1. There's
an infinite number of dimensions.Copy !req
2. I was born with the ability
to access all of them.Copy !req
3. I won't build my utopiaCopy !req
4. with blood.Copy !req
5. I need to make him pay!Copy !req
6. Darkwing was at
my 12th birthday party,Copy !req
7. so I'm pretty sure
he doesn't kill people.Copy !req
8. Mark isn't like other Viltrumites.Copy !req
9. He just wants to protect his world.Copy !req
10. Bring Invincible here.Copy !req
11. He is the key.Copy !req
12. This child is Mark's brother.Copy !req
13. Which makes him family to me too.Copy !req
14. Viltrum knows I've left my post.Copy !req
15. They'll see your brother
as inferior and kill him.Copy !req
16. Your father will be executed.Copy !req
17. You will assume his mission
and prepare the planet for our rule.Copy !req
18. I'm sorry I gambled with your life.Copy !req
19. Shit! You're a Viltrumite?Copy !req
20. I think everything in these books is real.Copy !req
21. Stuff that can hurt Viltrumites.Copy !req
22. You shot me in the fucking head!Copy !req
23. I've died 39 times even thoughCopy !req
24. there was less of me to save each time.Copy !req
25. Come with me now,
or this woman dies.Copy !req
26. How many of my new Reanimen are
ready for the field right now?Copy !req
27. Answer the goddamn question.Copy !req
28. Killing you is not my task.Copy !req
29. Soon another will come.Copy !req
30. How does this work, Mark?Copy !req
31. - I don't know.
- Maybe that's an answer.Copy !req
32. - You think you're innocent in all this?Copy !req
33. I'll never let anyoneCopy !req
34. ever hurt my family!Copy !req
35. I have to learn how to control myself.Copy !req
36. - Remember me?
- Why are you here?Copy !req
37. I'm here for you.Copy !req
38. Eve, is that you?Copy !req
39. Not the me you know.Copy !req
40. Tell her you love her,Copy !req
41. or tell her you don't love her,
just tell her something.Copy !req
42. I think... I miss my wife.Copy !req
43. You can do better than that.Copy !req
44. I'm gonna hurt you so bad.Copy !req
45. Oh!Copy !req
46. I did it.Copy !req
47. I did it!Copy !req
48. I win! I win! I—Copy !req
49. That's the second time
you celebrated too soon.Copy !req
50. You okay?Copy !req
51. No! You're mean!Copy !req
52. Okay.Copy !req
53. All right, let's give the kid a break.Copy !req
54. He's been a champ,
but his parents are getting worried.Copy !req
55. He's only eight, after all.Copy !req
56. The GDA thanks you and your son
for your assistance.Copy !req
57. And we assure you, we're still searching
for a cure for his condition.Copy !req
58. Then what's next?Copy !req
59. Whew! Ah, geez!Copy !req
60. Aah.Copy !req
61. Seven minutes, 42 seconds.Copy !req
62. A new record.Copy !req
63. Nice work.Copy !req
64. Hey, can somebody call Art?Copy !req
65. I'm gonna need like 20 new costumes
if we're gonna keep doing this.Copy !req
66. I could have...Copy !req
67. I could have done it faster,
but I got lost on the way back again.Copy !req
68. Well, it was still plenty fast, Mark.Copy !req
69. Hold it.Copy !req
70. And...Copy !req
71. good.Copy !req
72. So that was
the heaviest thing we could findCopy !req
73. for Mark to lift, and he just lifted it.Copy !req
74. Come on, Donald, since when
do we let a little thing like thatCopy !req
75. stop us from saving the world?Copy !req
76. When we're through with him...Copy !req
77. he'll finally live up to the name—Copy !req
78. Over the last 90 days,
Mark's speed has increased 65%,Copy !req
79. his endurance 70%,Copy !req
80. and his strength—Copy !req
81. and we checked this wasn't a mistake—Copy !req
82. 138%.Copy !req
83. The science team is
already working on a heavier version.Copy !req
84. So the billion-dollar question, then:Copy !req
85. Could he beat that Viltrumite womanCopy !req
86. who made us all shit our pants
three months ago?Copy !req
87. We think so.Copy !req
88. But she implied
someone much worse was coming.Copy !req
89. Which is why we're not stopping here.Copy !req
90. With Mark or any of our other plans.Copy !req
91. Fuck me!Copy !req
92. Way to make
a fellow superhero feel inadequate.Copy !req
93. Glad it's not leg day.Copy !req
94. Hey, Rex.Copy !req
95. Yeah, Cecil's got me on a training plan.Copy !req
96. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
97. I can see that.Copy !req
98. So, um, how much did all this cost, Cecil?Copy !req
99. Is this why the coffeemaker's
still broken at Guardians HQ?Copy !req
100. We bought you a new hand, Rex.Copy !req
101. - That wasn't cheap.
- Yeah.Copy !req
102. And this is the third time I've been back
trying to get it adjusted.Copy !req
103. Eh, look, I'm trying to give you
the finger right now and I can't.Copy !req
104. Oh, man, that's your favorite finger.Copy !req
105. It's my favorite finger.Copy !req
106. It's his favorite finger, Cecil.Copy !req
107. Can't we do something about that?Copy !req
108. Uh-huh.Copy !req
109. The customer service
in this place is terrible.Copy !req
110. Sir, believe it or not,Copy !req
111. but somebody appears to be stealing
the Declaration of IndependenceCopy !req
112. from the National Archives building.Copy !req
113. One guess who's behind that.Copy !req
114. Nah, can't be Doc Seismic.Copy !req
115. He's still under lock and key.Copy !req
116. You feel like trying out
those new muscles of yours?Copy !req
117. - Sure.
- Wow.Copy !req
118. I am standing right here.Copy !req
119. You guys could at least pretend
like you'd like my help.Copy !req
120. Maybe I should take Rex.Copy !req
121. Who knows how tough this could be?Copy !req
122. And there might be stuff
that needs to be exploded.Copy !req
123. Fine, take Rex.Copy !req
124. You both suck.Copy !req
125. National Archives building. Washington.Copy !req
126. - No problem, you said.Copy !req
127. I can disarm the lasers, you said.Copy !req
128. Now we're messing up the past.Copy !req
129. Technology this old is tricky.Copy !req
130. It's practically made of wood.Copy !req
131. - Hey!
- But it's not made out of wood.Copy !req
132. It's made out of circuitsCopy !req
133. and electricity and stuff
you're supposed to be good at.Copy !req
134. Relax! We've got at least three minutesCopy !req
135. - until the police show up.
- Hey, dickheads!Copy !req
136. Boy, did you pick the wrong day to steal
a timeless piece of America's history.Copy !req
137. Well, not that there's a right day.Copy !req
138. But you know what I mean.Copy !req
139. Uh, we're gonna kick your ass now.Copy !req
140. What?Copy !req
141. They're not the police.Copy !req
142. - So...Copy !req
143. Eve says she hasn't seen you in monthsCopy !req
144. and that you're avoiding her?Copy !req
145. I'm not avoiding her, it's just with
Oliver and my new training routine,Copy !req
146. - I've been busy.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
147. - Whoa, this guy's fast.
- Come on.Copy !req
148. You're single. She's single.Copy !req
149. Obviously, you two have had
the hots for each otherCopy !req
150. - since, like, forever.Copy !req
151. Just stop being weird about it.Copy !req
152. Ask her out.Copy !req
153. - It's more complicated than that.Copy !req
154. Oh, it's really not.Copy !req
155. It's six words.Copy !req
156. Hey, want to go out sometime,Copy !req
157. uh, uh, please?Copy !req
158. Actually, no, no, no.Copy !req
159. Don't say please. Sounds desperate.Copy !req
160. Why do you care so much?Copy !req
161. You used to date Eve.Copy !req
162. Well, uh, you're both my friends.Copy !req
163. I want you to be happy.Copy !req
164. And if it works, you'll owe me forever.Copy !req
165. Okay, mine's down, by the way,Copy !req
166. in case you hadn't noticed.Copy !req
167. Hey, I'm trying to hold back.Copy !req
168. I don't want to hurt him too much.
I think he's just a normal dude.Copy !req
169. Normal this!Copy !req
170. Yeah, totally normal.Copy !req
171. I'd give up, buddy.Copy !req
172. I just witnessed
this guy bench-pressing the moon.Copy !req
173. Multi-Paul?Copy !req
174. You! You killed my sister!Copy !req
175. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
176. I didn't kill Kate, man!Copy !req
177. The Lizard League did!Copy !req
178. You let her die!Copy !req
179. I'll kill you!Copy !req
180. Get dressed.Copy !req
181. Come on!Copy !req
182. Rex!Copy !req
183. I'm sorry.Copy !req
184. I'm coming!Copy !req
185. Fightmaster, you okay?Copy !req
186. That guy is really strong.Copy !req
187. Come on.Copy !req
188. I didn't...Copy !req
189. fucking kill Kate.Copy !req
190. I tried to save her.Copy !req
191. Liar!Copy !req
192. Get off him!Copy !req
193. Not until he's dead.Copy !req
194. Last warning. I don't want to hurt you.Copy !req
195. [Multi-Pauls echoing] You can't hurt usCopy !req
196. no matter how strong you are,
because you're all alone.Copy !req
197. Shit.Copy !req
198. Stop!Copy !req
199. Holy shit.Copy !req
200. It's...Copy !req
201. You guys...Copy !req
202. you guys can see her, too, right?Copy !req
203. It's not just me?Copy !req
204. [Multi-Pauls] Kate?Copy !req
205. They said you were dead.Copy !req
206. You, out of everyone,Copy !req
207. - should know how hard we are to kill.Copy !req
208. Kate. You're alive.Copy !req
209. But...Copy !req
210. You let me and Rae think you were dead.Copy !req
211. What the hell, man?Copy !req
212. It was her decision.Copy !req
213. She wanted to disappear for a while.Copy !req
214. Yeah, well...Copy !req
215. it almost got me disappeared, too.Copy !req
216. Wait.Copy !req
217. You knew?Copy !req
218. Aw, fuck you, Immortal.Copy !req
219. And you, you fucking psycho.Copy !req
220. You almost murdered me for nothing.Copy !req
221. I've killed people for less.Copy !req
222. Yeah, like me!Copy !req
223. Just now, you frigging idiot.Copy !req
224. Paul, just go before you make this worse.Copy !req
225. Oh, that's rich.Copy !req
226. What's worse than this?Copy !req
227. Wait!Copy !req
228. No, Kate. Paul almost killed Rex,Copy !req
229. and because of him, those guys got away
with the Declaration of Independence.Copy !req
230. - What?
- I don't care if he's your brother.Copy !req
231. He's going to prison. Now.Copy !req
232. Go on.Copy !req
233. John Witherspoon,Copy !req
234. Oliver Wolcott,Copy !req
235. and...Copy !req
236. George Wythe.Copy !req
237. Bravo.Copy !req
238. Your memory, Oliver—
it's quite astounding.Copy !req
239. Now can I go play? 'Cause that
was the deal if I got them all right.Copy !req
240. Did I say that? I don't know.Copy !req
241. - You promised. I remember.Copy !req
242. - Of course. We're done for the day.Copy !req
243. Yes!Copy !req
244. Hi, Mom. Going outside to play.
See you later.Copy !req
245. They say they grow up fast...Copy !req
246. Mm, but Oliver puts
every other child to shame.Copy !req
247. His growth and development
are off the charts,Copy !req
248. but they should start to level off
once he reaches puberty.Copy !req
249. Oh. So, tomorrow.Copy !req
250. Not quite that soon, but... soon.Copy !req
251. Hi, April.Copy !req
252. Um, you know stuff.Copy !req
253. How important is
the Declaration of Independence again?Copy !req
254. Ask your brother. See you both tomorrow!Copy !req
255. - [door opens, closes]Copy !req
256. Well if you hadn't dropped out
of college, you'd know, too.Copy !req
257. - Mom.
- I'm kidding.Copy !req
258. I'm glad to have you home.Copy !req
259. Especially with Oliver
growing up so quickly.Copy !req
260. He really looks up to you, you know.Copy !req
261. And then what happened?Copy !req
262. I had to save Rex from, like,
a hundred Multi-Pauls.Copy !req
263. But the real bad guys got away.Copy !req
264. Yeah. Sometimes that happens.Copy !req
265. If I was there, I would've
made sure we got them.Copy !req
266. I bet you would.Copy !req
267. I made drawings of my costume,
and I'm practicing my moves.Copy !req
268. We'll be a team, right? You'll teach me,
and we'll go fight bad guys?Copy !req
269. Sure. Once you get your powers.Copy !req
270. Promise.Copy !req
271. I promise, but remember,
I didn't get my powersCopy !req
272. until I was way older than...Copy !req
273. - ... you.Copy !req
274. Too late. You promised.Copy !req
275. What happened to you?Copy !req
276. I volunteered for an ass-kicking,
which I will never do again.Copy !req
277. But that's only the second weirdest thing
that happened today.Copy !req
278. Check it out.Copy !req
279. Uh... hey.Copy !req
280. Holy shit. Kate? Kate!Copy !req
281. - Aw.
- I missed you guys.Copy !req
282. But not enough to tell us she was alive,Copy !req
283. so figure that one out.Copy !req
284. I needed some time, on my own.Copy !req
285. Or so I thought.Copy !req
286. Kate.Copy !req
287. How did you survive?Copy !req
288. I always keep a copy for safekeeping.Copy !req
289. We're both rejoining the Guardians,
effective immediately.Copy !req
290. Also...Copy !req
291. Shut up.Copy !req
292. Kate, are you guys engaged?Copy !req
293. I forged the ring myself
using metals I mined from—Copy !req
294. Yeah. Let me see.Copy !req
295. - Oh, my gosh, it's perfect. Oh, my God.Copy !req
296. I'm glad
you're sitting down, Rex,Copy !req
297. 'cause it's a full-on
family reunion today.Copy !req
298. Hey, Rex.Copy !req
299. Rae!Copy !req
300. Oh.Copy !req
301. Oh, this hurts so much,Copy !req
302. but I don't even care.Copy !req
303. Doc says she's all healed up
and ready to get back to saving the world.Copy !req
304. I heard you came to the hospital a lot.Copy !req
305. Of course I did.Copy !req
306. We almost got killed together,
so that makes us, like, uh...Copy !req
307. Losers?Copy !req
308. Uh, I was gonna say too hot to live,Copy !req
309. too cool to die,Copy !req
310. but sure.Copy !req
311. Ain't nothing
gonna stand up to us now.Copy !req
312. The family's back, baby, and unbreakable.Copy !req
313. Enlighten me.Copy !req
314. It's nothing specific sir, butCopy !req
315. the residents of this town reported
that their groundwater'sCopy !req
316. recently become sulfurous and undrinkable.Copy !req
317. We're not the EPA, Donald.Copy !req
318. There's been a chain of small
earthquakes throughout this region.Copy !req
319. Well, they frack there, don't they?Copy !req
320. Children here have reportedCopy !req
321. hearing strange sounds
from a local cave system.Copy !req
322. Well, children hear a lot of things.Copy !req
323. There's been three subway derailments
in the last month in New York,Copy !req
324. all traced back to small shifts
in the tunnel foundations.Copy !req
325. And the connection between all of this?Copy !req
326. I... Uh, I-I don't have one yet.Copy !req
327. But we've categorized over 300
unusual geological events, sir.Copy !req
328. Well, map them out.Copy !req
329. So, the country's got measles.Copy !req
330. They do seem to be centered
around major cities,Copy !req
331. but there's no other pattern
we can find yet.Copy !req
332. And our resident earthquaker?Copy !req
333. Hmm.Copy !req
334. Well, when it graduates to more
than a giant coincidence, call me.Copy !req
335. Uh, there's one other thingCopy !req
336. you should see, sir.Copy !req
337. - Too late. You promised!Copy !req
338. This, Donald.Copy !req
339. You should have led with this.Copy !req
340. You were 17 when you got your powers.Copy !req
341. Which, honestly, was still too early.Copy !req
342. And the fact that Oliver kept them
a secret— I mean, that worries me.Copy !req
343. He just wanted to surprise me.Copy !req
344. He's too young.Copy !req
345. He might get hurt,
or hurt someone else by accident.Copy !req
346. I made him promise not to use his powersCopy !req
347. until we all had time to talk about it.Copy !req
348. And to not keep any more secrets.Copy !req
349. He's a kid.
You think he's not gonna try them out?Copy !req
350. You would have.Copy !req
351. He promised.Copy !req
352. Stree-rike!Copy !req
353. Ha!Copy !req
354. I just want to point out that here I am,Copy !req
355. the only guy without superpowers
or a banging cyborg body,Copy !req
356. and I just beat both your buttsCopy !req
357. for the third time in a row. Boom.Copy !req
358. Maybe bowling's his superpower.Copy !req
359. I think so.Copy !req
360. So, Mark, we've been here two hours,
and you still haven't brought it up.Copy !req
361. Brought up what?Copy !req
362. Oh, come on. I know that look.Copy !req
363. There's something you
desperately want to talk aboutCopy !req
364. but you're too scared
to just say whatever it is.Copy !req
365. It's that obvious?Copy !req
366. - Even I see it.
- Okay.Copy !req
367. Remember when I was trapped
in that dimension with Angstrom?Copy !req
368. And that other Eve showed up to save me?Copy !req
369. I didn't tell you guys
everything she said.Copy !req
370. So, the other Eve
said she always loved youCopy !req
371. and that you needed to either
love her back or let her goCopy !req
372. - because you were ruining her life?
- Pretty much.Copy !req
373. Do you have feelings for Eve?Copy !req
374. Yeah. I do.Copy !req
375. And I've had them for a while, but...Copy !req
376. should I tell her about the other her?Copy !req
377. Hard no.
That's super weird and awkward.Copy !req
378. Do not go there.Copy !req
379. William's right.
This other her isn't her.Copy !req
380. Just ask this Eve out. See where it goes.Copy !req
381. Maybe? I-I don't know.Copy !req
382. If I ask Eve out, I want to be honest
with her from the start.Copy !req
383. Not like I was with Amber.Copy !req
384. There's a big difference
between being honestCopy !req
385. and being too honest,Copy !req
386. - and this is definitely the latter.
- I agre—Copy !req
387. Ah...Copy !req
388. - Rick?Copy !req
389. It's his heart.
He's still having pain from...Copy !req
390. what Sinclair did.Copy !req
391. Ah, it's okay. I'm getting used to it.Copy !req
392. But you should talk to Eve.Copy !req
393. If there's one thing I've learned,
it's thatCopy !req
394. life can change in an instant.Copy !req
395. So don't wait.Copy !req
396. Thanks, Rick. That's good advice.Copy !req
397. But leave the other her out of it.Copy !req
398. Um... how are we gonna get back to campus?Copy !req
399. Say, Mark...Copy !req
400. Ho, ho! Do a loop!Copy !req
401. Okay.Copy !req
402. Just tell her how you feel. Easy.Copy !req
403. Oh, God, how am I more nervous
about this than fighting aliens?Copy !req
404. Are you gonna hover out there
all day talking to yourself or come in?Copy !req
405. If you wantCopy !req
406. - to go to the zoo, then stop squirming.Copy !req
407. But you and April always say
I should be myself.Copy !req
408. Yes, yes, and that's true,Copy !req
409. but you want to be a superhero, right?Copy !req
410. And you know that many superheroes
have secret identities.Copy !req
411. - Even your brother.
- Yeah...Copy !req
412. - Well...Copy !req
413. this is your secret identity.Copy !req
414. Cool!Copy !req
415. I'm sorry I didn't tell you
about my powers.Copy !req
416. That's okay, Oliver.Copy !req
417. - But no more secrets.Copy !req
418. Huh? I'll get it!Copy !req
419. Wait, wait. I'm not finished.Copy !req
420. Think you missed a spot there, kiddo.Copy !req
421. I'm Cecil Stedman.Copy !req
422. I've heard of you.Copy !req
423. You tell superheroes what to do and
if they don't listen, you get super mad.Copy !req
424. Hm. That's about right.Copy !req
425. And I've also heard of you.Copy !req
426. Good, because I'm almost a superhero, too.Copy !req
427. That's why I'm here.Copy !req
428. Uh, yeah, they're both good.Copy !req
429. My dad got another furniture job, so
he's not working at Burger Mart anymore,Copy !req
430. and, well, my mom's helping out
at a preschool near our house.Copy !req
431. How's your mom?Copy !req
432. Uh, her arm's totally healed,
so she's doing okay.Copy !req
433. I think she likes having
me and Oliver around.Copy !req
434. Except, guess who can fly now.Copy !req
435. Oliver? Wait, already?Copy !req
436. Oh, oh, man. I feel for your mom.Copy !req
437. How are you gonna keep him in the house?Copy !req
438. I don't know yet.Copy !req
439. - Are you going to college?
- Yeah.Copy !req
440. I realized my dad was right.Copy !req
441. I am not an architect or an engineer.Copy !req
442. I mean, look at this place.
It's barely staying up here.Copy !req
443. So, I signed up for part-time classes.
I start next week.Copy !req
444. That's amazing.Copy !req
445. Thanks.Copy !req
446. It's weird, though.Copy !req
447. Why is going to school more nerve-racking
than fighting aliens?Copy !req
448. I... know the feeling.Copy !req
449. So...Copy !req
450. Why are you really here, Mark?Copy !req
451. Okay.Copy !req
452. I've been thinking
about this a lot, and...Copy !req
453. I want to see if we—Copy !req
454. meaning you and me—Copy !req
455. if-if we could, um,Copy !req
456. you know, work together,Copy !req
457. but, l-like, as people,
not-not work-work.Copy !req
458. Are you... asking me out?Copy !req
459. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
460. I mean,
I'm just doing a terrible job at it.Copy !req
461. April doesn't know, so don't blame her.Copy !req
462. Even I only found out yesterday.Copy !req
463. I would've appreciated a call.Copy !req
464. You found out anyway.Copy !req
465. And I don't work for you.Copy !req
466. I thought we agreed
to trust each other, Debbie.Copy !req
467. I'm sorry, but Cecil, please.Copy !req
468. Mark, and now Oliver,
are players in a gameCopy !req
469. that involves the entire Earth and beyond.Copy !req
470. And like it or not, Debbie,
you're a part of this, too.Copy !req
471. Cecil, how many times
do we have to have this conversation?Copy !req
472. My responsibilities
will always be to my family first.Copy !req
473. And that's never going to change.Copy !req
474. No matter what.Copy !req
475. What the hell?Copy !req
476. Oh, Jesus Christ.Copy !req
477. Are you serious?Copy !req
478. Cecil spends ten gajillion dollars
on Mark's fitness classes,Copy !req
479. but can't fix our goddamn— Oh!Copy !req
480. What the fuck is this?Copy !req
481. Lost contact completely.Copy !req
482. - No response from the team.
- Over 100 earthquakes reported.Copy !req
483. - I can't get anyone on the line.
- I need you to go in thereCopy !req
484. - and check it out.
- Sorry, it's all I know.Copy !req
485. Sir, we have intense geological events
all over the country.Copy !req
486. But, worse, we can't reach a single hero.Copy !req
487. Even the Guardians have gone silent.Copy !req
488. Most heroes carry a GDA tracker.
Th-Throw them up on the screen.Copy !req
489. Show me Seismic.Copy !req
490. Oh, no.Copy !req
491. - Report, report.
- Code red, right now.Copy !req
492. I'm sorry,
but I can't agree to that.Copy !req
493. It would only
be for a few hours a day.Copy !req
494. We can monitor his superpowers
more closely,Copy !req
495. help him understand and control them.Copy !req
496. There's that word again.Copy !req
497. You know what I mean.Copy !req
498. There's no way I'm letting you
take Oliver to your...Copy !req
499. lab.Copy !req
500. The only reason I even let April in here
is because I trust her.Copy !req
501. Ouch.Copy !req
502. Cecil, I understand you have a job to do.Copy !req
503. But I also know that everything else
is secondary to that job.Copy !req
504. And that's why I can never trust you
with either Mark or Oliver's lives.Copy !req
505. Other people have sons and daughters, too.Copy !req
506. Sons and daughters
who aren't as lucky as your boys.Copy !req
507. - That is not fair.
- What?Copy !req
508. What are you talking about?Copy !req
509. - What, every single one?
- What's going on?Copy !req
510. Every superhero in America
has been abducted.Copy !req
511. Except for two.Copy !req
512. Uh... Eve?Copy !req
513. Okay.Copy !req
514. Okay?Copy !req
515. Sure. Let's try.Copy !req
516. Really?Copy !req
517. I mean, it makes sense, right?Copy !req
518. We're both superheroes,
we know what comes with the territory.Copy !req
519. I-I— We've already been through a bunch
of life or death situations together.Copy !req
520. So...Copy !req
521. let's try and see what happens.Copy !req
522. T-That's great.Copy !req
523. Oh, man, I-I...Copy !req
524. I just didn't want to leave you
hanging anymore.Copy !req
525. What?Copy !req
526. Leave me hanging? Uh, you asked me out.Copy !req
527. No, I meant...Copy !req
528. Remember that other you I told you about?Copy !req
529. Yeah.Copy !req
530. She just—Copy !req
531. She said she always loved meCopy !req
532. and not knowing if I loved her back
was killing her,Copy !req
533. so she told me I should
either ask you out or...Copy !req
534. shut it down forever.Copy !req
535. Wait, I-I'm sorry,
so you're only asking me out nowCopy !req
536. because the other me, who is not me,Copy !req
537. told you how miserably she was?Copy !req
538. Wait, uh, no, that— that's not it.Copy !req
539. Did you have feelings for me
before you met her?Copy !req
540. Eve, I mean— Of course.Copy !req
541. Or are you only here
because you feel sorry for me?Copy !req
542. Oh, God, no. I—
That's not what I meant. I...Copy !req
543. Cecil, please, not now.Copy !req
544. What do you mean?Copy !req
545. Just Eve and I?Copy !req
546. Eve, there's, uh, a problem.Copy !req
547. This better be fucking cataclysmic.Copy !req
548. Uh-oh.Copy !req
549. Patience is a virtue.Copy !req
550. It took months for me and my friendsCopy !req
551. to learn all of your
particular vibrations.Copy !req
552. How you move,Copy !req
553. how you breathe.Copy !req
554. The pitter-patter
of your black, little hearts.Copy !req
555. I think you'll agreeCopy !req
556. it was worthCopy !req
557. - every minute of my incarceration.Copy !req
558. I tried to change your corrupt system.Copy !req
559. Tear down your false idols.Copy !req
560. Take back what you stole from the earth.Copy !req
561. But every time I was stoppedCopy !req
562. by you superpowered fascists,Copy !req
563. fighting to keep
your capitalistic slave machine running,Copy !req
564. until now.Copy !req
565. You haven't stopped a thing!Copy !req
566. You're crushing us.Copy !req
567. Aw, shit! Stop!Copy !req
568. See? You're toxic,Copy !req
569. even to your own compatriots.Copy !req
570. - Any luck?
- I've diverted all power
to my transmitter.Copy !req
571. It should just reach
the GDA surveillance networkCopy !req
572. from this far underground.Copy !req
573. Oh, what do you want, Seismic?Copy !req
574. Oh, didn't I make that clear?Copy !req
575. Soon, you'll all feel the full weight
of the evil you've doneCopy !req
576. to support your failing human race.Copy !req
577. For you are all dust.Copy !req
578. And to dust you shall return!Copy !req
579. - Huh? What?Copy !req
580. What is that sound?Copy !req
581. Ah. Someone upped their game.Copy !req
582. I know. I'm impressed.Copy !req
583. Well, well, well.Copy !req
584. It's my old friends Token Diversity
and Gender Stereotype.Copy !req
585. Um, I wouldn't talk,
Generic Mad Scientist.Copy !req
586. Now set everyone free
before this turns ugly.Copy !req
587. It turned ugly the day Homo sapiensCopy !req
588. took their first step onto land.Copy !req
589. - Hmm.Copy !req
590. I take it back. I'm not impressed anymore.Copy !req
591. Oh, that wasn't an attack.Copy !req
592. That's how we talk.Copy !req
593. Cecil, our situation
is rapidly becoming dire.Copy !req
594. How does a nobody like Doc Seismic
pull shit like this?Copy !req
595. He seems to have found allies
from somewhere deep inside the earth.Copy !req
596. I can't see that, Donald.Copy !req
597. Who do we have if Mark and Eve go down?Copy !req
598. No one close, sir.
He's cleaned us out.Copy !req
599. Open up the darkroom
and ready drop-pods one through three.Copy !req
600. Yes, sir.Copy !req
601. I didn't mean anything.Copy !req
602. But Cecil said
all the superheroes were gone.Copy !req
603. So I wanted to go out
and help until they got back.Copy !req
604. And I'm glad you wanted to help,Copy !req
605. but why didn't you talk to me first?Copy !req
606. I don't know.Copy !req
607. Because you knew I'd say no?Copy !req
608. Hmm.Copy !req
609. Maybe that's a clue
that you shouldn't be trying to sneak out.Copy !req
610. I guess.Copy !req
611. I'm sorry, Mom.Copy !req
612. It's okay. I understand.Copy !req
613. You just want
to be like Invincible, right?Copy !req
614. - Yeah!
- Well...Copy !req
615. you know who's Invincible's mom?Copy !req
616. Mm-hmm. That's right. Me.Copy !req
617. And since he always listens to his mom,Copy !req
618. I'll ask him to start training youCopy !req
619. so someday you can be
a hero just like him.Copy !req
620. As long as there's
no more secrets between us.Copy !req
621. Promise?Copy !req
622. I promise, I promise, I promise!Copy !req
623. Yah!Copy !req
624. You think you're strong?Copy !req
625. These creatures were born deep in the fireCopy !req
626. and pressure of the earth's womb!Copy !req
627. Mark, he's not lying.Copy !req
628. Free the others! I'll cover you.Copy !req
629. Stop her!Copy !req
630. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
631. Go!Copy !req
632. Goodbye.Copy !req
633. Eve!Copy !req
634. Eve?Copy !req
635. Are you okay?Copy !req
636. Eve.Copy !req
637. You're not supposed
to be this tough.Copy !req
638. You're not supposed to win.Copy !req
639. Things change.Copy !req
640. Invincible!Copy !req
641. Invincible, wake up!Copy !req
642. Wake Eve up!Copy !req
643. She can get us out of these things.Copy !req
644. Eve! Eve, wake up.Copy !req
645. Aw, fuck!Copy !req
646. Don't feel bad you're being
returned to Mother Earth.Copy !req
647. - Your remains will help feed a new,
- Eve, please.Copy !req
648. - better kind of life,
- We're in big trouble.
- Mark?Copy !req
649. free of your oppressive violence.Copy !req
650. We're running out of time, man!Copy !req
651. - Five...
- What happened?Copy !req
652. You got to get us out of here.Copy !req
653. four...Copy !req
654. No final quips before your deaths?Copy !req
655. - Eat your own dick!Copy !req
656. - ... three...Copy !req
657. Then, with that final displayCopy !req
658. of wit and intelligence...Copy !req
659. two...Copy !req
660. goodbye forever.Copy !req
661. I don't think so.Copy !req
662. one.Copy !req
663. What the fuck?Copy !req
664. You haven't stopped anything!Copy !req
665. Mark!Copy !req
666. No!Copy !req
667. If I'm going down,Copy !req
668. so is everyone!Copy !req
669. Shit.Copy !req
670. - Yes! Yes!Copy !req
671. Fuck yes!Copy !req
672. Up top!Copy !req
673. Yeah! Down low? Oh, ho, no?Copy !req
674. You know what? That's okay.Copy !req
675. We won, my dick's out and I don't care.Copy !req
676. Guardians of the Globe, baby!Copy !req
677. Where's Doc Seismic?Copy !req
678. He was in the Shadowverse.Copy !req
679. Soon, he'll be back in prison.Copy !req
680. Darkwing?Copy !req
681. Darkwing Two, technically. But, yes.Copy !req
682. Why the hell is he here?Copy !req
683. And why the fuck are those things here?Copy !req
684. He's a murderer.Copy !req
685. And those things— the guy
who made those things killed people.Copy !req
686. They almost killed my best friend.Copy !req
687. He's right.Copy !req
688. I did terrible things.Copy !req
689. But that was before.Copy !req
690. I'm better now, thanks to Cecil.Copy !req
691. Better? You should be in prison.Copy !req
692. - Are you okay?
- No, I'm not okay.Copy !req
693. Cecil said he put Sinclair away,
and Darkwing, too,Copy !req
694. and now they're both working for him?Copy !req
695. We don't know everything yet.Copy !req
696. I don't need to know everything
to know this is wrong.Copy !req
697. Jesus. I was an idiot to believe Cecil.Copy !req
698. Even my mom warned me about trusting him.Copy !req
699. Stand down, Invincible.Copy !req
700. They saved us. They saved everyone here.Copy !req
701. We can get to the bottom of this together.Copy !req
702. Oh, I'm gonna get
to the bottom of this right now.Copy !req
703. Mark, wait.Copy !req
704. I can't, Eve.Copy !req
705. I'm sorry.Copy !req
706. And I'm sorry about before, too.Copy !req
707. I messed it all up.Copy !req
708. He's coming.Copy !req
709. Are you working with D.A. Sinclair?Copy !req
710. Calm down.Copy !req
711. He turned people into monsters.Copy !req
712. He almost killed William.
He should be in prison.Copy !req
713. He can't fix his mistakes in prison, Mark.Copy !req
714. Neither can Darkwing.Copy !req
715. What are you even talking about?Copy !req
716. D.A. Sinclair's a genius.Copy !req
717. Darkwing cracked from fighting
endless crime in Midnight City.Copy !req
718. You don't waste people like that,
you reform them.Copy !req
719. Repair them.Copy !req
720. Let them make restitution
for their mistakes.Copy !req
721. Mistakes? They murdered people!Copy !req
722. Rick still isn't right
after what Sinclair did to him.Copy !req
723. Sinclair's new Reanimen
are made with donated corpses.Copy !req
724. Darkwing will never kill again.Copy !req
725. They both went through severe
psychological reprogramming.Copy !req
726. They save lives now, Mark.Copy !req
727. And repaying the very
substantial debt they owe us all.Copy !req
728. That is bullshit and you know it!Copy !req
729. Is it? You killed Angstrom Levy.Copy !req
730. Should I lock you up, too?Copy !req
731. Throw away the key?Copy !req
732. You-you know that was different.Copy !req
733. A man's still dead because of you.Copy !req
734. And I think about it every single day.Copy !req
735. But he almost killed my mom and brother.Copy !req
736. Exactly.Copy !req
737. You were trying to save lives,Copy !req
738. which is what I'm trying to do, soCopy !req
739. how about you extend me
the same privilegeCopy !req
740. - and go home.
- No.Copy !req
741. No way. I'm not going anywhereCopy !req
742. until Sinclair and Darkwing
are both back in prison.Copy !req
743. Did you hear me?Copy !req
744. Go home, Mark,Copy !req
745. before you do something you'll regret.Copy !req
746. I told you, I'm not leaving unt—Copy !req
747. Wait, why are we in here again?Copy !req
748. Please go.Copy !req
749. What are you hiding in here?Copy !req
750. Who else is working for you?Copy !req
751. The white room is for my protection.Copy !req
752. Protection from what?Copy !req
753. From you, Mark. From you.Copy !req
754. Viltrumites have conquered
thousands of planets.Copy !req
755. Waged war across hundreds of light years.Copy !req
756. They rule over the largest empire
the universe has ever seen.Copy !req
757. But, man, their prison food sucks.Copy !req
758. I really thought it would be better.Copy !req
759. I mean, I-I know, it's prison food,Copy !req
760. but still, if I'm being honest,
I was expecting more.Copy !req
761. We usually kill our enemies,Copy !req
762. not feed them.Copy !req
763. Yeah, well it shows.Copy !req
764. I don't know
how much more of this I can take.Copy !req
765. This is not good.Copy !req
766. If you don't like it,
you should go.Copy !req
767. What are you talking about?
I'm in prison.Copy !req
768. It is the one place
you can't just go from.Copy !req
769. You're stronger
than when we first met.Copy !req
770. Strong enough to break out of here,
if you tried.Copy !req
771. First, I'm very flattered
you noticed that. Thank you.Copy !req
772. Second, like I've said
a hundred times before,Copy !req
773. I am not leaving here without you.Copy !req
774. And I'm never leaving. So go.Copy !req
775. Before they laser you open
to figure out how you're so strong.Copy !req
776. Hmm. Why do you care so much?Copy !req
777. I don't. Live, die.Copy !req
778. It's your choice.Copy !req
779. Then, in that case,
you are not getting rid of me that easy.Copy !req
780. Besides, like you said,
I am incredibly ripped now,Copy !req
781. so it would take a pretty big laser...Copy !req
782. to do me in.Copy !req
783. Guys. Uh, okay. One second.Copy !req
784. Can we just talk about this
before we, uh...Copy !req
785. So, that sucked.Copy !req
786. But I was right.Copy !req
787. You're alive?Copy !req
788. Of course, how else—
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
789. Wait. Wai-wai-wai-wai-wait.Copy !req
790. Were you worried I was gonna die?Copy !req
791. Wha— I-I-I...Copy !req
792. This is great. This is progress.Copy !req
793. You care about me.Copy !req
794. I feel like you're halfway
to joining the cause.Copy !req
795. Hello, Nolan? Hello?Copy !req
796. Oh, I get it. You're ignoring me.Copy !req
797. Very mature.Copy !req
798. Also, not how new best friends
should treat each other.Copy !req
799. Hello? Nolan. Come on.Copy !req
800. Come on, seriously. Stop.Copy !req