1. I've fought the unimaginableCopy !req
2. in defense of this world.Copy !req
3. I've battled alien tyrants,Copy !req
4. defeated nightmares
from the deep.Copy !req
5. Gone toe to toe
with ancient gods...Copy !req
6. but no matter what threat
I faced,Copy !req
7. I knew I wasn't facing it alone.Copy !req
8. Darkwing.Copy !req
9. Aquarus.Copy !req
10. War Woman.Copy !req
11. Green Ghost.Copy !req
12. Red Rush.Copy !req
13. Martian Man.Copy !req
14. Immortal.Copy !req
15. The Guardians of the Globe.Copy !req
16. Today, we have lost titans,Copy !req
17. protectors,Copy !req
18. heroes,Copy !req
19. and we are left to wonder...Copy !req
20. who will save us now?Copy !req
21. I will,Copy !req
22. and so will others like me.Copy !req
23. New heroes answering the call.Copy !req
24. New champions
ready to risk everythingCopy !req
25. to keep this planet safe.Copy !req
26. All inspired
by these great soulsCopy !req
27. who came before us.Copy !req
28. You will have moments of doubt,Copy !req
29. of fear,Copy !req
30. of uncertainty,Copy !req
31. but in those moments,
have faith...Copy !req
32. and look to the sky.Copy !req
33. We seriously
have to put everyoneCopy !req
34. through this again?Copy !req
35. The big one's for show,Copy !req
36. but the public can't knowCopy !req
37. where the actual bodies
are buried.Copy !req
38. Souvenir hunters.Copy !req
39. Jesus.Copy !req
40. I was never
a Guardian of the Globe,Copy !req
41. but it was the Guardians
who welcomed meCopy !req
42. when I first arrived
on this planet.Copy !req
43. They were my mentors.Copy !req
44. My comrades.Copy !req
45. My friends.Copy !req
46. They knew the reality
of this life.Copy !req
47. Martian Man was exiled
from his own people.Copy !req
48. War Woman
was from a different age.Copy !req
49. Darkwing...Copy !req
50. Well, Darkwing made
his own kind of solitude.Copy !req
51. It was a rare, lucky few of usCopy !req
52. who found someone
who understood our path,Copy !req
53. even rarer
if they accepted it.Copy !req
54. I hope they will rest in peace,Copy !req
55. but at least
they will rest together.Copy !req
56. Get your hands off me!Copy !req
57. Olga, please, calm down.Copy !req
58. You wouldn't even
let me see him.Copy !req
59. Josef is finally standing still,Copy !req
60. and I still can't see him!Copy !req
61. I'd better...Copy !req
62. Yeah.Copy !req
63. You okay?Copy !req
64. Me? I... I dunno.Copy !req
65. It just doesn't seem real.Copy !req
66. That could have been my mom,Copy !req
67. putting my dad
in one of those holes,Copy !req
68. or me.Copy !req
69. If this could happen
to the Guardians of the Globe,Copy !req
70. it means that none of us are...Copy !req
71. This is a private ceremony,
Darkblood.Copy !req
72. Never get invited.Copy !req
73. Show up anyway.Copy !req
74. What do you want?Copy !req
75. Same as you.Copy !req
76. Discover clues.
Catch killer.Copy !req
77. Bring to justice.Copy !req
78. And buy yourself
a few more years out of hell.Copy !req
79. Don't pretend you do this
because you care.Copy !req
80. You just don't want to go home.Copy !req
81. Maybe one day, you'll know why.Copy !req
82. I already told Cecil
everything I know.Copy !req
83. Saw nothing.
Heard nothing.Copy !req
84. Attacked in darkness.Copy !req
85. Left for dead.Copy !req
86. Are you insinuating something?Copy !req
87. Didn't mean to offend.Copy !req
88. Nuance of human conversation
difficult for me.Copy !req
89. If you remember something...Copy !req
90. I'll call you.Copy !req
91. Josef...Copy !req
92. Let's get you in a car, Olga.Copy !req
93. Robot!Copy !req
94. You know, for a bunch
of computer code,Copy !req
95. you run a mean superhero team.Copy !req
96. You really saved our bacon
with those Flaxans.Copy !req
97. Thank you, Cecil.Copy !req
98. That means a lot
coming from you.Copy !req
99. I know you've always
been independent,Copy !req
100. but I want you
to come work for the GDA,Copy !req
101. and build me
a new Guardians of the Globe.Copy !req
102. Now, you'll pick the team,Copy !req
103. you'll be in charge.Copy !req
104. The only person
that you will answer to is me.Copy !req
105. Forgive me,Copy !req
106. but would Omni-Man
not be the natural choice?Copy !req
107. Sure.Copy !req
108. Except it's never gonna happen.Copy !req
109. I've tried for a decadeCopy !req
110. to make him
an official Guardian.Copy !req
111. He helps out, yeah,Copy !req
112. but he's never taken orders,Copy !req
113. not from me, anyway.Copy !req
114. Then I don't know
what to say...Copy !req
115. Easy.Copy !req
116. Say you'll do it.Copy !req
117. I'm feeling pizza.Copy !req
118. I can be to Naples and backCopy !req
119. before the cheese
stops bubbling.Copy !req
120. Honey,Copy !req
121. let the delivery guy
do it tonight.Copy !req
122. Sure.Copy !req
123. I've battled alien tyrants,Copy !req
124. defeated nightmares
from the deep,Copy !req
125. gone toe to toe...Copy !req
126. You will have moments
of doubt...Copy !req
127. We are left to wonder...Copy !req
128. - Mark...
- Who will save us now?Copy !req
129. Why don't you call William?Copy !req
130. And do what?Copy !req
131. Hang out?
Go buy comic books?Copy !req
132. After this?Copy !req
133. Hey...Copy !req
134. Watch the tone.Copy !req
135. It's okay.Copy !req
136. It's not.Copy !req
137. This is new, I get it,Copy !req
138. but you need
to keep that separate.Copy !req
139. What happens out there,
the mistakes,Copy !req
140. even the victories,Copy !req
141. you can't bring it home.Copy !req
142. Okay?Copy !req
143. Can I go to my room?Copy !req
144. Sure.Copy !req
145. Hey, we'll do some more
training tomorrow, okay?Copy !req
146. Just you and me.Copy !req
147. What?Copy !req
148. We just came from
your friends' funeral.Copy !req
149. Co-workers.Copy !req
150. And you're talking about pizza,Copy !req
151. and telling Mark
not to feel anything?Copy !req
152. This is the life.Copy !req
153. Mark has to learn that.Copy !req
154. What if Mark and I
were burying you today?Copy !req
155. I'm not so easy to kill.Copy !req
156. Yeah, well, I'm sure that's
what Red Rush told Olga.Copy !req
157. Hey, he could run fast, okay?Copy !req
158. It's not exactly one of
your premier superpowers.Copy !req
159. I'm sorry.Copy !req
160. I didn't mean that,Copy !req
161. but Mark and I can do
more good out thereCopy !req
162. than sulking in here.Copy !req
163. Just rememberCopy !req
164. that Mark's a 17-year-old boy.Copy !req
165. They break more easily
than you think,Copy !req
166. and I don't want
a broken family...Copy !req
167. Hello?Copy !req
168. Hey, it's, uh, it's Mark.Copy !req
169. Grays-Grayson.Copy !req
170. Mark Grayson.Copy !req
171. Who?Copy !req
172. Mark?Copy !req
173. From school?Copy !req
174. I know.Copy !req
175. I'm just messing with you.Copy !req
176. Oh, god, you thought
I was serious.Copy !req
177. Oh, no, no, I...Copy !req
178. I got it.Copy !req
179. I was wondering
if you were going to call.Copy !req
180. Don't you mean "when"?Copy !req
181. Nah, I can think up
a few reasons for "if".Copy !req
182. I came on too strong.Copy !req
183. You've got a girlfriend.Copy !req
184. You're lame,
and you don't like chicksCopy !req
185. who kick assholes in the balls
when they threaten you...Copy !req
186. Uh...Copy !req
187. You're terrified of me,
aren't you?Copy !req
188. No!Copy !req
189. I think you're amazing.Copy !req
190. That's why I'm calling
to tell you that.Copy !req
191. I mean...Copy !req
192. that's not why I'm calling.Copy !req
193. Not that that's not true.Copy !req
194. Ah...Copy !req
195. Sorry.Copy !req
196. It's been a weird day.Copy !req
197. Sounds like it.Copy !req
198. You wanna start again?Copy !req
199. Hey, handsome Mark Grayson?Copy !req
200. What's going on?Copy !req
201. I was thinking,
finals are coming up,Copy !req
202. and we're both in Ms. Walker's
Global Issues class.Copy !req
203. Maybe we can go over
everything together?Copy !req
204. A study date?Copy !req
205. Well played.Copy !req
206. Safe and responsible.Copy !req
207. No pressure,Copy !req
208. but with potential
for things to moveCopy !req
209. to the next level.Copy !req
210. Smooth.Copy !req
211. Uh...Copy !req
212. Works for me.Copy !req
213. When and where?Copy !req
214. Anyone home?Copy !req
215. Eve?Copy !req
216. I thought you were
at the funeral.Copy !req
217. I was.Copy !req
218. I'd say
you should've been there,Copy !req
219. but it was pretty bleak.Copy !req
220. Red Rush's girlfriend
had a meltdown, and...Copy !req
221. You okay?Copy !req
222. Hiccups.Copy !req
223. Hmm.Copy !req
224. Anything happening?Copy !req
225. Is Rex around?Copy !req
226. Rex?Copy !req
227. Eve, hang on a sec...Copy !req
228. You piece of shit!Copy !req
229. Babe, wait!
Hang on!Copy !req
230. I knew there was a reason
you skipped the funeral!Copy !req
231. - Just-just wait a second!
- Don't even...Copy !req
232. Oh, god!Copy !req
233. Are you kidding me, Kate?Copy !req
234. I-I can't believe this.Copy !req
235. Eve...Copy !req
236. Oh, I am such an idiot.Copy !req
237. Rex said you're dating
Invincible now.Copy !req
238. Said that you guys
talked about it.Copy !req
239. What?Copy !req
240. Oh, don't give me that.Copy !req
241. It's true.Copy !req
242. What did you expect, huh?Copy !req
243. It's not true,Copy !req
244. and whatever I expected,
I guess I was wrong,Copy !req
245. about both of you.Copy !req
246. Hold on!Copy !req
247. This?Copy !req
248. This doesn't mean shit!Copy !req
249. They're not even the real Kate!Copy !req
250. We're all the real Kate.Copy !req
251. Okay, I...Copy !req
252. I didn't...Copy !req
253. That's technically not what I...Copy !req
254. But you know what I mean, right?Copy !req
255. Is that Demi-God?Copy !req
256. Oh, Shrapnel!Copy !req
257. And Burly,
Pangea, Bug-Eye...Copy !req
258. It's the crowning achievement
of any crusader's careerCopy !req
259. to be selected for
the New Guardians of the Globe,Copy !req
260. which makes me wonder again
why you won't try out.Copy !req
261. I know.Copy !req
262. I talked it over
with my dad.Copy !req
263. He wants to train me himself.Copy !req
264. Plus, my mom would kill me
if I miss any more school.Copy !req
265. Then why are you here?Copy !req
266. Are you kidding?Copy !req
267. Like I'd miss this?Copy !req
268. Oh, my god,
there's Fight Force.Copy !req
269. Why'd they even come here?Copy !req
270. Despite your name,Copy !req
271. I believe you underestimate
yourself, Invincible.Copy !req
272. I'll still be around, helping.Copy !req
273. When does this all get started?Copy !req
274. Thank you all
for coming here today.Copy !req
275. The Guardians of the GlobeCopy !req
276. were more
than a group of heroes.Copy !req
277. Those of you
who pass our trialsCopy !req
278. will be among the elite...Copy !req
279. The best of the best.Copy !req
280. Needless to say,Copy !req
281. not all of you
will be up to the challenge.Copy !req
282. Ouch.Copy !req
283. What's up with her?Copy !req
284. No idea.Copy !req
285. Those of you who are
up to the challengeCopy !req
286. will succeedCopy !req
287. not just by the uniqueness
of your abilities,Copy !req
288. but by the uniqueness
of your tactics...Copy !req
289. your adaptability...Copy !req
290. the agility of your minds.Copy !req
291. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
292. Rah!Copy !req
293. And perhaps
most importantly,Copy !req
294. the strength of your character
and spirit.Copy !req
295. That is what
truly makes a hero.Copy !req
296. It is my pleasure to introduce
the new Guardians of the Globe.Copy !req
297. Black Samson.Copy !req
298. Shrinking Rae.Copy !req
299. Dupli-Kate.Copy !req
300. Monster Girl.Copy !req
301. Aw, look at her,
she's adorable!Copy !req
302. But isn't there, like,
an age requirementCopy !req
303. for this ride?Copy !req
304. Am I wrong?Copy !req
305. 'Cause this seems weird, right?Copy !req
306. Rex...Copy !req
307. I dunno, you're here.Copy !req
308. Isn't there a dick size
requirement?Copy !req
309. I'm sorry?Copy !req
310. For what, your tiny dick?Copy !req
311. I mean, the way you've been
strutting around here,Copy !req
312. you must be compensating
for something.Copy !req
313. Somebody ought to teach youCopy !req
314. some mother-fucking...Copy !req
315. What the fuck?Copy !req
316. Oof!Copy !req
317. Guess you missed my try-out.Copy !req
318. Still think I'm adorable?Copy !req
319. You little bitch.Copy !req
320. Aw...Copy !req
321. Now, that's adorable.Copy !req
322. I'm gonna blast that smile
off your stupid, green face.Copy !req
323. Please, stop,
this is hardly constructive.Copy !req
324. Ha!Copy !req
325. Uh... is this okay?Copy !req
326. He asked for it.Copy !req
327. Okay, enough.Copy !req
328. Get lost, boy scout.Copy !req
329. I said, enough!Copy !req
330. Invincible hit
that little girl!Copy !req
331. Oh... shit.Copy !req
332. Uh, look, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
333. Nah, my bad.Copy !req
334. The kid thing
sets me off every time,Copy !req
335. and then it's like, "Rah!"Copy !req
336. Beast mode.Copy !req
337. Sorry about the dick joke.Copy !req
338. I'm sure your junk
is awesome.Copy !req
339. It's fine.Copy !req
340. I'm good.
You're good.Copy !req
341. You can... punch hard.Copy !req
342. Didn't need your help, asshole.Copy !req
343. Aw, Christ...Copy !req
344. As I was saying,Copy !req
345. welcome to
the Guardians of the Globe,Copy !req
346. Monster Girl...Copy !req
347. I'm gonna shit blood.Copy !req
348. along with Rex Splode,Copy !req
349. once he's recovered...Copy !req
350. and our final member,Copy !req
351. Atom Eve.Copy !req
352. Thank you all for coming today.Copy !req
353. We'll be making
a public announcement shortly.Copy !req
354. Robot.Copy !req
355. No need to thank me.Copy !req
356. I obviously needed
to remain impartial,Copy !req
357. but I'm still delightedCopy !req
358. so many members of the Teen Team
made the cut.Copy !req
359. I can't be on the same team
as Rex and Kate.Copy !req
360. What? Why?Copy !req
361. Hey, wait!Copy !req
362. Rex, what did you do?Copy !req
363. Thanks for the help, Robot.Copy !req
364. Can't wait to be on your team.Copy !req
365. Hey...Copy !req
366. what's going on?Copy !req
367. Rex cheated on me...Copy !req
368. What?Copy !req
369. with Dupli-Kate,
all three of her.Copy !req
370. Whoa.Copy !req
371. Whoa...Copy !req
372. I walked in on them.Copy !req
373. Rex told her you and me
were a thing? Ugh.Copy !req
374. Huh, what?Copy !req
375. That's... crazy.Copy !req
376. I didn't want to say it
while you were dating the guy,Copy !req
377. but what an asshole.Copy !req
378. He wasn't always,Copy !req
379. but... yeah.Copy !req
380. Well, that sucks.Copy !req
381. I'm sorry.Copy !req
382. Thanks.Copy !req
383. As soon as the forensic
investigation has concluded,Copy !req
384. we'll be moving into
the Guardians' headquarters.Copy !req
385. Until then,
we'll be training here.Copy !req
386. Breakfast is at 6:00 a.m.,Copy !req
387. then close-in combat exercises
until lunch.Copy !req
388. Where is Kate Prime?Copy !req
389. Had a thing.Copy !req
390. I can fill her in.Copy !req
391. Okay, just to make it clear,Copy !req
392. there is no universeCopy !req
393. in which I wake up at 6:00 a.m.Copy !req
394. and the world isn't on fire.Copy !req
395. Come on, Robot.Copy !req
396. We don't need
this boot camp bullshit.Copy !req
397. It's us.Copy !req
398. We're not on the Teen Team
any longer, Rex.Copy !req
399. Exactly.Copy !req
400. I'm sure you've had
a lot of experienceCopy !req
401. wrangling teenagers,Copy !req
402. but I was with
the Guardians from day one.Copy !req
403. Wow, thanks, Dad.Copy !req
404. Maybe if you didn't
lose your powers,Copy !req
405. you might've been there
to help the GuardiansCopy !req
406. on their last day.Copy !req
407. I don't know you yet,Copy !req
408. so I'm going to assume
that was a joke,Copy !req
409. and I don't need
to beat your assCopy !req
410. until all you wanna do
is call me Dad again.Copy !req
411. I don't know you either,Copy !req
412. but we need a leader
we can look in the eye.Copy !req
413. Not a bunch of ones and zeros.Copy !req
414. No offense.Copy !req
415. That's actually super offensive,Copy !req
416. so wait, you think
you should be in charge?Copy !req
417. I am the most experienced.Copy !req
418. Yeah, at losing your powers.Copy !req
419. Didn't I crack
that joke already?Copy !req
420. Why are we even
putting up with this guy?Copy !req
421. He wears a suit!Copy !req
422. It takes batteries.Copy !req
423. Let's just get Eve
back in here.Copy !req
424. I'm new
to this whole team thing,Copy !req
425. but I thought
it involved teamwork.Copy !req
426. As did I.Copy !req
427. Call me when
you figure it out.Copy !req
428. I'll be in the gym.Copy !req
429. Me too.Copy !req
430. I'll go supervise.Copy !req
431. No, you won't!Copy !req
432. I can do
whatever I like.Copy !req
433. Good first day, Robot.Copy !req
434. I can't do
three combat exercises a day.Copy !req
435. I'm on a rather tight timetable
to get this team operational.Copy !req
436. Whenever I transform,
I get younger.Copy !req
437. It's part of the curse
that gives me my powers.Copy !req
438. I don't look it,
but I'm 24 years old.Copy !req
439. I used to go by Monster Woman,Copy !req
440. but it got too hard
to explain, so...Copy !req
441. if you don't want to start
changing my diapers,Copy !req
442. three exercises a day
are too much for me.Copy !req
443. I didn't...Copy !req
444. Of course, my apologies.Copy !req
445. It must be difficult.Copy !req
446. Try having a normal relationship
looking like this.Copy !req
447. The guys who are interestedCopy !req
448. are either
going through puberty,Copy !req
449. or popping up
on sex offender registries.Copy !req
450. I understand what it's likeCopy !req
451. for the world to look at you
and see one thing,Copy !req
452. never knowing the truth
of what's inside.Copy !req
453. How can you understand?Copy !req
454. You're a robot.Copy !req
455. Pathetic.Copy !req
456. This has gotta go.Copy !req
457. Hide this.Copy !req
458. Toss this.Copy !req
459. What? Stop.Copy !req
460. Hey, being a geek
is cool now, okay?Copy !req
461. So, maybe Amber
likes comics, too.Copy !req
462. You thought of that?Copy !req
463. Ya dick.Copy !req
464. I'm not talking about
the comics,Copy !req
465. I'm talking about
the dirty clothes,Copy !req
466. the dishes,Copy !req
467. the tissues.Copy !req
468. Uh...Copy !req
469. Better.Copy !req
470. Okay, I brought you
some homework.Copy !req
471. A little Naomi Klein.Copy !req
472. A touch of Margaret Atwood.Copy !req
473. Some Ta-Nehisi Coates.Copy !req
474. I haven't read any of those.Copy !req
475. But she has,Copy !req
476. so get started.Copy !req
477. It'll show Amber
you're interested in her.Copy !req
478. She's also into spicy foods,
stand-up comedy,Copy !req
479. and fourth-wave feminism.Copy !req
480. What?
I read her file.Copy !req
481. I asked around at school.Copy !req
482. It's just a study date,
not a first date.Copy !req
483. Mark, every date
should feel like a first date.Copy !req
484. Mark!
Your friend is here!Copy !req
485. Go! Out the back way.Copy !req
486. You can thank me later
when you call me,Copy !req
487. and tell me exactly
how it all went.Copy !req
488. Hi, Mrs. Grayson.
I'm Amber.Copy !req
489. Um, William said
I should read itCopy !req
490. to show you
that I'm interested-Copy !req
491. interesting-Copy !req
492. and I will,Copy !req
493. but this is more me.Copy !req
494. An honest man.Copy !req
495. I like that.Copy !req
496. So...Copy !req
497. you're into comics.Copy !req
498. Is it that obvious?Copy !req
499. What's your favorite?Copy !req
500. Oh, man, I can't pick
a favorite,Copy !req
501. but...Copy !req
502. Ooh, this one is about a guy
who's an underwater welder,Copy !req
503. and starts seeing ghosts
on the bottom of the ocean,Copy !req
504. and this one is about
a Jack Russell terrierCopy !req
505. who's a master
of the metaphysical arts.Copy !req
506. Seance Dog?Copy !req
507. Cool.Copy !req
508. You mind if I borrow it?Copy !req
509. I mean, just to show you
that I'm interested.Copy !req
510. Yeah.Copy !req
511. Absolutely.Copy !req
512. Okay...Copy !req
513. don't know who that is.Copy !req
514. Um, I figured we should start
with global issues, and then...Copy !req
515. Sorry.Copy !req
516. Must be a robo-call.Copy !req
517. Ha, this should do it.Copy !req
518. So Ms. Walker says
we should focus on the...Copy !req
519. I'm gonna run
and use your bathroomCopy !req
520. while you deal with that.Copy !req
521. Yeah, uh, down the hall
on the left.Copy !req
522. Whoa!Copy !req
523. Christ almighty.Copy !req
524. I didn't think
she would ever leave.Copy !req
525. Hey!Copy !req
526. Oh, what are you...Copy !req
527. How did you know Amber...Copy !req
528. Are you spying on me?Copy !req
529. You wanna be
a super hero, right?Copy !req
530. Fame, glory, get the pretty gal?Copy !req
531. I mean, that's sexist, but okay.Copy !req
532. Well, then, the whole concept
of personal privacyCopy !req
533. or me time?Copy !req
534. That's out the window.Copy !req
535. When the world needs you,
you answer your goddamn phone!Copy !req
536. Don't worry,
she hasn't flushed yet.Copy !req
537. I don't even work for you!Copy !req
538. And you never will,Copy !req
539. not unless you show
a little respect,Copy !req
540. and decide if you want to be
a superhero or not.Copy !req
541. Right now?Copy !req
542. Yes, Mark, right now.Copy !req
543. Okay, yes.Copy !req
544. I want to help.Copy !req
545. What's the problem?Copy !req
546. Rogue supervillain.Copy !req
547. Public in danger.Copy !req
548. Eve's already en route.Copy !req
549. Here, so we can talk on the go.Copy !req
550. Eve's gonna be there?Copy !req
551. Oh, did that just
sweeten the deal?Copy !req
552. What? No.Copy !req
553. I mean, um...Copy !req
554. Where?Copy !req
555. Where is this... at?Copy !req
556. Mount Rushmore.Copy !req
557. Okay.Copy !req
558. What state is that again?Copy !req
559. What do they teach you kids
in school these days?Copy !req
560. Who were you talking to?Copy !req
561. Oh, um...Copy !req
562. Yeah, the thing with the, uh,
the phone, it's, um...Copy !req
563. It was a friend of my dad's,Copy !req
564. and, uh...
I forgot I'd promisedCopy !req
565. I'd help him
with this thing, um...Copy !req
566. Now?Copy !req
567. How's it going in here?Copy !req
568. I brought snacks.Copy !req
569. South Dakota.Copy !req
570. We know where
Mount Rushmore is, Cecil.Copy !req
571. I wouldn't be
asking for your help,Copy !req
572. but Omni-Man's dealing with
a kaiju ten time zones away,Copy !req
573. and the new Guardians
are a shit show,Copy !req
574. so here we are.Copy !req
575. Target is Doc Seismic.Copy !req
576. He has a Ph.D. in seismology,Copy !req
577. so the doc thing,
that's legit.Copy !req
578. Problem is, he made himself
a pair of earthquake gloves.Copy !req
579. What's he want?Copy !req
580. Even he doesn't seem to know.Copy !req
581. Working theory
says brain damageCopy !req
582. from a side effect
of those gloves.Copy !req
583. He basically gets a concussion
every time he uses them.Copy !req
584. So your basic
mad scientist deal.Copy !req
585. Have fun, kids,Copy !req
586. and try to remember,Copy !req
587. that's a national treasure
down there.Copy !req
588. You've come to pray
at this obscene monument?Copy !req
589. They were oppressors!Copy !req
590. Racists!Copy !req
591. Slave owners!Copy !req
592. I give you a new god
worthy of worship!Copy !req
593. Bow before Doc Seismic!Copy !req
594. Rah!Copy !req
595. Hah!Copy !req
596. Run! This way!Copy !req
597. Hurry! Hurry!Copy !req
598. The great emancipator?Copy !req
599. He'll emancipate you...Copy !req
600. from your lives!Copy !req
601. Wow, man,Copy !req
602. I'm still working
on my one-liners,Copy !req
603. but that one is really bad.Copy !req
604. Ha ha!Copy !req
605. That's how you get ahead
in life.Copy !req
606. See, it's not quite there,
it's not there.Copy !req
607. No argument from me.Copy !req
608. Now die!Copy !req
609. Ah, thanks.Copy !req
610. Anytime.Copy !req
611. We need to take out
his gloves.Copy !req
612. Those aren't gloves.Copy !req
613. Gloves have fingers.Copy !req
614. They're more, uh...Copy !req
615. earthquake bracelets?Copy !req
616. Ha! You're wearing
earthquake bracelets!Copy !req
617. H'yah!Copy !req
618. Y'ah!Copy !req
619. Y'ah!Copy !req
620. You should be on my side!Copy !req
621. We could tear down
the old power structure,Copy !req
622. build a new order!Copy !req
623. I mean, look at the costume
they've got you in.Copy !req
624. Talk about pandering
to gender roles.Copy !req
625. I designed my own costume,Copy !req
626. and I thought your doctorate
was in seismology?Copy !req
627. Undergrad in sociology
and women's studies.Copy !req
628. I had a minor
in African Dance,Copy !req
629. but enough politics!Copy !req
630. H'wah!Copy !req
631. - Oh...Copy !req
632. - Whoa!
- Oh!Copy !req
633. Mark!Copy !req
634. Shit!Copy !req
635. Bah!Copy !req
636. Oof! Oh...Copy !req
637. Thank you.Copy !req
638. Don't mention it.Copy !req
639. Eve! Eve!Copy !req
640. Eve!Copy !req
641. Invincible!Copy !req
642. I got you.Copy !req
643. He's slipping.Copy !req
644. Ah, God dammit.Copy !req
645. I should have spent more time
working on the jet pack!Copy !req
646. H'ah!Copy !req
647. Ugh!Copy !req
648. Look out!Copy !req
649. Wow, that guy is toast.Copy !req
650. Oh, I see,Copy !req
651. so, like, none of these
sound good, huh?Copy !req
652. Oh, crap, I gotta go!Copy !req
653. I-I'll talk to you later, Eve!Copy !req
654. Thanks!Copy !req
655. You're welcome.Copy !req
656. Whoa, slow down.
What's up?Copy !req
657. Cecil asked me to save
Mount Rushmore,Copy !req
658. but I left Amber waiting
in the room so I gotta...Copy !req
659. You left a girl in your roomCopy !req
660. while you flew off
to deal with a crisis?Copy !req
661. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
662. Good.Copy !req
663. I mean, not good for her,
but good.Copy !req
664. That's the tricky part
of the job,Copy !req
665. balancing what you wanna do,
with what you need to do.Copy !req
666. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.Copy !req
667. Remember, you're not just
a superhero, Mark.Copy !req
668. You're a Viltrumite.Copy !req
669. We have... responsibilities
that normal humans don't.Copy !req
670. Right.Copy !req
671. Yeah, thanks.Copy !req
672. Hey, one last piece
of fatherly advice, okay?Copy !req
673. You might wanna change.Copy !req
674. Oh, crap.Copy !req
675. Dad, you got a little...Copy !req
676. here.Copy !req
677. I am so sorry.Copy !req
678. I've been sitting here
for an hour.Copy !req
679. I know.Copy !req
680. Uh... Oh, that's a good one.Copy !req
681. What'd you-
what'd you think?Copy !req
682. Why did you even agree
to hang outCopy !req
683. if you weren't gonna hang out?Copy !req
684. I do want to hang out.Copy !req
685. I just didn't think that...Copy !req
686. Could've fooled me.Copy !req
687. I don't even know why I came.Copy !req
688. Okay, then, why did you come?Copy !req
689. You didn't even know I existed
until I stood up to Todd.Copy !req
690. For the record,Copy !req
691. Todd kicked your ass.Copy !req
692. For the record,Copy !req
693. that's absolutely true.Copy !req
694. I've had guys throw punches
for me before,Copy !req
695. but you're the first one
who stood there and took 'em.Copy !req
696. Twice.Copy !req
697. I wanted to know the kind of guy
that would do that.Copy !req
698. An idiot?Copy !req
699. Maybe.Copy !req
700. Maybe not.Copy !req
701. So, what now, hmm?Copy !req
702. I finished
all the review questionsCopy !req
703. while you were off
saving the world or whatever.Copy !req
704. It's big, sir.Copy !req
705. Really big.Copy !req
706. First time I've seen Omni-Man
on the ropes like that.Copy !req
707. Also, it might not be dead.Copy !req
708. Huh.Copy !req
709. Put it on ice.Copy !req
710. You never know
when something like thatCopy !req
711. might come in handy.Copy !req
712. Yes, sir.Copy !req
713. Oh, good God!Copy !req
714. Calamari for dinner?Copy !req
715. Get that off my counter!Copy !req
716. Aw, you sure?Copy !req
717. It's considered a delicacy
in some places,Copy !req
718. and an aphrodisiac.Copy !req
719. Like you need it.Copy !req
720. Did you call Cecil?Copy !req
721. About putting
some protection on the house.Copy !req
722. I was kinda busy.Copy !req
723. Nolan...Copy !req
724. Yeah, I'll take care of it.Copy !req
725. Thank you.Copy !req
726. Hey, don't forgetCopy !req
727. I just took down
a freakin' kaijuCopy !req
728. and saved the world.Copy !req
729. Your husband's a badass.Copy !req
730. Yeah, well, you're not
the only badass in this family.Copy !req
731. I sold a house today
that had a double homicide.Copy !req
732. I told them lightning
never strikes twice.Copy !req
733. Are you seriously
gonna put that on the grill?Copy !req
734. Surprise!Copy !req
735. Look,Copy !req
736. I screwed up, Eve.Copy !req
737. I know I did, I just...Copy !req
738. I just, I don't know
why I keep doing this.Copy !req
739. I don't want to.Copy !req
740. You know that, right?Copy !req
741. You know I love you.Copy !req
742. I know...Copy !req
743. but that wasn't
an apology, Rex.Copy !req
744. You're right.Copy !req
745. I'm sorry.Copy !req
746. Look, give me a do-over,Copy !req
747. just this one time.Copy !req
748. I'll be better.Copy !req
749. I-I promise.Copy !req
750. Good luck
with the new team, Rex.Copy !req
751. Fuck.Copy !req
752. Good for you, Mark.Copy !req
753. Chow time.Copy !req
754. You know the drill.Copy !req
755. Ah, Thursday.Copy !req
756. Chicken pot pie.Copy !req
757. Everybody's favorite.Copy !req
758. Stay back from the door.Copy !req
759. Stay back from the door.Copy !req
760. Huh?Copy !req
761. Shit.Copy !req
762. Ah!Copy !req
763. Ah, sorry, Pete.Copy !req
764. Hmm...Copy !req
765. Damn.Copy !req
766. Chicken pot pie night.Copy !req
767. Mm...Copy !req
768. How?Copy !req
769. Obvious.Copy !req
770. As the original article,Copy !req
771. my intellect's undilutedCopy !req
772. by the cloning process
that created you.Copy !req
773. Oh, please.Copy !req
774. Just open the door.Copy !req
775. Say it.Copy !req
776. You cheap, genetically
inferior knock-off...Copy !req
777. Say it,Copy !req
778. or stay here forever.Copy !req
779. I'm the clone.Copy !req
780. Yes, you are.Copy !req
781. This way.Copy !req
782. Clear a path.Copy !req
783. We have a benefactor, it seems.Copy !req
784. Huh?Copy !req
785. Multi-phased fusion generator
in the 30-megawatt range.Copy !req
786. What now?Copy !req
787. I'm surprised
you don't see it,Copy !req
788. you being the original
and all.Copy !req
789. I'd say
I'll miss you, brother...Copy !req
790. but I can always
make another one.Copy !req
791. So, give me an update.Copy !req
792. You get my team ready
for the deep end yet?Copy !req
793. We still have work to do,Copy !req
794. but I feel confident
in the progressCopy !req
795. we've made today.Copy !req
796. My apologies.Copy !req
797. Didn't mean to scare.Copy !req
798. What are you doing in my house?Copy !req
799. Seeking... information.Copy !req
800. Clues.Copy !req
801. Answers.Copy !req
802. Answers to what?Copy !req
803. That night, the massacre.Copy !req
804. Still not clear to me.Copy !req
805. I don't know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
806. You need to leave now.Copy !req
807. Seven dead.Copy !req
808. One alive.Copy !req
809. Your husband.Copy !req
810. Was hoping you could
make that piece fit.Copy !req
811. Well, you'll have to ask him.Copy !req
812. Did.Copy !req
813. Answers were...Copy !req
814. unsatisfactory.Copy !req
815. Why do you care?Copy !req
816. Escaped from hell.Copy !req
817. Seek justice for others
to save own soul.Copy !req
818. Husband told you nothing?Copy !req
819. Not a whisper
to soothe your fears?Copy !req
820. No.Copy !req
821. He didn't say anything.Copy !req
822. Hmm...Copy !req
823. You have a lovely home.Copy !req
824. Debbie?Copy !req
825. You all right?Copy !req
826. I thought I heard something.Copy !req
827. I'm fine.Copy !req
828. I was just coming to bed.Copy !req