1. If anyone
is going to turnCopy !req
2. this organization around,Copy !req
3. it's going to be King Lizard.Copy !req
4. If those sequids
ever take over, Earth is next.Copy !req
5. Forgive me, Allen.Copy !req
6. Hello, son.
It's been a while.Copy !req
7. This is your little brother.Copy !req
8. I never even fucking knew you.Copy !req
9. You don't need the bum.Copy !req
10. I need help here!Copy !req
11. Viltrum knows
I've left my post.Copy !req
12. - They'll track me.
- Are those...Copy !req
13. Viltrumite soldiers.Copy !req
14. Why do I care about them?Copy !req
15. You need to fight
like a Viltrumite.Copy !req
16. I don't kill people.Copy !req
17. Your father will be executed.Copy !req
18. You will assume his missionCopy !req
19. and prepare the planet
for our rule.Copy !req
20. It's the emperor's other son.Copy !req
21. Is he dead?Copy !req
22. His chest is moving.Copy !req
23. What is all that red liquid?Copy !req
24. It must be his blood.Copy !req
25. He has a hole in his body.Copy !req
26. The city.Copy !req
27. Andressa.Copy !req
28. We can take you there.Copy !req
29. Mark.Copy !req
30. Nolan.Copy !req
31. Where's Nolan?Copy !req
32. The Viltrumites took him.Copy !req
33. I'm sorry.Copy !req
34. The city, these people,
it's all our fault.Copy !req
35. Mark, you saved my life.Copy !req
36. And your brother's.Copy !req
37. If my dad and I
hadn't been here...Copy !req
38. none of this
would've happened.Copy !req
39. If your father hadn't been here,
I wouldn't have a son.Copy !req
40. And if you hadn't been here,
we both would've died.Copy !req
41. Thraxan lives are short
compared to yours.Copy !req
42. Our culture
doesn't assign blame.Copy !req
43. We only look forward.Copy !req
44. We will rebuild, Mark.Copy !req
45. Count on that.Copy !req
46. Mark Grayson!Copy !req
47. Oh, hey. Nuolzot.Copy !req
48. I have good news.Copy !req
49. We've completed a ship
to take you home.Copy !req
50. You can return to your planetCopy !req
51. and your center
for learning and drink.Copy !req
52. Um, thanks, but I can't go yet.Copy !req
53. There's still so much to do.Copy !req
54. Oh, the city will be
whole again soon.Copy !req
55. Your people must need
your strength.Copy !req
56. Eh, there's tons of heroes
on Earth.Copy !req
57. I'm sure they got it covered.Copy !req
58. Behold, the might of Omnipotus!Copy !req
59. Tremble beforeCopy !req
60. my unlimited power!Copy !req
61. No.Copy !req
62. I'm sure you know
your planet best.Copy !req
63. - Empress.
- Nuolzot.Copy !req
64. Did you give Mark the news?Copy !req
65. I thought he'd be more pleased.Copy !req
66. Humans are very confusing.Copy !req
67. I am pleased.Copy !req
68. Yeah, I-I want to see my mom
and my girlfriend.Copy !req
69. But there's more to do here,
and I...Copy !req
70. You've helped enough.Copy !req
71. It's time you return home.Copy !req
72. But there is something else
I must ask of you.Copy !req
73. Take your brother with you.Copy !req
74. Home to Earth.Copy !req
75. What?Copy !req
76. What are you talking about?Copy !req
77. You're his mom.Copy !req
78. Mark, look at me.Copy !req
79. Look how much older I am
than when you first arrived.Copy !req
80. You brother ages
quicker than youCopy !req
81. but far slower than my people.Copy !req
82. I'll be gone before
he can form a sentence.Copy !req
83. When Nolan was here,
that was fine.Copy !req
84. He could be raised
by his father.Copy !req
85. But now...Copy !req
86. everyone he knows here
will soon be dead.Copy !req
87. Generations will pass
before he's even an adult.Copy !req
88. What mother would abandon him
to a life like that?Copy !req
89. My dad was worried
about that for me, too.Copy !req
90. Nolan changed me.Copy !req
91. I see life now on a longer scale
than most Thraxans.Copy !req
92. But to me,Copy !req
93. your centuries are still
just a concept.Copy !req
94. To you and your brother,
it's the life you must live.Copy !req
95. I just keep hoping
my dad's okay.Copy !req
96. I hope that, too.Copy !req
97. But if he lives,Copy !req
98. he'll go searching
for you, not me.Copy !req
99. Wait, no, that's not...Copy !req
100. My time with Nolan
was special.Copy !req
101. But he will knowCopy !req
102. my life has run its course.Copy !req
103. Remember me, child.Copy !req
104. Someday,
I hope you'll understandCopy !req
105. why I had to let you go.Copy !req
106. Please?Copy !req
107. Very soon, you'll be all he has.Copy !req
108. And he will need someone.Copy !req
109. Thanks, Paul. See you tomorrow.Copy !req
110. Debbie?Copy !req
111. Wait, uh...Copy !req
112. Forgot to give you this.Copy !req
113. It's from all of us
at the office.Copy !req
114. For the house we sold?Copy !req
115. Kind of. Uh...Copy !req
116. Well...Copy !req
117. We all know...Copy !req
118. how hard it's been for you.Copy !req
119. But it's good to have you back.Copy !req
120. Thanks. Thank you, Paul.Copy !req
121. Hmm.Copy !req
122. Hey, Mom.Copy !req
123. Mark! Oh!Copy !req
124. Jesus, Mark.
It's been two months.Copy !req
125. I try not to worry,
but even Cecil's been frantic.Copy !req
126. He's...Copy !req
127. Oh.Copy !req
128. Who is that?Copy !req
129. I-I-I don't even have the words.Copy !req
130. This morning, I didn't even know
if Nolan was alive.Copy !req
131. I-I didn't even know
if I wanted him to be alive.Copy !req
132. Now he's left another planet
in ruins and his...Copy !req
133. his new kid
is sitting in my kitchen.Copy !req
134. The Viltrumites took him, Mom.Copy !req
135. Dad didn't have a choice.Copy !req
136. Oh, like hell he didn't.Copy !req
137. He didn't have to go
to that planet.Copy !req
138. He certainly didn't
have to find a new partnerCopy !req
139. and have a new baby.Copy !req
140. He's never on the hook
for the lives he destroys.Copy !req
141. Just leaves it for
everyone else to clean up.Copy !req
142. Again and again.Copy !req
143. I know, I know.Copy !req
144. What are we supposed to do
with him?Copy !req
145. Children that age
need constant care.Copy !req
146. He doesn't even had a name.Copy !req
147. Well, he ages fast.Copy !req
148. He won't stay a toddler
for long.Copy !req
149. Maybe I can take a year off
from college to look after him.Copy !req
150. What? No. Absolutely not.Copy !req
151. I've been gone for two months.Copy !req
152. It's not like my grades
are gonna be amazing anyway.Copy !req
153. And I changed a lot of diapers
on the way home.Copy !req
154. What about Cecil?Copy !req
155. We can't.Copy !req
156. There's got to be other options.Copy !req
157. Like what? He's purple.Copy !req
158. I can't give him to a stranger,Copy !req
159. and I don't want to leave
college, but...Copy !req
160. Y-You're right about Dad
leaving his problemsCopy !req
161. for other people to fix.Copy !req
162. But he's my brother.Copy !req
163. And I-I can't just abandon him.Copy !req
164. Well, you must get it
from my side of the family.Copy !req
165. Don't quit
school, Mark.Copy !req
166. I'll take some time off of workCopy !req
167. and look after him
for a few days.Copy !req
168. I'll figure something out.Copy !req
169. Mm, but you're changing
that diaperCopy !req
170. before you go anywhere.Copy !req
171. All right, have someone
look into the sighting.Copy !req
172. It's probably a hoax,
but we can't risk it.Copy !req
173. I want a report in an hour.Copy !req
174. Sir, may I have a minute?Copy !req
175. We're a little busy, Donald,
if you hadn't noticed.Copy !req
176. I need you to make time for...Copy !req
177. this.Copy !req
178. Everybody out!Copy !req
179. You heard me!Copy !req
180. I need the room.Copy !req
181. Now.Copy !req
182. Okay.Copy !req
183. You've got my attention.Copy !req
184. After Omni-Man
went bad last year,Copy !req
185. we blew up our surveillance
house to stop him.Copy !req
186. You triggered it after
getting everyone to safety.Copy !req
187. You barely made it out
alive yourself.Copy !req
188. So why don't I remember it?Copy !req
189. You were in shock.
You got burned pretty bad.Copy !req
190. Burned?Copy !req
191. Is that what you call...Copy !req
192. this?Copy !req
193. With respect, sir,Copy !req
194. what did you do to me?Copy !req
195. Oh.Copy !req
196. I thought I was on
the White Room list.Copy !req
197. You are, for most of it.Copy !req
198. Lights.Copy !req
199. What is that?Copy !req
200. It's what we did to you.Copy !req
201. State of the art.
It's expensive as hell.Copy !req
202. Damn sight better than
your old one, if you ask me.Copy !req
203. How?Copy !req
204. You were lucky.Copy !req
205. Omni-Man's body shielded you
from most of the blast.Copy !req
206. When we pulled you out,
your brain was intact.Copy !req
207. The rest of you, not so much.Copy !req
208. The r-rest of me?Copy !req
209. Cecil,
what the hell am I now?Copy !req
210. You're you.Copy !req
211. But better, stronger.Copy !req
212. Alive.Copy !req
213. Uh...Copy !req
214. I-I don't remember...
I don't remember any of it.Copy !req
215. All these people knew
and I didn't?Copy !req
216. PTSD's a bitch.Copy !req
217. We figured you'd be
better off without it.Copy !req
218. You mean you'd be better off.Copy !req
219. You had no right.Copy !req
220. What do you want, Donald?
Would you rather be dead?Copy !req
221. You know the world we live in,
what the job is.Copy !req
222. There's no time
for existential angst.Copy !req
223. Angst? That's what you call it?Copy !req
224. Jesus, Cecil.Copy !req
225. I knew you were cold,
but I never knew you were...Copy !req
226. Uh, sirs?Copy !req
227. - What?
- What?Copy !req
228. And that's more than enough
philosophy for today.Copy !req
229. Hmm... Hmm?Copy !req
230. Hmm?Copy !req
231. Since when did you start
locking the window?Copy !req
232. Mark. Holy shit.Copy !req
233. Um, I started locking itCopy !req
234. after that giant bug
dressed like a dog showed up.Copy !req
235. Did you save them
from those meteors?Copy !req
236. Meteors? Oh, right.Copy !req
237. Um...Copy !req
238. Yes and no?Copy !req
239. Um, it got...Copy !req
240. It got weird... for me.Copy !req
241. Yeah, I kind of figured.Copy !req
242. You were gone a long time.Copy !req
243. Like forever in college years.Copy !req
244. You need to go see the dean,
by the way.Copy !req
245. Something about
academic probation?Copy !req
246. You said you'd cover for me.Copy !req
247. I did, for a while.Copy !req
248. Two months, Mark.Copy !req
249. That's more excuses
than anyone can make up.Copy !req
250. What happened?Copy !req
251. Uh, a lot.Copy !req
252. I saw my dad.Copy !req
253. Your dad?Copy !req
254. Look, I'll-I'll tell you
all about it,Copy !req
255. but I need to see Amber first.Copy !req
256. Oh, sure, ditch me for
your girlfriend, why don't you?Copy !req
257. It'll give you time
to put all my posters back up.Copy !req
258. All of them.Copy !req
259. And when exactlyCopy !req
260. were you planning to tell me
you were back?Copy !req
261. I mean, it's not like
you didn't know.Copy !req
262. I ordered you not to go.
You were gone two months.Copy !req
263. Now you don't even check in?Copy !req
264. I needed to see my mom
and my girlfriend first.Copy !req
265. We had a deal, Mark.Copy !req
266. You promised,
if I put you in the field,Copy !req
267. you'd follow orders.Copy !req
268. You don't get to pick
and choose when that applies.Copy !req
269. I saved millions of lives
out there, Cecil.Copy !req
270. And it looks like
everything here was just fine.Copy !req
271. Yeah. Things were just peachy.Copy !req
272. The Guardians almost died
saving the planetCopy !req
273. while you were off
gallivanting with space bugs.Copy !req
274. What I did out there,
wh-what I found was important.Copy !req
275. You already know, don't you?Copy !req
276. We keep an eye on Debbie
for her protection.Copy !req
277. Passive monitoring, mostly.Copy !req
278. Certain keywords
trigger a closer listen.Copy !req
279. Unbelievable.Copy !req
280. You're angry about me
not reporting in?Copy !req
281. I don't need to.Copy !req
282. You got cameras
in my mom's house.Copy !req
283. It's not cameras.
We would never do that.Copy !req
284. All right, since you
already know everything,Copy !req
285. I'll go see my girlfriend
like I planned.Copy !req
286. Fine by me.Copy !req
287. I'll send a team
to pick up Nolan's kid.Copy !req
288. You can't.Copy !req
289. What are you gonna do?
Leave him with your mom?Copy !req
290. He's an alien.Copy !req
291. We're more qualified
to take care of him.Copy !req
292. He's my brother,
not a science experiment.Copy !req
293. Call your people off.Copy !req
294. They're already on their way.Copy !req
295. Call them off.Copy !req
296. Now.Copy !req
297. I'll check in tomorrow.Copy !req
298. Fine.
I'm sure your mom will loveCopy !req
299. looking after
her ex-husband's new kid.Copy !req
300. Coming.Copy !req
301. Mark.Copy !req
302. Oh, my God, you're back.Copy !req
303. I missed you so much.Copy !req
304. I didn't mean
to be gone so long.Copy !req
305. They took me
to this insane planet...Copy !req
306. tarium in, uh, PhiladelphiaCopy !req
307. when I... you know,
when I was visiting my aunt.Copy !req
308. Guys, this is my boyfriend Mark.Copy !req
309. He's been gone a while
dealing with family stuff.Copy !req
310. Mark, this is Bridget,
Jannie and Corey.Copy !req
311. Hey, dude.
Nice to finally meet you.Copy !req
312. Wow, so he is real.Copy !req
313. I thought Amber was just trying
to brush off creepy dudes.Copy !req
314. Yep.Copy !req
315. Yep, very real over here.Copy !req
316. Just not around
the last few, um, months.Copy !req
317. We should let you guys catch up.Copy !req
318. Amber, we'll get
your notes later.Copy !req
319. Nice meeting you, Mark.Copy !req
320. What happened out there?Copy !req
321. So the kid's
at your mom's house now?Copy !req
322. For now.Copy !req
323. I don't know what I'm gonna do.Copy !req
324. And I thought
I had a crazy few months.Copy !req
325. Shit, I'm sorry, I...Copy !req
326. I've been talking
about myself this whole time.Copy !req
327. No, I-I mean, you've been
through a lot, I get it.Copy !req
328. No, really, I...Copy !req
329. I want to know
everything I missed.Copy !req
330. Well, college is no joke.Copy !req
331. I failed a sociology test that's
worth a third of my grade.Copy !req
332. Seriously? You?Copy !req
333. Yeah.Copy !req
334. My grandpa died.
I didn't take it too well.Copy !req
335. Oh.Copy !req
336. Yeah, I got through it.Copy !req
337. The funeral, coming back here.Copy !req
338. You know, people asked
where you were.Copy !req
339. Having to lie about it
wasn't awesome.Copy !req
340. I didn't think
it would be this complicated.Copy !req
341. It's okay.Copy !req
342. I knew the deal
when I signed on.Copy !req
343. Not just the superhero thing.Copy !req
344. All of it.Copy !req
345. I thought, with my dad gone,Copy !req
346. he was at least done
ruining my life, but...Copy !req
347. Hey. He can't change
how I feel about you,Copy !req
348. no matter how many
planets he destroys.Copy !req
349. That's the important thing.Copy !req
350. I'm glad you're back.Copy !req
351. Help.Copy !req
352. Help me.Copy !req
353. Please.Copy !req
354. Sir? Sir?Copy !req
355. Are you all right, sir?Copy !req
356. Wh-What is it?Copy !req
357. There's something
you need to seeCopy !req
358. on our long-range scans, sir.Copy !req
359. This is stupid.Copy !req
360. I can see in the dark.Copy !req
361. That assumes
you still have your eyes.Copy !req
362. Time.Copy !req
363. Monster Girl, Kate, shower off.Copy !req
364. Bulletproof, Shapesmith,
you're up.Copy !req
365. Immortal, if I may
have a moment,Copy !req
366. m-may I remind you that
Monster Girl's transformationsCopy !req
367. cause her to age in reverse.Copy !req
368. I know how
my team's powers work.Copy !req
369. Then you must understandCopy !req
370. that this kind of training
is hazardous for her.Copy !req
371. - I've developed a simulation—
- Hey.Copy !req
372. I can hear you, you know.Copy !req
373. Amanda, I-I noticed the ImmortalCopy !req
374. wasn't tracking
your transformations.Copy !req
375. It's not his job to track
my transformations.Copy !req
376. And it's not yours, either.Copy !req
377. But logically if there's a way
to mitigate your lost time—Copy !req
378. If you get this controlling
after one date,Copy !req
379. there's not going to be
another one.Copy !req
380. Oh no!Copy !req
381. Is eighth-grade prom canceled?Copy !req
382. Don't tell me...Copy !req
383. Aah! Motherfucker!Copy !req
384. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
385. You know people try to kill us
every single day, right?Copy !req
386. Just call, please!Copy !req
387. We have a problem.Copy !req
388. It's coming from Mars,
headed directly for Earth.Copy !req
389. We've tried calling,
but they're not answering.Copy !req
390. It may be unmanned.Copy !req
391. Except it's packed
to the gills with bio-matter.Copy !req
392. Ship's coming from Mars, huh?Copy !req
393. I wonder if there's anyone here
with insider knowledge...Copy !req
394. of Mars.Copy !req
395. Um...Copy !req
396. Friends,Copy !req
397. I have a secret to unbury.Copy !req
398. I am not a human person from
Earth like I once told you.Copy !req
399. Prepare yourselves,Copy !req
400. for the truth may be more
than you can handle...Copy !req
401. We know
you're a Martian.Copy !req
402. What, you thought we'd let you
join the teamCopy !req
403. without figuring that out?Copy !req
404. You all knew that?Copy !req
405. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
406. What we don't know...Copy !req
407. is how you got to Earth
and why you're here.Copy !req
408. Okay, well...Copy !req
409. Um, I was born a baby Martian,Copy !req
410. far away on the planet Mars.Copy !req
411. Like all Martians,
we used sequids as our servantsCopy !req
412. since they couldn't penetrate
our shape-shifting skin,Copy !req
413. which is something they
very much like to do.Copy !req
414. Even as a young Marsling,Copy !req
415. I hated living underground.Copy !req
416. I wanted to see the stars.Copy !req
417. - Wow.
- This way! Run!Copy !req
418. So, when the
opportunity presented itself...Copy !req
419. I took it.Copy !req
420. I hitched a ride to Earth
with your space people.Copy !req
421. And when I got here,
I was inspired to do good.Copy !req
422. I met all of you...Copy !req
423. Wait a second.Copy !req
424. What happened
to the real astronaut?Copy !req
425. Well?Copy !req
426. M-My people were
right behind us in the tunnels.Copy !req
427. I thought they'd find him
before the sequids did.Copy !req
428. Find him and kill him, you mean.Copy !req
429. But they didn't
find him, did they?Copy !req
430. Something else did.Copy !req
431. I know— I don't know.Copy !req
432. Well, okay, given
our present situationCopy !req
433. and that big ship
on its way here,Copy !req
434. one might assume...Copy !req
435. Well, I mean, one might guessCopy !req
436. that m-maybe—
and, but this is a maybe—Copy !req
437. he possibly became...Copy !req
438. a possessed host
for the singularCopy !req
439. and terrifying sequid hive-mind.Copy !req
440. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
441. Ah, okay, so we haveCopy !req
442. God knows how many
of those things headed here,Copy !req
443. they possessed
the real Rus LivingstonCopy !req
444. and they're capable of
possessing a million more of us.Copy !req
445. And it's all your fault.Copy !req
446. Yes, you understand now.Copy !req
447. Oh, that's bad.Copy !req
448. Hang on.Copy !req
449. We're gonna believe this guy?Copy !req
450. He lied to us the whole time.Copy !req
451. No,
before, I was lying.Copy !req
452. Now I'm telling the truth.Copy !req
453. It's very different.Copy !req
454. You left an American astronaut
up there to die.Copy !req
455. I... apologize?Copy !req
456. Shut up, all of you.Copy !req
457. There will be
consequences for this.Copy !req
458. But that ship cannot
be allowed to reach Earth.Copy !req
459. And Shapesmith is the only
source of intelligence we have.Copy !req
460. We need him. For now.Copy !req
461. The team will be me,
Bulletproof, Black Sampson,Copy !req
462. Monster Girl and...Copy !req
463. Shapesmith.Copy !req
464. Rex, Shrinking Rae,
Kate and Rudy,Copy !req
465. you'll hold things down here.Copy !req
466. It's an alien spacecraft,Copy !req
467. so you'll need
my technical expertise.Copy !req
468. I'll be protected in my suit.Copy !req
469. Agreed. Rudy, you go, too.Copy !req
470. No, you don't understand.Copy !req
471. There are millions
of sequids on that ship.Copy !req
472. Maybe hundreds of millions.
We won't be enough.Copy !req
473. Look, I realize this is
out of character, but...Copy !req
474. I have an idea.Copy !req
475. Shit.Copy !req
476. You know, it's been
like five yearsCopy !req
477. and your parents still haven't
fixed the lock on your window.Copy !req
478. I'm starting to wonder if maybe
they want you to be abducted.Copy !req
479. I'm not in the mood, Rex.Copy !req
480. And I'm not here
to make fun of you.Copy !req
481. Seriously.Copy !req
482. Ugh. Or to get in your pants.Copy !req
483. Or whatever you think
I'm here to do.Copy !req
484. But when I heard
you were back here,Copy !req
485. I knew something was wrong.Copy !req
486. Mm.Copy !req
487. I don't need your pity, Rex.Copy !req
488. Since when
do I do pity?Copy !req
489. Did you see what I did
in Chicago?Copy !req
490. The park collapse?Copy !req
491. I heard about it, yeah.Copy !req
492. Yeah, I messed up.Copy !req
493. People almost got hurt.Copy !req
494. And then I took it out
on KillcannonCopy !req
495. and people did get hurt.Copy !req
496. I try to help,Copy !req
497. and all I do is cause
more problems.Copy !req
498. My parents were right.
Who do I think I am?Copy !req
499. Everybody fucks up.Copy !req
500. To fuck up is human.Copy !req
501. Eh, Shakespeare said that.Copy !req
502. The Immortal. Black Sampson.Copy !req
503. Freaking "Robot,"Copy !req
504. or Rudy or whatever
he calls himself now.Copy !req
505. They've all shit the bed
at least once.Copy !req
506. Having powers isn't easy, but...Copy !req
507. we do our best.Copy !req
508. Even assholes like me.Copy !req
509. Just do the math, Eve.Copy !req
510. You are so far in the black
that it's stupid.Copy !req
511. You showed this to me
the week we met.Copy !req
512. You were still pretty beat up
from losing them.Copy !req
513. I hardly think about them now.Copy !req
514. Because you got through it.Copy !req
515. And then you got through my
douchebag teenage assCopy !req
516. dumping my problems on you.Copy !req
517. And hiding in your bedroom
for a year and a half.Copy !req
518. Then a hundred other battles
with teen team.Copy !req
519. Through all of that,Copy !req
520. you've saved so many people.Copy !req
521. And each time, you made this
shitty, awful, terrible worldCopy !req
522. a little bit better.Copy !req
523. Also, I checked on that couple
you pulled from the river.Copy !req
524. They're gonna make
a full recovery.Copy !req
525. Because of you.Copy !req
526. So, dry your tears,Copy !req
527. tell your parents
to go shove it up their assesCopy !req
528. and get back out there, right?Copy !req
529. All right.Copy !req
530. Thanks, Rex.Copy !req
531. Now what do you want?Copy !req
532. I am offended.Copy !req
533. But yes, I do have a tiny favor
to askCopy !req
534. that involves
a space rocket ship.Copy !req
535. Pew-pew-pew?Copy !req
536. Okay.Copy !req
537. Open. Delicious.Copy !req
538. It's delic...Copy !req
539. What are we gonna do with you?Copy !req
540. You've got to like
at least one human food.Copy !req
541. Mark. We have
a front door, you know.Copy !req
542. Sorry.Copy !req
543. Oh, oh, hey, Mr. Messy.Copy !req
544. How's he eating?Copy !req
545. Well, so far,
he hates everything.Copy !req
546. I guess he'll fit right in
with the human kids.Copy !req
547. Uh, sorry.Copy !req
548. Hey, do you know
where Dad's stuff is?Copy !req
549. I got rid of most of it,
gave it to charity.Copy !req
550. What? Y-You could've
asked me first.Copy !req
551. Well, you were gone
for two months.Copy !req
552. And I could've live in limboCopy !req
553. just waiting for you
to come back.Copy !req
554. I'm sorry.Copy !req
555. - W-What were you looking for?
- It's just...Copy !req
556. When the Viltrumites
were taking Dad away,Copy !req
557. he told me to read his books.Copy !req
558. What if he hid something them,
like slid it between the pages?Copy !req
559. It's not a good time, Cecil.Copy !req
560. Sorry, Debbie, it's urgent.Copy !req
561. Mark, I need you
to go to space again.Copy !req
562. What? I just got back
from space.Copy !req
563. You were actually
pretty pissed about it.Copy !req
564. Think of this
as your redemption tour.Copy !req
565. We got a ship full
of those sequid thingsCopy !req
566. coming in hot from Mars.Copy !req
567. You remember them?Copy !req
568. Yeah...Copy !req
569. If they get their tentacles
on Earth,Copy !req
570. they'll be pulling
our strings forever.Copy !req
571. We need to stop them.Copy !req
572. Sure. Of course.Copy !req
573. You need any help
with the new kid?Copy !req
574. We're fine. Thank you.Copy !req
575. Well, think about
when you go back to work.Copy !req
576. You'll need a trained caretaker,Copy !req
577. not some neighborhood babysitter.Copy !req
578. - We have people for that.
- That's our decision.Copy !req
579. Not yours.Copy !req
580. Just consider it.Copy !req
581. Please?Copy !req
582. But you just got back
from space.Copy !req
583. Well,
they're heading for Earth.Copy !req
584. And it's serious.Copy !req
585. And, uh, a lot of people
could get hurt.Copy !req
586. So, I...Copy !req
587. Just come back safe, okay?Copy !req
588. Always.Copy !req
589. Hey, Jannie,
you guys got plans tonight?Copy !req
590. Nah, everything's fine,Copy !req
591. just want to take my mind
off things.Copy !req
592. Invincible, I didn't
know you were joining us.Copy !req
593. Yeah, well, this didn't
sound super optional.Copy !req
594. - Got room for one more?
- Eve!Copy !req
595. Hi. R-Rex said you guys
could use a hand.Copy !req
596. We could indeed.Copy !req
597. But will you be vulnerable
to these creatures?Copy !req
598. Uh, you're not the only one
who can make a suit of armor.Copy !req
599. Hmm.
Two minutes to launch.Copy !req
600. Well, that's my cue to leave
you brave little astronautsCopy !req
601. to the endless darkness
of space.Copy !req
602. If you succeed, well, I taught
you everything you know.Copy !req
603. If not...Copy !req
604. I guess we're all fucked.Copy !req
605. Three, two, one.Copy !req
606. We have ignition.Copy !req
607. So...Copy !req
608. you two may not know this,Copy !req
609. or acknowledge it any way,Copy !req
610. but this guy's now
the ranking Guardian on Earth.Copy !req
611. Says who?Copy !req
612. Uh, me. Just now.Copy !req
613. It's like calling shotgun.Copy !req
614. Okay, first rule,
no rolling those eyes.Copy !req
615. Second rule, get ready.Copy !req
616. Because we are
just gonna chill outCopy !req
617. until those losers get back.Copy !req
618. And...Copy !req
619. there is no third rule.Copy !req
620. We're supposed to monitor other
threats while they're gone.Copy !req
621. Oh, sure, like there's gonna beCopy !req
622. two huge world-shattering
emergencies at the same time.Copy !req
623. Oh, no!Copy !req
624. I'd like to see that, Rae.Copy !req
625. Hey. Who's there?Copy !req
626. Sorry, Sarge.Copy !req
627. For fuck's sake, Jerry.
You scared the shit out of me.Copy !req
628. I-I know, I know
it's not my break,Copy !req
629. but I-I missed lunch.Copy !req
630. Get your damn snack
and get out of...Copy !req
631. Ah, hell!Copy !req
632. Move!Copy !req
633. Yes, sir.Copy !req
634. And remember,Copy !req
635. kill first, ask questions later.Copy !req
636. We have a problem.Copy !req
637. What's a problemCopy !req
638. but an opportunity in disguise?Copy !req
639. You want them to know
we're here?Copy !req
640. Of course.Copy !req
641. This just
speeds things up a bit.Copy !req
642. Man, my dad's a dick,Copy !req
643. but you win the Shitty
Dad Contest hands down.Copy !req
644. Yeah, but it was
worse than that.Copy !req
645. I was gone for so long,Copy !req
646. I wasn't there for Amber,
my mom, you.Copy !req
647. And you guys needed me.Copy !req
648. I'm sure you'll get a
chance to make it up to me soon.Copy !req
649. Listen up.Copy !req
650. We need more information
about the Martian ship.Copy !req
651. Its weapon systems,
what kind of resistanceCopy !req
652. we can expect
once we're on board.Copy !req
653. So, Shapesmith hereCopy !req
654. is going to answer
all of our questions.Copy !req
655. I'd rather not, since those are
Martian military secrets.Copy !req
656. But I will, though.Copy !req
657. That ship is one
of our warships.Copy !req
658. It's very big. There could be
millions of sequids on it,Copy !req
659. but hopefully not.Copy !req
660. They're small, but very strong
for their size.Copy !req
661. A ship full of demon jellyfish
with super strength.Copy !req
662. Great.Copy !req
663. There must be
Martians on board, too.Copy !req
664. The sequids can't
pilot a ship on their own.Copy !req
665. We should seek
these Martians out.Copy !req
666. Make contact.Copy !req
667. Ah, yes, my old chums.Copy !req
668. They, um...Copy !req
669. They may not be
enthusiastic to see me.Copy !req
670. I imagine not.Copy !req
671. Robot, what's your plan
to get us on board?Copy !req
672. In just a minute,
I'll cut the shuttle's power.Copy !req
673. Like Shapesmith says,
the Martian ship is large,Copy !req
674. so we'll look
like debris to them.Copy !req
675. Then we'll clamp on and cut
an entry hole in the hull.Copy !req
676. Good.Copy !req
677. So good. But it won't work.Copy !req
678. Why not?Copy !req
679. The warship's
sensors are very powerful.Copy !req
680. They'll know the difference
between space garbageCopy !req
681. and whatever we are.Copy !req
682. You're telling us this now?Copy !req
683. Yes, I'm telling you this now.Copy !req
684. Also, they won't hesitate
to fire missilesCopy !req
685. when they spot us coming.Copy !req
686. Shapesmith...?Copy !req
687. Yes, those. Look.Copy !req
688. Th-Those are the missiles
I was talking about.Copy !req
689. Don't we have
shields or something?Copy !req
690. This isn't Star Trek.
We're unarmed.Copy !req
691. Everyone, close to me. Now!Copy !req
692. Half pepperoni,
half mushroom,Copy !req
693. an order of garlic knots
and some wings.Copy !req
694. Two garlic knots.Copy !req
695. Uh-oh.Copy !req
696. No, no, no. Keep ordering, Rae.Copy !req
697. Cecil's just checking in
to say hi, right?Copy !req
698. Cecil? Right?Copy !req
699. - Oh, God.
- We need a plan.Copy !req
700. I'm gonna barf.Copy !req
701. Close your damn eyes, then.Copy !req
702. Please, calm down.Copy !req
703. We have enough oxygen
for at least ten minutes.Copy !req
704. I'm not sure I can hold
this together for ten minutes.Copy !req
705. Everyone who can fly,
push towards the ship.Copy !req
706. Hello, fellow Martians.Copy !req
707. Nice to see you all again.Copy !req
708. I was just on Earth and, um...Copy !req
709. Earth? You're the one!Copy !req
710. You let all of this happen!Copy !req
711. I know he is the cause
of all this,Copy !req
712. but we are here to help.Copy !req
713. You're humans.
They'll enslave you immediately.Copy !req
714. We're not like
the rest of our kind.Copy !req
715. - We can withstand them...
- Ugh!Copy !req
716. - Gross.
- No!Copy !req
717. Got it.Copy !req
718. They share minds! Now all
the sequids know you're here!Copy !req
719. You got any instructions, boss?Copy !req
720. Mm, get a soda.Copy !req
721. And relax.Copy !req
722. The king has a plan.Copy !req
723. Those are nuclear blast doors.Copy !req
724. Impenetrable from the outside.Copy !req
725. We sealed the tunnel,
so there's no other way in.Copy !req
726. Now, we just sit here and waitCopy !req
727. for the government to comply
with our demands.Copy !req
728. Otherwise, New York,Copy !req
729. Los Angeles,Copy !req
730. Chicago...Copy !req
731. Die fast, assholes.Copy !req
732. My pizza's getting cold.Copy !req
733. Ah, humans.Copy !req
734. You think you can stop us?
You cannot.Copy !req
735. You.Copy !req
736. We remember you.Copy !req
737. We can't pierce your skin.Copy !req
738. No matter. There will be others
for our purposes.Copy !req
739. Get them off him!Copy !req
740. It's the only way.Copy !req
741. There's too many!Copy !req
742. We need a new plan.Copy !req
743. I disrupted
their nervous systems,Copy !req
744. but they'll be awake again soon.Copy !req
745. Kill as many as you can
while they're out.Copy !req
746. - Oh, shit.
- Get close.Copy !req
747. I thought...Copy !req
748. These guys...Copy !req
749. Were supposed...Copy !req
750. To suck.Copy !req
751. Hey, Kate!Copy !req
752. Remember, whoever dies first
pays for pizza.Copy !req
753. Rex. R-Rae.Copy !req
754. Help. Help.Copy !req
755. Hold on!Copy !req
756. Kate!Copy !req
757. Oh, God, no!Copy !req
758. Come on, Eve. You can do this.Copy !req
759. Are you crazy?Copy !req
760. I can use my suit
to build an amplifierCopy !req
761. for the pulse I used earlier.Copy !req
762. It'll hopefully stun them
long enoughCopy !req
763. for us to get Rus off this ship.Copy !req
764. But you'll need to protect me
until I'm done.Copy !req
765. How long?Copy !req
766. Five minutes.Copy !req
767. You're gonna fucking pay
for that.Copy !req
768. Hey, idiot.Copy !req
769. She doesn't stay small.Copy !req
770. Yum.Copy !req
771. Uh...Copy !req
772. Oh, this isn't happening.Copy !req
773. This isn't happening.Copy !req
774. Jesus!Copy !req
775. Fuck.Copy !req
776. Hmm.Copy !req
777. So brave.Copy !req
778. But is it the brave man
who survivesCopy !req
779. or is it the one who waitsCopy !req
780. until his opponent
is too injured to fight?Copy !req
781. Just do it, you prick.Copy !req
782. You got this.Copy !req
783. Come on, hold it together.
You got this.Copy !req
784. Can't hold it.Copy !req
785. No. No, no, no. Eve!Copy !req
786. Oh, wow.Copy !req
787. Wow.Copy !req
788. Oh, wow.Copy !req
789. I'm not dead.Copy !req
790. I was pretty sure I was dead.Copy !req
791. Felt like I was dead.Copy !req
792. This is...Copy !req
793. Oh, this is a nice surprise.Copy !req
794. Um...Copy !req
795. Hello?Copy !req
796. Hello?Copy !req
797. Someone want to let me out
of this, uh, thing?Copy !req
798. Well, this is great.Copy !req
799. Oh, no. Oh, I'm sorr... sorry!
Oh, God, oh, crap.Copy !req
800. Oh, I broke... I broke it.
I broke it.Copy !req
801. Oh, this thing, I bet this is...
Oh, I bet this is expensive.Copy !req
802. Oh, God.Copy !req
803. Huh.Copy !req
804. Would you look at that?Copy !req
805. I am glad to see you
in one piece, Allen of Unopa.Copy !req
806. Yeah. One very large
and ripped piece.Copy !req
807. Yes.Copy !req
808. I'm afraid I owe you an apology.Copy !req
809. When we brought you here
after the Viltrumite attack,Copy !req
810. I turned off
your life-support machineCopy !req
811. and left you
to fend for yourself.Copy !req
812. What? Why?
W-Why would you do that?Copy !req
813. I knew, without it,
you would either dieCopy !req
814. or recover stronger than before.Copy !req
815. I am sorry I gambled
with your life,Copy !req
816. but it has paid off.Copy !req
817. You may now be able
to stand your groundCopy !req
818. against a Viltrumite.Copy !req
819. Yeah, I doubt that.Copy !req
820. They hit me so hard
my eye came out.Copy !req
821. I remember seeing that,
like, from my own eye.Copy !req
822. It was very strange.Copy !req
823. You underestimate yourself, Allen.Copy !req
824. Yeah, well, I appreciate
your vote of confidence,Copy !req
825. but I'm not gonna ask
for a rematch anytime soon.Copy !req
826. If I even see another
Viltrumite, I'm gonna...Copy !req
827. Holy shit. You're a Viltrumite?Copy !req
828. No, I am something much worse.Copy !req
829. I am the only Viltrumite to ever
rebel against the empire.Copy !req
830. At least, until you told me
about Invincible.Copy !req
831. Allen,Copy !req
832. I need you to go back to EarthCopy !req
833. and bring Invincible here.Copy !req
834. He is the key
to turning the tide of this war.Copy !req