1. Time to push my baby bird
out of the nest.Copy !req
2. Mark Grayson,
I need your help.Copy !req
3. My name is Nuolzot.
I am from the planet Thraxa.Copy !req
4. I have to go away
for a few weeks, to space again.Copy !req
5. - Amber, I, um, I love you.Copy !req
6. We're not that different
from other support groups.Copy !req
7. It's about time
someone cut throughCopy !req
8. all the red tape
and did something.Copy !req
9. Your powers don't
make you a hero.Copy !req
10. They make you dangerous.Copy !req
11. - Donald?
- Wonder what that was about.Copy !req
12. - Just had half my body melted
helping you mutilate yourself.Copy !req
13. Thaedus thinks
there's a mole.Copy !req
14. Forgive me, Allen.Copy !req
15. I can't heal
'cause he murdered AlanaCopy !req
16. and the other Guardians
and almost killed my son.Copy !req
17. I didn't know who he was.Copy !req
18. You should have.Copy !req
19. Hello, son.Copy !req
20. It's been a while.Copy !req
21. - Dad?Copy !req
22. Wait!Copy !req
23. I don't know who you are,
but we owe you our lives.Copy !req
24. Won't you stay?Copy !req
25. Tell us your name.Copy !req
26. Uh, where you come from.Copy !req
27. Hello, son.Copy !req
28. It's been a while.Copy !req
29. Dad?Copy !req
30. I...Copy !req
31. I missed you.Copy !req
32. This was all you?Copy !req
33. Bringing me here?Copy !req
34. Yes.Copy !req
35. The Thraxans told me
that they needed my help.Copy !req
36. They do need your help.Copy !req
37. Why?Copy !req
38. It's complicated.
Come with me and...Copy !req
39. No, why would you
lie to me again?Copy !req
40. You killed thousands of people.Copy !req
41. Yes.Copy !req
42. Why would you think
I'd ever want to see you again?Copy !req
43. You called Mom a pet.Copy !req
44. - Mark, I need your help.Copy !req
45. I can't believe
you put them up to this.Copy !req
46. - Made them lie to me, too.
- Just listen.Copy !req
47. I don't have to listen
to anything you say.Copy !req
48. Mark. Look...
I made a mistake.Copy !req
49. And I've thought about you
every day since...Copy !req
50. - A mistake?
- Son...Copy !req
51. No, you don't get
to call me that anymore!Copy !req
52. What do you want me to say,
Mark?Copy !req
53. You could have started
with "I'm sorry."Copy !req
54. You know what?
Don't bother, all right?Copy !req
55. It wouldn't mean anything anyway.Copy !req
56. I hope you like it here
with your new friends.Copy !req
57. I guess they don't know you
the way that I do.Copy !req
58. Fuck you.Copy !req
59. You'll never make it home
on your own.Copy !req
60. - Watch me.
- Mark, it's millions of miles,Copy !req
61. and you don't know the way.Copy !req
62. Navigation was never
your strong suit.Copy !req
63. Come back and we'll talk.
Please?Copy !req
64. And what are you gonna do
if I don't?Copy !req
65. Knock all my teeth out again?Copy !req
66. I'll get you a ship home,Copy !req
67. but there's something
you need to see first.Copy !req
68. No.Copy !req
69. Nuolzot wasn't lying to you.Copy !req
70. His people do need your help.
Let me tell you why.Copy !req
71. I don't care.Copy !req
72. I know that's not true.Copy !req
73. Five minutes.
For them, not you.Copy !req
74. So, you conquered this
place instead of Earth. Great.Copy !req
75. I didn't conquer the Thraxans.Copy !req
76. They asked me to be
their emperor.Copy !req
77. Emperor, conqueror,
what's the difference?Copy !req
78. Mmm.Copy !req
79. Mark, welcome to our home.Copy !req
80. My husband's told me
so much about you.Copy !req
81. Andressa...Copy !req
82. What the fuck is going on?Copy !req
83. Did I misspeak?Copy !req
84. I know this comes as a surprise.Copy !req
85. No shit I'm surprised.
You're married to Mom.Copy !req
86. I can't go back to Earth, Mark.Copy !req
87. Not ever.Copy !req
88. - The life I had there is over.Copy !req
89. Oh, okay.Copy !req
90. All right,
you're all done with MomCopy !req
91. and all done with Earth.
Good to know.Copy !req
92. Super glad you got to show meCopy !req
93. how great your life is
without us.Copy !req
94. That's not
what I wanted to show you.Copy !req
95. What
else could you possibly...Copy !req
96. - Mark...Copy !req
97. Who is that?Copy !req
98. This is your little brother.Copy !req
99. Uh, you got to be...Copy !req
100. fucking kidding me!Copy !req
101. Why me?Copy !req
102. You could have taken Earth
whenever you wanted.Copy !req
103. Why did you marry me?Copy !req
104. Was it just to be cruel?
Just to hurt someone?Copy !req
105. Everything we built, 20 years,Copy !req
106. and none of it was real.Copy !req
107. None of it.Copy !req
108. You weren't real.Copy !req
109. Only Mark.Copy !req
110. And you almost took him, too.Copy !req
111. I never knew you at all, did I?Copy !req
112. I never even fucking knew you.Copy !req
113. Why me?Copy !req
114. Welcome to the world
of the living, clone.Copy !req
115. Not this time.Copy !req
116. No, no, no. I was there.Copy !req
117. I remember the machine,
Angstrom, the explosion.Copy !req
118. Of course you do.Copy !req
119. You have all of my memories,
my experiencesCopy !req
120. because...Copy !req
121. I'm the clone.Copy !req
122. For the first time,Copy !req
123. we know exactly
who's the originalCopy !req
124. - and who's the inferior.Copy !req
125. This is going to be
so much better.Copy !req
126. Debbie, it's-it's Donald.Copy !req
127. Hmm.Copy !req
128. Hmm.Copy !req
129. And the craziest thing is,Copy !req
130. the prof doesn't even
take attendance.Copy !req
131. You can show up, not show up,
sleep in.Copy !req
132. - It's like they're...
- Treating us like adults?Copy !req
133. You know you're paying
to be here, right?Copy !req
134. You sure know how to take
the fun out of skipping classes.Copy !req
135. Amber!Copy !req
136. Hey, William!Copy !req
137. Oh, my gosh, Eve.Copy !req
138. - Hey, it's my favorite
non-superhero superhero.Copy !req
139. Everything okay?Copy !req
140. Yeah, it's...Copy !req
141. okay.Copy !req
142. Hey, I-I tried texting Mark,Copy !req
143. but they're not going through.Copy !req
144. Do you guys know where he is?Copy !req
145. Ooh...Copy !req
146. About that.
Remember Séance Dog?Copy !req
147. Yeah.Copy !req
148. Turns out, he's a talking
alien bug from another planet.Copy !req
149. Who knew? Not this guy.Copy !req
150. Mark's away on a mission
or something in space.Copy !req
151. He was in a hurry, so I didn't
get much of an explanation.Copy !req
152. That was a week ago.Copy !req
153. Perils of dating a superhero,
right?Copy !req
154. He's lucky he's cute.Copy !req
155. You sure you're okay?Copy !req
156. It's...Copy !req
157. It's been a long week.Copy !req
158. Come on. Let's go grab
a coffee and catch up.Copy !req
159. Hey, don't you guys have class?Copy !req
160. William was just telling me
that the best part of collegeCopy !req
161. - is skipping it.
- It totally is.Copy !req
162. It's super freeing, like
wearing pants with no underwear.Copy !req
163. Amber, William, you guys coming?Copy !req
164. No, I'm fine.
You guys should go.Copy !req
165. Tomorrow morning, brunch. Okay?
Do not tell us no.Copy !req
166. Meet us at the dorms,
like 9:00?Copy !req
167. Sure. I'd like that.Copy !req
168. Your tree house is,
like, miles away.Copy !req
169. Do you need somewhere to crash?Copy !req
170. No, I keep a place in the city.Copy !req
171. I-I don't...
I don't even know what to say.Copy !req
172. A new wife, a kid.Copy !req
173. You just replaced us,
except, you know, bugs.Copy !req
174. That's not true.Copy !req
175. Mom's going through hell
back on Earth,Copy !req
176. and you were getting it on
with a grasshopperCopy !req
177. - two seconds after you left.
- It wasn't like that.Copy !req
178. He's way older than six months,
which means you were...Copy !req
179. Thraxan biology is
different than ours.Copy !req
180. I didn't replace you, Mark,
or your mother.Copy !req
181. I was lost when I left Earth.Copy !req
182. I found these people.Copy !req
183. I saved lives.Copy !req
184. It was like I had a purpose again.Copy !req
185. It felt right to stay
and help them.Copy !req
186. Oh, so now you're a good guy, right?Copy !req
187. Here, not on Earth.Copy !req
188. - You don't have to forgive me.
- Good.Copy !req
189. - But he is innocent
in all this.Copy !req
190. - Innocent in what?
- The Viltrumite rulesCopy !req
191. of interbreeding are
not complicated.Copy !req
192. Rules of... Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
193. We're only allowed to procreateCopy !req
194. with genetically
similar species.Copy !req
195. Humans, for example.Copy !req
196. Look at you.Copy !req
197. You are a Viltrumite
in almost every way.Copy !req
198. Except I'm not a monster.Copy !req
199. By now, Viltrum knows
I've left my post.Copy !req
200. They'll track me,
and they'll find this planet.Copy !req
201. And when they do,Copy !req
202. they'll see your brother
as inferior and kill him.Copy !req
203. And I can't stop them alone.Copy !req
204. But we can stop them together.Copy !req
205. You almost killed me,
then lied to me to get me here.Copy !req
206. And now you want me to
risk my life to save some kidCopy !req
207. you had with another woman
while still married to Mom?Copy !req
208. He's your brother, Mark.Copy !req
209. You don't get to put that on me,
not after everything you did.Copy !req
210. What I did on Earth was...Copy !req
211. unforgivable.Copy !req
212. But your brother
and all these peopleCopy !req
213. will die without our help.Copy !req
214. This is bullshit!Copy !req
215. You're the reason
they're in danger.Copy !req
216. You signed their death warrant,
not me.Copy !req
217. And now I'm asking you
to help me save them.Copy !req
218. Fuck you.Copy !req
219. I mean... just fuck you.Copy !req
220. They're good people.Copy !req
221. How...Copy !req
222. How can I help?Copy !req
223. I couldn't even beat you.Copy !req
224. We can start training
right away.Copy !req
225. Get you ready for what's coming.Copy !req
226. Mark?Copy !req
227. I'm thinking.Copy !req
228. What-what was that?Copy !req
229. No, it's too soon.
We need more time.Copy !req
230. Nolan?Copy !req
231. Oh, shit. Are those...?Copy !req
232. Viltrumite soldiers.Copy !req
233. Mark, get Andressa
and your brother to safety.Copy !req
234. Where?Copy !req
235. Andressa will show you.
Go. There's no time.Copy !req
236. Okay.Copy !req
237. Um, sorry. Dad?Copy !req
238. Go!Copy !req
239. All right, man. Come on.Copy !req
240. Come on.Copy !req
241. Should've packed your bags
better, Robot.Copy !req
242. - Killcannon.
- Hmm?Copy !req
243. Did you ever pick the wrong
night to rob this place.Copy !req
244. Atom Eve.Copy !req
245. Thought you ditched this dump.Copy !req
246. Guess they left you behind, too.Copy !req
247. Ha. It's been a long week,Copy !req
248. so put Robot's thing backCopy !req
249. and I won't beat the living shit
out of you.Copy !req
250. - How's that for a deal?
- You want this back?Copy !req
251. Come and get it.Copy !req
252. Wrong choice, asshole.Copy !req
253. I don't see anything.Copy !req
254. Keep going.Copy !req
255. Lower.Copy !req
256. There.Copy !req
257. What is this place?Copy !req
258. The Caves of Roclaine.Copy !req
259. Who's that?
Some kind of explorer?Copy !req
260. I'm not sure.Copy !req
261. Uh, my people have used
these caverns as a refugeCopy !req
262. in times of trouble
and violence.Copy !req
263. - We'll be safe here.Copy !req
264. I, uh...Copy !req
265. You never told me
what his name is.Copy !req
266. We allow children
to choose their own nameCopy !req
267. once they come of age.Copy !req
268. Thraxan lifespans aren't
like humans.Copy !req
269. Only one of your years.Copy !req
270. One year? Seriously?Copy !req
271. It's never seemed short to me.Copy !req
272. From what Nolan says,Copy !req
273. we do certain things
quicker than your kind.Copy !req
274. Growing, learning, loving.Copy !req
275. It seems your father's genes
have slowed our son's aging.Copy !req
276. Still, we expect his first words
any day now.Copy !req
277. Nolan and I...Copy !req
278. I want you to know
it's not how you think.Copy !req
279. What do you mean?Copy !req
280. I didn't knowingly try
to replace your mother.Copy !req
281. Yeah, I-I did...
I didn't mean that.Copy !req
282. Your father saved my life
and the lives of many others.Copy !req
283. At first,
it was hard to know him.Copy !req
284. He was so...Copy !req
285. hurt, so closed off,
after what happened on Earth.Copy !req
286. I fell in love with him
before I knew his story.Copy !req
287. By the time I found out
about you and your mother,Copy !req
288. I was, I was already...Copy !req
289. What's the human phrase?Copy !req
290. Head over feet?Copy !req
291. Heels.Copy !req
292. Head over heels.Copy !req
293. I know none of this
is your fault.Copy !req
294. But it still hurts.Copy !req
295. Nolan loves and misses you.Copy !req
296. Even if he can't say it to you.Copy !req
297. He said it to me...Copy !req
298. - Huh?Copy !req
299. So it's true.Copy !req
300. The great Nolan fathered a child
with an Earth woman.Copy !req
301. What do you want?Copy !req
302. You.Copy !req
303. If you fight well,Copy !req
304. we may allow you
to join the empire.Copy !req
305. If not, you'll die.Copy !req
306. Stay back. I'm warning you.Copy !req
307. - Maybe I wasn't cl...Copy !req
308. - Nolan made
another child?Copy !req
309. With these disgusting creatures?Copy !req
310. Run. Run!Copy !req
311. Are you sure
you're Nolan's son?Copy !req
312. And not an insect
like these creatures?Copy !req
313. Stay away from my children, Lucan.Copy !req
314. You knew the consequences
when you had them.Copy !req
315. You've dishonored your people.Copy !req
316. You deserve death.Copy !req
317. I know.Copy !req
318. Mark?Copy !req
319. - Andressa?Copy !req
320. Dad!Copy !req
321. Are you okay?Copy !req
322. We're fine.Copy !req
323. Mark sheltered us.Copy !req
324. Good. Good.Copy !req
325. Andressa,
go deeper into the caves.Copy !req
326. Mark, come with me.Copy !req
327. - There's two more.Copy !req
328. Shooting, shooting, shooting.Copy !req
329. I guess when your arm's a gun,
you really only have one trick.Copy !req
330. It's a good trick.Copy !req
331. Not tonight, it isn't.Copy !req
332. Oh, what's the matter?
You done already?Copy !req
333. Get up.Copy !req
334. That's right. Come on.Copy !req
335. - We're not done yet.Copy !req
336. Not by a long shot.Copy !req
337. Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh...Copy !req
338. Shit.Copy !req
339. No!Copy !req
340. - No!Copy !req
341. Yes.Copy !req
342. Now who's done?Copy !req
343. Shit.Copy !req
344. - Help!Copy !req
345. I need help here!Copy !req
346. Check for breathing and pulse.Copy !req
347. Are they okay?Copy !req
348. Please...Copy !req
349. Please just help them.Copy !req
350. Debbie?Copy !req
351. - Are you home?Copy !req
352. Can I come in?Copy !req
353. - Art.Copy !req
354. I called,
but you didn't pick up,Copy !req
355. and I, uh, just wanted
to see how you're doing.Copy !req
356. You okay?Copy !req
357. I'm fine. I just...Copy !req
358. I'm not fine.Copy !req
359. Me neither.Copy !req
360. After all these months,Copy !req
361. I still can't
wrap my head around it.Copy !req
362. Was all of it a lie?
All of it?Copy !req
363. I don't know.Copy !req
364. Right after
I took this,Copy !req
365. Nolan had to fly off
to fight some monsterCopy !req
366. or alien or God-knows-what.Copy !req
367. I ended up teaching Mark to ride
by myself.Copy !req
368. I don't even know
why I miss Nolan so much.Copy !req
369. He was barely around.Copy !req
370. I always thought
you were the strong one,Copy !req
371. to handle your life
the way you did.Copy !req
372. You thought I was strong?Copy !req
373. Nolan has superpowers.
He's indestructible.Copy !req
374. That's not strength.
That's having it easy.Copy !req
375. You, you've got strength.Copy !req
376. Living with Nolan,
standing up to him,Copy !req
377. raising Mark the way you did.Copy !req
378. Hell, you're the real reason
we're all still aliveCopy !req
379. and not slaves, or worse.Copy !req
380. You said it yourself,Copy !req
381. Nolan was always off
fighting something,Copy !req
382. and you made things work
without him.Copy !req
383. Now it's just official.Copy !req
384. You don't need the bum.Copy !req
385. You never did.Copy !req
386. Huh.Copy !req
387. Run now!Copy !req
388. It's been an honor, sir.Copy !req
389. Who are you
talking to?Copy !req
390. Oh, no.Copy !req
391. Dad?Copy !req
392. - Dad?Copy !req
393. - Why?Copy !req
394. Why do I care about them?Copy !req
395. They were weak, short-lived,Copy !req
396. barely a species.Copy !req
397. They shouldn't matter to me.Copy !req
398. That doesn't mean
they should die.Copy !req
399. You don't understand!Copy !req
400. I'm not supposed
to feel this way!Copy !req
401. How is this better?Copy !req
402. This is how
you should have felt on Earth.Copy !req
403. There's the great Nolan.Copy !req
404. Lucan found you first, I see.Copy !req
405. Glad you haven't gone too soft.Copy !req
406. Lucan was weak.Copy !req
407. Now he's dead.Copy !req
408. Then he deserved his fate.Copy !req
409. Like these insects.Copy !req
410. You barely touch them
and they die.Copy !req
411. I'll kill you for what you did
to these people.Copy !req
412. Then do it.Copy !req
413. Wait. We don't have to...Copy !req
414. Because you're Nolan's son,
I'll make this quick.Copy !req
415. You should worry about yourself, Nolan.Copy !req
416. - There.Copy !req
417. I promised I'd make it quick.Copy !req
418. I never break my promises.Copy !req
419. Why so worried, Nolan?Copy !req
420. If your son dies,
he never deserved to live.Copy !req
421. Talking won't keep you alive, Vidor.Copy !req
422. Mark, what are you doing?
She's tearing you apart.Copy !req
423. Yeah, I noticed.Copy !req
424. You're fighting
like you're on Earth.Copy !req
425. This is different.Copy !req
426. Stop holding back, or
you're gonna get us both killed.Copy !req
427. I'm not holding back.Copy !req
428. Yes, you are.
She's trying to kill you, Mark.Copy !req
429. If you're not trying to
kill her, you're going to die.Copy !req
430. Don't think. Act.Copy !req
431. You need to fight
like a Viltrumite.Copy !req
432. No. I don't kill people.Copy !req
433. If you don't do this,
we're all dead.Copy !req
434. You, me, your brother,Copy !req
435. and every single Thraxan
on this planet.Copy !req
436. Remember what I told you.Copy !req
437. Finally.Copy !req
438. I'd say you fought well,
but, uh...Copy !req
439. Do you regret attacking
my family now? Do you?Copy !req
440. Dad!Copy !req
441. Mark.Copy !req
442. Are you okay?Copy !req
443. No.Copy !req
444. Don't worry.Copy !req
445. It's over. Let me have a look.Copy !req
446. Dad!Copy !req
447. Next time you kill somebody...Copy !req
448. make sure they're dead.Copy !req
449. - It's done.Copy !req
450. Debbie, think this over.Copy !req
451. I have thought it over.Copy !req
452. I've been thinking about it
all night.Copy !req
453. I don't want
Nolan's book money—Copy !req
454. your money— any longer.Copy !req
455. The survivors in Chicago need it
more than I do.Copy !req
456. And if you can't find a way
to get it to them, I will.Copy !req
457. of course I can find a way
to get it to 'em.Copy !req
458. I just think that
you're making a mistake.Copy !req
459. I'm thankful for what you did
for Mark and me.Copy !req
460. We were struggling,
and you helped.Copy !req
461. But you don't get something
for nothing in this world.Copy !req
462. And you especially don't get
something for nothing from you.Copy !req
463. Debbie...Copy !req
464. You wouldn't be protesting
half as muchCopy !req
465. if the money wasn't a way to
keep a hold on Mark and on me.Copy !req
466. We take it, we feel we owe you,Copy !req
467. and I'm done feeling that way.Copy !req
468. If you change your mind...Copy !req
469. I won't.Copy !req
470. Dad. Dad.Copy !req
471. Mark.Copy !req
472. Don't forget the good I did,Copy !req
473. - my work...Copy !req
474. my deeds, my books.Copy !req
475. Read my books, Mark.Copy !req
476. Thank God.Copy !req
477. Donald,
where the hell are you?Copy !req
478. We've got a situation.Copy !req
479. Good, you're alive.Copy !req
480. My dad,
what are you doing...?Copy !req
481. Don't speak. Listen.Copy !req
482. My name is General Kregg.Copy !req
483. You've survived
your first true battleCopy !req
484. in proving yourself worthy
of your Viltrumite heritage.Copy !req
485. Go fuck yours...Copy !req
486. Your father will be executed,
and you will return to Earth.Copy !req
487. You will assume his missionCopy !req
488. and prepare the planet
for our rule.Copy !req
489. I know this may not appeal
to you, given your sympathies,Copy !req
490. so I'll put it like this.Copy !req
491. You can kill a few humans
to convince them to capitulate,Copy !req
492. or we will kill millions
if we arrive to find youCopy !req
493. or your planet
still defiant against us.Copy !req
494. We will check
on your progress soon.Copy !req
495. And unlike your father,Copy !req
496. we do not change our minds.Copy !req
497. Good luck on your mission.Copy !req
498. It's about time.Copy !req
499. Messy wiring.Copy !req
500. Sloppy welding.Copy !req
501. Obviously the work of a clone.Copy !req
502. But it'll do.Copy !req
503. Yes, King Mauler.Copy !req
504. I don't know why
I didn't think of this sooner.Copy !req
505. Why stop at one idiot clone
when I can have so many more?Copy !req
506. Oof. I hope one of you is
better in the kitchen.Copy !req
507. No wonder
your bourguignon is terrible.Copy !req
508. You can't even make
decent lemonade.Copy !req
509. My bourguignon is exquisite,
you jackass.Copy !req
510. And so is my lemonade.Copy !req
511. When it's not laced with
a modified mycotoxin, that is.Copy !req
512. And sometimes things are
the way they areCopy !req
513. for a good fucking reason.Copy !req