1. AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!Copy !req
2. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION AND NICKELODEONCopy !req
3. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—Copy !req
4. Copy !req
5. I HAVE SHOWN YOU
THE HORRORS OF WAR!Copy !req
6. THE DEVASTATION
OF FAMINE.Copy !req
7. PICTURES OF MY BIRTH.Copy !req
8. BUT I DON'T THINK
YOU COMPREHENDCopy !req
9. WHAT AWAITS YOU
IN ADULT LIFE.Copy !req
10. TO BETTER PREPARE YOUCopy !req
11. FOR THE INEVITABLE
CHARACTER-BUILDING HORRORSCopy !req
12. WE WILL NOW PLAY
BLUDGEON BALL!Copy !req
13. IT'S FUN!Copy !req
14. SO, IT'S HUMAN
AGAINST ALIEN.Copy !req
15. IRONIC I SHOULD
FACE MY ENEMYCopy !req
16. IN THIS STUPID,
BARBARIC GAME.Copy !req
17. LET THIS BE
OUR BATTLEFIELD.Copy !req
18. IT'S THE SIZE OF
A HIPPO, THAT HEAD.Copy !req
19. [TWEET!]Copy !req
20. WHOA!Copy !req
21. HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE!Copy !req
22. HMM.Copy !req
23. EEE! AHH! OOH! AH!Copy !req
24. AH-AH-AH-AH!Copy !req
25. NO-O-O-O-O-O-O!Copy !req
26. OOH! AH! EEE! OOH!Copy !req
27. WHOA! LOOK AT HIS EYEBALL!Copy !req
28. THE EYEBALL OF
AN ALIEN INVADER!Copy !req
29. LIES! LIES!Copy !req
30. HAVE YOU NEVER
HEARD OF... PINK EYE?Copy !req
31. IT IS A NORMAL
HUMAN ILLNESS.Copy !req
32. YEAH. PINKY HAS IT
PRETTY BAD RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
33. Copy !req
34. YEAH. ZIM'S JUST
SICK AND UGLY.Copy !req
35. NO PINK EYE. GREEN SKIN.
RED THINGS. OH!Copy !req
36. OW! OOH! AH! EEE!
OW! OOH! AH! EEE!Copy !req
37. Copy !req
38. YOUR SCREAMING WAS
AMUSING FOR AWHILE, DIB,Copy !req
39. BUT NOW YOU'RE JUST SCARY.Copy !req
40. GO TO THE COUNSELOR'S OFFICE.Copy !req
41. YES, I AM NORMAL.Copy !req
42. SO NORMAL AND UGLY AM I!Copy !req
43. HI, I'M MR. DWICKY,
THE NEW COUNSELOR.Copy !req
44. WHAT HAPPENED TO
THE OLD COUNSELOR?Copy !req
45. SOMETHING... HORRIBLE.Copy !req
46. HELP ME!Copy !req
47. SO, YOU WANNA TELL
ME WHAT'S WRONG?Copy !req
48. NOTHING.Copy !req
49. THIS FILE SUGGESTS
OTHERWISE.Copy !req
50. DOESN'T MATTER.
NOBODY BELIEVES ME.Copy !req
51. THE EARTH'S BEEN
INVADED BY AN ALIEN. HE GOES TO THIS SCHOOL.Copy !req
52. MY OWN PEOPLE HELP HIM
BY BEING SO IGNORANT.Copy !req
53. YOU CAN LAUGH NOW.
I'M CRAZY AND FULL OF LIES.Copy !req
54. ACTUALLY, I ALWAYS
BELIEVED IN ALIENS,Copy !req
55. BUT I NEVER FOUND
ANY PROOF, SO I DID THE NEXT BEST THING.Copy !req
56. I WORK WITH PUBLIC
SCHOOL CHILDREN.Copy !req
57. AND THEY'RE SCARY, TOO.Copy !req
58. I'VE GOT PROOF.
THIS IS AN ALIEN SPACESHIP I CAPTURED.Copy !req
59. AND HERE'S ZIM'S ROBOT DOG
TAKING OUT THE GARBAGE.Copy !req
60. I TRY TO GO THROUGH
ZIM'S TRASH ONCE A WEEK.Copy !req
61. MOSTLY, I JUST FIND BURNT
GERBILS AND WORN DOWN RUBBER PIGGIES, BUT—Copy !req
62. SO THE DOG BRINGS
OUT THE TRASH?Copy !req
63. HOW CAN IT EVEN HOLD THINGS
WITH THOSE NUBBY ARMS?Copy !req
64. I KNOW! AND NO ONE
ELSE THINKS IT'S WEIRD.Copy !req
65. OR LIKE HOW ZIM
DOESN'T HAVE EARS,Copy !req
66. OR HOW HE DOESN'T
THINK PONIES KNOW WHAT WE'RE THINKING.Copy !req
67. WHOA! CALM DOWN.
I BELIEVE YOU, DIB.Copy !req
68. Y-Y-YOU BELIEVE ME?Copy !req
69. WAIT A MINUTE. YOU ESCAPED
FROM SOME EXPERIMENTCopy !req
70. WHERE THEY HIT YOU IN THE HEAD
WITH CAR DOORS, RIGHT?Copy !req
71. HA HA. ALMOST.
BUT NO.Copy !req
72. I REALLY DO
BELIEVE YOU.Copy !req
73. I EVEN WANT
TO HELP OUT.Copy !req
74. A TEAM? REALLY?
TWO BELIEVERS AGAINST THE WORLD?Copy !req
75. AND ZIM?Copy !req
76. IF YOU'RE SERIOUS,
MEET ME AFTER SCHOOL'S OUT.Copy !req
77. YOU GOT IT, PARTNER!Copy !req
78. PARTNER!Copy !req
79. DWICKY! YOU REALLY
BELIEVE IN ALIENS?Copy !req
80. NOT ANYMORE. ALL THE
CHILDLIKE WONDER WAS RIPPED FROM MY HEARTCopy !req
81. THE DAY MY FOOT GOT
STUCK IN AN ESCALATORCopy !req
82. AND ALIENS DIDN'T
COME RESCUE ME.Copy !req
83. NO. I'LL JUST HUMOR DIB
TILL HE TELLS ME WHAT THE REAL PROBLEM IS.Copy !req
84. AH! THAT'S PSYCHO-
TECHNICAL TALK!Copy !req
85. IT IS.Copy !req
86. WE TEAMED UP JUST IN TIME
FOR YOU TO HELP OUT WITH MY PLANCopy !req
87. TO GET ZIM TO CONFESS HIS
ALIEN SELF TO THE WORLD.Copy !req
88. HEY, THAT SOUNDS
FUN! WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
89. A SCHEMATIC FOR AN ALIEN
IDENTIFICATION TRANSMITTER.Copy !req
90. I YANKED IT FROM ZIM'S COMPUTER.
YOU CAN SEND MESSAGESCopy !req
91. WITH ENCODED SIGNATURES
FROM ALIEN RACES.Copy !req
92. YOU KNOW, IF IT WORKS,
WE CAN PRETEND WE'RE ALIENSCopy !req
93. AND SEND ZIM A TRANSMISSION,
SETTING HIM UP FOR A TRAP.Copy !req
94. RIGHT! WE CAN CATCH HIM ON
VIDEO WITHOUT HIS DISGUISE.Copy !req
95. I WAS GOING TO USE IT TO CALL
HIM NAMES IN ALIEN LANGUAGES,Copy !req
96. BUT YOUR PLAN'S
COOL, TOO.Copy !req
97. NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND
MY LATESTCopy !req
98. AND MOST BRILLIANT PLAN
FOR EARTH CONQUEST, GIR?Copy !req
99. I GONNA EAT THAT FISH.Copy !req
100. NO, GIR. THE FISH
IS PART OF THE PLAN.Copy !req
101. Copy !req
102. IS IT YOU, IRKEN ZIM?Copy !req
103. YES, I AM ZIM!
WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
104. WE ARE DIGZUM AND COMMODORE
SLOAT OF THE PLANET PLOOKISIA.Copy !req
105. WE HAVE CRASH LANDED ON
THIS HORRIFIC PLANETCopy !req
106. AND YOU HAVE SOME
MATERIALS WE COULD USE FOR REPAIRS, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
107. GIVE ME ONE REASON
WHY I SHOULD HELP YOU.Copy !req
108. A TRADE. IN RETURN FOR
YOUR HELP WE WILL GIVE YOU SOME SUPER WEAPONS.Copy !req
109. WE WOULD BE MOST
GRATEFUL... YOU JERK.Copy !req
110. HEH, I COULD ALWAYS
USE MORE SUPERWEAPONS.Copy !req
111. YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW THIS,
BUT I'M, UH,Copy !req
112. SORTA GONNA WIPE OUT ALL
THE LIFE OF THIS PLANET.Copy !req
113. GREAT! WE'LL MEET YOU
IN THE WOODS IN ONE HOUR.Copy !req
114. AND DON'T WEAR
A DISGUISE.Copy !req
115. JUST SO WE KNOW
YOU'RE NOT A HUMAN.Copy !req
116. THE WOODS, HUH?Copy !req
117. VAGUE, BUT OK.Copy !req
118. BUT THOSE WEAPONS
BETTER BE SUPER.Copy !req
119. OH, THEY'LL BE SUPER.
THEY'LL BE SO SUPERCopy !req
120. YOU'LL RUE THE DAY
YOU EVER MESSED WITH PLANET EARTH.Copy !req
121. Copy !req
122. HE SEEMED LIKE
A HAPPY GUY.Copy !req
123. THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT!Copy !req
124. TODAY WE EXPOSE ZIM FOR
THE EVIL BEAST THAT HE IS!Copy !req
125. OK, I DON'T THINK
ZIM'S SHOWING UP, DIB.Copy !req
126. MAYBE IT'S TIME YOU
TWO STOPPED PLAYINGCopy !req
127. AND TOLD ME THE REAL
REASON YOU'RE SO FRUSTRATED.Copy !req
128. PLAYING? THIS ISN'T
PLAYING, THIS IS—Copy !req
129. YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME!Copy !req
130. YOU...Copy !req
131. I THOUGHT YOU WERE DIFFERENT!Copy !req
132. LOOK, I KNOW YOU THINK
I LIED, AND I-I DID,Copy !req
133. BUT I WAS ONLY
TRYING TO HELP—Copy !req
134. ISN'T THIS JUST GREAT!
WHILE YOU WASTE MY TIME,Copy !req
135. EARTH GETS ONE STEP
CLOSER TO BEING TAKEN OVER!Copy !req
136. THAT'S MY PROBLEM
RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
137. MY PROBLEM IS THAT
THE HUMAN RACE SEEMS TO WANT TO BE DESTROYED—Copy !req
138. SAY, WHY DON'T WE TALK
ABOUT THIS AT SCHOOL—Copy !req
139. HE'S HERE!Copy !req
140. WHO... WHAT... AN ALIEN?Copy !req
141. A REAL...Copy !req
142. A REAL ALIEN. YES.Copy !req
143. GLAD TO SEE YOU'VE
COME AROUND, MR. DWICKY!Copy !req
144. HERE. RECORD.Copy !req
145. ZIM! WE MEET AT LAST!Copy !req
146. I JUST SAW YOU
THREE HOURS AGO...Copy !req
147. WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE, STINK-MEAT?Copy !req
148. YOU FELL FOR
OUR TRICK, ZIM.Copy !req
149. THERE ARE NO
PLOOKISIANS COMING TO GIVE YOU WEAPONS!Copy !req
150. ISN'T THAT RIGHT,
MR. DWICKY?Copy !req
151. DWICKY, HUH?Copy !req
152. TWO AGAINST THE ARMADA.
I'M NOT WORRIED.Copy !req
153. HI! LOOKA THIS!Copy !req
154. DOODEEDOOO!Copy !req
155. Copy !req
156. GIR! ENOUGH!Copy !req
157. TWO WILL BECOME
MILLIONS ONCE THE WORLD SEES THIS TAPE, ZIM.Copy !req
158. WE'LL SWAT—HUH?Copy !req
159. I DON'T SEE ANY OTHER
PLOOKISIANS HERE.Copy !req
160. BUT I COULDA SWORN...Copy !req
161. Copy !req
162. HEY, WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
163. OH, HEY, HOWSIT GOIN'?Copy !req
164. I'M MOOSHY AND
THIS IS SPOOPTY.Copy !req
165. WE'RE PLOOKISIANS.Copy !req
166. WE HEARD A PLOOKISIAN
SIGNAL AND WE CAME BACK TO CHECK IT OUT,Copy !req
167. YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE
THAT'S WHAT WE DO.Copy !req
168. YEAH, BUT IT MUSTA
BEEN A MIX-UP. SORRY FOR THE INTERRUPTION.Copy !req
169. WAIT, I SENT THE SIGNAL!Copy !req
170. I WAS USING IT
TO LURE THIS ALIEN.Copy !req
171. HEY, NONE OF OUR BUSINESS.Copy !req
172. YOU'RE REALLY ALL ALIENS!Copy !req
173. HUH... AHHH...
OF COURSE NOT.Copy !req
174. GIMME THAT CAMERA.Copy !req
175. WELL, TO US
YOU'RE THE ALIENS.Copy !req
176. Copy !req
177. THAT IS NEVER NOT FUNNY!Copy !req
178. I KNOW! I KNOW!Copy !req
179. SPOOPTY, YOU CRAZEH!Copy !req
180. ENOUGH! WHERE
ARE MY WEAPONS?Copy !req
181. WHAT WEAPONS?Copy !req
182. THE SUPER WEAPONS
YOU PROMISED ME!Copy !req
183. GEEZ, ZIM,
DON'T YOU GET IT?Copy !req
184. THEY NEVER
TALKED TO YOU. IT WAS ALL A TRICK.Copy !req
185. WHERE ARE THEY?Copy !req
186. I DUNNO WHAT
YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT,Copy !req
187. BUT IF IT'LL MAKE YOU HAPPY,Copy !req
188. WE HAVE SOME SUPER WEAPONS
LYING AROUND IF YOU WANT 'EM.Copy !req
189. SPOOPTY, GET THE GUY
THE SUPER WEAPONS.Copy !req
190. YOU SURE ARE NICE, BOSS.Copy !req
191. WELL, I DO WHAT I CAN.Copy !req
192. A REAL SPACE SHIP!Copy !req
193. SPACESHIP!Copy !req
194. AND YOU FLY THROUGH
THE STARS SEEING ALL THE UNIVERSE?Copy !req
195. YEAH, WELL FLYING
THROUGH THE STARSCopy !req
196. WOULD BE PRETTY STUPID, MAN.Copy !req
197. BUT, YEAH, WE FLY AROUND.Copy !req
198. YOU WANNA COME ALONG?Copy !req
199. WOW, DO I?Copy !req
200. YAH!Copy !req
201. HEY, THANK YOU!Copy !req
202. DWICKY!Copy !req
203. WHAT ABOUT OUR TEAM?Copy !req
204. OOH.Copy !req
205. SAD, LITTLE DIB.Copy !req
206. NO MORE ALLY AND
NO MORE PROOF!Copy !req
207. HOW DID YOU KNOW
TO COME HERE ANYWAY?Copy !req
208. ZIM, YOU MORON!Copy !req
209. I TOLD YOU I ARRANGED
THIS MEETING!Copy !req
210. UH-HUH. WELL, SEE YOU.Copy !req
211. COME ON, GIR!Copy !req
212. Copy !req