Invader ZIM 2x6

Directed by Steve Ressel

When Dib discovers that Tak’s ship he recovered has a built in AI, he decides to reprogram the ship with his own personality. While Dib is quite pleased with initial results, the spaceship begins to behave more and more like the real Dib and it attempts to actually take his place. All of the attention of a huge spaceship going to school causes Zim to realize that it’s really Tak’s ship, so he plans to override the machines AI and order it to attack Dib; though can he really force a machine so smart to attack it’s counterpart?

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1. AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

2. THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION AND NICKELODEON

3. CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—

5. THE HORRORS OF WAR!

6. OF FAMINE.

7. PICTURES OF MY BIRTH.

8. BUT I DON'T THINK YOU COMPREHEND

9. IN ADULT LIFE.

10. TO BETTER PREPARE YOU

11. CHARACTER-BUILDING HORRORS

12. BLUDGEON BALL!

13. IT'S FUN!

14. SO, IT'S HUMAN AGAINST ALIEN.

15. FACE MY ENEMY

16. IN THIS STUPID, BARBARIC GAME.

17. OUR BATTLEFIELD.

18. IT'S THE SIZE OF A HIPPO, THAT HEAD.

19.

20. WHOA!

21. HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE!

22. HMM.

23. EEE! AHH! OOH! AH!

24. AH-AH-AH-AH!

25. NO-O-O-O-O-O-O!

26. OOH! AH! EEE! OOH!

27. WHOA! LOOK AT HIS EYEBALL!

28. AN ALIEN INVADER!

29. LIES! LIES!

30. HEARD OF... PINK EYE?

31. HUMAN ILLNESS.

32. YEAH. PINKY HAS IT PRETTY BAD RIGHT NOW.

33.

34. YEAH. ZIM'S JUST SICK AND UGLY.

35. NO PINK EYE. GREEN SKIN. RED THINGS. OH!

36. OW! OOH! AH! EEE! OW! OOH! AH! EEE!

37.

38. AMUSING FOR AWHILE, DIB,

39. BUT NOW YOU'RE JUST SCARY.

40. GO TO THE COUNSELOR'S OFFICE.

41. YES, I AM NORMAL.

42. SO NORMAL AND UGLY AM I!

43. HI, I'M MR. DWICKY, THE NEW COUNSELOR.

44. THE OLD COUNSELOR?

45. SOMETHING... HORRIBLE.

46. HELP ME!

47. SO, YOU WANNA TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG?

48. NOTHING.

49. OTHERWISE.

50. DOESN'T MATTER. NOBODY BELIEVES ME.

51. THE EARTH'S BEEN INVADED BY AN ALIEN. HE GOES TO THIS SCHOOL.

52. BY BEING SO IGNORANT.

53. YOU CAN LAUGH NOW. I'M CRAZY AND FULL OF LIES.

54. ACTUALLY, I ALWAYS BELIEVED IN ALIENS,

55. ANY PROOF, SO I DID THE NEXT BEST THING.

56. SCHOOL CHILDREN.

57. AND THEY'RE SCARY, TOO.

58. I'VE GOT PROOF. THIS IS AN ALIEN SPACESHIP I CAPTURED.

59. AND HERE'S ZIM'S ROBOT DOG TAKING OUT THE GARBAGE.

60. ZIM'S TRASH ONCE A WEEK.

61. MOSTLY, I JUST FIND BURNT GERBILS AND WORN DOWN RUBBER PIGGIES, BUT—

62. OUT THE TRASH?

63. WITH THOSE NUBBY ARMS?

64. I KNOW! AND NO ONE ELSE THINKS IT'S WEIRD.

65. DOESN'T HAVE EARS,

66. OR HOW HE DOESN'T THINK PONIES KNOW WHAT WE'RE THINKING.

67. WHOA! CALM DOWN. I BELIEVE YOU, DIB.

68. Y-Y-YOU BELIEVE ME?

69. WAIT A MINUTE. YOU ESCAPED FROM SOME EXPERIMENT

70. WITH CAR DOORS, RIGHT?

71. HA HA. ALMOST. BUT NO.

72. BELIEVE YOU.

73. TO HELP OUT.

74. A TEAM? REALLY? TWO BELIEVERS AGAINST THE WORLD?

75. AND ZIM?

76. IF YOU'RE SERIOUS, MEET ME AFTER SCHOOL'S OUT.

77. YOU GOT IT, PARTNER!

78. PARTNER!

79. DWICKY! YOU REALLY BELIEVE IN ALIENS?

80. NOT ANYMORE. ALL THE CHILDLIKE WONDER WAS RIPPED FROM MY HEART

81. STUCK IN AN ESCALATOR

82. AND ALIENS DIDN'T COME RESCUE ME.

83. NO. I'LL JUST HUMOR DIB TILL HE TELLS ME WHAT THE REAL PROBLEM IS.

84. AH! THAT'S PSYCHO- TECHNICAL TALK!

85. IT IS.

86. FOR YOU TO HELP OUT WITH MY PLAN

87. ALIEN SELF TO THE WORLD.

88. HEY, THAT SOUNDS FUN! WHAT'S THAT?

89. IDENTIFICATION TRANSMITTER.

90. I YANKED IT FROM ZIM'S COMPUTER. YOU CAN SEND MESSAGES

91. FROM ALIEN RACES.

92. YOU KNOW, IF IT WORKS, WE CAN PRETEND WE'RE ALIENS

93. AND SEND ZIM A TRANSMISSION, SETTING HIM UP FOR A TRAP.

94. RIGHT! WE CAN CATCH HIM ON VIDEO WITHOUT HIS DISGUISE.

95. HIM NAMES IN ALIEN LANGUAGES,

96. BUT YOUR PLAN'S COOL, TOO.

97. MY LATEST

98. FOR EARTH CONQUEST, GIR?

99. I GONNA EAT THAT FISH.

100. NO, GIR. THE FISH IS PART OF THE PLAN.

101.

102. IS IT YOU, IRKEN ZIM?

103. YES, I AM ZIM! WHO ARE YOU?

104. SLOAT OF THE PLANET PLOOKISIA.

105. THIS HORRIFIC PLANET

106. MATERIALS WE COULD USE FOR REPAIRS, YOU KNOW?

107. WHY I SHOULD HELP YOU.

108. A TRADE. IN RETURN FOR YOUR HELP WE WILL GIVE YOU SOME SUPER WEAPONS.

109. GRATEFUL... YOU JERK.

110. HEH, I COULD ALWAYS USE MORE SUPERWEAPONS.

111. YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW THIS, BUT I'M, UH,

112. THE LIFE OF THIS PLANET.

113. GREAT! WE'LL MEET YOU IN THE WOODS IN ONE HOUR.

114. AND DON'T WEAR A DISGUISE.

115. YOU'RE NOT A HUMAN.

116. THE WOODS, HUH?

117. VAGUE, BUT OK.

118. BETTER BE SUPER.

119. OH, THEY'LL BE SUPER. THEY'LL BE SO SUPER

120. YOU'LL RUE THE DAY YOU EVER MESSED WITH PLANET EARTH.

121.

122. A HAPPY GUY.

123. THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT!

124. THE EVIL BEAST THAT HE IS!

125. OK, I DON'T THINK ZIM'S SHOWING UP, DIB.

126. MAYBE IT'S TIME YOU TWO STOPPED PLAYING

127. REASON YOU'RE SO FRUSTRATED.

128. PLAYING? THIS ISN'T PLAYING, THIS IS—

129. YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME!

130. YOU...

131. I THOUGHT YOU WERE DIFFERENT!

132. LOOK, I KNOW YOU THINK I LIED, AND I-I DID,

133. TRYING TO HELP—

134. ISN'T THIS JUST GREAT! WHILE YOU WASTE MY TIME,

135. CLOSER TO BEING TAKEN OVER!

136. THAT'S MY PROBLEM RIGHT THERE.

137. THE HUMAN RACE SEEMS TO WANT TO BE DESTROYED—

138. SAY, WHY DON'T WE TALK ABOUT THIS AT SCHOOL—

139. HE'S HERE!

140. WHO... WHAT... AN ALIEN?

141. A REAL...

142. A REAL ALIEN. YES.

143. GLAD TO SEE YOU'VE COME AROUND, MR. DWICKY!

144. HERE. RECORD.

145. ZIM! WE MEET AT LAST!

146. THREE HOURS AGO...

147. HERE, STINK-MEAT?

148. OUR TRICK, ZIM.

149. PLOOKISIANS COMING TO GIVE YOU WEAPONS!

150. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MR. DWICKY?

151. DWICKY, HUH?

152. TWO AGAINST THE ARMADA. I'M NOT WORRIED.

153. HI! LOOKA THIS!

154. DOODEEDOOO!

155.

156. GIR! ENOUGH!

157. MILLIONS ONCE THE WORLD SEES THIS TAPE, ZIM.

158. WE'LL SWAT—HUH?

159. I DON'T SEE ANY OTHER PLOOKISIANS HERE.

160. BUT I COULDA SWORN...

161.

162. HEY, WHO ARE YOU?

163. OH, HEY, HOWSIT GOIN'?

164. I'M MOOSHY AND THIS IS SPOOPTY.

165. WE'RE PLOOKISIANS.

166. SIGNAL AND WE CAME BACK TO CHECK IT OUT,

167. YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT WE DO.

168. YEAH, BUT IT MUSTA BEEN A MIX-UP. SORRY FOR THE INTERRUPTION.

169. WAIT, I SENT THE SIGNAL!

170. TO LURE THIS ALIEN.

171. HEY, NONE OF OUR BUSINESS.

172. YOU'RE REALLY ALL ALIENS!

173. HUH... AHHH... OF COURSE NOT.

174. GIMME THAT CAMERA.

175. WELL, TO US YOU'RE THE ALIENS.

176.

177. THAT IS NEVER NOT FUNNY!

178. I KNOW! I KNOW!

179. SPOOPTY, YOU CRAZEH!

180. ENOUGH! WHERE ARE MY WEAPONS?

181. WHAT WEAPONS?

182. YOU PROMISED ME!

183. GEEZ, ZIM, DON'T YOU GET IT?

184. TALKED TO YOU. IT WAS ALL A TRICK.

185. WHERE ARE THEY?

186. YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT,

187. BUT IF IT'LL MAKE YOU HAPPY,

188. LYING AROUND IF YOU WANT 'EM.

189. SPOOPTY, GET THE GUY THE SUPER WEAPONS.

190. YOU SURE ARE NICE, BOSS.

191. WELL, I DO WHAT I CAN.

192. A REAL SPACE SHIP!

193. SPACESHIP!

194. THE STARS SEEING ALL THE UNIVERSE?

195. YEAH, WELL FLYING THROUGH THE STARS

196. WOULD BE PRETTY STUPID, MAN.

197. BUT, YEAH, WE FLY AROUND.

198. YOU WANNA COME ALONG?

199. WOW, DO I?

200. YAH!

201. HEY, THANK YOU!

202. DWICKY!

203. WHAT ABOUT OUR TEAM?

204. OOH.

205. SAD, LITTLE DIB.

206. NO MORE PROOF!

207. TO COME HERE ANYWAY?

208. ZIM, YOU MORON!

209. THIS MEETING!

210. UH-HUH. WELL, SEE YOU.

211. COME ON, GIR!

212.