1. Shit.Copy !req
2. Look at that place.Copy !req
3. Language.Copy !req
4. Sorry.Copy !req
5. I mean, it's impressive,Copy !req
6. but, like, who needs
that many rooms?Copy !req
7. It's not about rooms.Copy !req
8. It's about power.Copy !req
9. That building has one purpose.Copy !req
10. To say, "I'm the Queen,
and you are my subjects."Copy !req
11. Huh.Copy !req
12. You think so?Copy !req
13. The Queen might look
like a nice old lady,Copy !req
14. but she comes from
a long line of tyrantsCopy !req
15. who all thought they were
better than the rest of us.Copy !req
16. Dad!Copy !req
17. I didn't know
they had Burger Marts here.Copy !req
18. You called me Dad.Copy !req
19. Clear.Copy !req
20. Go, go, go!
Get in there!Copy !req
21. One team per casualty!Copy !req
22. - Move it!
- Jesus Christ.Copy !req
23. What the hell happened here?Copy !req
24. Applying aqueous sealant.Copy !req
25. Is that part of her brain?Copy !req
26. It's the Green Ghost!Copy !req
27. Did you find all the pieces?Copy !req
28. I used
to worship this guy as a kid.Copy !req
29. Get those on ice.Copy !req
30. Cut in the neck now.Copy !req
31. Watch out.Copy !req
32. Sometimes, it affects
the spinal...Copy !req
33. Beginning nano-suscitation.Copy !req
34. Locking in neural stabilizer.Copy !req
35. Omni-Man's alive!Copy !req
36. Get out of the way!Copy !req
37. Hurry up!Copy !req
38. It's all we can do here.Copy !req
39. Get ready for transport.Copy !req
40. Go, go, go!Copy !req
41. Careful.
Don't bump her.Copy !req
42. Never seen anything like this.Copy !req
43. Goddammit!Copy !req
44. Hey, Mom.Copy !req
45. What's wrong?Copy !req
46. Nothing.Copy !req
47. Just missing your dad.Copy !req
48. He didn't come home last night.Copy !req
49. Mom, stop worrying.Copy !req
50. He probably got buried
under a mountain againCopy !req
51. or something.Copy !req
52. Well, it wouldn't be
the first time.Copy !req
53. Don't be late for school.Copy !req
54. Nolan's receiving
the absolute pinnacle of care.Copy !req
55. As the Global Defense Agency,Copy !req
56. we have access
to medical technologyCopy !req
57. far beyond any normal hospital.Copy !req
58. [Mark, quietly] Whoa...Copy !req
59. Ah, that's one of
our threat-response teams.Copy !req
60. They're able to get anywhere...Copy !req
61. We're not in the mood
for the tour, Donald.Copy !req
62. Sorry, Debbie.Copy !req
63. My dad never mentioned
you guys.Copy !req
64. That's the idea.Copy !req
65. We work with superheroes
like your fatherCopy !req
66. to keep the world safe.Copy !req
67. Who knows, maybe someday,
we'll even work with...Copy !req
68. Oh, my god, Nolan!Copy !req
69. Dad!Copy !req
70. He's gonna be okay, right?Copy !req
71. We... hope so,Copy !req
72. and our doctors
are doing their best,Copy !req
73. but we don't get a lot
of Viltrumites in here.Copy !req
74. Who did this?Copy !req
75. We have no idea.Copy !req
76. Not yet, anyway,Copy !req
77. but we'll find out,Copy !req
78. and when we do,Copy !req
79. they're gonna look
a hell of a lot worseCopy !req
80. than your dad right over there.Copy !req
81. Cecil Steadman.Copy !req
82. Director of the GDA.Copy !req
83. Deborah,Copy !req
84. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
85. Cecil,Copy !req
86. you've got a lot of nerve.Copy !req
87. Someone murdered the Guardians
of the Globe last night.Copy !req
88. Oh, my god.Copy !req
89. All of them.Copy !req
90. Tore 'em limb from limb.Copy !req
91. Now, we tried like hell
to bring 'em back,Copy !req
92. but Nolan was
the only survivor.Copy !req
93. How is that even possible?Copy !req
94. We don't know yet.Copy !req
95. We also don't know why
your dad was at Guardians' HQ.Copy !req
96. Now, working theory is,Copy !req
97. whoever killed the Guardians
lured him there,Copy !req
98. tried to wipe 'em
all out at once.Copy !req
99. - Why?
- Why?Copy !req
100. Well, that's the easy part.Copy !req
101. There isn't
a super-villain aliveCopy !req
102. who doesn't want Omni-Man
and the GuardiansCopy !req
103. six feet under.Copy !req
104. Now, we're keeping this
all hush-hush for now,Copy !req
105. but news will break.Copy !req
106. I wanted you and Mark
to know first.Copy !req
107. Cold towels,Copy !req
108. and ice water,Copy !req
109. and have a cot
brought in here for me.Copy !req
110. Deborah, we've got
the best-trained...Copy !req
111. I've patched Nolan up
for 20 years, Cecil.Copy !req
112. I am not leaving.Copy !req
113. Of-of course, Debbie.Copy !req
114. Sir...Copy !req
115. There's some kind of attack
happening downtown, it seems.Copy !req
116. Numerous contacts.
Heavy weaponry.Copy !req
117. Multiple casualties.Copy !req
118. Now?Copy !req
119. We're a little understaffed
in the hero department.Copy !req
120. Holy shit.Copy !req
121. Get it together, Mark.Copy !req
122. Get it together.Copy !req
123. Get in there.Copy !req
124. Stop!Copy !req
125. Get away from those people!Copy !req
126. Oh, shit.Copy !req
127. Get it together.Copy !req
128. Help me.Copy !req
129. No!Copy !req
130. It's okay.Copy !req
131. It's okay, I'm here.Copy !req
132. Are you hurt?Copy !req
133. Brax moy!Copy !req
134. Oh!Copy !req
135. Oh, shit!
Oh, my god...Copy !req
136. - Huh?Copy !req
137. Huh?Copy !req
138. I don't know who you are,
but it's time to go.Copy !req
139. Eve, two and a half
seconds after this sentence,Copy !req
140. three enemy tanks will align
50 degrees to your right.Copy !req
141. I got it.Copy !req
142. Rex...Copy !req
143. civilians in danger
to your left.Copy !req
144. Uh, yeah,
I got eyes, too, Robot.Copy !req
145. Dupli-Kate...Copy !req
146. Keep doing what you are doing.Copy !req
147. You! Get her to a hospital!Copy !req
148. We can handle this.Copy !req
149. You're Atom Eve...Copy !req
150. What?Copy !req
151. Just go!Copy !req
152. Admirable intention, Eve,Copy !req
153. but I am not positive
we can handle this.Copy !req
154. Ha! Huh...Copy !req
155. Oh.Copy !req
156. Uh, guys?Copy !req
157. I'm down to pocket change here.Copy !req
158. They're killing me
faster than I can keep up.Copy !req
159. We gave people time to escape.Copy !req
160. That's what matters.Copy !req
161. Uh, no.Copy !req
162. Me living is what matters.Copy !req
163. Then I have bad news.Copy !req
164. Ah!Copy !req
165. I don't know
what just happened,Copy !req
166. but I think I speak
for everyone hereCopy !req
167. when I sayCopy !req
168. I never want it to happen
ever again!Copy !req
169. Y'ah!Copy !req
170. Indeed.Copy !req
171. Help!Copy !req
172. Anyone!Copy !req
173. I need help!Copy !req
174. Freeze.Copy !req
175. She needs a doctor!Copy !req
176. He's covered in blood.
Come on!Copy !req
177. Give her to us.Copy !req
178. Clamp that vein
and get a drip started.Copy !req
179. - Prep operating room six.
Yes, doctor.Copy !req
180. He's clear.Copy !req
181. Mark!Copy !req
182. I tried my best.Copy !req
183. I tried to be like Dad.Copy !req
184. It's okay.Copy !req
185. Hey!Copy !req
186. Hey...Copy !req
187. Watch it!Copy !req
188. Dick...Copy !req
189. Hey, Mark.Copy !req
190. Mark.Copy !req
191. Mark!Copy !req
192. Whoa.Copy !req
193. Are you okay?Copy !req
194. My dad, um...Copy !req
195. he got attacked.Copy !req
196. What?Copy !req
197. You're kidding.Copy !req
198. Oh, god, you're not kidding.Copy !req
199. Is-Is he okay?
What happened?Copy !req
200. He's in the hospital.Copy !req
201. They're doing, uh...Copy !req
202. They're doing their best,
but it's...Copy !req
203. It's messed up, William.Copy !req
204. He's really hurt.Copy !req
205. Jesus, Mark.Copy !req
206. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
207. Did they catch who did it?Copy !req
208. No, not yet.Copy !req
209. Speaking as someone
who's been attackedCopy !req
210. in this stupid city,Copy !req
211. I'm here for you.Copy !req
212. Whatever you need.Copy !req
213. You wanna talk, I'll listen.Copy !req
214. You and Debbie need a lasagna,
I make a good one.Copy !req
215. Actually, I make a great one.Copy !req
216. Eve Wilkins...Copy !req
217. What?Copy !req
218. Um...Copy !req
219. Yeah, that's her.Copy !req
220. I need to talk to her.Copy !req
221. You and all the other
straight boysCopy !req
222. in a ten-mile radius.Copy !req
223. Good luck with that,Copy !req
224. and didn't you just get
your ass kicked last weekCopy !req
225. for Amber Bennett?Copy !req
226. Eve?Copy !req
227. Hi, uh...Copy !req
228. Oh, hey.Copy !req
229. Mark, right?Copy !req
230. Grayson, yeah.Copy !req
231. Um...Copy !req
232. thanks for saving
my butt back there.Copy !req
233. Y-Yesterday, I mean.Copy !req
234. Yesterday? Oh.Copy !req
235. Oh!Copy !req
236. That was you?Copy !req
237. In the blue and the yellow?Copy !req
238. Yeah.Copy !req
239. That was me.Copy !req
240. I'm, um...Copy !req
241. Invincible.Copy !req
242. God, that sounds dumb
when I say it like that.Copy !req
243. It sounds a little
optimistic maybe.Copy !req
244. I'm Atom Eve,Copy !req
245. but the rest of the team
just calls me Eve.Copy !req
246. So does everyone else.Copy !req
247. Right, since it's
kind of a normal name,Copy !req
248. and not something like...Copy !req
249. Invincible?Copy !req
250. Invincible, yeah.Copy !req
251. Do you want to talk
about yesterday?Copy !req
252. You look like you need
to talk about yesterday.Copy !req
253. I heard he just
let Todd hit him.Copy !req
254. Like 20 times.Copy !req
255. He didn't flinch
or anything.Copy !req
256. Todd got so freaked outCopy !req
257. he stayed home
for three days.Copy !req
258. Are you talking about
Mark Grayson?Copy !req
259. Duh. Of course, Amber.Copy !req
260. You're the reason
Todd beat him up again.Copy !req
261. I never
recognized you before.Copy !req
262. No one does.Copy !req
263. It's a psychology thing.Copy !req
264. If you don't expect to see
a superhero in your school,Copy !req
265. you don't see a superhero
in your school.Copy !req
266. Hmm.Copy !req
267. I even follow Teen Team
on Instagram.Copy !req
268. That's us.Copy !req
269. Everyone's fourth favorite
superhero team.Copy !req
270. I like you guys way better
than Fight Force.Copy !req
271. Oh, we're definitely
better than Fight Force.Copy !req
272. Those guys are the worst.Copy !req
273. They got their asses kicked
by the Lizard League last year.Copy !req
274. Oh, I remember
seeing that on TV.Copy !req
275. So...Copy !req
276. you're new to this, right?Copy !req
277. Uh... I just got my powers.Copy !req
278. That was my first big fight.Copy !req
279. Ah, okay.Copy !req
280. Explains a lot.Copy !req
281. Still, not bad for a rookie.Copy !req
282. Are you kidding?Copy !req
283. I froze out there.Copy !req
284. People got hurt.Copy !req
285. People escaped because of you,Copy !req
286. and everyone freezes
their first time.Copy !req
287. I used to throw up
before every fight.Copy !req
288. Barf my guts out.Copy !req
289. Really?Copy !req
290. Like a fire hydrant.Copy !req
291. You'll get used to it.Copy !req
292. The fights, not the barfing.Copy !req
293. Ah...Copy !req
294. I just...Copy !req
295. It wasn't what I expected.Copy !req
296. I figured I'd punch some aliens,Copy !req
297. and they'd go home.Copy !req
298. It's not how it looks on TV.Copy !req
299. No shit.Copy !req
300. Thanks.Copy !req
301. I charge 250 an hour.Copy !req
302. Now I'm kidding.Copy !req
303. You are new at this.Copy !req
304. Why don't you come by
and meet the Team after school?Copy !req
305. Teen Team?Copy !req
306. I dunno...Copy !req
307. I heard they were only
everyone's fourth favorite.Copy !req
308. Meet me out front
after class, Invincible.Copy !req
309. You kids did good, Robot.Copy !req
310. Thank you, Cecil.Copy !req
311. It's an honor to assist
the Global Defense Agency.Copy !req
312. Though your use
of the term "kids"Copy !req
313. might be considered
condescending.Copy !req
314. But a victory?Copy !req
315. No.Copy !req
316. Do you know how many people
died here yesterday?Copy !req
317. 338.Copy !req
318. 338...Copy !req
319. and it only stopped thereCopy !req
320. because whoever the hell
those assholes were, ran away.Copy !req
321. - The Flaxans.
- What?Copy !req
322. They call themselves
the Flaxans.Copy !req
323. I reverse-engineered
their languageCopy !req
324. using recordings
from the battle.Copy !req
325. Any idea why they leftCopy !req
326. just when they were
kicking our asses?Copy !req
327. I have six ideas...Copy !req
328. but I believe that
narrows it down to one.Copy !req
329. Oxidized and corroded.Copy !req
330. For an alloy like this,
that should take years.Copy !req
331. Time runs faster
wherever they come from.Copy !req
332. They ran off because they...Copy !req
333. Because they were dying
of old age.Copy !req
334. Huh.Copy !req
335. Well, if they come back,Copy !req
336. maybe I'll just
evacuate the areaCopy !req
337. and wait till they get cancer.Copy !req
338. How did that new kid do?Copy !req
339. Invincible?Copy !req
340. He has promise,Copy !req
341. but he seems unpreparedCopy !req
342. for the more realistic aspects
of super-herodom.Copy !req
343. Well, he'd better toughen up.Copy !req
344. We're gonna need his help.Copy !req
345. Why?Copy !req
346. From one giant shitshow
to another.Copy !req
347. Give me some good news, Donald.Copy !req
348. Whoever did this cut the power
and the backup.Copy !req
349. They killed the cameras
and the security systems.Copy !req
350. Forensics, frankly, is stumped.Copy !req
351. I told them to start over
and try harder.Copy !req
352. That's not good news.Copy !req
353. That's not good news at all!Copy !req
354. I asked you
for some good news, Donald!Copy !req
355. Get the hell out.Copy !req
356. Everyone.Copy !req
357. Come on, you heard the director.
Move it!Copy !req
358. Come on out.Copy !req
359. I know you're there.Copy !req
360. Wasn't hiding.Copy !req
361. Sir, who the hell...Copy !req
362. Damien Darkblood,
demon detective.Copy !req
363. Huh...Copy !req
364. Seven superheroes murdered.Copy !req
365. Strongest man on the planet
almost dead.Copy !req
366. No suspects. No leads.Copy !req
367. How does he...Copy !req
368. I don't know.Copy !req
369. Demon magic or something.Copy !req
370. If you're asking
if we need your help...Copy !req
371. Wasn't asking.Copy !req
372. Fine. Knock yourself out.Copy !req
373. Help us solve the case,
oh, Great-horned Holmes.Copy !req
374. Sir... are you sure?Copy !req
375. You got a problem
with the demon?Copy !req
376. I thought you were
an atheist, Donald.Copy !req
377. Th-theoretically.Copy !req
378. Hey.Copy !req
379. I heard you tookCopy !req
380. a few on the chin
for me again.Copy !req
381. Oh, hey, Amber.Copy !req
382. Uh, yeah, but don't worry,Copy !req
383. I've got this amazing
new strategyCopy !req
384. for dealing with Todd.Copy !req
385. I let him hit meCopy !req
386. until he gets bored
and goes home.Copy !req
387. Hmm... nice.Copy !req
388. He'll never see it coming.Copy !req
389. Unfortunately,
neither will your face.Copy !req
390. Eh, people always told me
I was too pretty anyway.Copy !req
391. I gotta run.Copy !req
392. Catch you later?Copy !req
393. Ready?Copy !req
394. Try to keep up.Copy !req
395. Eve?Copy !req
396. Eve!Copy !req
397. Whoa! Shit!Copy !req
398. Oof!Copy !req
399. Okay.Copy !req
400. Let's try this again.Copy !req
401. Follow me.Copy !req
402. Now what?Copy !req
403. Oh!Copy !req
404. Cool.Copy !req
405. Ha!Copy !req
406. Babe.Copy !req
407. Oh, hey!Copy !req
408. It's the iceman.Copy !req
409. Rex...Copy !req
410. Couldn't have won
that fight without you.Copy !req
411. Oh! Except we did.Copy !req
412. They got old.Copy !req
413. And ran away.Copy !req
414. Still counts.Copy !req
415. Welcome, Invincible.Copy !req
416. My name is Robot.Copy !req
417. Apologies for Rex Splode.
He's...Copy !req
418. Unbelievably awesome.Copy !req
419. Incorrigible.Copy !req
420. And rude.Copy !req
421. And bored of this.Copy !req
422. I'm Dupli-Kate.Copy !req
423. Invincible.Copy !req
424. Which one of you do I
look at when we talk?Copy !req
425. Hey, Robot,
find anything at the site?Copy !req
426. The Flaxans
come from a dimensionCopy !req
427. with a faster temporal rate.Copy !req
428. As a result,Copy !req
429. the tachyons they emit
spin more rapidly than our own.Copy !req
430. I've created this detector
to warn us if they return.Copy !req
431. Ah, because we almost
missed all the explosionsCopy !req
432. and the screaming and the chaos.Copy !req
433. It should give us
a few minutes of early warning.Copy !req
434. Cecil and the GDACopy !req
435. have also requested
to call on usCopy !req
436. for any possible emergencies.Copy !req
437. Since the Guardians
are apparently indisposed,Copy !req
438. Invincible, may we count on you
in the future?Copy !req
439. You sure you want my help?Copy !req
440. Yeah, I mean, of course.Copy !req
441. Just text me, I guess.Copy !req
442. Oh, right, you need my number.Copy !req
443. I know you don't like
teams much,Copy !req
444. but they were all pretty cool.Copy !req
445. Except Rex Splode.Copy !req
446. I do not know
what that guy's problem is.Copy !req
447. I think he and Eve
are a thing maybe.Copy !req
448. Who's Eve?Copy !req
449. Uh...Copy !req
450. No one.Copy !req
451. Just-just a friend.Copy !req
452. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
453. Did you find the dinners
in the freezer?Copy !req
454. Yeah.Copy !req
455. Thanks, Mom.Copy !req
456. Oh, Mark, I'm sorry.Copy !req
457. I've been so focused on your dad
that I've forgotten about you.Copy !req
458. Are you okay?Copy !req
459. Donald said you saved
a lot of lives.Copy !req
460. Yeah. It was just, um...Copy !req
461. harder than I thought.Copy !req
462. Dad didn't talk about this part
of being a superhero.Copy !req
463. Your dad's good at
a lot of things.Copy !req
464. Talking about his feelings
isn't one of them...Copy !req
465. but we can talk.Copy !req
466. Is, uh...
is she okay?Copy !req
467. Her name's Maya.Copy !req
468. Doesn't she have
any family?Copy !req
469. We've contacted them, yes,
but this is a secure facility.Copy !req
470. She's not strong enoughCopy !req
471. for us to transfer her
to a normal hospital.Copy !req
472. But she'll be okay?Copy !req
473. Well, it's too soon to tell,
but I hope so.Copy !req
474. Whoo!Copy !req
475. Is this supposed to be
doing that?Copy !req
476. Huh?Copy !req
477. We're just friends.Copy !req
478. Will you stop saying that?Copy !req
479. It's like you're trying to jinxCopy !req
480. any chance you have
of dating Eve.Copy !req
481. A day ago,
you said I had no chance!Copy !req
482. That was before
everyone saw youCopy !req
483. leave school
with her yesterday.Copy !req
484. Everyone saw that?Copy !req
485. It doesn't matter.Copy !req
486. She already has a boyfriend.Copy !req
487. So?Copy !req
488. You can be more awesome than him
and take his place.Copy !req
489. That's how dating works!Copy !req
490. Why are you
so intimidated by her?Copy !req
491. Other than she's amazing
and you're kinda basic?Copy !req
492. Thanks for that, William.Copy !req
493. I gotta go.Copy !req
494. Go?Copy !req
495. Go where?Copy !req
496. You know what, I don't care.Copy !req
497. It's probably somewhere
you'll be alone forever.Copy !req
498. Is Mark dating Eve Wilkins?Copy !req
499. I wish!Copy !req
500. I-I mean, no.Copy !req
501. Definitely not.Copy !req
502. She's got a boyfriend.Copy !req
503. He is super available.Copy !req
504. Want his number?Copy !req
505. I'll write it down for you.Copy !req
506. Uh, where are you guys
coming from?Copy !req
507. Um, we go to the same
high-school, Rex.Copy !req
508. Oh, you do, do you?Copy !req
509. Um, yeah, we do.Copy !req
510. Must be nice.Copy !req
511. You know who never
got to go to high school?Copy !req
512. Me.Copy !req
513. We know.
It shows.Copy !req
514. I'd appreciate
everyone's attentionCopy !req
515. on the matter at hand.Copy !req
516. Guess who's back.Copy !req
517. They're not getting old, Robot.Copy !req
518. Why aren't they getting old?Copy !req
519. They seem to have discoveredCopy !req
520. a way to resist
our time stream.Copy !req
521. In three days?Copy !req
522. Three days for us.Copy !req
523. Decades for them.Copy !req
524. Who cares?Copy !req
525. I bet their bones still break.Copy !req
526. So do ours!Copy !req
527. Ready for this?Copy !req
528. Yeah.Copy !req
529. I think so.Copy !req
530. Ah!Copy !req
531. Orep udea!Copy !req
532. Hey, don't do that!Copy !req
533. Run!Copy !req
534. Whew...Copy !req
535. Y'ah!Copy !req
536. Ah!Copy !req
537. Ugh!Copy !req
538. Xopa moy.Copy !req
539. They seem...Copy !req
540. to have spent
their time wisely.Copy !req
541. Eve!Copy !req
542. No, don't!Copy !req
543. Don't. Don't! No!Copy !req
544. I said, no!Copy !req
545. Brax moy!Copy !req
546. Invincible!Copy !req
547. Eve!Copy !req
548. You okay?Copy !req
549. The wristbands protect them
from our timestream.Copy !req
550. Destroy their wristbands.Copy !req
551. What?Copy !req
552. All of them?Copy !req
553. Y'ah!Copy !req
554. Y'ah!Copy !req
555. 49,000 kilohertz.Copy !req
556. Keep them off meeee...Copy !req
557. Right back 'atcha, buddy.Copy !req
558. Way to go psycho there,
Invincible.Copy !req
559. I take back everything
I said about you before,Copy !req
560. and I said a lot.Copy !req
561. I don't know what happened.Copy !req
562. I got mad... I guess?Copy !req
563. Don't get me wrong,
that was amazing,Copy !req
564. but also the scariest thing
I've ever seen.Copy !req
565. Just don't ever
point that at me, okay?Copy !req
566. Don't listen to Rex.Copy !req
567. You did great.Copy !req
568. That's what I said, Eve.Copy !req
569. God, my back.Copy !req
570. Can I get a massage?Copy !req
571. Anybody?
Just a little rub?Copy !req
572. Everything okay?Copy !req
573. I gotta go.Copy !req
574. Oh, no, that's fine.Copy !req
575. We'll handle the clean-up.Copy !req
576. Asshole!Copy !req
577. Oh!Copy !req
578. Mark!Copy !req
579. - Hey, son.
- Dad!Copy !req
580. Ow!Copy !req
581. Ribs...Copy !req
582. Careful!Copy !req
583. You're going to put him
in a coma again.Copy !req
584. You're okay!Copy !req
585. No, he's not,Copy !req
586. but he is okay enough
to come home.Copy !req
587. Mom says you've been keeping
the planet safe for me.Copy !req
588. Mom's exaggerating.Copy !req
589. Tell me everything.Copy !req
590. What hospital
did they move Maya to?Copy !req
591. No, they said she'd recover.Copy !req
592. It's part of the job.Copy !req
593. Come on, let's go home.Copy !req
594. I'm dying for some real food.Copy !req
595. Hey, I need my costume back.Copy !req
596. I don't care how torn up it is.Copy !req
597. It's classified,Copy !req
598. and I want it back.Copy !req
599. Go get it.Copy !req
600. Now.Copy !req
601. Where are
the Guardians of the Globe?Copy !req
602. There's been no sign
of the iconic heroesCopy !req
603. for over a week,Copy !req
604. leaving the local champions
to pick up the slack.Copy !req
605. It's like
you're not even trying.Copy !req
606. And now you're trying too hard.Copy !req
607. Slow down.Copy !req
608. Don't hit me where I am,Copy !req
609. hit me where I'm going...Copy !req
610. Thanks for the tip.Copy !req
611. You know, you have to be able
to take a hit, too.Copy !req
612. Nolan!Copy !req
613. Oh, great.Copy !req
614. We picked this up
near Mars an hour ago.Copy !req
615. Moving fast.Copy !req
616. He's back.Copy !req
617. 15 minutes
till he's breathing our air.Copy !req
618. I wouldn't ask, Nolan,Copy !req
619. but with the Guardians gone...Copy !req
620. I'll stop him.Copy !req
621. Who's he?Copy !req
622. Nolan's been home a week,Copy !req
623. and you want to send him
to space?Copy !req
624. No. No way.Copy !req
625. He doesn't work for you.Copy !req
626. Sweetie...Copy !req
627. There's no one else, Debbie.Copy !req
628. I'll go.Copy !req
629. - Sweetie...
- I said, no.Copy !req
630. You're still injured.Copy !req
631. I'll go.Copy !req
632. Okay.Copy !req
633. - What?
- Why not?Copy !req
634. He's not that tough.
Mark can take him.Copy !req
635. Oh, wonderful.Copy !req
636. That's your solution?Copy !req
637. Could you define
"not that tough"?Copy !req
638. Just knock some sense
into the guyCopy !req
639. and throw him
back where he came from.Copy !req
640. Easy.Copy !req
641. How do I breathe in space?Copy !req
642. That's the neat thing.Copy !req
643. You don't.Copy !req
644. 12 minutes.Copy !req
645. Okay...Copy !req
646. Hey, you're early!Copy !req
647. And you shaved your mustache.Copy !req
648. Stay away from my planet!Copy !req
649. Not bad,Copy !req
650. but if you're trying
to tackle me into something,Copy !req
651. your moon is that way!Copy !req
652. Why can I hear you in my head?Copy !req
653. Where else
do you keep your brain?Copy !req
654. That's what you call
protecting your planet?Copy !req
655. I am sad for your people!Copy !req
656. Are you sure you're the same guy
I fought here three years ago?Copy !req
657. What? No, I'm not the same guy!Copy !req
658. Well, sucks to be you then.Copy !req
659. Ah, my eye!Copy !req
660. Really?Copy !req
661. - You tried this already.
- Huh?Copy !req
662. Ha!Copy !req
663. Maybe you'll do after all.Copy !req
664. What are you talking about?Copy !req
665. Wait! Stop! I...Copy !req
666. Hold on, I just wanna...Copy !req
667. I wanna talk!Copy !req
668. Are you using your time out?Copy !req
669. I get a time out?Copy !req
670. Why do I get a time out?Copy !req
671. Hey, I didn't invent the rules.Copy !req
672. What rules?Copy !req
673. I don't even know who you are!Copy !req
674. Oh. You don't?Copy !req
675. All right, um...Copy !req
676. I'm an evaluation officer
for the Coalition of Planets.Copy !req
677. I drop by little dirtballs
like yoursCopy !req
678. to make sure there's someone
capable of defending themCopy !req
679. against, you know,
planet-conquering monsters,Copy !req
680. things of that nature.Copy !req
681. I literally have no idea
what any of that means.Copy !req
682. Well, I don't know
what to tell you, man.Copy !req
683. Your planet signed up
for the program.Copy !req
684. See?Copy !req
685. Request from Urath
for evaluation.Copy !req
686. Urath!Copy !req
687. This is Earth!Copy !req
688. Earth?Copy !req
689. Yes!Copy !req
690. Not Urath?Copy !req
691. No.Copy !req
692. Is that with an "E"
or a "U"?Copy !req
693. "E"!Copy !req
694. Oh, I'm in so much trouble.Copy !req
695. Well, thanks
for letting me know.Copy !req
696. I'm Allen, by the way.Copy !req
697. Invincible.Copy !req
698. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
699. A little optimistic, isn't it?Copy !req
700. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
701. I just fought you,Copy !req
702. and I think
you're quite "vincible."Copy !req
703. Okay, well, as long as
I don't get fired,Copy !req
704. I'll see you around, Invincible.Copy !req
705. Sorry about all the...Copy !req
706. you know.Copy !req
707. What the hell was that?Copy !req
708. Wow.Copy !req
709. Cool.Copy !req
710. Before I go...Copy !req
711. I already told you
everything I remember.Copy !req
712. Right.Copy !req
713. Right, just go over it
for me one more time.Copy !req
714. I got a distress call
from the Guardians,Copy !req
715. but when I arrived,
everything seemed fine.Copy !req
716. Then the lights went out
and someone attacked me.Copy !req
717. I fought with them
until I passed out.Copy !req
718. Woke up in your hospital.Copy !req
719. That's it.Copy !req
720. That's it?Copy !req
721. Hmm.Copy !req
722. Must have been
a pretty tough bastardCopy !req
723. to take you down.Copy !req
724. I've never seen you lose
like that before.Copy !req
725. Yeah.Copy !req
726. Do you have any leads yet?Copy !req
727. Someone thinks
they're too clever for us.Copy !req
728. They all think that at first.Copy !req
729. Oh, my God!Copy !req
730. Ow!Copy !req
731. Oh, great.Copy !req
732. Excuse you.Copy !req
733. Look, Todd.Copy !req
734. Why don't we just...Copy !req
735. Shut it, Grayson!Copy !req
736. - I'm sorry.
- What?Copy !req
737. I'm sorry I kicked your ass.Copy !req
738. I don't know
what you're saying.Copy !req
739. I'm sorry
I kicked your ass, okay?Copy !req
740. Oh.Copy !req
741. Thanks, I guess?Copy !req
742. Amber Bennett
also wants to knowCopy !req
743. - if you'd like her number.
- What?Copy !req
744. Do you want Amber's
phone number, nerd!Copy !req
745. Yes, but why are you...Copy !req
746. Because she found
some old photos of me, okay?Copy !req
747. Photos she said she'd delete
if I did this one stupid thing,Copy !req
748. and then never
talked to you again.Copy !req
749. There.Copy !req
750. Have a crappy life with her.Copy !req
751. You both suck.Copy !req
752. Photos of what, Todd?Copy !req
753. Don't push your luck, Grayson.Copy !req
754. Amber?Copy !req
755. I-I mean, uh, hello?Copy !req
756. Brax moy!Copy !req
757. I have bad news.Copy !req
758. Oh!Copy !req
759. Robot's got bad news, everybody.Copy !req
760. Did ya hear that?Copy !req
761. Hey, Robot,
what's the bad news?Copy !req
762. There are too many of them,Copy !req
763. their technology
has advanced too far,Copy !req
764. and they've rendered themselves
immune to our time stream.Copy !req
765. We should consider
the city lost.Copy !req
766. I will contact Cecil
and suggest a nuclear response.Copy !req
767. What? No!Copy !req
768. No way!Copy !req
769. We're not nuking anyone, Robot,
and we're not giving up.Copy !req
770. What are we, Fight Force?Copy !req
771. I love you, man,Copy !req
772. but sometimes,
you've got a screw loose.Copy !req
773. I don't use screws.Copy !req
774. My fastenings are all
magnetic interlocks.Copy !req
775. Oh!Copy !req
776. Invincible!Copy !req
777. Ah!Copy !req
778. Help.Copy !req
779. Die.Copy !req
780. Are you okay, Mark?Copy !req
781. My turn.Copy !req
782. H'ah!Copy !req
783. H'ah!Copy !req
784. Juti urec!Copy !req
785. Laji moy!Copy !req
786. Dad!Copy !req
787. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
788. Omni-Man's your dad?Copy !req
789. What happened?Copy !req
790. Dad saved us from the Flaxans...Copy !req
791. but he went into
one of their portals.Copy !req
792. Oh.Copy !req
793. So he'll be late for dinner?Copy !req
794. I was worried beforeCopy !req
795. because I've never seen
your father so badly hurt,Copy !req
796. but taking on aliens
in another dimension?Copy !req
797. That's just Tuesday.Copy !req
798. I'm sure he's explaining nicely
why they should leave us alone.Copy !req
799. You don't seem to understand.Copy !req
800. Earth isn't yours to conquer.Copy !req
801. I need a shower.Copy !req
802. Dad!Copy !req
803. I'm-I'm at a loss
for how to report this,Copy !req
804. but the Guardians of the Globe
are dead.Copy !req
805. Get an extraction team
out there now.Copy !req
806. Tell the French President
we have it covered.Copy !req
807. I need the room.Copy !req
808. Now!Copy !req
809. Well? Enlighten me.Copy !req
810. Know one thing for sure.Copy !req
811. No one else at scene of murders.Copy !req
812. Only Guardians.Copy !req
813. Omni-Man.Copy !req
814. Which means killer must be
one of them.Copy !req
815. One of them?Copy !req
816. There's a hundred super-villains
who don't leave a trace.Copy !req
817. Who turn into smoke,
or living electricity,Copy !req
818. or only exist in dreams.Copy !req
819. I know.Copy !req
820. You don't listen to me.Copy !req
821. You listen!Copy !req
822. Now, you mention
your idiotic thoughts to anyone,Copy !req
823. and I mean anybody,Copy !req
824. I'll make sure they're
the last thoughts you ever have.Copy !req
825. You understand me?Copy !req
826. Now, get out.Copy !req
827. Get out!Copy !req
828. Before I send you
back to hell myself.Copy !req
829. Blind old man.Copy !req
830. Put an A-6 surveillance team
on the Graysons.Copy !req
831. Sir?Copy !req
832. The killer's
still out there, Donald.Copy !req
833. Might decide
to finish the job.Copy !req