1. - Target
is Doc Seismic.
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2. - Huh?
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to college together.
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superhero boyfriend after all.
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sequid fuses with
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they will rise up as one.
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to be my dad.
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- No, you're not.
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I look out at this class
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with a special place
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You may not know yet...
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his own graduation, is he?
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goodbye to high school once.
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You're thieves! Rapists!
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against terra therma.
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historical monuments? S... Uh,
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like, a huge pool of lava?
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of understanding.
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some idiotic answer.
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she bleeds
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endless ruinations.
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made of wood.
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we're taking back.
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a few new friends
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when you just hated presidents.
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in the world,
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won't always be easy.
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with everything it's got.
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her stolen flesh.
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find yourself
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do not be afraid.
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how strong you truly are.
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are useless
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stopped him before he destroyed
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greatest treasures.
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I could try pushing it back out
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- Do not do that.
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be a good one."
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Did he really say that?
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all I missed were the
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quotes? Cool.
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- Mm.
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I tell you about this guy.
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against higher education.
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Justine Bennett.
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Francis Clockwell.
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but, you know—
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Sebastian Grayson.
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Eve Wilkins.
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secrets from each other anymore.
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I don't feel any different.
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not losing your virginity.
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and sleeping late
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I'm volunteering
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of a summer vacation?
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your state comptroller?
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comptroller is, but you do you.
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the trashiest reality show
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and binge every episode twice.
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how to properly vay-cay.
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finish the reconstruction,
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to make that
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bad guys in the face?
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helping people.
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superhero friends.
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anymore. Boo. Hiss.
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and new beginnings.
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Cecil might need me.
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- It's all right.
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this Martian problem
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that rock alive.
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to save their planet.
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Earth is next.
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Invincible guy again.
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starting an interplanetary war.
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Livingston?
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Well, what-what makes you
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about Martians?
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you say it— Martians?
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the urination chamber.
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everything's okay, yeah.
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been standing there?
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because I have nothing to hide.
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been easy since Mars.
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went through up there,
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for being a little, uh...
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and quite frankly, Livingston,
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U.S. Space Administration,
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how else to say this...
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I won't fail you again.
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three-chambered heart.
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all three of them.
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you're taking a temporary leave
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your head on straight.
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do you think you're doing?
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of my entire crew.
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the bureaucrats,
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gyms until Labor Day.
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- Thank you.
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we can go home now?
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cut through all the red tape
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of just talking about it.
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I've been begging the city
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- That is so cool!
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Great, actually.
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about you, and... Wait.
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- Morning.
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he hired were total amateurs.
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he fixed our house.
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not do this right now?
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still a bit raw.
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a little break?
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with a-a fancy hotel.
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- Seriously?
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I want to, but...
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are working out some issues,
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take off right now.
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taking the time to enjoy
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You're an adult.
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making your own choices.
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everything Cecil tells you.
- Yeah, Mom,
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own, half a city got destroyed.
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- No, you don't.
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I understand why you think
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but you don't.
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turn out like your father.
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would you even say it?
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That's not what I meant.
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I need you.
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- What?
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- Wait, Mark. Wait.
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Fuck your training, man.
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that shit at home.
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in the balls.
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we could get back
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from being that guy,
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some dupli-kisses.
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language for the workplace.
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- You and I were never a thing.
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Deal with it.
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of the Globe victims.
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that shook the world.
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King of Atlantis.
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singlehandedly rescued...
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for months. So, you know...
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- ... served
as a symbol for those of us
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to pay your bills,
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by the end of next week.
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we honor the Guardians'
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from the stars,
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greatest superheroes.
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as a Guardian,
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first responders on the scene.
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Martian Man made Earth
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of Darkwing,
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considering that I personally
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of his rib cage last year.
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employee of the month, kid.
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cursed it back in '02.
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perpetual darkness.
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of the moon.
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you're done playing tourist.
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innocent person again.
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my 12th birthday party,
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he doesn't kill people.
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I carry on his work.
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Wait, you mean sidekick?
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He's lost it.
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- Huh?
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with me. Okay?
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with the son of a psychopath.
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so watch it.
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to help even the field
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should be worried about.
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punch. I didn't say it hurt.
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they'll eat first.
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I'm Omni-Man's son.
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Where were you?
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Darkwing's sidekick.
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Bring him in.
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Something just came up.
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what a pleasant surprise.
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because of you.
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easing him back into the job.
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your... your-your soldier.
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he follows orders.
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isn't it?
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- I can't believe
you'd even think that
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Mark went through.
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you can't trust him? What then?
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about looking out for Mark.
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until he's ready.
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You have my word.
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you requested.
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Wonder what that was about.
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Everything's fine.
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- Well, then what?
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and we can just talk, okay?
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lately, financially,
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say something?
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- Turn it back, please,
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in a Burger Mart shirt?
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an honest day's work.
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you've been there for 20 years.
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the Chicago corporate office
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Why didn't you tell me?
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instead of flying off
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doing God knows what.
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I'm here now.
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461. Okay? You don't have to work
some minimum wage job
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462. like a teenager. I can give
you and mom whatever you want.
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463. I've provided for this family
longer than you've been alive.
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464. There. 24 karat.
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465. - You can sell this and...
- Turn it back.
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466. Ugh. You're being stubborn
for no reason.
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467. I said change it back.
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468. I have to run.
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469. The Times wants to interview me
about my work in Chicago.
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470. I will visit in a few days
to check in.
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471. And make dad sell this. Bye.
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472. Hi there. I'm calling
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473. on behalf
of the Katy Giles campaign
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474. to ask for your vote
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475. in next month's
state comptroller election.
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476. No, comptroller.
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477. You know, overseeing budgets,
auditing state finances.
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478. It's critical work and...
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479. Hello? Hello?
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480. I think you need a new slogan
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481. that doesn't have the word
"audit" in it, or
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482. "comptroller."
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483. Local politics might not be as
sexy as flying around in tights,
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484. but that doesn't mean you're
the only one saving the world.
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485. See? That's a better slogan.
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486. Shouldn't you be off
punching things into space?
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487. Surprise.
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488. I'm taking you to lunch.
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489. Ooh. Unexpected,
but appreciated.
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490. Let me go grab my bag.
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491. There's this great Thai place
down the street.
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492. Uh, I had
somewhere else in mind.
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493. I said I'd be back at 1:30.
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494. We're almost there.
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495. Okay. You can look now.
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496. Oh... my God.
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497. You brought me to Paris?
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498. Sort of.
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499. Is that a casino?
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500. Okay, yeah,
so it's just Las Vegas,
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501. okay?
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502. You only get an hour for lunch,
and I can't fly you to Europe
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503. that fast without
your skin ripping off, so...
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504. Can I kiss you anyway?
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505. You get an A for effort.
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506. And for letting me
keep my skin on.
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507. Well, I didn't want to get you
all the baggage
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508. of dating a superhero
without any of the perks.
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509. Mark,
I need you.
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510. Give me a sec.
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511. Dinner tonight instead?
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512. Go save the world, Invincible.
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513. Just make sure
the voice in your ear
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514. isn't the only one
you listen to.
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515. You're way too good for me.
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516. Mm.
Also, I need to take you
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517. - back to work first.
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518. - You're late.
- For what— low tide?
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519. Something like that.
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520. Turns out the Atlanteans
are sore about Omni-Man
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521. murdering their king, Aquarus.
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522. And since your dad vanished
like a fart in a hurricane,
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523. Atlantean law dictates
that his sentence falls
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524. to his next of kin. You.
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525. That's a stupid law.
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526. Maybe. But Atlantis
controls the oceans.
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527. They've threatened to erase
the Eastern seaboard
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528. if we don't deal with this.
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529. You want me to go to war
against an entire
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530. underwater civilization?
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531. Who said anything about war?
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532. According to Atlantean custom,
the only way to atone
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533. for the king's murder
is to marry his widow.
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534. What?
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535. It's an honor,
if you think about it.
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536. I can't marry a fish.
I have a girlfriend.
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537. Relax. It's strictly symbolic.
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538. All you have to do
is go through the ceremony.
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539. Maybe kiss the bride.
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540. Then all is forgiven and
everyone moves on. It's easy.
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541. Okay, but, like,
will I have to, you know...
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542. All right, what exactly
am I looking at?
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543. Your ride.
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544. Sorry, kid,
I got another fire to put out.
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545. Good luck down there.
I'll be listening.
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546. Talk to me.
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547. It's the Lizard League, sir.
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548. You called me back
for the Lizard League?
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549. They've hit a bio-research lab
outside of Dallas.
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550. How? We got King Lizard
rotting in a prison cell.
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551. Uh, it appears
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552. that Supreme Lizard has seized
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553. - control in his absence.
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554. Send in the Guardians.
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555. A-Are you sure they're ready?
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556. If they can't take down
the Lizard League,
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557. they'll never be ready.
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558. Nope.
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559. Not this bullshit again.
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560. I'm not doing another me.
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561. That me better not be you, Rudy.
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562. It's not.
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563. Who are you?
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564. I call me... the Shapesmith.
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565. Guardians.
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566. Things usually this weird
around here?
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567. You have no idea.
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568. Whoa.
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569. Wear this.
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570. Welcome, son of he
who slayed my husband.
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571. About that...
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572. You will address her
as Your Majesty,
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573. air-breather.
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574. Right. Your Majesty,
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575. it's an honor to meet you.
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576. And I'm very sorry
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577. for what my father did,
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578. but I can't do this.
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579. And definitely not here
in front of everyone.
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580. Okay. Uh, Th-This is
kind of awkward, but
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581. I have a girlfriend—
name is Amber—
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582. and we're finally
in a good place,
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583. so, even though, you know,
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584. you seem super nice,
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585. it-it just wouldn't
feel right to...
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586. What do you speak of?
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587. Isn't that why I'm here?
To be your new king?
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588. Why would I need a king?
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589. I commanded this kingdom
for a decade
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590. while Aquarus played dress-up
with you humans.
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591. Oh, then we're not
getting married?
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592. We abolished
that barbaric custom.
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593. What do you think we are, savages?
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594. Oh, my... Oh, thank God.
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595. I mean, uh,
thank you, Your-Your Majesty.
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596. G-Great.
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597. So, what's the new law?
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598. Trial by combat.
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599. Release the Depth-Dweller!
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600. Aw, man.
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601. Wait, you want me to fight that?
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602. Seems a little unfair.
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603. Okay. I win. Can I go now?
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604. Whoa.
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605. - Uh...
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606. Oh, that makes a lot more sense.
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607. Seriously?
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608. Uh, if you're not
feeling ready...
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609. - Paul.
- Yeah?
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610. - Let's sell this bitch.
- Okay.
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611. Oh, wow.
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612. This place is adorable.
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613. Hi.
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614. So pleased to meet you.
Come on in.
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615. And last
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616. but not least, the living room.
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617. I love it.
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618. It looks recently renovated.
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619. It looks like they didn't
even know what they were doing.
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620. I-It was professionally redone
only two years ago.
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621. When are you taking offers?
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622. - Wednesday.
- Whoa!
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623. - Slow down.
- I was just asking.
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624. Yeah? Well, don't bother.
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625. We're definitely
not offering on this place.
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626. It's in our price range. We like
the location. The schools...
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627. It's too far from the office.
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628. You want me to
get home even later?
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629. There's excellent local transit.
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630. Of course I don't.
I just think...
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631. It's not happening.
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632. When you earn the money,
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633. you can decide where we live.
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634. She's not your pet.
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635. What was that?
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636. Did we mention
the spacious garage?
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637. Why don't you all go ahead?
I'll meet you there in a jiffy.
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638. Why don't you take
the rest of the day off?
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639. - I'll call you later.
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640. What
the hell's going on down there?
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641. Your file on Atlantean law
needs some serious updating.
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642. - This wasn't the deal.
- Huh.
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643. I'm pulling you out.
Backup's on the way.
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644. Huh.
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645. Oh, shit!
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646. Talk to me, kid.
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647. That... sound.
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648. How far away is that backup?
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649. Incoming.
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650. Now's your chance.
Get out of there.
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651. Huh?
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652. Cecil, that thing got loose.
It's killing everyone.
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653. Well they should have
thought about that before they
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654. brought it home from the store.
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655. I can't leave
those people to die.
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656. They tried to kill you.
They were cheering.
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657. All they wanted was justice
for what my dad did.
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658. You're not your father, Mark.
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659. That's why I'm going back.
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660. Okay, now we can do this.
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661. Um...
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662. Aah!
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663. Ugh... Ah...
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664. You got lucky this time.
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665. Lucky?
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666. Atlantis is calling it even
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667. since you saved
the Queen's life.
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668. The next time
I give you an order,
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669. you listen.
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670. Pull up the audio
from that fight.
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671. Get it to the boys in R & D.
I want a report in a week.
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672. Yes, sir.
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673. Sir, when Debbie came to speak
with you, she seemed, uh...
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674. distressed when she...
when she saw me.
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675. Well, she's a distressed person.
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676. After the number
Nolan did on her,
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677. who knows what's going
through her head.
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678. Anything else, Donald?
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679. No, sir.
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680. Ugh.
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681. Why would you do that?
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682. We don't want your fake food
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683. or your fake gold.
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684. They're not fake.
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685. But... I get it.
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686. You had your job for years
and losing it must feel awful.
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687. I know how hard you worked
to provide for mom and me.
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688. No one is trying
to take that away from you.
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689. But you got to
get over this stupid
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690. "man of the house" thing.
I'm trying to help.
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691. Oh, yeah?
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692. Like you helped Chicago?
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693. - Adam, don't.
- What?
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694. The whole lot
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695. was unstable, that's why
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696. the city never built there.
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697. It's a miracle
nobody was killed.
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698. This is what happens
when you think rules
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699. are just for us
pathetic normal people.
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700. Your powers
don't make you a hero.
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701. - They make you dangerous.
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702. I have to go.
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703. Don't come back until
you've figured that out.
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704. Fuck you, motherfucker!
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705. And over here
is our training room.
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706. Wow. Look at all those...
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707. those things.
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708. Ooh why don't you show him
the shower, Immortal?
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709. It's super roomy.
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710. You could do anything
in there, right?
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711. And you all get to live here?
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712. Play your cards right
and maybe you can, too, someday.
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713. The Guardians could use
someone with your talents.
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714. Really?
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715. Forgive me for questioning
your authority, Immortal,
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716. but we don't know anything
about the Shapesmith.
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717. I can tell you.
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718. I can tell you. I can tell you.
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719. I was born a baby human,
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720. right here
on the planet of Earth.
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721. I got my superpowers
in a random industrial accident.
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722. I swore to use my abilities
for good and to help people
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723. and to protect my planet,
no matter what.
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724. Because I am a normal
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725. human superhero.
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726. Am I in?
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727. Yes,
we were defeated. Yes,
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728. it was embarrassing.
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729. Yes, it was my plan.
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730. But we are not a joke,
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731. no matter what
social media says.
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732. We are the Lizard League,
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733. and we are unstoppable.
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734. We're unstoppable.
We're unstoppable.
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735. And under my leadership,
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736. instead of that fool,
King Lizard,
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737. we will rise again,
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738. any day now!
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739. All hail Supreme Lizard.
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740. All hail S...
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741. If anyone is going to
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742. turn this organization around,
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743. it's going to be King Lizard.
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744. Any objections?
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745. Why should I tell you anything?
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746. Who the hell are you, anyway?
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747. Think of me as an old friend.
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748. An old friend who can help you,
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749. given your current predicament.
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750. Fine.
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751. They were smart.
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752. After our ultimatum,
they ambushed my dad
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753. with experimental quantum bombs.
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754. Still cost them most of Europe.
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755. Then they just...
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756. wore me down.
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757. Caught me when I finally
had to sleep.
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758. Hmm. Interesting.
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759. - Freeze!
- Who the hell are you?
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760. - That's what I said.
- Me? I'm not your problem.
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761. Then whose problem are you?
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762. His. Well, not his, but...
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763. close enough.
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764. Make him pay for what he did
to your world.
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765. What?
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766. Stop. Hey, you promised
you'd help me. Hey.
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767. Don't leave me here! Hey!
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