1. Coffee?Copy !req
2. For sure.Copy !req
3. Thanks, man.Copy !req
4. You ready for next week?Copy !req
5. What's next week?Copy !req
6. Superhuman evasion training.Copy !req
7. We have to get recertified.Copy !req
8. Look, I...
I get the need,Copy !req
9. but it's the worst.Copy !req
10. When I was on the force,Copy !req
11. you had to do hand-to-hand
training all the time.Copy !req
12. The guy comes at you
with a knife,Copy !req
13. you gotta be ready,Copy !req
14. but, uh, this is...
th-this is something else.Copy !req
15. I'm supposed to learn
to tuck and rollCopy !req
16. away from a guyCopy !req
17. who can shoot lasers
from his eyes,Copy !req
18. or control minds,Copy !req
19. or kick a goddamn schoolbus
to the moon?Copy !req
20. It's the job.Copy !req
21. You're awful calm
about it.Copy !req
22. Hell, last time
you sprained your back.Copy !req
23. You—Copy !req
24. Aw, shit, wait,Copy !req
25. you're not even
gonna be here, are you?Copy !req
26. Sucks to be you!Copy !req
27. I'll be living it up
in London,Copy !req
28. seeing the sights,
eating Indian food.Copy !req
29. Enjoy getting laser burn.Copy !req
30. Oh, you're gonna be gone
the whole time?Copy !req
31. All friggin' week?Copy !req
32. Two.Copy !req
33. All of Matt's spring break.Copy !req
34. The boy is obsessed
with The Beatles.Copy !req
35. He wants to go
to Abbey Road,Copy !req
36. he wants to visit
Apple Records.Copy !req
37. I might even get to see
some things I want to see,Copy !req
38. if we have time.Copy !req
39. And it's just the two of you?Copy !req
40. You sure about that, Steve?Copy !req
41. I thought you two
hated each otherCopy !req
42. with the burning fury
of a thousand suns.Copy !req
43. Well, maybe a hundred.Copy !req
44. I mean, Matt,
he had it rough, you know,Copy !req
45. but he's really
pulled himself together.Copy !req
46. With what you told me
that kid was doing?Copy !req
47. The stealing, the drugs?Copy !req
48. How'd you turn that around?Copy !req
49. Good morning.Copy !req
50. It wasn't easy.Copy !req
51. The thing is,Copy !req
52. when Molly and I
first got together,Copy !req
53. he was living with his dad,Copy !req
54. and he was just running wild.Copy !req
55. Kid was a real asshole.Copy !req
56. You saw the shiner he gave me.Copy !req
57. That's all behind us now.Copy !req
58. He stared down his demons,
and he...Copy !req
59. damn it, he conquered them.Copy !req
60. I've never done anything
that hard in my life.Copy !req
61. We're so damn proud
of the guy...Copy !req
62. of the man that he's becoming.Copy !req
63. So he wants to go to London,Copy !req
64. Molly and I scraped together
enough to make it happen.Copy !req
65. We wanted to show himCopy !req
66. how much we appreciate
all his hard work.Copy !req
67. I never had a kid of my own.Copy !req
68. I wasn't there
when he was born.Copy !req
69. I didn't teach him
how to ride a bike,Copy !req
70. or throw a ball...Copy !req
71. but in a few months,Copy !req
72. when he walks
across that stage,Copy !req
73. and accepts that diploma...Copy !req
74. that is my son.Copy !req
75. Oh, you... you just take
all the time you need.Copy !req
76. Why don't I just
make some hot cocoaCopy !req
77. to cheer up my sweet boy?Copy !req
78. Come on, like you're not
crying on my shoulderCopy !req
79. every time you don't get
a second date?Copy !req
80. What was—Copy !req
81. We were supposed
to be inside.Copy !req
82. I should never have trustedCopy !req
83. the flawed calculations
of a clone.Copy !req
84. Clone?Copy !req
85. I am not!Copy !req
86. This was always
the plan.Copy !req
87. The president
is targeting us,Copy !req
88. so we shatter the illusion
of his safety.Copy !req
89. It's not enough
for us to kill him.Copy !req
90. It has to be a spectacle.Copy !req
91. You'd know this
if you were truly the original.Copy !req
92. Oh, god, oh, god, oh, god...Copy !req
93. Refreshing.Copy !req
94. Kind of tickles.Copy !req
95. Mm, I prefer
a higher caliber.Copy !req
96. - Huh?Copy !req
97. I order...Copy !req
98. I order you...Copy !req
99. You order what?Copy !req
100. Kill that one
and move on!Copy !req
101. Your eye is as replaceable
as you are.Copy !req
102. I am the original!Copy !req
103. Steve, look out!Copy !req
104. Sorry I'm late!Copy !req
105. Red Rush,
get this guy out of here!Copy !req
106. Focus on evac!Copy !req
107. We can deal with these two
once the area is clear!Copy !req
108. We can take it from here!Copy !req
109. Fall back, help us
evacuate civilians!Copy !req
110. Yes, ma'am!Copy !req
111. Damn it! Run!Copy !req
112. War Woman...Copy !req
113. Please, you couldn't just
sit this one out?Copy !req
114. Let us kill the President?Copy !req
115. Haven't you earned a day off?Copy !req
116. Not our style.Copy !req
117. Sorry.Copy !req
118. This isn't
a spectator sport!Copy !req
119. Move!Copy !req
120. No!Copy !req
121. Stay together, stay together,
stay together, stay together!Copy !req
122. Don't move.Copy !req
123. You're safe now.Copy !req
124. I got 'em!Copy !req
125. They're in the clear.Copy !req
126. - You are on President duty.
- On it.Copy !req
127. Sorry, I wouldn't normally
move so fast,Copy !req
128. but there were
so many of you that...Copy !req
129. - Oh, no.Copy !req
130. It starts with one of you,
then it—Copy !req
131. Oh! Sorry.Copy !req
132. I can't...Copy !req
133. Huh?Copy !req
134. Now!Copy !req
135. While he's distracted!Copy !req
136. This floor looks clear.Copy !req
137. I'll go up,
you go down.Copy !req
138. I've got you.Copy !req
139. We're gonna be fine.Copy !req
140. We'll get out of this.Copy !req
141. No, no,
what about you?Copy !req
142. Behind you.Copy !req
143. You're welcome.Copy !req
144. Get those soldiers out of here!Copy !req
145. We can take it from here.Copy !req
146. Too dangerous for you.Copy !req
147. When we crush
the Guardians of the GlobeCopy !req
148. and kill the president,Copy !req
149. no one will be left
to stop us!Copy !req
150. Take my hand!Copy !req
151. I had him.Copy !req
152. Ah. All clear.Copy !req
153. The building is clear.Copy !req
154. It's just us.Copy !req
155. Evacuation complete.Copy !req
156. Now we can cut looseCopy !req
157. and focus on
taking these brutes down.Copy !req
158. Ah!Copy !req
159. Ah!Copy !req
160. Ah!Copy !req
161. - Ah!Copy !req
162. Mom? What!Copy !req
163. I'll be out in a minute!Copy !req
164. I don't have
a minute.Copy !req
165. Mom!Copy !req
166. My bathroom's
out of soap.Copy !req
167. Get over yourself.Copy !req
168. I used to change
your diapers, kid.Copy !req
169. There's nothing
going on down thereCopy !req
170. I haven't seen before.Copy !req
171. Just get out!Copy !req
172. As you can see,Copy !req
173. the scene is absolute chaos
as the Mauler twins...Copy !req
174. Looks like
Dad's saving the White House.Copy !req
175. Alone?Copy !req
176. Guardians are there, too.Copy !req
177. Who are they fighting?Copy !req
178. Ugh, Mauler Twins.Copy !req
179. Looks like we won't be
getting breakfast togetherCopy !req
180. this morning.Copy !req
181. Bummer.Copy !req
182. It's the White House, Mom.Copy !req
183. Kind of important.Copy !req
184. Oh, they rebuild that thing
twice a year at this point.Copy !req
185. If it's not Doc Seismic,Copy !req
186. it's the Lizard League,
or someone else.Copy !req
187. I doubt the President
still lives there.Copy !req
188. I'm not too late!Copy !req
189. I'm gonna shower.Copy !req
190. Not so fast.Copy !req
191. Come here first.Copy !req
192. Don't make me
get the spray bottle.Copy !req
193. Now, let's get you
out of that costume.Copy !req
194. Boundaries, people!Copy !req
195. Bathroom doors
are closed for a reason,Copy !req
196. and parents should never,
ever talk about sexCopy !req
197. in front of their kids!Copy !req
198. You should be overjoyed
to see your parentsCopy !req
199. passionately expressing
their love for each other.Copy !req
200. Now stop griping.Copy !req
201. Get ready for school.Copy !req
202. Couldn't you at least wait
until I leave the house...Copy !req
203. for college!Copy !req
204. What were you thinking?Copy !req
205. Paris?Copy !req
206. Actually,
I was kind of pullingCopy !req
207. for that little cafe
in Berlin.Copy !req
208. I've been jonesing
for those sausages.Copy !req
209. Aw, man, you guys
are going to Best Wurst?Copy !req
210. I love that place!Copy !req
211. You've got school.Copy !req
212. When your powers kick in,
you can go on your own.Copy !req
213. Salt on the wound, Dad.Copy !req
214. They've gotta be due
any day now, son.Copy !req
215. Even the latest bloomers
on ViltrumCopy !req
216. would get their powersCopy !req
217. before what would be
their 18th birthday.Copy !req
218. You'll see.Copy !req
219. Don't get his hopes up.Copy !req
220. Bye!Copy !req
221. Have fun!Copy !req
222. I'll just be walking,Copy !req
223. on the ground,Copy !req
224. with my feet.Copy !req
225. Morning.Copy !req
226. Uh, just, uh...Copy !req
227. just trying to break in
these new shoes.Copy !req
228. - Ugh!Copy !req
229. Mauler Twins
attack the White House?Copy !req
230. Nuts, right?Copy !req
231. I saw.Copy !req
232. I can't believe
the Guardians of the GlobeCopy !req
233. let them get that close
to killing the President.Copy !req
234. They didn't even get
into the building,Copy !req
235. and Omni-Man was there, too.Copy !req
236. You're such
an Omni-Maniac.Copy !req
237. Way to root
for the underdog.Copy !req
238. Big fan of the Yankees,
are you?Copy !req
239. Sure, he's hot and all,Copy !req
240. and that mustache...Copy !req
241. Sorry!Copy !req
242. Okay, straight stuff.Copy !req
243. You up for some
Clash Crash tonight?Copy !req
244. I'm hoping for a Level 43
chest armor.Copy !req
245. Don't bring up
that stupid job, man.Copy !req
246. Don't be that person.Copy !req
247. When's the last time
you bought a comic book?Copy !req
248. Those things are expensive,Copy !req
249. and they're doing Seance Dog
twice a month all summer.Copy !req
250. You're into
the stupidest stuff.Copy !req
251. Knock it off, Todd!Copy !req
252. Come on...Copy !req
253. Quit playing games.Copy !req
254. I know you're crazy about me.Copy !req
255. Marcy told me.Copy !req
256. Well, you are
big and strong, aren't you?Copy !req
257. You know it.Copy !req
258. And you think
that makes it okayCopy !req
259. for you to harass me?Copy !req
260. Hey, don't walk away from me.Copy !req
261. What, are you
a lesbian or something?Copy !req
262. Oh, my god, I wish!Copy !req
263. Would you
leave me alone then?Copy !req
264. Let go of me,Copy !req
265. so I can go find
a girl to kiss!Copy !req
266. Don't.Copy !req
267. Guy's twice your size.Copy !req
268. Maybe you can just
sit back and watch this?Copy !req
269. I can't.Copy !req
270. I can because
I'm not Omni-Man,Copy !req
271. and neither are you.Copy !req
272. Let's see.Copy !req
273. I think Amber's
been pretty clearCopy !req
274. about how she feels, Todd.Copy !req
275. Are you serious, Grayson?Copy !req
276. Look—Copy !req
277. Leave him alone!Copy !req
278. What are you lookin' at?Copy !req
279. Thank you.Copy !req
280. Yup.Copy !req
281. Close one.Copy !req
282. Huh.Copy !req
283. It's about time.Copy !req
284. And a big welcome home
to my favorite son.Copy !req
285. I made some chicken,Copy !req
286. but I also heated up
some authentic German bratwurstCopy !req
287. flown in special today,Copy !req
288. just for you.Copy !req
289. I... had
a pretty interesting day.Copy !req
290. Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
291. Honest to god, a dragon
was attacking Hong Kong.Copy !req
292. I stopped it.Copy !req
293. Ooh, a dragon.
Nice.Copy !req
294. Mark was getting ready
to tell usCopy !req
295. how interesting
his day was.Copy !req
296. Guess who's finally
getting his powers?Copy !req
297. Are you sure?Copy !req
298. Pretty sure.Copy !req
299. Threw a trash bag into space
at work.Copy !req
300. Oh, that's great, Son,Copy !req
301. just great!Copy !req
302. If you're up for it,Copy !req
303. I'll make some time
tomorrow for training.Copy !req
304. This is so exciting!Copy !req
305. Bright and early
tomorrow, Mark.Copy !req
306. Make sure you get
a good night's sleep.Copy !req
307. Ha! For sure!Copy !req
308. Okay, Son, bear with me...Copy !req
309. This is gonna be a little
awkward for both of us.Copy !req
310. You may have noticedCopy !req
311. that I'm not like
normal dads.Copy !req
312. Your mother and I think
it's time you knew the truth.Copy !req
313. We think you're old enough
for me to tell youCopy !req
314. where I really come from.Copy !req
315. Millions of miles from here,Copy !req
316. out in deep space,Copy !req
317. is the planet Viltrum...Copy !req
318. It's a cool blue oasisCopy !req
319. alone in a solar system
much like our own.Copy !req
320. I was born on this planet.Copy !req
321. Viltrumites are very similar to humans,Copy !req
322. except we can fly,Copy !req
323. move at super speed,Copy !req
324. and possess great strength.Copy !req
325. When our people come of age,Copy !req
326. we leave Viltrum,Copy !req
327. and venture out
into the galaxy,Copy !req
328. using our abilities to help
lesser-developed worlds.Copy !req
329. I volunteered to relocate
to Earth,Copy !req
330. and be its sole protector.Copy !req
331. That's when I met
your mother...Copy !req
332. and we eventually had you.Copy !req
333. I know this is a lot
to take in at one time,Copy !req
334. but you're
half Viltrumite, Son,Copy !req
335. and you're getting older.Copy !req
336. Things are gonna
start to change for youCopy !req
337. in a few yearsCopy !req
338. as you hit puberty.Copy !req
339. You're gonna get acne.Copy !req
340. Your voice will start to crack
as it begins to change.Copy !req
341. You'll begin to grow hair
in strange places,Copy !req
342. and you're gonna start
to develop superpowersCopy !req
343. of your own.Copy !req
344. Just like me,Copy !req
345. super strength and speed,Copy !req
346. flight, the whole bit.Copy !req
347. Do you understand?Copy !req
348. I'm gonna be able to fly?Copy !req
349. Yes, Son,Copy !req
350. you're gonna be able to fly...Copy !req
351. I'm gonna be able to fly.Copy !req
352. Whew.Copy !req
353. Don't look down...Copy !req
354. Stop looking down!Copy !req
355. I'm not going down.Copy !req
356. I'm gonna fly up,Copy !req
357. because I can fly.Copy !req
358. What if I can't yet?Copy !req
359. No, no, no, okay.Copy !req
360. Dad always said
it was like a reflex,Copy !req
361. so if I don't want to fall,
I won't,Copy !req
362. and even if I do,
maybe it won't even hurt,Copy !req
363. or maybe...Copy !req
364. Ah, screw it!Copy !req
365. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
366. Whoa... oh, crap.Copy !req
367. Whoa! Oh, god...Copy !req
368. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
369. Ugh!Copy !req
370. No, no, no, no, no...Copy !req
371. Put some pants on,Copy !req
372. and let's get
in the sky, my boy.Copy !req
373. I'll... put some coffee on.Copy !req
374. It's kinda like
how you walk,Copy !req
375. and you don't think about
balancing anymore,Copy !req
376. but when you were a baby,
you did.Copy !req
377. You're a baby flier right now.Copy !req
378. You have to focus
on staying upright,Copy !req
379. focus on going
the direction you want to go.Copy !req
380. Understand?Copy !req
381. Yeah.Copy !req
382. I think I got it.Copy !req
383. It doesn't look like you do.Copy !req
384. Follow me.Copy !req
385. No, no...Copy !req
386. You can wear yourself out
flying.Copy !req
387. Moving fast
is like tensing a muscle.Copy !req
388. You're much better offCopy !req
389. if you relax that muscle
from time to time,Copy !req
390. use the momentum you're building
to carry you forward.Copy !req
391. Okay, you don't want to fall,Copy !req
392. so you're gonna have trouble
relaxing.Copy !req
393. It's kind of like
peeing your pants on purpose.Copy !req
394. What?Copy !req
395. Peeing your pants on purpose.Copy !req
396. You know, you spend
your whole lifeCopy !req
397. trying not to pee your pants,Copy !req
398. so letting go,
peeing your pants on purpose,Copy !req
399. it's next to impossible.Copy !req
400. How how do you know this?Copy !req
401. Who would try that?Copy !req
402. You are far better at flying
than you should be.Copy !req
403. Late-night practice?Copy !req
404. Is that why you're so tired?Copy !req
405. Don't try to change
the subject.Copy !req
406. Land over there.Copy !req
407. Slow down.Copy !req
408. Land. I said, land.Copy !req
409. Why aren't you slowing down?Copy !req
410. I can't!Copy !req
411. Stop. Just stop!Copy !req
412. Okay.Copy !req
413. I guess that still counts
as a landing.Copy !req
414. Get up.Copy !req
415. Come on, we're gonna try
something else.Copy !req
416. I'm actually getting
used to this a little.Copy !req
417. That's not good.Copy !req
418. Try to hit me.Copy !req
419. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
420. Use your whole body.Copy !req
421. You can punch with your arm,Copy !req
422. but if you punch
with your shoulder,Copy !req
423. your hips,
and your legs as well,Copy !req
424. it'll be much more powerful.Copy !req
425. It'll take a while
to get the hang of it.Copy !req
426. Okay.Copy !req
427. Now, with us,Copy !req
428. we can freely move ourselves
through physical space.Copy !req
429. That's how we fly.Copy !req
430. So we don't have to pivot
on our feetCopy !req
431. and push off the ground.Copy !req
432. We can literally
push off anything.Copy !req
433. We can create our own leverage.Copy !req
434. Good...Copy !req
435. but try it
a little more like this.Copy !req
436. Like what?Copy !req
437. Dad...Copy !req
438. You hurt me.Copy !req
439. I know, Son.Copy !req
440. I didn't...Copy !req
441. I didn't mean
to hit you so hard.Copy !req
442. I'm sorry.Copy !req
443. Why did you do that?Copy !req
444. Mark...Copy !req
445. if you really wanna doCopy !req
446. what I do,Copy !req
447. you have to be prepared
for anything.Copy !req
448. No one is gonna
pull their punches.Copy !req
449. So...Copy !req
450. how badly did that go?Copy !req
451. I pushed him pretty far.Copy !req
452. It's what he needs.Copy !req
453. Did you maybe
push too far?Copy !req
454. Are you questioning me?Copy !req
455. What the hell
has gotten into you?Copy !req
456. I don't know.Copy !req
457. I...Copy !req
458. I'm sorry.Copy !req
459. Mark got his powers so late,
I wasn't prepared for this.Copy !req
460. It changes things.Copy !req
461. I can't help but think,Copy !req
462. maybe our lives
would be betterCopy !req
463. if he hadn't
gotten them at all.Copy !req
464. Jeez, man.Copy !req
465. You still sore
from Todd's thrashing?Copy !req
466. What's up?Copy !req
467. Huh?Copy !req
468. No, I'm fine.Copy !req
469. Okay, man.Copy !req
470. You sure look fine.Copy !req
471. Hey, Mark Grayson...Copy !req
472. and I don't see Amber
anywhere nearbyCopy !req
473. to protect your sorry ass.Copy !req
474. Todd, please.Copy !req
475. Just don't—Copy !req
476. Don't?Copy !req
477. Don't what?Copy !req
478. Don't kick your ass again?Copy !req
479. Or what?
Are you threatening me?Copy !req
480. Or do you need a replay
of what happened last time, ass?Copy !req
481. Hit me.Copy !req
482. Go on.Copy !req
483. Hit me as hard as you can.Copy !req
484. Again.Copy !req
485. Again.Copy !req
486. Harder.Copy !req
487. Freak!Copy !req
488. Dude, what is up with you?Copy !req
489. I need something to punch.Copy !req
490. He just walked away, Mark!Copy !req
491. You missed your chance.Copy !req
492. Gunfire...Copy !req
493. Where did the gunfire go?Copy !req
494. There!Copy !req
495. Whoa...Copy !req
496. Dammit.Copy !req
497. - Let's go!Copy !req
498. You're not supposed
to run with us, you idiot!Copy !req
499. You're supposed
to stay behindCopy !req
500. so we can get away!Copy !req
501. You brought me along
to protect you from the cops.Copy !req
502. I can't do thatCopy !req
503. if I hang back
and let them shoot me.Copy !req
504. Shut up
and get us over the fence!Copy !req
505. Huh?Copy !req
506. Meant to do that.Copy !req
507. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
508. I'm...Copy !req
509. Uh...Copy !req
510. I'm...Copy !req
511. I guess I'm working
on that.Copy !req
512. Any suggestions?Copy !req
513. Captain Guy with a hole
punched through him?Copy !req
514. Doesn't really
roll off the tongue.Copy !req
515. Anything else?Copy !req
516. Huh, what about Ass Kicker?Copy !req
517. No...Copy !req
518. that sounds
willfully childish.Copy !req
519. What are you thinking?Copy !req
520. You look ridiculous.Copy !req
521. Let's get outta here.Copy !req
522. Whoa...Copy !req
523. Oof!Copy !req
524. Honestly,Copy !req
525. I think you might have
skipped a few steps, Mark.Copy !req
526. Seemed to work out just fine.Copy !req
527. It may not
look like much,Copy !req
528. but you did far more
damage down thereCopy !req
529. than you needed to.Copy !req
530. I don't think
you're ready.Copy !req
531. Hit me.Copy !req
532. What?Copy !req
533. Hit me now.
Do it!Copy !req
534. I wasn't ready before.Copy !req
535. Now I am.Copy !req
536. I can take it.Copy !req
537. Come on!Copy !req
538. I'm not gonna hit you.Copy !req
539. You'd never
hit me before, okay?Copy !req
540. It scared me.Copy !req
541. It wasn't too much,
I could take the pain.Copy !req
542. I'm strong.Copy !req
543. I know you are.Copy !req
544. No, you don't!Copy !req
545. I know you think
I can't do this!Copy !req
546. Hit me, and let me
prove you wrong!Copy !req
547. Please, Dad!Copy !req
548. Please just hit me.Copy !req
549. Oh, Son...Copy !req
550. I'm strong enough,
and I can do this!Copy !req
551. It's all I ever wanted
for as long as I can remember.Copy !req
552. I wanna do what you do.Copy !req
553. I wanna be just like you.Copy !req
554. You will be, Son.Copy !req
555. You will.Copy !req
556. Let me make this up to you.Copy !req
557. Follow me.Copy !req
558. You're taking me shopping?Copy !req
559. I am.Copy !req
560. Were you seen?Copy !req
561. Who are you talking to?Copy !req
562. Sorry, sorry.Copy !req
563. Just need to ask.Copy !req
564. Whoa...Copy !req
565. Prom dresses by day,Copy !req
566. indestructible super suits
by night.Copy !req
567. I'm Art Rosenbaum, kid.Copy !req
568. Pleasure to finally meet you.Copy !req
569. I've heard so much
about you.Copy !req
570. You, too.Copy !req
571. Heh.Copy !req
572. Your dad's never
mentioned me, has he?Copy !req
573. Well, I...Copy !req
574. He's a teenager, Art.Copy !req
575. He barely remembers anythingCopy !req
576. he doesn't see in the mirror
every morning.Copy !req
577. Wait, super suits?Copy !req
578. Am I getting
a costume?Copy !req
579. Do you make
Dad's costumes?Copy !req
580. He's a quick one,
this kid.Copy !req
581. I can't have you
running around in your pajamasCopy !req
582. all the time.Copy !req
583. Oh, man!Copy !req
584. Awesome!Copy !req
585. Wait, do you already
have one made for me?Copy !req
586. Is it a surprise?Copy !req
587. Usually, we start
with a conversation,Copy !req
588. and I make something custom,Copy !req
589. but I do have one
that might work.Copy !req
590. What do you think?Copy !req
591. Well...Copy !req
592. I don't know about
the orange and yellow.Copy !req
593. It's pretty loud.Copy !req
594. Dad?Copy !req
595. Not your best work, Art.Copy !req
596. Can't blame a guyCopy !req
597. for trying to move
unsold merchandise.Copy !req
598. I like the goggles.Copy !req
599. They'd keep the wind
out of my eyes when I fly,Copy !req
600. but I was really, like,
hoping for something more, uh...Copy !req
601. I don't know...Copy !req
602. iconic?Copy !req
603. Of course you were.Copy !req
604. That's what everyone wants.Copy !req
605. Iconic.Copy !req
606. A symbol.Copy !req
607. Something kids
will drawCopy !req
608. in the margins
of their notebooksCopy !req
609. while they daydream about
being as cool as you.Copy !req
610. It's also tough as hell
to pull off,Copy !req
611. but listen,Copy !req
612. your dad being who he is,Copy !req
613. I'm willing to put
a lot of elbow greaseCopy !req
614. into this one...Copy !req
615. but I'm gonna need
a little help from you.Copy !req
616. Have you decided on a name yet?Copy !req
617. I haven't really
thought about it.Copy !req
618. Well, having a name helps.Copy !req
619. Darkwing has dark wings,Copy !req
620. the Red Rush is a red rush
when he runs by you.Copy !req
621. You get it?Copy !req
622. You give me
something to go on,Copy !req
623. I'll strive for iconic.Copy !req
624. Think about it
and get back to me.Copy !req
625. Mark?Copy !req
626. Mark?Copy !req
627. Mark?Copy !req
628. What the hell was that?Copy !req
629. Uh...Copy !req
630. practicing my landings?Copy !req
631. Yeah, I see that now.Copy !req
632. Yeah, uh...Copy !req
633. sorry about the yard.Copy !req
634. What are you doing?Copy !req
635. I need practice, Mom.Copy !req
636. I can't land well,
I can't fly all that fast.Copy !req
637. I need to be better.Copy !req
638. Mark, you need to sleep.Copy !req
639. I need to practice.Copy !req
640. Honey it's the middle
of the night.Copy !req
641. I have work tomorrow,
you have school.Copy !req
642. Get inside right now.Copy !req
643. Make me.Copy !req
644. Does that make you feel strong?Copy !req
645. To know I can't physically
make you do something?Copy !req
646. Is that what you need?Copy !req
647. This is important.Copy !req
648. Remember when
you were little,Copy !req
649. and we'd talk
almost every nightCopy !req
650. before you went to bed?Copy !req
651. You'd tell meCopy !req
652. about whatever jerk
made fun of your hair,Copy !req
653. and I'd tell you about
all the girl dramaCopy !req
654. I lived throughCopy !req
655. so you'd feel better?Copy !req
656. I can't talk to youCopy !req
657. while we soar
through the clouds,Copy !req
658. but... but I'm still here.Copy !req
659. It used to be
you and me,Copy !req
660. and this crazy
world-saving,Copy !req
661. super-powered
father of yours.Copy !req
662. Now it's you and him,Copy !req
663. and your boring, old,
normal mom.Copy !req
664. Mom...Copy !req
665. It's okay, sweetheart.Copy !req
666. I get it.Copy !req
667. You have to move away
from the normal life with me,Copy !req
668. and get used to being...Copy !req
669. something more,Copy !req
670. like your dad.Copy !req
671. Yeah, but see,
that's what I'm worried about.Copy !req
672. I'm nothing like Dad.Copy !req
673. I'm more like you.Copy !req
674. I'm nothing special.Copy !req
675. Oh...Copy !req
676. Like a knife to the heart
with this one.Copy !req
677. Ah... crap.Copy !req
678. You know what I mean.Copy !req
679. After everything he's done,Copy !req
680. how could I possibly
live up to all that?Copy !req
681. Who says you have to?Copy !req
682. You don't have to be
the greatest Omni-Man ever.Copy !req
683. You just have to be
the greatest you.Copy !req
684. And what if the greatest me
isn't enough?Copy !req
685. Mark, you stupid boy.Copy !req
686. How could the greatest you
not be enough?Copy !req
687. Thank you.Copy !req
688. I love my boring,Copy !req
689. powerless, everyday,
run-of-the-mill Mom.Copy !req
690. And I love my asshole son.Copy !req
691. You seem tired.Copy !req
692. I'm fine.Copy !req
693. Just got...
a lot on my mind, I guess.Copy !req
694. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
695. So, what is it?Copy !req
696. You're just gonna keep pryingCopy !req
697. if I'm evasive at all,
so, um...Copy !req
698. I'm scared, Dad.Copy !req
699. What if I can't do this?Copy !req
700. You hear it?Copy !req
701. I do.Copy !req
702. Get ready.Copy !req
703. Were you nervous?Copy !req
704. A little.Copy !req
705. But you caught it?Copy !req
706. I did.Copy !req
707. Being a superhero
is no different.Copy !req
708. This is the beginning
of a long journeyCopy !req
709. for you and me.Copy !req
710. Along the way,Copy !req
711. you're gonna need
to do thingsCopy !req
712. you don't want to do,Copy !req
713. or might not think
you can do.Copy !req
714. It's okay to be scared.Copy !req
715. It's natural
to doubt yourself,Copy !req
716. but if you can
push through that,Copy !req
717. and do what needs to be done,Copy !req
718. you'll do just fine.Copy !req
719. Do you think
you can do that, Mark?Copy !req
720. Yeah.Copy !req
721. Son...Copy !req
722. kids your age
think they're invincible,Copy !req
723. and it holds them back,Copy !req
724. makes them careless.Copy !req
725. The thing is...Copy !req
726. you're different.Copy !req
727. You actually are...Copy !req
728. invincible.Copy !req
729. Got it.Copy !req
730. Okay, kid.Copy !req
731. Let's get to work.Copy !req
732. Crap.Copy !req
733. You guys think
you might have bitten offCopy !req
734. more than you can chew?Copy !req
735. That building
has a hole in it, look!Copy !req
736. Shit!Copy !req
737. Whoa...Copy !req
738. All clear?Copy !req
739. Whoo!Copy !req
740. Ow!Copy !req
741. Huh?Copy !req
742. You might as well give up.Copy !req
743. I'm...Copy !req
744. I just mean,
he is a fish person.Copy !req
745. I think you should maybe
be nicer to him.Copy !req
746. It must be hard for him
to make friends.Copy !req
747. He's got a whole ocean
of friends,Copy !req
748. but you're right, I'll—Copy !req
749. Run!Copy !req
750. I want to see fear in your eyes!Copy !req
751. The same fear—Copy !req
752. What is this?Copy !req
753. I do my bestCopy !req
754. to make friends
with the guy.Copy !req
755. Josef!Copy !req
756. You promised!Copy !req
757. Huh? Oh, crap.Copy !req
758. How is this going to workCopy !req
759. if I can't hold your interest
through one conversation?Copy !req
760. Hold my interest?Copy !req
761. Olga, please.Copy !req
762. You can't see things how I do.Copy !req
763. My perception
is just as fast as I am.Copy !req
764. The briefest conversation
with anyoneCopy !req
765. seems like hours to me.Copy !req
766. It's agony.Copy !req
767. But with you, it's a gift.Copy !req
768. Your voice is like music.Copy !req
769. You're thoughtful,
compassionate,Copy !req
770. beautiful woman.Copy !req
771. I hang on every word.Copy !req
772. Hmm.Copy !req
773. You mean that?Copy !req
774. I do.Copy !req
775. That's...Copy !req
776. Guardians emergency.Copy !req
777. I'm so very sorry.Copy !req
778. I understand.Copy !req
779. Go.Copy !req
780. Denver is toast, Immortal!Copy !req
781. I'm going out,Copy !req
782. and I'm taking
the whole city with me!Copy !req
783. I've lined my suitCopy !req
784. with plutonium!Copy !req
785. When in doubt,
throw them into space.Copy !req
786. - Huh?Copy !req
787. Finally, some action!Copy !req
788. Holly, wait up!Copy !req
789. Please, Connie,Copy !req
790. don't waste
any more of my time.Copy !req
791. This is good news.Copy !req
792. With our third quarter roll-out
of Haven Storm 4.0,Copy !req
793. our market share should rise
by a minimum of 10%.Copy !req
794. We have a spectacular year
ahead of us.Copy !req
795. The new roll-out
of Haven StormCopy !req
796. was supposed
to be free.Copy !req
797. I'm not worried
about the shareholders' year.Copy !req
798. I want a spectacular year
for the world.Copy !req
799. Don't you do enough
for the world?Copy !req
800. None of us do.Copy !req
801. Come on!Copy !req
802. Come on, you're almost there!Copy !req
803. You got this!Copy !req
804. You did it!
You did it!Copy !req
805. Oh, crap.
Sorry!Copy !req
806. Okay, got it.Copy !req
807. Are you okay?Copy !req
808. I am fine.Copy !req
809. We did it.Copy !req
810. I'd never expanded myself
to that extent.Copy !req
811. That was... intense.Copy !req
812. Aw, man, take me with you.Copy !req
813. Come on, I can help!Copy !req
814. No, Nikki.Copy !req
815. You know Guardians' business
is too dangerousCopy !req
816. for human children.Copy !req
817. Oh, man...Copy !req
818. Aw, you're doing
so good. That's it!Copy !req
819. Ooh, yes, like that.
Like that!Copy !req
820. Keep going.Copy !req
821. Aw, yes, yes, yes,Copy !req
822. hold that, hold that.Copy !req
823. What is that beeping?Copy !req
824. Uh...Copy !req
825. That's a wrap.Copy !req
826. Uh, great work, everyone!Copy !req
827. We're in.Copy !req
828. Uh... Sam?Copy !req
829. What?Copy !req
830. Darkwing.Copy !req
831. Don't worry about him.Copy !req
832. He can't be everywhere.Copy !req
833. Luckily,
I don't have to be everywhere.Copy !req
834. Only where I'm needed.Copy !req
835. I know
what's in this building,Copy !req
836. and I know who wants it.Copy !req
837. Tell me about your boss.Copy !req
838. We look like rats to you?Copy !req
839. I'll check back with you
tomorrow.Copy !req
840. Wing Jet.Copy !req
841. Darkwing,Copy !req
842. why did you call us here?Copy !req
843. Me?Copy !req
844. So none of us
signaled the alert?Copy !req
845. Oh, god, what's going on?Copy !req
846. Is it bad?Copy !req
847. Huh?Copy !req
848. Omni-Man?Copy !req
849. - No!
- No!Copy !req
850. Why have you done this?Copy !req
851. Ah!Copy !req
852. Oh, no.Copy !req
853. Are you all right?Copy !req
854. I live.Copy !req
855. Someone must be
controlling him.Copy !req
856. He would never do this.Copy !req
857. Regardless, it's him or us.Copy !req
858. I choose us.Copy !req
859. Ah!Copy !req
860. Why?Copy !req
861. Why!Copy !req