1. There's
an infinite number of dimensions.Copy !req
2. I was born with the ability
to access all of them.Copy !req
3. I won't build my utopiaCopy !req
4. with blood.Copy !req
5. I need to make him pay!Copy !req
6. Darkwing was at
my 12th birthday party,Copy !req
7. so I'm pretty sure
he doesn't kill people.Copy !req
8. Mark isn't like other Viltrumites.Copy !req
9. He just wants to protect his world.Copy !req
10. Bring Invincible here.Copy !req
11. He is the key.Copy !req
12. This child is Mark's brother.Copy !req
13. Which makes him family to me too.Copy !req
14. Viltrum knows I've left my post.Copy !req
15. They'll see your brother
as inferior and kill him.Copy !req
16. Your father will be executed.Copy !req
17. You will assume his mission
and prepare the planet for our rule.Copy !req
18. I'm sorry I gambled with your life.Copy !req
19. Shit! You're a Viltrumite?Copy !req
20. I think everything in these books is real.Copy !req
21. Stuff that can hurt Viltrumites.Copy !req
22. You shot me in the fucking head!Copy !req
23. I've died 39 times even thoughCopy !req
24. there was less of me to save each time.Copy !req
25. Come with me now,
or this woman dies.Copy !req
26. How many of my new Reanimen are
ready for the field right now?Copy !req
27. Answer the goddamn question.Copy !req
28. Killing you is not my task.Copy !req
29. Soon another will come.Copy !req
30. How does this work, Mark?Copy !req
31. - I don't know.
- Maybe that's an answer.Copy !req
32. - You think you're innocent in all this?Copy !req
33. I'll never let anyoneCopy !req
34. ever hurt my family!Copy !req
35. I have to learn how to control myself.Copy !req
36. - Remember me?
- Why are you here?Copy !req
37. I'm here for you.Copy !req
38. Eve, is that you?Copy !req
39. Not the me you know.Copy !req
40. Tell her you love her,Copy !req
41. or tell her you don't love her,
just tell her something.Copy !req
42. I think... I miss my wife.Copy !req
43. You can do better than that.Copy !req
44. I'm gonna hurt you so bad.Copy !req
45. Oh!Copy !req
46. I did it.Copy !req
47. I did it!Copy !req
48. I win! I win! I—Copy !req
49. That's the second time
you celebrated too soon.Copy !req
50. You okay?Copy !req
51. No! You're mean!Copy !req
52. Okay.Copy !req
53. All right, let's give the kid a break.Copy !req
54. He's been a champ,
but his parents are getting worried.Copy !req
55. He's only eight, after all.Copy !req
56. The GDA thanks you and your son
for your assistance.Copy !req
57. And we assure you, we're still searching
for a cure for his condition.Copy !req
58. Then what's next?Copy !req
59. Whew! Ah, geez!Copy !req
60. Aah.Copy !req
61. Seven minutes, 42 seconds.Copy !req
62. A new record.Copy !req
63. Nice work.Copy !req
64. Hey, can somebody call Art?Copy !req
65. I'm gonna need like 20 new costumes
if we're gonna keep doing this.Copy !req
66. I could have...Copy !req
67. I could have done it faster,
but I got lost on the way back again.Copy !req
68. Well, it was still plenty fast, Mark.Copy !req
69. Hold it.Copy !req
70. And...Copy !req
71. good.Copy !req
72. So that was
the heaviest thing we could findCopy !req
73. for Mark to lift, and he just lifted it.Copy !req
74. Come on, Donald, since when
do we let a little thing like thatCopy !req
75. stop us from saving the world?Copy !req
76. When we're through with him...Copy !req
77. he'll finally live up to the name—Copy !req
78. Over the last 90 days,
Mark's speed has increased 65%,Copy !req
79. his endurance 70%,Copy !req
80. and his strength—Copy !req
81. and we checked this wasn't a mistake—Copy !req
82. 138%.Copy !req
83. The science team is
already working on a heavier version.Copy !req
84. So the billion-dollar question, then:Copy !req
85. Could he beat that Viltrumite womanCopy !req
86. who made us all shit our pants
three months ago?Copy !req
87. We think so.Copy !req
88. But she implied
someone much worse was coming.Copy !req
89. Which is why we're not stopping here.Copy !req
90. With Mark or any of our other plans.Copy !req
91. Fuck me!Copy !req
92. Way to make
a fellow superhero feel inadequate.Copy !req
93. Glad it's not leg day.Copy !req
94. Hey, Rex.Copy !req
95. Yeah, Cecil's got me on a training plan.Copy !req
96. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
97. I can see that.Copy !req
98. So, um, how much did all this cost, Cecil?Copy !req
99. Is this why the coffeemaker's
still broken at Guardians HQ?Copy !req
100. We bought you a new hand, Rex.Copy !req
101. - That wasn't cheap.
- Yeah.Copy !req
102. And this is the third time I've been back
trying to get it adjusted.Copy !req
103. Eh, look, I'm trying to give you
the finger right now and I can't.Copy !req
104. Oh, man, that's your favorite finger.Copy !req
105. It's my favorite finger.Copy !req
106. It's his favorite finger, Cecil.Copy !req
107. Can't we do something about that?Copy !req
108. Uh-huh.Copy !req
109. The customer service
in this place is terrible.Copy !req
110. Sir, believe it or not,Copy !req
111. but somebody appears to be stealing
the Declaration of IndependenceCopy !req
112. from the National Archives building.Copy !req
113. One guess who's behind that.Copy !req
114. Nah, can't be Doc Seismic.Copy !req
115. He's still under lock and key.Copy !req
116. You feel like trying out
those new muscles of yours?Copy !req
117. - Sure.
- Wow.Copy !req
118. I am standing right here.Copy !req
119. You guys could at least pretend
like you'd like my help.Copy !req
120. Maybe I should take Rex.Copy !req
121. Who knows how tough this could be?Copy !req
122. And there might be stuff
that needs to be exploded.Copy !req
123. Fine, take Rex.Copy !req
124. You both suck.Copy !req
125. National Archives building. Washington.Copy !req
126. - No problem, you said.Copy !req
127. I can disarm the lasers, you said.Copy !req
128. Now we're messing up the past.Copy !req
129. Technology this old is tricky.Copy !req
130. It's practically made of wood.Copy !req
131. - Hey!
- But it's not made out of wood.Copy !req
132. It's made out of circuitsCopy !req
133. and electricity and stuff
you're supposed to be good at.Copy !req
134. Relax! We've got at least three minutesCopy !req
135. - until the police show up.
- Hey, dickheads!Copy !req
136. Boy, did you pick the wrong day to steal
a timeless piece of America's history.Copy !req
137. Well, not that there's a right day.Copy !req
138. But you know what I mean.Copy !req
139. Uh, we're gonna kick your ass now.Copy !req
140. What?Copy !req
141. They're not the police.Copy !req
142. - So...Copy !req
143. Eve says she hasn't seen you in monthsCopy !req
144. and that you're avoiding her?Copy !req
145. I'm not avoiding her, it's just with
Oliver and my new training routine,Copy !req
146. - I've been busy.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
147. - Whoa, this guy's fast.
- Come on.Copy !req
148. You're single. She's single.Copy !req
149. Obviously, you two have had
the hots for each otherCopy !req
150. - since, like, forever.Copy !req
151. Just stop being weird about it.Copy !req
152. Ask her out.Copy !req
153. - It's more complicated than that.Copy !req
154. Oh, it's really not.Copy !req
155. It's six words.Copy !req
156. Hey, want to go out sometime,Copy !req
157. uh, uh, please?Copy !req
158. Actually, no, no, no.Copy !req
159. Don't say please. Sounds desperate.Copy !req
160. Why do you care so much?Copy !req
161. You used to date Eve.Copy !req
162. Well, uh, you're both my friends.Copy !req
163. I want you to be happy.Copy !req
164. And if it works, you'll owe me forever.Copy !req
165. Okay, mine's down, by the way,Copy !req
166. in case you hadn't noticed.Copy !req
167. Hey, I'm trying to hold back.Copy !req
168. I don't want to hurt him too much.
I think he's just a normal dude.Copy !req
169. Normal this!Copy !req
170. Yeah, totally normal.Copy !req
171. I'd give up, buddy.Copy !req
172. I just witnessed
this guy bench-pressing the moon.Copy !req
173. Multi-Paul?Copy !req
174. You! You killed my sister!Copy !req
175. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
176. I didn't kill Kate, man!Copy !req
177. The Lizard League did!Copy !req
178. You let her die!Copy !req
179. I'll kill you!Copy !req
180. Get dressed.Copy !req
181. Come on!Copy !req
182. Rex!Copy !req
183. I'm sorry.Copy !req
184. I'm coming!Copy !req
185. Fightmaster, you okay?Copy !req
186. That guy is really strong.Copy !req
187. Come on.Copy !req
188. I didn't...Copy !req
189. fucking kill Kate.Copy !req
190. I tried to save her.Copy !req
191. Liar!Copy !req
192. Get off him!Copy !req
193. Not until he's dead.Copy !req
194. Last warning. I don't want to hurt you.Copy !req
195. You can't hurt usCopy !req
196. no matter how strong you are,
because you're all alone.Copy !req
197. Shit.Copy !req
198. Stop!Copy !req
199. Holy shit.Copy !req
200. It's...Copy !req
201. You guys...Copy !req
202. you guys can see her, too, right?Copy !req
203. It's not just me?Copy !req
204. Kate?Copy !req
205. They said you were dead.Copy !req
206. You, out of everyone,Copy !req
207. - should know how hard we are to kill.Copy !req
208. Kate. You're alive.Copy !req
209. But...Copy !req
210. You let me and Rae think you were dead.Copy !req
211. What the hell, man?Copy !req
212. It was her decision.Copy !req
213. She wanted to disappear for a while.Copy !req
214. Yeah, well...Copy !req
215. it almost got me disappeared, too.Copy !req
216. Wait.Copy !req
217. You knew?Copy !req
218. Aw, fuck you, Immortal.Copy !req
219. And you, you fucking psycho.Copy !req
220. You almost murdered me for nothing.Copy !req
221. I've killed people for less.Copy !req
222. Yeah, like me!Copy !req
223. Just now, you frigging idiot.Copy !req
224. Paul, just go before you make this worse.Copy !req
225. Oh, that's rich.Copy !req
226. What's worse than this?Copy !req
227. Wait!Copy !req
228. No, Kate. Paul almost killed Rex,Copy !req
229. and because of him, those guys got away
with the Declaration of Independence.Copy !req
230. - What?
- I don't care if he's your brother.Copy !req
231. He's going to prison. Now.Copy !req
232. Go on.Copy !req
233. John Witherspoon,Copy !req
234. Oliver Wolcott,Copy !req
235. and...Copy !req
236. George Wythe.Copy !req
237. Bravo.Copy !req
238. Your memory, Oliver—
it's quite astounding.Copy !req
239. Now can I go play? 'Cause that
was the deal if I got them all right.Copy !req
240. Did I say that? I don't know.Copy !req
241. - You promised. I remember.Copy !req
242. - Of course. We're done for the day.Copy !req
243. Yes!Copy !req
244. Hi, Mom. Going outside to play.
See you later.Copy !req
245. They say they grow up fast...Copy !req
246. Mm, but Oliver puts
every other child to shame.Copy !req
247. His growth and development
are off the charts,Copy !req
248. but they should start to level off
once he reaches puberty.Copy !req
249. Oh. So, tomorrow.Copy !req
250. Not quite that soon, but... soon.Copy !req
251. Hi, April.Copy !req
252. Um, you know stuff.Copy !req
253. How important is
the Declaration of Independence again?Copy !req
254. Ask your brother. See you both tomorrow!Copy !req
255. Well if you hadn't dropped out
of college, you'd know, too.Copy !req
256. - Mom.
- I'm kidding.Copy !req
257. I'm glad to have you home.Copy !req
258. Especially with Oliver
growing up so quickly.Copy !req
259. He really looks up to you, you know.Copy !req
260. And then what happened?Copy !req
261. I had to save Rex from, like,
a hundred Multi-Pauls.Copy !req
262. But the real bad guys got away.Copy !req
263. Yeah. Sometimes that happens.Copy !req
264. If I was there, I would've
made sure we got them.Copy !req
265. I bet you would.Copy !req
266. I made drawings of my costume,
and I'm practicing my moves.Copy !req
267. We'll be a team, right? You'll teach me,
and we'll go fight bad guys?Copy !req
268. Sure. Once you get your powers.Copy !req
269. Promise.Copy !req
270. I promise, but remember,
I didn't get my powersCopy !req
271. until I was way older than...Copy !req
272. - ... you.Copy !req
273. Too late. You promised.Copy !req
274. What happened to you?Copy !req
275. I volunteered for an ass-kicking,
which I will never do again.Copy !req
276. But that's only the second weirdest thing
that happened today.Copy !req
277. Check it out.Copy !req
278. Uh... hey.Copy !req
279. Holy shit. Kate? Kate!Copy !req
280. - Aw.
- I missed you guys.Copy !req
281. But not enough to tell us she was alive,Copy !req
282. so figure that one out.Copy !req
283. I needed some time, on my own.Copy !req
284. Or so I thought.Copy !req
285. Kate.Copy !req
286. How did you survive?Copy !req
287. I always keep a copy for safekeeping.Copy !req
288. We're both rejoining the Guardians,
effective immediately.Copy !req
289. Also...Copy !req
290. Shut up.Copy !req
291. Kate, are you guys engaged?Copy !req
292. I forged the ring myself
using metals I mined from—Copy !req
293. Yeah. Let me see.Copy !req
294. - Oh, my gosh, it's perfect. Oh, my God.Copy !req
295. I'm glad
you're sitting down, Rex,Copy !req
296. 'cause it's a full-on
family reunion today.Copy !req
297. Hey, Rex.Copy !req
298. Rae!Copy !req
299. Oh.Copy !req
300. Oh, this hurts so much,Copy !req
301. but I don't even care.Copy !req
302. Doc says she's all healed up
and ready to get back to saving the world.Copy !req
303. I heard you came to the hospital a lot.Copy !req
304. Of course I did.Copy !req
305. We almost got killed together,
so that makes us, like, uh...Copy !req
306. Losers?Copy !req
307. Uh, I was gonna say too hot to live,Copy !req
308. too cool to die,Copy !req
309. but sure.Copy !req
310. Ain't nothing
gonna stand up to us now.Copy !req
311. The family's back, baby, and unbreakable.Copy !req
312. Enlighten me.Copy !req
313. It's nothing specific sir, butCopy !req
314. the residents of this town reported
that their groundwater'sCopy !req
315. recently become sulfurous and undrinkable.Copy !req
316. We're not the EPA, Donald.Copy !req
317. There's been a chain of small
earthquakes throughout this region.Copy !req
318. Well, they frack there, don't they?Copy !req
319. Children here have reportedCopy !req
320. hearing strange sounds
from a local cave system.Copy !req
321. Well, children hear a lot of things.Copy !req
322. There's been three subway derailments
in the last month in New York,Copy !req
323. all traced back to small shifts
in the tunnel foundations.Copy !req
324. And the connection between all of this?Copy !req
325. I... Uh, I-I don't have one yet.Copy !req
326. But we've categorized over 300
unusual geological events, sir.Copy !req
327. Well, map them out.Copy !req
328. So, the country's got measles.Copy !req
329. They do seem to be centered
around major cities,Copy !req
330. but there's no other pattern
we can find yet.Copy !req
331. And our resident earthquaker?Copy !req
332. Hmm.Copy !req
333. Well, when it graduates to more
than a giant coincidence, call me.Copy !req
334. Uh, there's one other thingCopy !req
335. you should see, sir.Copy !req
336. - Too late. You promised!Copy !req
337. This, Donald.Copy !req
338. You should have led with this.Copy !req
339. You were 17 when you got your powers.Copy !req
340. Which, honestly, was still too early.Copy !req
341. And the fact that Oliver kept them
a secret— I mean, that worries me.Copy !req
342. He just wanted to surprise me.Copy !req
343. He's too young.Copy !req
344. He might get hurt,
or hurt someone else by accident.Copy !req
345. I made him promise not to use his powersCopy !req
346. until we all had time to talk about it.Copy !req
347. And to not keep any more secrets.Copy !req
348. He's a kid.
You think he's not gonna try them out?Copy !req
349. You would have.Copy !req
350. He promised.Copy !req
351. Stree-rike!Copy !req
352. Ha!Copy !req
353. I just want to point out that here I am,Copy !req
354. the only guy without superpowers
or a banging cyborg body,Copy !req
355. and I just beat both your buttsCopy !req
356. for the third time in a row. Boom.Copy !req
357. Maybe bowling's his superpower.Copy !req
358. I think so.Copy !req
359. So, Mark, we've been here two hours,
and you still haven't brought it up.Copy !req
360. Brought up what?Copy !req
361. Oh, come on. I know that look.Copy !req
362. There's something you
desperately want to talk aboutCopy !req
363. but you're too scared
to just say whatever it is.Copy !req
364. It's that obvious?Copy !req
365. - Even I see it.
- Okay.Copy !req
366. Remember when I was trapped
in that dimension with Angstrom?Copy !req
367. And that other Eve showed up to save me?Copy !req
368. I didn't tell you guys
everything she said.Copy !req
369. So, the other Eve
said she always loved youCopy !req
370. and that you needed to either
love her back or let her goCopy !req
371. - because you were ruining her life?
- Pretty much.Copy !req
372. Do you have feelings for Eve?Copy !req
373. Yeah. I do.Copy !req
374. And I've had them for a while, but...Copy !req
375. should I tell her about the other her?Copy !req
376. Hard no.
That's super weird and awkward.Copy !req
377. Do not go there.Copy !req
378. William's right.
This other her isn't her.Copy !req
379. Just ask this Eve out. See where it goes.Copy !req
380. Maybe? I-I don't know.Copy !req
381. If I ask Eve out, I want to be honest
with her from the start.Copy !req
382. Not like I was with Amber.Copy !req
383. There's a big difference
between being honestCopy !req
384. and being too honest,Copy !req
385. - and this is definitely the latter.
- I agre—Copy !req
386. Ah...Copy !req
387. - Rick?Copy !req
388. It's his heart.
He's still having pain from...Copy !req
389. what Sinclair did.Copy !req
390. Ah, it's okay. I'm getting used to it.Copy !req
391. But you should talk to Eve.Copy !req
392. If there's one thing I've learned,
it's thatCopy !req
393. life can change in an instant.Copy !req
394. So don't wait.Copy !req
395. Thanks, Rick. That's good advice.Copy !req
396. But leave the other her out of it.Copy !req
397. Um... how are we gonna get back to campus?Copy !req
398. Say, Mark...Copy !req
399. Ho, ho! Do a loop!Copy !req
400. Okay.Copy !req
401. Just tell her how you feel. Easy.Copy !req
402. Oh, God, how am I more nervous
about this than fighting aliens?Copy !req
403. Are you gonna hover out there
all day talking to yourself or come in?Copy !req
404. If you wantCopy !req
405. - to go to the zoo, then stop squirming.Copy !req
406. But you and April always say
I should be myself.Copy !req
407. Yes, yes, and that's true,Copy !req
408. but you want to be a superhero, right?Copy !req
409. And you know that many superheroes
have secret identities.Copy !req
410. - Even your brother.
- Yeah...Copy !req
411. - Well...Copy !req
412. this is your secret identity.Copy !req
413. Cool!Copy !req
414. I'm sorry I didn't tell you
about my powers.Copy !req
415. That's okay, Oliver.Copy !req
416. - But no more secrets.Copy !req
417. Huh? I'll get it!Copy !req
418. Wait, wait. I'm not finished.Copy !req
419. Think you missed a spot there, kiddo.Copy !req
420. I'm Cecil Stedman.Copy !req
421. I've heard of you.Copy !req
422. You tell superheroes what to do and
if they don't listen, you get super mad.Copy !req
423. Hm. That's about right.Copy !req
424. And I've also heard of you.Copy !req
425. Good, because I'm almost a superhero, too.Copy !req
426. That's why I'm here.Copy !req
427. Uh, yeah, they're both good.Copy !req
428. My dad got another furniture job, so
he's not working at Burger Mart anymore,Copy !req
429. and, well, my mom's helping out
at a preschool near our house.Copy !req
430. How's your mom?Copy !req
431. Uh, her arm's totally healed,
so she's doing okay.Copy !req
432. I think she likes having
me and Oliver around.Copy !req
433. Except, guess who can fly now.Copy !req
434. Oliver? Wait, already?Copy !req
435. Oh, oh, man. I feel for your mom.Copy !req
436. How are you gonna keep him in the house?Copy !req
437. I don't know yet.Copy !req
438. - Are you going to college?
- Yeah.Copy !req
439. I realized my dad was right.Copy !req
440. I am not an architect or an engineer.Copy !req
441. I mean, look at this place.
It's barely staying up here.Copy !req
442. So, I signed up for part-time classes.
I start next week.Copy !req
443. That's amazing.Copy !req
444. Thanks.Copy !req
445. It's weird, though.Copy !req
446. Why is going to school more nerve-racking
than fighting aliens?Copy !req
447. I... know the feeling.Copy !req
448. So...Copy !req
449. Why are you really here, Mark?Copy !req
450. Okay.Copy !req
451. I've been thinking
about this a lot, and...Copy !req
452. I want to see if we—Copy !req
453. meaning you and me—Copy !req
454. if-if we could, um,Copy !req
455. you know, work together,Copy !req
456. but, l-like, as people,
not-not work-work.Copy !req
457. Are you... asking me out?Copy !req
458. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
459. I mean,
I'm just doing a terrible job at it.Copy !req
460. April doesn't know, so don't blame her.Copy !req
461. Even I only found out yesterday.Copy !req
462. I would've appreciated a call.Copy !req
463. You found out anyway.Copy !req
464. And I don't work for you.Copy !req
465. I thought we agreed
to trust each other, Debbie.Copy !req
466. I'm sorry, but Cecil, please.Copy !req
467. Mark, and now Oliver,
are players in a gameCopy !req
468. that involves the entire Earth and beyond.Copy !req
469. And like it or not, Debbie,
you're a part of this, too.Copy !req
470. Cecil, how many times
do we have to have this conversation?Copy !req
471. My responsibilities
will always be to my family first.Copy !req
472. And that's never going to change.Copy !req
473. No matter what.Copy !req
474. What the hell?Copy !req
475. Oh, Jesus Christ.Copy !req
476. Are you serious?Copy !req
477. Cecil spends ten gajillion dollars
on Mark's fitness classes,Copy !req
478. but can't fix our goddamn— Oh!Copy !req
479. What the fuck is this?Copy !req
480. Lost contact completely.Copy !req
481. - No response from the team.
- Over 100 earthquakes reported.Copy !req
482. - I can't get anyone on the line.
- I need you to go in thereCopy !req
483. - and check it out.
- Sorry, it's all I know.Copy !req
484. Sir, we have intense geological events
all over the country.Copy !req
485. But, worse, we can't reach a single hero.Copy !req
486. Even the Guardians have gone silent.Copy !req
487. Most heroes carry a GDA tracker.
Th-Throw them up on the screen.Copy !req
488. Show me Seismic.Copy !req
489. Oh, no.Copy !req
490. - Report, report.
- Code red, right now.Copy !req
491. I'm sorry,
but I can't agree to that.Copy !req
492. It would only
be for a few hours a day.Copy !req
493. We can monitor his superpowers
more closely,Copy !req
494. help him understand and control them.Copy !req
495. There's that word again.Copy !req
496. You know what I mean.Copy !req
497. There's no way I'm letting you
take Oliver to your...Copy !req
498. lab.Copy !req
499. The only reason I even let April in here
is because I trust her.Copy !req
500. Ouch.Copy !req
501. Cecil, I understand you have a job to do.Copy !req
502. But I also know that everything else
is secondary to that job.Copy !req
503. And that's why I can never trust you
with either Mark or Oliver's lives.Copy !req
504. Other people have sons and daughters, too.Copy !req
505. Sons and daughters
who aren't as lucky as your boys.Copy !req
506. - That is not fair.
- What?Copy !req
507. What are you talking about?Copy !req
508. - What, every single one?
- What's going on?Copy !req
509. Every superhero in America
has been abducted.Copy !req
510. Except for two.Copy !req
511. Uh... Eve?Copy !req
512. Okay.Copy !req
513. Okay?Copy !req
514. Sure. Let's try.Copy !req
515. Really?Copy !req
516. I mean, it makes sense, right?Copy !req
517. We're both superheroes,
we know what comes with the territory.Copy !req
518. I-I— We've already been through a bunch
of life or death situations together.Copy !req
519. So...Copy !req
520. let's try and see what happens.Copy !req
521. T-That's great.Copy !req
522. Oh, man, I-I...Copy !req
523. I just didn't want to leave you
hanging anymore.Copy !req
524. What?Copy !req
525. Leave me hanging? Uh, you asked me out.Copy !req
526. No, I meant...Copy !req
527. Remember that other you I told you about?Copy !req
528. Yeah.Copy !req
529. She just—Copy !req
530. She said she always loved meCopy !req
531. and not knowing if I loved her back
was killing her,Copy !req
532. so she told me I should
either ask you out or...Copy !req
533. shut it down forever.Copy !req
534. Wait, I-I'm sorry,
so you're only asking me out nowCopy !req
535. because the other me, who is not me,Copy !req
536. told you how miserably she was?Copy !req
537. Wait, uh, no, that— that's not it.Copy !req
538. Did you have feelings for me
before you met her?Copy !req
539. Eve, I mean— Of course.Copy !req
540. Or are you only here
because you feel sorry for me?Copy !req
541. Oh, God, no. I—
That's not what I meant. I...Copy !req
542. Cecil, please, not now.Copy !req
543. What do you mean?Copy !req
544. Just Eve and I?Copy !req
545. Eve, there's, uh, a problem.Copy !req
546. This better be fucking cataclysmic.Copy !req
547. Uh-oh.Copy !req
548. Patience is a virtue.Copy !req
549. It took months for me and my friendsCopy !req
550. to learn all of your
particular vibrations.Copy !req
551. How you move,Copy !req
552. how you breathe.Copy !req
553. The pitter-patter
of your black, little hearts.Copy !req
554. I think you'll agreeCopy !req
555. it was worthCopy !req
556. - every minute of my incarceration.Copy !req
557. I tried to change your corrupt system.Copy !req
558. Tear down your false idols.Copy !req
559. Take back what you stole from the earth.Copy !req
560. But every time I was stoppedCopy !req
561. by you superpowered fascists,Copy !req
562. fighting to keep
your capitalistic slave machine running,Copy !req
563. until now.Copy !req
564. You haven't stopped a thing!Copy !req
565. You're crushing us.Copy !req
566. Aw, shit! Stop!Copy !req
567. See? You're toxic,Copy !req
568. even to your own compatriots.Copy !req
569. - Any luck?
- I've diverted all power
to my transmitter.Copy !req
570. It should just reach
the GDA surveillance networkCopy !req
571. from this far underground.Copy !req
572. Oh, what do you want, Seismic?Copy !req
573. Oh, didn't I make that clear?Copy !req
574. Soon, you'll all feel the full weight
of the evil you've doneCopy !req
575. to support your failing human race.Copy !req
576. For you are all dust.Copy !req
577. And to dust you shall return!Copy !req
578. - Huh? What?Copy !req
579. What is that sound?Copy !req
580. Ah. Someone upped their game.Copy !req
581. I know. I'm impressed.Copy !req
582. Well, well, well.Copy !req
583. It's my old friends Token Diversity
and Gender Stereotype.Copy !req
584. Um, I wouldn't talk,
Generic Mad Scientist.Copy !req
585. Now set everyone free
before this turns ugly.Copy !req
586. It turned ugly the day Homo sapiensCopy !req
587. took their first step onto land.Copy !req
588. - Hmm.Copy !req
589. I take it back. I'm not impressed anymore.Copy !req
590. Oh, that wasn't an attack.Copy !req
591. That's how we talk.Copy !req
592. Cecil, our situation
is rapidly becoming dire.Copy !req
593. How does a nobody like Doc Seismic
pull shit like this?Copy !req
594. He seems to have found allies
from somewhere deep inside the earth.Copy !req
595. I can't see that, Donald.Copy !req
596. Who do we have if Mark and Eve go down?Copy !req
597. No one close, sir.
He's cleaned us out.Copy !req
598. Open up the darkroom
and ready drop-pods one through three.Copy !req
599. Yes, sir.Copy !req
600. I didn't mean anything.Copy !req
601. But Cecil said
all the superheroes were gone.Copy !req
602. So I wanted to go out
and help until they got back.Copy !req
603. And I'm glad you wanted to help,Copy !req
604. but why didn't you talk to me first?Copy !req
605. I don't know.Copy !req
606. Because you knew I'd say no?Copy !req
607. Hmm.Copy !req
608. Maybe that's a clue
that you shouldn't be trying to sneak out.Copy !req
609. I guess.Copy !req
610. I'm sorry, Mom.Copy !req
611. It's okay. I understand.Copy !req
612. You just want
to be like Invincible, right?Copy !req
613. - Yeah!
- Well...Copy !req
614. you know who's Invincible's mom?Copy !req
615. Mm-hmm. That's right. Me.Copy !req
616. And since he always listens to his mom,Copy !req
617. I'll ask him to start training youCopy !req
618. so someday you can be
a hero just like him.Copy !req
619. As long as there's
no more secrets between us.Copy !req
620. Promise?Copy !req
621. I promise, I promise, I promise!Copy !req
622. Yah!Copy !req
623. You think you're strong?Copy !req
624. These creatures were born deep in the fireCopy !req
625. and pressure of the earth's womb!Copy !req
626. Mark, he's not lying.Copy !req
627. Free the others! I'll cover you.Copy !req
628. Stop her!Copy !req
629. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
630. Go!Copy !req
631. Goodbye.Copy !req
632. Eve!Copy !req
633. Eve?Copy !req
634. Are you okay?Copy !req
635. Eve.Copy !req
636. You're not supposed
to be this tough.Copy !req
637. You're not supposed to win.Copy !req
638. Things change.Copy !req
639. Invincible!Copy !req
640. Invincible, wake up!Copy !req
641. Wake Eve up!Copy !req
642. She can get us out of these things.Copy !req
643. Eve! Eve, wake up.Copy !req
644. Aw, fuck!Copy !req
645. Don't feel bad you're being
returned to Mother Earth.Copy !req
646. - Your remains will help feed a new,
- Eve, please.Copy !req
647. - better kind of life,
- We're in big trouble.
- Mark?Copy !req
648. free of your oppressive violence.Copy !req
649. We're running out of time, man!Copy !req
650. - Five...
- What happened?Copy !req
651. You got to get us out of here.Copy !req
652. four...Copy !req
653. No final quips before your deaths?Copy !req
654. - Eat your own dick!Copy !req
655. - ... three...Copy !req
656. Then, with that final displayCopy !req
657. of wit and intelligence...Copy !req
658. two...Copy !req
659. goodbye forever.Copy !req
660. I don't think so.Copy !req
661. one.Copy !req
662. What the fuck?Copy !req
663. You haven't stopped anything!Copy !req
664. Mark!Copy !req
665. No!Copy !req
666. If I'm going down,Copy !req
667. so is everyone!Copy !req
668. Shit.Copy !req
669. - Yes! Yes!Copy !req
670. Fuck yes!Copy !req
671. Up top!Copy !req
672. Yeah! Down low? Oh, ho, no?Copy !req
673. You know what? That's okay.Copy !req
674. We won, my dick's out and I don't care.Copy !req
675. Guardians of the Globe, baby!Copy !req
676. Where's Doc Seismic?Copy !req
677. He was in the Shadowverse.Copy !req
678. Soon, he'll be back in prison.Copy !req
679. Darkwing?Copy !req
680. Darkwing Two, technically. But, yes.Copy !req
681. Why the hell is he here?Copy !req
682. And why the fuck are those things here?Copy !req
683. He's a murderer.Copy !req
684. And those things— the guy
who made those things killed people.Copy !req
685. They almost killed my best friend.Copy !req
686. He's right.Copy !req
687. I did terrible things.Copy !req
688. But that was before.Copy !req
689. I'm better now, thanks to Cecil.Copy !req
690. Better? You should be in prison.Copy !req
691. - Are you okay?
- No, I'm not okay.Copy !req
692. Cecil said he put Sinclair away,
and Darkwing, too,Copy !req
693. and now they're both working for him?Copy !req
694. We don't know everything yet.Copy !req
695. I don't need to know everything
to know this is wrong.Copy !req
696. Jesus. I was an idiot to believe Cecil.Copy !req
697. Even my mom warned me about trusting him.Copy !req
698. Stand down, Invincible.Copy !req
699. They saved us. They saved everyone here.Copy !req
700. We can get to the bottom of this together.Copy !req
701. Oh, I'm gonna get
to the bottom of this right now.Copy !req
702. Mark, wait.Copy !req
703. I can't, Eve.Copy !req
704. I'm sorry.Copy !req
705. And I'm sorry about before, too.Copy !req
706. I messed it all up.Copy !req
707. He's coming.Copy !req
708. Are you working with D.A. Sinclair?Copy !req
709. Calm down.Copy !req
710. He turned people into monsters.Copy !req
711. He almost killed William.
He should be in prison.Copy !req
712. He can't fix his mistakes in prison, Mark.Copy !req
713. Neither can Darkwing.Copy !req
714. What are you even talking about?Copy !req
715. D.A. Sinclair's a genius.Copy !req
716. Darkwing cracked from fighting
endless crime in Midnight City.Copy !req
717. You don't waste people like that,
you reform them.Copy !req
718. Repair them.Copy !req
719. Let them make restitution
for their mistakes.Copy !req
720. Mistakes? They murdered people!Copy !req
721. Rick still isn't right
after what Sinclair did to him.Copy !req
722. Sinclair's new Reanimen
are made with donated corpses.Copy !req
723. Darkwing will never kill again.Copy !req
724. They both went through severe
psychological reprogramming.Copy !req
725. They save lives now, Mark.Copy !req
726. And repaying the very
substantial debt they owe us all.Copy !req
727. That is bullshit and you know it!Copy !req
728. Is it? You killed Angstrom Levy.Copy !req
729. Should I lock you up, too?Copy !req
730. Throw away the key?Copy !req
731. You-you know that was different.Copy !req
732. A man's still dead because of you.Copy !req
733. And I think about it every single day.Copy !req
734. But he almost killed my mom and brother.Copy !req
735. Exactly.Copy !req
736. You were trying to save lives,Copy !req
737. which is what I'm trying to do, soCopy !req
738. how about you extend me
the same privilegeCopy !req
739. - and go home.
- No.Copy !req
740. No way. I'm not going anywhereCopy !req
741. until Sinclair and Darkwing
are both back in prison.Copy !req
742. Did you hear me?Copy !req
743. Go home, Mark,Copy !req
744. before you do something you'll regret.Copy !req
745. I told you, I'm not leaving unt—Copy !req
746. Wait, why are we in here again?Copy !req
747. Please go.Copy !req
748. What are you hiding in here?Copy !req
749. Who else is working for you?Copy !req
750. The white room is for my protection.Copy !req
751. Protection from what?Copy !req
752. From you, Mark. From you.Copy !req
753. Viltrumites have conquered
thousands of planets.Copy !req
754. Waged war across hundreds of light years.Copy !req
755. They rule over the largest empire
the universe has ever seen.Copy !req
756. But, man, their prison food sucks.Copy !req
757. I really thought it would be better.Copy !req
758. I mean, I-I know, it's prison food,Copy !req
759. but still, if I'm being honest,
I was expecting more.Copy !req
760. We usually kill our enemies,Copy !req
761. not feed them.Copy !req
762. Yeah, well it shows.Copy !req
763. I don't know
how much more of this I can take.Copy !req
764. This is not good.Copy !req
765. If you don't like it,
you should go.Copy !req
766. What are you talking about?
I'm in prison.Copy !req
767. It is the one place
you can't just go from.Copy !req
768. You're stronger
than when we first met.Copy !req
769. Strong enough to break out of here,
if you tried.Copy !req
770. First, I'm very flattered
you noticed that. Thank you.Copy !req
771. Second, like I've said
a hundred times before,Copy !req
772. I am not leaving here without you.Copy !req
773. And I'm never leaving. So go.Copy !req
774. Before they laser you open
to figure out how you're so strong.Copy !req
775. Hmm. Why do you care so much?Copy !req
776. I don't. Live, die.Copy !req
777. It's your choice.Copy !req
778. Then, in that case,
you are not getting rid of me that easy.Copy !req
779. Besides, like you said,
I am incredibly ripped now,Copy !req
780. so it would take a pretty big laser...Copy !req
781. to do me in.Copy !req
782. Guys. Uh, okay. One second.Copy !req
783. Can we just talk about this
before we, uh...Copy !req
784. So, that sucked.Copy !req
785. But I was right.Copy !req
786. You're alive?Copy !req
787. Of course, how else—
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
788. Wait. Wai-wai-wai-wai-wait.Copy !req
789. Were you worried I was gonna die?Copy !req
790. Wha— I-I-I...Copy !req
791. This is great. This is progress.Copy !req
792. You care about me.Copy !req
793. I feel like you're halfway
to joining the cause.Copy !req
794. Hello, Nolan? Hello?Copy !req
795. Oh, I get it. You're ignoring me.Copy !req
796. Very mature.Copy !req
797. Also, not how new best friends
should treat each other.Copy !req
798. Hello? Nolan. Come on.Copy !req
799. Come on, seriously. Stop.Copy !req