1. It's about time.Copy !req
2. Try it a little more like this.Copy !req
3. Did you maybe push too far?Copy !req
4. Are you questioning me?Copy !req
5. No one else
at scene of murders,Copy !req
6. only Omni-Man.Copy !req
7. Put an A-6 surveillance team
on the Graysons.Copy !req
8. I was thinking
finals are coming up,Copy !req
9. maybe we could
go over everything together.Copy !req
10. Works for me.Copy !req
11. Today,Copy !req
12. we have lost Titans.Copy !req
13. It is my pleasure
to introduceCopy !req
14. the new Guardians of the Globe.Copy !req
15. We have a benefactor,
it seems.Copy !req
16. I'd say I'll miss you, brother,Copy !req
17. but I can always make
another one.Copy !req
18. What are you doing
in my house?Copy !req
19. Seeking clues.Copy !req
20. Answers.Copy !req
21. Debbie?Copy !req
22. You all right?Copy !req
23. I'm fine.Copy !req
24. Your men are too slow.Copy !req
25. The desert
is unforgiving, Zaeim.Copy !req
26. Heh, not as much
as what's under it.Copy !req
27. Move.Copy !req
28. Out of my way!Copy !req
29. Master...Copy !req
30. soon, you will once again
teach this worldCopy !req
31. what it means to truly suffer.Copy !req
32. Help me!Copy !req
33. My God...Copy !req
34. he's resurrecting Ka-Hor.Copy !req
35. Gain some altitude!Copy !req
36. You're messing up
the desert.Copy !req
37. Huh?Copy !req
38. Uh... sorry.Copy !req
39. And pick up the pace.Copy !req
40. You need to push yourselfCopy !req
41. if you want to build
speed and endurance.Copy !req
42. I can't believe I still
have to exercise.Copy !req
43. What, you thought being
a Viltrumite was easy?Copy !req
44. Show off.Copy !req
45. Whoa!Copy !req
46. Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
47. Okay, okay,Copy !req
48. let's take a break.Copy !req
49. Now you're talking.Copy !req
50. Last one to Mount Everest
does the dishes for a week.Copy !req
51. Go!Copy !req
52. Yeah!Copy !req
53. Wait... where's Mount Everest?Copy !req
54. It's the high one!Copy !req
55. Whoa!Copy !req
56. Take deep breaths, buddy.Copy !req
57. The air's thin up here.Copy !req
58. No... kidding...Copy !req
59. What the fuck?Copy !req
60. Hi. Sorry.
It's okay.Copy !req
61. I'm—Copy !req
62. Sometimes, I forgetCopy !req
63. how beautiful
this planet can be.Copy !req
64. Too bad the human raceCopy !req
65. is hell-bent
on destroying it.Copy !req
66. Good thing
they got us, right?Copy !req
67. Huh.
Yeah, I guess.Copy !req
68. So, is Viltrum that different?Copy !req
69. Oh, it's very different.Copy !req
70. We've ended wars
all over the universe,Copy !req
71. brought peace
to thousands of galaxies,Copy !req
72. lifted alien races
out of the mudCopy !req
73. and into the future.Copy !req
74. It's why I'm here
on Earth.Copy !req
75. It's why you're here.Copy !req
76. I still can't believe
you left everythingCopy !req
77. to come help a planetCopy !req
78. you'd never even
seen before.Copy !req
79. I told you,
I was part of the—Copy !req
80. —world betterment committee.Copy !req
81. Yeah, I know,Copy !req
82. but that's still
not a reason.Copy !req
83. Well, when
your grandparents died,Copy !req
84. I was lost
for a long time.Copy !req
85. They were
the only family I had.Copy !req
86. Coming here
felt like a chanceCopy !req
87. to build something new.Copy !req
88. You mean,
like with Mom?Copy !req
89. Yeah, your mom
changed everything.Copy !req
90. She turned this place
from a job to a home.Copy !req
91. Then you came along
and changed it all again.Copy !req
92. Huh.Copy !req
93. I don't know
if I could do that.Copy !req
94. Do what?Copy !req
95. Leave everything behind.Copy !req
96. Hey, keeping
the universe safe,Copy !req
97. living up to
our people's heritage,Copy !req
98. it takes sacrifice, Mark.Copy !req
99. That's what
I'm trying to teach you.Copy !req
100. Sure. I get that.Copy !req
101. Okay.Copy !req
102. All right,
one more round, huh?Copy !req
103. Last one home takes out
the garbage for a month—Copy !req
104. Ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
105. Ha...Copy !req
106. Ah, man...Copy !req
107. Lies!Copy !req
108. The GDA are snakes.Copy !req
109. They don't care about us,Copy !req
110. or my poor Josef.Copy !req
111. Olga...Copy !req
112. No Olga.Copy !req
113. I am Russian, my dear,Copy !req
114. I know how governments work,Copy !req
115. and yours is no different.Copy !req
116. Cecil's searching
for the killer—Copy !req
117. Is he?Copy !req
118. No one is in jail.Copy !req
119. No one is on the news.Copy !req
120. They know who did this,Copy !req
121. and they don't care.Copy !req
122. Why wouldn't they care?Copy !req
123. I don't know, but I can tell
when people are lying,Copy !req
124. and people are lying
about this,Copy !req
125. which is why I'm moving
back to Moscow,Copy !req
126. to my family.Copy !req
127. You can help me
sell my house.Copy !req
128. Uh, yes, absolutely.Copy !req
129. Olga...Copy !req
130. Did Josef ever lie to you?Copy !req
131. Of course,Copy !req
132. all heroes do,Copy !req
133. but I only made the mistake
of believing him once.Copy !req
134. When he told meCopy !req
135. everything was going
to be fine.Copy !req
136. Boy, I am going to loveCopy !req
137. not taking out the garbage
for a month.Copy !req
138. Yeah, yeah,
quit rubbing it in.Copy !req
139. So, I spent all dayCopy !req
140. teaching our son
to break the sound barrier.Copy !req
141. Turns out
the only motivation he neededCopy !req
142. was getting ready
for a hot date.Copy !req
143. A date? Hold up.Copy !req
144. Tell me everything.Copy !req
145. It's not a date.Copy !req
146. Amber and I
are just hanging out.Copy !req
147. Hanging out?
Wow.Copy !req
148. Try not to sweep the girl
off her feet too much.Copy !req
149. Guess where
they're going?Copy !req
150. Out.Copy !req
151. Ooh, out.Copy !req
152. Every woman's favorite
destinationCopy !req
153. for a romantic evening.Copy !req
154. I don't even know
what we're doing.Copy !req
155. She planned the whole thing.Copy !req
156. Oh, a take-charge girl.Copy !req
157. I like that.Copy !req
158. Are you both finished?Copy !req
159. 'Cause I have
six time zones to wash off.Copy !req
160. What say we go out,
too, huh?Copy !req
161. Can't let a couple
of teenagers show us up.Copy !req
162. Olga wants me
to sell her house.Copy !req
163. Ah, the poor woman's barely
holding it together.Copy !req
164. She thinks there's a conspiracy
around the murders.Copy !req
165. Ah, she needs to quit drinking.Copy !req
166. Nolan...Copy !req
167. What?Copy !req
168. You remember last year's
Christmas party.Copy !req
169. She was a wreck.Copy !req
170. Mm...Copy !req
171. This is, like,
all the best desserts in one.Copy !req
172. Right?Copy !req
173. I ate way too many of them
in the Philippines last summer.Copy !req
174. What were you doing there?Copy !req
175. Helping build schools.Copy !req
176. It was one of those
group volunteer things.Copy !req
177. Wow.Copy !req
178. How was that?Copy !req
179. It felt so good,Copy !req
180. and it just made me realizeCopy !req
181. that we're in a total bubbleCopy !req
182. that keeps us from seeing
what the world's actually like.Copy !req
183. How about you?Copy !req
184. You done any traveling?Copy !req
185. Uh, well...Copy !req
186. I've been to Mount Everest.Copy !req
187. What?Copy !req
188. You're kidding.Copy !req
189. No, I, uh, visited with my dad.Copy !req
190. A father-son trip thing.Copy !req
191. That's unbelievable.Copy !req
192. How did you like Nepal?Copy !req
193. Or did you go through China?Copy !req
194. Uh...Copy !req
195. Wow, those are cool...Copy !req
196. boxes.Copy !req
197. They're called "bauls."Copy !req
198. Um, "b-a-u-l" baul.Copy !req
199. I wanted to bring one home
from the Philippines,Copy !req
200. but they don't exactly
fit in a backpack.Copy !req
201. Maybe this is your lucky—Copy !req
202. Oh, my God,
look at how cute those are.Copy !req
203. Those are rice separators.Copy !req
204. And so reasonably priced.Copy !req
205. Thanks.Copy !req
206. Just imagine all the rice
you're gonna separate now.Copy !req
207. What exactly do you
separate it from?Copy !req
208. Wondered if you'd come.Copy !req
209. You were in my house.Copy !req
210. You frightened my wife.Copy !req
211. You murdered seven people.Copy !req
212. Maybe it was you.Copy !req
213. Maybe you came
to finish the job you startedCopy !req
214. with the Guardians.Copy !req
215. You're the demon after all.Copy !req
216. Hmm...Copy !req
217. and demons know evil
when they see it.Copy !req
218. If you threaten my family againCopy !req
219. with your conspiracy theory
bullshit—Copy !req
220. You'll kill me?Copy !req
221. I won't have to.Copy !req
222. Who do you think
they're gonna believe?Copy !req
223. Me or you.Copy !req
224. Won't give up, Nolan.Copy !req
225. Can't hide truth.Copy !req
226. Wife already suspects.Copy !req
227. How long until son does, too?Copy !req
228. Go fuck yourself, Darkblood.Copy !req
229. This'll do.Copy !req
230. There you are.Copy !req
231. Hello, brother.Copy !req
232. You must be hungry.Copy !req
233. See you soon.Copy !req
234. Hey, Tin-man!Copy !req
235. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
were you napping?Copy !req
236. I was defragmenting, Rex.Copy !req
237. Okay, well, quit it.Copy !req
238. You don't want to miss this.Copy !req
239. Welcome to our new digs, baby.Copy !req
240. I can't believe
I'm actually here.Copy !req
241. Huh.Copy !req
242. Whoa.Copy !req
243. Good to be home again.Copy !req
244. If I have to hear one more timeCopy !req
245. about how
you're an original memberCopy !req
246. of the Guardians
of the Globe—Copy !req
247. You'll do what, exactly?Copy !req
248. I dunno,
probably explode something.Copy !req
249. Ooh!
Maybe your nuts?Copy !req
250. Is it weird
that I'm nervous?Copy !req
251. No.Copy !req
252. I am, too.Copy !req
253. Pick up your jaws.Copy !req
254. You're not tourists.Copy !req
255. This isn't a holy site.Copy !req
256. This is your job.Copy !req
257. The sooner you get up to speed,
the sooner people stop dying.Copy !req
258. Hey, Cecil.Copy !req
259. Uh...
you missed a spot?Copy !req
260. Left that one there
as a reminder.Copy !req
261. When you
prove yourselves worthyCopy !req
262. of the heroes
who came before you,Copy !req
263. it'll get cleaned off.Copy !req
264. Until then, stare at itCopy !req
265. whenever you think
you're hot shit.Copy !req
266. Sir, Omni-Man is here.Copy !req
267. He's asking to see you.Copy !req
268. Settle in.Copy !req
269. We'll talk later.Copy !req
270. We're cool, right?Copy !req
271. What?Copy !req
272. Oh, you meanCopy !req
273. after you knocked out
three of my teethCopy !req
274. and gave me a concussionCopy !req
275. in front of the entire
superhero community?Copy !req
276. Mm, you did kinda ask for it.Copy !req
277. Yeah...
I guess I did,Copy !req
278. but you know what,Copy !req
279. all those other heroes,Copy !req
280. total assholes anyway.Copy !req
281. Huge assholes, right?Copy !req
282. Oh, yeah, gaping, dirty,
filthy assholes—Copy !req
283. Okay, that's fine.Copy !req
284. Rex, please do not allow
your personalCopy !req
285. and professional livesCopy !req
286. to intersect.Copy !req
287. Alienating Atom EveCopy !req
288. was the direct result
of your lapse in judgment.Copy !req
289. Do not repeat it
with Monster Girl.Copy !req
290. Tell you what,Copy !req
291. when you grow a pair, Robot,Copy !req
292. you can tell me
how to swing mine.Copy !req
293. This isn't relationship
advice, Rex.Copy !req
294. This is an order.Copy !req
295. What, are you crazy, man?Copy !req
296. She looks like she's 14!Copy !req
297. Besides,
now that I'm a Guardian,Copy !req
298. I can bang anyone I want.Copy !req
299. Good.Copy !req
300. I'm glad we have
an understanding.Copy !req
301. Ow!
What the hell?Copy !req
302. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
303. I must have pinched a nerve.Copy !req
304. I forget how soft humans are.Copy !req
305. Hey, you've been
working all night.Copy !req
306. You're one to talk.Copy !req
307. Where were you?Copy !req
308. Eh, the usual.Copy !req
309. Teaching someone a lesson.Copy !req
310. How about we go to bed?Copy !req
311. Nolan...Copy !req
312. Okay, what's going on?Copy !req
313. Nothing.Copy !req
314. Just... work stuff.Copy !req
315. Come on,
you're the wifeCopy !req
316. of the most powerful man
on Earth.Copy !req
317. You shouldn't have
to deal with work stuff.Copy !req
318. Did you seriously say that?Copy !req
319. What?Copy !req
320. I'm not just your wife, Nolan.Copy !req
321. That's why
I deal with work stuff.Copy !req
322. I like dealing with work stuff.Copy !req
323. Yeah, and I love that
about you—Copy !req
324. Oh, please,
don't give me that shit.Copy !req
325. Shh...Copy !req
326. Don't you dare shush me—Copy !req
327. Nolan!Copy !req
328. No— Nolan.Copy !req
329. Hey.Copy !req
330. Sorry.Copy !req
331. I meant to teleport
to your front door,Copy !req
332. but this thing isn't exactly
Swiss in its precision.Copy !req
333. I almost killed you.Copy !req
334. Yeah, I noticed.Copy !req
335. Didn't expect you
on me so fast.Copy !req
336. Yeah, I'm a little jumpy.Copy !req
337. Maybe you can understand that.Copy !req
338. Why are you here, Cecil?Copy !req
339. That was the best night
of my life.Copy !req
340. I mean, no one's done
a study yet,Copy !req
341. but I feel safe going out
on a limb here and...Copy !req
342. Too much?Copy !req
343. Yeah...Copy !req
344. but I like it.Copy !req
345. I expect to feel
the same way next time.Copy !req
346. When you plan the date.Copy !req
347. That...Copy !req
348. sounds like a commitment
to a second date?Copy !req
349. Goodnight, Mark Grayson.Copy !req
350. Yes!Copy !req
351. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
352. Hey...Copy !req
353. Uh, what's going on?Copy !req
354. NASA's about to launchCopy !req
355. the first manned mission
to Mars.Copy !req
356. Yeah, I saw that.
It's cool.Copy !req
357. I need your father
to shadow the missionCopy !req
358. and make sure
nothing goes wrong.Copy !req
359. Only, he won't do it.Copy !req
360. I'm busy training
my son, Cecil,Copy !req
361. and with the Guardians gone,Copy !req
362. I'm needed here on Earth.Copy !req
363. If I didn't know better,Copy !req
364. I'd say you were
trying to get rid of me.Copy !req
365. It's because of
the Guardians' massacreCopy !req
366. that I want you
on this mission.Copy !req
367. The planet needs
a win right now,Copy !req
368. and this is it.Copy !req
369. You think people
are gonna care about MarsCopy !req
370. if there's an attack
on Earth,Copy !req
371. and I'm not here
to save them?Copy !req
372. I think they're gonna careCopy !req
373. if the first four people
to walk on another worldCopy !req
374. end up dying there.Copy !req
375. My priority is to my family
and this planet.Copy !req
376. End of story.Copy !req
377. I guess this is the partCopy !req
378. where I volunteer?Copy !req
379. I mean, that's what happenedCopy !req
380. last time you came here
asking Dad to go to space.Copy !req
381. Yeah, that was the moon, Mark.Copy !req
382. That hardly counts as space—Copy !req
383. You were just teaching me
I've got responsibilities.Copy !req
384. Isn't this one of them?Copy !req
385. Your responsibilities
are biggerCopy !req
386. than four astronauts,Copy !req
387. and Cecil
didn't ask you to go.Copy !req
388. He asked me.Copy !req
389. If the kid wants to go,
he'd be doing humanity a favor.Copy !req
390. Debbie, help me out here.Copy !req
391. I don't like
Mark missing school,Copy !req
392. but I can't think
of a better reasonCopy !req
393. than keeping people safe.Copy !req
394. How much school
am I really gonna miss?Copy !req
395. I can zip up to Mars
and be back tomorrow.Copy !req
396. The fact that you don't know
how far away Mars is,Copy !req
397. is exactly why
you shouldn't be missing school.Copy !req
398. It's a two-week mission.Copy !req
399. Two weeks?Copy !req
400. Dad's right, I'm not ready.Copy !req
401. Things with Amber
are going really well.Copy !req
402. Sweetheart...Copy !req
403. Lots of people
are going to tell youCopy !req
404. how to use your powers,Copy !req
405. but it's up to you
to make these decisions.Copy !req
406. You need to decideCopy !req
407. what kind of hero
you want to be.Copy !req
408. I'll do it.Copy !req
409. Well, pack a lunch, kid.Copy !req
410. You leave tomorrow.Copy !req
411. Sir, we wanted
Nolan off-planetCopy !req
412. so we could investigate him
for the murdersCopy !req
413. without arousing his suspicion.Copy !req
414. What does sending Mark away
get us?Copy !req
415. A chance to see
what this kid can do,Copy !req
416. and more importantly,Copy !req
417. if his heart's
in the right place.Copy !req
418. And if it isn't?Copy !req
419. One nightmare scenarioCopy !req
420. is enough to worry about
right now, Donald.Copy !req
421. I don't want to lie
to Amber,Copy !req
422. but I can't tell her
the truth either.Copy !req
423. This is why dating
regular peopleCopy !req
424. is a pain in the ass.Copy !req
425. Sure, but it's not like
dating Rex worked out—Copy !req
426. Changing the subject now.Copy !req
427. As much as I'd love to help
with your very special crisis,Copy !req
428. I've got my own crap
to deal with now.Copy !req
429. I'll make you a deal.Copy !req
430. You help me
with my Amber stuff,Copy !req
431. I'll help you
with your Rex stuff—Copy !req
432. It's not just Rex, Mark.Copy !req
433. It's everything.Copy !req
434. It's my parents,
and school, and college,Copy !req
435. and I don't know
if being a superheroCopy !req
436. is what I want to do
right now.Copy !req
437. But what else would you do?Copy !req
438. I don't know.Copy !req
439. That's the problem.Copy !req
440. I guess...Copy !req
441. If you need anything
or want to talk about it,Copy !req
442. I'm here.Copy !req
443. After I get back from Mars,
I mean.Copy !req
444. Thanks.Copy !req
445. Look, once you tell someone
your secret identity,Copy !req
446. that's it.Copy !req
447. So if you're going
to tell Amber the truth,Copy !req
448. you'd better be serious
about her.Copy !req
449. Are you serious
about her, Mark?Copy !req
450. the weather
continues to holdCopy !req
451. and we've been told
everything's looking goodCopy !req
452. as we enter
the last few minutesCopy !req
453. before the launch—Copy !req
454. —of the Mars mission shuttle.Copy !req
455. Mark?Copy !req
456. I figured
you'd need somethingCopy !req
457. to store
your rice separator in,Copy !req
458. and I found some extra change
in the couch, so...Copy !req
459. That's very thoughtful.Copy !req
460. Thank you.Copy !req
461. Come on in.Copy !req
462. Listen, um, Amber.Copy !req
463. I'm, uh...Copy !req
464. I'm—Copy !req
465. You're what?Copy !req
466. Volunteering,Copy !req
467. just like you.Copy !req
468. I'm-I'm going away
and helping peopleCopy !req
469. for two weeks.Copy !req
470. What?Copy !req
471. Like far away.Copy !req
472. Well, that's great.
When?Copy !req
473. just under
60 seconds to launch...Copy !req
474. Um...Copy !req
475. Any minute now.Copy !req
476. - For real?
- More or less.Copy !req
477. Where are you going?Copy !req
478. You know, it's desert-y.Copy !req
479. Hardly anyone goes there, um...Copy !req
480. There's almost no buildings
or anything.Copy !req
481. You don't know
where you're going?Copy !req
482. I signed up last minute.Copy !req
483. the firing sequenceCopy !req
484. is armed and ready...Copy !req
485. Amber, you're incredible,Copy !req
486. and you make me want to be
a better person,Copy !req
487. so at the risk of sounding
totally desperate,Copy !req
488. please don't lose interest in me
while I'm gone.Copy !req
489. I figure you've bankedCopy !req
490. about two weeks
of interest...Copy !req
491. Ten, nine, eight, seven...Copy !req
492. Maybe three.Copy !req
493. six, five, four, three—Copy !req
494. I'll bring you back
a souvenir!Copy !req
495. two, one—Copy !req
496. And we have lift-off
of the Mars mission.Copy !req
497. an international exploration
of the red planetCopy !req
498. that will broaden
humanity's knowledgeCopy !req
499. in ways we can only imagine.Copy !req
500. Whoa.Copy !req
501. Cool.Copy !req
502. Cutting it close, kid.Copy !req
503. I'm here, aren't I?Copy !req
504. Yeah, you are.Copy !req
505. Okay, first thing,Copy !req
506. stay out of sight
unless something goes wrong.Copy !req
507. This is supposed to be a win
for human spaceflight.Copy !req
508. I'm a ghost.Copy !req
509. Second,Copy !req
510. the main reason
you're on this missionCopy !req
511. is the Martians—Copy !req
512. What, there are Martians?Copy !req
513. Where'd you think
Martian Man came from, Jupiter?Copy !req
514. Uh, I...
never thought about it.Copy !req
515. We don't know
much about 'em,Copy !req
516. but we know
they live undergroundCopy !req
517. and keep to themselves.Copy !req
518. You shouldn't have any trouble.Copy !req
519. Just keep an eye out.Copy !req
520. Martians.Copy !req
521. Way to bury the lede, Cecil.Copy !req
522. Actually the ledeCopy !req
523. is "Make sure our astronauts
get home safe.Copy !req
524. Humanity's counting on you."Copy !req
525. Ugh.Copy !req
526. It's a waste of Mark's time.Copy !req
527. It was his decision,
and I'm proud of him.Copy !req
528. Isn't this
what superpowers are for?Copy !req
529. He doesn't understand
his responsibilities.Copy !req
530. He's 17, Nolan.Copy !req
531. He hasn't had responsibilities
before now.Copy !req
532. You know, ever since
Mark got his powers,Copy !req
533. you've been different.Copy !req
534. I'm trying to teach him.Copy !req
535. You've been distant,Copy !req
536. annoyed at everything,Copy !req
537. and you've been mean.Copy !req
538. I've been under
a lot of stress!Copy !req
539. You've been talking about home.Copy !req
540. You never talk about home.Copy !req
541. I want Mark to know his people.Copy !req
542. I don't even know your people.Copy !req
543. I've never even met
another Viltrumite.Copy !req
544. I've told you—Copy !req
545. You-you've told me stories, yes,Copy !req
546. but that's not the same.Copy !req
547. You're hiding something from me,Copy !req
548. and it hurts.Copy !req
549. Okay, I'm-I'm sorry.Copy !req
550. I didn't— I'm not—Copy !req
551. You're not what?Copy !req
552. I never thought
I would have a family,Copy !req
553. and then you came along,Copy !req
554. and I love youCopy !req
555. and MarkCopy !req
556. so much,Copy !req
557. but when I see Mark
with his powers,Copy !req
558. and after what happened
to the Guardians,Copy !req
559. I'm terrified
I could lose everything.Copy !req
560. Me too.Copy !req
561. So what do we do?Copy !req
562. Well, Mark's gone
for two weeks.Copy !req
563. And?Copy !req
564. Remember our first trip
together?Copy !req
565. Nolan, I...Copy !req
566. I told Olga
I'd sell her house.Copy !req
567. Her house will still be here
when we get back.Copy !req
568. Hey, you asked me
what we do.Copy !req
569. We do this.Copy !req
570. Pack a lunch, my ass.Copy !req
571. Sweetie...Copy !req
572. L'Osteria Donato!Copy !req
573. I can't believe
it's still here!Copy !req
574. Oh, we'll never get in.Copy !req
575. I made reservations.Copy !req
576. You never make reservations.Copy !req
577. Whoa...Copy !req
578. We are down, Houston.Copy !req
579. It's a beautiful day on Mars,Copy !req
580. and a beautiful accomplishment
for all humankind.Copy !req
581. [Astronaut #2] Nice job, Hank.Copy !req
582. Did you guys see that?Copy !req
583. See what?Copy !req
584. Eh, never mind.Copy !req
585. Ah, maybe not the best
color scheme for this mission.Copy !req
586. Gah... this sucks.Copy !req
587. Maybe they have a charger
in the shuttle?Copy !req
588. What?Copy !req
589. Shit...Copy !req
590. Julius Caesar,Copy !req
591. one of Earth's
greatest conquerors,Copy !req
592. reduced to that.Copy !req
593. I think Caesar's doing
just fine history-wise.Copy !req
594. Yeah, I suppose.Copy !req
595. God, this takes me back...Copy !req
596. It was only a few years ago.Copy !req
597. Our first date
was 20 years ago, Nolan.Copy !req
598. Huh.Copy !req
599. Mostly, I remember you
dumping me right after.Copy !req
600. Well, yeah, because
you were a dick.Copy !req
601. Come on,
I flew you to Rome.Copy !req
602. Yeah, and you
expected me to worship youCopy !req
603. because of it.Copy !req
604. I was new here.Copy !req
605. I got better.Copy !req
606. You know what,
you only got a second dateCopy !req
607. because I saw you
save those kids on the news.Copy !req
608. I'm glad we came.Copy !req
609. But you still feel
something's wrong.Copy !req
610. Don't you?Copy !req
611. I don't know if it's
what happened to the Guardians,Copy !req
612. or Mark,Copy !req
613. or if it's just us,Copy !req
614. but I feel like I'm standing
on the edge of a cliff,Copy !req
615. and I'm the only one of us
who can't fly.Copy !req
616. I haven't been honest
with you, Debbie.Copy !req
617. About what?Copy !req
618. About the murders.Copy !req
619. Nolan?Copy !req
620. Cecil thinks
I had something to do with...Copy !req
621. what happened to the Guardians.Copy !req
622. But you didn't.Copy !req
623. I'm the only survivor,Copy !req
624. and I'm not human,Copy !req
625. and Cecil's never liked me.Copy !req
626. You have to talk to him.Copy !req
627. I've tried.Copy !req
628. This could get bad.Copy !req
629. Oh, god...Copy !req
630. What do we do?Copy !req
631. We stay together as a family.Copy !req
632. You, me, and Mark.Copy !req
633. All you have to do is trust me.Copy !req
634. Nolan!Copy !req
635. Do you trust me, Debbie?Copy !req
636. There's-there's a dragon
behind you!Copy !req
637. Please.Copy !req
638. Do you trust me?Copy !req
639. I trust you.Copy !req
640. You have no ideaCopy !req
641. how much I needed
to hear you say that.Copy !req
642. Okay, now do something!Copy !req
643. I'm on vacation
with my beautiful wife.Copy !req
644. Let Cecil earn his paycheck.Copy !req
645. Hmm...Copy !req
646. Hmm...Copy !req
647. Hmm...Copy !req
648. You can come out.Copy !req
649. I'm not hiding.Copy !req
650. Cecil.Copy !req
651. Nolan warned us about you.Copy !req
652. Shouldn't have any trouble.Copy !req
653. Martians live underground.Copy !req
654. Hmm...Copy !req
655. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
656. Ah, Jesus...Copy !req
657. The hell...?Copy !req
658. Huh?Copy !req
659. Do not move, human.Copy !req
660. Whoa!Copy !req
661. Hold on!Copy !req
662. I'm-I'm not here
to hurt anyone, okay?Copy !req
663. I'm just here
looking for, uh—Copy !req
664. You guys need to keep
your dogs on a leash!Copy !req
665. I assume those are, like,
Martian dogs, or something?Copy !req
666. You are unaffected
by the sequids?Copy !req
667. No, I am very affected by them.Copy !req
668. I can still taste them.Copy !req
669. The other humans,Copy !req
670. in white,Copy !req
671. are they like you?Copy !req
672. The astronauts?Copy !req
673. I mean, kinda,
but not exactly.Copy !req
674. Wait, you know where they are?Copy !req
675. And you speak English?Copy !req
676. We speak Martian.Copy !req
677. Welcome to Mars, Earth-man.Copy !req
678. Thanks for having me...Copy !req
679. Mars-man.Copy !req
680. Mr. Mars-Man.Copy !req
681. Sir.Copy !req
682. Your Highness?Copy !req
683. What is your purpose here?Copy !req
684. It's funny, uh,Copy !req
685. I was sent to protect
some of my fellow Earth-menCopy !req
686. on a mission
to your lovely planet,Copy !req
687. and if they don't get back
in one piece,Copy !req
688. I'm really gonna
look like a dick.Copy !req
689. Oh, hey, guys.Copy !req
690. Uh, yeah, we don't know
who that is.Copy !req
691. It was a secret mission.Copy !req
692. Well, you suck at it then.Copy !req
693. Mistakes were made,Copy !req
694. but everything's
back on track,Copy !req
695. so if you don't mind,Copy !req
696. we'll get out
of your, um, hair,Copy !req
697. and maybe keep
your little squid-dogsCopy !req
698. under control this time?Copy !req
699. The sequids
are the very reasonCopy !req
700. I captured your people.Copy !req
701. They are
a world-destroying raceCopy !req
702. who left a trail of destruction
across the universe,Copy !req
703. before crashing onto our planet.Copy !req
704. Alone, their group mind
is scattered and weak,Copy !req
705. but with an appropriate host,Copy !req
706. they become unified
and unstoppable.Copy !req
707. Our shape-changing abilities
let us resist them,Copy !req
708. but if a single sequid
fuses with one of your people,Copy !req
709. they would rise up as one
and savage Mars,Copy !req
710. and soon after,Copy !req
711. Earth.Copy !req
712. Oh.Copy !req
713. Tell me, Earth-man,Copy !req
714. how are you able
to resist them?Copy !req
715. I'm part Viltrumite.Copy !req
716. Ever heard of us?Copy !req
717. I am the Emperor of Mars!Copy !req
718. Of course, I've heard of you!Copy !req
719. Okay, well then,Copy !req
720. you know we like to help out
wherever we can,Copy !req
721. which is why I was sent
to protect these astronauts,Copy !req
722. so if you're all good,Copy !req
723. we'll finish our science
and head home—Copy !req
724. Impossible!Copy !req
725. The humans are scheduled
for immediate execution.Copy !req
726. We cannot risk them
coming in contact with a sequid.Copy !req
727. I understand.Copy !req
728. Go! Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
729. Grab hands!Copy !req
730. Move, move, move!Copy !req
731. - Coolant levels.
- Check!Copy !req
732. - Oxygen levels.
- Check.Copy !req
733. Fuck it!Copy !req
734. Let's do this.Copy !req
735. Ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
736. Huh?Copy !req
737. Um, okay.Copy !req
738. Can I lift that?Copy !req
739. I think I can lift that.Copy !req
740. Ow! Shit!Copy !req
741. Ow! Ow!Copy !req
742. Come on, guys!Copy !req
743. No hard feelings, right?Copy !req
744. I'm gonna take a rock
if that's okay.Copy !req
745. Yeah?Copy !req
746. I've been
wanting to go to MarsCopy !req
747. since I was a kid.Copy !req
748. Now I never want
to go back.Copy !req
749. Never would be too soon.Copy !req
750. the world's
spirits were raisedCopy !req
751. as the first men and women
to walk on another planetCopy !req
752. returned home
after a by-the-book mission—Copy !req
753. Oh, hey, you're...
back early.Copy !req
754. Wow.Copy !req
755. Uh... how was Mars?Copy !req
756. By the looks of it,Copy !req
757. less eventful than
whatever was happening here.Copy !req
758. We'd love to hear more
over dinner.Copy !req
759. Sweetie?Copy !req
760. We're having chicken.Copy !req
761. Mark!Copy !req
762. That's the response
I was hoping for.Copy !req
763. Wait, you were gone?Copy !req
764. So, how was it?Copy !req
765. Well, mostly boring.Copy !req
766. Encountered some local wildlife.Copy !req
767. Met the king,
kind of a jerk.Copy !req
768. Oh, but I did
actually help people.Copy !req
769. Not sure how grateful they were,
but whatever.Copy !req
770. Huh.Copy !req
771. That is a strangely
non-specific story.Copy !req
772. Check it out,Copy !req
773. I got you something.Copy !req
774. Ooh, I've always wanted
one of these.Copy !req
775. It's, um...Copy !req
776. Ugh!
What do they call them?Copy !req
777. A—Copy !req
778. Rock.Copy !req
779. —rock?Copy !req
780. And not just any rock.Copy !req
781. A M-earth rock.Copy !req
782. It's an Earth rock.Copy !req
783. Whoa... even more impressive.Copy !req
784. Yeah, just make sureCopy !req
785. you never show it
to any geologists,Copy !req
786. or anyone who knows
anything about rocks.Copy !req
787. They might tell you
something crazy.Copy !req
788. Well, thank you.Copy !req
789. For the beautiful,
regular Earth rock.Copy !req
790. Guess what Donald found
when we searched your office?Copy !req
791. Hmm...Copy !req
792. Disappointment?Copy !req
793. Dried blood.Copy !req
794. Not much,
but enough to run for DNA.Copy !req
795. Hmm.Copy !req
796. The Guardians.Copy !req
797. Yup.Copy !req
798. Planted.Copy !req
799. Didn't kill Guardians.Copy !req
800. Didn't try to kill Nolan.Copy !req
801. I know.Copy !req
802. But I have to do this anyway.Copy !req
803. Why?Copy !req
804. Because you didn't listen to meCopy !req
805. when I told you
to drop the goddamn case.Copy !req
806. Can't excise me.Copy !req
807. Destroyed the book
you need for ritualCopy !req
808. centuries ago.Copy !req
809. The Demonius Ex Mortum?Copy !req
810. I had a few of my guys
reconstruct it.Copy !req
811. They used artificial
intelligenceCopy !req
812. to figure out
the missing words.Copy !req
813. Technology, am I right?Copy !req
814. "Dominari daemonium meam.Copy !req
815. Mitte ad inferos..."Copy !req
816. Never thought you'd be the one
to protect him.Copy !req
817. See, that's the problem
with demons,Copy !req
818. you only see good and evil.Copy !req
819. Black and white.Copy !req
820. Well, I need to keep things grayCopy !req
821. until I can figure out
why Nolan killed the GuardiansCopy !req
822. and how to stop him.Copy !req
823. Say I'd see you in Hell,Copy !req
824. but there's a worse place
waiting for you.Copy !req
825. daemonium meam...
ad inferos...Copy !req
826. Um...Copy !req
827. Oh, now you care
about the demon?Copy !req
828. He's not dead,
he's just back in hell.Copy !req
829. Isn't—Copy !req
830. Isn't that worse?Copy !req
831. This place is amazing.Copy !req
832. Why did they decide to sell?Copy !req
833. The wife had
an opportunity abroad.Copy !req
834. Oh, that's nice.Copy !req
835. I think we want it.Copy !req
836. I'll start the paperwork.Copy !req
837. Finally, phase one begins.Copy !req
838. I know.Copy !req
839. Two more salesCopy !req
840. and I'll break
the monthly record.Copy !req
841. If anyone can do it,
it's you.Copy !req
842. Oh, did you talk to Cecil?Copy !req
843. Yeah, get this,Copy !req
844. some new evidence came up,Copy !req
845. and apparently,
I'm in the clear.Copy !req
846. He even apologized.Copy !req
847. Cecil never apologizes.Copy !req
848. I know.Copy !req
849. So nothing to worry about.Copy !req
850. Everything's fine.Copy !req