only

639. confuse him and it will

640. infuriate me.

641. I'm gonna ask him about the

642. frog kid.

643. Don't do that.

644. Oh, my God.

645. Mm-hmm.

646. Don't do that.

647. No, Froggy and I need each

648. other.

649. He's out there all alone.

650. You...

651. I'm gonna find Froggy.

652. You are never gonna be able

653. to find a goddamn frog person,

654. okay?

655. I'm gonna find him.

656. Guys, please.

657. Just let let me handle it.

658. I got it. I got it.

659. Hello, thank you for waiting.

660. I'm Dr. Coleman.

661. How can I help you today?

662. Yes.

663. Do you have some sort of donkey

664. brain database?

665. No.

666. I'm looking for a kid,

667. the frog kid.

668. Just search for any half-man,

669. half-amphibious creature.

670. Yeah, okay, no.

671. That's not why we're here,

672. Doctor.

673. Doctor...

674. I've always relied upon the

675. kindness of strangers.

676. What is... what are you do...

677. What is that, A Streetcar Named

678. Desire?

679. I'm in desperate need of

680. medical intervention.

681. You see, years ago I tried to

682. burn my college roommate down to

683. the box springs whilst she was

684. sleeping.

685. And now... I have a hankering to

686. do it again.

687. Dr. Zimmerman!

688. Excuse me?

689. Dr. Albert Zimmerman.

690. The old bastard who ran the

691. nitwit farm.

692. He'll know where Froggy is.

693. I'll find him...

694. Yeah.

695. I'll find the frog kid.

696. Yeah, go find him.

697. I'm gonna find him.

698. Uh, I'm not sure I understand

699. what's happening.

700. I'm schizophrenic.

701. Dee?

702. Hmm?

703. I swear you would be of more

704. use to me if I skinned you and

705. turned your skin into a

706. lampshade.

707. Or fashioned you into a piece of

708. high-end luggage.

709. I can even add you to my

710. collection!

711. Are you saying that you have

712. a collection of skin luggage?

713. Of course I'm not, Dee.

714. Don't be ridiculous.

715. Think of the smell.

716. You haven't thought of the

717. smell, you bitch!

718. Now, you say another word and I

719. swear to God I will dice you

720. into a million little pieces.

721. And put those pieces in a box.

722. A glass box...

723. that I will display on my

724. mantel.

725. All right.

726. Now that that's settled, we can

727. have a normal conversation.

728. Now, Doctor, I'm here to talk to

729. you about a man.

730. A very dangerous and very

731. unstable man.

732. Dr. Zimmerman?

733. Yeah?

734. It's me.

735. Don't you recognize me?

736. Yes, yes.

737. Of course I recognize you.

738. Good, 'cause I got questions.

739. What did you do with him?

740. Where is he?

741. Where is who?

742. The frog kid.

743. Froggy!

744. Aw, God, Doc!

745. I got to find him!

746. But I don't understand...

747. I got to know where he is,

748. Doc, because I got to help him!

749. I-I owe him that much!

750. But, Franklin...

751. Yes?

752. you are Froggy.

753. Huh?

754. I pledge allegiance to the

755. flag of the United States of

756. America...

757. It was you, Frank!

758. You are the frog kid!

759. You were an outcast as a child,

760. so you created an imaginary

761. friend.

762. It's okay, Froggy.

763. I'll keep you moist.

764. But the lines of reality

765. became blurred.

766. Soon you didn't know where Frank

767. began and Froggy ended.

768. Oh, yeah. I see that.

769. I remember that now.

770. What are you doing?

771. You're having an episode

772. again, Frank, aren't you?

773. We got to catch the little

774. froggy.

775. Put that down.

776. Get out of here!

777. Here we go, come on...

778. I'm not sick anymore!

779. I'm not a frog!

780. I know I'm not a frog!

781. Catch the froggy!

782. We have to catch the froggy.

783. Let's go through the, through

784. the, through the, the checklist.

785. Um, crucifix.

786. I got it. Yeah.

787. Got that.

788. Holy water— we got that.

789. Yeah, we got all the stuff.

790. We got the straps.

791. We got everything, man.

792. Okay.

793. So, what's the plan?

794. We're just gonna, like, bum-rush

795. this guy from behind or what?

796. Whoa, whoa, guys, come on.

797. No one is taking me from behind,

798. all right?

799. Unless you have crack.

800. If you have crack, let's boogie.

801. No one is going into your

802. asshole.

803. I wouldn't let them

804. without the crack.

805. Can we just...?

806. Um, yeah.

807. Let's go through the basic

808. beats, all right?

809. Uh, talk a bunch of Latin.

810. Yeah, that's me.

811. I'll fake it.

812. Wait, what do you mean

813. you'll fake it?

814. You don't, you don't know your

815. Latin anymore...?

816. No, no. Don't worry about it.

817. I can sell anything, you know?

818. You know how many times I fake

819. on the streets?

820. You know? You have to fake.

821. The guys that don't fake,

822. they're the ones that get it

823. the worst.

824. Cricket, just like anything

825. we can do to have you not talk

826. about, like, sucking penises or

827. getting raped in the butt...

828. It just keeps popping up.

829. Oh! Oh!

830. Hey, I got it. Problem solved.

831. I got Pete's drugs.

832. Oh, we got drugs?

833. All right, crank me up, baby!

834. We going up? Down?

835. How we doing this, huh?

836. What the hell is Crick...?

837. Oh, God!

838. Uh-oh!

839. Cricket!

840. Oh, the face? Yeah, sorry.

841. Jesus Christ! That is gross,

842. man! What the hell?

843. God's wrath.

844. He had some sort of, like,

845. Thanksgiving incident.

846. He went to some, like, party...

847. Yeah, at your house!

848. Everyone was there!

849. How do you not remember this?

850. I don't have a house!

851. No, you were not at our

852. place 'cause we would not

853. have invited you to our

854. Thanksgiving thing.

855. No. That's awful.

856. Never mind. Doesn't matter.

857. How the hell did you get

858. drugs for Pete?

859. Well, I had a simple

860. conversation with a reasonable

861. man and that man wrote me a

862. prescription.

863. Mm, yeah. He got the drugs by

864. being a real-life actual

865. psychopath.

866. She keeps...

867. Uh, no... ridiculous, okay?

868. No, the man asked me a few

869. questions.

870. Mm-hmm.

871. I answered those questions as

872. honestly as I could.

873. Right.

874. Next thing I know I'm walking

875. out the door with meds for

876. borderline personality disorder.

877. Yup.

878. You see? That's how you get

879. shit done, Dee.

880. No, no. That's how you get

881. diagnosed.

882. Where is he? Where's Pete?

883. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

884. Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

885. I'm gonna put him out of his

886. misery!

887. No, no! Frank, Frank! We're

888. gonna help this guy, all right?

889. But there's no helping him,

890. Dennis— don't you understand?

891. I know. I'm the frog kid, right?

892. It was all in my mind, but I got

893. cured.

894. But I could have another

895. episode.

896. So if I had another episode,

897. what do I do?

898. I eat a couple of flies.

899. If he has another episode, he

900. kills us. He's a murderer!

901. Uh...

902. Dude, dude!

903. No, I'm not.

904. Huh?

905. I'm-I'm not a murderer.

906. That's just what a murderer

907. would say.

908. No, no, no, really.

909. All that stuff with my family?

910. It's just, it's just a rumor

911. people started about me.

912. You know, kind of like all the

913. rumors you guys started about

914. me?

915. What rumors?

916. What are you talking about?

917. You know, that I'm crazy and

918. stuff.

919. Well, yeah, uh, crazy

920. awesome, you know...

921. Like crazy bad-ass!

922. Yeah, except-except none of

923. it was true, and then the more

924. people spread it around, the

925. more afraid people were of me.

926. Well, wait a second.

927. Then why did you get sent to a

928. mental institution?

929. Social anxiety disorder mixed

930. with depression.

931. I was really more of a danger to

932. myself.

933. I was always talking about

934. committing suicide.

935. That's why I wanted to reconnect

936. with you guys 'cause, you know,

937. a lot of people they can't deal

938. with that kind of stuff, but you

939. always liked me, so I figured

940. you guys could help me cope

941. with it.

942. That we would help...?

943. Yeah!

944. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

945. Yeah.

946. Well, we could help you cope

947. with it. Um...

948. Or...

949. Hmm?

950. And ride it

951. Come on, ride the train

952. Okay, Pete! This thing's

953. going all the way to Los

954. Angeles, buddy, all right?

955. City of Angels!

956. Yeah, a place where no one is

957. depressed.

958. Yeah, you can surf the

959. sadness away!

960. This is exactly what you

961. need, Pete.

962. I just want to thank you guys

963. so much for trying to help me.

964. I suppose it could be good to

965. get a fresh start.

966. Uh, yeah, all that.

967. Hey, listen. Save the chit-chat

968. for the hobos.

969. You got a long trip.

970. Bon voyage! All right.

971. Well, that takes care of

972. that— problem solved.

973. All right, well, uh, you guys

974. want to go pop by the new Eagles

975. facility?

976. Ooh.

977. Heard they're having an open

978. practice.

979. Yeah!

980. Let's go, Eagles!

981. Let's go, Birds!

982. Ride that train! Go, Birds!

983. Go, Birds!

984. Oh, well, George, good luck.

985. Enjoy Philadelphia, City of

986. Brotherly Love.

987. Yeah.

988. They're gonna take great care

989. of you here.

990. Yeah, rain, rain, buzzing...

991. All right, get on out of

992. here.

993. Take care, pal.

994. Bye.

995. Okay.

996. Well, that takes care of that.

997. Problem solved.

998. Let's get out of here.

999. For me to holler

1000. Girl, I want to waller

1001. Whoo!

1002. Don't need no bags, get ready

1003. They coming through your town

1004. Move your arm up and down

1005. Like this

1006. Come on, ride the train

1007. Come on, ride the train

1008. And ride it

1009. And ride it

1010. Come on, ride the train