1. Coffee?Copy !req
2. For sure.Copy !req
3. Thanks, man.Copy !req
4. You ready for next week?Copy !req
5. What's next week?Copy !req
6. Superhuman evasion training.Copy !req
7. We have to get recertified.Copy !req
8. Look, I...
I get the need,Copy !req
9. but it's the worst.Copy !req
10. When I was on the force,Copy !req
11. you had to do hand-to-hand
training all the time.Copy !req
12. The guy comes at you
with a knife,Copy !req
13. you gotta be ready,Copy !req
14. but, uh, this is...
th-this is something else.Copy !req
15. I'm supposed to learn
to tuck and rollCopy !req
16. away from a guyCopy !req
17. who can shoot lasers
from his eyes,Copy !req
18. or control minds,Copy !req
19. or kick a goddamn schoolbus
to the moon?Copy !req
20. It's the job.Copy !req
21. You're awful calm
about it.Copy !req
22. Hell, last time
you sprained your back.Copy !req
23. You...Copy !req
24. Aw, shit, wait,Copy !req
25. you're not even
gonna be here, are you?Copy !req
26. Sucks to be you!Copy !req
27. I'll be living it up
in London,Copy !req
28. seeing the sights,
eating Indian food.Copy !req
29. Enjoy getting laser burn.Copy !req
30. Oh, you're gonna be gone
the whole time?Copy !req
31. All friggin' week?Copy !req
32. Two.Copy !req
33. All of Matt's spring break.Copy !req
34. The boy is obsessed
with The Beatles.Copy !req
35. He wants to go
to Abbey Road,Copy !req
36. he wants to visit
Apple Records.Copy !req
37. I might even get to see
some things I want to see,Copy !req
38. if we have time.Copy !req
39. And it's just the two of you?Copy !req
40. You sure about that, Steve?Copy !req
41. I thought you two
hated each otherCopy !req
42. with the burning fury
of a thousand suns.Copy !req
43. Well, maybe a hundred.Copy !req
44. I mean, Matt,
he had it rough, you know,Copy !req
45. but he's really
pulled himself together.Copy !req
46. With what you told me
that kid was doing?Copy !req
47. The stealing, the drugs?Copy !req
48. How'd you turn that around?Copy !req
49. Good morning.Copy !req
50. It wasn't easy.Copy !req
51. The thing is,Copy !req
52. when Molly and I
first got together,Copy !req
53. he was living with his dad,Copy !req
54. and he was just running wild.Copy !req
55. Kid was a real asshole.Copy !req
56. You saw the shiner he gave me.Copy !req
57. That's all behind us now.Copy !req
58. He stared down his demons,
and he...Copy !req
59. damn it, he conquered them.Copy !req
60. I've never done anything
that hard in my life.Copy !req
61. We're so damn proud
of the guy...Copy !req
62. of the man that he's becoming.Copy !req
63. So he wants to go to London,Copy !req
64. Molly and I scraped together
enough to make it happen.Copy !req
65. We wanted to show himCopy !req
66. how much we appreciate
all his hard work.Copy !req
67. I never had a kid of my own.Copy !req
68. I wasn't there
when he was born.Copy !req
69. I didn't teach him
how to ride a bike,Copy !req
70. or throw a ball...Copy !req
71. but in a few months,Copy !req
72. when he walks
across that stage,Copy !req
73. and accepts that diploma...Copy !req
74. that is my son.Copy !req
75. Oh, you... you just take
all the time you need.Copy !req
76. Why don't I just
make some hot cocoaCopy !req
77. to cheer up my sweet boy?Copy !req
78. Come on, like you're not
crying on my shoulderCopy !req
79. every time you don't get
a second date?Copy !req
80. What was...Copy !req
81. We were supposed
to be inside.Copy !req
82. I should never have trustedCopy !req
83. the flawed calculations
of a clone.Copy !req
84. Clone?Copy !req
85. I am not!Copy !req
86. This was always
the plan.Copy !req
87. The president
is targeting us,Copy !req
88. so we shatter the illusion
of his safety.Copy !req
89. It's not enough
for us to kill him.Copy !req
90. It has to be a spectacle.Copy !req
91. You'd know this
if you were truly the original.Copy !req
92. Oh, god, oh, god, oh, god...Copy !req
93. Refreshing.Copy !req
94. Kind of tickles.Copy !req
95. Mm, I prefer
a higher caliber.Copy !req
96. Huh?Copy !req
97. I order...Copy !req
98. I order...Copy !req
99. I order you...Copy !req
100. You order what?Copy !req
101. Kill that one
and move on!Copy !req
102. Your eye is as replaceable
as you are.Copy !req
103. I am the original!Copy !req
104. Steve, look out!Copy !req
105. Sorry I'm late!Copy !req
106. Red Rush,
get this guy out of here!Copy !req
107. Focus on evac!Copy !req
108. We can deal with these two
once the area is clear!Copy !req
109. We can take it from here!Copy !req
110. Fall back, help us
evacuate civilians!Copy !req
111. Yes, ma'am!Copy !req
112. Damn it! Run!Copy !req
113. War Woman...Copy !req
114. Please, you couldn't just
sit this one out?Copy !req
115. Let us kill the President?Copy !req
116. Haven't you earned a day off?Copy !req
117. Not our style.Copy !req
118. Sorry.Copy !req
119. This isn't
a spectator sport!Copy !req
120. Move!Copy !req
121. No!Copy !req
122. Stay together, stay together,
stay together, stay together!Copy !req
123. Don't move.Copy !req
124. You're safe now.Copy !req
125. I got 'em!Copy !req
126. They're in the clear.Copy !req
127. - You are on President duty.
- On it.Copy !req
128. Sorry, I wouldn't normally
move so fast,Copy !req
129. but there were
so many of you that...Copy !req
130. Oh, no.Copy !req
131. It starts with one of you,
then it...Copy !req
132. Oh! Sorry.Copy !req
133. I can't...Copy !req
134. Huh?Copy !req
135. Now!Copy !req
136. While he's distracted!Copy !req
137. This floor looks clear.Copy !req
138. I'll go up,
you go down.Copy !req
139. I've got you.Copy !req
140. We're gonna be fine.Copy !req
141. We'll get out of this.Copy !req
142. No, no,
what about you?Copy !req
143. Behind you.Copy !req
144. You're welcome.Copy !req
145. Get those soldiers out of here!Copy !req
146. We can take it from here.Copy !req
147. Too dangerous for you.Copy !req
148. When we crush
the Guardians of the GlobeCopy !req
149. and kill the president,Copy !req
150. no one will be left
to stop us!Copy !req
151. Take my hand!Copy !req
152. I had him.Copy !req
153. Ah. All clear.Copy !req
154. The building is clear.Copy !req
155. It's just us.Copy !req
156. Evacuation complete.Copy !req
157. Now we can cut looseCopy !req
158. and focus on
taking these brutes down.Copy !req
159. Ah!Copy !req
160. Ah!Copy !req
161. Ah!Copy !req
162. Ah!Copy !req
163. Mom? What!Copy !req
164. I'll be out in a minute!Copy !req
165. I don't have
a minute.Copy !req
166. Mom!Copy !req
167. My bathroom's
out of soap.Copy !req
168. Get over yourself.Copy !req
169. I used to change
your diapers, kid.Copy !req
170. There's nothing
going on down thereCopy !req
171. I haven't seen before.Copy !req
172. Just get out!Copy !req
173. As you can see,Copy !req
174. the scene is absolute chaos
as the Mauler twins...Copy !req
175. Looks like
Dad's saving the White House.Copy !req
176. Alone?Copy !req
177. Guardians are there, too.Copy !req
178. Who are they fighting?Copy !req
179. Ugh, Mauler Twins.Copy !req
180. Looks like we won't be
getting breakfast togetherCopy !req
181. this morning.Copy !req
182. Bummer.Copy !req
183. It's the White House, Mom.Copy !req
184. Kind of important.Copy !req
185. Oh, they rebuild that thing
twice a year at this point.Copy !req
186. If it's not Doc Seismic,Copy !req
187. it's the Lizard League,
or someone else.Copy !req
188. I doubt the President
still lives there.Copy !req
189. I'm not too late!Copy !req
190. I'm gonna shower.Copy !req
191. Not so fast.Copy !req
192. Come here first.Copy !req
193. Don't make me
get the spray bottle.Copy !req
194. Now, let's get you
out of that costume.Copy !req
195. Boundaries, people!Copy !req
196. Bathroom doors
are closed for a reason,Copy !req
197. and parents should never,
ever talk about sexCopy !req
198. in front of their kids!Copy !req
199. You should be overjoyed
to see your parentsCopy !req
200. passionately expressing
their love for each other.Copy !req
201. Now stop griping.Copy !req
202. Get ready for school.Copy !req
203. Couldn't you at least wait
until I leave the house...Copy !req
204. for college!Copy !req
205. What were you thinking?Copy !req
206. Paris?Copy !req
207. Actually,
I was kind of pullingCopy !req
208. for that little cafe
in Berlin.Copy !req
209. I've been jonesing
for those sausages.Copy !req
210. Aw, man, you guys
are going to Best Wurst?Copy !req
211. I love that place!Copy !req
212. You've got school.Copy !req
213. When your powers kick in,
you can go on your own.Copy !req
214. Salt on the wound, Dad.Copy !req
215. They've gotta be due
any day now, son.Copy !req
216. Even the latest bloomers
on ViltrumCopy !req
217. would get their powersCopy !req
218. before what would be
their 18th birthday.Copy !req
219. You'll see.Copy !req
220. Don't get his hopes up.Copy !req
221. Bye!Copy !req
222. Have fun!Copy !req
223. I'll just be walking,Copy !req
224. on the ground,Copy !req
225. with my feet.Copy !req
226. Morning.Copy !req
227. Uh, just, uh...Copy !req
228. just trying to break in
these new shoes.Copy !req
229. Ugh!Copy !req
230. Mauler Twins
attack the White House?Copy !req
231. Nuts, right?Copy !req
232. I saw.Copy !req
233. I can't believe
the Guardians of the GlobeCopy !req
234. let them get that close
to killing the President.Copy !req
235. They didn't even get
into the building,Copy !req
236. and Omni-Man was there, too.Copy !req
237. You're such
an Omni-Maniac.Copy !req
238. Way to root
for the underdog.Copy !req
239. Big fan of the Yankees,
are you?Copy !req
240. Sure, he's hot and all,Copy !req
241. and that mustache...Copy !req
242. Sorry!Copy !req
243. Okay, straight stuff.Copy !req
244. You up for some
Clash Crash tonight?Copy !req
245. I'm hoping for a Level 43
chest armor.Copy !req
246. Don't bring up
that stupid job, man.Copy !req
247. Don't be that person.Copy !req
248. When's the last time
you bought a comic book?Copy !req
249. Those things are expensive,Copy !req
250. and they're doing Seance Dog
twice a month all summer.Copy !req
251. You're into
the stupidest stuff.Copy !req
252. Knock it off, Todd!Copy !req
253. Come on...Copy !req
254. Quit playing games.Copy !req
255. I know you're crazy about me.Copy !req
256. Marcy told me.Copy !req
257. Well, you are
big and strong, aren't you?Copy !req
258. You know it.Copy !req
259. And you think
that makes it okayCopy !req
260. for you to harass me?Copy !req
261. Hey, don't walk away from me.Copy !req
262. What, are you
a lesbian or something?Copy !req
263. Oh, my god, I wish!Copy !req
264. Would you
leave me alone then?Copy !req
265. Let go of me,Copy !req
266. so I can go find
a girl to kiss!Copy !req
267. Don't.Copy !req
268. Guy's twice your size.Copy !req
269. Maybe you can just
sit back and watch this?Copy !req
270. I can't.Copy !req
271. I can because
I'm not Omni-Man,Copy !req
272. and neither are you.Copy !req
273. Let's see.Copy !req
274. I think Amber's
been pretty clearCopy !req
275. about how she feels, Todd.Copy !req
276. Are you serious, Grayson?Copy !req
277. Look...Copy !req
278. Leave him alone!Copy !req
279. What are you lookin' at?Copy !req
280. Thank you.Copy !req
281. Yup.Copy !req
282. Close one.Copy !req
283. Huh.Copy !req
284. It's about time.Copy !req
285. And a big welcome home
to my favorite son.Copy !req
286. I made some chicken,Copy !req
287. but I also heated up
some authentic German bratwurstCopy !req
288. flown in special today,Copy !req
289. just for you.Copy !req
290. I... had
a pretty interesting day.Copy !req
291. Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
292. Honest to god, a dragon
was attacking Hong Kong.Copy !req
293. I stopped it.Copy !req
294. Ooh, a dragon.
Nice.Copy !req
295. Mark was getting ready
to tell usCopy !req
296. how interesting
his day was.Copy !req
297. Guess who's finally
getting his powers?Copy !req
298. Are you sure?Copy !req
299. Pretty sure.Copy !req
300. Threw a trash bag into space
at work.Copy !req
301. Oh, that's great, Son,Copy !req
302. just great!Copy !req
303. If you're up for it,Copy !req
304. I'll make some time
tomorrow for training.Copy !req
305. This is so exciting!Copy !req
306. Bright and early
tomorrow, Mark.Copy !req
307. Make sure you get
a good night's sleep.Copy !req
308. Ha! For sure!Copy !req
309. Okay, Son, bear with me...Copy !req
310. This is gonna be a little
awkward for both of us.Copy !req
311. You may have noticedCopy !req
312. that I'm not like
normal dads.Copy !req
313. Your mother and I think
it's time you knew the truth.Copy !req
314. We think you're old enough
for me to tell youCopy !req
315. where I really come from.Copy !req
316. Millions of miles from here,Copy !req
317. out in deep space,Copy !req
318. is the planet Viltrum...Copy !req
319. It's a cool blue oasisCopy !req
320. alone in a solar system
much like our own.Copy !req
321. I was born on this planet.Copy !req
322. Viltrumites
are very similar to humans,Copy !req
323. except we can fly,Copy !req
324. move at super speed,Copy !req
325. and possess great strength.Copy !req
326. When our people come of age,Copy !req
327. we leave Viltrum,Copy !req
328. and venture out
into the galaxy,Copy !req
329. using our abilities to help
lesser-developed worlds.Copy !req
330. I volunteered to relocate
to Earth,Copy !req
331. and be its sole protector.Copy !req
332. That's when I met
your mother...Copy !req
333. and we eventually had you.Copy !req
334. I know this is a lot
to take in at one time,Copy !req
335. but you're
half Viltrumite, Son,Copy !req
336. and you're getting older.Copy !req
337. Things are gonna
start to change for youCopy !req
338. in a few yearsCopy !req
339. as you hit puberty.Copy !req
340. You're gonna get acne.Copy !req
341. Your voice will start to crack
as it begins to change.Copy !req
342. You'll begin to grow hair
in strange places,Copy !req
343. and you're gonna start
to develop superpowersCopy !req
344. of your own.Copy !req
345. Just like me,Copy !req
346. super strength and speed,Copy !req
347. flight, the whole bit.Copy !req
348. Do you understand?Copy !req
349. I'm gonna be able to fly?Copy !req
350. Yes, Son,Copy !req
351. you're gonna be able to fly...Copy !req
352. I'm gonna be able to fly.Copy !req
353. Whew.Copy !req
354. Don't look down...Copy !req
355. Stop looking down!Copy !req
356. I'm not going down.Copy !req
357. I'm gonna fly up,Copy !req
358. because I can fly.Copy !req
359. What if I can't yet?Copy !req
360. No, no, no, okay.Copy !req
361. Dad always said
it was like a reflex,Copy !req
362. so if I don't want to fall,
I won't,Copy !req
363. and even if I do,
maybe it won't even hurt,Copy !req
364. or maybe...Copy !req
365. Ah, screw it!Copy !req
366. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
367. Whoa... oh, crap.Copy !req
368. Whoa! Oh, god...Copy !req
369. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
370. Ugh!Copy !req
371. No, no, no, no, no...Copy !req
372. Put some pants on,Copy !req
373. and let's get
in the sky, my boy.Copy !req
374. I'll... put some coffee on.Copy !req
375. It's kinda like
how you walk,Copy !req
376. and you don't think about
balancing anymore,Copy !req
377. but when you were a baby,
you did.Copy !req
378. You're a baby flier right now.Copy !req
379. You have to focus
on staying upright,Copy !req
380. focus on going
the direction you want to go.Copy !req
381. Understand?Copy !req
382. Yeah.Copy !req
383. I think I got it.Copy !req
384. It doesn't look like you do.Copy !req
385. Follow me.Copy !req
386. No, no...Copy !req
387. You can wear yourself out
flying.Copy !req
388. Moving fast
is like tensing a muscle.Copy !req
389. You're much better offCopy !req
390. if you relax that muscle
from time to time,Copy !req
391. use the momentum you're building
to carry you forward.Copy !req
392. Okay, you don't want to fall,Copy !req
393. so you're gonna have trouble
relaxing.Copy !req
394. It's kind of like
peeing your pants on purpose.Copy !req
395. What?Copy !req
396. Peeing your pants on purpose.Copy !req
397. You know, you spend
your whole lifeCopy !req
398. trying not to pee your pants,Copy !req
399. so letting go,
peeing your pants on purpose,Copy !req
400. it's next to impossible.Copy !req
401. How how do you know this?Copy !req
402. Who would try that?Copy !req
403. You are far better at flying
than you should be.Copy !req
404. Late-night practice?Copy !req
405. Is that why you're so tired?Copy !req
406. Don't try to change
the subject.Copy !req
407. Land over there.Copy !req
408. Slow down.Copy !req
409. Land. I said, land.Copy !req
410. Why aren't you slowing down?Copy !req
411. I can't!Copy !req
412. Stop. Just stop!Copy !req
413. Okay.Copy !req
414. I guess that still counts
as a landing.Copy !req
415. Get up.Copy !req
416. Come on, we're gonna try
something else.Copy !req
417. I'm actually getting
used to this a little.Copy !req
418. That's not good.Copy !req
419. Try to hit me.Copy !req
420. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
421. Use your whole body.Copy !req
422. You can punch with your arm,Copy !req
423. but if you punch
with your shoulder,Copy !req
424. your hips,
and your legs as well,Copy !req
425. it'll be much more powerful.Copy !req
426. It'll take a while
to get the hang of it.Copy !req
427. Okay.Copy !req
428. Now, with us,Copy !req
429. we can freely move ourselves
through physical space.Copy !req
430. That's how we fly.Copy !req
431. So we don't have to pivot
on our feetCopy !req
432. and push off the ground.Copy !req
433. We can literally
push off anything.Copy !req
434. We can create our own leverage.Copy !req
435. Good...Copy !req
436. but try it
a little more like this.Copy !req
437. Like what?Copy !req
438. Dad...Copy !req
439. You hurt me.Copy !req
440. I know, Son.Copy !req
441. I didn't...Copy !req
442. I didn't mean
to hit you so hard.Copy !req
443. I'm sorry.Copy !req
444. Why did you do that?Copy !req
445. Mark...Copy !req
446. if you really wanna doCopy !req
447. what I do,Copy !req
448. you have to be prepared
for anything.Copy !req
449. No one is gonna
pull their punches.Copy !req
450. So...Copy !req
451. how badly did that go?Copy !req
452. I pushed him pretty far.Copy !req
453. It's what he needs.Copy !req
454. Did you maybe
push too far?Copy !req
455. Are you questioning me?Copy !req
456. What the hell
has gotten into you?Copy !req
457. I don't know.Copy !req
458. I...Copy !req
459. I'm sorry.Copy !req
460. Mark got his powers so late,
I wasn't prepared for this.Copy !req
461. It changes things.Copy !req
462. I can't help but think,Copy !req
463. maybe our lives
would be betterCopy !req
464. if he hadn't
gotten them at all.Copy !req
465. Jeez, man.Copy !req
466. You still sore
from Todd's thrashing?Copy !req
467. What's up?Copy !req
468. Huh?Copy !req
469. No, I'm fine.Copy !req
470. Okay, man.Copy !req
471. You sure look fine.Copy !req
472. Hey, Mark Grayson...Copy !req
473. and I don't see Amber
anywhere nearbyCopy !req
474. to protect your sorry ass.Copy !req
475. Todd, please.Copy !req
476. Just don't...Copy !req
477. Don't?Copy !req
478. Don't what?Copy !req
479. Don't kick your ass again?Copy !req
480. Or what?
Are you threatening me?Copy !req
481. Or do you need a replay
of what happened last time, ass?Copy !req
482. Hit me.Copy !req
483. Go on.Copy !req
484. Hit me as hard as you can.Copy !req
485. Again.Copy !req
486. Again.Copy !req
487. Harder.Copy !req
488. Freak!Copy !req
489. Dude, what is up with you?Copy !req
490. I need something to punch.Copy !req
491. He just walked away, Mark!Copy !req
492. You missed your chance.Copy !req
493. Gunfire...Copy !req
494. Where did the gunfire go?Copy !req
495. There!Copy !req
496. Whoa...Copy !req
497. Dammit.Copy !req
498. Let's go!Copy !req
499. You're not supposed
to run with us, you idiot!Copy !req
500. You're supposed
to stay behindCopy !req
501. so we can get away!Copy !req
502. You brought me along
to protect you from the cops.Copy !req
503. I can't do thatCopy !req
504. if I hang back
and let them shoot me.Copy !req
505. Shut up
and get us over the fence!Copy !req
506. Huh?Copy !req
507. Meant to do that.Copy !req
508. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
509. I'm...Copy !req
510. Uh...Copy !req
511. I'm...Copy !req
512. I guess I'm working
on that.Copy !req
513. Any suggestions?Copy !req
514. Captain Guy with a hole
punched through him?Copy !req
515. Doesn't really
roll off the tongue.Copy !req
516. Anything else?Copy !req
517. Huh, what about Ass Kicker?Copy !req
518. No...Copy !req
519. that sounds
willfully childish.Copy !req
520. What are you thinking?Copy !req
521. You look ridiculous.Copy !req
522. Let's get outta here.Copy !req
523. Whoa...Copy !req
524. Oof!Copy !req
525. Honestly,Copy !req
526. I think you might have
skipped a few steps, Mark.Copy !req
527. Seemed to work out just fine.Copy !req
528. It may not
look like much,Copy !req
529. but you did far more
damage down thereCopy !req
530. than you needed to.Copy !req
531. I don't think
you're ready.Copy !req
532. Hit me.Copy !req
533. What?Copy !req
534. Hit me now.
Do it!Copy !req
535. I wasn't ready before.Copy !req
536. Now I am.Copy !req
537. I can take it.Copy !req
538. Come on!Copy !req
539. I'm not gonna hit you.Copy !req
540. You'd never
hit me before, okay?Copy !req
541. It scared me.Copy !req
542. It wasn't too much,
I could take the pain.Copy !req
543. I'm strong.Copy !req
544. I know you are.Copy !req
545. No, you don't!Copy !req
546. I know you think
I can't do this!Copy !req
547. Hit me, and let me
prove you wrong!Copy !req
548. Please, Dad!Copy !req
549. Please just hit me.Copy !req
550. Oh, Son...Copy !req
551. I'm strong enough,
and I can do this!Copy !req
552. It's all I ever wanted
for as long as I can remember.Copy !req
553. I wanna do what you do.Copy !req
554. I wanna be just like you.Copy !req
555. You will be, Son.Copy !req
556. You will.Copy !req
557. Let me make this up to you.Copy !req
558. Follow me.Copy !req
559. You're taking me shopping?Copy !req
560. I am.Copy !req
561. Were you seen?Copy !req
562. Who are you talking to?Copy !req
563. Sorry, sorry.Copy !req
564. Just need to ask.Copy !req
565. Whoa...Copy !req
566. Prom dresses by day,Copy !req
567. indestructible super suits
by night.Copy !req
568. I'm Art Rosenbaum, kid.Copy !req
569. Pleasure to finally meet you.Copy !req
570. I've heard so much
about you.Copy !req
571. You, too.Copy !req
572. Heh.Copy !req
573. Your dad's never
mentioned me, has he?Copy !req
574. Well, I...Copy !req
575. He's a teenager, Art.Copy !req
576. He barely remembers anythingCopy !req
577. he doesn't see in the mirror
every morning.Copy !req
578. Wait, super suits?Copy !req
579. Am I getting
a costume?Copy !req
580. Do you make
Dad's costumes?Copy !req
581. He's a quick one,
this kid.Copy !req
582. I can't have you
running around in your pajamasCopy !req
583. all the time.Copy !req
584. Oh, man!Copy !req
585. Awesome!Copy !req
586. Wait, do you already
have one made for me?Copy !req
587. Is it a surprise?Copy !req
588. Usually, we start
with a conversation,Copy !req
589. and I make something custom,Copy !req
590. but I do have one
that might work.Copy !req
591. What do you think?Copy !req
592. Well...Copy !req
593. I don't know about
the orange and yellow.Copy !req
594. It's pretty loud.Copy !req
595. Dad?Copy !req
596. Not your best work, Art.Copy !req
597. Can't blame a guyCopy !req
598. for trying to move
unsold merchandise.Copy !req
599. I like the goggles.Copy !req
600. They'd keep the wind
out of my eyes when I fly,Copy !req
601. but I was really, like,
hoping for something more, uh...Copy !req
602. I don't know...Copy !req
603. iconic?Copy !req
604. Of course you were.Copy !req
605. That's what everyone wants.Copy !req
606. Iconic.Copy !req
607. A symbol.Copy !req
608. Something kids
will drawCopy !req
609. in the margins
of their notebooksCopy !req
610. while they daydream about
being as cool as you.Copy !req
611. It's also tough as hell
to pull off,Copy !req
612. but listen,Copy !req
613. your dad being who he is,Copy !req
614. I'm willing to put
a lot of elbow greaseCopy !req
615. into this one...Copy !req
616. but I'm gonna need
a little help from you.Copy !req
617. Have you decided on a name yet?Copy !req
618. I haven't really
thought about it.Copy !req
619. Well, having a name helps.Copy !req
620. Darkwing has dark wings,Copy !req
621. the Red Rush is a red rush
when he runs by you.Copy !req
622. You get it?Copy !req
623. You give me
something to go on,Copy !req
624. I'll strive for iconic.Copy !req
625. Think about it
and get back to me.Copy !req
626. Mark?Copy !req
627. Mark?Copy !req
628. Mark?Copy !req
629. What the hell was that?Copy !req
630. Uh...Copy !req
631. practicing my landings?Copy !req
632. Yeah, I see that now.Copy !req
633. Yeah, uh...Copy !req
634. sorry about the yard.Copy !req
635. What are you doing?Copy !req
636. I need practice, Mom.Copy !req
637. I can't land well,
I can't fly all that fast.Copy !req
638. I need to be better.Copy !req
639. Mark, you need to sleep.Copy !req
640. I need to practice.Copy !req
641. Honey it's the middle
of the night.Copy !req
642. I have work tomorrow,
you have school.Copy !req
643. Get inside right now.Copy !req
644. Make me.Copy !req
645. Does that make you feel strong?Copy !req
646. To know I can't physically
make you do something?Copy !req
647. Is that what you need?Copy !req
648. This is important.Copy !req
649. Remember when
you were little,Copy !req
650. and we'd talk
almost every nightCopy !req
651. before you went to bed?Copy !req
652. You'd tell meCopy !req
653. about whatever jerk
made fun of your hair,Copy !req
654. and I'd tell you about
all the girl dramaCopy !req
655. I lived throughCopy !req
656. so you'd feel better?Copy !req
657. I can't talk to youCopy !req
658. while we soar
through the clouds,Copy !req
659. but... but I'm still here.Copy !req
660. It used to be
you and me,Copy !req
661. and this crazy
world-saving,Copy !req
662. super-powered
father of yours.Copy !req
663. Now it's you and him,Copy !req
664. and your boring, old,
normal mom.Copy !req
665. Mom...Copy !req
666. It's okay, sweetheart.Copy !req
667. I get it.Copy !req
668. You have to move away
from the normal life with me,Copy !req
669. and get used to being...Copy !req
670. something more,Copy !req
671. like your dad.Copy !req
672. Yeah, but see,
that's what I'm worried about.Copy !req
673. I'm nothing like Dad.Copy !req
674. I'm more like you.Copy !req
675. I'm nothing special.Copy !req
676. Oh...Copy !req
677. Like a knife to the heart
with this one.Copy !req
678. Ah... crap.Copy !req
679. You know what I mean.Copy !req
680. After everything he's done,Copy !req
681. how could I possibly
live up to all that?Copy !req
682. Who says you have to?Copy !req
683. You don't have to be
the greatest Omni-Man ever.Copy !req
684. You just have to be
the greatest you.Copy !req
685. And what if the greatest me
isn't enough?Copy !req
686. Mark, you stupid boy.Copy !req
687. How could the greatest you
not be enough?Copy !req
688. Thank you.Copy !req
689. I love my boring,Copy !req
690. powerless, everyday,
run-of-the-mill Mom.Copy !req
691. And I love my asshole son.Copy !req
692. You seem tired.Copy !req
693. I'm fine.Copy !req
694. Just got...
a lot on my mind, I guess.Copy !req
695. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
696. So, what is it?Copy !req
697. You're just gonna keep pryingCopy !req
698. if I'm evasive at all,
so, um...Copy !req
699. I'm scared, Dad.Copy !req
700. What if I can't do this?Copy !req
701. You hear it?Copy !req
702. I do.Copy !req
703. Get ready.Copy !req
704. Were you nervous?Copy !req
705. A little.Copy !req
706. But you caught it?Copy !req
707. I did.Copy !req
708. Being a superhero
is no different.Copy !req
709. This is the beginning
of a long journeyCopy !req
710. for you and me.Copy !req
711. Along the way,Copy !req
712. you're gonna need
to do thingsCopy !req
713. you don't want to do,Copy !req
714. or might not think
you can do.Copy !req
715. It's okay to be scared.Copy !req
716. It's natural
to doubt yourself,Copy !req
717. but if you can
push through that,Copy !req
718. and do what needs to be done,Copy !req
719. you'll do just fine.Copy !req
720. Do you think
you can do that, Mark?Copy !req
721. Yeah.Copy !req
722. Son...Copy !req
723. kids your age
think they're invincible,Copy !req
724. and it holds them back,Copy !req
725. makes them careless.Copy !req
726. The thing is...Copy !req
727. you're different.Copy !req
728. You actually are...Copy !req
729. invincible.Copy !req
730. Got it.Copy !req
731. Okay, kid.Copy !req
732. Let's get to work.Copy !req
733. Crap.Copy !req
734. You guys think
you might have bitten offCopy !req
735. more than you can chew?Copy !req
736. That building
has a hole in it, look!Copy !req
737. Shit!Copy !req
738. Whoa...Copy !req
739. All clear?Copy !req
740. Whoo!Copy !req
741. Ow!Copy !req
742. Huh?Copy !req
743. You might as well give up.Copy !req
744. I'm...Copy !req
745. I just mean,
he is a fish person.Copy !req
746. I think you should maybe
be nicer to him.Copy !req
747. It must be hard for him
to make friends.Copy !req
748. He's got a whole ocean
of friends,Copy !req
749. but you're right, I'll...Copy !req
750. Run!Copy !req
751. I want to see fear in your eyes!Copy !req
752. The same fear...Copy !req
753. What is this?Copy !req
754. I do my bestCopy !req
755. to make friends
with the guy.Copy !req
756. Josef!Copy !req
757. You promised!Copy !req
758. Huh? Oh, crap.Copy !req
759. How is this going to workCopy !req
760. if I can't hold your interest
through one conversation?Copy !req
761. Hold my interest?Copy !req
762. Olga, please.Copy !req
763. You can't see things how I do.Copy !req
764. My perception
is just as fast as I am.Copy !req
765. The briefest conversation
with anyoneCopy !req
766. seems like hours to me.Copy !req
767. It's agony.Copy !req
768. But with you, it's a gift.Copy !req
769. Your voice is like music.Copy !req
770. You're thoughtful,
compassionate,Copy !req
771. beautiful woman.Copy !req
772. I hang on every word.Copy !req
773. Hmm.Copy !req
774. You mean that?Copy !req
775. I do.Copy !req
776. That's...Copy !req
777. Guardians emergency.Copy !req
778. I'm so very sorry.Copy !req
779. I understand.Copy !req
780. Go.Copy !req
781. Denver is toast, Immortal!Copy !req
782. I'm going out,Copy !req
783. and I'm taking
the whole city with me!Copy !req
784. I've lined my suitCopy !req
785. with plutonium!Copy !req
786. When in doubt,
throw them into space.Copy !req
787. Huh?Copy !req
788. Finally, some action!Copy !req
789. Holly, wait up!Copy !req
790. Please, Connie,Copy !req
791. don't waste
any more of my time.Copy !req
792. This is good news.Copy !req
793. With our third quarter roll-out
of Haven Storm 4.0,Copy !req
794. our market share should rise
by a minimum of 10%.Copy !req
795. We have a spectacular year
ahead of us.Copy !req
796. The new roll-out
of Haven StormCopy !req
797. was supposed
to be free.Copy !req
798. I'm not worried
about the shareholders' year.Copy !req
799. I want a spectacular year
for the world.Copy !req
800. Don't you do enough
for the world?Copy !req
801. None of us do.Copy !req
802. Come on!Copy !req
803. Come on, you're almost there!Copy !req
804. You got this!Copy !req
805. You did it!
You did it!Copy !req
806. Oh, crap.
Sorry!Copy !req
807. Okay, got it.Copy !req
808. Are you okay?Copy !req
809. I am fine.Copy !req
810. We did it.Copy !req
811. I'd never expanded myself
to that extent.Copy !req
812. That was... intense.Copy !req
813. Aw, man, take me with you.Copy !req
814. Come on, I can help!Copy !req
815. No, Nikki.Copy !req
816. You know Guardians' business
is too dangerousCopy !req
817. for human children.Copy !req
818. Oh, man...Copy !req
819. Aw, you're doing
so good. That's it!Copy !req
820. Ooh, yes, like that.
Like that!Copy !req
821. Keep going.Copy !req
822. Aw, yes, yes, yes,Copy !req
823. hold that, hold that.Copy !req
824. What is that beeping?Copy !req
825. Uh...Copy !req
826. That's a wrap.Copy !req
827. Uh, great work, everyone!Copy !req
828. We're in.Copy !req
829. Uh... Sam?Copy !req
830. What?Copy !req
831. Darkwing.Copy !req
832. Don't worry about him.Copy !req
833. He can't be everywhere.Copy !req
834. Luckily,
I don't have to be everywhere.Copy !req
835. Only where I'm needed.Copy !req
836. I know
what's in this building,Copy !req
837. and I know who wants it.Copy !req
838. Tell me about your boss.Copy !req
839. We look like rats to you?Copy !req
840. I'll check back with you
tomorrow.Copy !req
841. Wing Jet.Copy !req
842. Darkwing,Copy !req
843. why did you call us here?Copy !req
844. Me?Copy !req
845. So none of us
signaled the alert?Copy !req
846. Oh, god, what's going on?Copy !req
847. Is it bad?Copy !req
848. Huh?Copy !req
849. Omni-Man?Copy !req
850. - No!
- No!Copy !req
851. Why have you done this?Copy !req
852. Ah!Copy !req
853. Oh, no.Copy !req
854. Are you all right?Copy !req
855. I live.Copy !req
856. Someone must be
controlling him.Copy !req
857. He would never do this.Copy !req
858. Regardless, it's him or us.Copy !req
859. I choose us.Copy !req
860. Ah!Copy !req
861. Why?Copy !req
862. Why!Copy !req