1. YAY SKOOL YAY!Copy !req
2. SKOOL YAY SKOOL!Copy !req
3. SKOOL SKOOL SKOOL!
YAY YAY YAY!Copy !req
4. SKOOL! YAY!
AAARGH SKOOL!Copy !req
5. YAY SKOOL YAY!Copy !req
6. SKOOL YAY SKOOL!Copy !req
7. SKOOL SKOOL SKOOL!
YAY YAY YAY!Copy !req
8. SKOOL! YAY! AAARGH SKOOL!Copy !req
9. AND NOW A WORD FROM
OUR STUDENT PRESIDENT!Copy !req
10. ISN'T OUR SKOOL JUST GREAT?Copy !req
11. OUR GREATNESS IS GREATER
THAN ALL OTHER GREATNESSESCopy !req
12. OF ALL THE OTHER
SCHOOLS COMBINED,Copy !req
13. AND IT'S THAT GREATNESS
THAT MAKES US GREAT!Copy !req
14. BUT I WOULD LIKE TO SAY
ONE THING, MAYBE, UM...Copy !req
15. ABOUT THE DIRTY
BATHROOMS. THEY—Copy !req
16. DO NOT BE ALARMED.Copy !req
17. THE STUDENT PRESIDENT
HAS EXPERIENCED A FAILURE IN SPIRIT.Copy !req
18. A NEW ELECTION WILL
BE HELD IMMEDIATELY.Copy !req
19. VOLUNTEERS? VOLUNTEERS?Copy !req
20. OOH! OOH! ME! ME!Copy !req
21. PICK ZIM!
ZIM IS ME!Copy !req
22. ZIM IS ME!Copy !req
23. ZIM SHALL RULE!Copy !req
24. PICK ZIM! ZIM...
ME. I AM ZIM!Copy !req
25. ZIM.
MORON. SUITABLE.Copy !req
26. CANDIDATE TWO NEEDED.
VOLUNTEERS?Copy !req
27. BUT ZIM'S CRIMINALLY
INSANE! THAT'S NOT GOOD!Copy !req
28. DIB. ANNOYING.Copy !req
29. Copy !req
30. VOLUNTEERS?Copy !req
31. HEH HEH HEH. SHOE.Copy !req
32. HUH?Copy !req
33. WILLY.Copy !req
34. LEADERSHIP MATERIAL!Copy !req
35. NFFFFFFFFF!Copy !req
36. THE CANDIDATES WILL NOW SPEAK,Copy !req
37. AND THEN BE QUIET AND
THEN I GO AWAY FROM YOU ALL.Copy !req
38. AS PRESIDENT, I WILL
ENSURE THAT ALL MANKINDCopy !req
39. HAS ITS LEGS
SAWED OFF!Copy !req
40. HMMMMM... I DON'T
KNOW ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
41. AND, UM, REPLACED
WITH LEGS OF PURE GOLD!Copy !req
42. YES, AND I WILL
GRANT YOU THE POWERCopy !req
43. TO FIRE LASERS
FROM YOUR HEAD!Copy !req
44. Copy !req
45. I LIKE GOLD!Copy !req
46. I LIKE MY HEAD!Copy !req
47. OH NO! ZIM'S
PROMISING THEM ANYTHING!Copy !req
48. Copy !req
49. CANDIDATE TWO. BE QUICK.Copy !req
50. I CAN ONLY SURVIVE
SO LONG IN THE SUN.Copy !req
51. UMMM...Copy !req
52. I HOPE YA LIKE THIS!Copy !req
53. Copy !req
54. HA HA HA HA HA.Copy !req
55. WILLY'S A DROOLING MORON!Copy !req
56. AS SOLE DEFENDER OF EARTH,
I'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING!Copy !req
57. I WISH WILLY
WAS MY BROTHER.Copy !req
58. AH!Copy !req
59. Copy !req
60. PARDON ME, BUT IF YOU DON'T
TACKLE THE REAL ISSUES,Copy !req
61. ZIM IS GOING TO
WIN THE ELECTIONCopy !req
62. AND ERADICATE
ALL HUMAN LIFE.Copy !req
63. HOW DID YOU GET HERE?Copy !req
64. YOU A LEPRECHAUN?Copy !req
65. GEEEAAAAAAAAAGHH!Copy !req
66. I OFFER MY SERVICES
AS CAMPAIGN MANAGER.Copy !req
67. WE'LL BE A TEAM.
ME AS THE INCREDIBLE BRAINS,Copy !req
68. AND YOU AS... WILLY.Copy !req
69. YOU'RE AFTER ME GOLD!Copy !req
70. IS THAT A YES?Copy !req
71. GOOD. LET'S TALK ABOUT
YOUR NEW PLATFORM.Copy !req
72. FIRST, YOU PROMISE TO
PROMOTE ALIEN AWARENESS.Copy !req
73. SECOND... UM, WILLY?Copy !req
74. Copy !req
75. CANDIDATES' POPULARITY
WILL BE MONITOREDCopy !req
76. BY AUDIENCE BRAIN SCAN.Copy !req
77. A DROP IN POPULARITY
WILL RESULTCopy !req
78. IN A HORRIBLE
ELECTRIC SHOCK.Copy !req
79. DEBATE! NOW! OR SUFFER!Copy !req
80. CITIZENS, YOU ARE ALL FAMILIAR
WITH ME AND WHAT I STAND FOR,Copy !req
81. BUT ONLY NOW CAN I
REVEAL THAT IF ELECTED,Copy !req
82. I WILL ENSURE THAT
EVERY STUDENT IS GIVENCopy !req
83. A ZOMBIE WIENER DOG
TO DO THEIR BIDDING!Copy !req
84. CAN MY OPPONENT SAY THAT?Copy !req
85. OW!Copy !req
86. DAH! HOO! AH! OOH!Copy !req
87. TIME'S UP! NOW!Copy !req
88. NOW COMES THE AWKWARD SILENCE
PORTION OF THE DEBATE.Copy !req
89. Copy !req
90. THIS ISN'T GOING WELL.Copy !req
91. Copy !req
92. WILLY, JUST REPEAT
EVERYTHING I SAY.Copy !req
93. DIB! WHAT'VE
I TOLD YOU ABOUTCopy !req
94. JAMMING THINGS
INTO STUDENTS' EARS?Copy !req
95. CANDIDATE TWO,
BEGIN THE BABBLING.Copy !req
96. Copy !req
97. IF ELECTED, I...Copy !req
98. AHHHH!Copy !req
99. SORRY. VOLUME.Copy !req
100. THE GROTESQUE MONSTER BOY
AVOIDS THE ISSUES.Copy !req
101. JUST WHAT DOES
HE PLAN ON DOINGCopy !req
102. ABOUT THE SIZE OF
DIB'S GIANT HEAD?Copy !req
103. IF I AM ELECTED,
DIB'S HEAD WILL BE REMOVEDCopy !req
104. AND FILLED WITH SALTED NUTS!Copy !req
105. SALTED NUTS!Copy !req
106. Copy !req
107. YOUR PROMISE IS RIDICULOUS.Copy !req
108. WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO
DO WITH REAL ISSUES?Copy !req
109. IF ELECTED...Copy !req
110. I PROMISE TO IMPROVECopy !req
111. THE TERRIBLE CONDITIONS
AT THIS SKOOL...Copy !req
112. SERVE ACTUAL FOOD
FOR LUNCH.Copy !req
113. YEAH, FOOD.Copy !req
114. FOOD, YEAH.Copy !req
115. Copy !req
116. ALSO, DIB WILL
FINALLY BE APPRECIATEDCopy !req
117. FOR THE GENIUS THAT HE IS!Copy !req
118. HUH?Copy !req
119. Copy !req
120. I MEAN, I WILL GIVE...Copy !req
121. GIVE EVERYONE
LASER BEAM EYESCopy !req
122. AND SHOES THAT
MAKE THEM INVISIBLE!Copy !req
123. YEAH! WILLY!Copy !req
124. YOU LIKE WILLY?
NYEEEGH!Copy !req
125. AND THEN WE DANCE ALL
DAY, AND NO MORE SCHOOL,Copy !req
126. AND... AND... AND...
AND STUFF!Copy !req
127. I DIDN'T SAY THAT!
WILLY, STOP.Copy !req
128. AND YOU ALL BE MY FRIENDS,Copy !req
129. AND YOU CAN GO HOME
AND NOT LEARN NO MORE!Copy !req
130. Copy !req
131. MADNESS! THAT'S...Copy !req
132. YOU...Copy !req
133. I AM ZIM!Copy !req
134. VOTE FOR ZIM OR
I'LL DESTROY YOU.Copy !req
135. VOTE FOR ZIM OR
I'LL DESTROY YOU.Copy !req
136. MISS BITTERS, ZIM IS
THREATENING THE VOTERS!Copy !req
137. HE'S DISQUALIFIED! RIGHT?Copy !req
138. THE CHILD SHRIEKS
LIKE A FRUIT BAT.Copy !req
139. Copy !req
140. VOTING COMPLETE!Copy !req
141. CLEAR THE BALLOT BOX!Copy !req
142. Copy !req
143. TABULATING...Copy !req
144. THE WINNER IS...Copy !req
145. ZIM!Copy !req
146. MY EMPIRE OF DOOM
BEGINS NOW!Copy !req
147. HAIL ZIM! HAIL ZIM!
HAIL ZIM! HAIL ZIM!Copy !req
148. Copy !req
149. THE WINNER IS...Copy !req
150. WILLY!Copy !req
151. REPORT TO THE PRINCIPAL'S
CHAMBER IMMEDIATELY!Copy !req
152. YES!Copy !req
153. NO! TREACHERY! LIES!Copy !req
154. ZIM!Copy !req
155. ZIM? LOSE? IMPOSSIBLE!Copy !req
156. THIS IS YOUR FAULT, DIB,
AND YOU SHALL PAY!Copy !req
157. FACE IT, ZIM,
I BEAT YOU,Copy !req
158. AND AS WILLY'S
CAMPAIGN MANAGER, VICTORY WILL BE SWEET!Copy !req
159. Copy !req
160. CANDIDATE TWO,Copy !req
161. YOU WON'T DISAPPOINT US
LIKE YOUR PREDECESSOR.Copy !req
162. YOU WILL OBEY.Copy !req
163. YOU WON'T COMPLAIN
ABOUT NASTY TOILETS.Copy !req
164. WELL, THEY ARE
KIND OF NASTY.Copy !req
165. SILENCE!Copy !req
166. NOW, WILLY.Copy !req
167. AS STUDENT PRESIDENT,
FULFILL YOUR DESTINY!Copy !req
168. DERRRR... OK.Copy !req
169. AH—AH—AHHHHHHH!Copy !req
170. CHIP, CHIP. GREETINGS,
FELLOW STUDENTS!Copy !req
171. ISN'T SKOOL
JUST SMASHING?Copy !req
172. TALLY ON,
AND CHIPPY HO!Copy !req
173. Copy !req
174. OUR SKOOL IS GREAT.Copy !req
175. AND IT'S THAT GREATNESS
THAT MAKES US GREAT!Copy !req
176. AND WE'VE GOT THE FINEST
TOILETS EVER MADE!Copy !req
177. EARTHSMELL, BY THE LOOK ON
YOUR FACE, I CAN SEE YOU DIDN'TCopy !req
178. INTEND TO SPARE ME WILLY'S
HORRIBLE FATE,Copy !req
179. AND THAT MAKES IT FUNNY!Copy !req
180. THANK YOU, HUMAN,
FOR HELPING ZIM.Copy !req
181. REWARD THE CHILD, GIR.Copy !req
182. SALTED NUTS!Copy !req
183. I HATE YOU.Copy !req